Things are looking up, eh?  Not so much.
It’s our fault. We ignored the signs, and when you ignore the signs bad things happen. The Cubs put together a four game winning streak from last Sunday through Wednesday and we looked at the positive. The pitching had come together and the Cubs allowed only three runs in those four games. What we probably should have noticed is that the offense had taken a dirt nap and hasn’t shown any signs of a revival.

Things got so bad that Dusty Baker finally moved Corey Patterson to the bench and Neifi Perez to the bottom (well, almost bottom) of the order. Even that hasn’t worked, though for once you can hardly blame Jerry Hairston for any of it.

In two games as the leadoff guy, Jerry’s been on base six times. He’s only scored once and that came when he hit a homer. You shudder to think that Dusty will think that two games of Hairston getting on base and not scoring is the same as 40 more games of Corey Patterson not getting on base and not scoring.

Talk about desperate. We’re turning to Jerry Hairston for hope. The end is nigh.

The Cubs lost three games to the Nationals and should have won all three. They lost last night to the Braves in a game they phoned in. Throw in the half-assed effort on Thursday against Milwaukee and not only have the Cubs lost five in a row, not only are they back under .500 (again), and not only are they about to be passed by the Astros, but they haven’t had a lead in any of the five games.

Oh, they’ve had their moments. Jeromy Burnitz looked like he’d hit a game-tying homer late in Friday’s loss, but it was foul. Then he doubled, got to third as the tying run…and got picked off third with one out. On Sunday they win if Hank White can beat out a 14 hopper to deep short, he couldn’t. Last night Jeromy got lost running between second and third, and Neifi popped up a bunt with two on and nobody out. This is great baseball. I hope somebody is putting this in a time capsule.

In the five games, the starting pitching has been good enough to win four of them. Ryan Dempster threw two scoreless innings on Sunday, just for the hell of it. Even when the bullpen was set to puree about a month ago (not that it’s not still shaky) the problem was not the pitching, it was the hitting. Nothing has been done to fix that, so why would the team’s results have changed? With its current lineup, this is a .500 team, actually, it’s one game below right now. That’s inexcusable. How can you spend $100 million (and I don’t care what you say, if you’re writing a $16 million check to Samuel Peralta Sosa, it should go on your payroll) and have a sub .500 baseball team?

Now we hear rumors that Houston is about to trade for Adam Dunn. Oh, great. The only thing we had on them was that no matter how bad our offense was, there’s was worse. I’m pretty sure there’s no route to the playoffs for a team that finishes third in it’s division. In fact, I think the Cubs proved that last year.

I also love the debate about “snubbed” All-Stars, like we’re really supposed to care which million dollar crybabies have to take three days off and which ones go to Detroit to play an exhibition game where the proceeds go to…them.

I’m happy Derrek Lee is starting the game because he deserves it and because it means Albert Pujols didn’t get voted in. That’s about the extent of my All-Star excitement. E-ramis is on the team, too, which is nice for him. No Cubs’ pitchers made the team because they’ve all spent more time lying on the trainer’s table than doing anything else.

The NL team has to be a heavy underdog. Not only are the vast majority of the great players in the game in the American League, but the NL starting lineup includes a gimp at third base, a dwarf at shortstop, a washed up catcher and one of the outfielders is hitting .262. Yeah, that’s quite the squad there. Look out, AL!

I’m also not sure if anybody noticed but you can tuck those Mark Kotsay rumors under your pillow. The A’s have won nine of ten and are closer to first place in their division than the Cubs are in theirs.

You looked at the last 10 games the Cubs had before the All-Star break and it was three with Washington, four with Atlanta and three with Florida. It was a chance to shove their way to the front of the Wild Card race. Instead, they’re staring at the business end of a shovel. They could very well bury themselves before the second week of July.

Say all you want about how far back Atlanta was at the end of June last year, or how far behind the Astros were near the end of July, but those are the exceptions to the rule. You can’t play your way out of it at midseason and play your way back into it very often. So you either start winning now, or you buy a bigger HDTV for your mansion to watch the playoffs on.

Anybody who hugged this clueless, talentless assbag should be waived, and then beaten to death with a bag of hammers.

“I hope they win every game they play but the seven (against Atlanta), and as I said a couple of times last year, sometimes a team has to learn how not to lose before they learn how to win.”

That didn’t make any sense last year and it doesn’t make any sense this year. It’s good to see you’re just as pointless as ever, Chippy.

Don’t you just love it when the Cubs play as well as they did last night. Really makes watching baseball enjoyable. About as enjoyable as breaking glass with your scrotum.

Dusty says Corey’s done leading off (I’d like to see him bat tenth), and he says he’ll use Todd Walker as the leadoff hitter, but only if he has to. So who’s going to lead off when Corey gets back in the lineup? It’s going to be Neifi isn’t it? Oh, that’s going to help.

Moron Chippy. He’ll never get it, will he?

Hee hee. Hee hee.

Mariotti puts down the doughnut to wrongly assume that anybody cares about Indy racing.

Scroll down through the Beege love to read about the rumored trade for Adam Dunn. That would be bad.

Are the Sox after Jason Schmidt? Hey, you can always use another starter, but they might want to find a bat or two.

Matt Lawton’s on the market.

The Mariners’ gave Bret Boone the Borowski, and it’s unlikely anyone will trade for him.

Bernie Miklasz is no Mark Mulder fan. Hard to be–the way he’s pitched.

Wouldn’t it have been fun to have had Sammy and Corey together in the lineup this year? Both got two days off to “clear their heads.”

Peter Gammons latest.

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