Does anybody like anything the Cubs are doing?
In an effort to needlessly remind us how incompetent they are at pretty much everything, the Cubs, to their own astonishment, unveiled a new mascot yesterday and everybody hated…him? Â It? Â Whatever. Â Clark the Cub is meant to hug the shit out of little Cubs...
Al and Tom, a farce in three acts
You remember, because nobody could ever forget, that last year, Al Yellon had a sitdown with Cubs “owner” Tom Ricketts, where he asked Tom 100 questions, and 94 of them were “Who owns the Cubs?” After a thorough grilling like that it’s no...
Happy Thanksgiving, Morans
Has it really been two years since the Ricketts celebrated their first Thanksgiving as Cubs owners? Â Let’s go back to that magical time. And when you’re done reminiscing about that, you can enjoy one of the greatest Thanksgiving episodes of any TV...
Off his Gord
Friday night we celebrated the first night of the poorest attended Cubs Convention in 20 years with our annual Desipio – Hire Jim Essian drunkfest at Shitty O’Keas at the Hilton and Towers. The usual gang of miscreants showed up and, as in years past, some...Shop the Desipio/Pointless Exercise Store
