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Title: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: The Paul Popovich Experience on April 27, 2005, 04:58:42 PM
My gawd. If we only had more guys like this, hell, half as good as this.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Dan on April 27, 2005, 11:05:42 PM
I figured out his projected stats  for the season based on the first 21 games.http://bestdancubblog.blogspot.com/2005/04/d-lee-total-badass.html
Don't for get to take into account that he's always cold in April.

    *  .430 Batting Average
    * 54 Home Runs
    * 208 Runs Batted In
    * 31 Stolen Bases
    * 146 Runs Scored
    * 262 Hits
    * .500 On Base Percentage
    * .797 Slugging Percentage
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Tonker on April 28, 2005, 03:38:35 AM
.260/.339/.420/.759 2HR 3RBI 5BB 14K
.430/.500/.797/1.297 7HR 27RBI 13BB 11K

One of the lines above is the gorgeous Derrek's.  One of them belongs to a certain Korean first baseman who shall remain nameless.  Can you guess which is which?

Next time you're thinking about ripping Hendry, just come back to this thread, and think again.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: air2300 on April 28, 2005, 03:55:40 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 28, 2005, 03:38:35 AM
.260/.339/.420/.759 2HR 3RBI 5BB 14K
.430/.500/.797/1.297 7HR 27RBI 13BB 11K

One of the lines above is the gorgeous Derrek's.  One of them belongs to a certain Korean first basemen who shall remain nameless.  Can you guess which is which?

Next time you're thinking about ripping Hendry, just come back to this thread, and think again.

I wonder how all of the people who were chanting the name of that certain Korean first basemen at wrigley last year feels right now?
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Tonker on April 28, 2005, 04:11:24 AM
Quote from: air2300 on April 28, 2005, 03:55:40 AM

I wonder how all of the people who were chanting the name of that certain Korean first basemen at wrigley last year feels right now?


I didn't have a problem with them doing that - he's not BAD.  That line is verging on respectable, and he's still young.  He'll be a decent major league first baseman, I don't doubt it.  It's just that Derrek... well, Derrek is a complete fucking STUD.  With one or two exceptions, anyone is going to look bad by comparison.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Shooter on April 28, 2005, 08:06:34 AM
And none of those numbers show the effect of his defense. I would say he saves at least one out per game over an average first baseman. Some of the throws he has dug out of the dirt or otherwise corralled have been amazing.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Mike D. on April 28, 2005, 08:21:23 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 28, 2005, 03:38:35 AM
.260/.339/.420/.759 2HR 3RBI 5BB 14K
.430/.500/.797/1.297 7HR 27RBI 13BB 11K

One of the lines above is the gorgeous Derrek's.  One of them belongs to a certain Korean first baseman who shall remain nameless.  Can you guess which is which?

Next time you're thinking about ripping Hendry, just come back to this thread, and think again.

Why would that stop them, Tonker?  There are people who still are mad that we don't have Bobby Hill.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Rooster on April 28, 2005, 08:43:29 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 28, 2005, 03:38:35 AM
.260/.339/.420/.759 2HR 3RBI 5BB 14K
.430/.500/.797/1.297 7HR 27RBI 13BB 11K

One of the lines above is the gorgeous Derrek's.  One of them belongs to a certain Korean first baseman who shall remain nameless.  Can you guess which is which?

Next time you're thinking about ripping Hendry, just come back to this thread, and think again.

And, I'm betting LaRussa comes up with an excuse for leaving him off the All-star team.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Tonker on April 28, 2005, 08:55:16 AM
Quote from: Mike D. on April 28, 2005, 08:21:23 AM

Why would that stop them, Tonker?  There are people who still are mad that we don't have Bobby Hill.


I weep nightly for the loss of Matt Bruback.  Life goes on.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Uncouth Sloth on April 28, 2005, 01:43:51 PM
I love Derrek with every part of my body, including my pee pee.

http://www.realultimatepower.net/
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Mike D. on April 28, 2005, 02:25:30 PM
He's on the verge of capturing the April Triple Crown.  As of today, he leads the NL in HR/RBI/BA.

Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: forklift on April 28, 2005, 10:55:13 PM
Quote from: Mike D. on April 28, 2005, 02:25:30 PM
He's on the verge of capturing the April Triple Crown.  As of today, he leads the NL in HR/RBI/BA.



Out-hitting Civil War Vet Albie Poo-Holes? NEVER!!!
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: The Paul Popovich Experience on May 12, 2005, 04:22:21 AM
Bump.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Andy on May 12, 2005, 09:12:06 AM
Mariotti rips the Fish for trading Lee, but somehow manages to completely miss the most damning thing about the trade.  One year after trading Derrek for the first baseman of the future they had to spend more than twice what Derrek is getting from the Cubs for a guy who's older and can't catch the ball.

But really, all Jay's column was about today was an excuse to recount how Derrek's dad showed (allegedly) his mandingo to some stewardesses in a hotel hallway.

But who hasn't done that?
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Mike D. on May 12, 2005, 09:31:41 AM
Quote from: Andy on May 12, 2005, 09:12:06 AM
Mariotti rips the Fish for trading Lee, but somehow manages to completely miss the most damning thing about the trade.  One year after trading Derrek for the first baseman of the future they had to spend more than twice what Derrek is getting from the Cubs for a guy who's older and can't catch the ball.

But really, all Jay's column was about today was an excuse to recount how Derrek's dad showed (allegedly) his mandingo to some stewardesses in a hotel hallway.

But who hasn't done that?

What is it with Mariotti's obsession about men being naked?  More than once he has brought up Dempster having streaked down Lincoln Avenue in the offseason.  Not only does nobody give a flying fuck, but it has nothing to do with his pitching and, last I checked, Mariotti's paid to cover sports.  And now he pens 1,000 words so that he can wax nostalgic about Lee the Elder flashing his wang.

If Jay's gay, there's nothing wrong with that, but it sure would explain a lot.  Self-loathing homosexual makes a career in irrationally lashing out at pro athletes.  Things that make you go "Hmm" indeed.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Brian on May 12, 2005, 01:12:50 PM
He's also given Wood shit for his public urination arrest.  Mariotti was waxing his bullshit about the poor judgment shown or something.  Good lord, there's no "crime" less serious than public urination.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Mike D. on May 12, 2005, 01:19:41 PM
Quote from: Brian on May 12, 2005, 01:12:50 PM
He's also given Wood shit for his public urination arrest.  Mariotti was waxing his bullshit about the poor judgment shown or something.  Good lord, there's no "crime" less serious than public urination.

When did Wood get popped for public urination?
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: tjbrown on May 12, 2005, 01:23:05 PM
Six mere years ago.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/floodwood7.html

Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: bozos72 on May 12, 2005, 01:33:23 PM
Quote from: tjbrown on May 12, 2005, 01:23:05 PM
Six mere years ago.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/floodwood7.html



The "I can't stop now, I have to finish" line is absolute gold...
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Brian on May 12, 2005, 01:33:51 PM
"I can't stop.  I have to finish.  What's the fine?"  
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: CT on May 12, 2005, 01:34:09 PM
Quote from: bozos72 on May 12, 2005, 01:33:23 PM
Quote from: tjbrown on May 12, 2005, 01:23:05 PM
Six mere years ago.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/floodwood7.html



The "I can't stop now, I have to finish" line is absolute gold...

I wonder if Rob Goldman was there, listening.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: tjbrown on May 12, 2005, 01:55:06 PM
Quote from: Mike D. on May 12, 2005, 09:31:41 AM
What is it with Mariotti's obsession about men being naked?  More than once he has brought up Dempster having streaked down Lincoln Avenue in the offseason.  Not only does nobody give a flying f@#$, but it has nothing to do with his pitching and, last I checked, Mariotti's paid to cover sports.  And now he pens 1,000 words so that he can wax nostalgic about Lee the Elder flashing his wang.

Well, I don't know how Jay Mariotti's "fetish" ranks with that of former managing editor Michael Cooke:

http://www.chicagoreader.com/hottype/index.html
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Laura on May 12, 2005, 04:28:34 PM
Quote from: bozos72 on May 12, 2005, 01:33:23 PM
Quote from: tjbrown on May 12, 2005, 01:23:05 PM
Six mere years ago.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/floodwood7.html



The "I can't stop now, I have to finish" line is absolute gold...

When that's been brought up in interviews, Wood says he likes refer to it as his first relief appearance.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Brian on May 17, 2005, 07:50:09 PM
At what point does Derrek call the rest of these fuckers out?
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: bozos72 on May 17, 2005, 07:54:15 PM
Quote from: Brian on May 17, 2005, 07:50:09 PM
At what point does Derrek call the rest of these f@#$ers out?

Did you see the shot of him sitting on the bench next to Jerry the Lesser after his home run?  Between him, Prior and Lawnmower, they'd be justified in kicking some teammate ass...
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: argh on May 17, 2005, 08:14:43 PM
QuoteDid you see the shot of him sitting on the bench next to Jerry the Lesser after his home run?

They cut back to them a few times, and Jerry just kept moving closer and closer to Derrek. It was a little weird. His non-suck is not going to physically rub off on you, dude.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Shooter on May 17, 2005, 08:23:04 PM
Just sick.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Laura on May 17, 2005, 09:07:25 PM
I'm amazed that he's not getting the Barry Bonds treatment in this lineup. 
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Brian on May 17, 2005, 09:26:32 PM
Quote from: Laura on May 17, 2005, 09:07:25 PM
I'm amazed that he's not getting the Barry Bonds treatment in this lineup. 

Dumbass du jour has to be Lloyd McClendon.  After Perez's bunt, I walked away thinking IBB.  It's a no-brainer.  This is the second game this year when a manager decided not to walk him with the tying run in scoring position in the ninth.  This is also the second time he won it on a homerun in that situation.  We're not talking brain-surgey.  The Cubs, other than Lee, are a baaaad team.  Lee has single-handedly carried the team to mediocrity.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Chuck on May 17, 2005, 10:40:07 PM
Quote from: Brian on May 17, 2005, 09:26:32 PM
Dumbass du jour has to be Lloyd McClendon.  After Perez's bunt, I walked away thinking IBB.  It's a no-brainer.  This is the second game this year when a manager decided not to walk him with the tying run in scoring position in the ninth.

Bingo.  I told the five year old, "Watch.  Bunt, walk, Burnitz GIPD or K, then A-Ram K."

Instead, he got a high five and Ice Cream.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Brian on May 17, 2005, 10:48:18 PM
Thinking back, I might be wrong.   Lee did it another time in the eighth and then LaTroy threw it off the guy's helmet to cost the Cubs a win.  The Cubs probably are about 11-25 without Lee. 

You make the call about how many Cubs wins were a derrekt result.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/players/gamelog?statsId=5775
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: KD on May 18, 2005, 12:05:55 AM
I was surprised to see SportsCenter pass on mentioning or showing video of Lee during their "who's gunna win the Triple Crown" bit earlier today.



(no horse jokes, please)
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: air2300 on June 02, 2005, 12:13:10 AM
Bump
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Brian on June 02, 2005, 12:59:27 AM
Derrek now has 999 hits.  Thinking back to Walker last season, expect a two week drought.

Not going to happen.  He's Bonds-esque right now.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: The Paul Popovich Experience on June 02, 2005, 01:10:29 AM
I vote D-Lee for Emperor. And Neifi! for his loyal aide-de-camp. Amazing....
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: HollywoodCubbie on June 02, 2005, 02:01:51 AM
This man is single handedly keeping Dusty Baker employed... and I am very willingly eating my mean mean words about Neifi from early May. If he can just keep this team CLOSE until August, when we get Wood, Prior (maybe), Nomar (maybe) back... a little trade of one Corey Patterson for a willing leadoff hitter... this season may not be lost. Especially if we all get Koronk'd every 5 days. But D.Lee is gonna be in this triple crown chase for quite a while. He's one of the most complete players in the league.

He needs a nickname!
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: TG on June 02, 2005, 08:32:56 AM
How about D-Lee?
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Rooster on June 02, 2005, 09:18:38 AM
Quote from: HollywoodCubbie on June 02, 2005, 02:01:51 AM
This man is single handedly keeping Dusty Baker employed... and I am very willingly eating my mean mean words about Neifi from early May. If he can just keep this team CLOSE until August, when we get Wood, Prior (maybe), Nomar (maybe) back... a little trade of one Corey Patterson for a willing leadoff hitter... this season may not be lost. Especially if we all get Koronk'd every 5 days. But D.Lee is gonna be in this triple crown chase for quite a while. He's one of the most complete players in the league.

He needs a nickname!

I thought it was Rodan.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Chuck on June 02, 2005, 09:48:51 AM
I'm going with D-Leecious.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Mike D. on June 02, 2005, 09:53:05 AM
Quote from: Chuck on June 02, 2005, 09:48:51 AM
I'm going with D-Leecious.

Yeah that's not gay.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Denny Crane on June 02, 2005, 09:53:46 AM
Question: When are managers going to quit pitching to him in the 9th inning when the game is on the line?
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Chuck on June 02, 2005, 09:55:06 AM
Sure it's gay.  It's also the best I could thin of.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: tjbrown on June 02, 2005, 10:09:06 AM
Quote from: Buford Jong Il on June 02, 2005, 09:53:46 AM
Question: When are managers going to quit pitching to him in the 9th inning when the game is on the line?
Answer: Why discourage them from doing so.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Ivy6 on June 02, 2005, 11:39:14 AM
Quote from: HollywoodCubbie on June 02, 2005, 02:01:51 AM
He needs a nickname!

The Adverb.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Dan on June 02, 2005, 11:57:02 AM
Quote from: Ivy6 on June 02, 2005, 11:39:14 AM
Quote from: HollywoodCubbie on June 02, 2005, 02:01:51 AM
He needs a nickname!

The Adverb.

I'm still partial to "Total Badass"
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Denny Crane on June 02, 2005, 12:11:39 PM
How about the Second Coming of Christ??
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: tjbrown on June 02, 2005, 12:12:09 PM
Quote from: caramis on June 02, 2005, 11:57:02 AM
I'm still partial to "Total Badass"
Hey, that's my nickname!

Uh, no, actually, mine is "Total Jackass"
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Mike D. on June 02, 2005, 12:12:29 PM
How about "Young Pujols"?

Emphasis on "Young"

Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Denny Crane on June 02, 2005, 12:15:09 PM
Or we could call him the WMD?
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: HollywoodCubbie on June 02, 2005, 01:35:30 PM
I like the WMD... what about the savior?
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Dave B on June 02, 2005, 01:41:24 PM
D-Lee has some awesome stats through 6/1 and is easily the NL MVP at this point, but I also remember April/May 2004 and September 2004, so let's not get crazy yet. I am hoping that his adjustment to a new team/ballpark and his father's legal problems were the cause of those long slumps last year and I hope like hell that he leads this team into the post-season this year and for several years to come, but let's try to avoid sounding like Sox/Garland fans.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Denny Crane on June 02, 2005, 01:56:55 PM
I've got it...Since in many cases Derrek dictates the outcome of many games.. He should be known as the Dictator!!
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: bozos72 on June 02, 2005, 02:03:50 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on June 02, 2005, 11:39:14 AM
Quote from: HollywoodCubbie on June 02, 2005, 02:01:51 AM
He needs a nickname!

The Adverb.

Over how many heads did this one sail?
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Mike D. on June 02, 2005, 02:33:22 PM
Quote from: bozos72 on June 02, 2005, 02:03:50 PM
Over how many heads did this one sail?

---slowly raising hand---

GO YANKEES!
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Andy on June 02, 2005, 03:20:27 PM
If only Chip were still around to bleet out things like, "That ball is absolute-LEE belted!"
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: bozos72 on June 02, 2005, 04:37:48 PM
Quote from: Mike D. on June 02, 2005, 02:33:22 PM
Quote from: bozos72 on June 02, 2005, 02:03:50 PM
Over how many heads did this one sail?

---slowly raising hand---

GO YANKEES!

D-Lee...like an ending to an adverb (absurdly or absolutely)...I actually thought it was clever, but I'm a dork...way too clever for Chippy.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Dan on June 03, 2005, 01:24:55 AM
I would have got it if you said "Dee-adverb"
oh wait...no I wouldn't have...
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: forklift on June 03, 2005, 03:00:08 AM
Quote from: Chuck on June 02, 2005, 09:55:06 AM
Sure it's gay.  It's also the best I could thin of.

I'll do the thinnin' around here, Babbalooey!
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: forklift on June 03, 2005, 03:01:30 AM
Quote from: Andy on June 02, 2005, 03:20:27 PM
If only Chip were still around to bleet out things like, "That ball is absolute-LEE belted!"

Also, how many M-V-LEE jokes?
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Andy on June 03, 2005, 08:11:03 AM
Probably none, this is the same Chip who tried to give Derrek's Gold Glove away to Albie all last year.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: KD on June 03, 2005, 09:38:08 AM
Quote from: Andy on June 03, 2005, 08:11:03 AM
Probably none, this is the same Chip who tried to give Derrek's Gold Glove away to Albie all last year.

Look at the ground he covers!

From "here" to                                                                                 "here!"



</joebuck>
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Uncouth Sloth on June 03, 2005, 10:06:55 AM
If I had to play for the other team, DLee would probably do it for me.  I guess.  Not that I've spent a lot of time on the matter.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: The Paul Popovich Experience on June 14, 2005, 09:27:13 PM
Geezus. Yet another bump.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Brian on June 14, 2005, 10:23:29 PM
Quote from: The Paul Popovich Experience on June 14, 2005, 09:27:13 PM
Geezus. Yet another bump.


At the game, I was praying for the fifth at bat.  When the ball went to the gap, I was hoping he was busting ass for the cycle.  He jogged in for a double, standing at second before the ball got to the cut-off man.  Any comentary as to whether he had a chance for the cycle?  Couldn't tell live.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Andy on June 14, 2005, 10:29:59 PM
The ball looked like it was going to stick in the ivy, then dropped out.  He'd have had third if he wanted it.  He either didn't know or didn't care.

All I know is that right now, nobody's as good at this playing baseball thing as Derrek Lee.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Brian on June 14, 2005, 10:44:59 PM
Derrek looks like a triple crown contender except that the two guys batting ahead of him (Neifi and Corey) ain't getting on base.  It's hurting his RBI total. 
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Chuck on June 14, 2005, 10:52:19 PM
Quote from: Brian on June 14, 2005, 10:23:29 PM
Any comentary as to whether he had a chance for the cycle?  Couldn't tell live.
Derrek himself said that he's got a minor injury.  No need to chase personal stats and risk getting hurt.

Sammy Sosa, aprised of the comments, said, "Dumbass."
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Brian on June 14, 2005, 10:54:51 PM
Chuck, was his comment in context of "why didn't you go for the triple?"   If he has a minor injury, may we all be so cursed.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: The Paul Popovich Experience on June 14, 2005, 11:08:40 PM
A deadbeat like K-Patt could learn a thing or two from Lee. As good a hitter as he is, as big a slugger as he is, what does Lee do over and over again? Go with the pitch, just drive it nice and easy to right center field, over and over again. The pitcher gets sick of that crap, decides to bust Lee inside instead, and cruncho--Waveland Avenue.

Going oppo creates the HR opportunities to the pull field Korey, you worthless, uncoachable dumabass moran.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Laura on June 15, 2005, 12:59:19 AM
Quote from: Brian on June 14, 2005, 10:23:29 PM
At the game, I was praying for the fifth at bat.  When the ball went to the gap, I was hoping he was busting ass for the cycle.  He jogged in for a double, standing at second before the ball got to the cut-off man.  Any comentary as to whether he had a chance for the cycle?  Couldn't tell live.

He could have had it if he had wanted it.

He's such a freakin stud that hitting for the cycle with a 10+ run lead was beneath him.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Laura on June 15, 2005, 01:01:47 AM
Quote from: Brian on June 14, 2005, 10:44:59 PM
Derrek looks like a triple crown contender except that the two guys batting ahead of him (Neifi and Corey) ain't getting on base.  It's hurting his RBI total. 

Neifi is the ultimate streak hitter.  It's all or nothing for him.

Corey ... if he can't hit batting in front of DLee, I shudder to think what will happen when he's batting 8th. 

Maybe Z can protect him.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Tonker on June 15, 2005, 01:21:47 AM
Quote from: Laura on June 15, 2005, 01:01:47 AM

Maybe Z can protect him.


Z can protect anybody.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: forklift on June 15, 2005, 02:59:25 AM
Quote from: The Paul Popovich Experience on June 14, 2005, 11:08:40 PM
A deadbeat like K-Patt could learn a thing or two from Lee. As good a hitter as he is, as big a slugger as he is, what does Lee do over and over again? Go with the pitch, just drive it nice and easy to right center field, over and over again. The pitcher gets sick of that crap, decides to bust Lee inside instead, and cruncho--Waveland Avenue.

Going oppo creates the HR opportunities to the pull field Korey, you worthless, uncoachable dumabass moran.


Keeping your swing inside the strike zone is a good thing too...if you swing at crap, there's very little incentive for a pitcher to throw you strikes...
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: The Paul Popovich Experience on June 15, 2005, 04:14:51 AM
Quote from: forklift on June 15, 2005, 02:59:25 AM
Quote from: The Paul Popovich Experience on June 14, 2005, 11:08:40 PM
A deadbeat like K-Patt could learn a thing or two from Lee. As good a hitter as he is, as big a slugger as he is, what does Lee do over and over again? Go with the pitch, just drive it nice and easy to right center field, over and over again. The pitcher gets sick of that crap, decides to bust Lee inside instead, and cruncho--Waveland Avenue.

Going oppo creates the HR opportunities to the pull field Korey, you worthless, uncoachable dumabass moran.


Keeping your swing inside the strike zone is a good thing too...if you swing at crap, there's very little incentive for a pitcher to throw you strikes...

And being selective too...did you catch Len's comment on Lee during tonight's game after his homer? That was just the third time the entire SEASON Lee has swung at a 3-0 pitch. Dammit, the most maddening thing about most Cubs players for several years now is that they are so damn impatient at the plate. When will they learn that being selective, good things happen as a result?
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Chuck on June 15, 2005, 08:13:21 AM
Quote from: Brian on June 14, 2005, 10:54:51 PM
Chuck, was his comment in context of "why didn't you go for the triple?" 
Exactly.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Brian on June 20, 2005, 10:24:41 PM
Bump.  Why the fuck not?  Even with the shitty series in New York (for everyone else), the guy's 8 for his last 16.  2 for 3 tonight, HR, 2 IBB.  His only out was a 360 foot rope. 

You knew as soon as that wild pitch moved Neifi over to second, Corey'd strike out, and Lee would get his free pass.  The Cubs would be 10 games under without him (imagine a Stairs/Coomer combo instead).
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Chuck on June 20, 2005, 10:39:00 PM
I'm hoping Korey's game tonight finally gets Walker bumped up in front of Lee.

And if Korey stole on his own, I'll shoot him myself.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Brian on June 20, 2005, 10:42:32 PM
Is it too much to ask that you move Aramis to fourth?  Burnitz has been solid, but not as solid as A-Ram (both have been hot).  On the whole, A-Ram's going to do more and make more teams think twice before giving Lee the free pass. 

And yes, only Corey could make a hit and a steal a net loss for the team.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: forklift on June 20, 2005, 11:15:05 PM
Quote from: Brian on June 20, 2005, 10:42:32 PM
Is it too much to ask that you move Aramis to fourth?  Burnitz has been solid, but not as solid as A-Ram (both have been hot).  On the whole, A-Ram's going to do more and make more teams think twice before giving Lee the free pass. 

And yes, only Corey could make a hit and a steal a net loss for the team.

It's funny, E-Ramis has been having a typical DLee year...start out badly, and get going as the weather warms up. He's now hovering near .300 with 15HR. He's on his way to a good year...
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: buckitt9 on June 20, 2005, 11:20:21 PM
Corey Patterson needs a bigger bat.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: The Paul Popovich Experience on June 20, 2005, 11:39:34 PM
Quote from: Brian on June 20, 2005, 10:42:32 PM
Is it too much to ask that you move Aramis to fourth?  Burnitz has been solid, but not as solid as A-Ram (both have been hot).  On the whole, A-Ram's going to do more and make more teams think twice before giving Lee the free pass. 

And yes, only Corey could make a hit and a steal a net loss for the team.

You know what? I was thinking about this, and the buzz has always been that Aramis is an overly sensitive guy. Maybe for some unknown reason, he's just more comfortable hitting 5th? The pressure's off him a bit at #5, and he concentrate on doing this thang there without the "Cleanup Hitter" baggage. I mean, go back and look at Ramirez' numbers for 2003, 2004, and 2005 as a #3, #4, #5 and #6 hitter. I believe you'll find he's been the most productive at #5.

It's also worth noting that sandwiching Burnitz between Lee and Ramirez makes Jeromy a much more dangerous hitter too. It's hard to argue with his numbers since Dustbag put him there. His OPS is now over 850 and his BA is pushing 300. Nice.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: air2300 on June 20, 2005, 11:57:57 PM
I must be really drunk, because I swear I see PPE actually complementing Dusty in the last post. 
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Laura on June 21, 2005, 12:01:55 AM
Quote
I must be really drunk, because I swear I see PPE actually giving Dusty credit for doing something good for the team. 
Quote

Nah, winning just feels like drunkeness these days.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: forklift on June 21, 2005, 03:48:13 AM
Quote from: Laura on June 21, 2005, 12:01:55 AM
Quote
I must be really drunk, because I swear I see PPE actually giving Dusty credit for doing something good for the team. 
Quote

Nah, winning just feels like drunkeness these days.

We're all lightweights, getting drunk on one little win...
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Blee on June 21, 2005, 03:54:15 AM
Ok, this may be a completely strange, if not completely stupid idea, but I'm going to throw it out there anyway...

Let's hit Burnitz in the 2 hole. He'd be in front of Lee, he'd see good pitches, and then Lee would be sammiched twixt Burnitz and Lee, not Burnitz sammiched twixt Lee and Ramirez. Burnitz has a decent on-base percentage at .341, which isn't as high as Jerry Hairston or Todd Walker, but I think that these desperate times would put that platoon at leadoff. Burnitz would be a a better fit for the 2 hole than Patterson [duh] and while you still get the strikeouts you also get better on-base skills [thus far, anyway].

I dunno...I'm just throwing that out there. I also think it'll give Lee better pitches to see hitting in front of a hot Aramis. Like I said, just throwing it out there. Thrash me if you feel the need.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: MrSpeed on June 21, 2005, 08:45:10 AM
Quote from: BleedingCubbieBlue on June 21, 2005, 03:54:15 AM
Ok, this may be a completely strange, if not completely stupid idea, but I'm going to throw it out there anyway...

Let's hit Burnitz in the 2 hole. He'd be in front of Lee, he'd see good pitches, and then Lee would be sammiched twixt Burnitz and Lee, not Burnitz sammiched twixt Lee and Ramirez. Burnitz has a decent on-base percentage at .341, which isn't as high as Jerry Hairston or Todd Walker, but I think that these desperate times would put that platoon at leadoff. Burnitz would be a a better fit for the 2 hole than Patterson [duh] and while you still get the strikeouts you also get better on-base skills [thus far, anyway].

I dunno...I'm just throwing that out there. I also think it'll give Lee better pitches to see hitting in front of a hot Aramis. Like I said, just throwing it out there. Thrash me if you feel the need.

I actually like the Lee - Burnitz - Ramirez order.  I think Ramirez is comfortable in the 5-hole (which is where he hit last year).  I'm too lazy to look up where he hit when he had the monster year in Pittsburg, but I wonder if it was the 5-hole.  It's obvious that Burnitz gets better hitting situations being sandwiched by Lee and Ramirez.  He's produced enough for most people to be happy and even elated. 

I think it was Andy ... maybe someone else here (my fact checking department is off today) that recommended Walker and Barrett at the top and Patterson, Hollandsworth/Dubois, and Neifi at the bottom..  That's something I could live with.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: CT on June 21, 2005, 08:52:05 AM
Actually, Ramirez's numbers have been better in the cleanup spot.  This year:

            Avg.      OBP      OPS
4 spot   .300      .372     .987
5 spot   .301      .356     .797

Check out Ramirez's numbers as the cleanup hitter last year:

           .408        .447     1.078

I like him hitting number 4.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Chuck on June 21, 2005, 09:25:21 AM
Quote from: MrSpeed on June 21, 2005, 08:45:10 AM
Patterson, Hollandsworth/Dubois, and Neifi at the bottom..  That's something I could live with.

Gah!  What's worse?  That or Karros, A-Gonz, Damian?
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: tjbrown on June 21, 2005, 09:28:54 AM
Quote from: Chuck on June 21, 2005, 09:25:21 AM

Gah! What's worse? That or Karros, A-Gonz, Damian?

The Cubs managed to go seven games in the NLCS with that trio though.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Brian on June 21, 2005, 09:30:07 AM
How's about Adam Dunn in the two-hole?  From the Sun Times, looks like Kearns.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Mike D. on June 21, 2005, 10:28:30 AM
Quote from: tjbrown on June 21, 2005, 09:28:54 AM
Quote from: Chuck on June 21, 2005, 09:25:21 AM

Gah! What's worse? That or Karros, A-Gonz, Damian?

The Cubs managed to go seven games in the NLCS with that trio though.

Right but if Hendry had listened to Phil Rogers and Chuck and signed Thome, we'd have not only won the World Series, but the Super Bowl and the Stanley Cup Finals as well.

Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Denny Crane on June 21, 2005, 09:02:15 PM
uh hello??
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: forklift on June 22, 2005, 02:32:47 AM

Lee and E-Ramis going yard in the same inning two nights in a row? Are you f**in' kidding me???

Now, the Franhise and Krissy might both be back soon, and The Big Kahuna had a big start tonight.

I'm hearing the siren song, and I don't care about the rocks...
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Uncouth Sloth on June 22, 2005, 02:36:52 PM
Quote from: forklift on June 22, 2005, 02:32:47 AM

Lee and E-Ramis going yard in the same inning two nights in a row? Are you f**in' kidding me???

Now, the Franhise and Krissy might both be back soon, and The Big Kahuna had a big start tonight.

I'm hearing the siren song, and I don't care about the rocks...

I went out on one of these sites the other day and made the statement that Lee is having the single greatest year EVER by a Cub.

Gotta be careful what you take, even if it is prescribed to you by a physician.  There is NO such thing as a benign medicine.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Chuck on June 22, 2005, 02:57:27 PM
Quote from: The Uncouth Sloth on June 22, 2005, 02:36:52 PM
I went out on one of these sites the other day and made the statement that Lee is having the single greatest year EVER by a Cub.
Rogers Hornsby - 1929
http://www.baseball-reference.com/h/hornsro01.shtml

AB      R     H   2B 3B  HR  RBI  SB   BB  SO    BA   OBP   SLG   TB   SH  HBP
602  156  229  47  8  39  149   2    87  65  .380  .459  .679  409   22    1 
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Andy on June 22, 2005, 03:06:09 PM
How quickly we forget.  No matter what you think of him, it'll be hard to ever top Sammy's 2001.
http://www.baseball-reference.com/s/sosasa01.shtml
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Brian on June 22, 2005, 03:37:20 PM
Quote from: Andy on June 22, 2005, 03:06:09 PM
How quickly we forget.  No matter what you think of him, it'll be hard to ever top Sammy's 2001.
http://www.baseball-reference.com/s/sosasa01.shtml

D.Lee's OPS is nearly identical.  Higher batting average, fewer HR's, fewer RBI's.  And it's not like Sammy had any more help than Derrek that year.  God was the rest of that lineup pathetic.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Uncouth Sloth on June 22, 2005, 04:24:02 PM
Quote from: Andy on June 22, 2005, 03:06:09 PM
How quickly we forget.  No matter what you think of him, it'll be hard to ever top Sammy's 2001.
http://www.baseball-reference.com/s/sosasa01.shtml

No, I didn't forget, certainly the 2001 Sofa numbers will NEVER be matched again.

But all around, in terms of fielding, running, hitting in situations, NOT leaving guys on base, starting things up...his ability to start something when we're dead AND driving in runs when we need them, and last and possibly least, NOT being an asswipe...if this keeps up all year, I'll take the 2005 Lee model.

And Chuck, hmm.  I suppose I ought to not ignore Hack Wilson's 191 ribbies the next year, either. 

I guess my point was: what else will Lee's 2005, Wilson's 1930, Hornsby's 1929, Sosa's 1998 and Sosa's 2001 have in common?  None of them will end in a champagne bath.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: forklift on June 23, 2005, 02:34:42 AM
Quote from: Chuck on June 22, 2005, 02:57:27 PM
Quote from: The Uncouth Sloth on June 22, 2005, 02:36:52 PM
I went out on one of these sites the other day and made the statement that Lee is having the single greatest year EVER by a Cub.
Rogers Hornsby - 1929
http://www.baseball-reference.com/h/hornsro01.shtml

AB      R     H   2B 3B  HR  RBI  SB   BB  SO    BA   OBP   SLG   TB   SH  HBP
602  156  229  47  8  39  149   2    87  65  .380  .459  .679  409   22    1 

I'm too lazy to put up the stats, but Hack Wilson's 1930 is the greatest non-steroidal offensive year ever.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: The Paul Popovich Experience on June 23, 2005, 07:02:09 AM
Greatest Cub Single-Season Outputs, by position:

LF--Hack Wilson, 1930 (honorable mention for Billy Williams 1970)
CF--Kiki Cuyler, 1930 (man, what a murderer's row)
RF--Sammy Sosa, 2001
3B--Ron Santo, 1964
SS--Ernie Banks, 1959
2B--Rogers Hornsby, 1929
1B--since Lee's season is not complete: Phil Cavaretta, 1945?
C--Gabby Hartnett, 1930
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Tonker on June 23, 2005, 07:53:10 AM
Quote from: forklift on June 23, 2005, 02:34:42 AM

I'm too lazy to put up the stats, but Hack Wilson's 1930 is the greatest non-steroidal offensive year ever.


.356/.454/.723 /1.177 56HR 191RBI 146R 105BB 84K, 423 total bases!

If it hadn't been for the fact that steroids weren't even invented, you'd have thought he was juiced, though.  In 1931 his SLG was just .435 in nearly 400AB - knocking on for a 300 point drop.  Ooyah.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Heywood on June 23, 2005, 07:57:25 AM
(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b73/Heywood_13/WilsonRuthGehrig.jpg)

"Wilson was 5'6" tall, weighed 190, wore a size 5 1/2 shoe and had an 18" collar.  "Wilson was a highball hitter on the field and off it.  Gin was his tonic."  When he died in 1948, a $350 grant from the National League was all that saved him from a pauper's grave."
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Tonker on June 23, 2005, 08:06:26 AM
Quote from: Heywood on June 23, 2005, 07:57:25 AM

(http://us.f2.yahoofs.com/users/40525837_96b/98bc/__sr_/81a0.jpg?phlNruCBOqbL.QmL)


My God, what a freak.  Down to the waist he's relatively normal, but beyond that there's something badly out of whack.  It looks like someone's taken the upper body of a man and stapled it to the hind legs of a Shetland pony.  I actually think he could have touched his knees without bending down.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: tjbrown on June 23, 2005, 09:23:00 AM
PPE,
You can probably come up with a pretty good second team as well:

C- Rick Wilkins, 1993 (a one-year wonder, but outside of Hartnett, no one put up numbers for one season like he did)
1B- Mark Grace, 1995
2B- Ryne Sandberg, 1984
SS- Woody English, 1930
3B- Aramis Ramirez, 2004 (He beats out Madlock 1976 by a nose)
LF-  Billy Williams, 1970
CF- Andy Pafko, 1950
RF- Andre Dawson, 1987
Util-Jim Hickman, 1970 (He played 70 games at 1b, 50 in CF and 30 in RF)
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: SD on June 23, 2005, 01:59:08 PM
Ridiculous.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Tonker on June 23, 2005, 02:01:44 PM
Quote from: SD on June 23, 2005, 01:59:08 PM
Ridiculous.

That was HUGE.  When are they going to stop pitching to him?
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Laura on June 23, 2005, 03:50:20 PM
Right after the Cubs figure out how to retire Bill Hall?
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Denny Crane on June 23, 2005, 08:28:19 PM
Quote from: Laura on June 23, 2005, 03:50:20 PM
Right after the Cubs figure out how to retire Bill Hall?

God I hate Bill Hall!!
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Tonker on June 24, 2005, 12:12:51 AM
Quote from: Buford Jong Il on June 23, 2005, 08:28:19 PM

God I hate Bill Hall!!


He speaks very highly of you.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Denny Crane on June 24, 2005, 08:42:08 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 24, 2005, 12:12:51 AM
Quote from: Buford Jong Il on June 23, 2005, 08:28:19 PM

God I hate Bill Hall!!


He speaks very highly of you.

He should...He's on my sucktastic fantasy team!
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: thehawk on June 24, 2005, 09:42:57 AM
This has been making the rounds, but it seems more appropriate than ever.

http://www.theheckler.com/index.php?page=0000-DH-05-06-06&idrub=3&idsite=1 (http://www.theheckler.com/index.php?page=0000-DH-05-06-06&idrub=3&idsite=1)
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: MrSpeed on June 24, 2005, 10:15:08 AM
Quote from: thehawk on June 24, 2005, 09:42:57 AM
This has been making the rounds, but it seems more appropriate than ever.

http://www.theheckler.com/index.php?page=0000-DH-05-06-06&idrub=3&idsite=1 (http://www.theheckler.com/index.php?page=0000-DH-05-06-06&idrub=3&idsite=1)

I love the part about the pony.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: air2300 on July 18, 2005, 06:47:58 PM
Just simply amazing.  2 home runs so far...
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: forklift on July 18, 2005, 06:50:24 PM

Yeah, he's pretty good...
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: quixotic1x on July 18, 2005, 07:02:00 PM
You have to feel sorry for the guy. The only way he isn't a tripple crown winner is the team around him.  I say start Murton in lead off.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Dan on July 18, 2005, 08:18:26 PM
Quote from: air2300 on July 18, 2005, 06:47:58 PM
Just simply amazing.  2 home runs so far...
on 2 pitches
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: thehawk on July 19, 2005, 07:38:18 PM
Derek had returned to the triple crown lead, now tied with Carlos Lee at 77RBI.  Simply amazing.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Uncouth Sloth on July 20, 2005, 10:05:56 AM
test


Soory, as they say up nort. My keyboard was all jazzed up with splooge, again.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Apexx on March 21, 2007, 03:21:48 PM
Bump.

Hit number 21 in the first inning of Today's Paulcast. Drives in Teh Irot. He's now hitting .525 this Spring.

Splooge?
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Slaky! on March 21, 2007, 03:26:03 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on March 21, 2007, 03:21:48 PM
Bump.

Hit number 21 in the first inning of Today's Paulcast. Drives in Teh Irot. He's now hitting .525 this Spring.

Splooge?

Depends, can he carry us all the way to the World Series of Spring Training? If so, I'll splooge.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Kermit on March 21, 2007, 03:28:41 PM
Lee is fast becoming my favorite Cub.  Yes, over Z.  Yes, over Hank.  Yes, over Cesar.  Damn, he's smooth to watch.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: The Ghost of Desipio Past on March 21, 2007, 03:32:37 PM
I shelled out $40 something bucks for him in my fantasy draft.  Worth every penny.

When teh ablls are talking to other, cooler ablls, they refer to them as teh Ele.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: JS on March 21, 2007, 03:33:08 PM
I positive Derrek Lee.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Apexx on March 21, 2007, 03:33:36 PM
Quote from: Kermit on March 21, 2007, 03:28:41 PM
Lee is fast becoming my favorite Cub.  Yes, over Z.  Yes, over Hank.  Yes, over Cesar.  Damn, he's smooth to watch.

Jason Marquis is fast becoming my least favorite Cub of all-time. Yes, over Walker. Yes, over Burnitz. Yes, over Frank Castillo. Damn, he makes me want to gauge my eyes out with a pen cap. The same one I clean my ears with sometimes.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Slaky! on March 21, 2007, 03:33:51 PM
Quote from: Kermit on March 21, 2007, 03:28:41 PM
Lee is fast becoming my favorite Cub.  Yes, over Z.  Yes, over Hank.  Yes, over Cesar.  Damn, he's smooth to watch.

I enjoyed reading Seabiscuit's column about that October Rising movie and hearing Lee laughing about the scene where he gets a hit off Prior in Game 6. Wait, no I didn't. I didn't enjoy that at all.

Gahhhhhh! (http://chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/cs-070320sullyoncubs,1,2442395.story?coll=cs-home-headlines)

I'm not bitter, or anything.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Kermit on March 21, 2007, 03:35:13 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on March 21, 2007, 03:33:36 PM
Quote from: Kermit on March 21, 2007, 03:28:41 PM
Lee is fast becoming my favorite Cub.  Yes, over Z.  Yes, over Hank.  Yes, over Cesar.  Damn, he's smooth to watch.

Jason Marquis is fast becoming my least favorite Cub of all-time. Yes, over Walker. Yes, over Burnitz. Yes, over Frank Castillo. Damn, he makes want to gauge my eyes out with a pen cap. The same one I clean my ears with sometimes.

I kinda liked Beer Nuts.  He was what he was, and he seemed like a cool dude to go to a bar with and start some shit with some frat boys.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: JS on March 21, 2007, 03:36:56 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on March 21, 2007, 03:33:36 PM
Quote from: Kermit on March 21, 2007, 03:28:41 PM
Lee is fast becoming my favorite Cub.  Yes, over Z.  Yes, over Hank.  Yes, over Cesar.  Damn, he's smooth to watch.

Jason Marquis is fast becoming my least favorite Cub of all-time. Yes, over Walker. Yes, over Burnitz. Yes, over Frank Castillo. Damn, he makes want to gauge my eyes out with a pen cap. The same one I clean my ears with sometimes.

For me, he's got a very long way to go to catch Neifi, Jose F'n Macias, & Alex Gonzales.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Apexx on March 21, 2007, 03:41:14 PM
Quote from: JS on March 21, 2007, 03:36:56 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on March 21, 2007, 03:33:36 PM
Quote from: Kermit on March 21, 2007, 03:28:41 PM
Lee is fast becoming my favorite Cub.  Yes, over Z.  Yes, over Hank.  Yes, over Cesar.  Damn, he's smooth to watch.

Jason Marquis is fast becoming my least favorite Cub of all-time. Yes, over Walker. Yes, over Burnitz. Yes, over Frank Castillo. Damn, he makes want to gauge my eyes out with a pen cap. The same one I clean my ears with sometimes.

For me, he's got a very long way to go to catch Neifi, Jose F'n Macias, & Alex Gonzales.

The real thing starts in less than two weeks. I expect he'll be able to make up some serious ground on most of the people on our lists. He'll never be in position to top that sack of shit Gonzalez.

But this is a Lee Sploogefest. Enough of negative already.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: JD, Too on March 21, 2007, 03:44:14 PM
Quote from: Kermit on March 21, 2007, 03:35:13 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on March 21, 2007, 03:33:36 PM
Quote from: Kermit on March 21, 2007, 03:28:41 PM
Lee is fast becoming my favorite Cub.  Yes, over Z.  Yes, over Hank.  Yes, over Cesar.  Damn, he's smooth to watch.

Jason Marquis is fast becoming my least favorite Cub of all-time. Yes, over Walker. Yes, over Burnitz. Yes, over Frank Castillo. Damn, he makes want to gauge my eyes out with a pen cap. The same one I clean my ears with sometimes.

I kinda liked Beer Nuts.  He was what he was, and he seemed like a cool dude to go to a bar with and start some shit with some frat boys.

What?  WHAT?  WHAT?  You canNOT be serious! 

Forget that Burnitz guy. 
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Apexx on March 21, 2007, 03:49:30 PM
Hit number 22 is a ground rule double past teh Lgadiator. Hank scores. De Suck scores. 4-3 Cubbies, Bottom 2. Those back to back homers that Marquis gave up to two people named Gerald Laird and Ramon Vasquez are swept away. Away! Off the porch like a bunch of old beer cans.

God, start the season now! D.Lee is rea... eh, better give our pitchers another week or two. Or three.

EDIT to include D.Lee's new batting avg.: .537 (Sick!)
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Kermit on March 21, 2007, 03:49:52 PM
Quote from: JD, Too on March 21, 2007, 03:44:14 PM
Quote from: Kermit on March 21, 2007, 03:35:13 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on March 21, 2007, 03:33:36 PM
Quote from: Kermit on March 21, 2007, 03:28:41 PM
Lee is fast becoming my favorite Cub.  Yes, over Z.  Yes, over Hank.  Yes, over Cesar.  Damn, he's smooth to watch.

Jason Marquis is fast becoming my least favorite Cub of all-time. Yes, over Walker. Yes, over Burnitz. Yes, over Frank Castillo. Damn, he makes want to gauge my eyes out with a pen cap. The same one I clean my ears with sometimes.

I kinda liked Beer Nuts.  He was what he was, and he seemed like a cool dude to go to a bar with and start some shit with some frat boys.

What?  WHAT?  WHAT?  You canNOT be serious! 

Forget that Burnitz guy. 

I like Burnitz better than Jock.  Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Apexx on March 21, 2007, 03:52:32 PM
Quote from: Kermit on March 21, 2007, 03:49:52 PM
Quote from: JD, Too on March 21, 2007, 03:44:14 PM
Quote from: Kermit on March 21, 2007, 03:35:13 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on March 21, 2007, 03:33:36 PM
Quote from: Kermit on March 21, 2007, 03:28:41 PM
Lee is fast becoming my favorite Cub.  Yes, over Z.  Yes, over Hank.  Yes, over Cesar.  Damn, he's smooth to watch.

Jason Marquis is fast becoming my least favorite Cub of all-time. Yes, over Walker. Yes, over Burnitz. Yes, over Frank Castillo. Damn, he makes want to gauge my eyes out with a pen cap. The same one I clean my ears with sometimes.

I kinda liked Beer Nuts.  He was what he was, and he seemed like a cool dude to go to a bar with and start some shit with some frat boys.

What?  WHAT?  WHAT?  You canNOT be serious! 

Forget that Burnitz guy. 

I like Burnitz better than Jock.  Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it.

Racist. MODS!
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Kermit on March 21, 2007, 03:56:15 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on March 21, 2007, 03:52:32 PM
Quote from: Kermit on March 21, 2007, 03:49:52 PM
Quote from: JD, Too on March 21, 2007, 03:44:14 PM
Quote from: Kermit on March 21, 2007, 03:35:13 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on March 21, 2007, 03:33:36 PM
Quote from: Kermit on March 21, 2007, 03:28:41 PM
Lee is fast becoming my favorite Cub.  Yes, over Z.  Yes, over Hank.  Yes, over Cesar.  Damn, he's smooth to watch.

Jason Marquis is fast becoming my least favorite Cub of all-time. Yes, over Walker. Yes, over Burnitz. Yes, over Frank Castillo. Damn, he makes want to gauge my eyes out with a pen cap. The same one I clean my ears with sometimes.

I kinda liked Beer Nuts.  He was what he was, and he seemed like a cool dude to go to a bar with and start some shit with some frat boys.

What?  WHAT?  WHAT?  You canNOT be serious! 

Forget that Burnitz guy. 

I like Burnitz better than Jock.  Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it.

Racist. MODS!

Yeah?  What do you need?
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Neifilicious on March 21, 2007, 04:01:31 PM
Quote from: Kermit on March 21, 2007, 03:56:15 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on March 21, 2007, 03:52:32 PM
Quote from: Kermit on March 21, 2007, 03:49:52 PM
Quote from: JD, Too on March 21, 2007, 03:44:14 PM
Quote from: Kermit on March 21, 2007, 03:35:13 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on March 21, 2007, 03:33:36 PM
Quote from: Kermit on March 21, 2007, 03:28:41 PM
Lee is fast becoming my favorite Cub.  Yes, over Z.  Yes, over Hank.  Yes, over Cesar.  Damn, he's smooth to watch.

Jason Marquis is fast becoming my least favorite Cub of all-time. Yes, over Walker. Yes, over Burnitz. Yes, over Frank Castillo. Damn, he makes want to gauge my eyes out with a pen cap. The same one I clean my ears with sometimes.

I kinda liked Beer Nuts.  He was what he was, and he seemed like a cool dude to go to a bar with and start some shit with some frat boys.

What?  WHAT?  WHAT?  You canNOT be serious! 

Forget that Burnitz guy. 

I like Burnitz better than Jock.  Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it.

Racist. MODS!

Yeah?  What do you need?

In before lock!

Yay!  :smiliefaceemoticon
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: JD, Too on March 21, 2007, 04:02:00 PM
Quote from: Kermit on March 21, 2007, 03:49:52 PM
Quote from: JD, Too on March 21, 2007, 03:44:14 PM
Quote from: Kermit on March 21, 2007, 03:35:13 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on March 21, 2007, 03:33:36 PM
Quote from: Kermit on March 21, 2007, 03:28:41 PM
Lee is fast becoming my favorite Cub.  Yes, over Z.  Yes, over Hank.  Yes, over Cesar.  Damn, he's smooth to watch.

Jason Marquis is fast becoming my least favorite Cub of all-time. Yes, over Walker. Yes, over Burnitz. Yes, over Frank Castillo. Damn, he makes want to gauge my eyes out with a pen cap. The same one I clean my ears with sometimes.

I kinda liked Beer Nuts.  He was what he was, and he seemed like a cool dude to go to a bar with and start some shit with some frat boys.

What?  WHAT?  WHAT?  You canNOT be serious! 

Forget that Burnitz guy. 

I like Burnitz better than Jock.  Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it.

I know.  And you're not the only one.  I feel like I'm all alone.

HE'S A CHICKEN!
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Apexx on March 21, 2007, 04:02:18 PM
Quote from: Kermit on March 21, 2007, 03:56:15 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on March 21, 2007, 03:52:32 PM
Quote from: Kermit on March 21, 2007, 03:49:52 PM
Quote from: JD, Too on March 21, 2007, 03:44:14 PM
Quote from: Kermit on March 21, 2007, 03:35:13 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on March 21, 2007, 03:33:36 PM
Quote from: Kermit on March 21, 2007, 03:28:41 PM
Lee is fast becoming my favorite Cub.  Yes, over Z.  Yes, over Hank.  Yes, over Cesar.  Damn, he's smooth to watch.

Jason Marquis is fast becoming my least favorite Cub of all-time. Yes, over Walker. Yes, over Burnitz. Yes, over Frank Castillo. Damn, he makes want to gauge my eyes out with a pen cap. The same one I clean my ears with sometimes.

I kinda liked Beer Nuts.  He was what he was, and he seemed like a cool dude to go to a bar with and start some shit with some frat boys.

What?  WHAT?  WHAT?  You canNOT be serious! 

Forget that Burnitz guy. 

I like Burnitz better than Jock.  Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it.

Racist. MODS!

Yeah?  What do you need?

I can't sleep. I keep dreaming about Jer-oh-my and his retard face and big loopy retard swing in a Cub uniform getting picked off third with no outs in a tie game. It makes me want to hurt myself.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Down In Front on March 21, 2007, 04:04:42 PM
Did Apex really bump a two-year-old thread DLee Spoogefest thread?
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Apexx on March 21, 2007, 04:11:44 PM
Quote from: Down In Front on March 21, 2007, 04:04:42 PM
Did Apex really bump a two-year-old thread DLee Spoogefest thread?


Someone had to teach the new kids how to positive.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Taylor on March 21, 2007, 04:14:23 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on March 21, 2007, 04:11:44 PM
Quote from: Down In Front on March 21, 2007, 04:04:42 PM
Did Apex really bump a two-year-old thread DLee Spoogefest thread?


Someone had to teach the new kids how to positive.

I positive the offense. Except for Z, I negative the starting rotation.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Kermit on March 21, 2007, 04:20:15 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on March 21, 2007, 04:02:18 PM
Quote from: Kermit on March 21, 2007, 03:56:15 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on March 21, 2007, 03:52:32 PM
Quote from: Kermit on March 21, 2007, 03:49:52 PM
Quote from: JD, Too on March 21, 2007, 03:44:14 PM
Quote from: Kermit on March 21, 2007, 03:35:13 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on March 21, 2007, 03:33:36 PM
Quote from: Kermit on March 21, 2007, 03:28:41 PM
Lee is fast becoming my favorite Cub.  Yes, over Z.  Yes, over Hank.  Yes, over Cesar.  Damn, he's smooth to watch.

Jason Marquis is fast becoming my least favorite Cub of all-time. Yes, over Walker. Yes, over Burnitz. Yes, over Frank Castillo. Damn, he makes want to gauge my eyes out with a pen cap. The same one I clean my ears with sometimes.

I kinda liked Beer Nuts.  He was what he was, and he seemed like a cool dude to go to a bar with and start some shit with some frat boys.

What?  WHAT?  WHAT?  You canNOT be serious! 

Forget that Burnitz guy. 

I like Burnitz better than Jock.  Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it.

Racist. MODS!

Yeah?  What do you need?

I can't sleep. I keep dreaming about Jer-oh-my and his retard face and big loopy retard swing in a Cub uniform getting picked off third with no outs in a tie game. It makes me want to hurt myself.

If I ever needed to interview for the position of "goon," the line would start behind Burnitz.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Apexx on March 21, 2007, 04:20:50 PM
Marquis de Suck walked Vasquez and Matt Kata singled. He then walked F. Cat with one out to load them up for Ian Kinsler: 5-4-3, female odges. And out of the inning.

Ok then.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: HST Redux on May 19, 2007, 05:47:41 PM
Uh, Derrek is a likable fellow.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: hammerman on May 19, 2007, 05:49:43 PM
My man-love for Derrek has never been stronger.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: CubFaninHydePark on May 19, 2007, 06:56:06 PM
Quote from: hammerman on May 19, 2007, 05:49:43 PM
My man-love for Derrek has never been stronger.

Yeah, ditto.  That was really, really awesome.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Slaky! on May 20, 2007, 11:37:38 AM
It would only have been cooler if he had stepped out of the dugout with a neck brace on, thrown it into the crowd and then limped around the bases holding his neck.

Oh, and I'll that I never thought my Aardsma jersey would have a purpose...but yesterday Dave Aarsdma was wearing a Cubs shirt under his jersey. So I hung the Aardsma Cub jersey out with pride last night. He did good.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Andy on May 20, 2007, 11:50:34 AM
One way or the other, the defining game of the 2007 Cubs season may very well have been played this week.  Let's hope it was yesterday and the six run eighth, and not Thursday and the five run ninth.

People may eventually pooh-pooh (yes pooh-pooh) the Grand Slam yesterday because the Cubs had already taken the lead on E-ramis' triple, but we know the difference between a five run lead and a one run lead with this bunch.

Plus, it was just so fucking cool.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: JL on May 20, 2007, 12:57:32 PM
Just to add icing to the cake, hopefully it sends the Pale Hose's season on a death spiral.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: numbersman2 on May 20, 2007, 01:58:32 PM
I think its too early to call it the defining moment, but it was cool.  I was hooping and hollering in my family room too.  You know, at least, it was fun.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Apexx on May 20, 2007, 02:40:24 PM
I don't think it's too early to call it the defining moment of this week, though. In fact, it might be too late. Because today is Sunday.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Chuckosan on August 18, 2007, 10:24:43 PM
Bump.

Figured I'd better be the one to do it.  Welcome back, Derrek.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Down In Front on August 19, 2007, 11:30:47 AM
Way to finally start slamming that outside pitch the other way.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Kwyjibo on August 19, 2007, 01:19:43 PM
Quote from: Down In Front on August 19, 2007, 11:30:47 AM
Way to finally start slamming that outside pitch the other way.

He started going the other way in the Thursday game vs. Cincinnati...Griffey took a couple hits away from him, but I had a feeling the worm was turning.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Brian on August 22, 2007, 03:42:40 PM
Quote from: Chuckosan on August 18, 2007, 10:24:43 PM
Bump.

Figured I'd better be the one to do it.  Welcome back, Derrek.

So this is supposed to be sufficient for saying the guy stunk for a month? 
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Chuckosan on August 22, 2007, 03:49:13 PM
Quote from: Brian on August 22, 2007, 03:42:40 PM
Quote from: Chuckosan on August 18, 2007, 10:24:43 PM
Bump.

Figured I'd better be the one to do it.  Welcome back, Derrek.

So this is supposed to be sufficient for saying the guy stunk for a month? 
Well, the truth is an absolute defense.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Brian on August 22, 2007, 03:50:45 PM
Don't give me opinions, give me memorable posts in which you proved he stunk for a month.*


*"Don't give me numbers, give me memorable hits"
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Chuckosan on August 22, 2007, 03:52:49 PM
Quote from: Brian on August 22, 2007, 03:50:45 PM
Don't give me opinions, give me memorable posts in which you proved he stunk for a month.*


*"Don't give me numbers, give me memorable hits"
I'd give you them, but for thirty-five straight games, he had neither.  Given no double headers, that constitutes a month.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Simmer on August 22, 2007, 10:25:41 PM
I know I'm asking for ridicule by posting statistics, but, ah, the heck with it.

Lee's OPS by month:

April -- 1.035
May --  .841
June --  .866
July --  .898
August --  .867

His absolute worst 35 game stretch this season saw him collect an OPS of .814.  I even cheated against my favor and added a 36th game to that, an 0-3 performance against BC's Cardinals.  I certainly don't mean to say that Lee has not slumped, because he surely has, but, well, the statistics speak for themselves.

As for the inevitable "if you'd watch the games, you'd see..." argument, I do watch the games, and I know exactly why Derrek Lee is appearing to slump.  He's waiting for too many picture-perfect meaty gopherballs to crush.  He's excellent at going the other way, or turning on an inside pitch for a double down the line.  Instead of doing that more often, he's looking dead red to pound the shit out of the ball.  I can't speak for Derrek, but I would suspect his depleted HR totals have something to do with this.  To support my assertion, his HR totals have increased since he started taking this approach, while his contact rate has dipped significantly. 

I think he'll balance out eventually, even if it means we have to wait till next year (...) for him to do so.  If it gets too bad, we could always supply him with Winston's and the chick from the picture Andy posted the other day -- the one with the lady who suffocated a steel folding chair by sitting on it.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Simmer on September 02, 2007, 04:31:09 PM
Ogdens.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Andy on September 02, 2007, 04:32:14 PM
Bump.

Two run game winning splooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooge.

Down 5-1, Cardinals winning, Brewers winning, and the Cubs say, "Not so fast, assholes!"

Good times.

Hey, Simmer.  You can't bump this.  I was bumping this!
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Simmer on September 02, 2007, 04:37:35 PM
I shoulda waited for Andy's bump cause now I look like a double posting douche.  But I do like rereading that post of mine.  I said he was trying to hit more homers.  What happens?  DLee with the bombdiggity.  Awesome.  You keep doin' what'cher doin', D.  You the man.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Kwyjibo on September 02, 2007, 05:09:28 PM
Quote from: Brian on August 22, 2007, 03:50:45 PM
Don't give me opinions, give me memorable posts in which you proved he stunk for a month.*


*"Don't give me numbers, give me memorable hits"

All better now?
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Slaky+ on September 02, 2007, 05:29:19 PM
Massive splooge.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Chuckosan on September 02, 2007, 05:39:03 PM
Quote from: Kwyjibo on September 02, 2007, 05:09:28 PM
Quote from: Brian on August 22, 2007, 03:50:45 PM
Don't give me opinions, give me memorable posts in which you proved he stunk for a month.*


*"Don't give me numbers, give me memorable hits"

All better now?
On the right track.  Made up for the AB in the 6th.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Taylor on September 02, 2007, 06:14:38 PM
2 home runs in 2 day. It's a nice time of the year for his bat to start to heat up.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: The Ghost of Desipio Past on September 02, 2007, 06:23:47 PM
DLee with the Bob Dernier special.




I'll take it.



Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: CT II on September 02, 2007, 06:46:24 PM
(http://signgenerator.net/signs/sign-generator/saved/www.txt2pic.com_9-2-2007_7-44-50_PM.jpg)
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Slaky+ on September 02, 2007, 06:55:06 PM
Nice work on the spelling there.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Augie-O on September 02, 2007, 07:21:15 PM
Can't you at least make the letters fall between the lines so they can pass as plastic letters actually on the board?
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: CT II on September 02, 2007, 10:03:14 PM
Quote from: Augie-O on September 02, 2007, 07:21:15 PM
Can't you at least make the letters fall between the lines so they can pass as plastic letters actually on the board?

In a word, no.  Unlike you, I've got important shit to do.  Yeah, that's the ticket.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: thehawk on September 03, 2007, 03:00:59 PM
Derrek Lee's hits this weekend season saving (at least so far)?  Yep.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: thehawk on September 20, 2007, 08:24:48 AM
Those out there may wish to vote for Derrek for the Clemente Award (I voted, but less than 100,000 times).  Heres the link http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/official_info/community/clemente_form.jsp (http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/official_info/community/clemente_form.jsp).  Apologies in advance for the John Cougar song that pops up (I'll let you guess which one).
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Chuckosan on September 20, 2007, 09:33:41 AM
I need a lover that won't drive me crazy?
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: HST Redux on September 20, 2007, 10:07:56 AM
Shouldn't it be: This is our Commonwealth?

Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Corn-fed on September 20, 2007, 10:45:13 AM
Hurts So Good
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Kwyjibo on September 20, 2007, 11:12:11 AM

John Cougar Julius Caesar Tuskahoma Mellencamp didn't do "Lee".

That was the D.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: TJ on April 05, 2008, 03:02:39 PM
Bump. Hey, hey did go 4-for-4 this afternoon, right?
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: thehawk on April 05, 2008, 03:03:27 PM
Quote from: TJ on April 05, 2008, 03:02:39 PM
Bump. Hey, hey did go 4-for-4 this afternoon, right?

Yep, in June like weather
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Kerm on April 05, 2008, 04:47:43 PM
Quote from: TJ on April 05, 2008, 03:02:39 PM
Bump. Hey, hey did go 4-for-4 this afternoon, right?

TDubbs is calling it: .330 and 35 jacks for Derelict this year.  I'm hoping he's right.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: CT II on April 05, 2008, 07:42:40 PM
Quote from: Kerm on April 05, 2008, 04:47:43 PM
Quote from: TJ on April 05, 2008, 03:02:39 PM
Bump. Hey, hey did go 4-for-4 this afternoon, right?

TDubbs is calling it: .330 and 35 jacks for Derelict this year.  I'm hoping he's right.

He ain't no number 3 hitter, that's for sure.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: hammerman on April 06, 2008, 03:31:32 PM
2008: the new 2005 for DLee?
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: TJ on April 06, 2008, 05:16:50 PM
Quote from: hammerman on April 06, 2008, 03:31:32 PM
2008: the new 2005 for DLee?

2008: the new 1908, except this time with radio, for the Cubs?
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: PTanner on April 07, 2008, 05:25:57 AM

He sure as hell didn't miss any of the ball he put in the bleachers yesterday.

Yeah, I think the wrist is all better.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: TDubbs on April 07, 2008, 07:48:05 AM
Quote from: Kerm on April 05, 2008, 04:47:43 PM
Quote from: TJ on April 05, 2008, 03:02:39 PM
Bump. Hey, hey did go 4-for-4 this afternoon, right?

TDubbs is calling it: .330 and 35 jacks jimmies for Derelict this year.  I'm hoping he's right.

TDubbs'd
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: PTanner on April 07, 2008, 07:54:07 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on April 07, 2008, 07:48:05 AM
Quote from: Kerm on April 05, 2008, 04:47:43 PM
Quote from: TJ on April 05, 2008, 03:02:39 PM
Bump. Hey, hey did go 4-for-4 this afternoon, right?

TDubbs is calling it: .330 and 35 jacks jimmies for Derelict this year.  I'm hoping he's right.

TDubbs'd

I thought jimmies were those things you sprinkled on ice cream.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Three times a JD on April 07, 2008, 07:55:00 AM
Quote from: PTanner on April 07, 2008, 07:54:07 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on April 07, 2008, 07:48:05 AM
Quote from: Kerm on April 05, 2008, 04:47:43 PM
Quote from: TJ on April 05, 2008, 03:02:39 PM
Bump. Hey, hey did go 4-for-4 this afternoon, right?

TDubbs is calling it: .330 and 35 jacks jimmies for Derelict this year.  I'm hoping he's right.

TDubbs'd

I thought jimmies were those things you sprinkled on ice cream.

I thought those were sprinkles.  I thought jimmies were condoms.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Tonker on April 07, 2008, 08:21:45 AM
Quote from: Three times a JD on April 07, 2008, 07:55:00 AM
Quote from: PTanner on April 07, 2008, 07:54:07 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on April 07, 2008, 07:48:05 AM
Quote from: Kerm on April 05, 2008, 04:47:43 PM
Quote from: TJ on April 05, 2008, 03:02:39 PM
Bump. Hey, hey did go 4-for-4 this afternoon, right?

TDubbs is calling it: .330 and 35 jacks jimmies for Derelict this year.  I'm hoping he's right.

TDubbs'd

I thought jimmies were those things you sprinkled on ice cream.

I thought those were sprinkles.  I thought jimmies were condoms.

I thought those were johnnies.  I thought jimmies were crowbars.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: CT II on April 07, 2008, 08:44:36 AM
Quote from: Three times a JD on April 07, 2008, 07:55:00 AM
Quote from: PTanner on April 07, 2008, 07:54:07 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on April 07, 2008, 07:48:05 AM
Quote from: Kerm on April 05, 2008, 04:47:43 PM
Quote from: TJ on April 05, 2008, 03:02:39 PM
Bump. Hey, hey did go 4-for-4 this afternoon, right?

TDubbs is calling it: .330 and 35 jacks jimmies for Derelict this year.  I'm hoping he's right.

TDubbs'd

I thought jimmies were those things you sprinkled on ice cream.

I thought those were sprinkles.  I thought jimmies were condoms.

I thought condoms were jimmie-hats.

So you can probably figure out what I thought jimmies were.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Three times a JD on April 07, 2008, 08:49:20 AM
Quote from: CT II on April 07, 2008, 08:44:36 AM
Quote from: Three times a JD on April 07, 2008, 07:55:00 AM
Quote from: PTanner on April 07, 2008, 07:54:07 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on April 07, 2008, 07:48:05 AM
Quote from: Kerm on April 05, 2008, 04:47:43 PM
Quote from: TJ on April 05, 2008, 03:02:39 PM
Bump. Hey, hey did go 4-for-4 this afternoon, right?

TDubbs is calling it: .330 and 35 jacks jimmies for Derelict this year.  I'm hoping he's right.

TDubbs'd

I thought jimmies were those things you sprinkled on ice cream.

I thought those were sprinkles.  I thought jimmies were condoms.

I thought condoms were jimmie-hats.

So you can probably figure out what I thought jimmies were.

Ice cream?  Wait...what?  Start over.  I got lost. 
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Uncouth Sloth on April 07, 2008, 08:54:17 AM
Quote from: CT II on April 07, 2008, 08:44:36 AM
Quote from: Three times a JD on April 07, 2008, 07:55:00 AM
Quote from: PTanner on April 07, 2008, 07:54:07 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on April 07, 2008, 07:48:05 AM
Quote from: Kerm on April 05, 2008, 04:47:43 PM
Quote from: TJ on April 05, 2008, 03:02:39 PM
Bump. Hey, hey did go 4-for-4 this afternoon, right?

TDubbs is calling it: .330 and 35 jacks jimmies for Derelict this year.  I'm hoping he's right.

TDubbs'd

I thought jimmies were those things you sprinkled on ice cream.

I thought those were sprinkles.  I thought jimmies were condoms.

I thought condoms were jimmie-hats.

So you can probably figure out what I thought jimmies were.

heh-heh heh-heh.  Kick me in the jimmy.

/Beavis'd
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: TDubbs on April 07, 2008, 09:14:31 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 07, 2008, 08:21:45 AM
Quote from: Three times a JD on April 07, 2008, 07:55:00 AM
Quote from: PTanner on April 07, 2008, 07:54:07 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on April 07, 2008, 07:48:05 AM
Quote from: Kerm on April 05, 2008, 04:47:43 PM
Quote from: TJ on April 05, 2008, 03:02:39 PM
Bump. Hey, hey did go 4-for-4 this afternoon, right?

TDubbs is calling it: .330 and 35 jacks jimmies for Derelict this year.  I'm hoping he's right.

TDubbs'd

I thought jimmies were those things you sprinkled on ice cream.

I thought those were sprinkles.  I thought jimmies were condoms.

I thought those were johnnies.  I thought jimmies were crowbars.

I thought those were home runs.  I thought johnnies were terrific beef sandwiches
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: PTanner on April 07, 2008, 09:43:13 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on April 07, 2008, 09:14:31 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 07, 2008, 08:21:45 AM
Quote from: Three times a JD on April 07, 2008, 07:55:00 AM
Quote from: PTanner on April 07, 2008, 07:54:07 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on April 07, 2008, 07:48:05 AM
Quote from: Kerm on April 05, 2008, 04:47:43 PM
Quote from: TJ on April 05, 2008, 03:02:39 PM
Bump. Hey, hey did go 4-for-4 this afternoon, right?

TDubbs is calling it: .330 and 35 jacks jimmies for Derelict this year.  I'm hoping he's right.

TDubbs'd

I thought jimmies were those things you sprinkled on ice cream.

I thought those were sprinkles.  I thought jimmies were condoms.

I thought those were johnnies.  I thought jimmies were crowbars.

I thought those were home runs.  I thought johnnies were terrific beef sandwiches

Jacks are home runs. Johnnies are terrific beef sandwiches.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on April 07, 2008, 07:44:36 PM
Quote from: Tonker on April 07, 2008, 08:21:45 AM
Quote from: Three times a JD on April 07, 2008, 07:55:00 AM
Quote from: PTanner on April 07, 2008, 07:54:07 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on April 07, 2008, 07:48:05 AM
Quote from: Kerm on April 05, 2008, 04:47:43 PM
Quote from: TJ on April 05, 2008, 03:02:39 PM
Bump. Hey, hey did go 4-for-4 this afternoon, right?

TDubbs is calling it: .330 and 35 jacks jimmies for Derelict this year.  I'm hoping he's right.

TDubbs'd

I thought jimmies were those things you sprinkled on ice cream.

I thought those were sprinkles.  I thought jimmies were condoms.

I thought those were johnnies.  I thought jimmies were crowbars.

A Jimmy is your dong and Jimmy Hat is a raincoat for your Jimmy. That's the final word on this, guys.

"We straight up got our Jimmies waxed, man. All of us." ~ Apex circa 1992.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Thrillho on April 08, 2008, 09:14:43 AM
Quote from: ~Apex on April 07, 2008, 07:44:36 PM
Quote from: Tonker on April 07, 2008, 08:21:45 AM
Quote from: Three times a JD on April 07, 2008, 07:55:00 AM
Quote from: PTanner on April 07, 2008, 07:54:07 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on April 07, 2008, 07:48:05 AM
Quote from: Kerm on April 05, 2008, 04:47:43 PM
Quote from: TJ on April 05, 2008, 03:02:39 PM
Bump. Hey, hey did go 4-for-4 this afternoon, right?

TDubbs is calling it: .330 and 35 jacks jimmies for Derelict this year.  I'm hoping he's right.

TDubbs'd

I thought jimmies were those things you sprinkled on ice cream.

I thought those were sprinkles.  I thought jimmies were condoms.

I thought those were johnnies.  I thought jimmies were crowbars.

A Jimmy is your dong and Jimmy Hat is a raincoat for your Jimmy. That's the final word on this, guys.

"We straight up got our Jimmies waxed, man. All of us." ~ Apex circa 1992.

That's good... Right?
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Dave B on April 08, 2008, 10:02:21 AM
Back to D-Lee for a second.

He gets off to a hot start, then in one of his ABs Sunday, Len and Bob mention how he hadn't walked yet this season. Well, sure enough, he walks. Then I watch yesterday afternoon and he gets caught looking on some close pitches. It reminded me of the long stretches last season when he would get buzzed repeatedly on the outside corner, often taking called third strikes (and his numbers were a little "down" for him). One might theorize that D-Lee is better off being aggressive in the strike zone and not trying to coak walks or take chances on borderline outside-corner pitches.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Mike Douche on April 08, 2008, 10:04:32 AM
Quote from: Dave B on April 08, 2008, 10:02:21 AM
Back to D-Lee for a second.

He gets off to a hot start, then in one of his ABs Sunday, Len and Bob mention how he hadn't walked yet this season. Well, sure enough, he walks. Then I watch yesterday afternoon and he gets caught looking on some close pitches. It reminded me of the long stretches last season when he would get buzzed repeatedly on the outside corner, often taking called third strikes (and his numbers were a little "down" for him). One might theorize that D-Lee is better off being aggressive in the strike zone and not trying to coak walks or take chances on borderline outside-corner pitches.

What he needs to do--and what I was desperately hoping he'd do while struggling last year--is hammer that outside pitch the other way.

I think the broken wrist affected him, and he's only just now back to where he was in '05.  The reason he took the pitches on the corner last year was possibly because he didn't feel he could drive the ball as well as he would have liked.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Lance Dicksons Arm on April 08, 2008, 10:09:15 AM
Quote from: Dave B on April 08, 2008, 10:02:21 AM
Back to D-Lee for a second.

He gets off to a hot start, then in one of his ABs Sunday, Len and Bob mention how he hadn't walked yet this season. Well, sure enough, he walks. Then I watch yesterday afternoon and he gets caught looking on some close pitches. It reminded me of the long stretches last season when he would get buzzed repeatedly on the outside corner, often taking called third strikes (and his numbers were a little "down" for him). One might theorize that D-Lee is better off being aggressive in the strike zone and not trying to coak walks or take chances on borderline outside-corner pitches.

Yes, I agree with this entirely.  If I've ever had a knock on DLee, it's that he takes a few too many pitches early in the count for a guy as skilled as he is with the bat.  It's not as if he's a dead-pull hitter (like Soriano) who has an entire 1/3 portion of the plate that he probably shouldn't consider swinging at on 0-0 or ahead in the count.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: PTanner on April 08, 2008, 10:11:09 AM

If we're sitting here worrying about the plate approach of a guy who currently sports a 1.288 OPS, we'd better win the damn pennant.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: EG on April 08, 2008, 10:11:28 AM
Quote from: Dave B on April 08, 2008, 10:02:21 AM
Back to D-Lee for a second.

He gets off to a hot start, then in one of his ABs Sunday, Len and Bob mention how he hadn't walked yet this season. Well, sure enough, he walks. Then I watch yesterday afternoon and he gets caught looking on some close pitches. It reminded me of the long stretches last season when he would get buzzed repeatedly on the outside corner, often taking called third strikes (and his numbers were a little "down" for him). One might theorize that D-Lee is better off being aggressive in the strike zone and not trying to coak walks or take chances on borderline outside-corner pitches.

Like Mike D said, I think his wrist still bothered him last year, and he couldn't drive those outside pitches.  Given that, he was probably better off taking the close pitches instead of just dribbling them to the right side or rolling over them. 

If the pitchers keep going away from him, I think we'll see him adjust and start driving the ball the other way.  He's too smart not to do that.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: CubFaninHydePark on April 08, 2008, 10:15:26 AM
Quote from: Dave B on April 08, 2008, 10:02:21 AM
Back to D-Lee for a second.

He gets off to a hot start, then in one of his ABs Sunday, Len and Bob mention how he hadn't walked yet this season. Well, sure enough, he walks. Then I watch yesterday afternoon and he gets caught looking on some close pitches. It reminded me of the long stretches last season when he would get buzzed repeatedly on the outside corner, often taking called third strikes (and his numbers were a little "down" for him). One might theorize that D-Lee is better off being aggressive in the strike zone and not trying to coak walks or take chances on borderline outside-corner pitches.

I'm pretty sure that a member of the 90's Braves wouldn't have expected to get the strike 3 call he was rung up on.  I mean, there's a close pitch, and there's 6 inches off the plate.

DLee has hit the ball to the opposite field well so far this year, at least from what I've seen.  I'm not worried about this trend.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Kerm on April 08, 2008, 10:37:07 AM
Quote from: EG on April 08, 2008, 10:11:28 AM
Quote from: Dave B on April 08, 2008, 10:02:21 AM
Back to D-Lee for a second.

He gets off to a hot start, then in one of his ABs Sunday, Len and Bob mention how he hadn't walked yet this season. Well, sure enough, he walks. Then I watch yesterday afternoon and he gets caught looking on some close pitches. It reminded me of the long stretches last season when he would get buzzed repeatedly on the outside corner, often taking called third strikes (and his numbers were a little "down" for him). One might theorize that D-Lee is better off being aggressive in the strike zone and not trying to coak walks or take chances on borderline outside-corner pitches.

Like Mike D said, I think his wrist still bothered him last year, and he couldn't drive those outside pitches.  Given that, he was probably better off taking the close pitches instead of just dribbling them to the right side or rolling over them. 

If the pitchers keep going away from him, I think we'll see him adjust and start driving the ball the other way.  He's too smart not to do that.

Intrepid Reader: Chuck
No, he wasn't driving those pitches last year because he's Mark Grace now.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Uncouth Sloth on April 08, 2008, 11:31:05 AM
Quote from: PTanner on April 08, 2008, 10:11:09 AM

If we're sitting here worrying about the plate approach of a guy who currently sports a 1.288 OPS, we'd better win the damn pennant.

Ain't that the point?  His approach in the tenth inning made me fuckin' puke, and yeah, we better win the damn pennant.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: EG on April 08, 2008, 11:38:45 AM
Quote from: The Uncouth Sloth on April 08, 2008, 11:31:05 AM
Quote from: PTanner on April 08, 2008, 10:11:09 AM

If we're sitting here worrying about the plate approach of a guy who currently sports a 1.288 OPS, we'd better win the damn pennant.

Ain't that the point?  His approach in the tenth inning made me fuckin' puke, and yeah, we better win the damn pennant.

The point of what?
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Uncouth Sloth on April 08, 2008, 11:41:04 AM
Quote from: EG on April 08, 2008, 11:38:45 AM
Quote from: The Uncouth Sloth on April 08, 2008, 11:31:05 AM
Quote from: PTanner on April 08, 2008, 10:11:09 AM

If we're sitting here worrying about the plate approach of a guy who currently sports a 1.288 OPS, we'd better win the damn pennant.

Ain't that the point?  His approach in the tenth inning made me fuckin' puke, and yeah, we better win the damn pennant.

The point of what?

The point of playing the games...to win the pennant.

Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: TDubbs on April 08, 2008, 12:06:04 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on April 08, 2008, 10:15:26 AM
Quote from: Dave B on April 08, 2008, 10:02:21 AM
Back to D-Lee for a second.

He gets off to a hot start, then in one of his ABs Sunday, Len and Bob mention how he hadn't walked yet this season. Well, sure enough, he walks. Then I watch yesterday afternoon and he gets caught looking on some close pitches. It reminded me of the long stretches last season when he would get buzzed repeatedly on the outside corner, often taking called third strikes (and his numbers were a little "down" for him). One might theorize that D-Lee is better off being aggressive in the strike zone and not trying to coak walks or take chances on borderline outside-corner pitches.

I'm pretty sure that a member of the 90's Braves wouldn't have expected to get the strike 3 call he was rung up on.  I mean, there's a close pitch, and there's 6 inches off the plate.

DLee has hit the ball to the opposite field well so far this year, at least from what I've seen.  I'm not worried about this trend.

.330,  35 jimmies.  'Nuff said
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: morpheus on April 08, 2008, 12:10:19 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on April 08, 2008, 12:06:04 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on April 08, 2008, 10:15:26 AM
Quote from: Dave B on April 08, 2008, 10:02:21 AM
Back to D-Lee for a second.

He gets off to a hot start, then in one of his ABs Sunday, Len and Bob mention how he hadn't walked yet this season. Well, sure enough, he walks. Then I watch yesterday afternoon and he gets caught looking on some close pitches. It reminded me of the long stretches last season when he would get buzzed repeatedly on the outside corner, often taking called third strikes (and his numbers were a little "down" for him). One might theorize that D-Lee is better off being aggressive in the strike zone and not trying to coak walks or take chances on borderline outside-corner pitches.

I'm pretty sure that a member of the 90's Braves wouldn't have expected to get the strike 3 call he was rung up on.  I mean, there's a close pitch, and there's 6 inches off the plate.

DLee has hit the ball to the opposite field well so far this year, at least from what I've seen.  I'm not worried about this trend.

.330,  35 jimmies.  'Nuff said

Didn't we just spend 1908 posts on the difference between jimmies, jimmy hats, johnnies, jacks, and pauls?
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Uncouth Sloth on April 08, 2008, 12:17:14 PM
Quote from: morpheus on April 08, 2008, 12:10:19 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on April 08, 2008, 12:06:04 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on April 08, 2008, 10:15:26 AM
Quote from: Dave B on April 08, 2008, 10:02:21 AM
Back to D-Lee for a second.

He gets off to a hot start, then in one of his ABs Sunday, Len and Bob mention how he hadn't walked yet this season. Well, sure enough, he walks. Then I watch yesterday afternoon and he gets caught looking on some close pitches. It reminded me of the long stretches last season when he would get buzzed repeatedly on the outside corner, often taking called third strikes (and his numbers were a little "down" for him). One might theorize that D-Lee is better off being aggressive in the strike zone and not trying to coak walks or take chances on borderline outside-corner pitches.

I'm pretty sure that a member of the 90's Braves wouldn't have expected to get the strike 3 call he was rung up on.  I mean, there's a close pitch, and there's 6 inches off the plate.

DLee has hit the ball to the opposite field well so far this year, at least from what I've seen.  I'm not worried about this trend.

.330,  35 jimmies.  'Nuff said

Didn't we just spend 1908 posts on the difference between jimmies, jimmy hats, johnnies, jacks, and pauls?

You say to-may-to, I say to-mah-to,
You say jimmies, I say taters,
You say it was six inches outside, I say that it looked to me like he should have been swinging.

To-may-to, to-mah-to,
Jimmies, taters,
What he did yesterday, what he better do tomorrah
Let's call the whole thing off!
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: butthead on April 08, 2008, 05:03:40 PM
Quote from: The Uncouth Sloth on April 08, 2008, 11:41:04 AM
Quote from: EG on April 08, 2008, 11:38:45 AM
Quote from: The Uncouth Sloth on April 08, 2008, 11:31:05 AM
Quote from: PTanner on April 08, 2008, 10:11:09 AM

If we're sitting here worrying about the plate approach of a guy who currently sports a 1.288 OPS, we'd better win the damn pennant.

Ain't that the point?  His approach in the tenth inning made me fuckin' puke, and yeah, we better win the damn pennant.

The point of what?

The point of playing the games...to win the pennant.



Aim higher Sloth. One higher.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Thrillho on April 08, 2008, 05:28:51 PM
Quote from: The Uncouth Sloth on April 08, 2008, 12:17:14 PM
Quote from: morpheus on April 08, 2008, 12:10:19 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on April 08, 2008, 12:06:04 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on April 08, 2008, 10:15:26 AM
Quote from: Dave B on April 08, 2008, 10:02:21 AM
Back to D-Lee for a second.

He gets off to a hot start, then in one of his ABs Sunday, Len and Bob mention how he hadn't walked yet this season. Well, sure enough, he walks. Then I watch yesterday afternoon and he gets caught looking on some close pitches. It reminded me of the long stretches last season when he would get buzzed repeatedly on the outside corner, often taking called third strikes (and his numbers were a little "down" for him). One might theorize that D-Lee is better off being aggressive in the strike zone and not trying to coak walks or take chances on borderline outside-corner pitches.

I'm pretty sure that a member of the 90's Braves wouldn't have expected to get the strike 3 call he was rung up on.  I mean, there's a close pitch, and there's 6 inches off the plate.

DLee has hit the ball to the opposite field well so far this year, at least from what I've seen.  I'm not worried about this trend.

.330,  35 jimmies.  'Nuff said

Didn't we just spend 1908 posts on the difference between jimmies, jimmy hats, johnnies, jacks, and pauls?

You say to-may-to, I say to-mah-to,
You say jimmies, I say taters,
You say it was six inches outside, I say that it looked to me like he should have been swinging.

To-may-to, to-mah-to,
Jimmies, taters,
What he did yesterday, what he better do tomorrah
Let's call the whole thing off!

That's what she said?
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on April 08, 2008, 10:03:58 PM
My sophomore year of high school I was not that popular to start off. I was pretty much an asshole to anybody and everybody. Had a smart mouth and all that. I had a group of friends who were not well liked by the majority of the popular crowd because we were assholes and we liked to drink and smoke weed and punch people in their stupid fucking face.

On the cross country squad I was a bit of an outcast. The older kids didn't know me and the younger kids hated my guts.People clowned on me for hanging out with black kids, listening to rap and constantly using hip hop slang.

But this one night, at cross country camp... we saw this big as group of chicks from some other school having their cc camp in the same state park we were in. It occurred to me that we could easily wait until our coach passed out that night and sneak over to their camp to spy and maybe spot some titties or some bush or something. Oh, the wild ideas one gets when he's only 15 and tortured constantly by the horrors of masculinity.

So I pitched the idea to the team and some of the older guys were in. Some of the younger ones too. But a few of the rest were like hells to the no, we'll get caught and they'll call park patrol and blah blah blah. I called them pussies and a few more joined the party. Night fell and the coach hit the rack so off we went. Flashlights in hand, we hiked the trail over to where the chicks were camping. As we approached the campsite we killed the lights and snuck up close. The place was mostly dark but there was one tent still lit up and we could hear laughing girls inside. And a silhouette! We also saw a silhouette of a chick with big tits. She appeared to be clothed but we pointed and laughed and admired her form nonetheless. Then their light went off. So we bounced.

Disappointed we walked back to the camp. When we got there one of the kids who wouldn't join us was waiting outside the tent. He asked us what happened, had we seen any chicks. And I said quickly and without thinking, "Yeah, we straight up got our Jimmies waxed man, all of us." Hilarity ensued. I didn't think it was all that funny but these guys were in stitches. They laughed so hard they woke up the coach who ran out of his tent and demanded we all go back to bed. That night the older kids let me stay up in the big tent playing cards and shooting the shit. They realized the Pex wasn't so fuckin' bad.

That year was a big year for me and my pitiful band of ruffians. When it was over we had been kicked out of school, harrangued by the cops and had our Jimmies waxed enough times to start our own fledgling in crowd. An edgier, more raucous kind of in crowd. A bit like this one, in fact.

So what's the moral of this story? Shit if I know. But I do know that getting one's Jimmy waxed is a good thing. And sometimes your best laid plans to get laid may end in fail. But you learn something every time you strike out. Or something. And I'm a fuckin' prick who uses hip hop slang in everyday speech for effect or without even realizing it. 
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: CT II on April 08, 2008, 10:09:19 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on April 08, 2008, 10:03:58 PM
My sophomore year of high school I was not that popular to start off. I was pretty much an asshole to anybody and everybody. Had a smart mouth and all that. I had a group of friends who were not well liked by the majority of the popular crowd because we were assholes and we liked to drink and smoke weed and punch people in their stupid fucking face.

On the cross country squad I was a bit of an outcast. The older kids didn't know me and the younger kids hated my guts.People made of me for hanging out with black kids, listening to rap and constantly using hip hop slang.

But this one night, at cross country camp... we saw this big as group of chicks from some other school having their cc camp in the same state park we were in. It occurred to me that we could easily wait until our coach passed out that night and sneak over to their camp to spy and maybe spot some titties or some bush or something. Oh, the wild ideas one gets when he's only 15 and tortured constantly by the horrors of masculinity.

So I pitched the idea to the team and some of the older guys were in. Some of the younger ones too. But a few of the rest were like hells to the no, we'll get caught and they'll call park patrol and blah blah blah. I called them pussies and a few more joined the party. Night fell and the coach hit the rack so off we went. Flashlights in hand, we hiked the trail over to where the chicks were camping. As we approached the campsite we killed the lights and snuck up close. The place was mostly dark but there was one tent still lit up and we could hear laughing girls inside. And a silhouette! We also saw a silhouette of a chick with big tits. She appeared to be clothed but we pointed and laughed and admired her form nonetheless. Then their light went off. So we bounced.

Disappointed we walked back to the camp. When we got there one of the kids who wouldn't join us was waiting outside the tent. He asked us what happened, had we seen any chicks. And I said quickly and without thinking, "Yeah, we straight up got our Jimmies waxed man, all of us." Hilarity ensued. I didn't think it was all that funny but these guys were in stitches. They laughed so hard they woke up the coach who ran out of his tent and demanded we all go back to bed. That night the older kids let me stay up in the big tent playing cards and shooting the shit. They realized the Pex wasn't so fuckin' bad.

That year was a big year for me and my pitiful band of ruffians. When it was over we had been kicked out of school, harrangued by the cops and had our Jimmies waxed enough times to start our own fledgling in crowd. An edgier, more raucous kind of in crowd. A bit like this one, in fact.

So what's the moral of this story? Shit if I know. But I do know that getting one's Jimmy waxed is a good thing. And sometimes your best laid plans to get laid may end in fail. But you learn something every time you strike out. Or something. And I'm a fuckin' prick who uses hip hop slang in everyday speech for effect or without even realizing it. 

I think the moral of this story is, I was right.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: DwightKurtz on April 08, 2008, 10:32:10 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on April 08, 2008, 10:03:58 PM
My sophomore year of high school I was not that popular to start off. I was pretty much an asshole to anybody and everybody. Had a smart mouth and all that. I had a group of friends who were not well liked by the majority of the popular crowd because we were assholes and we liked to drink and smoke weed and punch people in their stupid fucking face.

On the cross country squad I was a bit of an outcast. The older kids didn't know me and the younger kids hated my guts.People clowned on me for hanging out with black kids, listening to rap and constantly using hip hop slang.

But this one night, at cross country camp... we saw this big as group of chicks from some other school having their cc camp in the same state park we were in. It occurred to me that we could easily wait until our coach passed out that night and sneak over to their camp to spy and maybe spot some titties or some bush or something. Oh, the wild ideas one gets when he's only 15 and tortured constantly by the horrors of masculinity.

So I pitched the idea to the team and some of the older guys were in. Some of the younger ones too. But a few of the rest were like hells to the no, we'll get caught and they'll call park patrol and blah blah blah. I called them pussies and a few more joined the party. Night fell and the coach hit the rack so off we went. Flashlights in hand, we hiked the trail over to where the chicks were camping. As we approached the campsite we killed the lights and snuck up close. The place was mostly dark but there was one tent still lit up and we could hear laughing girls inside. And a silhouette! We also saw a silhouette of a chick with big tits. She appeared to be clothed but we pointed and laughed and admired her form nonetheless. Then their light went off. So we bounced.

Disappointed we walked back to the camp. When we got there one of the kids who wouldn't join us was waiting outside the tent. He asked us what happened, had we seen any chicks. And I said quickly and without thinking, "Yeah, we straight up got our Jimmies waxed man, all of us." Hilarity ensued. I didn't think it was all that funny but these guys were in stitches. They laughed so hard they woke up the coach who ran out of his tent and demanded we all go back to bed. That night the older kids let me stay up in the big tent playing cards and shooting the shit. They realized the Pex wasn't so fuckin' bad.

That year was a big year for me and my pitiful band of ruffians. When it was over we had been kicked out of school, harrangued by the cops and had our Jimmies waxed enough times to start our own fledgling in crowd. An edgier, more raucous kind of in crowd. A bit like this one, in fact.

So what's the moral of this story? Shit if I know. But I do know that getting one's Jimmy waxed is a good thing. And sometimes your best laid plans to get laid may end in fail. But you learn something every time you strike out. Or something. And I'm a fuckin' prick who uses hip hop slang in everyday speech for effect or without even realizing it. 

...Paul?
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: PTanner on April 09, 2008, 05:36:01 AM
Quote from: KurtEvans on April 08, 2008, 10:32:10 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on April 08, 2008, 10:03:58 PM
My sophomore year of high school I was not that popular to start off. I was pretty much an asshole to anybody and everybody. Had a smart mouth and all that. I had a group of friends who were not well liked by the majority of the popular crowd because we were assholes and we liked to drink and smoke weed and punch people in their stupid fucking face.

On the cross country squad I was a bit of an outcast. The older kids didn't know me and the younger kids hated my guts.People clowned on me for hanging out with black kids, listening to rap and constantly using hip hop slang.

But this one night, at cross country camp... we saw this big as group of chicks from some other school having their cc camp in the same state park we were in. It occurred to me that we could easily wait until our coach passed out that night and sneak over to their camp to spy and maybe spot some titties or some bush or something. Oh, the wild ideas one gets when he's only 15 and tortured constantly by the horrors of masculinity.

So I pitched the idea to the team and some of the older guys were in. Some of the younger ones too. But a few of the rest were like hells to the no, we'll get caught and they'll call park patrol and blah blah blah. I called them pussies and a few more joined the party. Night fell and the coach hit the rack so off we went. Flashlights in hand, we hiked the trail over to where the chicks were camping. As we approached the campsite we killed the lights and snuck up close. The place was mostly dark but there was one tent still lit up and we could hear laughing girls inside. And a silhouette! We also saw a silhouette of a chick with big tits. She appeared to be clothed but we pointed and laughed and admired her form nonetheless. Then their light went off. So we bounced.

Disappointed we walked back to the camp. When we got there one of the kids who wouldn't join us was waiting outside the tent. He asked us what happened, had we seen any chicks. And I said quickly and without thinking, "Yeah, we straight up got our Jimmies waxed man, all of us." Hilarity ensued. I didn't think it was all that funny but these guys were in stitches. They laughed so hard they woke up the coach who ran out of his tent and demanded we all go back to bed. That night the older kids let me stay up in the big tent playing cards and shooting the shit. They realized the Pex wasn't so fuckin' bad.

That year was a big year for me and my pitiful band of ruffians. When it was over we had been kicked out of school, harrangued by the cops and had our Jimmies waxed enough times to start our own fledgling in crowd. An edgier, more raucous kind of in crowd. A bit like this one, in fact.

So what's the moral of this story? Shit if I know. But I do know that getting one's Jimmy waxed is a good thing. And sometimes your best laid plans to get laid may end in fail. But you learn something every time you strike out. Or something. And I'm a fuckin' prick who uses hip hop slang in everyday speech for effect or without even realizing it. 

...Paul?

Those Indiana boys know ways of love we can only learn at Sea World.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: morpheus on April 09, 2008, 08:23:44 AM
Quote from: ~Apex on April 08, 2008, 10:03:58 PM
My sophomore year of high school I was not that popular to start off. I was pretty much an asshole to anybody and everybody. Had a smart mouth and all that. I had a group of friends who were not well liked by the majority of the popular crowd because we were assholes and we liked to drink and smoke weed and punch people in their stupid fucking face.

On the cross country squad I was a bit of an outcast. The older kids didn't know me and the younger kids hated my guts.People clowned on me for hanging out with black kids, listening to rap and constantly using hip hop slang.

But this one night, at cross country camp... we saw this big as group of chicks from some other school having their cc camp in the same state park we were in. It occurred to me that we could easily wait until our coach passed out that night and sneak over to their camp to spy and maybe spot some titties or some bush or something. Oh, the wild ideas one gets when he's only 15 and tortured constantly by the horrors of masculinity.

So I pitched the idea to the team and some of the older guys were in. Some of the younger ones too. But a few of the rest were like hells to the no, we'll get caught and they'll call park patrol and blah blah blah. I called them pussies and a few more joined the party. Night fell and the coach hit the rack so off we went. Flashlights in hand, we hiked the trail over to where the chicks were camping. As we approached the campsite we killed the lights and snuck up close. The place was mostly dark but there was one tent still lit up and we could hear laughing girls inside. And a silhouette! We also saw a silhouette of a chick with big tits. She appeared to be clothed but we pointed and laughed and admired her form nonetheless. Then their light went off. So we bounced.

Disappointed we walked back to the camp. When we got there one of the kids who wouldn't join us was waiting outside the tent. He asked us what happened, had we seen any chicks. And I said quickly and without thinking, "Yeah, we straight up got our Jimmies waxed man, all of us." Hilarity ensued. I didn't think it was all that funny but these guys were in stitches. They laughed so hard they woke up the coach who ran out of his tent and demanded we all go back to bed. That night the older kids let me stay up in the big tent playing cards and shooting the shit. They realized the Pex wasn't so fuckin' bad.

That year was a big year for me and my pitiful band of ruffians. When it was over we had been kicked out of school, harrangued by the cops and had our Jimmies waxed enough times to start our own fledgling in crowd. An edgier, more raucous kind of in crowd. A bit like this one, in fact.

So what's the moral of this story? Shit if I know. But I do know that getting one's Jimmy waxed is a good thing. And sometimes your best laid plans to get laid may end in fail. But you learn something every time you strike out. Or something. And I'm a fuckin' prick who uses hip hop slang in everyday speech for effect or without even realizing it. 

I'm beginning to see the true roots of SSM.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Uncouth Sloth on April 09, 2008, 01:08:27 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on April 08, 2008, 10:03:58 PM
My sophomore year of high school I was not that popular to start off. I was pretty much an asshole to anybody and everybody. Had a smart mouth and all that. I had a group of friends who were not well liked by the majority of the popular crowd because we were assholes and we liked to drink and smoke weed and punch people in their stupid fucking face.

On the cross country squad I was a bit of an outcast. The older kids didn't know me and the younger kids hated my guts.People clowned on me for hanging out with black kids, listening to rap and constantly using hip hop slang.

But this one night, at cross country camp... we saw this big as group of chicks from some other school having their cc camp in the same state park we were in. It occurred to me that we could easily wait until our coach passed out that night and sneak over to their camp to spy and maybe spot some titties or some bush or something. Oh, the wild ideas one gets when he's only 15 and tortured constantly by the horrors of masculinity.

So I pitched the idea to the team and some of the older guys were in. Some of the younger ones too. But a few of the rest were like hells to the no, we'll get caught and they'll call park patrol and blah blah blah. I called them pussies and a few more joined the party. Night fell and the coach hit the rack so off we went. Flashlights in hand, we hiked the trail over to where the chicks were camping. As we approached the campsite we killed the lights and snuck up close. The place was mostly dark but there was one tent still lit up and we could hear laughing girls inside. And a silhouette! We also saw a silhouette of a chick with big tits. She appeared to be clothed but we pointed and laughed and admired her form nonetheless. Then their light went off. So we bounced.

Disappointed we walked back to the camp. When we got there one of the kids who wouldn't join us was waiting outside the tent. He asked us what happened, had we seen any chicks. And I said quickly and without thinking, "Yeah, we straight up got our Jimmies waxed man, all of us." Hilarity ensued. I didn't think it was all that funny but these guys were in stitches. They laughed so hard they woke up the coach who ran out of his tent and demanded we all go back to bed. That night the older kids let me stay up in the big tent bent over, touching my toes, and licking the playing cards and shooting the shit off their jimmies. They realized the Pex wasn't so fuckin' bad.

That year was a big year for me and my pitiful band of ruffians. When it was over we had been kicked out of school, harrangued by the cops and had our Jimmies waxed enough times to start our own fledgling in crowd. An edgier, more raucous kind of in crowd. A bit like this one, in fact.

So what's the moral of this story? Shit if I know. But I do know that getting one's Jimmy waxed is a good thing. And sometimes your best laid plans to get laid may end in fail. But you learn something every time you strike out. Or something. And I'm a fuckin' prick who uses hip hop slang in everyday speech for effect or without even realizing it. 

Sorry. Had to.  I'm uncomfortable with emotions.  No hard feelins?
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: morpheus on April 09, 2008, 01:23:58 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on April 08, 2008, 10:03:58 PM
My sophomore year of high school I was not that popular to start off. I was pretty much an asshole to anybody and everybody. Had a smart mouth and all that. I had a group of friends who were not well liked by the majority of the popular crowd because we were assholes and we liked to drink and smoke weed and punch people in their stupid fucking face.

On the cross country squad I was a bit of an outcast. The older kids didn't know me and the younger kids hated my guts.People clowned on me for hanging out with black kids, listening to rap and constantly using hip hop slang.

But this one night, at cross country camp... we saw this big as group of chicks from some other school having their cc camp in the same state park we were in. It occurred to me that we could easily wait until our coach passed out that night and sneak over to their camp to spy and maybe spot some titties or some bush or something. Oh, the wild ideas one gets when he's only 15 and tortured constantly by the horrors of masculinity.

So I pitched the idea to the team and some of the older guys were in. Some of the younger ones too. But a few of the rest were like hells to the no, we'll get caught and they'll call park patrol and blah blah blah. I called them pussies and a few more joined the party. Night fell and the coach hit the rack so off we went. Flashlights in hand, we hiked the trail over to where the chicks were camping. As we approached the campsite we killed the lights and snuck up close. The place was mostly dark but there was one tent still lit up and we could hear laughing girls inside. And a silhouette! We also saw a silhouette of a chick with big tits. She appeared to be clothed but we pointed and laughed and admired her form nonetheless. Then their light went off. So we bounced.

Disappointed we walked back to the camp. When we got there one of the kids who wouldn't join us was waiting outside the tent. He asked us what happened, had we seen any chicks. And I said quickly and without thinking, "Yeah, we straight up got our Jimmies waxed man, all of us." Hilarity ensued. I didn't think it was all that funny but these guys were in stitches. They laughed so hard they woke up the coach who ran out of his tent and demanded we all go back to bed. That night the older kids let me stay up in the big tent playing cards and shooting the shit. They realized the Pex wasn't so fuckin' bad.

That year was a big year for me and my pitiful band of ruffians. When it was over we had been kicked out of school, harrangued by the cops and had our Jimmies waxed enough times to start our own fledgling in crowd. An edgier, more raucous kind of in crowd. A bit like this one, in fact.

So what's the moral of this story? Shit if I know. But I do know that getting one's Jimmy waxed is a good thing. And sometimes your best laid plans to get laid may end in fail. But you learn something every time you strike out. Or something. And I'm a fuckin' prick who uses hip hop slang in everyday speech for effect or without even realizing it. 

Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual. But now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you. I mean, it's not just the uniform. It's the stories that you tell. So much fun and imagination.

Lee HarveyApex, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow?  I want to party with you, cowboy. The two of us together, forget it.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Al Czervik on April 09, 2008, 05:23:39 PM

Quote from: ~Apex on April 08, 2008, 10:03:58 PM
My sophomore year of high school I was not that popular to start off. I was pretty much an asshole to anybody and everybody. Had a smart mouth and all that. I had a group of friends who were not well liked by the majority of the popular crowd because we were assholes and we liked to drink and smoke weed and punch people in their stupid fucking face.

On the cross country squad I was a bit of an outcast. The older kids didn't know me and the younger kids hated my guts.People clowned on me for hanging out with black kids, listening to rap and constantly using hip hop slang.

But this one night, at cross country camp... we saw this big as group of chicks from some other school having their cc camp in the same state park we were in. It occurred to me that we could easily wait until our coach passed out that night and sneak over to their camp to spy and maybe spot some titties or some bush or something. Oh, the wild ideas one gets when he's only 15 and tortured constantly by the horrors of masculinity.

So I pitched the idea to the team and some of the older guys were in. Some of the younger ones too. But a few of the rest were like hells to the no, we'll get caught and they'll call park patrol and blah blah blah. I called them pussies and a few more joined the party. Night fell and the coach hit the rack so off we went. Flashlights in hand, we hiked the trail over to where the chicks were camping. As we approached the campsite we killed the lights and snuck up close. The place was mostly dark but there was one tent still lit up and we could hear laughing girls inside. And a silhouette! We also saw a silhouette of a chick with big tits. She appeared to be clothed but we pointed and laughed and admired her form nonetheless. Then their light went off. So we bounced.

Disappointed we walked back to the camp. When we got there one of the kids who wouldn't join us was waiting outside the tent. He asked us what happened, had we seen any chicks. And I said quickly and without thinking, "Yeah, we straight up got our Jimmies waxed man, all of us." Hilarity ensued. I didn't think it was all that funny but these guys were in stitches. They laughed so hard they woke up the coach who ran out of his tent and demanded we all go back to bed. That night the older kids let me stay up in the big tent playing cards and shooting the shit. They realized the Pex wasn't so fuckin' bad.

That year was a big year for me and my pitiful band of ruffians. When it was over we had been kicked out of school, harrangued by the cops and had our Jimmies waxed enough times to start our own fledgling in crowd. An edgier, more raucous kind of in crowd. A bit like this one, in fact.

So what's the moral of this story? Shit if I know. But I do know that getting one's Jimmy waxed is a good thing. And sometimes your best laid plans to get laid may end in fail. But you learn something every time you strike out. Or something. And I'm a fuckin' prick who uses hip hop slang in everyday speech for effect or without even realizing it

Can we get Daniel Stern to do the voice over work on this?

Teh W'nder Yeahrs
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on April 09, 2008, 07:53:02 PM
Quote from: The Uncouth Sloth on April 09, 2008, 01:08:27 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on April 08, 2008, 10:03:58 PM
My sophomore year of high school I was not that popular to start off. I was pretty much an asshole to anybody and everybody. Had a smart mouth and all that. I had a group of friends who were not well liked by the majority of the popular crowd because we were assholes and we liked to drink and smoke weed and punch people in their stupid fucking face.

On the cross country squad I was a bit of an outcast. The older kids didn't know me and the younger kids hated my guts.People clowned on me for hanging out with black kids, listening to rap and constantly using hip hop slang.

But this one night, at cross country camp... we saw this big as group of chicks from some other school having their cc camp in the same state park we were in. It occurred to me that we could easily wait until our coach passed out that night and sneak over to their camp to spy and maybe spot some titties or some bush or something. Oh, the wild ideas one gets when he's only 15 and tortured constantly by the horrors of masculinity.

So I pitched the idea to the team and some of the older guys were in. Some of the younger ones too. But a few of the rest were like hells to the no, we'll get caught and they'll call park patrol and blah blah blah. I called them pussies and a few more joined the party. Night fell and the coach hit the rack so off we went. Flashlights in hand, we hiked the trail over to where the chicks were camping. As we approached the campsite we killed the lights and snuck up close. The place was mostly dark but there was one tent still lit up and we could hear laughing girls inside. And a silhouette! We also saw a silhouette of a chick with big tits. She appeared to be clothed but we pointed and laughed and admired her form nonetheless. Then their light went off. So we bounced.

Disappointed we walked back to the camp. When we got there one of the kids who wouldn't join us was waiting outside the tent. He asked us what happened, had we seen any chicks. And I said quickly and without thinking, "Yeah, we straight up got our Jimmies waxed man, all of us." Hilarity ensued. I didn't think it was all that funny but these guys were in stitches. They laughed so hard they woke up the coach who ran out of his tent and demanded we all go back to bed. That night the older kids let me stay up in the big tent bent over, touching my toes, and licking the playing cards and shooting the shit off their jimmies. They realized the Pex wasn't so fuckin' bad.

That year was a big year for me and my pitiful band of ruffians. When it was over we had been kicked out of school, harrangued by the cops and had our Jimmies waxed enough times to start our own fledgling in crowd. An edgier, more raucous kind of in crowd. A bit like this one, in fact.

So what's the moral of this story? Shit if I know. But I do know that getting one's Jimmy waxed is a good thing. And sometimes your best laid plans to get laid may end in fail. But you learn something every time you strike out. Or something. And I'm a fuckin' prick who uses hip hop slang in everyday speech for effect or without even realizing it. 

Sorry. Had to.  I'm uncomfortable with emotions.  No hard feelins?

None. I knew I had it coming.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Taylor2 on April 09, 2008, 08:17:50 PM
Great play by D Lee to get the DP.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: PTanner on April 10, 2008, 05:59:28 AM
Quote from: Taylor2 on April 09, 2008, 08:17:50 PM
Great play by D Lee to get the DP.

The man's unstoppable. His jimmy is freshly waxed.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Andre Dawson's Creek on April 10, 2008, 09:19:11 AM
Quote from: PTanner on April 10, 2008, 05:59:28 AM
Quote from: Taylor2 on April 09, 2008, 08:17:50 PM
Great play by D Lee to get the DP.

The man's unstoppable. His jimmy is freshly waxed.

He was unstoppable unless you happened to be wearing white and black and were standing 60'6" away on a hill of dirt.  0-6 with 7 LOB.  Yikes.  Even Felix Pie got a hit.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: PTanner on April 10, 2008, 10:11:16 AM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on April 10, 2008, 09:19:11 AM
Quote from: PTanner on April 10, 2008, 05:59:28 AM
Quote from: Taylor2 on April 09, 2008, 08:17:50 PM
Great play by D Lee to get the DP.

The man's unstoppable. His jimmy is freshly waxed.

He was unstoppable unless you happened to be wearing white and black and were standing 60'6" away on a hill of dirt.  0-6 with 7 LOB.  Yikes.  Even Felix Pie got a hit.

nobody's ever done a 162 game hitting streak. I wouldn't sweat it.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Three times a JD on April 10, 2008, 12:11:54 PM
Quote from: PTanner on April 10, 2008, 10:11:16 AM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on April 10, 2008, 09:19:11 AM
Quote from: PTanner on April 10, 2008, 05:59:28 AM
Quote from: Taylor2 on April 09, 2008, 08:17:50 PM
Great play by D Lee to get the DP.

The man's unstoppable. His jimmy is freshly waxed.

He was unstoppable unless you happened to be wearing white and black and were standing 60'6" away on a hill of dirt.  0-6 with 7 LOB.  Yikes.  Even Felix Pie got a hit.

nobody's ever done a 162 game hitting streak. I wouldn't sweat it.

That's what YOU think.  I got a hit in every game of my career from Pee-Wee to high school.  But where's my freakin' statue?  Where's my HOF plaque? 
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Slaky+ on April 10, 2008, 12:15:29 PM
Quote from: Three times a JD on April 10, 2008, 12:11:54 PM
Quote from: PTanner on April 10, 2008, 10:11:16 AM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on April 10, 2008, 09:19:11 AM
Quote from: PTanner on April 10, 2008, 05:59:28 AM
Quote from: Taylor2 on April 09, 2008, 08:17:50 PM
Great play by D Lee to get the DP.

The man's unstoppable. His jimmy is freshly waxed.

He was unstoppable unless you happened to be wearing white and black and were standing 60'6" away on a hill of dirt.  0-6 with 7 LOB.  Yikes.  Even Felix Pie got a hit.

nobody's ever done a 162 game hitting streak. I wouldn't sweat it.

That's what YOU think.  I got a hit in every game of my career from Pee-Wee to high school.  But where's my freakin' statue?  Where's my HOF plaque? 

Um, we just got the lab reports back. You were on steroids. Now all of your so-called fans hate you.

Sorry, man.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Taylor2 on April 10, 2008, 12:15:57 PM
Quote from: PTanner on April 10, 2008, 05:59:28 AM
Quote from: Taylor2 on April 09, 2008, 08:17:50 PM
Great play by D Lee to get the DP.

The man's unstoppable. His jimmy is freshly waxed.

That reminds me I need to get my jimmy waxed after my aardsma this afternoon.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: PTanner on April 10, 2008, 12:45:14 PM
Quote from: Taylor2 on April 10, 2008, 12:15:57 PM
Quote from: PTanner on April 10, 2008, 05:59:28 AM
Quote from: Taylor2 on April 09, 2008, 08:17:50 PM
Great play by D Lee to get the DP.

The man's unstoppable. His jimmy is freshly waxed.

That reminds me I need to get my jimmy waxed after my aardsma this afternoon.

Just beware of the Weurtz.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Slaky+ on April 10, 2008, 12:48:48 PM
Ice Cube's jimmy runs deep. So deep.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Andre Dawson's Creek on April 10, 2008, 12:51:16 PM
Quote from: Slaky+ on April 10, 2008, 12:48:48 PM
Ice Cube's jimmy runs deep. So deep.

Even deeper on days when his mamma cooks him breakfast with no hog.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Tinker to Evers to Chance on April 10, 2008, 02:13:22 PM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on April 10, 2008, 12:51:16 PM
Quote from: Slaky+ on April 10, 2008, 12:48:48 PM
Ice Cube's jimmy runs deep. So deep.

Even deeper on days when his mamma cooks him breakfast with no hog.
(http://www.jamphat.com/rap/index_files/image015.jpg)
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on April 10, 2008, 07:27:30 PM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on April 10, 2008, 02:13:22 PM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on April 10, 2008, 12:51:16 PM
Quote from: Slaky+ on April 10, 2008, 12:48:48 PM
Ice Cube's jimmy runs deep. So deep.

Even deeper on days when his mamma cooks him breakfast with no hog.
(http://www.jamphat.com/rap/index_files/image015.jpg)

I love those things. If there's a lull in the Sadr City shit you're wading through this week, could you post some more? That'd be sweet.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: morpheus on April 11, 2008, 07:26:41 AM
Quote from: ~Apex on April 10, 2008, 07:27:30 PM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on April 10, 2008, 02:13:22 PM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on April 10, 2008, 12:51:16 PM
Quote from: Slaky+ on April 10, 2008, 12:48:48 PM
Ice Cube's jimmy runs deep. So deep.

Even deeper on days when his mamma cooks him breakfast with no hog.

I love those things. If there's a lull in the Sadr City shit you're wading through this week, could you post some more? That'd be sweet.

http://www.jamphat.com/rap/ has these, even linked to the youtube videos of the songs they model.

One of my favorites:

(http://www.jamphat.com/rap/index_files/image103.jpg)
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Tinker to Evers to Chance on April 11, 2008, 12:26:38 PM
This is my favorites.

(http://www.jamphat.com/rap/index_files/image129.png)

These are pretty good, too.

(http://www.jamphat.com/rap/index_files/image025.jpg)

(http://www.jamphat.com/rap/index_files/image065.jpg)

(http://www.jamphat.com/rap/index_files/image026.jpg)

Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: helloWorld on April 11, 2008, 03:16:10 PM
(http://www.burningdoor.com/dick/images/venn%20diagram.gif)

I put the tards next to Dale Peck.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Lance Dicksons Arm on April 11, 2008, 04:33:13 PM
For some reason, nothing pleases me more than the various charts, graphs, and diagrams I find on this interwebs message board.

It took me 6 weeks to stop laughing at Chuck D's graphical thesis on rawGRIT from last year.

Classic.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: TDubbs on April 15, 2008, 08:42:46 PM
He just hit an absolute bomb.  You heard it in the Shoutbox first.  .330, 35 bizzombs.

And when he was running off the field with Fontenot and Theriot, he looked like he was running off with two of his illegitimate white children.  Seriously, how tiny are those to ALE-ESS-EWE gritters?
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: hammerman on April 15, 2008, 08:43:58 PM
Cojones the size of basketballs.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Thrillho on April 15, 2008, 10:08:26 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on April 15, 2008, 08:42:46 PM
He just hit an absolute bomb.  You heard it in the Shoutbox first.  .330, 35 bizzombs.

And when he was running off the field with Fontenot and Theriot, he looked like he was running off with two of his illegitimate white children.  Seriously, how tiny are those to ALE-ESS-EWE gritters?

Tiny, yes, but they pack a punch.

2-run bomb, Ryan Theriot?

You're darn tootin'.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: TDubbs on April 17, 2008, 07:18:15 AM
I want to make sex on DLEE
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: PTanner on April 17, 2008, 08:28:32 AM

He is in full Derecles effect.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Andre Dawson's Creek on April 17, 2008, 09:40:50 AM
I'm glad DLee looks like he's going to prove me wrong.  Anytime Felix would like to hop on board that train would be ok by me too.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Slaky+ on April 17, 2008, 09:41:40 AM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on April 17, 2008, 09:40:50 AM
I'm glad DLee looks like he's going to prove me wrong.  Anytime Felix would like to hop on board that train would be ok by me too.
You could also mention your Soto rightness.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Thrillho on April 17, 2008, 09:43:57 AM
Quote from: Slaky+ on April 17, 2008, 09:41:40 AM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on April 17, 2008, 09:40:50 AM
I'm glad DLee looks like he's going to prove me wrong.  Anytime Felix would like to hop on board that train would be ok by me too.
You could also mention your Soto rightness.

And, unfortunately in this case, his Pie rightness.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: PTanner on April 17, 2008, 10:23:18 AM

Thrill, I'm loving the script.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Mike Douche on April 17, 2008, 10:36:25 AM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on April 17, 2008, 09:40:50 AM
I'm glad DLee looks like he's going to prove me wrong.  Anytime Felix would like to hop on board that train would be ok by me too.

I'd be nice to hear from Chuck right about now, considering his petulant comparison of DLee to Mark Grace.

Oh, I forgot.  Chuck never admits when he's wrong. 
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Kerm on April 17, 2008, 02:26:39 PM
Quote from: Mike D on April 17, 2008, 10:36:25 AM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on April 17, 2008, 09:40:50 AM
I'm glad DLee looks like he's going to prove me wrong.  Anytime Felix would like to hop on board that train would be ok by me too.

I'd be nice to hear from Chuck right about now, considering his petulant comparison of DLee to Mark Grace.

Oh, I forgot.  Chuck never admits when he's wrong. 

Derrek Lee : Mark Grace :: Carlos Beltran : Angel Pagan
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: DwightKurtz on April 17, 2008, 03:07:21 PM
Am I the only one who thinks that, with his beard, Derrickles looks a lot like Lost's Harold Perrineau?

(http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/5775)

Here's to hoping he gets his bat on the BAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL today.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Andre Dawson's Creek on April 17, 2008, 03:12:09 PM
Quote from: KurtEvans on April 17, 2008, 03:07:21 PM
Am I the only one who thinks that, with his beard, Derrickles looks a lot like Lost's Harold Perrineau?

(http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/5775)

Here's to hoping he gets his bat on the BAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL today.

The only time DLee reminds me of Lost's Michael is when he's whining about the fans booing.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Chuckosan on April 17, 2008, 03:51:53 PM
Quote from: Mike D on April 17, 2008, 10:36:25 AM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on April 17, 2008, 09:40:50 AM
I'm glad DLee looks like he's going to prove me wrong.  Anytime Felix would like to hop on board that train would be ok by me too.

I'd be nice to hear from Chuck right about now, considering his petulant comparison of DLee to Mark Grace.

Oh, I forgot.  Chuck never admits when he's wrong. 
Right.
http://ivychat.blogspot.com/2008_04_01_archive.html#7810969723970660564
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: EG on April 17, 2008, 04:14:08 PM
Quote from: Chuckosan on April 17, 2008, 03:51:53 PM

http://ivychat.blogspot.com/2008_04_01_archive.html#7810969723970660564

Are you talking about this?

QuoteWhen Lee came to the Cubs in 2004, everyone guessed he'd step up to a higher level freed from the cavern of a stadium the Marlins call home. He did, but not until 2005.

In 2007, coming back from the Furcalectomy he suffered the season before, there were times when Lee looked totally lost at the plate. He'd swing at pitches he had no business swing at. He'd take pitches right down the middle. Whatever the reason, the 2005 Derrek Lee was not around. And, given that he'd only really had 2005 as his one huge season, expecting another 2005 was not a high probability.

This past week, Derrek Lee has looked like 2005 was a warm up. He's looked like a legit #3 hitter, something the Cubs didn't appear to have going into the season. If Lee can contribute offense on the pace he's showing now, like have Good Rex leading the Bears, a radical revision for the expectations of this team are in order.

Because that's basically you just saying "if Lee keeps hitting well, it's good for the Cubs."
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Andre Dawson's Creek on April 17, 2008, 04:41:43 PM
Quote from: EG on April 17, 2008, 04:14:08 PM
Quote from: Chuckosan on April 17, 2008, 03:51:53 PM

http://ivychat.blogspot.com/2008_04_01_archive.html#7810969723970660564

Are you talking about this?

QuoteWhen Lee came to the Cubs in 2004, everyone guessed he'd step up to a higher level freed from the cavern of a stadium the Marlins call home. He did, but not until 2005.

In 2007, coming back from the Furcalectomy he suffered the season before, there were times when Lee looked totally lost at the plate. He'd swing at pitches he had no business swing at. He'd take pitches right down the middle. Whatever the reason, the 2005 Derrek Lee was not around. And, given that he'd only really had 2005 as his one huge season, expecting another 2005 was not a high probability.

This past week, Derrek Lee has looked like 2005 was a warm up. He's looked like a legit #3 hitter, something the Cubs didn't appear to have going into the season. If Lee can contribute offense on the pace he's showing now, like have Good Rex leading the Bears, a radical revision for the expectations of this team are in order.

Because that's basically you just saying "if Lee keeps hitting well, it's good for the Cubs."

Intrepid Reader: Fonzieosan:

I was wrrrr.....wrrrro......wrrrrrr.......
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Chuckosan on April 17, 2008, 04:50:02 PM
Quote from: EG on April 17, 2008, 04:14:08 PM
Because that's basically you just saying "if Lee keeps hitting well, it's good for the Cubs."
Basically.  Exactly, it says, he's exceeding expectations.  It doesn't mean I was wrong about last year.  It means I was wrong in thinking he'd never get back to 2005.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Lance Dicksons Arm on April 17, 2008, 05:06:44 PM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on April 17, 2008, 04:41:43 PM
Quote from: EG on April 17, 2008, 04:14:08 PM
Quote from: Chuckosan on April 17, 2008, 03:51:53 PM

http://ivychat.blogspot.com/2008_04_01_archive.html#7810969723970660564

Are you talking about this?

QuoteWhen Lee came to the Cubs in 2004, everyone guessed he'd step up to a higher level freed from the cavern of a stadium the Marlins call home. He did, but not until 2005.

In 2007, coming back from the Furcalectomy he suffered the season before, there were times when Lee looked totally lost at the plate. He'd swing at pitches he had no business swing at. He'd take pitches right down the middle. Whatever the reason, the 2005 Derrek Lee was not around. And, given that he'd only really had 2005 as his one huge season, expecting another 2005 was not a high probability.

This past week, Derrek Lee has looked like 2005 was a warm up. He's looked like a legit #3 hitter, something the Cubs didn't appear to have going into the season. If Lee can contribute offense on the pace he's showing now, like have Good Rex leading the Bears, a radical revision for the expectations of this team are in order.

Because that's basically you just saying "if Lee keeps hitting well, it's good for the Cubs."

Intrepid Reader: Fonzieosan:

I was wrrrr.....wrrrro......wrrrrrr.......

Wrona?  Rick Wrona?
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on April 17, 2008, 08:03:20 PM
Didn't Chuck just compare Lee to Rex Grossman? Ostensibly? Jebus.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Slaky+ on April 17, 2008, 08:38:11 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on April 17, 2008, 08:03:20 PM
Didn't Chuck just compare Lee to Rex Grossman? Ostensibly? Jebus.

Yeah. Which means this discussion should have accompanying circus music.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: PTanner on April 17, 2008, 09:12:54 PM
Quote from: Slaky+ on April 17, 2008, 08:38:11 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on April 17, 2008, 08:03:20 PM
Didn't Chuck just compare Lee to Rex Grossman? Ostensibly? Jebus.

Yeah. Which means this discussion should have accompanying circus music.

So put down that damn gee-tar and get a calliope.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Taylor2 on April 19, 2008, 12:18:31 PM
Two run homer splooge.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: thehawk on April 19, 2008, 12:27:06 PM
Rodan has returned. Its like every day is June for him now.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Kurt Heinrick on April 19, 2008, 05:20:02 PM
Yahoo says Lee got injured. What happened?
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: RV on April 19, 2008, 05:23:00 PM
Quote from: Kurt Heinrick on April 19, 2008, 05:20:02 PM
Yahoo says Lee got injured. What happened?

Lou said on the postgame he had a strained neck, nothing to worry about, just took him out as a precaution since it was a blowout.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Kerm on April 20, 2008, 10:43:15 AM
Quote from: RV on April 19, 2008, 05:23:00 PM
Quote from: Kurt Heinrick on April 19, 2008, 05:20:02 PM
Yahoo says Lee got injured. What happened?

Lou said on the postgame he had a strained neck, nothing to worry about, just took him out as a precaution since it was a blowout.

One of the first days at Wrigley when the tank tops were out.  Who can blame him?
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: PTanner on April 20, 2008, 12:09:38 PM
Quote from: Kerm on April 20, 2008, 10:43:15 AM
Quote from: RV on April 19, 2008, 05:23:00 PM
Quote from: Kurt Heinrick on April 19, 2008, 05:20:02 PM
Yahoo says Lee got injured. What happened?

Lou said on the postgame he had a strained neck, nothing to worry about, just took him out as a precaution since it was a blowout.

One of the first days at Wrigley when the tank tops were out.  Who can blame him?

I think Derecles has earned himself a flash or two.

From women.

Keep your shirt on - you know who you are.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: powen01 on April 20, 2008, 12:20:31 PM
Quote from: PTanner on April 20, 2008, 12:09:38 PM
Quote from: Kerm on April 20, 2008, 10:43:15 AM
Quote from: RV on April 19, 2008, 05:23:00 PM
Quote from: Kurt Heinrick on April 19, 2008, 05:20:02 PM
Yahoo says Lee got injured. What happened?

Lou said on the postgame he had a strained neck, nothing to worry about, just took him out as a precaution since it was a blowout.

One of the first days at Wrigley when the tank tops were out.  Who can blame him?

I think Derecles has earned himself a flash or two.

From women.

Keep your shirt on - you know who you are.

"If you're a big fat man, I'm a titty fan and I'd love to see your's too..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf80jYNg8Og (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf80jYNg8Og)   NSFW
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: PTanner on April 20, 2008, 12:23:47 PM
Quote from: powen01 on April 20, 2008, 12:20:31 PM
Quote from: PTanner on April 20, 2008, 12:09:38 PM
Quote from: Kerm on April 20, 2008, 10:43:15 AM
Quote from: RV on April 19, 2008, 05:23:00 PM
Quote from: Kurt Heinrick on April 19, 2008, 05:20:02 PM
Yahoo says Lee got injured. What happened?

Lou said on the postgame he had a strained neck, nothing to worry about, just took him out as a precaution since it was a blowout.

One of the first days at Wrigley when the tank tops were out.  Who can blame him?

I think Derecles has earned himself a flash or two.

From women.

Keep your shirt on - you know who you are.

"If you're a big fat man, I'm a titty fan and I'd love to see your's too..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf80jYNg8Og (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf80jYNg8Og)   NSFW

God Bless redneck chicks.

This one's for Slaky...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R32Ln7YZ6ig&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R32Ln7YZ6ig&feature=related) also NSFW
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: morpheus on April 22, 2008, 11:01:28 AM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on April 11, 2008, 12:26:38 PM
This is my favorites.


These are pretty good, too.



Just came across this one...

(http://www.preppygrams.com/3r879y2ruhg.jpg)

This guy offers "Rickroll-a-grams."  Live Rickrolling.

http://www.preppygrams.com
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Poon on June 20, 2009, 09:38:55 AM
This deserves a bump.  He's been on fire.  14 games this month, hitting .373, 5 homers, 14 RBI.  Well, I guess you can credit Kerry with one of the dingers.  What's he at, like only 2 GIDP's this season I think?
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Eli on June 20, 2009, 09:52:14 AM
Quote from: Poon on June 20, 2009, 09:38:55 AM
What's he at, like only 2 GIDP's this season I think?

Yup, he's got two so far this year.  His flyball percentage is way up from last year (33% to 46%), so his percentage of ground balls has dropped from 45% to 38.5%.  I'd also guess that he's not hitting with as many guys on first as last year, but I'm too lazy to look that up right now.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Poon on June 20, 2009, 10:00:25 AM
Quote from: Eli on June 20, 2009, 09:52:14 AM
Quote from: Poon on June 20, 2009, 09:38:55 AM
What's he at, like only 2 GIDP's this season I think?

Yup, he's got two so far this year.  His flyball percentage is way up from last year (33% to 46%), so his percentage of ground balls has dropped from 45% to 38.5%.  I'd also guess that he's not hitting with as many guys on first as last year, but I'm too lazy to look that up right now.

Checkin situationals.  .316 with no one on, .255 with runners, .240 w/ RISP but .333 w/ RISP - 2 outs.  .500 with bases loaded.  He had a shit April but has really turned it on the last month and a half.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Weebs on June 20, 2009, 01:38:13 PM
I think I can start to love Derrek again.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Tank on June 20, 2009, 02:20:46 PM
Quote from: Weebs on June 20, 2009, 01:38:13 PM
I think I can start to love Derrek again.

I'm sure he's happy to hear it.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Gil Gunderson on June 20, 2009, 08:49:40 PM
Quote from: Tank on June 20, 2009, 02:20:46 PM
Quote from: Weebs on June 20, 2009, 01:38:13 PM
I think I can start to love Derrek again.

I'm sure he's happy to hear it.

There's only a finite amount of love available after the XBOX's portion is expired.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: TDubbs on June 21, 2009, 05:54:43 AM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on June 20, 2009, 08:49:40 PM
Quote from: Tank on June 20, 2009, 02:20:46 PM
Quote from: Weebs on June 20, 2009, 01:38:13 PM
I think I can start to love Derrek again.

I'm sure he's happy to hear it.

There's only a finite amount of love available after the XBOX's portion is expired.

Not to mention your brother probably already loves 98% of him, so there isn't much else left.  Although I'm sure he'd let some of us love his portion for a significantly elevated price.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Tinker to Evers to Chance on July 02, 2009, 08:27:28 PM
Bump.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: SKO on July 02, 2009, 08:29:26 PM
Anyone else here happy (and able to say) that they never called for Micah Hoffpauir to start?
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: hammerman on July 02, 2009, 08:29:52 PM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on July 02, 2009, 08:27:28 PM
Bump.BOOM.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Philberto on July 02, 2009, 09:01:32 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 02, 2009, 08:29:26 PM
Anyone else here happy (and able to say) that they never called for Micah Hoffpauir to start?

Yep.

I was very willing to trade his ass in fantasy but that never happened.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Pre on July 02, 2009, 09:13:30 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 02, 2009, 08:29:26 PM
Anyone else here happy (and able to say) that they never called for Micah Hoffpauir to start?

My love for Micah is strong, but not even I thought he should
start over Lee.  Did anyone not bat shit racistcrazy call for that?
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: CubFaninHydePark on July 02, 2009, 11:47:52 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 02, 2009, 08:29:26 PM
Anyone else here happy (and able to say) that they never called for Micah Hoffpauir to start?

I was all for Lou giving Hoffpauir a few starts ala Fuld over Soriano to get Lee's ass moving, if it got much worse--but Lee turned it around in time.

I'm more excited for Aramis to come back, so the Jake Fox/Hoffpauir LF platoon era can begin.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on July 03, 2009, 06:34:06 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 02, 2009, 08:29:26 PM
Anyone else here happy (and able to say) that they never called for Micah Hoffpauir to start?

I never called for him to start anywhere but DH or Des Moines. So, yep. THIS!
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: RV on July 03, 2009, 09:47:23 AM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on July 02, 2009, 11:47:52 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 02, 2009, 08:29:26 PM
Anyone else here happy (and able to say) that they never called for Micah Hoffpauir to start?

I was all for Lou giving Hoffpauir a few starts ala Fuld over Soriano to get Lee's ass moving, if it got much worse--but Lee turned it around in time.

I'm more excited for Aramis to come back, so the Jake Fox/Hoffpauir LF platoon era can begin.

You and Chuck should start a seminar where you teach people how to be dumb about baseball.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: CubFaninHydePark on July 03, 2009, 02:10:54 PM
Quote from: RV on July 03, 2009, 09:47:23 AM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on July 02, 2009, 11:47:52 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 02, 2009, 08:29:26 PM
Anyone else here happy (and able to say) that they never called for Micah Hoffpauir to start?

I was all for Lou giving Hoffpauir a few starts ala Fuld over Soriano to get Lee's ass moving, if it got much worse--but Lee turned it around in time.

I'm more excited for Aramis to come back, so the Jake Fox/Hoffpauir LF platoon era can begin.

You and Chuck should start a seminar where you teach people how to be dumb about baseball.

And if his numbers aren't significantly better (or are worse--I think this is a possibility) at the end of July?  Play who's performing.  Period.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Eli on July 03, 2009, 05:43:23 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on July 03, 2009, 02:10:54 PM
Quote from: RV on July 03, 2009, 09:47:23 AM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on July 02, 2009, 11:47:52 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 02, 2009, 08:29:26 PM
Anyone else here happy (and able to say) that they never called for Micah Hoffpauir to start?

I was all for Lou giving Hoffpauir a few starts ala Fuld over Soriano to get Lee's ass moving, if it got much worse--but Lee turned it around in time.

I'm more excited for Aramis to come back, so the Jake Fox/Hoffpauir LF platoon era can begin.

You and Chuck should start a seminar where you teach people how to be dumb about baseball.

And if his numbers aren't significantly better (or are worse--I think this is a possibility) at the end of July?  Play who's performing.  Period.

How do you gauge who's performing?  A player's last five at-bats?  10?  20?  1,000? 
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Andy on July 03, 2009, 11:14:26 PM
It's however many at bats Sam Fuld currently has.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Weebs on July 05, 2009, 01:43:19 PM
SPLOOGE!

Lee should hit 6th when Aramis comes back so they can both have some runners on when they're hitting bombs every day.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Kermit, B. on July 06, 2009, 10:41:34 AM
Quote from: Weebs on July 05, 2009, 01:43:19 PM
SPLOOGE!

Lee should hit 6th when Aramis comes back so they can both have some runners on when they're hitting bombs every day stay right where he's at, because he's red-hot.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on July 10, 2009, 03:07:33 PM
MV-LEE!  
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Quality Start Machine on July 10, 2009, 03:27:13 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 10, 2009, 03:07:33 PM
MV-LEE!  

Before you give out any awards, remember the paragon of virtuous drug-free Christian American baseball that is Albert Pujols is putting up Barroid numbers so far this year.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on July 10, 2009, 04:31:01 PM
Quote from: Fork on July 10, 2009, 03:27:13 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 10, 2009, 03:07:33 PM
MV-LEE!  

Before you give out any awards, remember the paragon of virtuous drug-free Christian American baseball that is Albert Pujols is putting up Barroid numbers so far this year.

I've never heard of Albert Pujols but he seems like a big, dumb, phoney mankisser.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Kermit, B. on July 10, 2009, 04:40:08 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 10, 2009, 04:31:01 PM
Quote from: Fork on July 10, 2009, 03:27:13 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 10, 2009, 03:07:33 PM
MV-LEE!  

Before you give out any awards, remember the paragon of virtuous drug-free Christian American baseball that is Albert Pujols is putting up Barroid numbers so far this year.

I've never heard of Albert Pujols but he seems like a big, dumb, phoney mankisser.

I sure wish he would die.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on July 10, 2009, 06:07:16 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on July 10, 2009, 04:40:08 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 10, 2009, 04:31:01 PM
Quote from: Fork on July 10, 2009, 03:27:13 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 10, 2009, 03:07:33 PM
MV-LEE!  

Before you give out any awards, remember the paragon of virtuous drug-free Christian American baseball that is Albert Pujols is putting up Barroid numbers so far this year.

I've never heard of Albert Pujols but he seems like a big, dumb, phoney mankisser.

I sure wish he would get busted for HgH and then die.

THI'd.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Tinker to Evers to Chance on July 16, 2009, 07:31:24 PM
This is why we have sploogefest threads.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Saul Goodman on August 01, 2009, 11:29:33 PM
Bump.  D-Lee, baby.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: air2300 on August 02, 2009, 12:03:55 AM
That was great.  Douchebag marlin fan sitting next to me kept yelling bartman and 1908 to me.  There was nothing better than watching this dude sit down and get quiet.   
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Quality Start Machine on August 03, 2009, 08:50:33 AM
Quote from: air2300 on August 02, 2009, 12:03:55 AM
That was great.  Douchebag marlin fan sitting next to me kept yelling bartman and 1908 to me.  There was nothing better than watching this dude sit down and get quiet.   

You didn't yell "HEE SEOP CHOI!" at him?

FAIL.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Shooter on August 29, 2009, 12:55:53 AM
86 RBIs with various awful, awful hitters batting ahead of him all season.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: CubFaninHydePark on August 29, 2009, 01:52:11 AM
Quote from: Shooter on August 29, 2009, 12:55:53 AM
86 RBIs with various awful, awful hitters batting ahead of him all season.

Bradley, sure...but Theroit and Fukudome have been on base enough to give him chances.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Shooter on August 29, 2009, 02:40:41 AM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on August 29, 2009, 01:52:11 AM
Quote from: Shooter on August 29, 2009, 12:55:53 AM
86 RBIs with various awful, awful hitters batting ahead of him all season.

Bradley, sure...but Theroit and Fukudome have been on base enough to give him chances.

And Soriano?
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: CT III on August 29, 2009, 07:26:46 AM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on August 29, 2009, 01:52:11 AM
Quote from: Shooter on August 29, 2009, 12:55:53 AM
86 RBIs with various awful, awful hitters batting ahead of him all season.

Bradley, sure...but Theroit and Fukudome have been on base enough to give him chances.

Even my Bradley HATE can't stand for such wrongness, the guy's got a .387 OBP.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on August 29, 2009, 09:50:55 AM
Quote from: CT III on August 29, 2009, 07:26:46 AM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on August 29, 2009, 01:52:11 AM
Quote from: Shooter on August 29, 2009, 12:55:53 AM
86 RBIs with various awful, awful hitters batting ahead of him all season.

Bradley, sure...but Theroit and Fukudome have been on base enough to give him chances.

Even my Bradley HATE can't stand for such wrongness, the guy's got a .387 OBP.

Mind-bottling wrongness.

Your 2009 Cubs in OBP (top 20)...

                  OBP    PA
Milton Bradley   .393   407
Aramis Ramirez   .389   229
Kosuke Fukudome  .386   461
Sam Fuld         .377    69
Derrek Lee       .376   432
Tom Gorzelanny   .375     9
Jeff Baker       .369   103
Jake Fox         .345   177
Ryan Theriot     .342   545
Bobby Scales     .333    66
Reed Johnson     .327   166
Koyie Hill       .326   220
Geovany Soto     .322   307
Alfonso Soriano  .305   515
Andres Blanco    .297   106
Mike Fontenot    .294   364
Sean Marshall    .286    15
Micah Hoffpauir  .280   193
Joey Gathright   .267    15
Carlos Zambrano  .259    54


Average NL OBP this season is .332
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: ChuckD on August 29, 2009, 11:35:21 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on August 29, 2009, 09:50:55 AM
Quote from: CT III on August 29, 2009, 07:26:46 AM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on August 29, 2009, 01:52:11 AM
Quote from: Shooter on August 29, 2009, 12:55:53 AM
86 RBIs with various awful, awful hitters batting ahead of him all season.

Bradley, sure...but Theroit and Fukudome have been on base enough to give him chances.

Even my Bradley HATE can't stand for such wrongness, the guy's got a .387 OBP.

Mind-bottling wrongness.

Your 2009 Cubs in OBP (top 20)...

                   OBP    PA
Milton Bradley   .393   407
Aramis Ramirez   .389   229
Kosuke Fukudome  .386   461
Sam Fuld         .377    69
Derrek Lee       .376   432
Tom Gorzelanny   .375     9
Jeff Baker       .369   103
Jake Fox         .345   177
Ryan Theriot     .342   545
Bobby Scales     .333    66
Reed Johnson     .327   166
Koyie Hill       .326   220
Geovany Soto     .322   307
Alfonso Soriano  .305   515
Andres Blanco    .297   106
Mike Fontenot    .294   364
Sean Marshall    .286    15
Micah Hoffpauir  .280   193
Joey Gathright   .267    15
Carlos Zambrano  .259    54


Average NL OBP this season is .332

.262/11/35
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on August 29, 2009, 01:59:24 PM
Batting order splits say that wrongness is even more wronger...

Cubs           OBP    PA
Batting 1st   .326   603
Batting 2nd   .356   586
Total         .337  1189

NL             OBP    PA
Batting 1st   .334  9663
Batting 2nd   .343  9427
Total         .335 19090

Theriot        OBP    PA
Batting 1st   .314   103
Batting 2nd   .337   374
Total         .325   477

Soriano        OBP    PA
Batting 1st   .295   332

Fukudome       OBP    PA
Batting 1st   .437   104
Batting 2nd   .365    85
Total         .402   189

Bradley        OBP    PA
Batting 2nd   .430    80

Johnson        OBP    PA
Batting 1st   .222    36
Batting 2nd   .500     2
Total         .237    38

Fuld           OBP    PA
Batting 1st   .545    22
Batting 2nd   .545    11
Total         .545    33


The Cubs have basically put up a league average on base rate at the top of the order this season.

Theriot and Soriano have both been below average up there (Soriano, of course, significantly below)—while accounting for over half of the PAs—with Fukudome and Bradley picking up much of the slack.

Lee's splits for context...

               PA    H   HR  RBI GDP    BA   OBP   SLG   OPS

Batting 3rd   280   66   12   51   5  .268  .346  .504  .850
Batting 4th   208   60   13   36   2  .333  .418  .611 1.029

Bases Empty   236   62   15   15   0  .295  .373  .571  .944
Men On        256   65   10   72   7  .295  .379  .523  .902
RISP          140   36    9   68   4  .310  .400  .647 1.047

April/March    83   14    1   10   0  .189  .253  .284  .537
May            77   21    4    9   1  .313  .403  .552  .955
June          115   33    6   20   1  .333  .417  .556  .973
July          107   28    9   27   2  .295  .364  .663 1.028
August        110   31    5   21   3  .326  .418  .621 1.039
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Philberto on August 29, 2009, 03:14:31 PM
That just tells me what I already know.. Fuku and Bradley at the top of the order.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: MAD on August 29, 2009, 03:23:40 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on August 29, 2009, 03:14:31 PM
That just tells me what I already know.. Fuku and Bradley at the top of the order.

Lou needs to be beaten with a  metallic version of the annual Prospectus, not just because he's not doing this, but for actually doing it and then inexplicably going away from it.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Kermit, B. on August 30, 2009, 09:50:02 AM
Quote from: MAD on August 29, 2009, 03:23:40 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on August 29, 2009, 03:14:31 PM
That just tells me what I already know.. Fuku and Bradley at the top of the order.

Lou needs to be beaten with a  metallic version of the annual Prospectus, not just because he's not doing this, but for actually doing it and then inexplicably going away from it.

It angers the shit out of my anger that he stopped doing it.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Jon on August 31, 2009, 08:55:14 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on August 30, 2009, 09:50:02 AM
Quote from: MAD on August 29, 2009, 03:23:40 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on August 29, 2009, 03:14:31 PM
That just tells me what I already know.. Fuku and Bradley at the top of the order.

Lou needs to be beaten with a  metallic version of the annual Prospectus, not just because he's not doing this, but for actually doing it and then inexplicably going away from it.

It angers the shit out of my anger that he stopped doing it.

Quote from: The Ending of 'Shoutbox Farm.'And they looked from Mike D to Kermit and from Kermit to Mike D, and no one could tell the difference.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: SKO on August 31, 2009, 09:13:42 AM
Quote from: Jon on August 31, 2009, 08:55:14 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on August 30, 2009, 09:50:02 AM
Quote from: MAD on August 29, 2009, 03:23:40 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on August 29, 2009, 03:14:31 PM
That just tells me what I already know.. Fuku and Bradley at the top of the order.

Lou needs to be beaten with a  metallic version of the annual Prospectus, not just because he's not doing this, but for actually doing it and then inexplicably going away from it.

It angers the shit out of my anger that he stopped doing it.

Quote from: The Ending of 'Shoutbox Farm.'And they looked from Mike D to Kermit and from Kermit to Mike D, and no one could tell the difference.

This season's inspired lots of us to Hueysian levels of ANGER. It's inspired me to complete apathy and focusing on football about a month earlier than usual. It's inspired IAN to root for the Cardinals. These are the times that try mens souls.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: R-V on September 16, 2009, 09:28:31 AM
Can we get back to squirting about Derecles' return to 2005 form? Best OPS in baseball since the All-Star break. (http://espn.go.com/mlb/stats/batting/_/split/182/sort/OPS/order/true/minpa/50) Not bad for a 34 year old a couple years removed from a broken wrist.

I'm still pissed that Hoffpauir isn't starting though. He'd be putting up way better numbers.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Slaky on September 16, 2009, 09:31:58 AM
Quote from: R-V on September 16, 2009, 09:28:31 AM
Can we get back to squirting about Derecles' return to 2005 form? Best OPS in baseball since the All-Star break. (http://espn.go.com/mlb/stats/batting/_/split/182/sort/OPS/order/true/minpa/50) Not bad for a 34 year old a couple years removed from a broken wrist.

I'm still pissed that Hoffpauir isn't starting though. He'd be putting up way better numbers.

Whatever, if you just listened to Steve Stone you would have seen this coming.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Kermit, B. on September 25, 2009, 11:26:47 AM
Injured by his own teammate (http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/mlb/news/story?id=4502934&campaign=rss&source=ESPNHeadlines).  In case you're counting, that's TWO celebration-related injuries on the season.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Slaky on September 25, 2009, 11:49:56 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on September 25, 2009, 11:26:47 AM
Injured by his own teammate (http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/mlb/news/story?id=4502934&campaign=rss&source=ESPNHeadlines).  In case you're counting, that's TWO celebration-related injuries on the season.

There aren't words to describe the level of stupidity it takes to continue rooting for this franchise.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Kermit, B. on September 25, 2009, 11:56:16 AM
Quote from: Trinew: The Boiler on September 25, 2009, 11:49:56 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on September 25, 2009, 11:26:47 AM
Injured by his own teammate (http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/mlb/news/story?id=4502934&campaign=rss&source=ESPNHeadlines).  In case you're counting, that's TWO celebration-related injuries on the season.

There aren't words to describe the level of stupidity it takes to continue rooting for this franchise.

Sure there are.  We're just all too stupid to know them.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Gil Gunderson on September 25, 2009, 11:59:28 AM
Quote from: Trinew: The Boiler on September 25, 2009, 11:49:56 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on September 25, 2009, 11:26:47 AM
Injured by his own teammate (http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/mlb/news/story?id=4502934&campaign=rss&source=ESPNHeadlines).  In case you're counting, that's TWO celebration-related injuries on the season.

There aren't words to describe the level of stupidity it takes to continue rooting for this franchise.

You would say retarded, but I think that gives actual retards a bad name.

I think we are at around Neanderthal levels of intelligence.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: BH on September 25, 2009, 11:59:50 AM
Quote from: Trinew: The Boiler on September 25, 2009, 11:49:56 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on September 25, 2009, 11:26:47 AM
Injured by his own teammate (http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/mlb/news/story?id=4502934&campaign=rss&source=ESPNHeadlines).  In case you're counting, that's TWO celebration-related injuries on the season.

There aren't words to describe the level of stupidity it takes to continue rooting for this franchise.

The article didn't mention it, but I'm assuming Guzman's right arm tore off?
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: oog on September 25, 2009, 12:08:32 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on September 25, 2009, 11:59:28 AM
Quote from: Trinew: The Boiler on September 25, 2009, 11:49:56 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on September 25, 2009, 11:26:47 AM
Injured by his own teammate (http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/mlb/news/story?id=4502934&campaign=rss&source=ESPNHeadlines).  In case you're counting, that's TWO celebration-related injuries on the season.

There aren't words to describe the level of stupidity it takes to continue rooting for this franchise.

You would say retarded, but I think that gives actual retards a bad name.

I think we are at around Neanderthal levels of intelligence.

fuck you
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Gil Gunderson on September 25, 2009, 12:35:11 PM
Quote from: oog on September 25, 2009, 12:08:32 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on September 25, 2009, 11:59:28 AM
Quote from: Trinew: The Boiler on September 25, 2009, 11:49:56 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on September 25, 2009, 11:26:47 AM
Injured by his own teammate (http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/mlb/news/story?id=4502934&campaign=rss&source=ESPNHeadlines).  In case you're counting, that's TWO celebration-related injuries on the season.

There aren't words to describe the level of stupidity it takes to continue rooting for this franchise.

You would say retarded, but I think that gives actual retards a bad name.

I think we are at around Neanderthal levels of intelligence.

fuck you

Apologies.  Cro Magnon, I should have said.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Ghost of Dave Rosello on September 25, 2009, 12:55:18 PM
Quote from: BH on September 25, 2009, 11:59:50 AM
Quote from: Trinew: The Boiler on September 25, 2009, 11:49:56 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on September 25, 2009, 11:26:47 AM
Injured by his own teammate (http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/mlb/news/story?id=4502934&campaign=rss&source=ESPNHeadlines).  In case you're counting, that's TWO celebration-related injuries on the season.

There aren't words to describe the level of stupidity it takes to continue rooting for this franchise.

The article didn't mention it, but I'm assuming Guzman's right arm tore off?

Isn't that why they shut him down to begin with? Or was that Harden? I can't remember.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: CT III on September 25, 2009, 06:10:34 PM
Quote from: Ghost of Dave Rosello on September 25, 2009, 12:55:18 PM
Quote from: BH on September 25, 2009, 11:59:50 AM
Quote from: Trinew: The Boiler on September 25, 2009, 11:49:56 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on September 25, 2009, 11:26:47 AM
Injured by his own teammate (http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/mlb/news/story?id=4502934&campaign=rss&source=ESPNHeadlines).  In case you're counting, that's TWO celebration-related injuries on the season.

There aren't words to describe the level of stupidity it takes to continue rooting for this franchise.

The article didn't mention it, but I'm assuming Guzman's right arm tore off?

Isn't that why they shut him down to begin with? Or was that Harden? I can't remember.

I thought Harden shut himself down, under advisement from from Derrek Bell.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: thehawk on April 25, 2010, 02:18:16 PM
Bump for a HR that reminded me of Sosa at the Home Run Derby in Beertown.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: SKO on April 25, 2010, 02:18:40 PM
Quote from: CT III on September 25, 2009, 06:10:34 PM
Quote from: Ghost of Dave Rosello on September 25, 2009, 12:55:18 PM
Quote from: BH on September 25, 2009, 11:59:50 AM
Quote from: Trinew: The Boiler on September 25, 2009, 11:49:56 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on September 25, 2009, 11:26:47 AM
Injured by his own teammate (http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/mlb/news/story?id=4502934&campaign=rss&source=ESPNHeadlines).  In case you're counting, that's TWO celebration-related injuries on the season.

There aren't words to describe the level of stupidity it takes to continue rooting for this franchise.

The article didn't mention it, but I'm assuming Guzman's right arm tore off?

Isn't that why they shut him down to begin with? Or was that Harden? I can't remember.

I thought Harden shut himself down, under advisement from from Derrek Bell.

BUMP. How has this been dormant all year? He's been in a mini-slump but a good April overall.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Slaky on April 25, 2010, 02:19:14 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 25, 2010, 02:18:40 PM
Quote from: CT III on September 25, 2009, 06:10:34 PM
Quote from: Ghost of Dave Rosello on September 25, 2009, 12:55:18 PM
Quote from: BH on September 25, 2009, 11:59:50 AM
Quote from: Trinew: The Boiler on September 25, 2009, 11:49:56 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on September 25, 2009, 11:26:47 AM
Injured by his own teammate (http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/mlb/news/story?id=4502934&campaign=rss&source=ESPNHeadlines).  In case you're counting, that's TWO celebration-related injuries on the season.

There aren't words to describe the level of stupidity it takes to continue rooting for this franchise.

The article didn't mention it, but I'm assuming Guzman's right arm tore off?

Isn't that why they shut him down to begin with? Or was that Harden? I can't remember.

I thought Harden shut himself down, under advisement from from Derrek Bell.

BUMP. How has this been dormant all year? He's been in a mini-slump but a good April overall.

Because he's been 4 his last 30 or something.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: SKO on April 25, 2010, 02:21:04 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 25, 2010, 02:19:14 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 25, 2010, 02:18:40 PM
Quote from: CT III on September 25, 2009, 06:10:34 PM
Quote from: Ghost of Dave Rosello on September 25, 2009, 12:55:18 PM
Quote from: BH on September 25, 2009, 11:59:50 AM
Quote from: Trinew: The Boiler on September 25, 2009, 11:49:56 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on September 25, 2009, 11:26:47 AM
Injured by his own teammate (http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/mlb/news/story?id=4502934&campaign=rss&source=ESPNHeadlines).  In case you're counting, that's TWO celebration-related injuries on the season.

There aren't words to describe the level of stupidity it takes to continue rooting for this franchise.

The article didn't mention it, but I'm assuming Guzman's right arm tore off?

Isn't that why they shut him down to begin with? Or was that Harden? I can't remember.

I thought Harden shut himself down, under advisement from from Derrek Bell.

BUMP. How has this been dormant all year? He's been in a mini-slump but a good April overall.

Because he's been 4 his last 30 or something.

Are you suggesting we start MICAHW HOAUFPOWER?
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Yeti on April 25, 2010, 02:23:15 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 25, 2010, 02:21:04 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 25, 2010, 02:19:14 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 25, 2010, 02:18:40 PM
Quote from: CT III on September 25, 2009, 06:10:34 PM
Quote from: Ghost of Dave Rosello on September 25, 2009, 12:55:18 PM
Quote from: BH on September 25, 2009, 11:59:50 AM
Quote from: Trinew: The Boiler on September 25, 2009, 11:49:56 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on September 25, 2009, 11:26:47 AM
Injured by his own teammate (http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/mlb/news/story?id=4502934&campaign=rss&source=ESPNHeadlines).  In case you're counting, that's TWO celebration-related injuries on the season.

There aren't words to describe the level of stupidity it takes to continue rooting for this franchise.

The article didn't mention it, but I'm assuming Guzman's right arm tore off?

Isn't that why they shut him down to begin with? Or was that Harden? I can't remember.

I thought Harden shut himself down, under advisement from from Derrek Bell.

BUMP. How has this been dormant all year? He's been in a mini-slump but a good April overall.

Because he's been 4 his last 30 or something.

Are you suggesting we start MICAHW HOAUFPOWER?

Micah's right were you want him. You want your best players in reserve so you can use him WHEN IT MATTERS, IDITO
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Tinker to Evers to Chance on April 25, 2010, 02:24:42 PM
Quote from: Yeti on April 25, 2010, 02:23:15 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 25, 2010, 02:21:04 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 25, 2010, 02:19:14 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 25, 2010, 02:18:40 PM
Quote from: CT III on September 25, 2009, 06:10:34 PM
Quote from: Ghost of Dave Rosello on September 25, 2009, 12:55:18 PM
Quote from: BH on September 25, 2009, 11:59:50 AM
Quote from: Trinew: The Boiler on September 25, 2009, 11:49:56 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on September 25, 2009, 11:26:47 AM
Injured by his own teammate (http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/mlb/news/story?id=4502934&campaign=rss&source=ESPNHeadlines).  In case you're counting, that's TWO celebration-related injuries on the season.

There aren't words to describe the level of stupidity it takes to continue rooting for this franchise.

The article didn't mention it, but I'm assuming Guzman's right arm tore off?

Isn't that why they shut him down to begin with? Or was that Harden? I can't remember.

I thought Harden shut himself down, under advisement from from Derrek Bell.

BUMP. How has this been dormant all year? He's been in a mini-slump but a good April overall.

Because he's been 4 his last 30 or something.

Are you suggesting we start MICAHW HOAUFPOWER?

Micah's right were you want him. You want your best players in reserve so you can use him WHEN IT MATTERS, IDITO

So, he's the critical piece of the Cubs SNEAK ATTACK?

These guys are brilliant.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on April 25, 2010, 02:34:02 PM
This Brewer pitching staff is one for the history books. I can't wait to see the monster numbers they put up. FUNGFUNGFUNG!!!!!
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: SKO on April 25, 2010, 02:35:13 PM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on April 25, 2010, 02:24:42 PM
Quote from: Yeti on April 25, 2010, 02:23:15 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 25, 2010, 02:21:04 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 25, 2010, 02:19:14 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 25, 2010, 02:18:40 PM
Quote from: CT III on September 25, 2009, 06:10:34 PM
Quote from: Ghost of Dave Rosello on September 25, 2009, 12:55:18 PM
Quote from: BH on September 25, 2009, 11:59:50 AM
Quote from: Trinew: The Boiler on September 25, 2009, 11:49:56 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on September 25, 2009, 11:26:47 AM
Injured by his own teammate (http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/mlb/news/story?id=4502934&campaign=rss&source=ESPNHeadlines).  In case you're counting, that's TWO celebration-related injuries on the season.

There aren't words to describe the level of stupidity it takes to continue rooting for this franchise.

The article didn't mention it, but I'm assuming Guzman's right arm tore off?

Isn't that why they shut him down to begin with? Or was that Harden? I can't remember.

I thought Harden shut himself down, under advisement from from Derrek Bell.

BUMP. How has this been dormant all year? He's been in a mini-slump but a good April overall.

Because he's been 4 his last 30 or something.

Are you suggesting we start MICAHW HOAUFPOWER?

Micah's right were you want him. You want your best players in reserve so you can use him WHEN IT MATTERS, IDITO

So, he's the critical piece of the Cubs SNEAK ATTACK?

These guys are brilliant.

His .687 OPS at Iowa has lulled the entire league into a false sense of security. The Cubs will string along around .500 until the All Star Break, at which point they reveal the 50 Theriot Roster. They form into a Voltron like being which MICHAWH HOUFPOAEER pilots.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on April 25, 2010, 02:54:48 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 25, 2010, 02:35:13 PM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on April 25, 2010, 02:24:42 PM
Quote from: Yeti on April 25, 2010, 02:23:15 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 25, 2010, 02:21:04 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 25, 2010, 02:19:14 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 25, 2010, 02:18:40 PM
Quote from: CT III on September 25, 2009, 06:10:34 PM
Quote from: Ghost of Dave Rosello on September 25, 2009, 12:55:18 PM
Quote from: BH on September 25, 2009, 11:59:50 AM
Quote from: Trinew: The Boiler on September 25, 2009, 11:49:56 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on September 25, 2009, 11:26:47 AM
Injured by his own teammate (http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/mlb/news/story?id=4502934&campaign=rss&source=ESPNHeadlines).  In case you're counting, that's TWO celebration-related injuries on the season.

There aren't words to describe the level of stupidity it takes to continue rooting for this franchise.

The article didn't mention it, but I'm assuming Guzman's right arm tore off?

Isn't that why they shut him down to begin with? Or was that Harden? I can't remember.

I thought Harden shut himself down, under advisement from from Derrek Bell.

BUMP. How has this been dormant all year? He's been in a mini-slump but a good April overall.

Because he's been 4 his last 30 or something.

Are you suggesting we start MICAHW HOAUFPOWER?

Micah's right were you want him. You want your best players in reserve so you can use him WHEN IT MATTERS, IDITO

So, he's the critical piece of the Cubs SNEAK ATTACK?

These guys are brilliant.

His .687 OPS at Iowa has lulled the entire league into a false sense of security. The Cubs will string along around .500 until the All Star Break, at which point they reveal the 50 Theriot Roster. They form into a Voltron like being which MICHAWH HOUFPOAEER pilots.

They form like Voltron and Poofpower happens to be the head.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: CT III on April 25, 2010, 03:19:29 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 25, 2010, 02:35:13 PM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on April 25, 2010, 02:24:42 PM
Quote from: Yeti on April 25, 2010, 02:23:15 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 25, 2010, 02:21:04 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 25, 2010, 02:19:14 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 25, 2010, 02:18:40 PM
Quote from: CT III on September 25, 2009, 06:10:34 PM
Quote from: Ghost of Dave Rosello on September 25, 2009, 12:55:18 PM
Quote from: BH on September 25, 2009, 11:59:50 AM
Quote from: Trinew: The Boiler on September 25, 2009, 11:49:56 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on September 25, 2009, 11:26:47 AM
Injured by his own teammate (http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/mlb/news/story?id=4502934&campaign=rss&source=ESPNHeadlines).  In case you're counting, that's TWO celebration-related injuries on the season.

There aren't words to describe the level of stupidity it takes to continue rooting for this franchise.

The article didn't mention it, but I'm assuming Guzman's right arm tore off?

Isn't that why they shut him down to begin with? Or was that Harden? I can't remember.

I thought Harden shut himself down, under advisement from from Derrek Bell.

BUMP. How has this been dormant all year? He's been in a mini-slump but a good April overall.

Because he's been 4 his last 30 or something.

Are you suggesting we start MICAHW HOAUFPOWER?

Micah's right were you want him. You want your best players in reserve so you can use him WHEN IT MATTERS, IDITO

So, he's the critical piece of the Cubs SNEAK ATTACK?

These guys are brilliant.

His .687 OPS at Iowa has lulled the entire league into a false sense of security. The Cubs will string along around .500 until the All Star Break, at which point they reveal the 50 Theriot Roster. They form into a Voltron like being which MICHAWH HOUFPOAEER pilots.

Of course he's not hitting in Iowa, the kid already proved he can hit in the majors, and now the Cubs send him down and wreck his confidence, instead of doing the smart thing and trading
Lee to open up a spot for him.  Another 30 year old prospect, ruined.

Nice choice, Jim.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Andy on April 25, 2010, 06:06:59 PM
Off topic, but it's my site so go screw.

The Brewers had just come off a three gamer in Pissburgh where they outscored the Pirates 36-1.  Then they came home and dumped three to the Cubs 25-4.  I can't wait for the Cubs to hang 40 on the Pirates May 4.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on April 25, 2010, 07:04:10 PM
Quote from: Andy on April 25, 2010, 06:06:59 PM
Off topic, but it's my site so go screw.

The Brewers had just come off a three gamer in Pissburgh where they outscored the Pirates 36-1.  Then they came home and dumped three to the Cubs 25-4.  I can't wait for the Cubs to hang 40 on the Pirates May 4.

I think this belongs in the extremely nascent "Save some fucking runs for tomorrow thread."
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Waco Kid on April 25, 2010, 07:07:52 PM
Quote from: Andy on April 25, 2010, 06:06:59 PM
Off topic, but it's my site so go screw.

The Brewers had just come off a three gamer in Pissburgh where they outscored the Pirates 36-1.  Then they came home and dumped three to the Cubs 25-4.  I can't wait for the Cubs to hang 40 on the Pirates May 4.

Right next to the definition of suck in Webster's Dictionary are pictures of the Brewers pitching staff.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on April 25, 2010, 07:45:47 PM
Quote from: Waco Kid on April 25, 2010, 07:07:52 PM
Quote from: Andy on April 25, 2010, 06:06:59 PM
Off topic, but it's my site so go screw.

The Brewers had just come off a three gamer in Pissburgh where they outscored the Pirates 36-1.  Then they came home and dumped three to the Cubs 25-4.  I can't wait for the Cubs to hang 40 on the Pirates May 4.

Right next to the definition of suck in Webster's Dictionary are pictures of the Brewers pitching staff.

Who needs Turdthrow when you've got LaBlow. Also: Dave Bush, Jeff Suppan, Doug Davis and Randy Wolfe? How many fifth starters do they need to roster?
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on April 26, 2010, 07:40:49 AM
Quote from: Andy on April 25, 2010, 06:06:59 PM
Off topic, but it's my site so go screw.

The Brewers had just come off a three gamer in Pissburgh where they outscored the Pirates 36-1.  Then they came home and dumped three to the Cubs 25-4.  I can't wait for the Cubs to hang 40 on the Pirates May 4.

Over/under on the opposite happening?
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Tinker to Evers to Chance on April 26, 2010, 10:15:47 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 26, 2010, 07:40:49 AM
Quote from: Andy on April 25, 2010, 06:06:59 PM
Off topic, but it's my site so go screw.

The Brewers had just come off a three gamer in Pissburgh where they outscored the Pirates 36-1.  Then they came home and dumped three to the Cubs 25-4.  I can't wait for the Cubs to hang 40 on the Pirates May 4.

Over/under on the opposite happening?

Um....seven?
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Kermit IV on April 26, 2010, 01:16:40 PM
Dave Bush and Jeff Suppan are both on my Neifiball staff.

Nice choices, me.

Seriously.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: PenPho on July 14, 2010, 03:11:44 PM
Would be willing to waive his no-trade clause. (http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/MLB-latest-news-from-July-070110)

Make it hai, Jim.

Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on July 14, 2010, 03:17:39 PM
Rumors that I've heard on MLB Network and other places like Rotoworld have mentioned the Angels willing to part with Mike Napoli.  He's a catcher that can play first.  Is that a fit?
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on July 14, 2010, 03:30:38 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 14, 2010, 03:17:39 PM
Rumors that I've heard on MLB Network and other places like Rotoworld have mentioned the Angels willing to part with Mike Napoli.  He's a catcher that can play first.  Is that a fit?

I doubt the Cubs would get anybody with a pulse for Lee. If they rob somebody of a hidden gem of a prospect like Mike Fontenot or Jose Ascanio I'd take it.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Eli on July 14, 2010, 03:39:02 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 14, 2010, 03:17:39 PM
Rumors that I've heard on MLB Network and other places like Rotoworld have mentioned the Angels willing to part with Mike Napoli.  He's a catcher that can play first.  Is that a fit?

Not really.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Oleg on July 14, 2010, 03:53:54 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 14, 2010, 03:30:38 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 14, 2010, 03:17:39 PM
Rumors that I've heard on MLB Network and other places like Rotoworld have mentioned the Angels willing to part with Mike Napoli.  He's a catcher that can play first.  Is that a fit?

I doubt the Cubs would get anybody with a pulse for Lee. If they rob somebody of a hidden gem of a prospect like Mike Fontenot or Jose Ascanio I'd take it.

You're wrong.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Slaky on July 14, 2010, 03:56:20 PM
I'm sure they can manage to fuck this up. Hopefully something of value comes back in the form of a position player. Whether the player is a few years away or not, I don't care. The Cubs are a few hundred years away anyway.

I just really want to see Derrek Lee traded.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Oleg on July 14, 2010, 03:56:58 PM
Quote from: Eli on July 14, 2010, 03:39:02 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 14, 2010, 03:17:39 PM
Rumors that I've heard on MLB Network and other places like Rotoworld have mentioned the Angels willing to part with Mike Napoli.  He's a catcher that can play first.  Is that a fit?

Not really.

How about Brandon Wood?  Is he still a prospect?
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Slaky on July 14, 2010, 03:58:15 PM
Quote from: Oleg on July 14, 2010, 03:56:58 PM
Quote from: Eli on July 14, 2010, 03:39:02 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 14, 2010, 03:17:39 PM
Rumors that I've heard on MLB Network and other places like Rotoworld have mentioned the Angels willing to part with Mike Napoli.  He's a catcher that can play first.  Is that a fit?

Not really.

How about Brandon Wood?  Is he still a prospect?

Hasn't he been injured/terrible for a while now?
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on July 14, 2010, 04:02:34 PM
Quote from: Oleg on July 14, 2010, 03:53:54 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 14, 2010, 03:30:38 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 14, 2010, 03:17:39 PM
Rumors that I've heard on MLB Network and other places like Rotoworld have mentioned the Angels willing to part with Mike Napoli.  He's a catcher that can play first.  Is that a fit?

I doubt the Cubs would get anybody with a pulse for Lee. If they rob somebody of a hidden gem of a prospect like Mike Fontenot or Jose Ascanio I'd take it.

You're wrong.

You're right. They'll probably get a really good player in return for 35-year-old first baseman with a bad back, slow bat and rapidly deteriorating skills.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: CT III on July 14, 2010, 04:10:42 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 14, 2010, 04:02:34 PM
Quote from: Oleg on July 14, 2010, 03:53:54 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 14, 2010, 03:30:38 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 14, 2010, 03:17:39 PM
Rumors that I've heard on MLB Network and other places like Rotoworld have mentioned the Angels willing to part with Mike Napoli.  He's a catcher that can play first.  Is that a fit?

I doubt the Cubs would get anybody with a pulse for Lee. If they rob somebody of a hidden gem of a prospect like Mike Fontenot or Jose Ascanio I'd take it.

You're wrong.

You're right. They'll probably get a really good player in return for 35-year-old first baseman with a bad back, slow bat and rapidly deteriorating skills.

I'll take Mark Prior.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Slaky on July 14, 2010, 04:15:52 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 14, 2010, 04:02:34 PM
Quote from: Oleg on July 14, 2010, 03:53:54 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 14, 2010, 03:30:38 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 14, 2010, 03:17:39 PM
Rumors that I've heard on MLB Network and other places like Rotoworld have mentioned the Angels willing to part with Mike Napoli.  He's a catcher that can play first.  Is that a fit?

I doubt the Cubs would get anybody with a pulse for Lee. If they rob somebody of a hidden gem of a prospect like Mike Fontenot or Jose Ascanio I'd take it.

You're wrong.

You're right. They'll probably get a really good player in return for 35-year-old first baseman with a bad back, slow bat and rapidly deteriorating skills.

Like Brandon Wood.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: BH on July 14, 2010, 04:22:34 PM
Lee, Theriot and the Shark for Jered Weaver.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Slaky on July 14, 2010, 05:06:28 PM
Quote from: BH on July 14, 2010, 04:22:34 PM
Lee, Theriot and the Shark for Jered Weaver.

TWEET THAT
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Saul Goodman on July 14, 2010, 05:43:57 PM
Quote from: Slaky on July 14, 2010, 05:06:28 PM
Quote from: BH on July 14, 2010, 04:22:34 PM
Lee, Theriot and the Shark for Jered Weaver.

TWEET THAT

I miss Conan's TWITTER TRACKER.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Canadouche on July 14, 2010, 05:47:16 PM
I hear the Padres have a serious interest in Lee ... if Hendry throws in Bobby Scales, the Cubs might be able to nab Adrian Gonzalez. 
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Saul Goodman on July 14, 2010, 05:49:52 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on July 14, 2010, 05:47:16 PM
I hear the Padres have a serious interest in Lee ... if Hendry throws in Bobby Scales, the Cubs might be able to nab Adrian Gonzalez. 

Unfortunately, Scales' lifetime full no-trade clause might be a problem.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: PenPho on July 14, 2010, 06:14:42 PM
Quote from: Night Man on July 14, 2010, 05:49:52 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on July 14, 2010, 05:47:16 PM
I hear the Padres have a serious interest in Lee ... if Hendry throws in Bobby Scales, the Cubs might be able to nab Adrian Gonzalez. 

Unfortunately, Scales' lifetime full no-trade clause might be a problem.

I enjoyed this.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Bort on July 14, 2010, 10:01:05 PM
Quote from: PenPho on July 14, 2010, 06:14:42 PM
Quote from: Night Man on July 14, 2010, 05:49:52 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on July 14, 2010, 05:47:16 PM
I hear the Padres have a serious interest in Lee ... if Hendry throws in Bobby Scales, the Cubs might be able to nab Adrian Gonzalez. 

Unfortunately, Scales' lifetime full no-trade clause might be a problem.

I enjoyed this.

There was humor in it.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: CBStew on July 14, 2010, 11:31:01 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on July 14, 2010, 05:47:16 PM
I hear the Padres have a serious interest in Lee ... if Hendry throws in Bobby Scales, the Cubs might be able to nab Adrian Gonzalez. 

In a couple of years the Giants will be interested in Lee.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Canadouche on July 15, 2010, 11:27:02 AM
Quote from: Night Man on July 14, 2010, 05:49:52 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on July 14, 2010, 05:47:16 PM
I hear the Padres have a serious interest in Lee ... if Hendry throws in Bobby Scales, the Cubs might be able to nab Adrian Gonzalez. 

Unfortunately, Scales' lifetime full no-trade clause might be a problem.

Fuck.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: PenPho on July 28, 2010, 01:47:46 PM
Jayson Stark tweeted (http://twitter.com/jaysonst/status/19594001024) his suspicions about this a week or so ago, but...fuck. (http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/mlb/news/story?id=5417150)
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on July 28, 2010, 01:57:53 PM
Quote from: PenPho on July 28, 2010, 01:47:46 PM
Jayson Stark tweeted (http://twitter.com/jaysonst/status/19594001024) his suspicions about this a week or so ago, but...fuck. (http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/mlb/news/story?id=5417150)

Here's how I'll always remember Derrek Lee:

(http://www.fantasysportshero.com/fantasy/baseball/derrek-lee/derrek-lee.jpg)
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: PenPho on July 28, 2010, 02:04:08 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on July 28, 2010, 01:57:53 PM
Quote from: PenPho on July 28, 2010, 01:47:46 PM
Jayson Stark tweeted (http://twitter.com/jaysonst/status/19594001024) his suspicions about this a week or so ago, but...fuck. (http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/mlb/news/story?id=5417150)

Here's how I'll always remember Derrek Lee:

(http://www.fantasysportshero.com/fantasy/baseball/derrek-lee/derrek-lee.jpg)

Ah, but that fails to take into account:

(http://i28.tinypic.com/1z20q6p.jpg)
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Slaky on July 28, 2010, 02:10:19 PM
Fuck Derrek Lee.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on July 28, 2010, 02:40:06 PM
QuoteIf Derrek's not one of your all-time favorite Cubs, then you're a dick.

I'm a dick.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Eli on July 28, 2010, 02:47:46 PM
Quote from: Slaky on July 28, 2010, 02:10:19 PM
Fuck Derrek Lee.

Yeah, agreed.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: SKO on July 28, 2010, 02:51:31 PM
Sigh. Why, Derrek? Why?
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Saul Goodman on July 28, 2010, 03:03:10 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 28, 2010, 02:51:31 PM
Sigh. Why, Derrek? Why?

The Kubbiez need him for the KOMBACK!

QuoteLee, who will be a free agent after this season, is batting .248 with 11 home runs and 44 RBIs, well off his usual pace. In 17 games since July 6, he is hitting .333 with 17 runs, seven doubles, one homer and eight RBIs.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Brownie on July 28, 2010, 03:05:18 PM
Ah, yes. And Fred McGriff (que Fork in 5,4,3,2...) wanted to stay in Tampa. How'd that work out for everyone?

Sure, he wants to stay here. He has a no trade clause built into the contract. He has a no trade clause as well from the CBA. But what he has is some power. Arte Moreno better start stacking some cheddar for DLee. All desperate owners do.

I predict:

1) Ryan Theriot, Derrek Lee, Carlos Silva, Ryan Dempster, Kosuke and Marlon Byrd will all have new mailing addresses next week.

2) Ted Lilly can still bury the bodies on the old Yum Yum Donuts site.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: fiveouts on July 28, 2010, 03:12:50 PM
I heard last week that Hendry has been doing the asskiss of the century over the last month or so--that he's been telling anyone willing to listen that he didn't want to sign those huge deals for Soriano, Z, et. al., but that the Tribune company made him do it.  Apparently, its been borderline embarrassing.  Now he comes out and says "don't blame me, Derrek doesn't want to move and he has those 10/5 rights, you know." 

Given that he's never said anything about player movement before and has never been willing to throw players under the bus, is this announcement by Hendry just another notch in his "honest man, none of this is my fault!" routine? 
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Yeti on July 28, 2010, 03:17:45 PM
Quote from: Brownie on July 28, 2010, 03:05:18 PM
I predict:

1) Ryan Theriot, Derrek Lee, Carlos Silva, Ryan Dempster, Kosuke and Marlon Byrd will all have new mailing addresses next week.


Finally, Good, Probably not, ok, please, and why?

(EDIT: Changed stance on Dempster. Numbers have been progressively worse from 08-10)
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Gilgamesh on July 28, 2010, 03:21:39 PM
Quote from: Yeti on July 28, 2010, 03:17:45 PM
Quote from: Brownie on July 28, 2010, 03:05:18 PM
I predict:

1) Ryan Theriot, Derrek Lee, Carlos Silva, Ryan Dempster, Kosuke and Marlon Byrd will all have new mailing addresses next week.


Finally, Good, Probably not, ok, please, and why?

(EDIT: Changed stance on Dempster. Numbers have been progressively worse from 08-10)

I hope TJ hasn't caught a case of the BC.

GET THAT CRAYON OUT!!!!
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Slaky on July 28, 2010, 03:35:12 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 28, 2010, 03:21:39 PM
Quote from: Yeti on July 28, 2010, 03:17:45 PM
Quote from: Brownie on July 28, 2010, 03:05:18 PM
I predict:

1) Ryan Theriot, Derrek Lee, Carlos Silva, Ryan Dempster, Kosuke and Marlon Byrd will all have new mailing addresses next week.


Finally, Good, Probably not, ok, please, and why?

(EDIT: Changed stance on Dempster. Numbers have been progressively worse from 08-10)

I hope TJ hasn't caught a case of the BC.

GET THAT CRAYON OUT!!!!

I've got a case of warm Dr. Pepper in my trunk.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Saul Goodman on August 18, 2010, 04:42:26 PM
The three prospects the Cubs get, all pitchers:

RHP Robinson Lopez (http://www.baseball-reference.com/minors/player.cgi?utm_source=direct&utm_medium=linker&utm_campaign=Linker&id=lopez-006rob)

RHP Tyrelle Harris (http://www.baseball-reference.com/minors/player.cgi?utm_source=direct&utm_medium=linker&utm_campaign=Linker&id=harris002tyr)

LHP Jeffrey HAIRSTON Lorick (http://www.baseball-reference.com/minors/player.cgi?utm_source=direct&utm_medium=linker&utm_campaign=Linker&id=lorick001jef)
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Eli on August 18, 2010, 04:46:39 PM
Quote from: Night Man on August 18, 2010, 04:42:26 PM
The three prospects the Cubs get, all pitchers:

RHP Robinson Lopez (http://www.baseball-reference.com/minors/player.cgi?utm_source=direct&utm_medium=linker&utm_campaign=Linker&id=lopez-006rob)

RHP Tyrelle Harris (http://www.baseball-reference.com/minors/player.cgi?utm_source=direct&utm_medium=linker&utm_campaign=Linker&id=harris002tyr)

LHP Jeffrey HAIRSTON Lorick (http://www.baseball-reference.com/minors/player.cgi?utm_source=direct&utm_medium=linker&utm_campaign=Linker&id=lorick001jef)

I don't know why Jim Hendry never trades for hitters.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on August 18, 2010, 04:48:35 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 18, 2010, 04:46:39 PM
Quote from: Night Man on August 18, 2010, 04:42:26 PM
The three prospects the Cubs get, all pitchers:

RHP Robinson Lopez (http://www.baseball-reference.com/minors/player.cgi?utm_source=direct&utm_medium=linker&utm_campaign=Linker&id=lopez-006rob)

RHP Tyrelle Harris (http://www.baseball-reference.com/minors/player.cgi?utm_source=direct&utm_medium=linker&utm_campaign=Linker&id=harris002tyr)

LHP Jeffrey HAIRSTON Lorick (http://www.baseball-reference.com/minors/player.cgi?utm_source=direct&utm_medium=linker&utm_campaign=Linker&id=lorick001jef)

I don't know why Jim Hendry never trades for hitters.

I think he traded Fontenot for one like a week ago and they also got DeWitt. So by never you must have meant this week or whatever.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Saul Goodman on August 18, 2010, 04:51:01 PM
From Mark Bowman's MLB.com story:

QuoteThe Braves didn't have to part ways with Julio Teheran, Mike Minor or any of the other young pitchers that they consider to be in their "elite prospect" category, as they sent right-handed pitchers Robinson Lopez and Tyrelle Harris and left-handed pitcher Jeffrey Lorick to Chicago.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on August 18, 2010, 04:51:19 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 18, 2010, 04:46:39 PM
I don't know why Jim Hendry never trades for hitters.

You mean like when he traded for Derrek Lee?
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Eli on August 18, 2010, 04:51:58 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on August 18, 2010, 04:51:19 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 18, 2010, 04:46:39 PM
I don't know why Jim Hendry never trades for hitters.

You mean like when he traded for Derrek Lee?

Good post, Chuck.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Armchair_QB on August 18, 2010, 04:56:46 PM
ADAM DUNN!!!!!!
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: PenPho on August 18, 2010, 05:07:06 PM
Quote from: Night Man on August 18, 2010, 04:51:01 PM
From Mark Bowman's MLB.com story:

QuoteThe Braves didn't have to part ways with Julio Teheran, Mike Minor or any of the other young pitchers that they consider to be in their "elite prospect" category, as they sent right-handed pitchers Robinson Lopez and Tyrelle Harris and left-handed pitcher Jeffrey Lorick to Chicago.

I can't believe the Braves didn't part with any of their top prospects for a month of a half of Derrek Lee with a gimpy back.

Mike Minor is in their current starting rotation for Atheismo's sake.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Yeti on August 18, 2010, 05:14:03 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 18, 2010, 04:46:39 PM
Quote from: Night Man on August 18, 2010, 04:42:26 PM
The three prospects the Cubs get, all pitchers:

RHP Robinson Lopez (http://www.baseball-reference.com/minors/player.cgi?utm_source=direct&utm_medium=linker&utm_campaign=Linker&id=lopez-006rob)

RHP Tyrelle Harris (http://www.baseball-reference.com/minors/player.cgi?utm_source=direct&utm_medium=linker&utm_campaign=Linker&id=harris002tyr)

LHP Jeffrey HAIRSTON Lorick (http://www.baseball-reference.com/minors/player.cgi?utm_source=direct&utm_medium=linker&utm_campaign=Linker&id=lorick001jef)

I don't know why Jim Hendry never trades for hitters.

Trades for pitchers are underwhelming
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Saul Goodman on August 18, 2010, 05:17:50 PM
Quote from: PenPho on August 18, 2010, 05:07:06 PM
Quote from: Night Man on August 18, 2010, 04:51:01 PM
From Mark Bowman's MLB.com story:

QuoteThe Braves didn't have to part ways with Julio Teheran, Mike Minor or any of the other young pitchers that they consider to be in their "elite prospect" category, as they sent right-handed pitchers Robinson Lopez and Tyrelle Harris and left-handed pitcher Jeffrey Lorick to Chicago.

I can't believe the Braves didn't part with any of their top prospects for a month of a half of Derrek Lee with a gimpy back.

Mike Minor is in their current starting rotation for Atheismo's sake.

Bowman must have this idea in his head that Cubs fans have unrealistic expectations in trades.  How odd. (http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2008/10/20/637547/building-a-cubs-champion-i)
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Saul Goodman on August 18, 2010, 05:21:26 PM
DPD for a scouting report on future White Sox pitcher Robinson Lopez after the Cubs trade him for JAY KPEEVIE (http://scoutingthesally.com/2010/08/scouting-report-robinson-lopez-p-atlanta-braves/)
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Yeti on August 18, 2010, 05:48:14 PM
Quote from: Night Man on August 18, 2010, 05:21:26 PM
DPD for a scouting report on future White Sox pitcher Robinson Lopez after the Cubs trade him for JAY KPEEVIE (http://scoutingthesally.com/2010/08/scouting-report-robinson-lopez-p-atlanta-braves/)

Faggraph's take (http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/cubs-bring-back-pitching-for-lee/)
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: PenPho on August 18, 2010, 06:14:42 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 18, 2010, 05:48:14 PM
Quote from: Night Man on August 18, 2010, 05:21:26 PM
DPD for a scouting report on future White Sox pitcher Robinson Lopez after the Cubs trade him for JAY KPEEVIE (http://scoutingthesally.com/2010/08/scouting-report-robinson-lopez-p-atlanta-braves/)

Faggraph's take (http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/cubs-bring-back-pitching-for-lee/)

I positive the hell out of this part.

Quote
Instead of dumping Lee's salary and getting little in return, the Cubs were aggressive, and threw cash into the deal to help coax some legitimate value out of this deal. Jim Hendry deserves major credit for this trade, as instead of spending his money on an aging first baseman on a fifth place team, he now has three more solid pitching prospects to load into his system. This is just an excellent overall pickup for Chicago.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: SKO on August 18, 2010, 06:19:09 PM
I'll always love him. I forgive him now for the Angels thing. Hell, I'll stick with the fact that he's my favorite Cub of my lifetime. God bless, Derrek. Sorry your only ring is with the Marlins.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Simmer on August 18, 2010, 06:34:00 PM
See ya 'round, Derrek.

Tyrelle Harris has some nice K-rates. (/statfag?)  Lorick looks decent.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: SKO on August 18, 2010, 06:37:12 PM
DPD. The first Cub game I attended at Wrigley actually wasn't until I went to a Cubs-Sox game my senior year of high school. Dad got us tickets on one of those all inclusive bus trips that us country rubes like to take to the game. That was my graduation gift. That week Derrek hadn't taken a single at-bat due to that bulging disc that bugged him for years. I was disappointed my favorite player wasn't playing but I was still excited for the game. Marquis started and pitched like shit but hit a home run. As did Joe Crede, Paul Konerko and Michael Barrett if I remember correctly. The Cubs were down 6-5 when Theriot slapped at triple down the line. Soriano tied the game (FYC), Ramirez knocked him in to give him the lead and the rookie pitcher for the Sox loaded up the bases down 7-6. Then the crowd went wild. I jostled around to see past the guy in front of me and saw Derrek taking his warm up hacks and I slapped my Dad on the shoulder to tell him. People calmed down enough that we were able to see. The first pitch was a meatball that Derrek badly missed and the methheads around me started chuckling. Three straight balls followed that and the next pitch lead to 100%, grade-a bonertime when Derecles launched it into the basket for a grand slam to make it 11-6 Cubs. I realize latching onto a player just because he did something while you were one of the 40,000 BHs in the stands is a pretty meathead notion, but fuck all of you. From here on out, Derrek Lee is enshrined in my Sports Valhalla, right next to his fat-chick railin' predecessor (minus a few Matt Stairss and Fred McGriffs).
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on August 18, 2010, 06:46:11 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 18, 2010, 06:37:12 PM
DPD. The first Cub game I attended at Wrigley actually wasn't until I went to a Cubs-Sox game my senior year of high school. Dad got us tickets on one of those all inclusive bus trips that us country rubes like to take to the game. That was my graduation gift. That week Derrek hadn't taken a single at-bat due to that bulging disc that bugged him for years. I was disappointed my favorite player wasn't playing but I was still excited for the game. Marquis started and pitched like shit but hit a home run. As did Joe Crede, Paul Konerko and Michael Barrett if I remember correctly. The Cubs were down 6-5 when Theriot slapped at triple down the line. Soriano tied the game (FYC), Ramirez knocked him in to give him the lead and the rookie pitcher for the Sox loaded up the bases down 7-6. Then the crowd went wild. I jostled around to see past the guy in front of me and saw Derrek taking his warm up hacks and I slapped my Dad on the shoulder to tell him. People calmed down enough that we were able to see. The first pitch was a meatball that Derrek badly missed and the methheads around me started chuckling. Three straight balls followed that and the next pitch lead to 100%, grade-a bonertime when Derecles launched it into the basket for a grand slam to make it 11-6 Cubs. I realize latching onto a player just because he did something while you were one of the 40,000 BHs in the stands is a pretty meathead notion, but fuck all of you. From here on out, Derrek Lee is enshrined in my Sports Valhalla, right next to his fat-chick railin' predecessor (minus a few Matt Stairss and Fred McGriffs).

I was at a fucking wedding. Checking my phone frantically in the updates. Cash bar at that wedding too. But GRANDSLAMOMGGGZZZZZZ
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on August 18, 2010, 07:02:45 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 18, 2010, 06:37:12 PM
DPD. The first Cub game I attended at Wrigley actually wasn't until I went to a Cubs-Sox game my senior year of high school. Dad got us tickets on one of those all inclusive bus trips that us country rubes like to take to the game. That was my graduation gift. That week Derrek hadn't taken a single at-bat due to that bulging disc that bugged him for years. I was disappointed my favorite player wasn't playing but I was still excited for the game. Marquis started and pitched like shit but hit a home run. As did Joe Crede, Paul Konerko and Michael Barrett if I remember correctly. The Cubs were down 6-5 when Theriot slapped at triple down the line. Soriano tied the game (FYC), Ramirez knocked him in to give him the lead and the rookie pitcher for the Sox loaded up the bases down 7-6. Then the crowd went wild. I jostled around to see past the guy in front of me and saw Derrek taking his warm up hacks and I slapped my Dad on the shoulder to tell him. People calmed down enough that we were able to see. The first pitch was a meatball that Derrek badly missed and the methheads around me started chuckling. Three straight balls followed that and the next pitch lead to 100%, grade-a bonertime when Derecles launched it into the basket for a grand slam to make it 11-6 Cubs. I realize latching onto a player just because he did something while you were one of the 40,000 BHs in the stands is a pretty meathead notion, but fuck all of you. From here on out, Derrek Lee is enshrined in my Sports Valhalla, right next to his fat-chick railin' predecessor (minus a few Matt Stairss and Fred McGriffs).

Reminds me of my first game at Lambeau...
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Slaky on August 18, 2010, 07:22:26 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 18, 2010, 06:37:12 PM
DPD. The first Cub game I attended at Wrigley actually wasn't until I went to a Cubs-Sox game my senior year of high school. Dad got us tickets on one of those all inclusive bus trips that us country rubes like to take to the game. That was my graduation gift. That week Derrek hadn't taken a single at-bat due to that bulging disc that bugged him for years. I was disappointed my favorite player wasn't playing but I was still excited for the game. Marquis started and pitched like shit but hit a home run. As did Joe Crede, Paul Konerko and Michael Barrett if I remember correctly. The Cubs were down 6-5 when Theriot slapped at triple down the line. Soriano tied the game (FYC), Ramirez knocked him in to give him the lead and the rookie pitcher for the Sox loaded up the bases down 7-6. Then the crowd went wild. I jostled around to see past the guy in front of me and saw Derrek taking his warm up hacks and I slapped my Dad on the shoulder to tell him. People calmed down enough that we were able to see. The first pitch was a meatball that Derrek badly missed and the methheads around me started chuckling. Three straight balls followed that and the next pitch lead to 100%, grade-a bonertime when Derecles launched it into the basket for a grand slam to make it 11-6 Cubs. I realize latching onto a player just because he did something while you were one of the 40,000 BHs in the stands is a pretty meathead notion, but fuck all of you. From here on out, Derrek Lee is enshrined in my Sports Valhalla, right next to his fat-chick railin' predecessor (minus a few Matt Stairss and Fred McGriffs).

You know who gave up that grand slam doncha? Yeah, I think you do.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on August 18, 2010, 08:48:53 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 18, 2010, 05:14:03 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 18, 2010, 04:46:39 PM
Quote from: Night Man on August 18, 2010, 04:42:26 PM
The three prospects the Cubs get, all pitchers:

RHP Robinson Lopez (http://www.baseball-reference.com/minors/player.cgi?utm_source=direct&utm_medium=linker&utm_campaign=Linker&id=lopez-006rob)

RHP Tyrelle Harris (http://www.baseball-reference.com/minors/player.cgi?utm_source=direct&utm_medium=linker&utm_campaign=Linker&id=harris002tyr)

LHP Jeffrey HAIRSTON Lorick (http://www.baseball-reference.com/minors/player.cgi?utm_source=direct&utm_medium=linker&utm_campaign=Linker&id=lorick001jef)

I don't know why Jim Hendry never trades for hitters.

Trades for pitchers are underwhelming

You can never have enough pitching.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: ChuckD on August 18, 2010, 09:00:09 PM
Quote from: Slaky on August 18, 2010, 07:22:26 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 18, 2010, 06:37:12 PM
DPD. The first Cub game I attended at Wrigley actually wasn't until I went to a Cubs-Sox game my senior year of high school. Dad got us tickets on one of those all inclusive bus trips that us country rubes like to take to the game. That was my graduation gift. That week Derrek hadn't taken a single at-bat due to that bulging disc that bugged him for years. I was disappointed my favorite player wasn't playing but I was still excited for the game. Marquis started and pitched like shit but hit a home run. As did Joe Crede, Paul Konerko and Michael Barrett if I remember correctly. The Cubs were down 6-5 when Theriot slapped at triple down the line. Soriano tied the game (FYC), Ramirez knocked him in to give him the lead and the rookie pitcher for the Sox loaded up the bases down 7-6. Then the crowd went wild. I jostled around to see past the guy in front of me and saw Derrek taking his warm up hacks and I slapped my Dad on the shoulder to tell him. People calmed down enough that we were able to see. The first pitch was a meatball that Derrek badly missed and the methheads around me started chuckling. Three straight balls followed that and the next pitch lead to 100%, grade-a bonertime when Derecles launched it into the basket for a grand slam to make it 11-6 Cubs. I realize latching onto a player just because he did something while you were one of the 40,000 BHs in the stands is a pretty meathead notion, but fuck all of you. From here on out, Derrek Lee is enshrined in my Sports Valhalla, right next to his fat-chick railin' predecessor (minus a few Matt Stairss and Fred McGriffs).

You know who gave up that grand slam doncha? Yeah, I think you do.

I just had a sharp wincing pain emanate from my taint.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on August 18, 2010, 09:47:13 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on August 18, 2010, 09:00:09 PM
Quote from: Slaky on August 18, 2010, 07:22:26 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 18, 2010, 06:37:12 PM
DPD. The first Cub game I attended at Wrigley actually wasn't until I went to a Cubs-Sox game my senior year of high school. Dad got us tickets on one of those all inclusive bus trips that us country rubes like to take to the game. That was my graduation gift. That week Derrek hadn't taken a single at-bat due to that bulging disc that bugged him for years. I was disappointed my favorite player wasn't playing but I was still excited for the game. Marquis started and pitched like shit but hit a home run. As did Joe Crede, Paul Konerko and Michael Barrett if I remember correctly. The Cubs were down 6-5 when Theriot slapped at triple down the line. Soriano tied the game (FYC), Ramirez knocked him in to give him the lead and the rookie pitcher for the Sox loaded up the bases down 7-6. Then the crowd went wild. I jostled around to see past the guy in front of me and saw Derrek taking his warm up hacks and I slapped my Dad on the shoulder to tell him. People calmed down enough that we were able to see. The first pitch was a meatball that Derrek badly missed and the methheads around me started chuckling. Three straight balls followed that and the next pitch lead to 100%, grade-a bonertime when Derecles launched it into the basket for a grand slam to make it 11-6 Cubs. I realize latching onto a player just because he did something while you were one of the 40,000 BHs in the stands is a pretty meathead notion, but fuck all of you. From here on out, Derrek Lee is enshrined in my Sports Valhalla, right next to his fat-chick railin' predecessor (minus a few Matt Stairss and Fred McGriffs).

You know who gave up that grand slam doncha? Yeah, I think you do.

I just had a sharp wincing pain emanate from my taint.

Was it Kyle Orton?
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on August 18, 2010, 10:11:01 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on August 18, 2010, 09:00:09 PM
Quote from: Slaky on August 18, 2010, 07:22:26 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 18, 2010, 06:37:12 PM
DPD. The first Cub game I attended at Wrigley actually wasn't until I went to a Cubs-Sox game my senior year of high school. Dad got us tickets on one of those all inclusive bus trips that us country rubes like to take to the game. That was my graduation gift. That week Derrek hadn't taken a single at-bat due to that bulging disc that bugged him for years. I was disappointed my favorite player wasn't playing but I was still excited for the game. Marquis started and pitched like shit but hit a home run. As did Joe Crede, Paul Konerko and Michael Barrett if I remember correctly. The Cubs were down 6-5 when Theriot slapped at triple down the line. Soriano tied the game (FYC), Ramirez knocked him in to give him the lead and the rookie pitcher for the Sox loaded up the bases down 7-6. Then the crowd went wild. I jostled around to see past the guy in front of me and saw Derrek taking his warm up hacks and I slapped my Dad on the shoulder to tell him. People calmed down enough that we were able to see. The first pitch was a meatball that Derrek badly missed and the methheads around me started chuckling. Three straight balls followed that and the next pitch lead to 100%, grade-a bonertime when Derecles launched it into the basket for a grand slam to make it 11-6 Cubs. I realize latching onto a player just because he did something while you were one of the 40,000 BHs in the stands is a pretty meathead notion, but fuck all of you. From here on out, Derrek Lee is enshrined in my Sports Valhalla, right next to his fat-chick railin' predecessor (minus a few Matt Stairss and Fred McGriffs).

You know who gave up that grand slam doncha? Yeah, I think you do.

I just had a sharp wincing pain emanate from my taint.

Is there something significant about Boone Logan that I don't know about?
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on August 18, 2010, 10:14:16 PM
Quote from: PANK! on August 18, 2010, 10:11:01 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on August 18, 2010, 09:00:09 PM
Quote from: Slaky on August 18, 2010, 07:22:26 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 18, 2010, 06:37:12 PM
DPD. The first Cub game I attended at Wrigley actually wasn't until I went to a Cubs-Sox game my senior year of high school. Dad got us tickets on one of those all inclusive bus trips that us country rubes like to take to the game. That was my graduation gift. That week Derrek hadn't taken a single at-bat due to that bulging disc that bugged him for years. I was disappointed my favorite player wasn't playing but I was still excited for the game. Marquis started and pitched like shit but hit a home run. As did Joe Crede, Paul Konerko and Michael Barrett if I remember correctly. The Cubs were down 6-5 when Theriot slapped at triple down the line. Soriano tied the game (FYC), Ramirez knocked him in to give him the lead and the rookie pitcher for the Sox loaded up the bases down 7-6. Then the crowd went wild. I jostled around to see past the guy in front of me and saw Derrek taking his warm up hacks and I slapped my Dad on the shoulder to tell him. People calmed down enough that we were able to see. The first pitch was a meatball that Derrek badly missed and the methheads around me started chuckling. Three straight balls followed that and the next pitch lead to 100%, grade-a bonertime when Derecles launched it into the basket for a grand slam to make it 11-6 Cubs. I realize latching onto a player just because he did something while you were one of the 40,000 BHs in the stands is a pretty meathead notion, but fuck all of you. From here on out, Derrek Lee is enshrined in my Sports Valhalla, right next to his fat-chick railin' predecessor (minus a few Matt Stairss and Fred McGriffs).

You know who gave up that grand slam doncha? Yeah, I think you do.

I just had a sharp wincing pain emanate from my taint.

Is there something significant about Boone Logan that I don't know about?

Who gave up the granny to Pierzynski the next day? I can't fucking remember that either. Lilly?

EDIT: Neil Cotts.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: ChuckD on August 18, 2010, 10:19:24 PM
Quote from: PANK! on August 18, 2010, 10:11:01 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on August 18, 2010, 09:00:09 PM
Quote from: Slaky on August 18, 2010, 07:22:26 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 18, 2010, 06:37:12 PM
DPD. The first Cub game I attended at Wrigley actually wasn't until I went to a Cubs-Sox game my senior year of high school. Dad got us tickets on one of those all inclusive bus trips that us country rubes like to take to the game. That was my graduation gift. That week Derrek hadn't taken a single at-bat due to that bulging disc that bugged him for years. I was disappointed my favorite player wasn't playing but I was still excited for the game. Marquis started and pitched like shit but hit a home run. As did Joe Crede, Paul Konerko and Michael Barrett if I remember correctly. The Cubs were down 6-5 when Theriot slapped at triple down the line. Soriano tied the game (FYC), Ramirez knocked him in to give him the lead and the rookie pitcher for the Sox loaded up the bases down 7-6. Then the crowd went wild. I jostled around to see past the guy in front of me and saw Derrek taking his warm up hacks and I slapped my Dad on the shoulder to tell him. People calmed down enough that we were able to see. The first pitch was a meatball that Derrek badly missed and the methheads around me started chuckling. Three straight balls followed that and the next pitch lead to 100%, grade-a bonertime when Derecles launched it into the basket for a grand slam to make it 11-6 Cubs. I realize latching onto a player just because he did something while you were one of the 40,000 BHs in the stands is a pretty meathead notion, but fuck all of you. From here on out, Derrek Lee is enshrined in my Sports Valhalla, right next to his fat-chick railin' predecessor (minus a few Matt Stairss and Fred McGriffs).

You know who gave up that grand slam doncha? Yeah, I think you do.

I just had a sharp wincing pain emanate from my taint.

Is there something significant about Boone Logan that I don't know about?

Yeah he gave me prostate tumor cancer.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on August 18, 2010, 10:19:36 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 18, 2010, 10:14:16 PM
Quote from: PANK! on August 18, 2010, 10:11:01 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on August 18, 2010, 09:00:09 PM
Quote from: Slaky on August 18, 2010, 07:22:26 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 18, 2010, 06:37:12 PM
DPD. The first Cub game I attended at Wrigley actually wasn't until I went to a Cubs-Sox game my senior year of high school. Dad got us tickets on one of those all inclusive bus trips that us country rubes like to take to the game. That was my graduation gift. That week Derrek hadn't taken a single at-bat due to that bulging disc that bugged him for years. I was disappointed my favorite player wasn't playing but I was still excited for the game. Marquis started and pitched like shit but hit a home run. As did Joe Crede, Paul Konerko and Michael Barrett if I remember correctly. The Cubs were down 6-5 when Theriot slapped at triple down the line. Soriano tied the game (FYC), Ramirez knocked him in to give him the lead and the rookie pitcher for the Sox loaded up the bases down 7-6. Then the crowd went wild. I jostled around to see past the guy in front of me and saw Derrek taking his warm up hacks and I slapped my Dad on the shoulder to tell him. People calmed down enough that we were able to see. The first pitch was a meatball that Derrek badly missed and the methheads around me started chuckling. Three straight balls followed that and the next pitch lead to 100%, grade-a bonertime when Derecles launched it into the basket for a grand slam to make it 11-6 Cubs. I realize latching onto a player just because he did something while you were one of the 40,000 BHs in the stands is a pretty meathead notion, but fuck all of you. From here on out, Derrek Lee is enshrined in my Sports Valhalla, right next to his fat-chick railin' predecessor (minus a few Matt Stairss and Fred McGriffs).

You know who gave up that grand slam doncha? Yeah, I think you do.

I just had a sharp wincing pain emanate from my taint.

Is there something significant about Boone Logan that I don't know about?

Who gave up the granny to Pierzynski the next day? I can't fucking remember that either. Lilly?

I don't know but there sure seem to be a lot of grannies in this series.  Just off the top of my head, Carlos Lee has 2, Miguel Olivo had 1,   Ricky Gutierrez....the two mentioned here...possibly more...who the fuck knows?
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on August 18, 2010, 11:35:41 PM
Quote from: PANK! on August 18, 2010, 10:19:36 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 18, 2010, 10:14:16 PM
Quote from: PANK! on August 18, 2010, 10:11:01 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on August 18, 2010, 09:00:09 PM
Quote from: Slaky on August 18, 2010, 07:22:26 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 18, 2010, 06:37:12 PM
DPD. The first Cub game I attended at Wrigley actually wasn't until I went to a Cubs-Sox game my senior year of high school. Dad got us tickets on one of those all inclusive bus trips that us country rubes like to take to the game. That was my graduation gift. That week Derrek hadn't taken a single at-bat due to that bulging disc that bugged him for years. I was disappointed my favorite player wasn't playing but I was still excited for the game. Marquis started and pitched like shit but hit a home run. As did Joe Crede, Paul Konerko and Michael Barrett if I remember correctly. The Cubs were down 6-5 when Theriot slapped at triple down the line. Soriano tied the game (FYC), Ramirez knocked him in to give him the lead and the rookie pitcher for the Sox loaded up the bases down 7-6. Then the crowd went wild. I jostled around to see past the guy in front of me and saw Derrek taking his warm up hacks and I slapped my Dad on the shoulder to tell him. People calmed down enough that we were able to see. The first pitch was a meatball that Derrek badly missed and the methheads around me started chuckling. Three straight balls followed that and the next pitch lead to 100%, grade-a bonertime when Derecles launched it into the basket for a grand slam to make it 11-6 Cubs. I realize latching onto a player just because he did something while you were one of the 40,000 BHs in the stands is a pretty meathead notion, but fuck all of you. From here on out, Derrek Lee is enshrined in my Sports Valhalla, right next to his fat-chick railin' predecessor (minus a few Matt Stairss and Fred McGriffs).

You know who gave up that grand slam doncha? Yeah, I think you do.

I just had a sharp wincing pain emanate from my taint.

Is there something significant about Boone Logan that I don't know about?

Who gave up the granny to Pierzynski the next day? I can't fucking remember that either. Lilly?

I don't know but there sure seem to be a lot of grannies in this series.  Just off the top of my head, Caros has 2, Miguel Olivo had 1,   Ricky Gutierrez....the two mentioned here...possibly more...who the fuck knows?

I had one. She was aight.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Gilgamesh on August 19, 2010, 12:54:29 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 18, 2010, 11:35:41 PM
Quote from: PANK! on August 18, 2010, 10:19:36 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 18, 2010, 10:14:16 PM
Quote from: PANK! on August 18, 2010, 10:11:01 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on August 18, 2010, 09:00:09 PM
Quote from: Slaky on August 18, 2010, 07:22:26 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 18, 2010, 06:37:12 PM
DPD. The first Cub game I attended at Wrigley actually wasn't until I went to a Cubs-Sox game my senior year of high school. Dad got us tickets on one of those all inclusive bus trips that us country rubes like to take to the game. That was my graduation gift. That week Derrek hadn't taken a single at-bat due to that bulging disc that bugged him for years. I was disappointed my favorite player wasn't playing but I was still excited for the game. Marquis started and pitched like shit but hit a home run. As did Joe Crede, Paul Konerko and Michael Barrett if I remember correctly. The Cubs were down 6-5 when Theriot slapped at triple down the line. Soriano tied the game (FYC), Ramirez knocked him in to give him the lead and the rookie pitcher for the Sox loaded up the bases down 7-6. Then the crowd went wild. I jostled around to see past the guy in front of me and saw Derrek taking his warm up hacks and I slapped my Dad on the shoulder to tell him. People calmed down enough that we were able to see. The first pitch was a meatball that Derrek badly missed and the methheads around me started chuckling. Three straight balls followed that and the next pitch lead to 100%, grade-a bonertime when Derecles launched it into the basket for a grand slam to make it 11-6 Cubs. I realize latching onto a player just because he did something while you were one of the 40,000 BHs in the stands is a pretty meathead notion, but fuck all of you. From here on out, Derrek Lee is enshrined in my Sports Valhalla, right next to his fat-chick railin' predecessor (minus a few Matt Stairss and Fred McGriffs).

You know who gave up that grand slam doncha? Yeah, I think you do.

I just had a sharp wincing pain emanate from my taint.

Is there something significant about Boone Logan that I don't know about?

Who gave up the granny to Pierzynski the next day? I can't fucking remember that either. Lilly?

I don't know but there sure seem to be a lot of grannies in this series.  Just off the top of my head, Caros has 2, Miguel Olivo had 1,   Ricky Gutierrez....the two mentioned here...possibly more...who the fuck knows?

I had one. She was aight.

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Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Saul Goodman on August 19, 2010, 01:44:50 AM
Thirty years old is young to Carrie Muskat:

QuoteMicah Hoffpauir will join the team Thursday from Triple-A Iowa. Expect more young players, even before the Sept. 1 callup date.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on August 19, 2010, 07:57:38 AM
Quote from: Night Man on August 19, 2010, 01:44:50 AM
Thirty years old is young to Carrie Muskat:

QuoteMicah Hoffpauir will join the team Thursday from Triple-A Iowa. Expect more young players, even before the Sept. 1 callup date.

JAYSUN DUBWAH!
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Eli on August 19, 2010, 08:02:05 AM
Quote from: Night Man on August 19, 2010, 01:44:50 AM
Thirty years old is young to Carrie Muskat:

QuoteMicah Hoffpauir will join the team Thursday from Triple-A Iowa. Expect more young players, even before the Sept. 1 callup date.

Roger Craig told me that most players don't peak until they're 34, 35 years old.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Yeti on August 19, 2010, 08:19:25 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 18, 2010, 06:37:12 PM
DPD. The first Cub game I attended at Wrigley actually wasn't until I went to a Cubs-Sox game my senior year of high school. Dad got us tickets on one of those all inclusive bus trips that us country rubes like to take to the game. That was my graduation gift. That week Derrek hadn't taken a single at-bat due to that bulging disc that bugged him for years. I was disappointed my favorite player wasn't playing but I was still excited for the game. Marquis started and pitched like shit but hit a home run. As did Joe Crede, Paul Konerko and Michael Barrett if I remember correctly. The Cubs were down 6-5 when Theriot slapped at triple down the line. Soriano tied the game (FYC), Ramirez knocked him in to give him the lead and the rookie pitcher for the Sox loaded up the bases down 7-6. Then the crowd went wild. I jostled around to see past the guy in front of me and saw Derrek taking his warm up hacks and I slapped my Dad on the shoulder to tell him. People calmed down enough that we were able to see. The first pitch was a meatball that Derrek badly missed and the methheads around me started chuckling. Three straight balls followed that and the next pitch lead to 100%, grade-a bonertime when Derecles launched it into the basket for a grand slam to make it 11-6 Cubs. I realize latching onto a player just because he did something while you were one of the 40,000 BHs in the stands is a pretty meathead notion, but fuck all of you. From here on out, Derrek Lee is enshrined in my Sports Valhalla, right next to his fat-chick railin' predecessor (minus a few Matt Stairss and Fred McGriffs).

Yea, it's ok to hang on to Lee for that.. Largely due to the fact that he was a hell of a player. I was a little pissed about the Angels thing, but oh well. Good luck to Blace. Chances are really good that "my National League team" for the playoffs will be an NL East team.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on August 19, 2010, 08:34:38 AM
Quote from: Yeti on August 19, 2010, 08:19:25 AM
Chances are really good that "my National League team" for the playoffs will be an NL East team.

Dude, I hate to break it to you like this, but your Mets are currently 11 back in the East and 8.5 back in the Wild Card race.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Yeti on August 19, 2010, 08:38:27 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 19, 2010, 08:34:38 AM
Quote from: Yeti on August 19, 2010, 08:19:25 AM
Chances are really good that "my National League team" for the playoffs will be an NL East team.

Dude, I hate to break it to you like this, but your Mets are currently 11 back in the East and 8.5 back in the Wild Card race.

FML
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Richard Chuggar on August 19, 2010, 08:53:27 AM
Quote from: Yeti on August 19, 2010, 08:38:27 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 19, 2010, 08:34:38 AM
Quote from: Yeti on August 19, 2010, 08:19:25 AM
Chances are really good that "my National League team" for the playoffs will be an NL East team.

Dude, I hate to break it to you like this, but your Mets are currently 11 back in the East and 8.5 back in the Wild Card race.

FML

And you're fat.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Slaky on August 19, 2010, 08:57:44 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 18, 2010, 10:11:01 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on August 18, 2010, 09:00:09 PM
Quote from: Slaky on August 18, 2010, 07:22:26 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 18, 2010, 06:37:12 PM
DPD. The first Cub game I attended at Wrigley actually wasn't until I went to a Cubs-Sox game my senior year of high school. Dad got us tickets on one of those all inclusive bus trips that us country rubes like to take to the game. That was my graduation gift. That week Derrek hadn't taken a single at-bat due to that bulging disc that bugged him for years. I was disappointed my favorite player wasn't playing but I was still excited for the game. Marquis started and pitched like shit but hit a home run. As did Joe Crede, Paul Konerko and Michael Barrett if I remember correctly. The Cubs were down 6-5 when Theriot slapped at triple down the line. Soriano tied the game (FYC), Ramirez knocked him in to give him the lead and the rookie pitcher for the Sox loaded up the bases down 7-6. Then the crowd went wild. I jostled around to see past the guy in front of me and saw Derrek taking his warm up hacks and I slapped my Dad on the shoulder to tell him. People calmed down enough that we were able to see. The first pitch was a meatball that Derrek badly missed and the methheads around me started chuckling. Three straight balls followed that and the next pitch lead to 100%, grade-a bonertime when Derecles launched it into the basket for a grand slam to make it 11-6 Cubs. I realize latching onto a player just because he did something while you were one of the 40,000 BHs in the stands is a pretty meathead notion, but fuck all of you. From here on out, Derrek Lee is enshrined in my Sports Valhalla, right next to his fat-chick railin' predecessor (minus a few Matt Stairss and Fred McGriffs).

You know who gave up that grand slam doncha? Yeah, I think you do.

I just had a sharp wincing pain emanate from my taint.

Is there something significant about Boone Logan that I don't know about?

I've been faced. However, my guy suffered the loss in that game as he was responsible for all of the runners on base at the time.

I hung my Aardsma Cubs jersey from my Wrigleyville balcony that day.

Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on August 19, 2010, 09:52:05 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 19, 2010, 08:57:44 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 18, 2010, 10:11:01 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on August 18, 2010, 09:00:09 PM
Quote from: Slaky on August 18, 2010, 07:22:26 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 18, 2010, 06:37:12 PM
DPD. The first Cub game I attended at Wrigley actually wasn't until I went to a Cubs-Sox game my senior year of high school. Dad got us tickets on one of those all inclusive bus trips that us country rubes like to take to the game. That was my graduation gift. That week Derrek hadn't taken a single at-bat due to that bulging disc that bugged him for years. I was disappointed my favorite player wasn't playing but I was still excited for the game. Marquis started and pitched like shit but hit a home run. As did Joe Crede, Paul Konerko and Michael Barrett if I remember correctly. The Cubs were down 6-5 when Theriot slapped at triple down the line. Soriano tied the game (FYC), Ramirez knocked him in to give him the lead and the rookie pitcher for the Sox loaded up the bases down 7-6. Then the crowd went wild. I jostled around to see past the guy in front of me and saw Derrek taking his warm up hacks and I slapped my Dad on the shoulder to tell him. People calmed down enough that we were able to see. The first pitch was a meatball that Derrek badly missed and the methheads around me started chuckling. Three straight balls followed that and the next pitch lead to 100%, grade-a bonertime when Derecles launched it into the basket for a grand slam to make it 11-6 Cubs. I realize latching onto a player just because he did something while you were one of the 40,000 BHs in the stands is a pretty meathead notion, but fuck all of you. From here on out, Derrek Lee is enshrined in my Sports Valhalla, right next to his fat-chick railin' predecessor (minus a few Matt Stairss and Fred McGriffs).

You know who gave up that grand slam doncha? Yeah, I think you do.

I just had a sharp wincing pain emanate from my taint.

Is there something significant about Boone Logan that I don't know about?

I've been faced. However, my guy suffered the loss in that game as he was responsible for all of the runners on base at the time.

I hung my Aardsma Cubs jersey from my Wrigleyville balcony that day.

3.12 ERA and 1.172 WHIP with 123 K, 54 BB and 62 saves on 71 opportunities in 112.2 IP over the past two seasons.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: Slaky on August 19, 2010, 10:02:29 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 19, 2010, 09:52:05 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 19, 2010, 08:57:44 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 18, 2010, 10:11:01 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on August 18, 2010, 09:00:09 PM
Quote from: Slaky on August 18, 2010, 07:22:26 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 18, 2010, 06:37:12 PM
DPD. The first Cub game I attended at Wrigley actually wasn't until I went to a Cubs-Sox game my senior year of high school. Dad got us tickets on one of those all inclusive bus trips that us country rubes like to take to the game. That was my graduation gift. That week Derrek hadn't taken a single at-bat due to that bulging disc that bugged him for years. I was disappointed my favorite player wasn't playing but I was still excited for the game. Marquis started and pitched like shit but hit a home run. As did Joe Crede, Paul Konerko and Michael Barrett if I remember correctly. The Cubs were down 6-5 when Theriot slapped at triple down the line. Soriano tied the game (FYC), Ramirez knocked him in to give him the lead and the rookie pitcher for the Sox loaded up the bases down 7-6. Then the crowd went wild. I jostled around to see past the guy in front of me and saw Derrek taking his warm up hacks and I slapped my Dad on the shoulder to tell him. People calmed down enough that we were able to see. The first pitch was a meatball that Derrek badly missed and the methheads around me started chuckling. Three straight balls followed that and the next pitch lead to 100%, grade-a bonertime when Derecles launched it into the basket for a grand slam to make it 11-6 Cubs. I realize latching onto a player just because he did something while you were one of the 40,000 BHs in the stands is a pretty meathead notion, but fuck all of you. From here on out, Derrek Lee is enshrined in my Sports Valhalla, right next to his fat-chick railin' predecessor (minus a few Matt Stairss and Fred McGriffs).

You know who gave up that grand slam doncha? Yeah, I think you do.

I just had a sharp wincing pain emanate from my taint.

Is there something significant about Boone Logan that I don't know about?

I've been faced. However, my guy suffered the loss in that game as he was responsible for all of the runners on base at the time.

I hung my Aardsma Cubs jersey from my Wrigleyville balcony that day.

3.12 ERA and 1.172 WHIP with 123 K, 54 BB and 62 saves on 71 opportunities in 112.2 IP over the past two seasons.

Nice choice, Jim.
Title: Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
Post by: CBStew on August 19, 2010, 11:19:10 AM
Quote from: Eli on August 19, 2010, 08:02:05 AM
Quote from: Night Man on August 19, 2010, 01:44:50 AM
Thirty years old is young to Carrie Muskat:

QuoteMicah Hoffpauir will join the team Thursday from Triple-A Iowa. Expect more young players, even before the Sept. 1 callup date.

Roger Craig told me that most players don't peak until they're 34, 35 years old.

Favre hasn't peaked yet.