That vaunted Brewers bullpen was no match for the Cubs!
Maybe it’s because he’s been passed on the starting pitching pecking order and in the hearts of Cubs’ fans by Mark Prior and Carlos Zambrano or maybe it’s because we’re tired of watching his “comeback” starts, but Kerry Wood turned in an impressive performance yesterday, and most of us just yawned. Six innings, two hits, one run, nine strikeouts, two walks and “only” 91 pitches? Hey, that’s pretty good.

And yet, most of us were underwhelmed.

You want to know why? Because we need to see it a few more times before we believe it. The Cubs would have you think that they’ve “fixed” Kerry’s pitching mechanics. They gave him a slightly longer leg kick to force him to stay over the rubber longer and to keep him from flying open, and they’ve been trying to convince him that he’s one of those rare, gifted, specimens who can throw 95 MPH with relative ease, and that the harder he tries to throw the ball the wilder and slower it really goes.

If it all takes, Kerry Wood has plenty of time to become the pitcher he’s shown us in those all-too brief flashes that he can be. But consider us skeptical for a while. Hopeful, because it’s not like we don’t like Kerry, but skeptical.

On the day he came back, the Cubs said goodbye to the antithesis of Kerry. While Kerry’s career has shown him to be uniquely talented with some brief, but tantalizing moments of unhittability, Joe Borowski’s only unique talent is his ability to stick with it. Sure, when he’s right he can throw a fastball in the low 90s and most people can’t do that. But most Major Leaguers can. His slider’s good, but nothing special. He’s kicked around from minor league town to minor league town, and he even served a stint in the Mexican League. He perservered and for two full seasons he was the best relief pitcher the Cubs had. In 2003 he backed into the closer’s role and did it with more efficiency than we had a right to expect from him.

He got the biggest outs in the biggest season we’ve seen in these parts. He was on the mound when the Cubs became the first Chicago baseball team to win a postseason series in 86 years. We like Joe because he just seems so…normal.

I can’t think of any player over the past…well, ever…that we’ve wanted to see do as well as we do Joe. How many players sign a two-year, $5 million contract and the reaction of people who make less than a hundreth of that is, “Hey, good for him. He earned it.” That was the reaction when Joe finally got paid, and finally got more than a one year deal after the 2003 season.

We don’t know if things would have worked out differently if he hadn’t broken his hand in spring training. Maybe that set him back to the point where he just wasn’t really ready when he came back up. But we knew, and he knew, it was over a few weeks ago. Even when he was getting outs they were hit very far and very loudly.

And at the end of his days as a Cub, he did just what we knew he’d do. He stood there and he answered every question and thanked everybody as he left. That’s just who Joe is. And that’s why we’ll miss him.

The Cubs four game winning streak has pulled them to within a game and a half of the Wild Card lead in the National League. But for a month now, the standings take somewhat of a back seat to the trade rumors in baseball. They’re flying already and we’re still 32 days from the deadline.

The Denver Post says the Rockies want Todd Wellemeyer, Ronny Cedeno and another prospect for Preston Wilson. I’m sure they want that. They’re not getting it though. I can see why they want Cedeno, but not Wellemeyer. Not that I don’t think Todd’s got talent. He does. But his talents would seem to be a horrifically bad fit for Coors Field. A highfastball-changeup pitcher a mile in the sky? Woof.

Ken Rosenthal says that the Reds have officially put slugging outfielder Adam Dunn on the market and that two NL Central teams, the Cubs and Astros (Adam’s from Texas, so the Astros like their chances of re-signing him when he becomes a free agent in a couple years) have enough talent to entice the Reds. Rosental even says that the Reds are looking for a Josh Beckett or Kerry Wood-type talent. Hey, they can have the real thing if they want. I’d trade Kerry for Dunn in a heartbeat. But if they want a Beckett-Wood clone, how about Angel Guzman? He’s talented and always hurt, too.

I find it interesting that there are people who are down on Dunn because he strikes out so much. Actually that part isn’t interesting, it’s when they say things like, “He strikes out more than Corey Patterson does!” as if Adam’s strikeouts make him the taller, paler Corey.

That couldn’t be farther from the truth.

The average big league player, at least one with an everyday job will bat 600 times, and even the best of those will make 400 outs. Adam Dunn struck out 195 times last year. That’s a lot. In fact it’s the most, ever.

Corey Patterson struck out 168 times last year. He’s on pace this year to fan 162 times.

But here’s the thing, Dunn walked 108 times in 2004.

108 walks. That’s a lot. Sure it is. It’s more than Corey Patterson has walked in his CAREER.

Corey’s on base average is .107 points lower than Dunn’s this year.

This is the long way of saying that the only way Dunn and Patterson’s offensive approach is similar is that they both swing and miss a lot. But Dunn makes up for it by swinging and missing good pitches, while Corey swings and misses…uh…everything.

The key to having a productive offense is to have guys who get on base. I know Dusty seems to think they just clog things up, but on many things, Dusty’s just daft. While Dunn strikes out a lot, he’s on base a ton. You can even argue that in many situations, like a runner at first and one out, a Dunn strikeout is less harmful than a Todd Hollandsworth grounder to short.

Give me eight Adam Dunns and I’ll score a crapload of runs. Give me eight Corey Pattersons and I’ll just take them to the bar and hit on the chicks who follow them around.

We had one of the weaker trade rumors yesterday when a poster said his sister hear on the radio that the A’s and Cubs were talking about Jason Dubois and The Meat Tray for Mark Kotsay. Weak, because of the second and third-hand nature of the source, but not weak in the amount of sense it would make for both teams.

Your first, natural, reaction when you heard that the Mets and Yankees weren’t going to talk about a Mike Cameron for Gary Sheffield trade was that a) the Yankees are as scared of Sheffield as we are and b) that it was bad for the Cubs because the Yankees will be after Kotsay as their top target now. However, the Yankees apparently were going to try and get Cameron and Kotsay not either or, so the odds didn’t really change much.