Pitching matchup
Cubs: Sergio Meat Tray, 2-2, 4.19 ERA
White Sox: Freddy Garcia, 6-3, 3.75 ERA
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Pitching matchup
Cubs: Sergio Meat Tray, 2-2, 4.19 ERA
White Sox: Freddy Garcia, 6-3, 3.75 ERA
Yes, I’m out looking for Otis O’Dell.
Anyone out looking for me?
WAIT’LL OTIS SEES US! HE LOV–
Oops. Forgot to turn the stove off.
Now, Otis has Ceased to Be, let’s all be respectful of his memory.
Remember when Spike rubbed a bunch of his signature mustard on the inside of his thighs….
Think it’s hot today?
Leadoff bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Time to pad my Hall of Fame strike out numbers!! should I go 0 for 3 or 0 for 4?
Andy, I said you were off to copywrite the Rally Carp. But the guys, they all thought I had said ‘copulate’. Who’s right on this one?
Shut up, guys. Enough with the Korey bashing.
Chuck, please post you Korey sombrano picture.
Would it be complete assbaggery to assert that Mitre’s jock could be referred to as a Serge protector?
OK, time to start a 15-game winning streak!
Is it possible to post pictures that reside on my computer, but not on the internet?
For the next 3 days, Cubs fans get to see a Chicago baseball team that wins!
For the next 3 days, Cubs fans get to see a Chicago baseball team that wins!
Dude, Ozzie, you need only say things once. See what I mean about you guys disliking us more than we dislike you, dude?
That’s not my pic, but from blogger cubsfun.com. Here it is:
Ole!
All we need now is to get Korey a cape for a bat.
I’ve been laughing for 6 minutes straight at the picture of Spike’s dead dog (and it’s really Otis, too. I saw that picture in the Tribune)
Does that make me a bad person?
Patterson, CF
Perez, SS
Lee, 1B
Burnitz, RF
Ramirez, 3B
Walker, 2B
Barrett, C
Hollandsworth, LF
Dubois, DH
***
Puh-sed-nick, LF
Iguchi, 2B
The Big Skirt, DH
Konerko, 1B
Rowand, CF
Dye, RF
Pierzynski, C
Crede, 3B
Ozuna, SS
hell no — i about pissed myself, and i’m an ok guy.
think dusty’s trying to aggravate hendry into trading for me by leading off that bag of crap every day?
So the White Sox feel upstaged by the Cubs in Chicago? Big freakin’ deal. I go to Des Moines, and I thought I’d be the biggest attraction at Principal Park. Turns out everyone’s going to the web site to check out the Rally Carp.
Ouch, I think I hurt my back again.
Inning 1 – Top
Strike out (on two pitches, thereby having Korey’s bat go to the Hall of Fame).
Nubber to second.
Intentional walk
Fly out to shallow right.
Bottom
After strike 1, Ozzie heads to the mound to have the umps frisk Maddux.
Second pitch hits Posednick square in the jaw causing his pimple to burst.
Posednick steals second.
Iguchi grounds out.
Thomas homers.
Ligue’s grandnice runs on the field to kiss Konerko.
Konerko strikes out.
Dusty,
It’s 96 freaking degrees and you have 5 whiteys out there? What’s the matter with you? Keep Hope Alive!
Rowand flies to the track.
Kerry Sayers just said she was going to ask the grounds crew to hose her down. Now THAT would be a ratings-grabber.
Funny that the umpires would frisk me as I sit in the dugout, watching the game.
Is there anyone else from Comcast who needs a hosing down?
We’d be welcome additions to the top of the order.
Da’s jus me getting insie your head mang. Nobody fucks wit de Jesus.
Corey, you just concentrate on hosing the team.
Hey, dude, I already tried Todd at the top of the order. But I think Hollie’s more comfortable batting lower with more RBI opportunities, dude. I don’t like to juggle the lineup much though. Guys like consistency, dude.
Thanks Chuck!!!!
Can I post pictures here straight off my computer or do they have to come from the internet?
“You know, Dusty, uhhh, I, um, always wanted to, uhm, you know, lead off, and Leo never, uh, let me. What do you say you get me on the roster, so I can, uh, play third one more time and lead off?”
i see the moneyline on this one is +145/-160. hoo boy.
Anyone have the music for “Hey Hey Holy Mackeral?”
I just said it should be a “fabulous weekend” for baseball.
I’m a slobbering idiot.
Ho Ho, you hafta get them on the net somehow. There are site that supposedly allow it, but I never have any luck with them. Lately, I send mine to Andy, and he puts them on Desipio
Thanks, Sloth!
We advertise on Cubs games now? Does this mean our sales guys aren’t doing the job and spending too much time on the Internet?
My old employer used to sponser the “7th inning Autograph Book”
Slothy: What happened to your Bravenet All-Majestic links?
Why in the hell are they playing an Elton John song as Len reads the sponsors?
According to the Sloth, I am one big fan of Maddux. What song are they playing?
Sloth and Ho Ho
try photobucket dot com …they have free accounts that limit bandwidth, but it should be ok for here. They have premade link and tag code, too, so you don’t have to mess with that.
At least I didn’t strike out
Well, Korey didn’t strike out. That’s something, right?
That’s one impressive tray of meats (above).
Gamecast skipped my AB
Korey makes contact! He’s turned it around!
8 pitches? I didn’t even get to tell you what colors everyone is wearing.
a 7 pitch first inning. Good thing we’re making Bald Bull work out there…
Just a little patience, yeaaaaaaaaaaah……….
Looks like I was the patient one that inning (god help us all)
Cubs got quietly in the first.
You know you’re hot when you go 0 for 1 and your average goes down .002!!!
The Cubs have a team meeting a couple of weeks ago about being more selective and working the count, then proceed to go on to their hottest streak of the year. Now, they’re back to the same old crap. Idiots.
What does White Sox announcer Darrin Jackson have in common with guest Cubs announcer Ryne Sandberg?
Lord, who turned on the mike gating?
Well, this game is over.
It’s too hot to run the bases.
Dat all you got? Seven pitches? Chumps.
I got the homer right.
The big black man sacre me. Eric, Hyde, Kelso…save me!
Fireworks? Yawn. I perfected that art long ago.
You know where you can put that…………..
ON THE BOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sergio’s on his way to a 198-pitch complete game…
Are we announing today?
Len, you’re on me, and Ryne Sandberg is in the booth with you and Brenly.
Wow, we’re really working the count today…
Chuck, that’s exactly it. I never could get the links to work off of Bravenet. Or Photobucket, or Snapfish, or Yahoo Pictures, or anything else. Of course, I’m speshul
Nacy Faust is playing Green Day’s “I Walk Alone” as Todd Walker comes to the plate. How cute.
I gotta go ump a doubleheader. Current temp is 96, dew point of 70. Dumb ass.
Woo hoo! I have healthy poll numbers!
SURVEY RESULTS
Today’s topic: The Rally Yak. Discuss
60.7% Hey, how about some love for the Rally Carp?
14.8% I want a Rally Yak T-shirt!
11.5% Love it!
6.6% When is Rally Yak Beanie Baby Night?
Wow, Garcia’s all the way up to 16 pitches now. He must be getting tired.
There is no song I won’t butcher!
60.7 + 14.8 + 11.5 + 6.6 = 93.6 where is the 6.4
for example, this oughta be a pic of a hot chick in butt floss:
But I predict all I’ll see is the Red X of Shame
Sloth:
Healthy poll? [snicker]
heh. He said “poll”. heh heh.
If I earned a mile for everytime I’ve said, “I gotta see what happened omn that play” I’d outdistance “Wild” Bill Holden.
I’m an embarssement to broadcast analysts everywhere.
I get a red X. But if I rigth clikc and “show pic” I get it
Sloth, try deleting me between .jpg and the right angle bracket.
I don’t put you in, extra slash. You get there on your own. Nancy Faust has you, too, and we see her old bones up above
Big Skirt my ass.
Look at this! Anyone can homer at Comiskular!
Hey Dew Boy, you backwaters fucktard, THAT’S how you do it. Now stop sucking and follow my lead, and maybe you’ll get your chance to play.
You must pay me to watch Kerry Wood pitch on the Internet today
Things went south the last time I stood in that part of the batters’ box.
Things will begin to change NOW, dammit.
My CAREER OBP is now BELOW .300.
I’m 0-14.
You will never be able to withstand my patented Bull Charge !!!
Corey, we know you’re bad…next to you, I’m a first ballot hall of famer.
Uh, Mullet Boy, I never got a real chance to play regularly. I didn’t get the benefit of the doubt like you did. Now, go find a goddamn barber.
But i’m fast
I say that Corey swung at only one pitch in the strike zone in that at-bat. Anyone watching the game on television care to comment on my accuracy? (Corey’s “accuracy” is already well known…)
I’m 2-25 with 11Ks and 1 BB.
Look at how I clap my hands. I am big time player.
You don’t need me to know that Korey swings at everything.
38 pitches for 6 outs. Is Kerry pitching here or in Iowa?
What ? You thought I was gonna hit .330 all season?
I would imagine that if you’re constructing a lineup with a designated hitter (and the key word there is HITTER), he would logically not be much of a hitter if he’s batting #9. More like an afterthought.
Now, AL teams are built using the DH, but how many AL teams put their DH 9th? How many NL teams do it?
Honestly compels me to say that we are having a whale of a game, folks.
Can Hendry hire Ozzie?
I went to football factory Auburn in the 80’s. I’m huge.
I’ve never done ‘roids. Honest!
I’m not sharp today
I just said that Mitre is better off throwing strikes than he is walking guys and falling behind.
Apparently, I am also covering Chuck’s ass.
Any dumbasses want to raise their hands and say that Mitre is less valuable as trade bait than as a pitcher for the Cubs?
Now would be a good time for me
They should have traded me after the shutout.
Sergio needs puka power.
“Don’t make me come ouyt and slp you, Meat Tray!”
Damn. Those Sox players keep clogging up the basepaths.
or something, mang
I says
I’m done with Sergio.
If I were still announcing, I’d end the inning saying
“JUST Two Runs out of all that….”
The Sox did not have any of me this past inning.
gonna escorted off the premises for smack talking Korey. “Patterson’s gonna have to shorten up that swing and utilize his speed if he wants to stay in the majors”
That’s roughly what he said, he should send that message down to Dusty.
we hit them first, we should be proactive not reactive, let´s hit someone and rattle them, let the venezuelan #$#$%# come out screaming and then return quietly to the dugout when Big Z comes out to see what´s going on.
Pierzynski and Crede ain’t no threat today, man. They don’t play well in hot weather.
I didn’t always have a mullett, but I had a lousy wardrobe!
Trying to change our luck, I shall now switch to AM-1000.
Hey Corey you dumb fucking bitch, are you paying attention?
Of course you’re not. You’re checking yourself out in the mirror. Ain’t you purty, you homo?
If I was managing I’d have Barrett lay one down.
Beat you to it, Don.
Korey lite to end the inning….
So predictabe. Yawn…
Dubois is just trying to get the dropped 3rd strike. That’s all.
Chalk up another one for my dumb ass.
By having Barrett show bunt, I put him down in the count, thus sabotaging yet another promising inning.
I am fucking horrible at this baseball managing thing.
Can u say Big inning? Wah Soo.
Isn’t 39,000 short of a sellout at Comiskular?
Barrett’s in a Korey-esque 5-35 slump (.143).
We just don’t care, we have no fire…go ahead, walk all over us, no series is important to us. Dusty is right as long as you play the whole season, good things can happen, you don’t even need to win games. We are an embarrassment, look at our Matt Clement like loser ass body language. Fuck us.
Boy, those lst couple stars look like a fluke.
Hey, leave me out of this. I’m on a winning team now.
Where is the nearest Toyota plant? I must make plans for a new super car to sell to the Cubs…the car will have the technology to stop The Bald Bull Rush.
The Cubs are suffering me today
When is the flight to Des Moines? I’m really, you know, kind of bad.
Whiff……………………….
I don’t get it. What is that thing they do when the runner runs and the hitter then hits the ball? The damn Yankees did that all weekend to us. I got to find out what that play is. It looks pretty good.
Just be happy you got steamrolled by us. You can tell everyone that you remember getting your asses kicked by a world series winner.
I’m gonna sit here like a jackass. I don’t want to start a fire under my teams ass or anything..Fires are bad for the enviorment.
Dew-Boy, which flight do you and I want to catch?
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You honestly think we’d waste an airfare and your sorry, over-touted ass, Dubois? You’re lucky we’re springing for the Greyhound ticket!
Whats the return flight back to Chicago?? Derrek and Aramis need a little help.
Did someone say something about lighting a fire?
I’ve been poring over the flight schedules
Northwest Airlines
Flight 3764 operated by Northwest Airlink / 4737 operated by Northwest Airlink
10:04am
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3:54pm
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1:25pm
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I just landed inside a T.V.
Mayday! Mayday!
Just another lazy nigger.
Righht? That’s what you guys wanna hear…this is all my fault right?
Dear Jim Hendry,
You’re welcome. I have made your roster decision much easier. Sorry my trade value plummeted faster than you could say “two dozen donuts”
Take it all out on me. Go ahead, I threw that last pitch.
Let’s see how I can stay off base now..
But the n-word comment makes us all look bad.
Dumbfuck.
This is the point where the both teams’ fortunes begin to turn, no?
Andy can you see me on posts? If so you should ban the racist jackass.
I’m a moran. Goodnight, everybody!
Seconded. What a putz.
Actually, I was making a pint, because some people where I am at were saying that, I was making a point…being ironic, I probably should have used &this kind of stuff though.
Go ahead, show my IP or ban me, but I am not a racist.
You’re making a pint?
I am actually a Dusty fan, but what ever.
You’ve got plenty of black friends, too. Right?
Uh, what’s that? I’m safe?
Good, I guess I’ll put this bat down and continue to be frozen.
If this guy had any of me, he wouldn’t have to be backpedaling fast enough to power a small town.
who do we throw at?
let’s just start something.
let’s se who we can count on (who has a spine)
Yes, I do actually, let me guess, you live in your parents basement in the suburbs and jam out to Jay Z? So that means you got me dude.
I throw at scumbag Sox player. Jim Riggleman–he not here no longer here to show lack of support for me.
Since we’ve been batting 1 and 2.. how many times do you think we’ve been on base in the same inning?
Probably as many times as Podsednik and Iguchi have done it today.
Maybe Darren will get to fill out the lineup card tomorrow.
Now I see why people hate this site so much. People here get a little too high and mighty.
Is the racist still doing me?
but dropping the n-word is just stupid. You made an error in judgement, and I’m sure you’ll no doubt be spared any exposure, but there’s no need to cast the lot of us as being politically correct. It’s pretty universally unacceptable.
Um, Mr. Hendry, uhm, I was uhm, I uhm just heard, that uhm, you could get Matt Murton and myself up to Chicago for just $263 each. I know there’s a layover in St. Louis, but anything to help the team sir.
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I’m no racist. I’m less racist than the people that post in Latin accents and say shit during gamecasts.
Yep. He’s still doing me.
Soon it’ll be 5:00 and he’ll be able to defend himself to nobody.
It was an error in judgement and I guess I was referencing what someone said here, which obviously you guys couldn’t hear. So, I was wrong…it’s that simple.
Talking,
Your post occurred on me, so I guess he’s arguing with himself now.
Whatever. Have a good day.
No need to punish the guy any further.
Just remember–it’s the Internet. Context is everything and difficult to convey in this medium.
OK, how about SEVEN RUNS in the SEVENTH! C’mon boys! Take some pitches, dink some hits!
Oh, and vote for some love for the Rally Carp!
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
Just trying to lighten the mood, against ALL odds.
yo escribo con este acento porque soy latino, mi hermano. Estuvo grave lo que dijiste pero por mi no hay problema, se aceptan tus discuplas y vamos para adelante.
Feliz fin de semana.
Who is Pat Hughes fooling when he’s reading our promo?
Gracias, dude.
I hate white people, FYI
Um, why do the Cubs not care about winning?
Yeah…winning is fung!!!
“The White Sox,”
You’ve obviously never read “The Dodger Way,” dude. In there, they clearly explain that you’ve got to nonchalant it, you know, take it easy, and then things will come together. Don’t clog the basepaths.
Al Campanis wrote most of “The Dodger Way,” and I listened to everything he and Tommy Lasorda said.
And then I went to San Fran and Barry Bonds, Matt Williams and Jeff Kent bailed my ass out more times than I care to say, dude.
Good thing all you good cubs fans are used to me.
Hopefully, I am the 1st to go.
Did someone say Fire Sale?
WE SUCK!!!
Are we in a time warp? Is it the mid 90’s again. Has anybody seen Brian McCrae…anyone?
He Chuck. Congratulations. I’ll see if I can get your fucking Bozo button.
Christ I’m novel idea!!
I like watching this sox team. They are really fun to watch. I truly hope they embarrass the Cubs. I also hope their fans all spontaneously combust on national tv.
Yeah, I could go for one of those fire sales my own self. Perhaps the Gravymaster could trade me and Corey for Otis Nixon and Corey Snyder. Surely Dusty could coax some serious production out of those two.
Anyone need me?
Am I warming up?
Joe, you are my favorite head.
Gasoline? Borowski warming up?
Fire! Fire! Fire!
Korey, you can’t go anywhere. Cubs fans love you too much.
My song “Stacey’s Mom” has been referenced by Pat Hughes. Ron Santo is very confused.
Jason Doo-Boyz should be traded somewhere where he can be me.
I had no idea. I thought Pat Hughes was making it up when he said there was a song titled Stacey’s Mom. But it has a nice beat. And Andy Masur cannot hold a conversation.
Take that-bitches!
isn’t my reputation great?
All these relief pitchers get so much better under my tutelage.
Woo hoo! Attaboy Dew-boy! 11 run rally right here…
Oh crap! Korey’s up!
Were we hinting a call up?
Who will I give up a bomb to this inning?
Would it be me? I’ll take this flight!
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Who do we want to call up?
me guys!!
I am in! Well duck and cover!
am i gay?
Ron Santo is a fan of us, I guess…
Me and Dubois to Iran for a nuclear reactor. This way, the Cubs can get that fire started a lot faster, and we can go where our talent will be appreciated. Shit, the Cubs are bad.
Call us all the fuck up, for chrissakes. Except Sing and Dope. Because of… well, you know, that Lee guy.
So who’s gonna call the booth and pitch a hissy fit to Len & Bob due to the fact that honesty compels them to imply the “big club” might suck to a lesser degree with a handful of us running around pleading for playing time?
Honesty Compels me to say that the Cubs would do better with this guy in center field:
Well, well, Carlos Beltran would have been a super signing for the Cubs, I don’t think you can get any better than Craig Biggio in center field. He can do it all. And, honesty compels me to say that the Cubs could fill a hole at shortstop with the pesky Adam Everett.
Will Dusty still be around by me?
“Hey dude, I no trusty in Dusty”
By the Grace of Me….
Hey, wasn’t I campaigning for the Cubs job or something in the winter of 2002 before Dusty was hired?
I wonder where Hendry could find me should he decide to send Dusty home to Sacramento. Have any ideas?
Ryno, if Hendry’s looking for you, make sure he doesn’t catch you faxing your resume to me.
Dusty getting fired is me.
proof that the sox don’t like us, dudes, is the fact they clogged the bases too darn much today, dudes.
Ryno for manager
Stoney for GM
(this post is so moronic I am considering if I send it or not.
Here it goes.)
Intrepid Reader: Pipe Dream
June 24th, 2005 at 6:10 pm
Dusty getting fired is me.
Way to wrap the whole fucking nightmare into five words. I applaud the succinctnessicity/raw-truth double whammy you’ve got going there.
I should probably point out that I’m stoned.
“I should probably point out that I’m stoned.”
Hey, that don’t make you a bad person.
when I was manager of the D’backs blah,blah,blah,blah “gracie” blah,blah,blah,
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Hey mang, this crosstown classik is fung! Now where’s my bitch Magglio?
Um…hello? Anyone, I am ready for a taste.
Yeah, me too.
Cubs fans are going to be tortured ten- fold, by having to sit through me.
how’s your beloved win streak doing, white sox?
They’ll have to order and extra stadium to accomodate all of our collective fat fans.
After reading these posts on Sunday, it looks like this is what we all need
Did someone say lithium? Um…are you holding dude? Well, anyway…I have created Wellemeyer and Liecester in my own immortal image…now where are those 2 slutty Bacardi reps I met earlier?