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Title: Burgers
Post by: RV on January 19, 2009, 08:54:39 AM
Was I just being obtuse when skimming through thread titles in here, or is there really not one about outstanding beef burgers?

Five Guys on Clybourne, just south of Southport. In-N-Out type chain, just opened a couple months ago. Great burger, better fries.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: 5laky on January 19, 2009, 09:03:20 AM
Kuma's Corner has the best burger in the city.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: butthead on January 19, 2009, 09:15:27 AM
Quote from: 5laky on January 19, 2009, 09:03:20 AM
Kuma's Corner has the best burger in the city.

This.
And each burger is named after a metal band, which makes them awesomer.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: 5laky on January 19, 2009, 09:25:34 AM
Quote from: butthead on January 19, 2009, 09:15:27 AM
Quote from: 5laky on January 19, 2009, 09:03:20 AM
Kuma's Corner has the best burger in the city.

This.
And each burger is named after a metal band, which makes them awesomer.

Every time there's a show at the Beat Kitchen that we want to see, we hit up Kuma's first. Looks like early April is going to be that time.

That place just rules. Tons of great beer and the best burger around. Just have to get there somewhat early or you'll wait forever. The place is tiny.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Tank on January 19, 2009, 09:26:52 AM
Quote from: RV on January 19, 2009, 08:54:39 AM
Was I just being obtuse when skimming through thread titles in here, or is there really not one about outstanding beef burgers?

Five Guys on Clybourne, just south of Southport. In-N-Out type chain, just opened a couple months ago. Great burger, better fries.

I see RV is stealing his material from last week's Shoutbox again.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 19, 2009, 09:46:08 AM

Moody's Pub in Edgewater. Great burger.

Hamburger Mary's in Andersonville. Great burgers and drag queens.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: butthead on January 19, 2009, 10:06:51 AM
Quote from: 5laky on January 19, 2009, 09:25:34 AM
Quote from: butthead on January 19, 2009, 09:15:27 AM
Quote from: 5laky on January 19, 2009, 09:03:20 AM
Kuma's Corner has the best burger in the city.

This.
And each burger is named after a metal band, which makes them awesomer.

Every time there's a show at the Beat Kitchen that we want to see, we hit up Kuma's first. Looks like early April is going to be that time.

That place just rules. Tons of great beer and the best burger around. Just have to get there somewhat early or you'll wait forever. The place is tiny.

The bar is great. Good beer selection, and they know their liquor too. I discovered North Shore Distillery there. And when you order a single malt, they serve it so you can drink it properly, even if you don't know how to properly drink it.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: PenFoe on January 19, 2009, 01:38:11 PM
Quote from: RV on January 19, 2009, 08:54:39 AM
Was I just being obtuse when skimming through thread titles in here, or is there really not one about outstanding beef burgers?

Five Guys on Clybourne, just south of Southport. In-N-Out type chain, just opened a couple months ago. Great burger, better fries.

If it was really like In-N-Out then the fries would suck.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: TDubbs on January 19, 2009, 02:19:58 PM
The double cheeseburger for $1 is a steal at any of your local McDonald's.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: 5laky on January 19, 2009, 02:34:14 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on January 19, 2009, 02:19:58 PM
The double cheeseburger for $1 is a steal at any of your local McDonald's.

What the fuck are you doing stealing from McDonald's?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: RV on January 19, 2009, 02:45:34 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 19, 2009, 01:38:11 PM
Quote from: RV on January 19, 2009, 08:54:39 AM
Was I just being obtuse when skimming through thread titles in here, or is there really not one about outstanding beef burgers?

Five Guys on Clybourne, just south of Southport. In-N-Out type chain, just opened a couple months ago. Great burger, better fries.

If it was really like In-N-Out then the fries would suck.

I meant the comparison more along the lines of Five Guys also being one of them there highfalutin' upscale fast food places, with a limited menu, and fresh beef cooked right there in front of your grill.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Mike Douche on January 19, 2009, 03:15:57 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on January 19, 2009, 02:19:58 PM
The double cheeseburger for $1 is a steal at any of your local McDonald's.

It's no longer a buck, brohan. It's $1.19.  No, the McDouble, which is a double cheeseburger with one less slice of cheese--is a buck.   Still at $1.19 for two patties and two slices of cheese, that's hard to beat.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: TDubbs on January 19, 2009, 03:39:55 PM
Quote from: Mike Douche on January 19, 2009, 03:15:57 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on January 19, 2009, 02:19:58 PM
The double cheeseburger for $1 is a steal at any of your local McDonald's.

It's no longer a buck, brohan. It's $1.19.  No, the McDouble, which is a double cheeseburger with one less slice of cheese--is a buck.   Still at $1.19 for two patties and two slices of cheese, that's hard to beat.

You could just bring your own piece of cheese and save the .19.  Knowwhatimean? 
Since when did they come out with this "McDouble" character?  I need to eat more fast food I guess, or at least go when I'm sober.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: JD on January 19, 2009, 03:47:05 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on January 19, 2009, 03:39:55 PM
Quote from: Mike Douche on January 19, 2009, 03:15:57 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on January 19, 2009, 02:19:58 PM
The double cheeseburger for $1 is a steal at any of your local McDonald's.

It's no longer a buck, brohan. It's $1.19.  No, the McDouble, which is a double cheeseburger with one less slice of cheese--is a buck.   Still at $1.19 for two patties and two slices of cheese, that's hard to beat.

You could just bring your own piece of cheese and save the .19.  Knowwhatimean? 
Since when did they come out with this "McDouble" character?  I need to eat more fast food I guess, or at least go when I'm sober.

First I've heard about it, too.  I'm calling "shenanigans" until I can confirm its truthiness. 
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: 5laky on January 19, 2009, 05:26:20 PM
Quote from: JD on January 19, 2009, 03:47:05 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on January 19, 2009, 03:39:55 PM
Quote from: Mike Douche on January 19, 2009, 03:15:57 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on January 19, 2009, 02:19:58 PM
The double cheeseburger for $1 is a steal at any of your local McDonald's.

It's no longer a buck, brohan. It's $1.19.  No, the McDouble, which is a double cheeseburger with one less slice of cheese--is a buck.   Still at $1.19 for two patties and two slices of cheese, that's hard to beat.

You could just bring your own piece of cheese and save the .19.  Knowwhatimean? 
Since when did they come out with this "McDouble" character?  I need to eat more fast food I guess, or at least go when I'm sober.

First I've heard about it, too.  I'm calling "shenanigans" until I can confirm its truthiness. 

I can vouch - this thing is real.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: JD on January 19, 2009, 07:20:14 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 19, 2009, 05:26:20 PM
Quote from: JD on January 19, 2009, 03:47:05 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on January 19, 2009, 03:39:55 PM
Quote from: Mike Douche on January 19, 2009, 03:15:57 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on January 19, 2009, 02:19:58 PM
The double cheeseburger for $1 is a steal at any of your local McDonald's.

It's no longer a buck, brohan. It's $1.19.  No, the McDouble, which is a double cheeseburger with one less slice of cheese--is a buck.   Still at $1.19 for two patties and two slices of cheese, that's hard to beat.

You could just bring your own piece of cheese and save the .19.  Knowwhatimean? 
Since when did they come out with this "McDouble" character?  I need to eat more fast food I guess, or at least go when I'm sober.

First I've heard about it, too.  I'm calling "shenanigans" until I can confirm its truthiness. 

I can vouch - this thing is real.

Alright, that's 2 sources.  This thing is in my world, now.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: thehawk on January 19, 2009, 08:31:58 PM
Quote from: JD on January 19, 2009, 07:20:14 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 19, 2009, 05:26:20 PM
Quote from: JD on January 19, 2009, 03:47:05 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on January 19, 2009, 03:39:55 PM
Quote from: Mike Douche on January 19, 2009, 03:15:57 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on January 19, 2009, 02:19:58 PM
The double cheeseburger for $1 is a steal at any of your local McDonald's.

It's no longer a buck, brohan. It's $1.19.  No, the McDouble, which is a double cheeseburger with one less slice of cheese--is a buck.   Still at $1.19 for two patties and two slices of cheese, that's hard to beat.

I can be the third in on the McDouble.  The odd thing is, at the McDs I first saw it at, the menu had the McDouble at 1$, the Double Cheeseburger at $1.19, and a cheeseburger at $1.39, so apparently the beef patty has negative value. 

Also, Monks makes a tasty burger in the loop.

You could just bring your own piece of cheese and save the .19.  Knowwhatimean? 
Since when did they come out with this "McDouble" character?  I need to eat more fast food I guess, or at least go when I'm sober.

First I've heard about it, too.  I'm calling "shenanigans" until I can confirm its truthiness. 

I can vouch - this thing is real.

Alright, that's 2 sources.  This thing is in my world, now.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Internet Apex on February 02, 2009, 08:06:10 PM
Quote from: Fork on January 19, 2009, 09:46:08 AM

Moody's Pub in Edgewater. Great burger.

Hamburger Mary's in Andersonville. Great burgers and drag queens.

I like Moody's but I'm not all that impressed by the beer selection. The food is decent but for Chicago I don't think it's top tier. Great patio dining in summer though. I could sit there all night.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: powen01 on February 02, 2009, 08:55:47 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on February 02, 2009, 08:06:10 PM
Quote from: Fork on January 19, 2009, 09:46:08 AM

Moody's Pub in Edgewater. Great burger.

Hamburger Mary's in Andersonville. Great burgers and drag queens.

I like Moody's but I'm not all that impressed by the beer selection. The food is decent but for Chicago I don't think it's top tier. Great patio dining in summer though. I could sit there all night.

Lazy hood rat...
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Pre on February 02, 2009, 09:07:50 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 19, 2009, 09:25:34 AM
Every time there's a show at the Beat Kitchen that we want to see, we hit up Kuma's first. Looks like early April is going to be that time.

That place just rules. Tons of great beer and the best burger around. Just have to get there somewhat early or you'll wait forever. The place is tiny.

Their bartenders can actually serve a good cocktail too, which is true of a depressingly few places in the city.  Seriously, go there but go an
hour and a half before you plan on eating.  Also, full menu at the bar.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Internet Apex on February 02, 2009, 09:24:06 PM
Quote from: powen01 on February 02, 2009, 08:55:47 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on February 02, 2009, 08:06:10 PM
Quote from: Fork on January 19, 2009, 09:46:08 AM

Moody's Pub in Edgewater. Great burger.

Hamburger Mary's in Andersonville. Great burgers and drag queens.

I like Moody's but I'm not all that impressed by the beer selection. The food is decent but for Chicago I don't think it's top tier. Great patio dining in summer though. I could sit there all night.

Lazy hood rat...

Guilty.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Mike Douche on February 02, 2009, 10:47:56 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on February 02, 2009, 08:06:10 PM
Quote from: Fork on January 19, 2009, 09:46:08 AM

Moody's Pub in Edgewater. Great burger.

Hamburger Mary's in Andersonville. Great burgers and drag queens.

I like Moody's but I'm not all that impressed by the beer selection. The food is decent but for Chicago I don't think it's top tier. Great patio dining in summer though. I could sit there all night.

You can stop right there.  Frankly, I would have thought that Moody's had nothing but Old Pile.  It's not a place to get your drink on unless you woke up in 1979 and went there.  Dark dining room.  Peanuts on the table.  Every time I go there I feel like I've walked into a time machine.  Good burger, though.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Internet Apex on February 03, 2009, 07:25:11 AM
Quote from: Mike Douche on February 02, 2009, 10:47:56 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on February 02, 2009, 08:06:10 PM
Quote from: Fork on January 19, 2009, 09:46:08 AM

Moody's Pub in Edgewater. Great burger.

Hamburger Mary's in Andersonville. Great burgers and drag queens.

I like Moody's but I'm not all that impressed by the beer selection. The food is decent but for Chicago I don't think it's top tier. Great patio dining in summer though. I could sit there all night.

They have Berghoff Dunkel. It's ok.

You can stop right there.  Frankly, I would have thought that Moody's had nothing but Old Pile.  It's not a place to get your drink on unless you woke up in 1979 and went there.  Dark dining room.  Peanuts on the table.  Every time I go there I feel like I've walked into a time machine.  Good burger, though.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: BH on February 03, 2009, 08:55:43 AM
Old Oak tap by me (on chicago, between hoyne and leavitt) have great burgers and incredible beers on tap... awesome in the summer, have a huge outdoor area in front..

Here is their beer menu, it's class.
http://www.theoldoaktap.com/menu_beer.html
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: 5laky on February 03, 2009, 09:01:06 AM
Quote from: BH on February 03, 2009, 08:55:43 AM
Old Oak tap by me (on chicago, between hoyne and leavitt) have great burgers and incredible beers on tap... awesome in the summer, have a huge outdoor area in front..

Here is their beer menu, it's class.
http://www.theoldoaktap.com/menu_beer.html

Damn, I feel like I've walked by that corner many times and I've never heard of that place. I have to keep this place in mind.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: BH on February 03, 2009, 09:02:03 AM
Quote from: 5laky on February 03, 2009, 09:01:06 AM
Quote from: BH on February 03, 2009, 08:55:43 AM
Old Oak tap by me (on chicago, between hoyne and leavitt) have great burgers and incredible beers on tap... awesome in the summer, have a huge outdoor area in front..

Here is their beer menu, it's class.
http://www.theoldoaktap.com/menu_beer.html

Damn, I feel like I've walked by that corner many times and I've never heard of that place. I have to keep this place in mind.

Just opened at the end of last summer...
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: flannj on February 03, 2009, 09:02:34 AM
Quote from: BH on February 03, 2009, 08:55:43 AM
Old Oak tap by me (on chicago, between hoyne and leavitt) have great burgers and incredible beers on tap... awesome in the summer, have a huge outdoor area in front..

Here is their beer menu, it's class.
http://www.theoldoaktap.com/menu_beer.html
Hmmm... Bell's Oberon on tap.
It's 9 in the morning and I'm drooling.

Breakfast of Champions.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: 5laky on February 03, 2009, 09:08:56 AM
Quote from: flannj on February 03, 2009, 09:02:34 AM
Quote from: BH on February 03, 2009, 08:55:43 AM
Old Oak tap by me (on chicago, between hoyne and leavitt) have great burgers and incredible beers on tap... awesome in the summer, have a huge outdoor area in front..

Here is their beer menu, it's class.
http://www.theoldoaktap.com/menu_beer.html
Hmmm... Bell's Oberon on tap.
I'ts 9 in the morning and I'm drooling.

Breakfast of Champions.

Bell's is fantastic, especially the Oberon. They also have the Dogfish Head 60 minute on tap which I highly recommend. The 90 is evern more powerful. The 120 will kick your ass in the best way possible.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: BH on February 03, 2009, 09:11:23 AM
Quote from: 5laky on February 03, 2009, 09:08:56 AM
Quote from: flannj on February 03, 2009, 09:02:34 AM
Quote from: BH on February 03, 2009, 08:55:43 AM
Old Oak tap by me (on chicago, between hoyne and leavitt) have great burgers and incredible beers on tap... awesome in the summer, have a huge outdoor area in front..

Here is their beer menu, it's class.
http://www.theoldoaktap.com/menu_beer.html
Hmmm... Bell's Oberon on tap.
I'ts 9 in the morning and I'm drooling.

Breakfast of Champions.

Bell's is fantastic, especially the Oberon. They also have the Dogfish Head 60 minute on tap which I highly recommend. The 90 is evern more powerful. The 120 will kick your ass in the best way possible.

Ole Rasputin is a glorious beer. And at 9%, it's a good time really quickly.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: TDubbs on February 03, 2009, 09:34:52 AM
Quote from: BH on February 03, 2009, 09:11:23 AM
Quote from: 5laky on February 03, 2009, 09:08:56 AM
Quote from: flannj on February 03, 2009, 09:02:34 AM
Quote from: BH on February 03, 2009, 08:55:43 AM
Old Oak tap by me (on chicago, between hoyne and leavitt) have great burgers and incredible beers on tap... awesome in the summer, have a huge outdoor area in front..

Here is their beer menu, it's class.
http://www.theoldoaktap.com/menu_beer.html
Hmmm... Bell's Oberon on tap.
I'ts 9 in the morning and I'm drooling.

Breakfast of Champions.

Bell's is fantastic, especially the Oberon. They also have the Dogfish Head 60 minute on tap which I highly recommend. The 90 is evern more powerful. The 120 will kick your ass in the best way possible.

Ole Rasputin is a glorious beer. And at 9%, it's a good time really quickly.

No Bud Light?  Fuck that place.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: 5laky on February 03, 2009, 09:43:13 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on February 03, 2009, 09:34:52 AM
Quote from: BH on February 03, 2009, 09:11:23 AM
Quote from: 5laky on February 03, 2009, 09:08:56 AM
Quote from: flannj on February 03, 2009, 09:02:34 AM
Quote from: BH on February 03, 2009, 08:55:43 AM
Old Oak tap by me (on chicago, between hoyne and leavitt) have great burgers and incredible beers on tap... awesome in the summer, have a huge outdoor area in front..

Here is their beer menu, it's class.
http://www.theoldoaktap.com/menu_beer.html
Hmmm... Bell's Oberon on tap.
I'ts 9 in the morning and I'm drooling.

Breakfast of Champions.

Bell's is fantastic, especially the Oberon. They also have the Dogfish Head 60 minute on tap which I highly recommend. The 90 is evern more powerful. The 120 will kick your ass in the best way possible.

Ole Rasputin is a glorious beer. And at 9%, it's a good time really quickly.

No Bud Light?  Fuck that place.

You do a really good impression of a shitty human being.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: BH on February 03, 2009, 10:01:12 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on February 03, 2009, 09:34:52 AM
Quote from: BH on February 03, 2009, 09:11:23 AM
Quote from: 5laky on February 03, 2009, 09:08:56 AM
Quote from: flannj on February 03, 2009, 09:02:34 AM
Quote from: BH on February 03, 2009, 08:55:43 AM
Old Oak tap by me (on chicago, between hoyne and leavitt) have great burgers and incredible beers on tap... awesome in the summer, have a huge outdoor area in front..

Here is their beer menu, it's class.
http://www.theoldoaktap.com/menu_beer.html
Hmmm... Bell's Oberon on tap.
I'ts 9 in the morning and I'm drooling.

Breakfast of Champions.

Bell's is fantastic, especially the Oberon. They also have the Dogfish Head 60 minute on tap which I highly recommend. The 90 is evern more powerful. The 120 will kick your ass in the best way possible.

Ole Rasputin is a glorious beer. And at 9%, it's a good time really quickly.

No Bud Light?  Fuck that place.

Don't fret. They have white wine for guys like you there.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: TDubbs on February 03, 2009, 10:01:16 AM
Quote from: 5laky on February 03, 2009, 09:43:13 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on February 03, 2009, 09:34:52 AM
Quote from: BH on February 03, 2009, 09:11:23 AM
Quote from: 5laky on February 03, 2009, 09:08:56 AM
Quote from: flannj on February 03, 2009, 09:02:34 AM
Quote from: BH on February 03, 2009, 08:55:43 AM
Old Oak tap by me (on chicago, between hoyne and leavitt) have great burgers and incredible beers on tap... awesome in the summer, have a huge outdoor area in front..

Here is their beer menu, it's class.
http://www.theoldoaktap.com/menu_beer.html
Hmmm... Bell's Oberon on tap.
I'ts 9 in the morning and I'm drooling.

Breakfast of Champions.

Bell's is fantastic, especially the Oberon. They also have the Dogfish Head 60 minute on tap which I highly recommend. The 90 is evern more powerful. The 120 will kick your ass in the best way possible.

Ole Rasputin is a glorious beer. And at 9%, it's a good time really quickly.

No Bud Light?  Fuck that place.

You do a really good impression of a shitty human being.

Oh yeah?  Yeah?!?  Well, you do a really good impression of sucking.

BOOM, ya roasted.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: TDubbs on February 03, 2009, 10:01:40 AM
Quote from: BH on February 03, 2009, 10:01:12 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on February 03, 2009, 09:34:52 AM
Quote from: BH on February 03, 2009, 09:11:23 AM
Quote from: 5laky on February 03, 2009, 09:08:56 AM
Quote from: flannj on February 03, 2009, 09:02:34 AM
Quote from: BH on February 03, 2009, 08:55:43 AM
Old Oak tap by me (on chicago, between hoyne and leavitt) have great burgers and incredible beers on tap... awesome in the summer, have a huge outdoor area in front..

Here is their beer menu, it's class.
http://www.theoldoaktap.com/menu_beer.html
Hmmm... Bell's Oberon on tap.
I'ts 9 in the morning and I'm drooling.

Breakfast of Champions.

Bell's is fantastic, especially the Oberon. They also have the Dogfish Head 60 minute on tap which I highly recommend. The 90 is evern more powerful. The 120 will kick your ass in the best way possible.

Ole Rasputin is a glorious beer. And at 9%, it's a good time really quickly.

No Bud Light?  Fuck that place.

Don't fret. They have white wine for guys like you there.

See you there this summer then.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: 5laky on February 03, 2009, 10:09:53 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on February 03, 2009, 10:01:40 AM
Quote from: BH on February 03, 2009, 10:01:12 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on February 03, 2009, 09:34:52 AM
Quote from: BH on February 03, 2009, 09:11:23 AM
Quote from: 5laky on February 03, 2009, 09:08:56 AM
Quote from: flannj on February 03, 2009, 09:02:34 AM
Quote from: BH on February 03, 2009, 08:55:43 AM
Old Oak tap by me (on chicago, between hoyne and leavitt) have great burgers and incredible beers on tap... awesome in the summer, have a huge outdoor area in front..

Here is their beer menu, it's class.
http://www.theoldoaktap.com/menu_beer.html
Hmmm... Bell's Oberon on tap.
I'ts 9 in the morning and I'm drooling.

Breakfast of Champions.

Bell's is fantastic, especially the Oberon. They also have the Dogfish Head 60 minute on tap which I highly recommend. The 90 is evern more powerful. The 120 will kick your ass in the best way possible.

Ole Rasputin is a glorious beer. And at 9%, it's a good time really quickly.

No Bud Light?  Fuck that place.

Don't fret. They have white wine for guys like you there.

See you there this summer then.

Let's bury the hatchet over a BJ.

Bartles and James, of course!
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: CT II on February 03, 2009, 10:56:15 AM
Quote from: 5laky on February 03, 2009, 10:09:53 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on February 03, 2009, 10:01:40 AM
Quote from: BH on February 03, 2009, 10:01:12 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on February 03, 2009, 09:34:52 AM
Quote from: BH on February 03, 2009, 09:11:23 AM
Quote from: 5laky on February 03, 2009, 09:08:56 AM
Quote from: flannj on February 03, 2009, 09:02:34 AM
Quote from: BH on February 03, 2009, 08:55:43 AM
Old Oak tap by me (on chicago, between hoyne and leavitt) have great burgers and incredible beers on tap... awesome in the summer, have a huge outdoor area in front..

Here is their beer menu, it's class.
http://www.theoldoaktap.com/menu_beer.html
Hmmm... Bell's Oberon on tap.
I'ts 9 in the morning and I'm drooling.

Breakfast of Champions.

Bell's is fantastic, especially the Oberon. They also have the Dogfish Head 60 minute on tap which I highly recommend. The 90 is evern more powerful. The 120 will kick your ass in the best way possible.

Ole Rasputin is a glorious beer. And at 9%, it's a good time really quickly.

No Bud Light?  Fuck that place.

Don't fret. They have white wine for guys like you there.

See you there this summer then.

Let's bury the hatchet over a BJ.

Bartles and James, of course!

Thank you for your support.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Oleg on March 25, 2009, 01:03:29 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 19, 2009, 09:03:20 AM
Kuma's Corner has the best burger in the city.

This.  Yes.  Right on.  Yada yada.  Holy shit.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: BH on March 25, 2009, 01:34:56 PM
High Dive on Chicago near Damen has really good burgers. And a $1 burger night on Wednesdays.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: TDubbs on March 25, 2009, 02:15:46 PM
Quote from: BH on March 25, 2009, 01:34:56 PM
High Dive on Chicago near Damen has really good burgers. And a $1 burger night on Wednesdays.

Date night?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: BH on March 25, 2009, 02:21:50 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on March 25, 2009, 02:15:46 PM
Quote from: BH on March 25, 2009, 01:34:56 PM
High Dive on Chicago near Damen has really good burgers. And a $1 burger night on Wednesdays.

Date night?

No. Date night is a digiorno and cold popcorn. She brings her own beer.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: MAD on March 25, 2009, 02:28:35 PM
Quote from: BH on March 25, 2009, 02:21:50 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on March 25, 2009, 02:15:46 PM
Quote from: BH on March 25, 2009, 01:34:56 PM
High Dive on Chicago near Damen has really good burgers. And a $1 burger night on Wednesdays.

Date night?

No. Date night is a digiorno and cold popcorn. She brings her own beer.

Just make sure she brings her own Ass-Graze Defender 2000® so that there are no awkward moments.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: BH on March 25, 2009, 02:36:12 PM
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/baseball/more/03/25/bodacious.burger.ap/index.html

"The West Michigan Whitecaps, a minor-league baseball team, will be offering up major league cholesterol, carbohydrates and calories in an enormous hamburger being added to the menu this year at the Fifth Third Ballpark.

The four-pound, $20 burger features five beef patties, five slices of cheese, nearly a cup of chili and liberal doses of salsa and corn chips, all on an eight-inch sesame-seed bun. That's a lot of dough!

The Grand Rapids Press reports that anyone who eats the entire 4,800-calorie behemoth in one sitting will receive a special T-shirt. Saner fans can divide it up with a pizza cutter and share.

The Midwest League team is a single-A affiliate of the Detroit Tigers."

(http://i2.cdn.turner.com/si/2009/baseball/more/03/25/bodacious.burger.ap/bodacious-burger.jpg)
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Quality Start Machine on March 25, 2009, 02:48:55 PM
Quote from: BH on March 25, 2009, 02:36:12 PM
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/baseball/more/03/25/bodacious.burger.ap/index.html

"The West Michigan Whitecaps, a minor-league baseball team, will be offering up major league cholesterol, carbohydrates and calories in an enormous hamburger being added to the menu this year at the Fifth Third Ballpark.

The four-pound, $20 burger features five beef patties, five slices of cheese, nearly a cup of chili and liberal doses of salsa and corn chips, all on an eight-inch sesame-seed bun. That's a lot of dough!

The Grand Rapids Press reports that anyone who eats the entire 4,800-calorie behemoth in one sitting will receive a special T-shirt. Saner fans can divide it up with a pizza cutter and share.

The Midwest League team is a single-A affiliate of the Detroit Tigers."

(http://i2.cdn.turner.com/si/2009/baseball/more/03/25/bodacious.burger.ap/bodacious-burger.jpg)

Does the T-shirt come in small?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: CBStew on March 27, 2009, 09:22:36 AM
Quote from: Fork on March 25, 2009, 02:48:55 PM
Quote from: BH on March 25, 2009, 02:36:12 PM
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/baseball/more/03/25/bodacious.burger.ap/index.html

"The West Michigan Whitecaps, a minor-league baseball team, will be offering up major league cholesterol, carbohydrates and calories in an enormous hamburger being added to the menu this year at the Fifth Third Ballpark.

The four-pound, $20 burger features five beef patties, five slices of cheese, nearly a cup of chili and liberal doses of salsa and corn chips, all on an eight-inch sesame-seed bun. That's a lot of dough!

The Grand Rapids Press reports that anyone who eats the entire 4,800-calorie behemoth in one sitting will receive a special T-shirt. Saner fans can divide it up with a pizza cutter and share.

The Midwest League team is a single-A affiliate of the Detroit Tigers."

(http://i2.cdn.turner.com/si/2009/baseball/more/03/25/bodacious.burger.ap/bodacious-burger.jpg)

Does the T-shirt come in small?

The guy in the picture appears to be eating the aluminum plate as well as the burger.  It probably doesn't add any additional calories.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: BH on April 01, 2009, 05:07:14 PM
The Kobe burger at the Grill at Millennium Park is incredible.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: MAD on April 01, 2009, 05:25:58 PM
Quote from: BH on April 01, 2009, 05:07:14 PM
The Kobe burger at the Grill at Millennium Park is incredible.

Did TDubbs and you switch spots for April Fool's Day?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: BH on April 02, 2009, 01:31:33 PM
Quote from: MAD on April 01, 2009, 05:25:58 PM
Quote from: BH on April 01, 2009, 05:07:14 PM
The Kobe burger at the Grill at Millennium Park is incredible.

Did TDubbs and you switch spots for April Fool's Day?


You should fire up the Aztek and drive down for one. You won't regret it.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: MAD on April 02, 2009, 03:48:07 PM
Quote from: BH on April 02, 2009, 01:31:33 PM
Quote from: MAD on April 01, 2009, 05:25:58 PM
Quote from: BH on April 01, 2009, 05:07:14 PM
The Kobe burger at the Grill at Millennium Park is incredible.

Did TDubbs and you switch spots for April Fool's Day?


You should fire up the Aztek and drive down for one. You won't regret it.

I've actually been there.

Now what do we do?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: BH on April 02, 2009, 03:53:17 PM
Quote from: MAD on April 02, 2009, 03:48:07 PM
Quote from: BH on April 02, 2009, 01:31:33 PM
Quote from: MAD on April 01, 2009, 05:25:58 PM
Quote from: BH on April 01, 2009, 05:07:14 PM
The Kobe burger at the Grill at Millennium Park is incredible.

Did TDubbs and you switch spots for April Fool's Day?


You should fire up the Aztek and drive down for one. You won't regret it.

I've actually been there.

Now what do we do?

I think we have to wear these.

(http://www.engravingshop.com/uploaded/images/lgbfnecklace.jpg)
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: flannj on April 16, 2009, 09:33:20 AM
The Cheeseburger Show (http://blogs.trb.com/cheeseburgershow/)
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Slaky on April 16, 2009, 10:53:06 AM
Quote from: flannj on April 16, 2009, 09:33:20 AM
The Cheeseburger Show (http://blogs.trb.com/cheeseburgershow/)


Nice - I love a beefy essence.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Oleg on June 08, 2009, 10:20:02 PM
Quote from: RV on January 19, 2009, 08:54:39 AM
Was I just being obtuse when skimming through thread titles in here, or is there really not one about outstanding beef burgers?

Five Guys on Clybourn, just south of Southport. In-N-Out type chain, just opened a couple months ago. Great burger, better fries.

I don't know nothin' 'bout no In-N-Out or nuthin', but I can certainly vouch for Five Guys.

The burger is very good.  The regular burger is great, but definitely fast food-type, which is what you're looking for when you eat here anyway.  The fries are awesome.  The regular ones are good, the Cajun ones are also good.  By the time we tried the Cajun ones, we were pretty full.

The menu is very limited.  Burgers and hot dogs.  Burgers can be gotten as a junior (single) or regular.  Both the burgers and the hot dogs come with optional bacon and/or cheese.  I think they also have a veggie burger, but I can't imagine anyone ordering one.  I mean, why?  If you're a vegetarian, they also have grilled cheese.  But, again, why?  Unless you're 12.

They also have a huge condiment selection, all of which is included in the burger.  They have the usual, but you can also get mushrooms, grilled onions, bbq sauce.  They also have jalapenos.  I was expecting the canned/jarred ones, but no!  They're fresh.

I may have just told everyone what they already knew.  I don't care.  This place is good.  I positive (are we still saying that?).
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Kermit, B. on June 09, 2009, 10:30:20 AM
Quote from: Oleg on June 08, 2009, 10:20:02 PM
Quote from: RV on January 19, 2009, 08:54:39 AM
Was I just being obtuse when skimming through thread titles in here, or is there really not one about outstanding beef burgers?

Five Guys on Clybourn, just south of Southport. In-N-Out type chain, just opened a couple months ago. Great burger, better fries.

I don't know nothin' 'bout no In-N-Out or nuthin', but I can certainly vouch for Five Guys.

The burger is very good.  The regular burger is great, but definitely fast food-type, which is what you're looking for when you eat here anyway.  The fries are awesome.  The regular ones are good, the Cajun ones are also good.  By the time we tried the Cajun ones, we were pretty full.

The menu is very limited.  Burgers and hot dogs.  Burgers can be gotten as a junior (single) or regular.  Both the burgers and the hot dogs come with optional bacon and/or cheese.  I think they also have a veggie burger, but I can't imagine anyone ordering one.  I mean, why?  If you're a vegetarian, they also have grilled cheese.  But, again, why?  Unless you're 12.

They also have a huge condiment selection, all of which is included in the burger.  They have the usual, but you can also get mushrooms, grilled onions, bbq sauce.  They also have jalapenos.  I was expecting the canned/jarred ones, but no!  They're fresh.

I may have just told everyone what they already knew.  I don't care.  This place is good.  I positive (are we still saying that?).

They just opened one out in Naperville, and I was waiting for you to tell me to go try it.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 09, 2009, 10:39:52 AM
Quote from: Oleg on June 08, 2009, 10:20:02 PM
they also have grilled cheese.  But, again, why?  Unless you're 12.


A good grilled cheese sandwich (with tomato and bacon) is pure awesomeness, especially for wee-hours dining.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: flannj on June 09, 2009, 10:57:58 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 09, 2009, 10:39:52 AM
Quote from: Oleg on June 08, 2009, 10:20:02 PM
they also have grilled cheese.  But, again, why?  Unless you're 12.


A Four good grilled cheese sandwiches (with tomato and bacon) is pure awesomeness, especially for wee-hours dining.

True wee-hour'd
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Oleg on June 09, 2009, 11:35:49 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on June 09, 2009, 10:30:20 AM
Quote from: Oleg on June 08, 2009, 10:20:02 PM
Quote from: RV on January 19, 2009, 08:54:39 AM
Was I just being obtuse when skimming through thread titles in here, or is there really not one about outstanding beef burgers?

Five Guys on Clybourn, just south of Southport. In-N-Out type chain, just opened a couple months ago. Great burger, better fries.

I don't know nothin' 'bout no In-N-Out or nuthin', but I can certainly vouch for Five Guys.

The burger is very good.  The regular burger is great, but definitely fast food-type, which is what you're looking for when you eat here anyway.  The fries are awesome.  The regular ones are good, the Cajun ones are also good.  By the time we tried the Cajun ones, we were pretty full.

The menu is very limited.  Burgers and hot dogs.  Burgers can be gotten as a junior (single) or regular.  Both the burgers and the hot dogs come with optional bacon and/or cheese.  I think they also have a veggie burger, but I can't imagine anyone ordering one.  I mean, why?  If you're a vegetarian, they also have grilled cheese.  But, again, why?  Unless you're 12.

They also have a huge condiment selection, all of which is included in the burger.  They have the usual, but you can also get mushrooms, grilled onions, bbq sauce.  They also have jalapenos.  I was expecting the canned/jarred ones, but no!  They're fresh.

I may have just told everyone what they already knew.  I don't care.  This place is good.  I positive (are we still saying that?).

They just opened one out in Naperville, and I was waiting for you to tell me to go try it.

Do your parents live near Naperville?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Kermit, B. on June 09, 2009, 03:20:26 PM
Quote from: Oleg on June 09, 2009, 11:35:49 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on June 09, 2009, 10:30:20 AM
Quote from: Oleg on June 08, 2009, 10:20:02 PM
Quote from: RV on January 19, 2009, 08:54:39 AM
Was I just being obtuse when skimming through thread titles in here, or is there really not one about outstanding beef burgers?

Five Guys on Clybourn, just south of Southport. In-N-Out type chain, just opened a couple months ago. Great burger, better fries.

I don't know nothin' 'bout no In-N-Out or nuthin', but I can certainly vouch for Five Guys.

The burger is very good.  The regular burger is great, but definitely fast food-type, which is what you're looking for when you eat here anyway.  The fries are awesome.  The regular ones are good, the Cajun ones are also good.  By the time we tried the Cajun ones, we were pretty full.

The menu is very limited.  Burgers and hot dogs.  Burgers can be gotten as a junior (single) or regular.  Both the burgers and the hot dogs come with optional bacon and/or cheese.  I think they also have a veggie burger, but I can't imagine anyone ordering one.  I mean, why?  If you're a vegetarian, they also have grilled cheese.  But, again, why?  Unless you're 12.

They also have a huge condiment selection, all of which is included in the burger.  They have the usual, but you can also get mushrooms, grilled onions, bbq sauce.  They also have jalapenos.  I was expecting the canned/jarred ones, but no!  They're fresh.

I may have just told everyone what they already knew.  I don't care.  This place is good.  I positive (are we still saying that?).

They just opened one out in Naperville, and I was waiting for you to tell me to go try it.

Do your parents live near Naperville?

No, but my parents-in-law do.  WHAT LUCK.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Tank on June 09, 2009, 04:57:47 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on June 09, 2009, 03:20:26 PM
Quote from: Oleg on June 09, 2009, 11:35:49 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on June 09, 2009, 10:30:20 AM
Quote from: Oleg on June 08, 2009, 10:20:02 PM
Quote from: RV on January 19, 2009, 08:54:39 AM
Was I just being obtuse when skimming through thread titles in here, or is there really not one about outstanding beef burgers?

Five Guys on Clybourn, just south of Southport. In-N-Out type chain, just opened a couple months ago. Great burger, better fries.

I don't know nothin' 'bout no In-N-Out or nuthin', but I can certainly vouch for Five Guys.

The burger is very good.  The regular burger is great, but definitely fast food-type, which is what you're looking for when you eat here anyway.  The fries are awesome.  The regular ones are good, the Cajun ones are also good.  By the time we tried the Cajun ones, we were pretty full.

The menu is very limited.  Burgers and hot dogs.  Burgers can be gotten as a junior (single) or regular.  Both the burgers and the hot dogs come with optional bacon and/or cheese.  I think they also have a veggie burger, but I can't imagine anyone ordering one.  I mean, why?  If you're a vegetarian, they also have grilled cheese.  But, again, why?  Unless you're 12.

They also have a huge condiment selection, all of which is included in the burger.  They have the usual, but you can also get mushrooms, grilled onions, bbq sauce.  They also have jalapenos.  I was expecting the canned/jarred ones, but no!  They're fresh.

I may have just told everyone what they already knew.  I don't care.  This place is good.  I positive (are we still saying that?).

They just opened one out in Naperville, and I was waiting for you to tell me to go try it.

Do your parents live near Naperville?

No, but my parents-in-law do.  WHAT LUCK.

Your digging shovel has been getting quite the online workout lately.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Kermit, B. on June 09, 2009, 05:20:04 PM
Quote from: Tank on June 09, 2009, 04:57:47 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on June 09, 2009, 03:20:26 PM
Quote from: Oleg on June 09, 2009, 11:35:49 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on June 09, 2009, 10:30:20 AM
Quote from: Oleg on June 08, 2009, 10:20:02 PM
Quote from: RV on January 19, 2009, 08:54:39 AM
Was I just being obtuse when skimming through thread titles in here, or is there really not one about outstanding beef burgers?

Five Guys on Clybourn, just south of Southport. In-N-Out type chain, just opened a couple months ago. Great burger, better fries.

I don't know nothin' 'bout no In-N-Out or nuthin', but I can certainly vouch for Five Guys.

The burger is very good.  The regular burger is great, but definitely fast food-type, which is what you're looking for when you eat here anyway.  The fries are awesome.  The regular ones are good, the Cajun ones are also good.  By the time we tried the Cajun ones, we were pretty full.

The menu is very limited.  Burgers and hot dogs.  Burgers can be gotten as a junior (single) or regular.  Both the burgers and the hot dogs come with optional bacon and/or cheese.  I think they also have a veggie burger, but I can't imagine anyone ordering one.  I mean, why?  If you're a vegetarian, they also have grilled cheese.  But, again, why?  Unless you're 12.

They also have a huge condiment selection, all of which is included in the burger.  They have the usual, but you can also get mushrooms, grilled onions, bbq sauce.  They also have jalapenos.  I was expecting the canned/jarred ones, but no!  They're fresh.

I may have just told everyone what they already knew.  I don't care.  This place is good.  I positive (are we still saying that?).

They just opened one out in Naperville, and I was waiting for you to tell me to go try it.

Do your parents live near Naperville?

No, but my parents-in-law do.  WHAT LUCK.

Your digging shovel has been getting quite the online workout lately.

Now that Andy made the message board only readable to registered users, I'm assuming I'm safe.  I don't think she even reads HJE, to be honest.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: PenFoe on June 09, 2009, 05:22:06 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on June 09, 2009, 05:20:04 PM
Now that Andy made the message board only readable to registered users, I'm assuming I'm safe.  I don't think she even reads HJE, to be honest.

She's too busy trolling the SBoxing under the name "Miss Valerie"

edit: Retraction...that was totally uncalled for.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Tank on June 09, 2009, 05:28:21 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 09, 2009, 05:22:06 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on June 09, 2009, 05:20:04 PM
Now that Andy made the message board only readable to registered users, I'm assuming I'm safe.  I don't think she even reads HJE, to be honest.

She's too busy trolling the SBoxing under the name "Miss Valerie"

edit: Retraction...that was totally uncalled for.

There's not much danger in running into Kerm over there.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Kermit, B. on June 10, 2009, 11:07:03 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 09, 2009, 05:22:06 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on June 09, 2009, 05:20:04 PM
Now that Andy made the message board only readable to registered users, I'm assuming I'm safe.  I don't think she even reads HJE, to be honest.

She's too busy trolling the SBoxing under the name "Miss Valerie"

edit: Retraction...that was totally uncalled for.

If that was the case, I'd be eating P.F. Chang's every night.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: TDubbs on June 10, 2009, 11:34:14 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on June 10, 2009, 11:07:03 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 09, 2009, 05:22:06 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on June 09, 2009, 05:20:04 PM
Now that Andy made the message board only readable to registered users, I'm assuming I'm safe.  I don't think she even reads HJE, to be honest.

She's too busy trolling the SBoxing under the name "Miss Valerie"

edit: Retraction...that was totally uncalled for.

If that was the case, I'd be eating P.F. Chang's every night.

um
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Jon on June 10, 2009, 12:56:11 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on June 10, 2009, 11:34:14 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on June 10, 2009, 11:07:03 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 09, 2009, 05:22:06 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on June 09, 2009, 05:20:04 PM
Now that Andy made the message board only readable to registered users, I'm assuming I'm safe.  I don't think she even reads HJE, to be honest.

She's too busy trolling the SBoxing under the name "Miss Valerie"

edit: Retraction...that was totally uncalled for.

If that was the case, I'd be eating P.F. Chang's every night.

um

double um
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Kermit, B. on June 10, 2009, 01:51:41 PM
Quote from: Jon on June 10, 2009, 12:56:11 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on June 10, 2009, 11:34:14 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on June 10, 2009, 11:07:03 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 09, 2009, 05:22:06 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on June 09, 2009, 05:20:04 PM
Now that Andy made the message board only readable to registered users, I'm assuming I'm safe.  I don't think she even reads HJE, to be honest.

She's too busy trolling the SBoxing under the name "Miss Valerie"

edit: Retraction...that was totally uncalled for.

If that was the case, I'd be eating P.F. Chang's every night.

um

double um

It's been a while since I've been in the Shoutbox, but if J-Kerm were Miss V, wouldn't that mean she is willing to orally stimulate me in the bathroom of a P.F. Chang's?  I mean, I understand TDubbs not getting it, but YOU, Jon?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Jon on June 10, 2009, 01:52:38 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on June 10, 2009, 01:51:41 PM
Quote from: Jon on June 10, 2009, 12:56:11 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on June 10, 2009, 11:34:14 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on June 10, 2009, 11:07:03 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 09, 2009, 05:22:06 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on June 09, 2009, 05:20:04 PM
Now that Andy made the message board only readable to registered users, I'm assuming I'm safe.  I don't think she even reads HJE, to be honest.

She's too busy trolling the SBoxing under the name "Miss Valerie"

edit: Retraction...that was totally uncalled for.

If that was the case, I'd be eating P.F. Chang's every night.

um

double um

It's been a while since I've been in the Shoutbox, but if J-Kerm were Miss V, wouldn't that mean she is willing to orally stimulate me in the bathroom of a P.F. Chang's?  I mean, I understand TDubbs not getting it, but YOU, Jon?

Oh, I get it...it just creeps me out.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Kermit, B. on June 10, 2009, 01:54:32 PM
Quote from: Jon on June 10, 2009, 01:52:38 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on June 10, 2009, 01:51:41 PM
Quote from: Jon on June 10, 2009, 12:56:11 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on June 10, 2009, 11:34:14 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on June 10, 2009, 11:07:03 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 09, 2009, 05:22:06 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on June 09, 2009, 05:20:04 PM
Now that Andy made the message board only readable to registered users, I'm assuming I'm safe.  I don't think she even reads HJE, to be honest.

She's too busy trolling the SBoxing under the name "Miss Valerie"

edit: Retraction...that was totally uncalled for.

If that was the case, I'd be eating P.F. Chang's every night.

um

double um

It's been a while since I've been in the Shoutbox, but if J-Kerm were Miss V, wouldn't that mean she is willing to orally stimulate me in the bathroom of a P.F. Chang's?  I mean, I understand TDubbs not getting it, but YOU, Jon?

Oh, I get it...it just creeps me out.

You want me to send you Dave Kaplan's phone number?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Jon on June 10, 2009, 02:09:27 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on June 10, 2009, 01:54:32 PM
Quote from: Jon on June 10, 2009, 01:52:38 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on June 10, 2009, 01:51:41 PM
Quote from: Jon on June 10, 2009, 12:56:11 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on June 10, 2009, 11:34:14 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on June 10, 2009, 11:07:03 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 09, 2009, 05:22:06 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on June 09, 2009, 05:20:04 PM
Now that Andy made the message board only readable to registered users, I'm assuming I'm safe.  I don't think she even reads HJE, to be honest.

She's too busy trolling the SBoxing under the name "Miss Valerie"

edit: Retraction...that was totally uncalled for.

If that was the case, I'd be eating P.F. Chang's every night.

um

double um

It's been a while since I've been in the Shoutbox, but if J-Kerm were Miss V, wouldn't that mean she is willing to orally stimulate me in the bathroom of a P.F. Chang's?  I mean, I understand TDubbs not getting it, but YOU, Jon?

Oh, I get it...it just creeps me out.

You want me to send you Dave Kaplan's phone number?

Does he still charge $2.99/minute?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Tank on June 10, 2009, 02:10:32 PM
Quote from: Jon on June 10, 2009, 02:09:27 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on June 10, 2009, 01:54:32 PM
Quote from: Jon on June 10, 2009, 01:52:38 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on June 10, 2009, 01:51:41 PM
Quote from: Jon on June 10, 2009, 12:56:11 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on June 10, 2009, 11:34:14 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on June 10, 2009, 11:07:03 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 09, 2009, 05:22:06 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on June 09, 2009, 05:20:04 PM
Now that Andy made the message board only readable to registered users, I'm assuming I'm safe.  I don't think she even reads HJE, to be honest.

She's too busy trolling the SBoxing under the name "Miss Valerie"

edit: Retraction...that was totally uncalled for.

If that was the case, I'd be eating P.F. Chang's every night.

um

double um

It's been a while since I've been in the Shoutbox, but if J-Kerm were Miss V, wouldn't that mean she is willing to orally stimulate me in the bathroom of a P.F. Chang's?  I mean, I understand TDubbs not getting it, but YOU, Jon?

Oh, I get it...it just creeps me out.

You want me to send you Dave Kaplan's phone number?

Does he still charge $2.99/minute?

Depends on if you want pics.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Brownie on June 10, 2009, 02:16:29 PM
This thread makes me half-regretful and half-glad that I don't spend much time in the Sbox anymore.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: PenFoe on June 10, 2009, 02:23:02 PM
Quote from: Brownie on June 10, 2009, 02:16:29 PM
This thread makes me half-regretful and half-glad that I don't spend much time in the Sbox anymore.

Then it's mutual.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Slaky on June 10, 2009, 02:30:30 PM
Quote from: Brownie on June 10, 2009, 02:16:29 PM
This thread makes me half-regretful and half-glad that I don't spend much time in the Sbox anymore.

But mostly glad, right?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Brownie on June 10, 2009, 02:33:51 PM
Quote from: Slak on June 10, 2009, 02:30:30 PM
Quote from: Brownie on June 10, 2009, 02:16:29 PM
This thread makes me half-regretful and half-glad that I don't spend much time in the Sbox anymore.

But mostly glad, right?

Yes, except for the morbidly curiousl side of me.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: RV on June 15, 2009, 08:44:12 AM
The burger at Sola (http://www.sola-restaurant.com/) is a meat sandwich so decadent it made Caligula's member throb with pleasure.

Kobe beef, topped with bacon, topped with some fancy-pants gourmet cheese I hadn't heard of that was awesome, topped with grilled onions, all on a pretzel roll. With truffle parmesan fries on the side to boot. One of the most enjoyable pieces of hot meat I've ever shoved in my mouth. And if you really want to go all out, share a side dish of their outstanding mac & cheese with your husky dining mates.

The burger is a special that's only available on Sunday and (I think) Tuesday nights, and for lunch.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 15, 2009, 09:09:15 AM
Quote from: RV on June 15, 2009, 08:44:12 AM
The burger at Sola (http://www.sola-restaurant.com/) is a meat sandwich so decadent it made Caligula's member throb with pleasure.

Kobe beef, topped with bacon, topped with some fancy-pants gourmet cheese I hadn't heard of that was awesome, topped with grilled onions, all on a pretzel roll. With truffle parmesan fries on the side to boot. One of the most enjoyable pieces of hot meat I've ever shoved in my mouth. And if you really want to go all out, share a side dish of their outstanding mac & cheese with your husky dining mates.

The burger is a special that's only available on Sunday and (I think) Tuesday nights, and for lunch.

I think the description of the short rib sammich gave me a boner.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: CBStew on June 15, 2009, 12:43:42 PM
Quote from: RV on June 15, 2009, 08:44:12 AM
...One of the most enjoyable pieces of hot meat I've ever shoved in my mouth...

Here in the Bay Area we don't say things like this unless we are serious.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Tank on June 15, 2009, 12:47:57 PM
Quote from: CBStew on June 15, 2009, 12:43:42 PM
Quote from: RV on June 15, 2009, 08:44:12 AM
...One of the most enjoyable pieces of hot meat I've ever shoved in my mouth...

Here in the Bay Area we don't say things like this unless we are serious.

Yeah, but out there you can afford to have standards.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on June 24, 2009, 01:01:02 PM
Coming to Northbrook across a parking lot near me.  Anyone tried it?  In Naperville and Bloomington.

http://www.meatheadsburgers.com/menu.html
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Kermit, B. on June 24, 2009, 01:40:53 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 24, 2009, 01:01:02 PM
Coming to Northbrook across a parking lot near me.  Anyone tried it?  In Naperville and Bloomington.

http://www.meatheadsburgers.com/menu.html

Yeah.  It's all right.  The fries are better than the burgers, in my opinion, but I might not have picked the right burger.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Jon on June 24, 2009, 10:19:19 PM
Had the Slayer at Kuma's this afternoon. Holy fucking god. I think my heart stopped for a full minute.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Pre on June 24, 2009, 10:28:46 PM
Quote from: Jon on June 24, 2009, 10:19:19 PM
Had the Slayer at Kuma's this afternoon. Holy fucking god. I think my heart stopped for a full minute.

I love that fucking plate of awesomeness.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 29, 2009, 11:55:19 AM

Anyone been here (http://www.thehophaus.com/) yet? I'm intrigued by the kangaroo and wild boar burgers.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: MAD on June 29, 2009, 12:10:29 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 29, 2009, 11:55:19 AM

Anyone been here (http://www.thehophaus.com/) yet? I'm intrigued by the kangaroo and wild boar burgers.

Indeed I was at the very one they opened in the Park of Rogers and, in fact, had the wild boar burger, as well as buffalo and ostrich. 

Pretty goddamn tasty.  I recommend.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Tank on June 29, 2009, 01:08:58 PM
Quote from: MAD on June 29, 2009, 12:10:29 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 29, 2009, 11:55:19 AM

Anyone been here (http://www.thehophaus.com/) yet? I'm intrigued by the kangaroo and wild boar burgers.

Indeed I was at the very one they opened in the Park of Rogers and, in fact, had the wild boar burger, as well as buffalo and ostrich. 

Pretty goddamn tasty.  I recommend.

Is that the new place on Clark near Howard?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: MAD on June 29, 2009, 01:09:54 PM
Quote from: Tank on June 29, 2009, 01:08:58 PM
Quote from: MAD on June 29, 2009, 12:10:29 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 29, 2009, 11:55:19 AM

Anyone been here (http://www.thehophaus.com/) yet? I'm intrigued by the kangaroo and wild boar burgers.

Indeed I was at the very one they opened in the Park of Rogers and, in fact, had the wild boar burger, as well as buffalo and ostrich. 

Pretty goddamn tasty.  I recommend.

Is that the new place on Clark near Howard?

Yup.  It's replaced the Caribbean restaurant that used to be there.  Thankfully, the African restauarnt (African Harambee) is still there.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: MAD on July 23, 2009, 08:56:38 AM
Quote from: Oleg on June 08, 2009, 10:20:02 PM
Quote from: RV on January 19, 2009, 08:54:39 AM
Was I just being obtuse when skimming through thread titles in here, or is there really not one about outstanding beef burgers?

Five Guys on Clybourn, just south of Southport. In-N-Out type chain, just opened a couple months ago. Great burger, better fries.

I don't know nothin' 'bout no In-N-Out or nuthin', but I can certainly vouch for Five Guys.

The burger is very good.  The regular burger is great, but definitely fast food-type, which is what you're looking for when you eat here anyway.  The fries are awesome.  The regular ones are good, the Cajun ones are also good.  By the time we tried the Cajun ones, we were pretty full.

The menu is very limited.  Burgers and hot dogs.  Burgers can be gotten as a junior (single) or regular.  Both the burgers and the hot dogs come with optional bacon and/or cheese.  I think they also have a veggie burger, but I can't imagine anyone ordering one.  I mean, why?  If you're a vegetarian, they also have grilled cheese.  But, again, why?  Unless you're 12.

They also have a huge condiment selection, all of which is included in the burger.  They have the usual, but you can also get mushrooms, grilled onions, bbq sauce.  They also have jalapenos.  I was expecting the canned/jarred ones, but no!  They're fresh.

I may have just told everyone what they already knew.  I don't care.  This place is good.  I positive (are we still saying that?).

Bump.  Looks like a Five Guys will be opening up at the southwest corner of Clark and Fullerton any day now.  It's on my route to work, so I'm looking forward to giving it a shot. 
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: CT III on July 23, 2009, 08:57:17 AM
Quote from: MAD on July 23, 2009, 08:56:38 AM
Quote from: Oleg on June 08, 2009, 10:20:02 PM
Quote from: RV on January 19, 2009, 08:54:39 AM
Was I just being obtuse when skimming through thread titles in here, or is there really not one about outstanding beef burgers?

Five Guys on Clybourn, just south of Southport. In-N-Out type chain, just opened a couple months ago. Great burger, better fries.

I don't know nothin' 'bout no In-N-Out or nuthin', but I can certainly vouch for Five Guys.

The burger is very good.  The regular burger is great, but definitely fast food-type, which is what you're looking for when you eat here anyway.  The fries are awesome.  The regular ones are good, the Cajun ones are also good.  By the time we tried the Cajun ones, we were pretty full.

The menu is very limited.  Burgers and hot dogs.  Burgers can be gotten as a junior (single) or regular.  Both the burgers and the hot dogs come with optional bacon and/or cheese.  I think they also have a veggie burger, but I can't imagine anyone ordering one.  I mean, why?  If you're a vegetarian, they also have grilled cheese.  But, again, why?  Unless you're 12.

They also have a huge condiment selection, all of which is included in the burger.  They have the usual, but you can also get mushrooms, grilled onions, bbq sauce.  They also have jalapenos.  I was expecting the canned/jarred ones, but no!  They're fresh.

I may have just told everyone what they already knew.  I don't care.  This place is good.  I positive (are we still saying that?).

Bump.  Looks like a Five Guys will be opening up at the southwest corner of Clark and Fullerton any day now.  It's on my route to work, so I'm looking forward to giving it a shot. 

We get it, you woke up hungry this morning.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Quality Start Machine on July 23, 2009, 09:02:05 AM

I saw a Five Guys downtown on Wabash, I think...anyone been there yet?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on July 23, 2009, 09:23:10 AM
Quote from: MAD on July 23, 2009, 08:56:38 AM
Bump.  Looks like a Five Guys will be opening up at the southwest corner of Clark and Fullerton any day now.  It's on my route to work, so I'm looking forward to giving it a shot. 
In the Parkway Drugs?  I guess the drug store is dead, huh?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: BH on July 23, 2009, 09:53:56 AM
Quote from: MAD on July 23, 2009, 08:56:38 AM
Quote from: Oleg on June 08, 2009, 10:20:02 PM
Quote from: RV on January 19, 2009, 08:54:39 AM
Was I just being obtuse when skimming through thread titles in here, or is there really not one about outstanding beef burgers?

Five Guys on Clybourn, just south of Southport. In-N-Out type chain, just opened a couple months ago. Great burger, better fries.

I don't know nothin' 'bout no In-N-Out or nuthin', but I can certainly vouch for Five Guys.

The burger is very good.  The regular burger is great, but definitely fast food-type, which is what you're looking for when you eat here anyway.  The fries are awesome.  The regular ones are good, the Cajun ones are also good.  By the time we tried the Cajun ones, we were pretty full.

The menu is very limited.  Burgers and hot dogs.  Burgers can be gotten as a junior (single) or regular.  Both the burgers and the hot dogs come with optional bacon and/or cheese.  I think they also have a veggie burger, but I can't imagine anyone ordering one.  I mean, why?  If you're a vegetarian, they also have grilled cheese.  But, again, why?  Unless you're 12.

They also have a huge condiment selection, all of which is included in the burger.  They have the usual, but you can also get mushrooms, grilled onions, bbq sauce.  They also have jalapenos.  I was expecting the canned/jarred ones, but no!  They're fresh.

I may have just told everyone what they already knew.  I don't care.  This place is good.  I positive (are we still saying that?).

Bump.  Looks like a Five Guys will be opening up at the southwest corner of Clark and Fullerton any day now.  It's on my route to work, so I'm looking forward to giving it a shot. 

Huey is looking for some sweet five guy on guy action at the corner of Clark and Fullerton on his way to work?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: MAD on July 23, 2009, 10:34:59 AM
Quote from: BH on July 23, 2009, 09:53:56 AM
Quote from: MAD on July 23, 2009, 08:56:38 AM
Quote from: Oleg on June 08, 2009, 10:20:02 PM
Quote from: RV on January 19, 2009, 08:54:39 AM
Was I just being obtuse when skimming through thread titles in here, or is there really not one about outstanding beef burgers?

Five Guys on Clybourn, just south of Southport. In-N-Out type chain, just opened a couple months ago. Great burger, better fries.

I don't know nothin' 'bout no In-N-Out or nuthin', but I can certainly vouch for Five Guys.

The burger is very good.  The regular burger is great, but definitely fast food-type, which is what you're looking for when you eat here anyway.  The fries are awesome.  The regular ones are good, the Cajun ones are also good.  By the time we tried the Cajun ones, we were pretty full.

The menu is very limited.  Burgers and hot dogs.  Burgers can be gotten as a junior (single) or regular.  Both the burgers and the hot dogs come with optional bacon and/or cheese.  I think they also have a veggie burger, but I can't imagine anyone ordering one.  I mean, why?  If you're a vegetarian, they also have grilled cheese.  But, again, why?  Unless you're 12.

They also have a huge condiment selection, all of which is included in the burger.  They have the usual, but you can also get mushrooms, grilled onions, bbq sauce.  They also have jalapenos.  I was expecting the canned/jarred ones, but no!  They're fresh.

I may have just told everyone what they already knew.  I don't care.  This place is good.  I positive (are we still saying that?).

Bump.  Looks like a Five Guys will be opening up at the southwest corner of Clark and Fullerton any day now.  It's on my route to work, so I'm looking forward to giving it a shot. 

Huey is looking for some sweet five guy on guy action at the corner of Clark and Fullerton on his way to work?

You can't see me, BH, but I'm nodding my head with a sly grin on my face.  Uh, huh!
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: RV on August 17, 2009, 09:06:45 AM
The Counter (http://www.thecounterburger.com/) on Diversey just west of Clark...very good burgers and shakes, and solid fries. But if you're just a simple douche like myself who wants a bacon cheeseburger and doesn't really care about dozens of high-falutin' toppings like salsa and pineapple, go to Five Guys instead.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: powen01 on August 17, 2009, 08:12:17 PM
Five Guys just opened here in town too...  For about 10 bucks... big burger, TONS of fries and a drink.  Fries are pretty damn good; burger ain't too shabby. 
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: MAD on August 18, 2009, 12:01:10 AM
Quote from: powen01 on August 17, 2009, 08:12:17 PM
Five Guys just opened here in town too...  For about 10 bucks... big burger, TONS of fries and a drink.  Fries are pretty damn good; burger ain't too shabby. 

They're being pretty aggressive here.  In addition to the one that recently opened at Clark and Fullerton, there's another one on Sheridan, just north of Devon by Loyola's campus.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Quality Start Machine on August 18, 2009, 07:49:31 AM
Quote from: MAD on August 18, 2009, 12:01:10 AM
Quote from: powen01 on August 17, 2009, 08:12:17 PM
Five Guys just opened here in town too...  For about 10 bucks... big burger, TONS of fries and a drink.  Fries are pretty damn good; burger ain't too shabby. 

They're being pretty aggressive here.  In addition to the one that recently opened at Clark and Fullerton, there's another one on Sheridan, just north of Devon by Loyola's campus.

OK, that locks up my dinner arrangements for Wednesday.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: R-V on October 29, 2009, 02:35:30 PM
The Bad Apple (http://www.yelp.com/biz/the-bad-apple-chicago) on Lincoln has a burger with pulled pork and onion rings on top of it. It tasted good and I enjoyed eating it. They also have a large variety of beers that you can drink.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: MAD on October 29, 2009, 07:38:40 PM
Quote from: Fork on August 18, 2009, 07:49:31 AM
Quote from: MAD on August 18, 2009, 12:01:10 AM
Quote from: powen01 on August 17, 2009, 08:12:17 PM
Five Guys just opened here in town too...  For about 10 bucks... big burger, TONS of fries and a drink.  Fries are pretty damn good; burger ain't too shabby. 

They're being pretty aggressive here.  In addition to the one that recently opened at Clark and Fullerton, there's another one on Sheridan, just north of Devon by Loyola's campus.

OK, that locks up my dinner arrangements for Wednesday.

Did you ever go?

I went to the one on Clark and Fullerton a few weeks ago.  Yummy.  Be sure to note that an original is a double cheeseburger, so don't get 2 unless you're fucking famished.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: R-V on October 29, 2009, 09:26:04 PM
Quote from: MAD on October 29, 2009, 07:38:40 PM
Quote from: Fork on August 18, 2009, 07:49:31 AM
Quote from: MAD on August 18, 2009, 12:01:10 AM
Quote from: powen01 on August 17, 2009, 08:12:17 PM
Five Guys just opened here in town too...  For about 10 bucks... big burger, TONS of fries and a drink.  Fries are pretty damn good; burger ain't too shabby. 

They're being pretty aggressive here.  In addition to the one that recently opened at Clark and Fullerton, there's another one on Sheridan, just north of Devon by Loyola's campus.

OK, that locks up my dinner arrangements for Wednesday.

Did you ever go?

I went to the one on Clark and Fullerton a few weeks ago.  Yummy.  Be sure to note that an original is a double cheeseburger, so don't get 2 unless you're fucking famished AND morbidly obese.

An original will suffice for everyone but Yeti'd
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Slaky on November 05, 2009, 09:32:02 PM
Finally had dinner at Five Guys. The burger was pretty good, definitely not the best. But good. The fries, however, were awesome. And I put a shitload of malt vinegar on them. Major pro move.

Will go back.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Tonker on November 07, 2009, 02:14:18 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on November 05, 2009, 09:32:02 PM
Finally had dinner at Five Guys. The burger was pretty good, definitely not the best. But good. The fries, however, were awesome. And I put a shitload of malt vinegar on them. Major pro move.

Will go back.
Malt vinegar, baby.  You're all right, Slak.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: BH on November 12, 2009, 10:57:03 AM
Ate at  Rootstock (http://www.yelp.com/biz/rootstock-chicago-2) last night.

The menu isn't huge, but what they have is outstanding, especially the cured meats, burger and the pork shoulder.
The best burger I've had in years.

And they have Matilda on tap and about 150 other bottled beers, lots of specialty run stuff.
Known more for their selections of wine.

They even have bacon toffee, which was magical.

Cool place, if you hate hipsters you might not like it. California clipper is right down the road for drinks after. Or the Continental if it's late.

Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: MAD on November 12, 2009, 11:57:20 AM
Quote from: BH on November 12, 2009, 10:57:03 AM
Ate at  Rootstock (http://www.yelp.com/biz/rootstock-chicago-2) last night.

The menu isn't huge, but what they have is outstanding, especially the cured meats, burger and the pork shoulder.
The best burger I've had in years.

And they have Matilda on tap and about 150 other bottled beers, lots of specialty run stuff.
Known more for their selections of wine.

They even have bacon toffee, which was magical.

Cool place, if you hate hipsters you might not like it. California clipper is right down the road for drinks after. Or the Continental if it's late.



Dude, we're not going to Columbus to eat a burger.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: BH on November 18, 2009, 09:30:30 AM
Anyone try this new burger joint that opened up? Looks promising. 

http://chicago.timeout.com/articles/restaurants-bars/80452/dmk-burger-bar
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Slaky on November 18, 2009, 09:43:28 AM
Quote from: BH on November 18, 2009, 09:30:30 AM
Anyone try this new burger joint that opened up? Looks promising. 

http://chicago.timeout.com/articles/restaurants-bars/80452/dmk-burger-bar

No, but I just drooled all over my desk.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Richard Chuggar on November 18, 2009, 09:54:41 AM
Quote from: BH on November 18, 2009, 09:30:30 AM
Anyone try this new burger joint that opened up? Looks promising. 

http://chicago.timeout.com/articles/restaurants-bars/80452/dmk-burger-bar

You should check the snbox more.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: R-V on November 24, 2009, 10:00:53 PM
If you mistakenly find yourself in those rotten suburbs, Labriola Bakery (http://archives.chicagotribune.com/2009/aug/27/entertainment/chi-0827-burger-mainaug27) makes an extremely tasty burger.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Weebs on November 25, 2009, 05:16:03 PM
Quote from: R-V on November 24, 2009, 10:00:53 PM
If you mistakenly find yourself in those rotten suburbs, Labriola Bakery (http://archives.chicagotribune.com/2009/aug/27/entertainment/chi-0827-burger-mainaug27) makes an extremely tasty burger.

This place is about a mile from where I live, so I decided to try it out today.  Excellent recommendation.  They only have one kind of burger, but it's fantastic.  That article wasn't lying about cooking it in a stick of butter.  The fries were also quite tasty.  I've never had Kuma's, so I can't compare the two, but $10 for a burger & fries this good is fine by me.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Kermit, B. on November 30, 2009, 11:25:59 AM
Quote from: R-V on November 24, 2009, 10:00:53 PM
If you mistakenly find yourself in those rotten suburbs, Labriola Bakery (http://archives.chicagotribune.com/2009/aug/27/entertainment/chi-0827-burger-mainaug27) makes an extremely tasty burger.

That's right by my work, you wonderful bastard.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Quality Start Machine on December 07, 2009, 07:10:41 AM

I helped Huey move a bookshelf, and he paid me with a Five Guys burger & fries.

I got seriously overpaid for my services.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Slaky on December 07, 2009, 08:44:20 AM
Quote from: Fork on December 07, 2009, 07:10:41 AM

I helped Huey move a bookshelf, and he paid me with a Five Guys burger & fries.

I got seriously overpaid for my services.

Had a burger and fries from there myself yesterday. The burger is better than I remembered. This place rules.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: MAD on December 08, 2009, 08:59:06 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 19, 2009, 09:46:08 AM

Moody's Pub in Edgewater. Great burger.

Hamburger Mary's in Andersonville. Great burgers and drag queens.

I was unaware of this (and other) comments.  My bad.

I actually remarked to the missus that we're like, at the "gay Moody's".
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Quality Start Machine on December 23, 2009, 12:52:23 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 24, 2009, 01:01:02 PM
Coming to Northbrook across a parking lot near me.  Anyone tried it?  In Naperville and Bloomington.

http://www.meatheadsburgers.com/menu.html

Went there today. Similar to Five Guys, with better fries.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Brownie on December 23, 2009, 01:20:35 PM
I just got around to posting this, but hey, better late than never, right:

Tonight is the last night (for now, but I'm sure it will be back) for the following promotion at Hackney's: any burger, an order of fries and any beer (draft or bottle) for $10 after 8:00.

And if you don't order an onion loaf and ask for your burger on dark rye, you hate America.

UPDATED: Details, Chuck, Details.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on December 23, 2009, 01:23:12 PM
Quote from: Brownie on December 23, 2009, 01:20:35 PM
I just got around to posting this, but hey, better late than never, right:

Tonight is the last night (for now, but I'm sure it will be back) for the following promotion: any burger, an order of fries and any beer (draft or bottle) for $10 after 8:00.

And if you don't order an onion loaf and ask for your burger on dark rye, you hate America.

I assume you mean, "...at Hackney's"
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Kermit, B. on December 24, 2009, 11:47:33 AM
Quote from: Fork on December 23, 2009, 12:52:23 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 24, 2009, 01:01:02 PM
Coming to Northbrook across a parking lot near me.  Anyone tried it?  In Naperville and Bloomington.

http://www.meatheadsburgers.com/menu.html

Went there today. Similar to Five Guys, with better fries.

I agree that the fries are better, but the burgers aren't nearly as good.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Slaky on December 24, 2009, 02:15:43 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on December 24, 2009, 11:47:33 AM
Quote from: Fork on December 23, 2009, 12:52:23 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 24, 2009, 01:01:02 PM
Coming to Northbrook across a parking lot near me.  Anyone tried it?  In Naperville and Bloomington.

http://www.meatheadsburgers.com/menu.html

Went there today. Similar to Five Guys, with better fries.

I agree that the fries are better, but the burgers aren't nearly as good.

Damn, and I thought I hadn't had better fries than Five Guys. This is intriguing.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Quality Start Machine on December 28, 2009, 08:44:55 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on December 24, 2009, 11:47:33 AM
Quote from: Fork on December 23, 2009, 12:52:23 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 24, 2009, 01:01:02 PM
Coming to Northbrook across a parking lot near me.  Anyone tried it?  In Naperville and Bloomington.

http://www.meatheadsburgers.com/menu.html

Went there today. Similar to Five Guys, with better fries.

I agree that the fries are better, but the burgers aren't nearly as good.

I'm sure there will be more analysis in order to formulate a definitive resolution. I thought the burger I had was about as good, but am willing to revisit my findings.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Kermit, B. on December 29, 2009, 10:15:00 AM
Quote from: Fork on December 28, 2009, 08:44:55 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on December 24, 2009, 11:47:33 AM
Quote from: Fork on December 23, 2009, 12:52:23 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 24, 2009, 01:01:02 PM
Coming to Northbrook across a parking lot near me.  Anyone tried it?  In Naperville and Bloomington.

http://www.meatheadsburgers.com/menu.html

Went there today. Similar to Five Guys, with better fries.

I agree that the fries are better, but the burgers aren't nearly as good.

I'm sure there will be more analysis in order to formulate a definitive resolution. I thought the burger I had was about as good, but am willing to revisit my findings.

It's odd, but the hot dogs at Meatheads are surprisingly good.  I think I like them better than the burgers.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Quality Start Machine on December 29, 2009, 10:18:17 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on December 29, 2009, 10:15:00 AM
Quote from: Fork on December 28, 2009, 08:44:55 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on December 24, 2009, 11:47:33 AM
Quote from: Fork on December 23, 2009, 12:52:23 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 24, 2009, 01:01:02 PM
Coming to Northbrook across a parking lot near me.  Anyone tried it?  In Naperville and Bloomington.

http://www.meatheadsburgers.com/menu.html

Went there today. Similar to Five Guys, with better fries.

I agree that the fries are better, but the burgers aren't nearly as good.

I'm sure there will be more analysis in order to formulate a definitive resolution. I thought the burger I had was about as good, but am willing to revisit my findings.

It's odd, but the hot dogs at Meatheads are surprisingly good.  I think I like them better than the burgers.

I wonder if they're just not doing it right in Naperville...

As long as we're on the topic of surprisingly good, best bang for the buck is a burger at Portillo's.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Kermit, B. on December 29, 2009, 12:28:45 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 29, 2009, 10:18:17 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on December 29, 2009, 10:15:00 AM
Quote from: Fork on December 28, 2009, 08:44:55 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on December 24, 2009, 11:47:33 AM
Quote from: Fork on December 23, 2009, 12:52:23 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 24, 2009, 01:01:02 PM
Coming to Northbrook across a parking lot near me.  Anyone tried it?  In Naperville and Bloomington.

http://www.meatheadsburgers.com/menu.html

Went there today. Similar to Five Guys, with better fries.

I agree that the fries are better, but the burgers aren't nearly as good.

I'm sure there will be more analysis in order to formulate a definitive resolution. I thought the burger I had was about as good, but am willing to revisit my findings.

It's odd, but the hot dogs at Meatheads are surprisingly good.  I think I like them better than the burgers.

I wonder if they're just not doing it right in Naperville...

As long as we're on the topic of surprisingly good, best bang for the buck is a burger at Portillo's.

It's not that they're BAD, but I wasn't blown away.  It's also possible that I picked the wrong burger both times.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Richard Chuggar on December 30, 2009, 08:10:51 AM
Quote from: Pre on June 24, 2009, 10:28:46 PM
Quote from: Jon on June 24, 2009, 10:19:19 PM
Had the Slayer at Kuma's this afternoon. Holy fucking god. I think my heart stopped for a full minute.

I love that fucking plate of awesomeness.


Went to Kuma's last week and got the Slayer b/c everybody talks about it.  I would have rather had a burger with a bun.  I think the bun makes the burgers taste that much better.
That being said, I ate the whole plate and enjoyed it.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: R-V on January 04, 2010, 03:46:14 PM
Quote from: BH on November 18, 2009, 09:30:30 AM
Anyone try this new burger joint that opened up? Looks promising. 

http://chicago.timeout.com/articles/restaurants-bars/80452/dmk-burger-bar

Yes. It gets two paws up from this burgerfaggot. The #1 burger is the balls.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: thehawk on January 04, 2010, 05:13:10 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 04, 2010, 03:46:14 PM
Quote from: BH on November 18, 2009, 09:30:30 AM
Anyone try this new burger joint that opened up? Looks promising. 

http://chicago.timeout.com/articles/restaurants-bars/80452/dmk-burger-bar

Yes. It gets two paws up from this burgerfaggot. The #1 burger is the balls.

Ate there last night for the first time post-hockee game (after stopping into Kumas to find the standard hour+ wait)  I had the #2 (blue cheeze onion straws, spicy ketchup), friend had the green chilli and fried egg burger, both great.  They also have awsome sides (split the fried pickles and okra and the truffle parmaign fries), a good bar and a great vibe.  Have to agree this place is homemade A-1 steakballs.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 04, 2010, 05:24:04 PM

For those in the Lincolnshire area, Sullivan's Steakhouse has bar food for $5 at lunchtime on Thursdays.

Which means, a damn fine 8 oz. burger (Cheddar, Swiss or Bleu cheese) with fries.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Canadouche on January 09, 2010, 03:37:47 PM
Most of the burger places in Toronto seem to be overrated, although Burger Shoppe Quality Meats (http://www.burgershoppe.com/newsite1/splash.html) was good-but-pricey. 

A less-likely but possibly-better burger destination would be Caplansky's Smoked Meat Deli (http://caplanskys.com/).  Their hamburgers are cooked with intermixed smoke meat, giving them an extremely unique -- and delicious -- flavor.  The only problem might be bringing yourself to order a burger over a smoked meat sandwich, which obliterates anything I've tasted (including Schwartz's in Montreal and Katz's in New York). 
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: PenFoe on January 11, 2010, 10:39:00 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on January 09, 2010, 03:37:47 PM
Most of the burger places in Toronto seem to be overrated, although Burger Shoppe Quality Meats (http://www.burgershoppe.com/newsite1/splash.html) was good-but-pricey. 

A less-likely but possibly-better burger destination would be Caplansky's Smoked Meat Deli (http://caplanskys.com/).  Their hamburgers are cooked with intermixed smoke meat, giving them an extremely unique -- and delicious -- flavor.  The only problem might be bringing yourself to order a burger over a smoked meat sandwich, which obliterates anything I've tasted (including Schwartz's in Montreal and Katz's in New York). 

Wrong.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Richard Chuggar on January 11, 2010, 10:44:15 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 11, 2010, 10:39:00 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on January 09, 2010, 03:37:47 PM
Most of the burger places in Toronto seem to be overrated, although Burger Shoppe Quality Meats (http://www.burgershoppe.com/newsite1/splash.html) was good-but-pricey. 

A less-likely but possibly-better burger destination would be Caplansky's Smoked Meat Deli (http://caplanskys.com/).  Their hamburgers are cooked with intermixed smoke meat, giving them an extremely unique -- and delicious -- flavor.  The only problem might be bringing yourself to order a burger over a smoked meat sandwich, which obliterates anything I've tasted (including Schwartz's in Montreal and Katz's in New York). 

Wrong.

THI.  Just had a pound of pastrami shipped to me from Katz's.  It was off the charts good.  I could never imagine some shithole in Canada is better than a prepackaged serving of Carl Budding. 
It's also the most sensual of all the salted cured meats.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Slaky on January 11, 2010, 10:55:39 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 11, 2010, 10:44:15 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 11, 2010, 10:39:00 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on January 09, 2010, 03:37:47 PM
Most of the burger places in Toronto seem to be overrated, although Burger Shoppe Quality Meats (http://www.burgershoppe.com/newsite1/splash.html) was good-but-pricey. 

A less-likely but possibly-better burger destination would be Caplansky's Smoked Meat Deli (http://caplanskys.com/).  Their hamburgers are cooked with intermixed smoke meat, giving them an extremely unique -- and delicious -- flavor.  The only problem might be bringing yourself to order a burger over a smoked meat sandwich, which obliterates anything I've tasted (including Schwartz's in Montreal and Katz's in New York). 

Wrong.

THI.  Just had a pound of pastrami shipped to me from Katz's.  It was off the charts good.  I could never imagine some shithole in Canada is better than a prepackaged serving of Carl Budding. 
It's also the most sensual of all the salted cured meats.

Two Canadians are sitting around bored so they decide to play a game of 20 questions. The first guy thinks of moose dick as his answer.

"Ok, start guessing," he says to his pal.

"Is it something you can eat?"

"I guess...."

"Is it moose dick?"
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 11, 2010, 11:50:07 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 11, 2010, 10:44:15 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 11, 2010, 10:39:00 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on January 09, 2010, 03:37:47 PM
Most of the burger places in Toronto seem to be overrated, although Burger Shoppe Quality Meats (http://www.burgershoppe.com/newsite1/splash.html) was good-but-pricey. 

A less-likely but possibly-better burger destination would be Caplansky's Smoked Meat Deli (http://caplanskys.com/).  Their hamburgers are cooked with intermixed smoke meat, giving them an extremely unique -- and delicious -- flavor.  The only problem might be bringing yourself to order a burger over a smoked meat sandwich, which obliterates anything I've tasted (including Schwartz's in Montreal and Katz's in New York). 

Wrong.

THI.  Just had a pound of pastrami shipped to me from Katz's.  It was off the charts good.  I could never imagine some shithole in Canada is better than a prepackaged serving of Carl Budding. 
It's also the most sensual of all the salted cured meats.

Katz's pastrami is the common ground TDubbs and I share. If you find yourself there, tip the mavyn and you'll get a good 4 inches of meat on your sandwich, and that meat will leave you moaning like Meg Ryan.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: BH on January 11, 2010, 12:08:10 PM
Quote from: Fork on January 11, 2010, 11:50:07 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 11, 2010, 10:44:15 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 11, 2010, 10:39:00 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on January 09, 2010, 03:37:47 PM
Most of the burger places in Toronto seem to be overrated, although Burger Shoppe Quality Meats (http://www.burgershoppe.com/newsite1/splash.html) was good-but-pricey. 

A less-likely but possibly-better burger destination would be Caplansky's Smoked Meat Deli (http://caplanskys.com/).  Their hamburgers are cooked with intermixed smoke meat, giving them an extremely unique -- and delicious -- flavor.  The only problem might be bringing yourself to order a burger over a smoked meat sandwich, which obliterates anything I've tasted (including Schwartz's in Montreal and Katz's in New York). 

Wrong.

THI.  Just had a pound of pastrami shipped to me from Katz's.  It was off the charts good.  I could never imagine some shithole in Canada is better than a prepackaged serving of Carl Budding. 
It's also the most sensual of all the salted cured meats.

Katz's pastrami is the common ground TDubbs and I share. If you find yourself there, tip the mavyn and you'll get a good 4 inches of meat on your sandwich, and that meat will leave you moaning like Meg Ryan.

Don't you normally tip after you get your order?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 11, 2010, 12:30:05 PM
Quote from: BH on January 11, 2010, 12:08:10 PM
Quote from: Fork on January 11, 2010, 11:50:07 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 11, 2010, 10:44:15 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 11, 2010, 10:39:00 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on January 09, 2010, 03:37:47 PM
Most of the burger places in Toronto seem to be overrated, although Burger Shoppe Quality Meats (http://www.burgershoppe.com/newsite1/splash.html) was good-but-pricey. 

A less-likely but possibly-better burger destination would be Caplansky's Smoked Meat Deli (http://caplanskys.com/).  Their hamburgers are cooked with intermixed smoke meat, giving them an extremely unique -- and delicious -- flavor.  The only problem might be bringing yourself to order a burger over a smoked meat sandwich, which obliterates anything I've tasted (including Schwartz's in Montreal and Katz's in New York). 

Wrong.

THI.  Just had a pound of pastrami shipped to me from Katz's.  It was off the charts good.  I could never imagine some shithole in Canada is better than a prepackaged serving of Carl Budding. 
It's also the most sensual of all the salted cured meats.

Katz's pastrami is the common ground TDubbs and I share. If you find yourself there, tip the mavyn and you'll get a good 4 inches of meat on your sandwich, and that meat will leave you moaning like Meg Ryan.

Don't you normally tip after you get your order?

Normally yes. Tip before, and you get loaded up.

This gut ain't glandular.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Canadouche on January 11, 2010, 03:56:25 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 11, 2010, 10:44:15 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 11, 2010, 10:39:00 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on January 09, 2010, 03:37:47 PM
Most of the burger places in Toronto seem to be overrated, although Burger Shoppe Quality Meats (http://www.burgershoppe.com/newsite1/splash.html) was good-but-pricey. 

A less-likely but possibly-better burger destination would be Caplansky's Smoked Meat Deli (http://caplanskys.com/).  Their hamburgers are cooked with intermixed smoke meat, giving them an extremely unique -- and delicious -- flavor.  The only problem might be bringing yourself to order a burger over a smoked meat sandwich, which obliterates anything I've tasted (including Schwartz's in Montreal and Katz's in New York). 

Wrong.

THI.  Just had a pound of pastrami shipped to me from Katz's.  It was off the charts good.  I could never imagine some shithole in Canada is better than a prepackaged serving of Carl Budding. 
It's also the most sensual of all the salted cured meats.

I'm so disappointed that you'd make the assumption that a "shithole in Canada" can't be as good (http://www.gourmet.com/restaurants/2009/09/zane-caplansky-deli) or better than a place like Katz's.  Guess that means you'll never bother to try it. 
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Tonker on January 20, 2010, 06:36:55 AM
Man, I wish I were Jewish.  You sons of Abraham get all the best nosh.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 20, 2010, 07:55:57 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 20, 2010, 06:36:55 AM
Man, I wish I were Jewish.  You sons of Abraham get all the best nosh.

Yeah, but they got stuck with Madonna Esther too.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on January 20, 2010, 08:37:39 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 20, 2010, 07:55:57 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 20, 2010, 06:36:55 AM
Man, I wish I were Jewish.  You sons of Abraham get all the best nosh.

Yeah, but they got stuck with Madonna Esther too.

You got a problem with triangular, jelly-filled cookies?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 20, 2010, 08:48:41 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 20, 2010, 08:37:39 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 20, 2010, 07:55:57 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 20, 2010, 06:36:55 AM
Man, I wish I were Jewish.  You sons of Abraham get all the best nosh.

Yeah, but they got stuck with Madonna Esther too.

You got a problem with triangular, jelly-filled cookies?

Bohunks might not have invented kolacky, but we perfected them.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: R-V on January 29, 2010, 12:18:21 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 19, 2009, 09:25:34 AM
Quote from: butthead on January 19, 2009, 09:15:27 AM
Quote from: 5laky on January 19, 2009, 09:03:20 AM
Kuma's Corner has the best burger in the city.

This.
And each burger is named after a metal band, which makes them awesomer.

Every time there's a show at the Beat Kitchen that we want to see, we hit up Kuma's first. Looks like early April is going to be that time.

That place just rules. Tons of great beer and the best burger around. Just have to get there somewhat early or you'll wait forever. The place is tiny.

Finally had the Kuma burger. Holy tits what a great burg. And the waffle fries rule.

Their mac and cheese is awesome too. It's an enormous serving so even if you split it you'll have several days worth of leftovers.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Slaky on January 29, 2010, 01:01:25 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 29, 2010, 12:18:21 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 19, 2009, 09:25:34 AM
Quote from: butthead on January 19, 2009, 09:15:27 AM
Quote from: 5laky on January 19, 2009, 09:03:20 AM
Kuma's Corner has the best burger in the city.

This.
And each burger is named after a metal band, which makes them awesomer.

Every time there's a show at the Beat Kitchen that we want to see, we hit up Kuma's first. Looks like early April is going to be that time.

That place just rules. Tons of great beer and the best burger around. Just have to get there somewhat early or you'll wait forever. The place is tiny.

Finally had the Kuma burger. Holy tits what a great burg. And the waffle fries rule.

Their mac and cheese is awesome too. It's an enormous serving so even if you split it you'll have several days worth of leftovers.

You ate the Kuma Burger, fries AND the mac and cheese? Goddamn, I've never estimated you but if I had I would have underestimated you. That's a lot o' food. I'm assuming you had some beers as well. Color me impressed.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: R-V on January 29, 2010, 01:57:04 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on January 29, 2010, 01:01:25 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 29, 2010, 12:18:21 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 19, 2009, 09:25:34 AM
Quote from: butthead on January 19, 2009, 09:15:27 AM
Quote from: 5laky on January 19, 2009, 09:03:20 AM
Kuma's Corner has the best burger in the city.

This.
And each burger is named after a metal band, which makes them awesomer.

Every time there's a show at the Beat Kitchen that we want to see, we hit up Kuma's first. Looks like early April is going to be that time.

That place just rules. Tons of great beer and the best burger around. Just have to get there somewhat early or you'll wait forever. The place is tiny.

Finally had the Kuma burger. Holy tits what a great burg. And the waffle fries rule.

Their mac and cheese is awesome too. It's an enormous serving so even if you split it you'll have several days worth of leftovers.

You ate the Kuma Burger, fries AND the mac and cheese? Goddamn, I've never estimated you but if I had I would have underestimated you. That's a lot o' food. I'm assuming you had some beers as well. Color me impressed.

Prepare to be retract being impressed. That is a huge Yetipile of food and beverage and eating all of it in one sitting couldn't hai even for BH. The [KurtEvans]wife[/KurtEvans] and I each took down about half our burgers and tagteamed the mac and cheese to the tune of about 1/8th of it. It's massive.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Richard Chuggar on January 29, 2010, 02:09:27 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 29, 2010, 01:57:04 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on January 29, 2010, 01:01:25 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 29, 2010, 12:18:21 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 19, 2009, 09:25:34 AM
Quote from: butthead on January 19, 2009, 09:15:27 AM
Quote from: 5laky on January 19, 2009, 09:03:20 AM
Kuma's Corner has the best burger in the city.

This.
And each burger is named after a metal band, which makes them awesomer.

Every time there's a show at the Beat Kitchen that we want to see, we hit up Kuma's first. Looks like early April is going to be that time.

That place just rules. Tons of great beer and the best burger around. Just have to get there somewhat early or you'll wait forever. The place is tiny.

Finally had the Kuma burger. Holy tits what a great burg. And the waffle fries rule.

Their mac and cheese is awesome too. It's an enormous serving so even if you split it you'll have several days worth of leftovers.

You ate the Kuma Burger, fries AND the mac and cheese? Goddamn, I've never estimated you but if I had I would have underestimated you. That's a lot o' food. I'm assuming you had some beers as well. Color me impressed.

Prepare to be retract being impressed. That is a huge Yetipile of food and beverage and eating all of it in one sitting couldn't hai even for BH. The [KurtEvans]wife[/KurtEvans] and I each took down about half our burgers and tagteamed the mac and cheese to the tune of about 1/8th of it. It's massive.

Pussy
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: BH on January 29, 2010, 02:47:01 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 29, 2010, 01:57:04 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on January 29, 2010, 01:01:25 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 29, 2010, 12:18:21 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 19, 2009, 09:25:34 AM
Quote from: butthead on January 19, 2009, 09:15:27 AM
Quote from: 5laky on January 19, 2009, 09:03:20 AM
Kuma's Corner has the best burger in the city.

This.
And each burger is named after a metal band, which makes them awesomer.

Every time there's a show at the Beat Kitchen that we want to see, we hit up Kuma's first. Looks like early April is going to be that time.

That place just rules. Tons of great beer and the best burger around. Just have to get there somewhat early or you'll wait forever. The place is tiny.

Finally had the Kuma burger. Holy tits what a great burg. And the waffle fries rule.

Their mac and cheese is awesome too. It's an enormous serving so even if you split it you'll have several days worth of leftovers.

You ate the Kuma Burger, fries AND the mac and cheese? Goddamn, I've never estimated you but if I had I would have underestimated you. That's a lot o' food. I'm assuming you had some beers as well. Color me impressed.

Prepare to be retract being impressed. That is a huge Yetipile of food and beverage and eating all of it in one sitting couldn't hai even for BH. The [KurtEvans]wife[/KurtEvans] and I each took down about half our burgers and tagteamed the mac and cheese to the tune of about 1/8th of it. It's massive.

You two fcked an order of mac and cheese? What did the hipsters say?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: R-V on January 29, 2010, 04:13:23 PM
Quote from: BH on January 29, 2010, 02:47:01 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 29, 2010, 01:57:04 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on January 29, 2010, 01:01:25 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 29, 2010, 12:18:21 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 19, 2009, 09:25:34 AM
Quote from: butthead on January 19, 2009, 09:15:27 AM
Quote from: 5laky on January 19, 2009, 09:03:20 AM
Kuma's Corner has the best burger in the city.

This.
And each burger is named after a metal band, which makes them awesomer.

Every time there's a show at the Beat Kitchen that we want to see, we hit up Kuma's first. Looks like early April is going to be that time.

That place just rules. Tons of great beer and the best burger around. Just have to get there somewhat early or you'll wait forever. The place is tiny.

Finally had the Kuma burger. Holy tits what a great burg. And the waffle fries rule.

Their mac and cheese is awesome too. It's an enormous serving so even if you split it you'll have several days worth of leftovers.

You ate the Kuma Burger, fries AND the mac and cheese? Goddamn, I've never estimated you but if I had I would have underestimated you. That's a lot o' food. I'm assuming you had some beers as well. Color me impressed.

Prepare to be retract being impressed. That is a huge Yetipile of food and beverage and eating all of it in one sitting couldn't hai even for BH. The [KurtEvans]wife[/KurtEvans] and I each took down about half our burgers and tagteamed the mac and cheese to the tune of about 1/8th of it. It's massive.

You two fcked an order of mac and cheese? What did the hipsters say?

They took a black and white picture of our sensual act, splashed some hipster blood on it, and put it up on the wall.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Jon on February 01, 2010, 09:10:41 AM
Quote from: R-V on January 29, 2010, 04:13:23 PM
Quote from: BH on January 29, 2010, 02:47:01 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 29, 2010, 01:57:04 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on January 29, 2010, 01:01:25 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 29, 2010, 12:18:21 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 19, 2009, 09:25:34 AM
Quote from: butthead on January 19, 2009, 09:15:27 AM
Quote from: 5laky on January 19, 2009, 09:03:20 AM
Kuma's Corner has the best burger in the city.

This.
And each burger is named after a metal band, which makes them awesomer.

Every time there's a show at the Beat Kitchen that we want to see, we hit up Kuma's first. Looks like early April is going to be that time.

That place just rules. Tons of great beer and the best burger around. Just have to get there somewhat early or you'll wait forever. The place is tiny.

Finally had the Kuma burger. Holy tits what a great burg. And the waffle fries rule.

Their mac and cheese is awesome too. It's an enormous serving so even if you split it you'll have several days worth of leftovers.

You ate the Kuma Burger, fries AND the mac and cheese? Goddamn, I've never estimated you but if I had I would have underestimated you. That's a lot o' food. I'm assuming you had some beers as well. Color me impressed.

Prepare to be retract being impressed. That is a huge Yetipile of food and beverage and eating all of it in one sitting couldn't hai even for BH. The [KurtEvans]wife[/KurtEvans] and I each took down about half our burgers and tagteamed the mac and cheese to the tune of about 1/8th of it. It's massive.

You two fcked an order of mac and cheese? What did the hipsters say?

They took a black and white picture of our sensual act, splashed some hipster blood on it, and put it up on the wall.

Oh. THAT'S what that was.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Weebs on March 21, 2010, 09:01:05 AM
I went to DMK (http://www.yelp.com/biz/dmk-burger-bar-chicago) the other day.  It's a pretty long wait if you get there after 6, but it's well worth it.  $8 for any burger on the menu.  I got the #1, which was bacon, grilled onions of some kind, aged cheddar cheese and BBQ sauce on artisan bread.  They also have five different kinds of fries you can order.  We got the sweet potato fries with an aioli sauce (delicious) and parmesan fries with truffle cream (not good).  They also have a large beer selection.  Good stuff.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on March 21, 2010, 09:53:23 AM
Hit the new/old Claim Company last night.  I had skirt steak while The Wife had a Motherlode.  Place was packed.  Makes sense for nostalgic purposes.  It was good, but not worth a long wait, tho.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on April 22, 2010, 10:08:50 AM
DPD:

Finally went to Kuma's last weekend.  With the amplitude of the music, I was jealous of The Wife's detachable hearing device.

Very good burgers, but we got there at 5:45 and were served at 9:20.  Not worth that long of a wait.

The BBQ Pork served over fries was better than the burger.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Brownie on April 22, 2010, 10:18:12 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 22, 2010, 10:08:50 AM
DPD:

Finally went to Kuma's last weekend.  With the amplitude of the music, I was jealous of The Wife's detachable hearing device.

Very good burgers, but we got there at 5:45 and were served at 9:20.  Not worth that long of a wait.

The BBQ Pork served over fries was better than the burger.

Did you have two meals?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: BH on April 22, 2010, 10:28:38 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 22, 2010, 10:08:50 AM
DPD:

Finally went to Kuma's last weekend.  With the amplitude of the music, I was jealous of The Wife's detachable hearing device.

Very good burgers, but we got there at 5:45 and were served at 9:20.  Not worth that long of a wait.

The BBQ Pork served over fries was better than the burger.

Turn down that damn loud rock music !
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: R-V on April 22, 2010, 10:36:08 AM
Quote from: BH on April 22, 2010, 10:28:38 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 22, 2010, 10:08:50 AM
DPD:

Finally went to Kuma's last weekend.  With the amplitude of the music, I was jealous of The Wife's detachable hearing device.

Very good burgers, but we got there at 5:45 and were served at 9:20.  Not worth that long of a wait.

The BBQ Pork served over fries was better than the burger.

Turn down that damn loud rock music !

Only Chuck could spend 90% of a post about Kuma's complaining about stuff.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on April 22, 2010, 10:37:07 AM
Quote from: Brownie on April 22, 2010, 10:18:12 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 22, 2010, 10:08:50 AM
DPD:

Finally went to Kuma's last weekend.  With the amplitude of the music, I was jealous of The Wife's detachable hearing device.

Very good burgers, but we got there at 5:45 and were served at 9:20.  Not worth that long of a wait.

The BBQ Pork served over fries was better than the burger.

Did you have two meals?

Appetizer.  Delish!
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Quality Start Machine on April 22, 2010, 10:37:36 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 22, 2010, 10:37:07 AM
Quote from: Brownie on April 22, 2010, 10:18:12 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 22, 2010, 10:08:50 AM
DPD:

Finally went to Kuma's last weekend.  With the amplitude of the music, I was jealous of The Wife's detachable hearing device.

Very good burgers, but we got there at 5:45 and were served at 9:20.  Not worth that long of a wait.

The BBQ Pork served over fries was better than the burger.

Did you have two meals?

Appetizer.  Delish!

Worth being shunned by the Tribe?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on April 22, 2010, 10:38:45 AM
Quote from: R-V on April 22, 2010, 10:36:08 AM
Quote from: BH on April 22, 2010, 10:28:38 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 22, 2010, 10:08:50 AM
DPD:

Finally went to Kuma's last weekend.  With the amplitude of the music, I was jealous of The Wife's detachable hearing device.

Very good burgers, but we got there at 5:45 and were served at 9:20.  Not worth that long of a wait.

The BBQ Pork served over fries was better than the burger.

Turn down that damn loud rock music !

Only Chuck could spend 90% of a post about Kuma's complaining about stuff.

You want to hear how the Neurosis burger was cooked?  How Crank 2 was playing on the flat screen over the bar (with captions so you could follow along)?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Richard Chuggar on April 22, 2010, 10:39:22 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 22, 2010, 10:38:45 AM
Quote from: R-V on April 22, 2010, 10:36:08 AM
Quote from: BH on April 22, 2010, 10:28:38 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 22, 2010, 10:08:50 AM
DPD:

Finally went to Kuma's last weekend.  With the amplitude of the music, I was jealous of The Wife's detachable hearing device.

Very good burgers, but we got there at 5:45 and were served at 9:20.  Not worth that long of a wait.

The BBQ Pork served over fries was better than the burger.

Turn down that damn loud rock music !

Only Chuck could spend 90% of a post about Kuma's complaining about stuff.

You want to hear how the Neurosis burger was cooked?  How Crank 2 was playing on the flat screen over the bar (with captions so you could follow along)?

Is your wife your grandma?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Oleg on April 22, 2010, 10:44:00 AM
Quote from: R-V on April 22, 2010, 10:36:08 AM
Quote from: BH on April 22, 2010, 10:28:38 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 22, 2010, 10:08:50 AM
DPD:

Finally went to Kuma's last weekend.  With the amplitude of the music, I was jealous of The Wife's detachable hearing device.

Very good burgers, but we got there at 5:45 and were served at 9:20.  Not worth that long of a wait.

The BBQ Pork served over fries was better than the burger.

Turn down that damn loud rock music !

Only Chuck could spend 90% of a post about Kuma's complaining about stuff.

Seriosuly.  What the fuck?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on April 22, 2010, 10:49:32 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on April 22, 2010, 10:39:22 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 22, 2010, 10:38:45 AM
Quote from: R-V on April 22, 2010, 10:36:08 AM
Quote from: BH on April 22, 2010, 10:28:38 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 22, 2010, 10:08:50 AM
DPD:

Finally went to Kuma's last weekend.  With the amplitude of the music, I was jealous of The Wife's detachable hearing device.

Very good burgers, but we got there at 5:45 and were served at 9:20.  Not worth that long of a wait.

The BBQ Pork served over fries was better than the burger.

Turn down that damn loud rock music !

Only Chuck could spend 90% of a post about Kuma's complaining about stuff.

You want to hear how the Neurosis burger was cooked?  How Crank 2 was playing on the flat screen over the bar (with captions so you could follow along)?

Is your wife your grandma?

Just deaf with a cochlear implant.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Bort on April 22, 2010, 10:54:01 AM
Quote from: Oleg on April 22, 2010, 10:44:00 AM
Quote from: R-V on April 22, 2010, 10:36:08 AM
Quote from: BH on April 22, 2010, 10:28:38 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 22, 2010, 10:08:50 AM
DPD:

Finally went to Kuma's last weekend.  With the amplitude of the music, I was jealous of The Wife's detachable hearing device.

Very good burgers, but we got there at 5:45 and were served at 9:20.  Not worth that long of a wait.

The BBQ Pork served over fries was better than the burger.

Turn down that damn loud rock music !

Only Chuck could spend 90% of a post about Kuma's complaining about stuff.

Seriosuly.  What the fuck?

Forget about it Oleg, it's INTERNETCHUCKTOWN.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Richard Chuggar on April 22, 2010, 10:56:52 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 22, 2010, 10:49:32 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on April 22, 2010, 10:39:22 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 22, 2010, 10:38:45 AM
Quote from: R-V on April 22, 2010, 10:36:08 AM
Quote from: BH on April 22, 2010, 10:28:38 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 22, 2010, 10:08:50 AM
DPD:

Finally went to Kuma's last weekend.  With the amplitude of the music, I was jealous of The Wife's detachable hearing device.

Very good burgers, but we got there at 5:45 and were served at 9:20.  Not worth that long of a wait.

The BBQ Pork served over fries was better than the burger.

Turn down that damn loud rock music !

Only Chuck could spend 90% of a post about Kuma's complaining about stuff.

You want to hear how the Neurosis burger was cooked?  How Crank 2 was playing on the flat screen over the bar (with captions so you could follow along)?

Is your wife your grandma?

Just deaf with a cochlear implant.

I'll give her a cochlear implant.

ZING!
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: MAD on April 22, 2010, 11:39:01 AM
I'll just say that getting there at 5:45 justifies the beating Chuck is taking.

I've still never been to Kuma's, and it's mainly because their wait is nearly as legendary as their burgers and I just haven't yet properly planned for it or decided to put up with the wait.  I mean, 5:45?  That's like the scientifically-tested optimal time for getting the most people to show up for dinner at the same time.  What a Soriano!  Did you also bring the kids so they could ogle all of the naked ladies for 4 hours?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Bort on April 22, 2010, 11:55:30 AM
Quote from: MAD on April 22, 2010, 11:39:01 AM
I'll just say that getting there at 5:45 justifies the beating Chuck is taking.

I've still never been to Kuma's, and it's mainly because their wait is nearly as legendary as their burgers and I just haven't yet properly planned for it or decided to put up with the wait.  I mean, 5:45?  That's like the scientifically-tested optimal time for getting the most people to show up for dinner at the same time.  What a Soriano!  Did you also bring the kids so they could ogle all of the naked ladies for 4 hours?

I went there at 2:40 on a Wednesday and ate within 5 minutes.

/Not saying
//Just saying.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Slaky on April 22, 2010, 11:59:11 AM
Quote from: Bort on April 22, 2010, 11:55:30 AM
Quote from: MAD on April 22, 2010, 11:39:01 AM
I'll just say that getting there at 5:45 justifies the beating Chuck is taking.

I've still never been to Kuma's, and it's mainly because their wait is nearly as legendary as their burgers and I just haven't yet properly planned for it or decided to put up with the wait.  I mean, 5:45?  That's like the scientifically-tested optimal time for getting the most people to show up for dinner at the same time.  What a Soriano!  Did you also bring the kids so they could ogle all of the naked ladies for 4 hours?

I went there at 2:40 on a Wednesday and ate within 5 minutes.

/Not saying
//Just saying.

That's called a pro move.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: PenFoe on April 22, 2010, 12:07:22 PM
Quote from: MAD on April 22, 2010, 11:39:01 AM
I'll just say that getting there at 5:45 justifies the beating Chuck is taking.

I've still never been to Kuma's, and it's mainly because their wait is nearly as legendary as their burgers and I just haven't yet properly planned for it or decided to put up with the wait.  I mean, 5:45?  That's like the scientifically-tested optimal time for getting the most people to show up for dinner at the same time.  What a Soriano!  Did you also bring the kids so they could ogle all of the naked ladies for 4 hours?

Wait...this place has amazing burgers, pulled pork AND naked ladies?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: BH on April 22, 2010, 12:11:36 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 22, 2010, 11:59:11 AM
Quote from: Bort on April 22, 2010, 11:55:30 AM
Quote from: MAD on April 22, 2010, 11:39:01 AM
I'll just say that getting there at 5:45 justifies the beating Chuck is taking.

I've still never been to Kuma's, and it's mainly because their wait is nearly as legendary as their burgers and I just haven't yet properly planned for it or decided to put up with the wait.  I mean, 5:45?  That's like the scientifically-tested optimal time for getting the most people to show up for dinner at the same time.  What a Soriano!  Did you also bring the kids so they could ogle all of the naked ladies for 4 hours?

I went there at 2:40 on a Wednesday and ate within 5 minutes.

/Not saying
//Just saying.

That's called a pro move.

He had no choice, he had tickets for the Billy Elliott matinee.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Bort on April 22, 2010, 12:25:07 PM
Quote from: BH on April 22, 2010, 12:11:36 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 22, 2010, 11:59:11 AM
Quote from: Bort on April 22, 2010, 11:55:30 AM
Quote from: MAD on April 22, 2010, 11:39:01 AM
I'll just say that getting there at 5:45 justifies the beating Chuck is taking.

I've still never been to Kuma's, and it's mainly because their wait is nearly as legendary as their burgers and I just haven't yet properly planned for it or decided to put up with the wait.  I mean, 5:45?  That's like the scientifically-tested optimal time for getting the most people to show up for dinner at the same time.  What a Soriano!  Did you also bring the kids so they could ogle all of the naked ladies for 4 hours?

I went there at 2:40 on a Wednesday and ate within 5 minutes.

/Not saying
//Just saying.

That's called a pro move.

He had no choice, he had tickets for the Billy Elliott matinee.

Thanks, Fork's Fatter Twin.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Oleg on April 22, 2010, 12:26:05 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 22, 2010, 11:59:11 AM
Quote from: Bort on April 22, 2010, 11:55:30 AM
Quote from: MAD on April 22, 2010, 11:39:01 AM
I'll just say that getting there at 5:45 justifies the beating Chuck is taking.

I've still never been to Kuma's, and it's mainly because their wait is nearly as legendary as their burgers and I just haven't yet properly planned for it or decided to put up with the wait.  I mean, 5:45?  That's like the scientifically-tested optimal time for getting the most people to show up for dinner at the same time.  What a Soriano!  Did you also bring the kids so they could ogle all of the naked ladies for 4 hours?

I went there at 2:40 on a Wednesday and ate within 5 minutes.

/Not saying
//Just saying.

That's called a pro move.

I can agree with this.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: R-V on April 22, 2010, 12:30:37 PM
Quote from: MAD on April 22, 2010, 11:39:01 AM
I'll just say that getting there at 5:45 justifies the beating Chuck is taking.

I've still never been to Kuma's, and it's mainly because their wait is nearly as legendary as their burgers and I just haven't yet properly planned for it or decided to put up with the wait.  I mean, 5:45?  That's like the scientifically-tested optimal time for getting the most people to show up for dinner at the same time.  What a Soriano!  Did you also bring the kids so they could ogle all of the naked ladies for 4 hours?

It's almost as if Chuck purposely went at such a terrible time, knowing that there'd be a hellacious wait and he'd have at least one thing to bitch about.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Brownie on April 22, 2010, 12:37:35 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 22, 2010, 12:30:37 PM
Quote from: MAD on April 22, 2010, 11:39:01 AM
I'll just say that getting there at 5:45 justifies the beating Chuck is taking.

I've still never been to Kuma's, and it's mainly because their wait is nearly as legendary as their burgers and I just haven't yet properly planned for it or decided to put up with the wait.  I mean, 5:45?  That's like the scientifically-tested optimal time for getting the most people to show up for dinner at the same time.  What a Soriano!  Did you also bring the kids so they could ogle all of the naked ladies for 4 hours?

It's almost as if Chuck purposely went at such a terrible time, knowing that there'd be a hellacious wait and he'd have at least one thing to bitch about.

If only he offered to eat everything on the menu, pay for the burgers with keys to his house and car, and suggest they move the cute waitress to dishwashing detail because the homely waitress isn't good at washing dishes, we'd call it a Hendry.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Oleg on April 22, 2010, 12:40:19 PM
Quote from: Brownie on April 22, 2010, 12:37:35 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 22, 2010, 12:30:37 PM
Quote from: MAD on April 22, 2010, 11:39:01 AM
I'll just say that getting there at 5:45 justifies the beating Chuck is taking.

I've still never been to Kuma's, and it's mainly because their wait is nearly as legendary as their burgers and I just haven't yet properly planned for it or decided to put up with the wait.  I mean, 5:45?  That's like the scientifically-tested optimal time for getting the most people to show up for dinner at the same time.  What a Soriano!  Did you also bring the kids so they could ogle all of the naked ladies for 4 hours?

It's almost as if Chuck purposely went at such a terrible time, knowing that there'd be a hellacious wait and he'd have at least one thing to bitch about.

If only he offered to eat everything on the menu, pay for the burgers with keys to his house and car, and suggest they move the cute waitress to dishwashing detail because the homely waitress isn't good at washing dishes, we'd call it a Hendry.

One could argue that calling it an "Internet Chuck" is worse.

At least Hendry got himself a DLee and a Aramis before the wheels fell off.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: MAD on April 22, 2010, 02:00:52 PM
Quote from: Bort on April 22, 2010, 11:55:30 AM
Quote from: MAD on April 22, 2010, 11:39:01 AM
I'll just say that getting there at 5:45 justifies the beating Chuck is taking.

I've still never been to Kuma's, and it's mainly because their wait is nearly as legendary as their burgers and I just haven't yet properly planned for it or decided to put up with the wait.  I mean, 5:45?  That's like the scientifically-tested optimal time for getting the most people to show up for dinner at the same time.  What a Soriano!  Did you also bring the kids so they could ogle all of the naked ladies for 4 hours?

I went there at 2:40 on a Wednesday and ate within 5 minutes.

/Not saying
//Just saying.

You're not saying anything I haven't thought of, hence my bolded part.  I mean, I guess I could quit my job to make it there at 2 on a weekday, and the burger may be worth it and all, but I'm not ready to make that level of commitment just yet. 
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Bort on April 22, 2010, 02:02:23 PM
Quote from: MAD on April 22, 2010, 02:00:52 PM
Quote from: Bort on April 22, 2010, 11:55:30 AM
Quote from: MAD on April 22, 2010, 11:39:01 AM
I'll just say that getting there at 5:45 justifies the beating Chuck is taking.

I've still never been to Kuma's, and it's mainly because their wait is nearly as legendary as their burgers and I just haven't yet properly planned for it or decided to put up with the wait.  I mean, 5:45?  That's like the scientifically-tested optimal time for getting the most people to show up for dinner at the same time.  What a Soriano!  Did you also bring the kids so they could ogle all of the naked ladies for 4 hours?

I went there at 2:40 on a Wednesday and ate within 5 minutes.

/Not saying
//Just saying.

You're not saying anything I haven't thought of, hence my bolded part.  I mean, I guess I could quit my job to make it there at 2 on a weekday, and the burger may be worth it and all, but I'm not ready to make that level of commitment just yet. 

Or you could do it on a whim on a day off, like I did.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Slaky on April 22, 2010, 02:05:19 PM
Quote from: Bort on April 22, 2010, 02:02:23 PM
Quote from: MAD on April 22, 2010, 02:00:52 PM
Quote from: Bort on April 22, 2010, 11:55:30 AM
Quote from: MAD on April 22, 2010, 11:39:01 AM
I'll just say that getting there at 5:45 justifies the beating Chuck is taking.

I've still never been to Kuma's, and it's mainly because their wait is nearly as legendary as their burgers and I just haven't yet properly planned for it or decided to put up with the wait.  I mean, 5:45?  That's like the scientifically-tested optimal time for getting the most people to show up for dinner at the same time.  What a Soriano!  Did you also bring the kids so they could ogle all of the naked ladies for 4 hours?

I went there at 2:40 on a Wednesday and ate within 5 minutes.

/Not saying
//Just saying.

You're not saying anything I haven't thought of, hence my bolded part.  I mean, I guess I could quit my job to make it there at 2 on a weekday, and the burger may be worth it and all, but I'm not ready to make that level of commitment just yet. 

Or you could do it on a whim on a day off, like I did.

Mike D doesn't take days off to gallivant around town visiting burgeries to-and-fro, you understand?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Bort on April 22, 2010, 02:06:38 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 22, 2010, 02:05:19 PM
Quote from: Bort on April 22, 2010, 02:02:23 PM
Quote from: MAD on April 22, 2010, 02:00:52 PM
Quote from: Bort on April 22, 2010, 11:55:30 AM
Quote from: MAD on April 22, 2010, 11:39:01 AM
I'll just say that getting there at 5:45 justifies the beating Chuck is taking.

I've still never been to Kuma's, and it's mainly because their wait is nearly as legendary as their burgers and I just haven't yet properly planned for it or decided to put up with the wait.  I mean, 5:45?  That's like the scientifically-tested optimal time for getting the most people to show up for dinner at the same time.  What a Soriano!  Did you also bring the kids so they could ogle all of the naked ladies for 4 hours?

I went there at 2:40 on a Wednesday and ate within 5 minutes.

/Not saying
//Just saying.

You're not saying anything I haven't thought of, hence my bolded part.  I mean, I guess I could quit my job to make it there at 2 on a weekday, and the burger may be worth it and all, but I'm not ready to make that level of commitment just yet. 

Or you could do it on a whim on a day off, like I did.

Mike D doesn't take days off to gallivant around town visiting burgeries to-and-fro, you understand?

It was on my "failed attempt to find a condo" day.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on April 22, 2010, 02:08:03 PM
Quote from: MAD on April 22, 2010, 11:39:01 AM
I'll just say that getting there at 5:45 justifies the beating Chuck is taking.

If you think that time was my idea, then you have been lying about having a wife.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: BH on April 22, 2010, 02:08:25 PM
Quote from: Bort on April 22, 2010, 02:06:38 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 22, 2010, 02:05:19 PM
Quote from: Bort on April 22, 2010, 02:02:23 PM
Quote from: MAD on April 22, 2010, 02:00:52 PM
Quote from: Bort on April 22, 2010, 11:55:30 AM
Quote from: MAD on April 22, 2010, 11:39:01 AM
I'll just say that getting there at 5:45 justifies the beating Chuck is taking.

I've still never been to Kuma's, and it's mainly because their wait is nearly as legendary as their burgers and I just haven't yet properly planned for it or decided to put up with the wait.  I mean, 5:45?  That's like the scientifically-tested optimal time for getting the most people to show up for dinner at the same time.  What a Soriano!  Did you also bring the kids so they could ogle all of the naked ladies for 4 hours?

I went there at 2:40 on a Wednesday and ate within 5 minutes.

/Not saying
//Just saying.

You're not saying anything I haven't thought of, hence my bolded part.  I mean, I guess I could quit my job to make it there at 2 on a weekday, and the burger may be worth it and all, but I'm not ready to make that level of commitment just yet. 

Or you could do it on a whim on a day off, like I did.

Mike D doesn't take days off to gallivant around town visiting burgeries to-and-fro, you understand?

It was on my "failed attempt to find a condo" day.

I know a condo for sale. Most likely will be for sale through 2015.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: MAD on April 22, 2010, 02:14:16 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 22, 2010, 02:05:19 PM
Quote from: Bort on April 22, 2010, 02:02:23 PM
Quote from: MAD on April 22, 2010, 02:00:52 PM
Quote from: Bort on April 22, 2010, 11:55:30 AM
Quote from: MAD on April 22, 2010, 11:39:01 AM
I'll just say that getting there at 5:45 justifies the beating Chuck is taking.

I've still never been to Kuma's, and it's mainly because their wait is nearly as legendary as their burgers and I just haven't yet properly planned for it or decided to put up with the wait.  I mean, 5:45?  That's like the scientifically-tested optimal time for getting the most people to show up for dinner at the same time.  What a Soriano!  Did you also bring the kids so they could ogle all of the naked ladies for 4 hours?

I went there at 2:40 on a Wednesday and ate within 5 minutes.

/Not saying
//Just saying.

You're not saying anything I haven't thought of, hence my bolded part.  I mean, I guess I could quit my job to make it there at 2 on a weekday, and the burger may be worth it and all, but I'm not ready to make that level of commitment just yet.  

Or you could do it on a whim on a day off, like I did.

Mike D doesn't take days off to gallivant around town visiting burgeries to-and-fro, you understand?

I did once travel across town on a Saturday to hit up Hot Doug's  (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=1344.msg18773#msg18773) which, is oddly, enough, right around the corner from Kuma's, so I guess it's possible.

That said, we do play softball right there as well.  Maybe I can hit it up before a late game.  Who's with me?  Slak?  Show me the ropes?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Slaky on April 22, 2010, 02:30:19 PM
Quote from: MAD on April 22, 2010, 02:14:16 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 22, 2010, 02:05:19 PM
Quote from: Bort on April 22, 2010, 02:02:23 PM
Quote from: MAD on April 22, 2010, 02:00:52 PM
Quote from: Bort on April 22, 2010, 11:55:30 AM
Quote from: MAD on April 22, 2010, 11:39:01 AM
I'll just say that getting there at 5:45 justifies the beating Chuck is taking.

I've still never been to Kuma's, and it's mainly because their wait is nearly as legendary as their burgers and I just haven't yet properly planned for it or decided to put up with the wait.  I mean, 5:45?  That's like the scientifically-tested optimal time for getting the most people to show up for dinner at the same time.  What a Soriano!  Did you also bring the kids so they could ogle all of the naked ladies for 4 hours?

I went there at 2:40 on a Wednesday and ate within 5 minutes.

/Not saying
//Just saying.

You're not saying anything I haven't thought of, hence my bolded part.  I mean, I guess I could quit my job to make it there at 2 on a weekday, and the burger may be worth it and all, but I'm not ready to make that level of commitment just yet.  

Or you could do it on a whim on a day off, like I did.

Mike D doesn't take days off to gallivant around town visiting burgeries to-and-fro, you understand?

I did once travel across town on a Saturday to hit up Hot Doug's  (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=1344.msg18773#msg18773) which, is oddly, enough, right around the corner from Kuma's, so I guess it's possible.

That said, we do play softball right there as well.  Maybe I can hit it up before a late game.  Who's with me?  Slak?  Show me the ropes?

The ropes of Kuma's or Hot Doug's? I'm down for either. Kuma's at night though is going to be quite a wait unless you get there around 10.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Quality Start Machine on April 22, 2010, 02:34:47 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 22, 2010, 02:30:19 PM
Quote from: MAD on April 22, 2010, 02:14:16 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 22, 2010, 02:05:19 PM
Quote from: Bort on April 22, 2010, 02:02:23 PM
Quote from: MAD on April 22, 2010, 02:00:52 PM
Quote from: Bort on April 22, 2010, 11:55:30 AM
Quote from: MAD on April 22, 2010, 11:39:01 AM
I'll just say that getting there at 5:45 justifies the beating Chuck is taking.

I've still never been to Kuma's, and it's mainly because their wait is nearly as legendary as their burgers and I just haven't yet properly planned for it or decided to put up with the wait.  I mean, 5:45?  That's like the scientifically-tested optimal time for getting the most people to show up for dinner at the same time.  What a Soriano!  Did you also bring the kids so they could ogle all of the naked ladies for 4 hours?

I went there at 2:40 on a Wednesday and ate within 5 minutes.

/Not saying
//Just saying.

You're not saying anything I haven't thought of, hence my bolded part.  I mean, I guess I could quit my job to make it there at 2 on a weekday, and the burger may be worth it and all, but I'm not ready to make that level of commitment just yet.  

Or you could do it on a whim on a day off, like I did.

Mike D doesn't take days off to gallivant around town visiting burgeries to-and-fro, you understand?

I did once travel across town on a Saturday to hit up Hot Doug's  (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=1344.msg18773#msg18773) which, is oddly, enough, right around the corner from Kuma's, so I guess it's possible.

That said, we do play softball right there as well.  Maybe I can hit it up before a late game.  Who's with me?  Slak?  Show me the ropes?

The ropes of Kuma's or Hot Doug's? I'm down for either. Kuma's at night though is going to be quite a wait unless you get there around 10.

Rope 1 of Hot Doug's - they're only open during lunch hours. Forget about pregaming there.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: MAD on April 22, 2010, 02:34:55 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 22, 2010, 02:30:19 PM
Quote from: MAD on April 22, 2010, 02:14:16 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 22, 2010, 02:05:19 PM
Quote from: Bort on April 22, 2010, 02:02:23 PM
Quote from: MAD on April 22, 2010, 02:00:52 PM
Quote from: Bort on April 22, 2010, 11:55:30 AM
Quote from: MAD on April 22, 2010, 11:39:01 AM
I'll just say that getting there at 5:45 justifies the beating Chuck is taking.

I've still never been to Kuma's, and it's mainly because their wait is nearly as legendary as their burgers and I just haven't yet properly planned for it or decided to put up with the wait.  I mean, 5:45?  That's like the scientifically-tested optimal time for getting the most people to show up for dinner at the same time.  What a Soriano!  Did you also bring the kids so they could ogle all of the naked ladies for 4 hours?

I went there at 2:40 on a Wednesday and ate within 5 minutes.

/Not saying
//Just saying.

You're not saying anything I haven't thought of, hence my bolded part.  I mean, I guess I could quit my job to make it there at 2 on a weekday, and the burger may be worth it and all, but I'm not ready to make that level of commitment just yet.  

Or you could do it on a whim on a day off, like I did.

Mike D doesn't take days off to gallivant around town visiting burgeries to-and-fro, you understand?

I did once travel across town on a Saturday to hit up Hot Doug's  (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=1344.msg18773#msg18773) which, is oddly, enough, right around the corner from Kuma's, so I guess it's possible.

That said, we do play softball right there as well.  Maybe I can hit it up before a late game.  Who's with me?  Slak?  Show me the ropes?

The ropes of Kuma's or Hot Doug's? I'm down for either. Kuma's at night though is going to be quite a wait unless you get there around 10.

I'm going to try to get out of here one of these days and get there by 4 PM.  You think I could get out by 6:30 in time on a Tuesday?  Also, would I be in any shape to play ball?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: flannj on April 22, 2010, 02:38:51 PM
Quote from: MAD on April 22, 2010, 02:34:55 PM
 Also, would I be in any shape to play ball?

Put it on a tee much Huey?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Slaky on April 22, 2010, 02:51:10 PM
Quote from: flannj on April 22, 2010, 02:38:51 PM
Quote from: MAD on April 22, 2010, 02:34:55 PM
 Also, would I be in any shape to play ball?

Put it on a tee much Huey?

That was terrible Huey.

No, eating Kuma's before any activity other than sitting or laying is pretty stupid.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: MAD on April 22, 2010, 03:14:21 PM
Sorry. 

Do I still get to eat at Kuma's?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Quality Start Machine on April 22, 2010, 03:16:22 PM
Quote from: MAD on April 22, 2010, 03:14:21 PM
Sorry. 

Do I still get to eat at Kuma's?

Yellon banned you.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Kermit IV on April 26, 2010, 02:00:30 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 22, 2010, 12:07:22 PM
Quote from: MAD on April 22, 2010, 11:39:01 AM
I'll just say that getting there at 5:45 justifies the beating Chuck is taking.

I've still never been to Kuma's, and it's mainly because their wait is nearly as legendary as their burgers and I just haven't yet properly planned for it or decided to put up with the wait.  I mean, 5:45?  That's like the scientifically-tested optimal time for getting the most people to show up for dinner at the same time.  What a Soriano!  Did you also bring the kids so they could ogle all of the naked ladies for 4 hours?

Wait...this place has amazing burgers, pulled pork AND naked ladies?

I'm with Pen in wanting further explanation.  I'm against Pen in pretty much everything else.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: PenFoe on April 26, 2010, 02:03:02 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 26, 2010, 02:00:30 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 22, 2010, 12:07:22 PM
Quote from: MAD on April 22, 2010, 11:39:01 AM
I'll just say that getting there at 5:45 justifies the beating Chuck is taking.

I've still never been to Kuma's, and it's mainly because their wait is nearly as legendary as their burgers and I just haven't yet properly planned for it or decided to put up with the wait.  I mean, 5:45?  That's like the scientifically-tested optimal time for getting the most people to show up for dinner at the same time.  What a Soriano!  Did you also bring the kids so they could ogle all of the naked ladies for 4 hours?

Wait...this place has amazing burgers, pulled pork AND naked ladies?

I'm with Pen in wanting further explanation.  I'm against Pen in pretty much everything else.

Ever since you defended Rick Aguilera I've been secretly crusading against you anyway, so this comes as a welcome relief.

Now about those naked ladies covered in pulled pork....
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Kermit IV on April 26, 2010, 02:06:11 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 26, 2010, 02:03:02 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 26, 2010, 02:00:30 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 22, 2010, 12:07:22 PM
Quote from: MAD on April 22, 2010, 11:39:01 AM
I'll just say that getting there at 5:45 justifies the beating Chuck is taking.

I've still never been to Kuma's, and it's mainly because their wait is nearly as legendary as their burgers and I just haven't yet properly planned for it or decided to put up with the wait.  I mean, 5:45?  That's like the scientifically-tested optimal time for getting the most people to show up for dinner at the same time.  What a Soriano!  Did you also bring the kids so they could ogle all of the naked ladies for 4 hours?

Wait...this place has amazing burgers, pulled pork AND naked ladies?

I'm with Pen in wanting further explanation.  I'm against Pen in pretty much everything else.

Ever since you defended Rick Aguilera I've been secretly crusading against you anyway, so this comes as a welcome relief.

Now about those naked ladies covered in pulled pork....

I did?  Just as a Twin, right?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Yeti on May 28, 2010, 08:46:59 AM
I didn't see this place discussed (In fact, I think I've only seen Kuma's and McDonald's discussed), but I had a place called Uncommon Ground (http://www.uncommonground.com/) last week, and that burger was damn good. Food's pretty pricey compared to what I'm used to down here, but it was worth the money. Good atmosphere. Good location (about a block from where I was staying). This place also has Thrill's stamp of approval, which probably just means that's where he picks up his boyfriends.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on May 28, 2010, 09:18:27 AM
Quote from: Yeti on May 28, 2010, 08:46:59 AM
I didn't see this place discussed (In fact, I think I've only seen Kuma's and McDonald's discussed), but I had a place called Uncommon Ground (http://www.uncommonground.com/) last week, and that burger was damn good. Food's pretty pricey compared to what I'm used to down here, but it was worth the money. Good atmosphere. Good location (about a block from where I was staying). This place also has Thrill's stamp of approval, which probably just means that's where he picks up his boyfriends.

Yeti's a hippie now.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Bort on May 28, 2010, 09:55:20 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on May 28, 2010, 09:18:27 AM
Quote from: Yeti on May 28, 2010, 08:46:59 AM
I didn't see this place discussed (In fact, I think I've only seen Kuma's and McDonald's discussed), but I had a place called Uncommon Ground (http://www.uncommonground.com/) last week, and that burger was damn good. Food's pretty pricey compared to what I'm used to down here, but it was worth the money. Good atmosphere. Good location (about a block from where I was staying). This place also has Thrill's stamp of approval, which probably just means that's where he picks up his boyfriends.

Yeti's a hippie now.

You can't OWN drywall, man.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: PenPho on May 28, 2010, 11:08:56 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 28, 2010, 09:55:20 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on May 28, 2010, 09:18:27 AM
Quote from: Yeti on May 28, 2010, 08:46:59 AM
I didn't see this place discussed (In fact, I think I've only seen Kuma's and McDonald's discussed), but I had a place called Uncommon Ground (http://www.uncommonground.com/) last week, and that burger was damn good. Food's pretty pricey compared to what I'm used to down here, but it was worth the money. Good atmosphere. Good location (about a block from where I was staying). This place also has Thrill's stamp of approval, which probably just means that's where he picks up his boyfriends.

Yeti's a hippie now.

You can't OWN drywall, man.

Quote
"The First Certified Organic Roof Top Farm in the Country"

I think I love this place.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on May 28, 2010, 11:16:05 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 28, 2010, 09:55:20 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on May 28, 2010, 09:18:27 AM
Quote from: Yeti on May 28, 2010, 08:46:59 AM
I didn't see this place discussed (In fact, I think I've only seen Kuma's and McDonald's discussed), but I had a place called Uncommon Ground (http://www.uncommonground.com/) last week, and that burger was damn good. Food's pretty pricey compared to what I'm used to down here, but it was worth the money. Good atmosphere. Good location (about a block from where I was staying). This place also has Thrill's stamp of approval, which probably just means that's where he picks up his boyfriends.

Yeti's a hippie now.

You can't OWN drywall, man.

Would it also explain his sedentary lifestyle?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Bort on May 28, 2010, 12:30:31 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on May 28, 2010, 11:16:05 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 28, 2010, 09:55:20 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on May 28, 2010, 09:18:27 AM
Quote from: Yeti on May 28, 2010, 08:46:59 AM
I didn't see this place discussed (In fact, I think I've only seen Kuma's and McDonald's discussed), but I had a place called Uncommon Ground (http://www.uncommonground.com/) last week, and that burger was damn good. Food's pretty pricey compared to what I'm used to down here, but it was worth the money. Good atmosphere. Good location (about a block from where I was staying). This place also has Thrill's stamp of approval, which probably just means that's where he picks up his boyfriends.

Yeti's a hippie now.

You can't OWN drywall, man.

Would it also explain his sedentary lifestyle?

I liked my edit better. It probably made CT snort.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Yeti on May 28, 2010, 01:00:38 PM
Quote from: PenPho on May 28, 2010, 11:08:56 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 28, 2010, 09:55:20 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on May 28, 2010, 09:18:27 AM
Quote from: Yeti on May 28, 2010, 08:46:59 AM
I didn't see this place discussed (In fact, I think I've only seen Kuma's and McDonald's discussed), but I had a place called Uncommon Ground (http://www.uncommonground.com/) last week, and that burger was damn good. Food's pretty pricey compared to what I'm used to down here, but it was worth the money. Good atmosphere. Good location (about a block from where I was staying). This place also has Thrill's stamp of approval, which probably just means that's where he picks up his boyfriends.

Yeti's a hippie now.

You can't OWN drywall, man.

Quote
"The First Certified Organic Roof Top Farm in the Country"

I think I love this place.

Yea, my aunt said the place was organic and I was instantly turned off by it, as I have an adversity towards anything that props it up to be so healthy, but I was pleasantly surprised with the quality of it. In other words, I should be such a Fatty McFatterson.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on May 28, 2010, 01:06:03 PM
Quote from: Yeti on May 28, 2010, 01:00:38 PM
Quote from: PenPho on May 28, 2010, 11:08:56 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 28, 2010, 09:55:20 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on May 28, 2010, 09:18:27 AM
Quote from: Yeti on May 28, 2010, 08:46:59 AM
I didn't see this place discussed (In fact, I think I've only seen Kuma's and McDonald's discussed), but I had a place called Uncommon Ground (http://www.uncommonground.com/) last week, and that burger was damn good. Food's pretty pricey compared to what I'm used to down here, but it was worth the money. Good atmosphere. Good location (about a block from where I was staying). This place also has Thrill's stamp of approval, which probably just means that's where he picks up his boyfriends.

Yeti's a hippie now.

You can't OWN drywall, man.

Quote
"The First Certified Organic Roof Top Farm in the Country"

I think I love this place.

Yea, my aunt said the place was organic and I was instantly turned off by it, as I have an adversity towards anything that props it up to be so healthy, but I was pleasantly surprised with the quality of it. In other words, I should be such a Fatty McFatterson.

This is Yeti's struggle.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Yeti on May 28, 2010, 01:08:31 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on May 28, 2010, 01:06:03 PM
Quote from: Yeti on May 28, 2010, 01:00:38 PM
Quote from: PenPho on May 28, 2010, 11:08:56 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 28, 2010, 09:55:20 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on May 28, 2010, 09:18:27 AM
Quote from: Yeti on May 28, 2010, 08:46:59 AM
I didn't see this place discussed (In fact, I think I've only seen Kuma's and McDonald's discussed), but I had a place called Uncommon Ground (http://www.uncommonground.com/) last week, and that burger was damn good. Food's pretty pricey compared to what I'm used to down here, but it was worth the money. Good atmosphere. Good location (about a block from where I was staying). This place also has Thrill's stamp of approval, which probably just means that's where he picks up his boyfriends.

Yeti's a hippie now.

You can't OWN drywall, man.

Quote
"The First Certified Organic Roof Top Farm in the Country"

I think I love this place.

Yea, my aunt said the place was organic and I was instantly turned off by it, as I have an adversity towards anything that props it up to be so healthy, but I was pleasantly surprised with the quality of it. In other words, I should be such a Fatty McFatterson.

This is Yeti's struggle.

Is the proper way to say it "adverse reaction"? I'm just a downstate simpleton. We don't have use for proper grammar.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on May 28, 2010, 01:17:28 PM
Quote from: Yeti on May 28, 2010, 01:08:31 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on May 28, 2010, 01:06:03 PM
Quote from: Yeti on May 28, 2010, 01:00:38 PM
Quote from: PenPho on May 28, 2010, 11:08:56 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 28, 2010, 09:55:20 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on May 28, 2010, 09:18:27 AM
Quote from: Yeti on May 28, 2010, 08:46:59 AM
I didn't see this place discussed (In fact, I think I've only seen Kuma's and McDonald's discussed), but I had a place called Uncommon Ground (http://www.uncommonground.com/) last week, and that burger was damn good. Food's pretty pricey compared to what I'm used to down here, but it was worth the money. Good atmosphere. Good location (about a block from where I was staying). This place also has Thrill's stamp of approval, which probably just means that's where he picks up his boyfriends.

Yeti's a hippie now.

You can't OWN drywall, man.

Quote
"The First Certified Organic Roof Top Farm in the Country"

I think I love this place.

Yea, my aunt said the place was organic and I was instantly turned off by it, as I have an adversity towards anything that props it up to be so healthy, but I was pleasantly surprised with the quality of it. In other words, I should be such a Fatty McFatterson.

This is Yeti's struggle.

Is the proper way to say it "adverse reaction"? I'm just a downstate simpleton. We don't have use for proper grammar.

Possibly. I suspect you meant that you have "an aversion."
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Yeti on May 28, 2010, 01:24:30 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on May 28, 2010, 01:17:28 PM
Quote from: Yeti on May 28, 2010, 01:08:31 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on May 28, 2010, 01:06:03 PM
Quote from: Yeti on May 28, 2010, 01:00:38 PM
Quote from: PenPho on May 28, 2010, 11:08:56 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 28, 2010, 09:55:20 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on May 28, 2010, 09:18:27 AM
Quote from: Yeti on May 28, 2010, 08:46:59 AM
I didn't see this place discussed (In fact, I think I've only seen Kuma's and McDonald's discussed), but I had a place called Uncommon Ground (http://www.uncommonground.com/) last week, and that burger was damn good. Food's pretty pricey compared to what I'm used to down here, but it was worth the money. Good atmosphere. Good location (about a block from where I was staying). This place also has Thrill's stamp of approval, which probably just means that's where he picks up his boyfriends.

Yeti's a hippie now.

You can't OWN drywall, man.

Quote
"The First Certified Organic Roof Top Farm in the Country"

I think I love this place.

Yea, my aunt said the place was organic and I was instantly turned off by it, as I have an adversity towards anything that props it up to be so healthy, but I was pleasantly surprised with the quality of it. In other words, I should be such a Fatty McFatterson.

This is Yeti's struggle.

Is the proper way to say it "adverse reaction"? I'm just a downstate simpleton. We don't have use for proper grammar.

Possibly. I suspect you meant that you have "an aversion."

Fuck.. Yea, I think that's what I was going for. I should have just said "I ain't wanna touch nonna that no organik shit" and the point would have been made.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Bort on May 28, 2010, 01:24:50 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on May 28, 2010, 01:17:28 PM
Quote from: Yeti on May 28, 2010, 01:08:31 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on May 28, 2010, 01:06:03 PM
Quote from: Yeti on May 28, 2010, 01:00:38 PM
Quote from: PenPho on May 28, 2010, 11:08:56 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 28, 2010, 09:55:20 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on May 28, 2010, 09:18:27 AM
Quote from: Yeti on May 28, 2010, 08:46:59 AM
I didn't see this place discussed (In fact, I think I've only seen Kuma's and McDonald's discussed), but I had a place called Uncommon Ground (http://www.uncommonground.com/) last week, and that burger was damn good. Food's pretty pricey compared to what I'm used to down here, but it was worth the money. Good atmosphere. Good location (about a block from where I was staying). This place also has Thrill's stamp of approval, which probably just means that's where he picks up his boyfriends.

Yeti's a hippie now.

You can't OWN drywall, man.

Quote
"The First Certified Organic Roof Top Farm in the Country"

I think I love this place.

Yea, my aunt said the place was organic and I was instantly turned off by it, as I have an adversity towards anything that props it up to be so healthy, but I was pleasantly surprised with the quality of it. In other words, I should be such a Fatty McFatterson.

This is Yeti's struggle.

Is the proper way to say it "adverse reaction"? I'm just a downstate simpleton. We don't have use for proper grammar.

Possibly. I suspect you meant that you have "an aversion."

To excercise?


(is that better, Tank?)
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: R-V on May 28, 2010, 10:47:37 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on May 28, 2010, 01:06:03 PM
Quote from: Yeti on May 28, 2010, 01:00:38 PM
Quote from: PenPho on May 28, 2010, 11:08:56 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 28, 2010, 09:55:20 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on May 28, 2010, 09:18:27 AM
Quote from: Yeti on May 28, 2010, 08:46:59 AM
I didn't see this place discussed (In fact, I think I've only seen Kuma's and McDonald's discussed), but I had a place called Uncommon Ground (http://www.uncommonground.com/) last week, and that burger was damn good. Food's pretty pricey compared to what I'm used to down here, but it was worth the money. Good atmosphere. Good location (about a block from where I was staying). This place also has Thrill's stamp of approval, which probably just means that's where he picks up his boyfriends.

Yeti's a hippie now.

You can't OWN drywall, man.

Quote
"The First Certified Organic Roof Top Farm in the Country"

I think I love this place.

Yea, my aunt said the place was organic and I was instantly turned off by it, as I have an adversity towards anything that props it up to be so healthy, but I was pleasantly surprised with the quality of it. In other words, I should be such a Fatty McFatterson.

This is Yeti's struggle.

Ain't no big city rooftop-plantin' poof yayhoo goan tell ME what'ns hulthy!
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Yeti on May 29, 2010, 09:34:00 AM
Quote from: R-V on May 28, 2010, 10:47:37 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on May 28, 2010, 01:06:03 PM
Quote from: Yeti on May 28, 2010, 01:00:38 PM
Quote from: PenPho on May 28, 2010, 11:08:56 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 28, 2010, 09:55:20 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on May 28, 2010, 09:18:27 AM
Quote from: Yeti on May 28, 2010, 08:46:59 AM
I didn't see this place discussed (In fact, I think I've only seen Kuma's and McDonald's discussed), but I had a place called Uncommon Ground (http://www.uncommonground.com/) last week, and that burger was damn good. Food's pretty pricey compared to what I'm used to down here, but it was worth the money. Good atmosphere. Good location (about a block from where I was staying). This place also has Thrill's stamp of approval, which probably just means that's where he picks up his boyfriends.

Yeti's a hippie now.

You can't OWN drywall, man.

Quote
"The First Certified Organic Roof Top Farm in the Country"

I think I love this place.

Yea, my aunt said the place was organic and I was instantly turned off by it, as I have an adversity towards anything that props it up to be so healthy, but I was pleasantly surprised with the quality of it. In other words, I should be such a Fatty McFatterson.

This is Yeti's struggle.

Ain't no big city rooftop-plantin' poof yayhoo goan tell ME what'ns hulthy!

THI?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Slaky on July 22, 2010, 03:41:44 PM
Anyone had a Ju(i)cy Lucy? Apparently you can only get this in Minny...they look amazing. I want one right now.

Yes, I'm watching Man v Food.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Oleg on July 22, 2010, 04:30:32 PM
Quote from: Slaky on July 22, 2010, 03:41:44 PM
Anyone had a Ju(i)cy Lucy? Apparently you can only get this in Minny...they look amazing. I want one right now.

Yes, I'm watching Man v Food.

It seems like you can make one of those at home pretty easily, no?  It's just some cheese in between a couple of burger patties?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Wheezer on July 22, 2010, 04:44:25 PM
Quote from: Oleg on July 22, 2010, 04:30:32 PM
Quote from: Slaky on July 22, 2010, 03:41:44 PM
Anyone had a Ju(i)cy Lucy? Apparently you can only get this in Minny...they look amazing. I want one right now.

Yes, I'm watching Man v Food.

It seems like you can make one of those at home pretty easily, no?  It's just some cheese in between a couple of burger patties?

Did you know that Weston A. Price was a dentist?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Oleg on July 22, 2010, 05:13:17 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on July 22, 2010, 04:44:25 PM
Quote from: Oleg on July 22, 2010, 04:30:32 PM
Quote from: Slaky on July 22, 2010, 03:41:44 PM
Anyone had a Ju(i)cy Lucy? Apparently you can only get this in Minny...they look amazing. I want one right now.

Yes, I'm watching Man v Food.

It seems like you can make one of those at home pretty easily, no?  It's just some cheese in between a couple of burger patties?

Did you know that Weston A. Price was a dentist?


No
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Quality Start Machine on July 22, 2010, 08:36:39 PM
Quote from: Slaky on July 22, 2010, 03:41:44 PM
Anyone had a Ju(i)cy Lucy? Apparently you can only get this in Minny...they look amazing. I want one right now.

Yes, I'm watching Man v Food.

Ask someone who lives in the Twin Cities area

WARNING: Answer may include Sidney Crosby.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Richard Chuggar on August 04, 2010, 11:47:01 AM
http://chicago.metromix.com/restaurants/essay_photo_gallery/chicago-burger-reviews/2067584/content

Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Oleg on September 09, 2010, 09:05:16 AM
Somewhat interesting. (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/09/08/fast-food-burger-rankings-consumer-reports_n_709839.html)
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: PenPho on September 09, 2010, 11:12:17 AM
Quote from: Oleg on September 09, 2010, 09:05:16 AM
Somewhat interesting. (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/09/08/fast-food-burger-rankings-consumer-reports_n_709839.html)

My long-standing, white-hot hatred for Carl's Jr aside...their new Philly Cheeseburger is just astonishingly painful to look at.

(http://www.q80s.com/wp-content/hardees-cheese-steak.jpg)
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Oleg on November 09, 2010, 02:31:03 PM
Just had an In-N-Out burger...good shit.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 09, 2010, 02:34:03 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 09, 2010, 02:31:03 PM
Just had an In-N-Out burger...good shit.

Best. Burger. Ever.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: PenPho on November 09, 2010, 02:44:29 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 09, 2010, 02:34:03 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 09, 2010, 02:31:03 PM
Just had an In-N-Out burger...good shit.

Best. Burger. Ever.

Worst. Fries. Ever.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on November 09, 2010, 02:46:43 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 09, 2010, 02:34:03 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 09, 2010, 02:31:03 PM
Just had an In-N-Out burger...good shit.

Best. Burger. Ever. I LIVED IN LA!

La Gigi'd
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Oleg on November 09, 2010, 03:14:11 PM
Quote from: PenPho on November 09, 2010, 02:44:29 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 09, 2010, 02:34:03 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 09, 2010, 02:31:03 PM
Just had an In-N-Out burger...good shit.

Best. Burger. Ever.

Worst. Fries. Ever.

Yeah, fries were meh.  Also, best ever?  Meh.  It was good.  But best ever?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on November 09, 2010, 03:22:05 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 09, 2010, 03:14:11 PM
Quote from: PenPho on November 09, 2010, 02:44:29 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 09, 2010, 02:34:03 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 09, 2010, 02:31:03 PM
Just had an In-N-Out burger...good shit.

Best. Burger. Ever.

Worst. Fries. Ever.

Yeah, fries were meh.  Also, best ever?  Meh.  It was good.  But best ever?

Seems this would need a qualifier to begin with.  I've never had In-N-Out but I would dismiss such a claim immediately, unless it was in the category of "fast food" burgers.  No way can it be better than the burgers you get at various sit-down restaurants in Chicago alone. 

Even in the category of "fast food" burgers or burgers from national/regional chains, it must be pretty goddamned good if it's better then Five Guys.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 09, 2010, 03:36:13 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 09, 2010, 03:14:11 PM
Quote from: PenPho on November 09, 2010, 02:44:29 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 09, 2010, 02:34:03 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 09, 2010, 02:31:03 PM
Just had an In-N-Out burger...good shit.

Best. Burger. Ever.

Worst. Fries. Ever.

Yeah, fries were meh.  Also, best ever?  Meh.  It was good.  But best ever?

Their fries do suck.  What kind did you get?  I'm guessing Double Double.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Slaky on November 09, 2010, 03:44:19 PM
Quote from: PANK! on November 09, 2010, 03:22:05 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 09, 2010, 03:14:11 PM
Quote from: PenPho on November 09, 2010, 02:44:29 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 09, 2010, 02:34:03 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 09, 2010, 02:31:03 PM
Just had an In-N-Out burger...good shit.

Best. Burger. Ever.

Worst. Fries. Ever.

Yeah, fries were meh.  Also, best ever?  Meh.  It was good.  But best ever?

Seems this would need a qualifier to begin with.  I've never had In-N-Out but I would dismiss such a claim immediately, unless it was in the category of "fast food" burgers.  No way can it be better than the burgers you get at various sit-down restaurants in Chicago alone. 

Even in the category of "fast food" burgers or burgers from national/regional chains, it must be pretty goddamned good if it's better then Five Guys.

In and Out is really good - but I'm a Five Guys..guy. That's my favorite fast food burger hands down. The combo of that burger and their incredible fries seals it for me.

But when you're talking about sit down burgers I don't think you can even compare. It's not a rational conversation. I really need to get back to Kuma's.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Oleg on November 09, 2010, 07:39:59 PM
Quote from: Slaky on November 09, 2010, 03:44:19 PM
Quote from: PANK! on November 09, 2010, 03:22:05 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 09, 2010, 03:14:11 PM
Quote from: PenPho on November 09, 2010, 02:44:29 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 09, 2010, 02:34:03 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 09, 2010, 02:31:03 PM
Just had an In-N-Out burger...good shit.

Best. Burger. Ever.

Worst. Fries. Ever.

Yeah, fries were meh.  Also, best ever?  Meh.  It was good.  But best ever?

Seems this would need a qualifier to begin with.  I've never had In-N-Out but I would dismiss such a claim immediately, unless it was in the category of "fast food" burgers.  No way can it be better than the burgers you get at various sit-down restaurants in Chicago alone. 

Even in the category of "fast food" burgers or burgers from national/regional chains, it must be pretty goddamned good if it's better then Five Guys.

In and Out is really good - but I'm a Five Guys..guy. That's my favorite fast food burger hands down. The combo of that burger and their incredible fries seals it for me.

But when you're talking about sit down burgers I don't think you can even compare. It's not a rational conversation. I really need to get back to Kuma's.

I'll go back to my distinction...there are really two types of burgers.  Fast food burgers.  Always well-done on a gridle, thinner patties usually no more than 1/4 pound.  Those are the ones that are usually gotten as doubles and such.  Five Guys is it, although this In-N-Out was really good.

Then there are the 'gourmet' types.  Those are typically grilled and are cooked to temperature.  Generally, those are in the 8-10 ounce size.  Unless you're a Yeti-sized fatass, there are no doubles of those.  They will tend to have more obscure toppings (maybe obscure isn't the right word...toppings you wouldn't normally associate with burgers; brie cheese for example).  The burger itself will even sometimes be made of a better cut of beef (top sirloin, etc).  This is all about Kuma's.  I have also heard good things about the new place near the Clybourn/North Ave coridor...I forget what it's called.

Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 09, 2010, 03:36:13 PM
Their fries do suck.  What kind did you get?  I'm guessing Double Double.

Didn't see any double-double.  I had the number 1.  Double cheese burger, fries, drink.  There were only about three options...
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Slaky on November 09, 2010, 07:59:06 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 09, 2010, 07:39:59 PM
Quote from: Slaky on November 09, 2010, 03:44:19 PM
Quote from: PANK! on November 09, 2010, 03:22:05 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 09, 2010, 03:14:11 PM
Quote from: PenPho on November 09, 2010, 02:44:29 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 09, 2010, 02:34:03 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 09, 2010, 02:31:03 PM
Just had an In-N-Out burger...good shit.

Best. Burger. Ever.

Worst. Fries. Ever.

Yeah, fries were meh.  Also, best ever?  Meh.  It was good.  But best ever?

Seems this would need a qualifier to begin with.  I've never had In-N-Out but I would dismiss such a claim immediately, unless it was in the category of "fast food" burgers.  No way can it be better than the burgers you get at various sit-down restaurants in Chicago alone. 

Even in the category of "fast food" burgers or burgers from national/regional chains, it must be pretty goddamned good if it's better then Five Guys.

In and Out is really good - but I'm a Five Guys..guy. That's my favorite fast food burger hands down. The combo of that burger and their incredible fries seals it for me.

But when you're talking about sit down burgers I don't think you can even compare. It's not a rational conversation. I really need to get back to Kuma's.

I'll go back to my distinction...there are really two types of burgers.  Fast food burgers.  Always well-done on a gridle, thinner patties usually no more than 1/4 pound.  Those are the ones that are usually gotten as doubles and such.  Five Guys is it, although this In-N-Out was really good.

Then there are the 'gourmet' types.  Those are typically grilled and are cooked to temperature.  Generally, those are in the 8-10 ounce size.  Unless you're a Yeti-sized fatass, there are no doubles of those.  They will tend to have more obscure toppings (maybe obscure isn't the right word...toppings you wouldn't normally associate with burgers; brie cheese for example).  The burger itself will even sometimes be made of a better cut of beef (top sirloin, etc).  This is all about Kuma's.  I have also heard good things about the new place near the Clybourn/North Ave coridor...I forget what it's called.

Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 09, 2010, 03:36:13 PM
Their fries do suck.  What kind did you get?  I'm guessing Double Double.

Didn't see any double-double.  I had the number 1.  Double cheese burger, fries, drink.  There were only about three options...

There's a fairly substantial secret menu that apparently is only a secret to you.

http://www.in-n-out.com/secretmenu.asp
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 09, 2010, 08:58:44 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 09, 2010, 07:39:59 PM
Quote from: Slaky on November 09, 2010, 03:44:19 PM
Quote from: PANK! on November 09, 2010, 03:22:05 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 09, 2010, 03:14:11 PM
Quote from: PenPho on November 09, 2010, 02:44:29 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 09, 2010, 02:34:03 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 09, 2010, 02:31:03 PM
Just had an In-N-Out burger...good shit.

Best. Burger. Ever.

Worst. Fries. Ever.

Yeah, fries were meh.  Also, best ever?  Meh.  It was good.  But best ever?

Seems this would need a qualifier to begin with.  I've never had In-N-Out but I would dismiss such a claim immediately, unless it was in the category of "fast food" burgers.  No way can it be better than the burgers you get at various sit-down restaurants in Chicago alone. 

Even in the category of "fast food" burgers or burgers from national/regional chains, it must be pretty goddamned good if it's better then Five Guys.

In and Out is really good - but I'm a Five Guys..guy. That's my favorite fast food burger hands down. The combo of that burger and their incredible fries seals it for me.

But when you're talking about sit down burgers I don't think you can even compare. It's not a rational conversation. I really need to get back to Kuma's.

I'll go back to my distinction...there are really two types of burgers.  Fast food burgers.  Always well-done on a gridle, thinner patties usually no more than 1/4 pound.  Those are the ones that are usually gotten as doubles and such.  Five Guys is it, although this In-N-Out was really good.

Then there are the 'gourmet' types.  Those are typically grilled and are cooked to temperature.  Generally, those are in the 8-10 ounce size.  Unless you're a Yeti-sized fatass, there are no doubles of those.  They will tend to have more obscure toppings (maybe obscure isn't the right word...toppings you wouldn't normally associate with burgers; brie cheese for example).  The burger itself will even sometimes be made of a better cut of beef (top sirloin, etc).  This is all about Kuma's.  I have also heard good things about the new place near the Clybourn/North Ave coridor...I forget what it's called.

Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 09, 2010, 03:36:13 PM
Their fries do suck.  What kind did you get?  I'm guessing Double Double.

Didn't see any double-double.  I had the number 1.  Double cheese burger, fries, drink.  There were only about three options...

Yeah, that's called the double double.  Where are you, Arizona?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Richard Chuggar on November 10, 2010, 05:19:07 AM
Quote from: Oleg on November 09, 2010, 07:39:59 PM
Quote from: Slaky on November 09, 2010, 03:44:19 PM
Quote from: PANK! on November 09, 2010, 03:22:05 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 09, 2010, 03:14:11 PM
Quote from: PenPho on November 09, 2010, 02:44:29 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 09, 2010, 02:34:03 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 09, 2010, 02:31:03 PM
Just had an In-N-Out burger...good shit.

Best. Burger. Ever.

Worst. Fries. Ever.

Yeah, fries were meh.  Also, best ever?  Meh.  It was good.  But best ever?

Seems this would need a qualifier to begin with.  I've never had In-N-Out but I would dismiss such a claim immediately, unless it was in the category of "fast food" burgers.  No way can it be better than the burgers you get at various sit-down restaurants in Chicago alone. 

Even in the category of "fast food" burgers or burgers from national/regional chains, it must be pretty goddamned good if it's better then Five Guys.

In and Out is really good - but I'm a Five Guys..guy. That's my favorite fast food burger hands down. The combo of that burger and their incredible fries seals it for me.

But when you're talking about sit down burgers I don't think you can even compare. It's not a rational conversation. I really need to get back to Kuma's.

I'll go back to my distinction...there are really two types of burgers.  Fast food burgers.  Always well-done on a gridle, thinner patties usually no more than 1/4 pound.  Those are the ones that are usually gotten as doubles and such.  Five Guys is it, although this In-N-Out was really good.

Then there are the 'gourmet' types.  Those are typically grilled and are cooked to temperature.  Generally, those are in the 8-10 ounce size.  Unless you're a Yeti-sized fatass, there are no doubles of those.  They will tend to have more obscure toppings (maybe obscure isn't the right word...toppings you wouldn't normally associate with burgers; brie cheese for example).  The burger itself will even sometimes be made of a better cut of beef (top sirloin, etc).  This is all about Kuma's.  I have also heard good things about the new place near the Clybourn/North Ave coridor...I forget what it's called.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 09, 2010, 03:36:13 PM
Their fries do suck.  What kind did you get?  I'm guessing Double Double.

Didn't see any double-double.  I had the number 1.  Double cheese burger, fries, drink.  There were only about three options...

Urban Burger Bar?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Oleg on November 11, 2010, 01:57:56 PM
So, I just got back from Fatburger.  No one has mentioned it yet...so here goes.

Good shit, man.  It's not quite an In-N-Out, but it's big and juicy and delicious.  The patties seem to be fresh and not round.  You can also get a freid egg on it for less than a buck more.

The fries are good, too.

Mostly, this place is worth trying if you've already had an In-N-Out.  I prefer it to any of the fast food joints we get in Chicago (besides Five Guys).
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Bort on November 11, 2010, 02:05:27 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 11, 2010, 01:57:56 PM
So, I just got back from Fatburger.  No one has mentioned it yet...so here goes.

Good shit, man.  It's not quite an In-N-Out, but it's big and juicy and delicious.  The patties seem to be fresh and not round.  You can also get a freid egg on it for less than a buck more.

The fries are good, too.

Mostly, this place is worth trying if you've already had an In-N-Out.  I prefer it to any of the fast food joints we get in Chicago (besides Five Guys).

Intrepid Reader PenFoe: why are you going to these places just to complain?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Slaky on November 11, 2010, 02:49:11 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 11, 2010, 01:57:56 PM
So, I just got back from Fatburger.  No one has mentioned it yet...so here goes.

Good shit, man.  It's not quite an In-N-Out, but it's big and juicy and delicious.  The patties seem to be fresh and not round.  You can also get a freid egg on it for less than a buck more.

The fries are good, too.

Mostly, this place is worth trying if you've already had an In-N-Out.  I prefer it to any of the fast food joints we get in Chicago (besides Five Guys).

Did you get the egg?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Oleg on November 11, 2010, 02:53:52 PM
Quote from: Slaky on November 11, 2010, 02:49:11 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 11, 2010, 01:57:56 PM
So, I just got back from Fatburger.  No one has mentioned it yet...so here goes.

Good shit, man.  It's not quite an In-N-Out, but it's big and juicy and delicious.  The patties seem to be fresh and not round.  You can also get a freid egg on it for less than a buck more.

The fries are good, too.

Mostly, this place is worth trying if you've already had an In-N-Out.  I prefer it to any of the fast food joints we get in Chicago (besides Five Guys).

Did you get the egg?

No.  I'm actually not a fan of that.  I love burgers, I love fried eggs.  For some reason, I never liked that combo.  I do know others do, and I will be damned before I begrudge them of soemthing that seems so damn good.

Besides, I didn't know it at the time of ordering, but that damn burger was fucking huge.  It was delicious as is.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Richard Chuggar on November 11, 2010, 03:29:42 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 11, 2010, 01:57:56 PM
So, I just got back from Fatburger.  No one has mentioned it yet...so here goes.

Good shit, man.  It's not quite an In-N-Out, but it's big and juicy and delicious.  The patties seem to be fresh and not round.  You can also get a freid egg on it for less than a buck more.

The fries are good, too.

Mostly, this place is worth trying if you've already had an In-N-Out.  I prefer it to any of the fast food joints we get in Chicago (besides Five Guys).

Eat a salad, lardass.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Oleg on November 11, 2010, 03:49:33 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on November 11, 2010, 03:29:42 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 11, 2010, 01:57:56 PM
So, I just got back from Fatburger.  No one has mentioned it yet...so here goes.

Good shit, man.  It's not quite an In-N-Out, but it's big and juicy and delicious.  The patties seem to be fresh and not round.  You can also get a freid egg on it for less than a buck more.

The fries are good, too.

Mostly, this place is worth trying if you've already had an In-N-Out.  I prefer it to any of the fast food joints we get in Chicago (besides Five Guys).

Eat a salad, lardass.

You don't win friends with salad.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 11, 2010, 04:19:50 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 11, 2010, 03:49:33 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on November 11, 2010, 03:29:42 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 11, 2010, 01:57:56 PM
So, I just got back from Fatburger.  No one has mentioned it yet...so here goes.

Good shit, man.  It's not quite an In-N-Out, but it's big and juicy and delicious.  The patties seem to be fresh and not round.  You can also get a freid egg on it for less than a buck more.

The fries are good, too.

Mostly, this place is worth trying if you've already had an In-N-Out.  I prefer it to any of the fast food joints we get in Chicago (besides Five Guys).

Eat a salad, lardass.

You don't win friends with salad.

More gazpacho, anyone?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Bort on November 11, 2010, 04:20:15 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 11, 2010, 04:19:50 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 11, 2010, 03:49:33 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on November 11, 2010, 03:29:42 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 11, 2010, 01:57:56 PM
So, I just got back from Fatburger.  No one has mentioned it yet...so here goes.

Good shit, man.  It's not quite an In-N-Out, but it's big and juicy and delicious.  The patties seem to be fresh and not round.  You can also get a freid egg on it for less than a buck more.

The fries are good, too.

Mostly, this place is worth trying if you've already had an In-N-Out.  I prefer it to any of the fast food joints we get in Chicago (besides Five Guys).

Eat a salad, lardass.

You don't win friends with salad.

More gazpacho, anyone?

It's tomato soup, served ICE COLD!
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on November 11, 2010, 04:24:32 PM
Quote from: Bort on November 11, 2010, 04:20:15 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 11, 2010, 04:19:50 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 11, 2010, 03:49:33 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on November 11, 2010, 03:29:42 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 11, 2010, 01:57:56 PM
So, I just got back from Fatburger.  No one has mentioned it yet...so here goes.

Good shit, man.  It's not quite an In-N-Out, but it's big and juicy and delicious.  The patties seem to be fresh and not round.  You can also get a freid egg on it for less than a buck more.

The fries are good, too.

Mostly, this place is worth trying if you've already had an In-N-Out.  I prefer it to any of the fast food joints we get in Chicago (besides Five Guys).

Eat a salad, lardass.

You don't win friends with salad.

More gazpacho, anyone?

It's tomato soup, served ICE COLD!

Go back to Massachusettes!

How'd I do?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on November 11, 2010, 04:41:27 PM
Quote from: PANK! on November 11, 2010, 04:24:32 PM
Quote from: Bort on November 11, 2010, 04:20:15 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 11, 2010, 04:19:50 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 11, 2010, 03:49:33 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on November 11, 2010, 03:29:42 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 11, 2010, 01:57:56 PM
So, I just got back from Fatburger.  No one has mentioned it yet...so here goes.

Good shit, man.  It's not quite an In-N-Out, but it's big and juicy and delicious.  The patties seem to be fresh and not round.  You can also get a freid egg on it for less than a buck more.

The fries are good, too.

Mostly, this place is worth trying if you've already had an In-N-Out.  I prefer it to any of the fast food joints we get in Chicago (besides Five Guys).

Eat a salad, lardass.

You don't win friends with salad.

More gazpacho, anyone?

It's tomato soup, served ICE COLD!

Go back to Massachusettes Russia!

How'd I do?

About as well as we could have hoped'd
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on November 11, 2010, 05:42:17 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 11, 2010, 04:41:27 PM
Quote from: PANK! on November 11, 2010, 04:24:32 PM
Quote from: Bort on November 11, 2010, 04:20:15 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 11, 2010, 04:19:50 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 11, 2010, 03:49:33 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on November 11, 2010, 03:29:42 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 11, 2010, 01:57:56 PM
So, I just got back from Fatburger.  No one has mentioned it yet...so here goes.

Good shit, man.  It's not quite an In-N-Out, but it's big and juicy and delicious.  The patties seem to be fresh and not round.  You can also get a freid egg on it for less than a buck more.

The fries are good, too.

Mostly, this place is worth trying if you've already had an In-N-Out.  I prefer it to any of the fast food joints we get in Chicago (besides Five Guys).

Eat a salad, lardass.

You don't win friends with salad.

More gazpacho, anyone?

It's tomato soup, served ICE COLD!

Go back to Massachusettes Russia!

How'd I do?

About as well as we could have hoped'd

Dammit.

Pretty sure I'm confusing it with a Homer line from a Sideshow Bob episode.

Sad, too, because in person I do a pretty good Barney Gumble.

I know.  Shocking.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 11, 2010, 05:46:23 PM
Quote from: PANK! on November 11, 2010, 05:42:17 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 11, 2010, 04:41:27 PM
Quote from: PANK! on November 11, 2010, 04:24:32 PM
Quote from: Bort on November 11, 2010, 04:20:15 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 11, 2010, 04:19:50 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 11, 2010, 03:49:33 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on November 11, 2010, 03:29:42 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 11, 2010, 01:57:56 PM
So, I just got back from Fatburger.  No one has mentioned it yet...so here goes.

Good shit, man.  It's not quite an In-N-Out, but it's big and juicy and delicious.  The patties seem to be fresh and not round.  You can also get a freid egg on it for less than a buck more.

The fries are good, too.

Mostly, this place is worth trying if you've already had an In-N-Out.  I prefer it to any of the fast food joints we get in Chicago (besides Five Guys).

Eat a salad, lardass.

You don't win friends with salad.

More gazpacho, anyone?

It's tomato soup, served ICE COLD!

Go back to Massachusettes Russia!

How'd I do?

About as well as we could have hoped'd

Dammit.

Pretty sure I'm confusing it with a Homer line from a Sideshow Bob episode.

Sad, too, because in person I do a pretty good Barney Gumble.

I know.  Shocking.


...and the hole gets deeper.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on November 11, 2010, 06:57:22 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 11, 2010, 05:46:23 PM
Quote from: PANK! on November 11, 2010, 05:42:17 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 11, 2010, 04:41:27 PM
Quote from: PANK! on November 11, 2010, 04:24:32 PM
Quote from: Bort on November 11, 2010, 04:20:15 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 11, 2010, 04:19:50 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 11, 2010, 03:49:33 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on November 11, 2010, 03:29:42 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 11, 2010, 01:57:56 PM
So, I just got back from Fatburger.  No one has mentioned it yet...so here goes.

Good shit, man.  It's not quite an In-N-Out, but it's big and juicy and delicious.  The patties seem to be fresh and not round.  You can also get a freid egg on it for less than a buck more.

The fries are good, too.

Mostly, this place is worth trying if you've already had an In-N-Out.  I prefer it to any of the fast food joints we get in Chicago (besides Five Guys).

Eat a salad, lardass.

You don't win friends with salad.

More gazpacho, anyone?

It's tomato soup, served ICE COLD!

Go back to Massachusettes Russia!

How'd I do?

About as well as we could have hoped'd

Dammit.

Pretty sure I'm confusing it with a Homer line from a Sideshow Bob episode.

Sad, too, because in person I do a pretty good Barney Gumble.

I know.  Shocking.


...and the hole gets deeper.

(http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq237/morph_album/HueyHedge.gif)
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: CT III on November 11, 2010, 07:40:51 PM
Quote from: PANK! on November 11, 2010, 06:57:22 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 11, 2010, 05:46:23 PM
Quote from: PANK! on November 11, 2010, 05:42:17 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 11, 2010, 04:41:27 PM
Quote from: PANK! on November 11, 2010, 04:24:32 PM
Quote from: Bort on November 11, 2010, 04:20:15 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 11, 2010, 04:19:50 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 11, 2010, 03:49:33 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on November 11, 2010, 03:29:42 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 11, 2010, 01:57:56 PM
So, I just got back from Fatburger.  No one has mentioned it yet...so here goes.

Good shit, man.  It's not quite an In-N-Out, but it's big and juicy and delicious.  The patties seem to be fresh and not round.  You can also get a freid egg on it for less than a buck more.

The fries are good, too.

Mostly, this place is worth trying if you've already had an In-N-Out.  I prefer it to any of the fast food joints we get in Chicago (besides Five Guys).

Eat a salad, lardass.

You don't win friends with salad.

More gazpacho, anyone?

It's tomato soup, served ICE COLD!

Go back to Massachusettes Russia!

How'd I do?

About as well as we could have hoped'd

Dammit.

Pretty sure I'm confusing it with a Homer line from a Sideshow Bob episode.

Sad, too, because in person I do a pretty good Barney Gumble.

I know.  Shocking.


...and the hole gets deeper.

(http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq237/morph_album/HueyHedge.gif)

Damn if this doesn't get me every time.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Bort on November 11, 2010, 08:32:22 PM
Quote from: CT III on November 11, 2010, 07:40:51 PM
Quote from: PANK! on November 11, 2010, 06:57:22 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 11, 2010, 05:46:23 PM
Quote from: PANK! on November 11, 2010, 05:42:17 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 11, 2010, 04:41:27 PM
Quote from: PANK! on November 11, 2010, 04:24:32 PM
Quote from: Bort on November 11, 2010, 04:20:15 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 11, 2010, 04:19:50 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 11, 2010, 03:49:33 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on November 11, 2010, 03:29:42 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 11, 2010, 01:57:56 PM
So, I just got back from Fatburger.  No one has mentioned it yet...so here goes.

Good shit, man.  It's not quite an In-N-Out, but it's big and juicy and delicious.  The patties seem to be fresh and not round.  You can also get a freid egg on it for less than a buck more.

The fries are good, too.

Mostly, this place is worth trying if you've already had an In-N-Out.  I prefer it to any of the fast food joints we get in Chicago (besides Five Guys).

Eat a salad, lardass.

You don't win friends with salad.

More gazpacho, anyone?

It's tomato soup, served ICE COLD!

Go back to Massachusettes Russia!

How'd I do?

About as well as we could have hoped'd

Dammit.

Pretty sure I'm confusing it with a Homer line from a Sideshow Bob episode.

Sad, too, because in person I do a pretty good Barney Gumble.

I know.  Shocking.


...and the hole gets deeper.

(http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq237/morph_album/HueyHedge.gif)

Damn if this doesn't get me every time.

Me too. It's pretty much the only light in my sad pathetic internet life.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 11, 2010, 09:25:45 PM
Quote from: Bort on November 11, 2010, 08:32:22 PM
Quote from: CT III on November 11, 2010, 07:40:51 PM
Quote from: PANK! on November 11, 2010, 06:57:22 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 11, 2010, 05:46:23 PM
Quote from: PANK! on November 11, 2010, 05:42:17 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 11, 2010, 04:41:27 PM
Quote from: PANK! on November 11, 2010, 04:24:32 PM
Quote from: Bort on November 11, 2010, 04:20:15 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 11, 2010, 04:19:50 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 11, 2010, 03:49:33 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on November 11, 2010, 03:29:42 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 11, 2010, 01:57:56 PM
So, I just got back from Fatburger.  No one has mentioned it yet...so here goes.

Good shit, man.  It's not quite an In-N-Out, but it's big and juicy and delicious.  The patties seem to be fresh and not round.  You can also get a freid egg on it for less than a buck more.

The fries are good, too.

Mostly, this place is worth trying if you've already had an In-N-Out.  I prefer it to any of the fast food joints we get in Chicago (besides Five Guys).

Eat a salad, lardass.

You don't win friends with salad.

More gazpacho, anyone?

It's tomato soup, served ICE COLD!

Go back to Massachusettes Russia!

How'd I do?

About as well as we could have hoped'd

Dammit.

Pretty sure I'm confusing it with a Homer line from a Sideshow Bob episode.

Sad, too, because in person I do a pretty good Barney Gumble.

I know.  Shocking.


...and the hole gets deeper.

(http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq237/morph_album/HueyHedge.gif)

Damn if this doesn't get me every time.

Me too. It's pretty much the only light in my sad pathetic internet life.

I literally burst out laughing when I saw this was the response.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Slaky on November 11, 2010, 10:12:24 PM
I...can't believe you thought it was Massachusetts. And you spelled it wrong.

Go back to Massachusetts?

Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Bort on November 11, 2010, 10:16:21 PM
Quote from: Slaky on November 11, 2010, 10:12:24 PM
I...can't believe you thought it was Massachusetts. And you spelled it wrong.

Go back to Massachusetts?



The Massachusettes sing backup for Jonathan Richman.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: CT III on November 11, 2010, 10:21:25 PM
Quote from: Slaky on November 11, 2010, 10:12:24 PM
I...can't believe you thought it was Massachusetts. And you spelled it wrong.

Go back to Massachusetts?



GO BACK TO MASSACHUSETTS, PINKO!
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Slaky on November 11, 2010, 10:22:30 PM
Quote from: CT III on November 11, 2010, 10:21:25 PM
Quote from: Slaky on November 11, 2010, 10:12:24 PM
I...can't believe you thought it was Massachusetts. And you spelled it wrong.

Go back to Massachusetts?



GO BACK TO MASSACHUSETTS, PINKO!

You know, the more I see that word (the M word) the dumber it looks.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Bort on November 11, 2010, 10:38:46 PM
Quote from: Slaky on November 11, 2010, 10:22:30 PM
Quote from: CT III on November 11, 2010, 10:21:25 PM
Quote from: Slaky on November 11, 2010, 10:12:24 PM
I...can't believe you thought it was Massachusetts. And you spelled it wrong.

Go back to Massachusetts?



GO BACK TO MASSACHUSETTS, PINKO!

You know, the more I see that word (the M word) the dumber it looks.

I can see that.

(http://www.waltsense.com/storage/articles/20090526_ben_affleck.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1243366921382)
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on November 11, 2010, 11:46:51 PM
Quote from: Slaky on November 11, 2010, 10:22:30 PM
Quote from: CT III on November 11, 2010, 10:21:25 PM
Quote from: Slaky on November 11, 2010, 10:12:24 PM
I...can't believe you thought it was Massachusetts. And you spelled it wrong.

Go back to Massachusetts?



GO BACK TO MASSACHUSETTS, PINKO!

You know, the more I see that word (the M word) the dumber it looks.

Let's see if this could ratchet up your hatred some more. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBKJBwdrJoQ)

Although, to be fair, Urlacher gets a shot at a rematch in a month.  But that one's been sticking in my craw for 4 years now.  Hope Lovie hasn't replay challenged the Bears out of the playoffs by 12/12.

And I would like to let you know that I'm an excellent driver speller, but I gave up on the spelling of that godforsaken state years go.  So I don't even care.  Go back to Russia, New England.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: PenPho on November 12, 2010, 01:46:08 PM
Christ, people.

BURGERS.

Not meatballs.


Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Kermit IV on November 15, 2010, 03:50:19 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 11, 2010, 09:25:45 PM
Quote from: Bort on November 11, 2010, 08:32:22 PM
Quote from: CT III on November 11, 2010, 07:40:51 PM
Quote from: PANK! on November 11, 2010, 06:57:22 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 11, 2010, 05:46:23 PM
Quote from: PANK! on November 11, 2010, 05:42:17 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 11, 2010, 04:41:27 PM
Quote from: PANK! on November 11, 2010, 04:24:32 PM
Quote from: Bort on November 11, 2010, 04:20:15 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 11, 2010, 04:19:50 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 11, 2010, 03:49:33 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on November 11, 2010, 03:29:42 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 11, 2010, 01:57:56 PM
So, I just got back from Fatburger.  No one has mentioned it yet...so here goes.

Good shit, man.  It's not quite an In-N-Out, but it's big and juicy and delicious.  The patties seem to be fresh and not round.  You can also get a freid egg on it for less than a buck more.

The fries are good, too.

Mostly, this place is worth trying if you've already had an In-N-Out.  I prefer it to any of the fast food joints we get in Chicago (besides Five Guys).

Eat a salad, lardass.

You don't win friends with salad.

More gazpacho, anyone?

It's tomato soup, served ICE COLD!

Go back to Massachusettes Russia!

How'd I do?

About as well as we could have hoped'd

Dammit.

Pretty sure I'm confusing it with a Homer line from a Sideshow Bob episode.

Sad, too, because in person I do a pretty good Barney Gumble.

I know.  Shocking.


...and the hole gets deeper.

(http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq237/morph_album/HueyHedge.gif)

Damn if this doesn't get me every time.

Me too. It's pretty much the only light in my sad pathetic internet life.

I literally burst out laughing when I saw this was the response.

It's outstanding.  Whenever the full-size version comes up, I run to the kitchen and grab a glass of water just so I can do a spit-take.  If this is a Morts creation, kudos.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Internet Apex on December 09, 2010, 11:11:12 PM
Quote from: PANK! on November 09, 2010, 03:22:05 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 09, 2010, 03:14:11 PM
Quote from: PenPho on November 09, 2010, 02:44:29 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 09, 2010, 02:34:03 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 09, 2010, 02:31:03 PM
Just had an In-N-Out burger...good shit.

Best. Burger. Ever.

Worst. Fries. Ever.

Yeah, fries were meh.  Also, best ever?  Meh.  It was good.  But best ever?

Seems this would need a qualifier to begin with.  I've never had In-N-Out but I would dismiss such a claim immediately, unless it was in the category of "fast food" burgers.  No way can it be better than the burgers you get at various sit-down restaurants in Chicago alone.  

Even in the category of "fast food" burgers or burgers from national/regional chains, it must be pretty goddamned good if it's better then Five Guys.

I'll take you to a hole in the wall bar in the middle of West Bumblefuck and order you a cheeseburger for two dollars that will knock In N Out's shit out of the fuckin' box, piss on it, wipe it's ass with it and throw it at a cop. And the fries are cut from actual potatos, right on the spot, bitch.

Then I may or may not fuck you in the ass.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Tonker on December 10, 2010, 01:13:28 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 09, 2010, 11:11:12 PM
Quote from: PANK! on November 09, 2010, 03:22:05 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 09, 2010, 03:14:11 PM
Quote from: PenPho on November 09, 2010, 02:44:29 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 09, 2010, 02:34:03 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 09, 2010, 02:31:03 PM
Just had an In-N-Out burger...good shit.

Best. Burger. Ever.

Worst. Fries. Ever.

Yeah, fries were meh.  Also, best ever?  Meh.  It was good.  But best ever?

Seems this would need a qualifier to begin with.  I've never had In-N-Out but I would dismiss such a claim immediately, unless it was in the category of "fast food" burgers.  No way can it be better than the burgers you get at various sit-down restaurants in Chicago alone.  

Even in the category of "fast food" burgers or burgers from national/regional chains, it must be pretty goddamned good if it's better then Five Guys.

I'll take you to a hole in the wall bar in the middle of West Bumblefuck and order you a cheeseburger for two dollars that will knock In N Out's shit out of the fuckin' box, piss on it, wipe it's ass with it and throw it at a cop. And the fries are cut from actual potatos, right on the spot, bitch.

Then I may or may not fuck you in the ass.

Well.  You don't get an offer like that every day.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on December 10, 2010, 05:27:38 AM
Geez how can I resist?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Quality Start Machine on December 10, 2010, 07:08:06 AM
Quote from: Tonker on December 10, 2010, 01:13:28 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 09, 2010, 11:11:12 PM
Quote from: PANK! on November 09, 2010, 03:22:05 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 09, 2010, 03:14:11 PM
Quote from: PenPho on November 09, 2010, 02:44:29 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 09, 2010, 02:34:03 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 09, 2010, 02:31:03 PM
Just had an In-N-Out burger...good shit.

Best. Burger. Ever.

Worst. Fries. Ever.

Yeah, fries were meh.  Also, best ever?  Meh.  It was good.  But best ever?

Seems this would need a qualifier to begin with.  I've never had In-N-Out but I would dismiss such a claim immediately, unless it was in the category of "fast food" burgers.  No way can it be better than the burgers you get at various sit-down restaurants in Chicago alone.  

Even in the category of "fast food" burgers or burgers from national/regional chains, it must be pretty goddamned good if it's better then Five Guys.

I'll take you to a hole in the wall bar in the middle of West Bumblefuck and order you a cheeseburger for two dollars that will knock In N Out's shit out of the fuckin' box, piss on it, wipe it's ass with it and throw it at a cop. And the fries are cut from actual potatos, right on the spot, bitch.

Then I may or may not fuck you in the ass.

Well.  You don't get an offer like that every day.

Speak for yourself.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Slaky on December 10, 2010, 08:46:10 AM
Quote from: Tonker on December 10, 2010, 01:13:28 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 09, 2010, 11:11:12 PM
Quote from: PANK! on November 09, 2010, 03:22:05 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 09, 2010, 03:14:11 PM
Quote from: PenPho on November 09, 2010, 02:44:29 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 09, 2010, 02:34:03 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 09, 2010, 02:31:03 PM
Just had an In-N-Out burger...good shit.

Best. Burger. Ever.

Worst. Fries. Ever.

Yeah, fries were meh.  Also, best ever?  Meh.  It was good.  But best ever?

Seems this would need a qualifier to begin with.  I've never had In-N-Out but I would dismiss such a claim immediately, unless it was in the category of "fast food" burgers.  No way can it be better than the burgers you get at various sit-down restaurants in Chicago alone.  

Even in the category of "fast food" burgers or burgers from national/regional chains, it must be pretty goddamned good if it's better then Five Guys.

I'll take you to a hole in the wall bar in the middle of West Bumblefuck and order you a cheeseburger for two dollars that will knock In N Out's shit out of the fuckin' box, piss on it, wipe it's ass with it and throw it at a cop. And the fries are cut from actual potatos, right on the spot, bitch.

Then I may or may not fuck you in the ass.

Well.  You don't get an offer like that every day.

I heard different about Blues fans.

The only true part of that meth-inspired rant was the assfucking. Apex will drive you home, if you know what I mean.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Internet Apex on December 10, 2010, 09:47:57 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2010, 05:27:38 AM
Geez how can I resist?

You can't.

http://www.yelp.com/biz/the-brick-jonesville

"Don' t order french fries because they don't have them."

I misremembered. The prices went up too. It's $3.50 for the deluxe cheeseburger. The assfucking is real though. I promise.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Oleg on January 11, 2011, 07:52:11 PM
A list. (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/11/best-burgers-in-chicago-p_n_807506.html#s221718&title=Kumas_Corner_2900)
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Slaky on January 11, 2011, 08:28:03 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 11, 2011, 07:52:11 PM
A list. (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/11/best-burgers-in-chicago-p_n_807506.html#s221718&title=Kumas_Corner_2900)

Epic Burger should be nowhere near that list. What should be on that list is J. Wellington's. I urge you all to go there if you can find a minute.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on January 12, 2011, 08:35:33 AM
Quote from: Slaky on January 11, 2011, 08:28:03 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 11, 2011, 07:52:11 PM
A list. (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/11/best-burgers-in-chicago-p_n_807506.html#s221718&title=Kumas_Corner_2900)

Epic Burger should be nowhere near that list. What should be on that list is J. Wellington's. I urge you all to go there if you can find a minute.

Appreciate the recommendation.

Yeah, I was gonna say that list sucks.  Anyone who knows anything about Chicago knows that the Billy Goat burger, compared to all of the choices in Chicago, sucks a real billy goat's left nut.  If you're visiting Chicago, then yeah check out the Billy Goat on Hubbard under the Michigan Avenue bridge, have a beer and a burger, but bear in mind you're doing it for the ambience and the kitsch--not for a particularly special burger.  The various Billy Goats are actually good places to hit up for an omelette and hash brown breakfast but their burger should be nowhere near anyone's top burger list for Chicago.  Also, Five Guys--while outstanding--is a chain that's based in Pennsylvania.  In the same vein, I guess Portillo's can stay.  Even though it's a chain, it's a local chain, although if your not getting a beef or beef/sausage combo, you're a dope.  In fairness, though, I've never had Portillo's burger.  

M Burger--isn't that also a chain?

I've been to the Grafton several times, never knew their burger was so special but it least it's an original Chicago place.  What's not on the list but should be is the Hop Haus.  There's one at Clark and Howard in Rogers Park and one on Franklin and Grand in River North.  That's one of the best burgers I've ever had.

Point is, that list is only half-way accurate.  Thanks, Oleg.  Thanks a lot for another useless HuffPo link.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Bort on January 12, 2011, 08:49:38 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 12, 2011, 08:35:33 AM
Quote from: Slaky on January 11, 2011, 08:28:03 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 11, 2011, 07:52:11 PM
A list. (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/11/best-burgers-in-chicago-p_n_807506.html#s221718&title=Kumas_Corner_2900)

Epic Burger should be nowhere near that list. What should be on that list is J. Wellington's. I urge you all to go there if you can find a minute.

Appreciate the recommendation.

Yeah, I was gonna say that list sucks.  Anyone who knows anything about Chicago knows that the Billy Goat burger, compared to all of the choices in Chicago, sucks a real billy goat's left nut.  If you're visiting Chicago, then yeah check out the Billy Goat on Hubbard under the Michigan Avenue bridge, have a beer and a burger, but bear in mind you're doing it for the ambience and the kitsch--not for a particularly special burger.  The various Billy Goats are actually good places to hit up for an omelette and hash brown breakfast but their burger should be nowhere near anyone's top burger list for Chicago.  Also, Five Guys--while outstanding--is a chain that's based in Pennsylvania.  In the same vein, I guess Portillo's can stay.  Even though it's a chain, it's a local chain, although if your not getting a beef or beef/sausage combo, you're a dope.  In fairness, though, I've never had Portillo's burger.  

M Burger--isn't that also a chain?

I've been to the Grafton several times, never knew their burger was so special but it least it's an original Chicago place.  What's not on the list but should be is the Hop Haus.  There's one at Clark and Howard in Rogers Park and one on Franklin and Grand in River North.  That's one of the best burgers I've ever had.

Point is, that list is only half-way accurate.  Thanks, Oleg.  Thanks a lot for another useless HuffPo link.

The PANK helmet is so Huey doesn't hurt himself stepping off his soapbox.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on January 12, 2011, 09:20:48 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 12, 2011, 08:49:38 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 12, 2011, 08:35:33 AM
Quote from: Slaky on January 11, 2011, 08:28:03 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 11, 2011, 07:52:11 PM
A list. (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/11/best-burgers-in-chicago-p_n_807506.html#s221718&title=Kumas_Corner_2900)

Epic Burger should be nowhere near that list. What should be on that list is J. Wellington's. I urge you all to go there if you can find a minute.

Appreciate the recommendation.

Yeah, I was gonna say that list sucks.  Anyone who knows anything about Chicago knows that the Billy Goat burger, compared to all of the choices in Chicago, sucks a real billy goat's left nut.  If you're visiting Chicago, then yeah check out the Billy Goat on Hubbard under the Michigan Avenue bridge, have a beer and a burger, but bear in mind you're doing it for the ambience and the kitsch--not for a particularly special burger.  The various Billy Goats are actually good places to hit up for an omelette and hash brown breakfast but their burger should be nowhere near anyone's top burger list for Chicago.  Also, Five Guys--while outstanding--is a chain that's based in Pennsylvania.  In the same vein, I guess Portillo's can stay.  Even though it's a chain, it's a local chain, although if your not getting a beef or beef/sausage combo, you're a dope.  In fairness, though, I've never had Portillo's burger.  

M Burger--isn't that also a chain?

I've been to the Grafton several times, never knew their burger was so special but it least it's an original Chicago place.  What's not on the list but should be is the Hop Haus.  There's one at Clark and Howard in Rogers Park and one on Franklin and Grand in River North.  That's one of the best burgers I've ever had.

Point is, that list is only half-way accurate.  Thanks, Oleg.  Thanks a lot for another useless HuffPo link.

The PANK helmet is so Huey doesn't hurt himself stepping off his soapbox.

So you *like* the Billy Goat burger then?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Bort on January 12, 2011, 09:33:01 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 12, 2011, 09:20:48 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 12, 2011, 08:49:38 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 12, 2011, 08:35:33 AM
Quote from: Slaky on January 11, 2011, 08:28:03 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 11, 2011, 07:52:11 PM
A list. (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/11/best-burgers-in-chicago-p_n_807506.html#s221718&title=Kumas_Corner_2900)

Epic Burger should be nowhere near that list. What should be on that list is J. Wellington's. I urge you all to go there if you can find a minute.

Appreciate the recommendation.

Yeah, I was gonna say that list sucks.  Anyone who knows anything about Chicago knows that the Billy Goat burger, compared to all of the choices in Chicago, sucks a real billy goat's left nut.  If you're visiting Chicago, then yeah check out the Billy Goat on Hubbard under the Michigan Avenue bridge, have a beer and a burger, but bear in mind you're doing it for the ambience and the kitsch--not for a particularly special burger.  The various Billy Goats are actually good places to hit up for an omelette and hash brown breakfast but their burger should be nowhere near anyone's top burger list for Chicago.  Also, Five Guys--while outstanding--is a chain that's based in Pennsylvania.  In the same vein, I guess Portillo's can stay.  Even though it's a chain, it's a local chain, although if your not getting a beef or beef/sausage combo, you're a dope.  In fairness, though, I've never had Portillo's burger.  

M Burger--isn't that also a chain?

I've been to the Grafton several times, never knew their burger was so special but it least it's an original Chicago place.  What's not on the list but should be is the Hop Haus.  There's one at Clark and Howard in Rogers Park and one on Franklin and Grand in River North.  That's one of the best burgers I've ever had.

Point is, that list is only half-way accurate.  Thanks, Oleg.  Thanks a lot for another useless HuffPo link.

The PANK helmet is so Huey doesn't hurt himself stepping off his soapbox.

So you *like* the Billy Goat burger then?

No. I *like* it when you get riled up over something Chicago-related.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on January 12, 2011, 09:37:40 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 12, 2011, 09:33:01 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 12, 2011, 09:20:48 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 12, 2011, 08:49:38 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 12, 2011, 08:35:33 AM
Quote from: Slaky on January 11, 2011, 08:28:03 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 11, 2011, 07:52:11 PM
A list. (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/11/best-burgers-in-chicago-p_n_807506.html#s221718&title=Kumas_Corner_2900)

Epic Burger should be nowhere near that list. What should be on that list is J. Wellington's. I urge you all to go there if you can find a minute.

Appreciate the recommendation.

Yeah, I was gonna say that list sucks.  Anyone who knows anything about Chicago knows that the Billy Goat burger, compared to all of the choices in Chicago, sucks a real billy goat's left nut.  If you're visiting Chicago, then yeah check out the Billy Goat on Hubbard under the Michigan Avenue bridge, have a beer and a burger, but bear in mind you're doing it for the ambience and the kitsch--not for a particularly special burger.  The various Billy Goats are actually good places to hit up for an omelette and hash brown breakfast but their burger should be nowhere near anyone's top burger list for Chicago.  Also, Five Guys--while outstanding--is a chain that's based in Pennsylvania.  In the same vein, I guess Portillo's can stay.  Even though it's a chain, it's a local chain, although if your not getting a beef or beef/sausage combo, you're a dope.  In fairness, though, I've never had Portillo's burger.  

M Burger--isn't that also a chain?

I've been to the Grafton several times, never knew their burger was so special but it least it's an original Chicago place.  What's not on the list but should be is the Hop Haus.  There's one at Clark and Howard in Rogers Park and one on Franklin and Grand in River North.  That's one of the best burgers I've ever had.

Point is, that list is only half-way accurate.  Thanks, Oleg.  Thanks a lot for another useless HuffPo link.

The PANK helmet is so Huey doesn't hurt himself stepping off his soapbox.

So you *like* the Billy Goat burger then?

No. I *like* it when you get riled up over something Chicago-related.

Well excuse *me* for having some civic pride, you confederate dandy.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: SKO on January 12, 2011, 10:06:26 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 12, 2011, 09:37:40 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 12, 2011, 09:33:01 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 12, 2011, 09:20:48 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 12, 2011, 08:49:38 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 12, 2011, 08:35:33 AM
Quote from: Slaky on January 11, 2011, 08:28:03 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 11, 2011, 07:52:11 PM
A list. (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/11/best-burgers-in-chicago-p_n_807506.html#s221718&title=Kumas_Corner_2900)

Epic Burger should be nowhere near that list. What should be on that list is J. Wellington's. I urge you all to go there if you can find a minute.

Appreciate the recommendation.

Yeah, I was gonna say that list sucks.  Anyone who knows anything about Chicago knows that the Billy Goat burger, compared to all of the choices in Chicago, sucks a real billy goat's left nut.  If you're visiting Chicago, then yeah check out the Billy Goat on Hubbard under the Michigan Avenue bridge, have a beer and a burger, but bear in mind you're doing it for the ambience and the kitsch--not for a particularly special burger.  The various Billy Goats are actually good places to hit up for an omelette and hash brown breakfast but their burger should be nowhere near anyone's top burger list for Chicago.  Also, Five Guys--while outstanding--is a chain that's based in Pennsylvania.  In the same vein, I guess Portillo's can stay.  Even though it's a chain, it's a local chain, although if your not getting a beef or beef/sausage combo, you're a dope.  In fairness, though, I've never had Portillo's burger.  

M Burger--isn't that also a chain?

I've been to the Grafton several times, never knew their burger was so special but it least it's an original Chicago place.  What's not on the list but should be is the Hop Haus.  There's one at Clark and Howard in Rogers Park and one on Franklin and Grand in River North.  That's one of the best burgers I've ever had.

Point is, that list is only half-way accurate.  Thanks, Oleg.  Thanks a lot for another useless HuffPo link.

The PANK helmet is so Huey doesn't hurt himself stepping off his soapbox.

So you *like* the Billy Goat burger then?

No. I *like* it when you get riled up over something Chicago-related.

Well excuse *me* for having some civic pride, you confederate dandy.

Intrepid Reader TEC: *Burns Georgia*
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 12, 2011, 10:51:11 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 12, 2011, 09:37:40 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 12, 2011, 09:33:01 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 12, 2011, 09:20:48 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 12, 2011, 08:49:38 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 12, 2011, 08:35:33 AM
Quote from: Slaky on January 11, 2011, 08:28:03 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 11, 2011, 07:52:11 PM
A list. (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/11/best-burgers-in-chicago-p_n_807506.html#s221718&title=Kumas_Corner_2900)

Epic Burger should be nowhere near that list. What should be on that list is J. Wellington's. I urge you all to go there if you can find a minute.

Appreciate the recommendation.

Yeah, I was gonna say that list sucks.  Anyone who knows anything about Chicago knows that the Billy Goat burger, compared to all of the choices in Chicago, sucks a real billy goat's left nut.  If you're visiting Chicago, then yeah check out the Billy Goat on Hubbard under the Michigan Avenue bridge, have a beer and a burger, but bear in mind you're doing it for the ambience and the kitsch--not for a particularly special burger.  The various Billy Goats are actually good places to hit up for an omelette and hash brown breakfast but their burger should be nowhere near anyone's top burger list for Chicago.  Also, Five Guys--while outstanding--is a chain that's based in Pennsylvania.  In the same vein, I guess Portillo's can stay.  Even though it's a chain, it's a local chain, although if your not getting a beef or beef/sausage combo, you're a dope.  In fairness, though, I've never had Portillo's burger.  

M Burger--isn't that also a chain?

I've been to the Grafton several times, never knew their burger was so special but it least it's an original Chicago place.  What's not on the list but should be is the Hop Haus.  There's one at Clark and Howard in Rogers Park and one on Franklin and Grand in River North.  That's one of the best burgers I've ever had.

Point is, that list is only half-way accurate.  Thanks, Oleg.  Thanks a lot for another useless HuffPo link.

The PANK helmet is so Huey doesn't hurt himself stepping off his soapbox.

So you *like* the Billy Goat burger then?

No. I *like* it when you get riled up over something Chicago-related.

Well excuse *me* for having some civic pride, you confederate dandy.


...and which of you guys drinks liquor that has the Chicago flag on the label?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: SKO on January 12, 2011, 10:55:10 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 12, 2011, 10:51:11 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 12, 2011, 09:37:40 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 12, 2011, 09:33:01 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 12, 2011, 09:20:48 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 12, 2011, 08:49:38 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 12, 2011, 08:35:33 AM
Quote from: Slaky on January 11, 2011, 08:28:03 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 11, 2011, 07:52:11 PM
A list. (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/11/best-burgers-in-chicago-p_n_807506.html#s221718&title=Kumas_Corner_2900)

Epic Burger should be nowhere near that list. What should be on that list is J. Wellington's. I urge you all to go there if you can find a minute.

Appreciate the recommendation.

Yeah, I was gonna say that list sucks.  Anyone who knows anything about Chicago knows that the Billy Goat burger, compared to all of the choices in Chicago, sucks a real billy goat's left nut.  If you're visiting Chicago, then yeah check out the Billy Goat on Hubbard under the Michigan Avenue bridge, have a beer and a burger, but bear in mind you're doing it for the ambience and the kitsch--not for a particularly special burger.  The various Billy Goats are actually good places to hit up for an omelette and hash brown breakfast but their burger should be nowhere near anyone's top burger list for Chicago.  Also, Five Guys--while outstanding--is a chain that's based in Pennsylvania.  In the same vein, I guess Portillo's can stay.  Even though it's a chain, it's a local chain, although if your not getting a beef or beef/sausage combo, you're a dope.  In fairness, though, I've never had Portillo's burger.  

M Burger--isn't that also a chain?

I've been to the Grafton several times, never knew their burger was so special but it least it's an original Chicago place.  What's not on the list but should be is the Hop Haus.  There's one at Clark and Howard in Rogers Park and one on Franklin and Grand in River North.  That's one of the best burgers I've ever had.

Point is, that list is only half-way accurate.  Thanks, Oleg.  Thanks a lot for another useless HuffPo link.

The PANK helmet is so Huey doesn't hurt himself stepping off his soapbox.

So you *like* the Billy Goat burger then?

No. I *like* it when you get riled up over something Chicago-related.

Well excuse *me* for having some civic pride, you confederate dandy.


...and which of you guys drinks liquor that has the Chicago flag on the label?

I was disappointed to hear that Shitty's does not sell this particular spirit.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Bort on January 12, 2011, 11:08:28 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 12, 2011, 10:51:11 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 12, 2011, 09:37:40 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 12, 2011, 09:33:01 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 12, 2011, 09:20:48 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 12, 2011, 08:49:38 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 12, 2011, 08:35:33 AM
Quote from: Slaky on January 11, 2011, 08:28:03 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 11, 2011, 07:52:11 PM
A list. (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/11/best-burgers-in-chicago-p_n_807506.html#s221718&title=Kumas_Corner_2900)

Epic Burger should be nowhere near that list. What should be on that list is J. Wellington's. I urge you all to go there if you can find a minute.

Appreciate the recommendation.

Yeah, I was gonna say that list sucks.  Anyone who knows anything about Chicago knows that the Billy Goat burger, compared to all of the choices in Chicago, sucks a real billy goat's left nut.  If you're visiting Chicago, then yeah check out the Billy Goat on Hubbard under the Michigan Avenue bridge, have a beer and a burger, but bear in mind you're doing it for the ambience and the kitsch--not for a particularly special burger.  The various Billy Goats are actually good places to hit up for an omelette and hash brown breakfast but their burger should be nowhere near anyone's top burger list for Chicago.  Also, Five Guys--while outstanding--is a chain that's based in Pennsylvania.  In the same vein, I guess Portillo's can stay.  Even though it's a chain, it's a local chain, although if your not getting a beef or beef/sausage combo, you're a dope.  In fairness, though, I've never had Portillo's burger.  

M Burger--isn't that also a chain?

I've been to the Grafton several times, never knew their burger was so special but it least it's an original Chicago place.  What's not on the list but should be is the Hop Haus.  There's one at Clark and Howard in Rogers Park and one on Franklin and Grand in River North.  That's one of the best burgers I've ever had.

Point is, that list is only half-way accurate.  Thanks, Oleg.  Thanks a lot for another useless HuffPo link.

The PANK helmet is so Huey doesn't hurt himself stepping off his soapbox.

So you *like* the Billy Goat burger then?

No. I *like* it when you get riled up over something Chicago-related.

Well excuse *me* for having some civic pride, you confederate dandy.


...and which of you guys drinks liquor that has the Chicago flag on the label?

And it looks like some Mick owes me an apology.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on January 12, 2011, 11:16:35 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 12, 2011, 11:08:28 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 12, 2011, 10:51:11 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 12, 2011, 09:37:40 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 12, 2011, 09:33:01 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 12, 2011, 09:20:48 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 12, 2011, 08:49:38 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 12, 2011, 08:35:33 AM
Quote from: Slaky on January 11, 2011, 08:28:03 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 11, 2011, 07:52:11 PM
A list. (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/11/best-burgers-in-chicago-p_n_807506.html#s221718&title=Kumas_Corner_2900)

Epic Burger should be nowhere near that list. What should be on that list is J. Wellington's. I urge you all to go there if you can find a minute.

Appreciate the recommendation.

Yeah, I was gonna say that list sucks.  Anyone who knows anything about Chicago knows that the Billy Goat burger, compared to all of the choices in Chicago, sucks a real billy goat's left nut.  If you're visiting Chicago, then yeah check out the Billy Goat on Hubbard under the Michigan Avenue bridge, have a beer and a burger, but bear in mind you're doing it for the ambience and the kitsch--not for a particularly special burger.  The various Billy Goats are actually good places to hit up for an omelette and hash brown breakfast but their burger should be nowhere near anyone's top burger list for Chicago.  Also, Five Guys--while outstanding--is a chain that's based in Pennsylvania.  In the same vein, I guess Portillo's can stay.  Even though it's a chain, it's a local chain, although if your not getting a beef or beef/sausage combo, you're a dope.  In fairness, though, I've never had Portillo's burger.  

M Burger--isn't that also a chain?

I've been to the Grafton several times, never knew their burger was so special but it least it's an original Chicago place.  What's not on the list but should be is the Hop Haus.  There's one at Clark and Howard in Rogers Park and one on Franklin and Grand in River North.  That's one of the best burgers I've ever had.

Point is, that list is only half-way accurate.  Thanks, Oleg.  Thanks a lot for another useless HuffPo link.

The PANK helmet is so Huey doesn't hurt himself stepping off his soapbox.

So you *like* the Billy Goat burger then?

No. I *like* it when you get riled up over something Chicago-related.

Well excuse *me* for having some civic pride, you confederate dandy.


...and which of you guys drinks liquor that has the Chicago flag on the label?

And it looks like some Mick owes me an apology.

Just because it comes from Chicago doesn't mean I automatically buy in to it.   Exhibit A:  Jim Belushi.

Besides, that stuff tastes like a dead dog's anus.  I ain't apologizing for shit.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Bort on January 12, 2011, 11:21:50 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 12, 2011, 11:16:35 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 12, 2011, 11:08:28 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 12, 2011, 10:51:11 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 12, 2011, 09:37:40 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 12, 2011, 09:33:01 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 12, 2011, 09:20:48 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 12, 2011, 08:49:38 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 12, 2011, 08:35:33 AM
Quote from: Slaky on January 11, 2011, 08:28:03 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 11, 2011, 07:52:11 PM
A list. (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/11/best-burgers-in-chicago-p_n_807506.html#s221718&title=Kumas_Corner_2900)

Epic Burger should be nowhere near that list. What should be on that list is J. Wellington's. I urge you all to go there if you can find a minute.

Appreciate the recommendation.

Yeah, I was gonna say that list sucks.  Anyone who knows anything about Chicago knows that the Billy Goat burger, compared to all of the choices in Chicago, sucks a real billy goat's left nut.  If you're visiting Chicago, then yeah check out the Billy Goat on Hubbard under the Michigan Avenue bridge, have a beer and a burger, but bear in mind you're doing it for the ambience and the kitsch--not for a particularly special burger.  The various Billy Goats are actually good places to hit up for an omelette and hash brown breakfast but their burger should be nowhere near anyone's top burger list for Chicago.  Also, Five Guys--while outstanding--is a chain that's based in Pennsylvania.  In the same vein, I guess Portillo's can stay.  Even though it's a chain, it's a local chain, although if your not getting a beef or beef/sausage combo, you're a dope.  In fairness, though, I've never had Portillo's burger.  

M Burger--isn't that also a chain?

I've been to the Grafton several times, never knew their burger was so special but it least it's an original Chicago place.  What's not on the list but should be is the Hop Haus.  There's one at Clark and Howard in Rogers Park and one on Franklin and Grand in River North.  That's one of the best burgers I've ever had.

Point is, that list is only half-way accurate.  Thanks, Oleg.  Thanks a lot for another useless HuffPo link.

The PANK helmet is so Huey doesn't hurt himself stepping off his soapbox.

So you *like* the Billy Goat burger then?

No. I *like* it when you get riled up over something Chicago-related.

Well excuse *me* for having some civic pride, you confederate dandy.


...and which of you guys drinks liquor that has the Chicago flag on the label?

And it looks like some Mick owes me an apology.

Just because it comes from Chicago doesn't mean I automatically buy in to it.   Exhibit A:  Jim Belushi.

Besides, that stuff tastes like a dead dog's anus.  I ain't apologizing for shit.

That's only because someone put ketchup on the dead dog's anus.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 12, 2011, 11:27:10 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 12, 2011, 11:16:35 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 12, 2011, 11:08:28 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 12, 2011, 10:51:11 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 12, 2011, 09:37:40 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 12, 2011, 09:33:01 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 12, 2011, 09:20:48 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 12, 2011, 08:49:38 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 12, 2011, 08:35:33 AM
Quote from: Slaky on January 11, 2011, 08:28:03 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 11, 2011, 07:52:11 PM
A list. (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/11/best-burgers-in-chicago-p_n_807506.html#s221718&title=Kumas_Corner_2900)

Epic Burger should be nowhere near that list. What should be on that list is J. Wellington's. I urge you all to go there if you can find a minute.

Appreciate the recommendation.

Yeah, I was gonna say that list sucks.  Anyone who knows anything about Chicago knows that the Billy Goat burger, compared to all of the choices in Chicago, sucks a real billy goat's left nut.  If you're visiting Chicago, then yeah check out the Billy Goat on Hubbard under the Michigan Avenue bridge, have a beer and a burger, but bear in mind you're doing it for the ambience and the kitsch--not for a particularly special burger.  The various Billy Goats are actually good places to hit up for an omelette and hash brown breakfast but their burger should be nowhere near anyone's top burger list for Chicago.  Also, Five Guys--while outstanding--is a chain that's based in Pennsylvania.  In the same vein, I guess Portillo's can stay.  Even though it's a chain, it's a local chain, although if your not getting a beef or beef/sausage combo, you're a dope.  In fairness, though, I've never had Portillo's burger.  

M Burger--isn't that also a chain?

I've been to the Grafton several times, never knew their burger was so special but it least it's an original Chicago place.  What's not on the list but should be is the Hop Haus.  There's one at Clark and Howard in Rogers Park and one on Franklin and Grand in River North.  That's one of the best burgers I've ever had.

Point is, that list is only half-way accurate.  Thanks, Oleg.  Thanks a lot for another useless HuffPo link.

The PANK helmet is so Huey doesn't hurt himself stepping off his soapbox.

So you *like* the Billy Goat burger then?

No. I *like* it when you get riled up over something Chicago-related.

Well excuse *me* for having some civic pride, you confederate dandy.


...and which of you guys drinks liquor that has the Chicago flag on the label?

And it looks like some Mick owes me an apology.

Just because it comes from Chicago doesn't mean I automatically buy in to it.   Exhibit A:  Jim Belushi.

Besides, that stuff tastes like a dead dog's anus.  I ain't apologizing for shit.

Jim Belushi sucks less than you do.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: CT III on January 12, 2011, 11:37:02 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 12, 2011, 11:27:10 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 12, 2011, 11:16:35 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 12, 2011, 11:08:28 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 12, 2011, 10:51:11 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 12, 2011, 09:37:40 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 12, 2011, 09:33:01 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 12, 2011, 09:20:48 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 12, 2011, 08:49:38 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 12, 2011, 08:35:33 AM
Quote from: Slaky on January 11, 2011, 08:28:03 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 11, 2011, 07:52:11 PM
A list. (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/11/best-burgers-in-chicago-p_n_807506.html#s221718&title=Kumas_Corner_2900)

Epic Burger should be nowhere near that list. What should be on that list is J. Wellington's. I urge you all to go there if you can find a minute.

Appreciate the recommendation.

Yeah, I was gonna say that list sucks.  Anyone who knows anything about Chicago knows that the Billy Goat burger, compared to all of the choices in Chicago, sucks a real billy goat's left nut.  If you're visiting Chicago, then yeah check out the Billy Goat on Hubbard under the Michigan Avenue bridge, have a beer and a burger, but bear in mind you're doing it for the ambience and the kitsch--not for a particularly special burger.  The various Billy Goats are actually good places to hit up for an omelette and hash brown breakfast but their burger should be nowhere near anyone's top burger list for Chicago.  Also, Five Guys--while outstanding--is a chain that's based in Pennsylvania.  In the same vein, I guess Portillo's can stay.  Even though it's a chain, it's a local chain, although if your not getting a beef or beef/sausage combo, you're a dope.  In fairness, though, I've never had Portillo's burger.  

M Burger--isn't that also a chain?

I've been to the Grafton several times, never knew their burger was so special but it least it's an original Chicago place.  What's not on the list but should be is the Hop Haus.  There's one at Clark and Howard in Rogers Park and one on Franklin and Grand in River North.  That's one of the best burgers I've ever had.

Point is, that list is only half-way accurate.  Thanks, Oleg.  Thanks a lot for another useless HuffPo link.

The PANK helmet is so Huey doesn't hurt himself stepping off his soapbox.

So you *like* the Billy Goat burger then?

No. I *like* it when you get riled up over something Chicago-related.

Well excuse *me* for having some civic pride, you confederate dandy.


...and which of you guys drinks liquor that has the Chicago flag on the label?

And it looks like some Mick owes me an apology.

Just because it comes from Chicago doesn't mean I automatically buy in to it.   Exhibit A:  Jim Belushi.

Besides, that stuff tastes like a dead dog's anus.  I ain't apologizing for shit.

Jim Belushi sucks less than you do.

Let's not say things we can't take back.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: R-V on January 12, 2011, 11:42:17 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 12, 2011, 08:35:33 AM
M Burger--isn't that also a chain?

I've been to the Grafton several times, never knew their burger was so special but it least it's an original Chicago place.

M Burger isn't a chain - didn't know this when I went there, but apparently it's a Lettuce restauraunt (http://www.leye.com/restaurants/directory/m-burger). I'd put it on par with Steak N Shake, a solid burg but nothing spectacular. If I remember correctly they had the same skinny fries as Steak N Shake.

The first time I went to Grafton I left thinking that it was one of the best burgers EVAH. Strangely when I went back it seemed just alright. Maybe the ketchup was extra good the first time or something. Good mac and cheese there though.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on January 12, 2011, 12:26:28 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 12, 2011, 11:42:17 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 12, 2011, 08:35:33 AM
M Burger--isn't that also a chain?

I've been to the Grafton several times, never knew their burger was so special but it least it's an original Chicago place.

M Burger isn't a chain - didn't know this when I went there, but apparently it's a Lettuce restauraunt (http://www.leye.com/restaurants/directory/m-burger). I'd put it on par with Steak N Shake, a solid burg but nothing spectacular. If I remember correctly they had the same skinny fries as Steak N Shake.

The first time I went to Grafton I left thinking that it was one of the best burgers EVAH. Strangely when I went back it seemed just alright. Maybe the ketchup was extra good the first time or something. Good mac and cheese there though.

I always associate the Grafton with their curry fries.  I'm sure I've had the burger, though it's been years so I just don't recall how good it is.  I may have to check in to remind myself.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on January 12, 2011, 01:12:19 PM
DPD.

Also, Monks on Lake Street (best burger in the Loop IMO) and Moody's on Broadway in Edgewater should be on the list ahead of some of these posers.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Bort on January 12, 2011, 01:17:06 PM
The best burger I've ever had in Chicago? Well, there's this little local joint called The White Castle. They have these miniature burgers served on rolls, which they call "Sliders." Now that's a real Chicago classic. 3 of those and a hot dog with extra ketchup and I feel like local Chicago personality Jim Belushi felt when filming the classic comedy Curly Sue: satisfied with a job well done.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 12, 2011, 01:19:41 PM

McDonald's #1 sits right in Des Plaines, and theie headquarters are in Oakbrook, which is Chicago enough.

So go have a Big Mac and chill the fuck out.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on January 12, 2011, 01:34:52 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 12, 2011, 01:17:06 PM
The best burger I've ever had in Chicago? Well, there's this little local joint called The White Castle. They have these miniature burgers served on rolls, which they call "Sliders." Now that's a real Chicago classic. 3 of those and a hot dog with extra ketchup and I feel like local Chicago personality Jim Belushi felt when filming the classic comedy Curly Sue: satisfied with a job well done.

Okay.  I laughed.

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, YOU STICK-POKING MONSTER*?

*Which I call STICKPOKEASAURUS.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Tinker to Evers to Chance on January 12, 2011, 01:37:29 PM
Guys, the only burger worth mentioning is Fuddruckers.  It has "World's Greatest Hamburgers" right there on the sign outside.

The only problem I have with it is they don't have TVs, which means that I'm not able to eat there on Wednesdays at 9:00, lest I miss "The Defenders" on CBS, which is truly the greatest thing to ever happen to television since "According to Jim".
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 12, 2011, 01:39:49 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 12, 2011, 01:34:52 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 12, 2011, 01:17:06 PM
The best burger I've ever had in Chicago? Well, there's this little local joint called The White Castle. They have these miniature burgers served on rolls, which they call "Sliders." Now that's a real Chicago classic. 3 of those and a hot dog with extra ketchup and I feel like local Chicago personality Jim Belushi felt when filming the classic comedy Curly Sue: satisfied with a job well done.

Okay.  I laughed.

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, YOU STICK-POKING MONSTER*?

*Which I call STICKPOKEASAURUSBLOR.

And it's time to snatch your Simpsons references from his neon claws'd
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on January 12, 2011, 02:05:07 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 12, 2011, 01:39:49 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 12, 2011, 01:34:52 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 12, 2011, 01:17:06 PM
The best burger I've ever had in Chicago? Well, there's this little local joint called The White Castle. They have these miniature burgers served on rolls, which they call "Sliders." Now that's a real Chicago classic. 3 of those and a hot dog with extra ketchup and I feel like local Chicago personality Jim Belushi felt when filming the classic comedy Curly Sue: satisfied with a job well done.

Okay.  I laughed.

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, YOU STICK-POKING MONSTER*?

*Which I call STICKPOKEASAURUSBLOR.

And it's time to snatch your Simpsons references from his neon claws'd

It wasn't a Simpsons reference.  It was a Simpsons allusion, which means I was free from the constraints of being so literal, you pedantic vagina face.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Bort on January 12, 2011, 02:11:08 PM
Okay.  I laughed.

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, YOU ASSHURT MONSTER*?

*Which I call BILLY AND THE ASSHURTASAURUS.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 12, 2011, 02:19:42 PM

There's the Choo-Choo Burger in Des Plaines. Your food comes to your booth on a Lionel train.

Pretty neat for young boys or your average Kurt.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: BH on January 12, 2011, 02:37:04 PM
Quote from: Fork on January 12, 2011, 02:19:42 PM

There's the Choo-Choo Burger in Des Plaines. Your food comes to your booth on a Lionel train.

Pretty neat for young boys or your average Kurt.

When you were in new york, where did you like to grab a burger?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: morpheus on January 12, 2011, 02:49:05 PM
Quote from: BH on January 12, 2011, 02:37:04 PM
Quote from: Fork on January 12, 2011, 02:19:42 PM

There's the Choo-Choo Burger in Des Plaines. Your food comes to your booth on a Lionel train.

Pretty neat for young boys or your average Kurt.

When you were in new york, where did you like to grab a burger?

Island Burger was one of my favorite places to get a burger.  I like the Napalm Burger.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: BH on January 12, 2011, 03:03:21 PM
Quote from: morpheus on January 12, 2011, 02:49:05 PM
Quote from: BH on January 12, 2011, 02:37:04 PM
Quote from: Fork on January 12, 2011, 02:19:42 PM

There's the Choo-Choo Burger in Des Plaines. Your food comes to your booth on a Lionel train.

Pretty neat for young boys or your average Kurt.

When you were in new york, where did you like to grab a burger?

Island Burger was one of my favorite places to get a burger.  I like the Napalm Burger.

Let me try again.

When you were in new york, where did you like to grab a burger?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Bort on January 12, 2011, 03:05:54 PM
Quote from: BH on January 12, 2011, 03:03:21 PM
Quote from: morpheus on January 12, 2011, 02:49:05 PM
Quote from: BH on January 12, 2011, 02:37:04 PM
Quote from: Fork on January 12, 2011, 02:19:42 PM

There's the Choo-Choo Burger in Des Plaines. Your food comes to your booth on a Lionel train.

Pretty neat for young boys or your average Kurt.

When you were in new york, where did you like to grab a burger?

Island Burger was one of my favorite places to get a burger.  I like the Napalm Burger.

Let me try again.

When you were in new york, where did you like to grab a burger?

Intrepid Reader PenFoe In Hyde Park: Well, Pittsburgh has this great place...
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: PenPho on January 12, 2011, 03:07:08 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 12, 2011, 03:05:54 PM
Quote from: BH on January 12, 2011, 03:03:21 PM
Quote from: morpheus on January 12, 2011, 02:49:05 PM
Quote from: BH on January 12, 2011, 02:37:04 PM
Quote from: Fork on January 12, 2011, 02:19:42 PM

There's the Choo-Choo Burger in Des Plaines. Your food comes to your booth on a Lionel train.

Pretty neat for young boys or your average Kurt.

When you were in new york, where did you like to grab a burger?

Island Burger was one of my favorite places to get a burger.  I like the Napalm Burger.

Let me try again.

When you were in new york, where did you like to grab a burger?

Intrepid Reader PenFoe In Hyde Park: Well, Pittsburgh has this great place...

I stick to Primanti Bros in Pittsburgh, but I'm sure Gil or CFiHP would have a burger suggestion.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Saul Goodman on January 12, 2011, 03:22:59 PM
Quote from: PenPho on January 12, 2011, 03:07:08 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 12, 2011, 03:05:54 PM
Quote from: BH on January 12, 2011, 03:03:21 PM
Quote from: morpheus on January 12, 2011, 02:49:05 PM
Quote from: BH on January 12, 2011, 02:37:04 PM
Quote from: Fork on January 12, 2011, 02:19:42 PM

There's the Choo-Choo Burger in Des Plaines. Your food comes to your booth on a Lionel train.

Pretty neat for young boys or your average Kurt.

When you were in new york, where did you like to grab a burger?

Island Burger was one of my favorite places to get a burger.  I like the Napalm Burger.

Let me try again.

When you were in new york, where did you like to grab a burger?

Intrepid Reader PenFoe In Hyde Park: Well, Pittsburgh has this great place...

I stick to Primanti Bros in Pittsburgh, but I'm sure Gil or CFiHP would have a burger suggestion.

Detroit then.  Where was the best place until it closed because the Twins won?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: PenPho on January 12, 2011, 03:25:23 PM
Quote from: Night Man on January 12, 2011, 03:22:59 PM
Quote from: PenPho on January 12, 2011, 03:07:08 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 12, 2011, 03:05:54 PM
Quote from: BH on January 12, 2011, 03:03:21 PM
Quote from: morpheus on January 12, 2011, 02:49:05 PM
Quote from: BH on January 12, 2011, 02:37:04 PM
Quote from: Fork on January 12, 2011, 02:19:42 PM

There's the Choo-Choo Burger in Des Plaines. Your food comes to your booth on a Lionel train.

Pretty neat for young boys or your average Kurt.

When you were in new york, where did you like to grab a burger?

Island Burger was one of my favorite places to get a burger.  I like the Napalm Burger.

Let me try again.

When you were in new york, where did you like to grab a burger?

Intrepid Reader PenFoe In Hyde Park: Well, Pittsburgh has this great place...

I stick to Primanti Bros in Pittsburgh, but I'm sure Gil or CFiHP would have a burger suggestion.

Detroit then.  Where was the best place until it closed because the Twins won?

They're all great, because they were made by hard working Americans.

The kind of people upon whose backs this country was built Ford ToughTM.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Slaky on January 12, 2011, 04:25:29 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 12, 2011, 08:49:38 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 12, 2011, 08:35:33 AM
Quote from: Slaky on January 11, 2011, 08:28:03 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 11, 2011, 07:52:11 PM
A list. (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/11/best-burgers-in-chicago-p_n_807506.html#s221718&title=Kumas_Corner_2900)

Epic Burger should be nowhere near that list. What should be on that list is J. Wellington's. I urge you all to go there if you can find a minute.

Appreciate the recommendation.

Yeah, I was gonna say that list sucks.  Anyone who knows anything about Chicago knows that the Billy Goat burger, compared to all of the choices in Chicago, sucks a real billy goat's left nut.  If you're visiting Chicago, then yeah check out the Billy Goat on Hubbard under the Michigan Avenue bridge, have a beer and a burger, but bear in mind you're doing it for the ambience and the kitsch--not for a particularly special burger.  The various Billy Goats are actually good places to hit up for an omelette and hash brown breakfast but their burger should be nowhere near anyone's top burger list for Chicago.  Also, Five Guys--while outstanding--is a chain that's based in Pennsylvania.  In the same vein, I guess Portillo's can stay.  Even though it's a chain, it's a local chain, although if your not getting a beef or beef/sausage combo, you're a dope.  In fairness, though, I've never had Portillo's burger.  

M Burger--isn't that also a chain?

I've been to the Grafton several times, never knew their burger was so special but it least it's an original Chicago place.  What's not on the list but should be is the Hop Haus.  There's one at Clark and Howard in Rogers Park and one on Franklin and Grand in River North.  That's one of the best burgers I've ever had.

Point is, that list is only half-way accurate.  Thanks, Oleg.  Thanks a lot for another useless HuffPo link.

The PANK helmet is so Huey doesn't hurt himself stepping off his soapbox.

I'm digging this up from over TWO PAGES AGO to defend our PANK.

Huey is right. Oleg, stop spamming the Food with HuffPo garbage. Five Guys is fantastic but it doesn't belong on a list of best burgers in Chicago. Best fast food burgers in America? Sure.

And the point here is GO TO J WELLINGTONS AND GET THE J WELLINGTON BURGER.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Oleg on January 12, 2011, 07:01:37 PM
Quote from: Slaky on January 12, 2011, 04:25:29 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 12, 2011, 08:49:38 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 12, 2011, 08:35:33 AM
Quote from: Slaky on January 11, 2011, 08:28:03 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 11, 2011, 07:52:11 PM
A list. (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/11/best-burgers-in-chicago-p_n_807506.html#s221718&title=Kumas_Corner_2900)

Epic Burger should be nowhere near that list. What should be on that list is J. Wellington's. I urge you all to go there if you can find a minute.

Appreciate the recommendation.

Yeah, I was gonna say that list sucks.  Anyone who knows anything about Chicago knows that the Billy Goat burger, compared to all of the choices in Chicago, sucks a real billy goat's left nut.  If you're visiting Chicago, then yeah check out the Billy Goat on Hubbard under the Michigan Avenue bridge, have a beer and a burger, but bear in mind you're doing it for the ambience and the kitsch--not for a particularly special burger.  The various Billy Goats are actually good places to hit up for an omelette and hash brown breakfast but their burger should be nowhere near anyone's top burger list for Chicago.  Also, Five Guys--while outstanding--is a chain that's based in Pennsylvania.  In the same vein, I guess Portillo's can stay.  Even though it's a chain, it's a local chain, although if your not getting a beef or beef/sausage combo, you're a dope.  In fairness, though, I've never had Portillo's burger.  

M Burger--isn't that also a chain?

I've been to the Grafton several times, never knew their burger was so special but it least it's an original Chicago place.  What's not on the list but should be is the Hop Haus.  There's one at Clark and Howard in Rogers Park and one on Franklin and Grand in River North.  That's one of the best burgers I've ever had.

Point is, that list is only half-way accurate.  Thanks, Oleg.  Thanks a lot for another useless HuffPo link.

The PANK helmet is so Huey doesn't hurt himself stepping off his soapbox.

I'm digging this up from over TWO PAGES AGO to defend our PANK.

Huey is right. Oleg, stop spamming the Food with HuffPo garbage. Five Guys is fantastic but it doesn't belong on a list of best burgers in Chicago. Best fast food burgers in America? Sure.

And the point here is GO TO J WELLINGTONS AND GET THE J WELLINGTON BURGER.

Look, the point was to start a discussion and laugh.  Personally, I've only had a few of the burgers on the list, so I didn't quite feel qualified to pass judgement.

Also, a better burger than The Grafton is found only about two blocks south at Jury's.

I will agree that Billy Goat is most certainly meh and I am pretty sure I will never have a Portillo's burger as long as the Italian beef is on their menu.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Wheezer on January 12, 2011, 07:31:02 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 12, 2011, 07:01:37 PM
Look, the point was to start a discussion and laugh.

The only good that could come from this whole affair would be getting Yeti to detour onto the Bishop Ford and hit That's-a-Burger heading north on Stony (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRBHBSTIedo).
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 12, 2011, 11:41:50 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 12, 2011, 07:01:37 PM
Also, a better burger than The Grafton is found only about two blocks south at Jury's.

False. Jury's is a sad, sad affair.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Yeti on January 13, 2011, 05:12:54 AM
Quote from: PenPho on January 12, 2011, 03:07:08 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 12, 2011, 03:05:54 PM
Quote from: BH on January 12, 2011, 03:03:21 PM
Quote from: morpheus on January 12, 2011, 02:49:05 PM
Quote from: BH on January 12, 2011, 02:37:04 PM
Quote from: Fork on January 12, 2011, 02:19:42 PM

There's the Choo-Choo Burger in Des Plaines. Your food comes to your booth on a Lionel train.

Pretty neat for young boys or your average Kurt.

When you were in new york, where did you like to grab a burger?

Island Burger was one of my favorite places to get a burger.  I like the Napalm Burger.

Let me try again.

When you were in new york, where did you like to grab a burger?

Intrepid Reader PenFoe In Hyde Park: Well, Pittsburgh has this great place...

I stick to Primanti Bros in Pittsburgh, but I'm sure Gil or CFiHP would have a burger suggestion.

Gil could only direct us to some tasty snatch. And if that came in a burger form, I'd be in heaven.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Oleg on January 13, 2011, 06:30:58 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 12, 2011, 11:41:50 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 12, 2011, 07:01:37 PM
Also, a better burger than The Grafton is found only about two blocks south at Jury's.

False. Jury's is a sad, sad affair.

I liked it.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Bort on January 13, 2011, 08:10:47 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 12, 2011, 07:31:02 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 12, 2011, 07:01:37 PM
Look, the point was to start a discussion and laugh.

The only good that could come from this whole affair would be getting Yeti to detour onto the Bishop Ford and hit That's-a-Burger heading north on Stony (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRBHBSTIedo).

I dunno. I had fun stickpoking Huey.







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Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: R-V on January 13, 2011, 08:18:55 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 13, 2011, 06:30:58 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 12, 2011, 11:41:50 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 12, 2011, 07:01:37 PM
Also, a better burger than The Grafton is found only about two blocks south at Jury's.

False. Jury's is a sad, sad affair.

I liked it.

I'm with Tank on this one. I thought Jury's was pretty bad and I don't understand how it got the reputation as being good.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 13, 2011, 08:26:13 AM
Quote from: Yeti on January 13, 2011, 05:12:54 AM
Quote from: PenPho on January 12, 2011, 03:07:08 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 12, 2011, 03:05:54 PM
Quote from: BH on January 12, 2011, 03:03:21 PM
Quote from: morpheus on January 12, 2011, 02:49:05 PM
Quote from: BH on January 12, 2011, 02:37:04 PM
Quote from: Fork on January 12, 2011, 02:19:42 PM

There's the Choo-Choo Burger in Des Plaines. Your food comes to your booth on a Lionel train.

Pretty neat for young boys or your average Kurt.

When you were in new york, where did you like to grab a burger?

Island Burger was one of my favorite places to get a burger.  I like the Napalm Burger.

Let me try again.

When you were in new york, where did you like to grab a burger?

Intrepid Reader PenFoe In Hyde Park: Well, Pittsburgh has this great place...

I stick to Primanti Bros in Pittsburgh, but I'm sure Gil or CFiHP would have a burger suggestion.

Gil could only direct us to some tasty snatch. And if that came in a burger form, I'd be in heaven.

—Let's get us some poontang. Then we'll go to White Castle.

—No, Neil, you don't understand. We've been craving these burgers all night.

—Yeah, I've been craving burgers, too... fur burgers. Come on, dudes, let's pick up some trim at a strip club. The Doogie line always works on strippers.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Oleg on January 13, 2011, 08:37:00 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 13, 2011, 08:26:13 AM
Quote from: Yeti on January 13, 2011, 05:12:54 AM
Quote from: PenPho on January 12, 2011, 03:07:08 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 12, 2011, 03:05:54 PM
Quote from: BH on January 12, 2011, 03:03:21 PM
Quote from: morpheus on January 12, 2011, 02:49:05 PM
Quote from: BH on January 12, 2011, 02:37:04 PM
Quote from: Fork on January 12, 2011, 02:19:42 PM

There's the Choo-Choo Burger in Des Plaines. Your food comes to your booth on a Lionel train.

Pretty neat for young boys or your average Kurt.

When you were in new york, where did you like to grab a burger?

Island Burger was one of my favorite places to get a burger.  I like the Napalm Burger.

Let me try again.

When you were in new york, where did you like to grab a burger?

Intrepid Reader PenFoe In Hyde Park: Well, Pittsburgh has this great place...

I stick to Primanti Bros in Pittsburgh, but I'm sure Gil or CFiHP would have a burger suggestion.

Gil could only direct us to some tasty snatch. And if that came in a burger form, I'd be in heaven.

—Let's get us some poontang. Then we'll go to White Castle.

—No, Neil, you don't understand. We've been craving these burgers all night.

—Yeah, I've been craving burgers, too... fur burgers. Come on, dudes, let's pick up some trim at a strip club. The Doogie line always works on strippers.

It's funny cause he's gay.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Bort on January 13, 2011, 09:23:50 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 13, 2011, 08:37:00 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 13, 2011, 08:26:13 AM
Quote from: Yeti on January 13, 2011, 05:12:54 AM
Quote from: PenPho on January 12, 2011, 03:07:08 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 12, 2011, 03:05:54 PM
Quote from: BH on January 12, 2011, 03:03:21 PM
Quote from: morpheus on January 12, 2011, 02:49:05 PM
Quote from: BH on January 12, 2011, 02:37:04 PM
Quote from: Fork on January 12, 2011, 02:19:42 PM

There's the Choo-Choo Burger in Des Plaines. Your food comes to your booth on a Lionel train.

Pretty neat for young boys or your average Kurt.

When you were in new york, where did you like to grab a burger?

Island Burger was one of my favorite places to get a burger.  I like the Napalm Burger.

Let me try again.

When you were in new york, where did you like to grab a burger?

Intrepid Reader PenFoe In Hyde Park: Well, Pittsburgh has this great place...

I stick to Primanti Bros in Pittsburgh, but I'm sure Gil or CFiHP would have a burger suggestion.

Gil could only direct us to some tasty snatch. And if that came in a burger form, I'd be in heaven.

—Let's get us some poontang. Then we'll go to White Castle.

—No, Neil, you don't understand. We've been craving these burgers all night.

—Yeah, I've been craving burgers, too... fur burgers. Come on, dudes, let's pick up some trim at a strip club. The Doogie line always works on strippers.

It's funny cause he's gay.

Yeah, Tank is pretty gay.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 13, 2011, 09:27:12 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 13, 2011, 09:23:50 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 13, 2011, 08:37:00 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 13, 2011, 08:26:13 AM
Quote from: Yeti on January 13, 2011, 05:12:54 AM
Quote from: PenPho on January 12, 2011, 03:07:08 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 12, 2011, 03:05:54 PM
Quote from: BH on January 12, 2011, 03:03:21 PM
Quote from: morpheus on January 12, 2011, 02:49:05 PM
Quote from: BH on January 12, 2011, 02:37:04 PM
Quote from: Fork on January 12, 2011, 02:19:42 PM

There's the Choo-Choo Burger in Des Plaines. Your food comes to your booth on a Lionel train.

Pretty neat for young boys or your average Kurt.

When you were in new york, where did you like to grab a burger?

Island Burger was one of my favorite places to get a burger.  I like the Napalm Burger.

Let me try again.

When you were in new york, where did you like to grab a burger?

Intrepid Reader PenFoe In Hyde Park: Well, Pittsburgh has this great place...

I stick to Primanti Bros in Pittsburgh, but I'm sure Gil or CFiHP would have a burger suggestion.

Gil could only direct us to some tasty snatch. And if that came in a burger form, I'd be in heaven.

—Let's get us some poontang. Then we'll go to White Castle.

—No, Neil, you don't understand. We've been craving these burgers all night.

—Yeah, I've been craving burgers, too... fur burgers. Come on, dudes, let's pick up some trim at a strip club. The Doogie line always works on strippers.

It's funny cause he's gay.

Yeah, Tank is pretty gay.

Speaketh the Gaybiter.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Bort on January 13, 2011, 09:28:48 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 13, 2011, 09:27:12 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 13, 2011, 09:23:50 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 13, 2011, 08:37:00 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 13, 2011, 08:26:13 AM
Quote from: Yeti on January 13, 2011, 05:12:54 AM
Quote from: PenPho on January 12, 2011, 03:07:08 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 12, 2011, 03:05:54 PM
Quote from: BH on January 12, 2011, 03:03:21 PM
Quote from: morpheus on January 12, 2011, 02:49:05 PM
Quote from: BH on January 12, 2011, 02:37:04 PM
Quote from: Fork on January 12, 2011, 02:19:42 PM

There's the Choo-Choo Burger in Des Plaines. Your food comes to your booth on a Lionel train.

Pretty neat for young boys or your average Kurt.

When you were in new york, where did you like to grab a burger?

Island Burger was one of my favorite places to get a burger.  I like the Napalm Burger.

Let me try again.

When you were in new york, where did you like to grab a burger?

Intrepid Reader PenFoe In Hyde Park: Well, Pittsburgh has this great place...

I stick to Primanti Bros in Pittsburgh, but I'm sure Gil or CFiHP would have a burger suggestion.

Gil could only direct us to some tasty snatch. And if that came in a burger form, I'd be in heaven.

—Let's get us some poontang. Then we'll go to White Castle.

—No, Neil, you don't understand. We've been craving these burgers all night.

—Yeah, I've been craving burgers, too... fur burgers. Come on, dudes, let's pick up some trim at a strip club. The Doogie line always works on strippers.

It's funny cause he's gay.

Yeah, Tank is pretty gay.

Speaketh the Gaybiter.

Hey, I don't get all uppity with you when you declare someone ELSE unfunny.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 13, 2011, 12:26:01 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 13, 2011, 09:28:48 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 13, 2011, 09:27:12 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 13, 2011, 09:23:50 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 13, 2011, 08:37:00 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 13, 2011, 08:26:13 AM
Quote from: Yeti on January 13, 2011, 05:12:54 AM
Quote from: PenPho on January 12, 2011, 03:07:08 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 12, 2011, 03:05:54 PM
Quote from: BH on January 12, 2011, 03:03:21 PM
Quote from: morpheus on January 12, 2011, 02:49:05 PM
Quote from: BH on January 12, 2011, 02:37:04 PM
Quote from: Fork on January 12, 2011, 02:19:42 PM

There's the Choo-Choo Burger in Des Plaines. Your food comes to your booth on a Lionel train.

Pretty neat for young boys or your average Kurt.

When you were in new york, where did you like to grab a burger?

Island Burger was one of my favorite places to get a burger.  I like the Napalm Burger.

Let me try again.

When you were in new york, where did you like to grab a burger?

Intrepid Reader PenFoe In Hyde Park: Well, Pittsburgh has this great place...

I stick to Primanti Bros in Pittsburgh, but I'm sure Gil or CFiHP would have a burger suggestion.

Gil could only direct us to some tasty snatch. And if that came in a burger form, I'd be in heaven.

—Let's get us some poontang. Then we'll go to White Castle.

—No, Neil, you don't understand. We've been craving these burgers all night.

—Yeah, I've been craving burgers, too... fur burgers. Come on, dudes, let's pick up some trim at a strip club. The Doogie line always works on strippers.

It's funny cause he's gay.

Yeah, Tank is pretty gay.

Speaketh the Gaybiter.

Hey, I don't get all uppity with you when you declare someone ELSE unfunny.

I was just saying you bite gays.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Oleg on January 13, 2011, 05:33:15 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 13, 2011, 09:23:50 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 13, 2011, 08:37:00 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 13, 2011, 08:26:13 AM
Quote from: Yeti on January 13, 2011, 05:12:54 AM
Quote from: PenPho on January 12, 2011, 03:07:08 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 12, 2011, 03:05:54 PM
Quote from: BH on January 12, 2011, 03:03:21 PM
Quote from: morpheus on January 12, 2011, 02:49:05 PM
Quote from: BH on January 12, 2011, 02:37:04 PM
Quote from: Fork on January 12, 2011, 02:19:42 PM

There's the Choo-Choo Burger in Des Plaines. Your food comes to your booth on a Lionel train.

Pretty neat for young boys or your average Kurt.

When you were in new york, where did you like to grab a burger?

Island Burger was one of my favorite places to get a burger.  I like the Napalm Burger.

Let me try again.

When you were in new york, where did you like to grab a burger?

Intrepid Reader PenFoe In Hyde Park: Well, Pittsburgh has this great place...

I stick to Primanti Bros in Pittsburgh, but I'm sure Gil or CFiHP would have a burger suggestion.

Gil could only direct us to some tasty snatch. And if that came in a burger form, I'd be in heaven.

—Let's get us some poontang. Then we'll go to White Castle.

—No, Neil, you don't understand. We've been craving these burgers all night.

—Yeah, I've been craving burgers, too... fur burgers. Come on, dudes, let's pick up some trim at a strip club. The Doogie line always works on strippers.

It's funny cause he's gay.

Yeah, Tank is pretty gay.

No...I meant Neil Patrick Harris...oh fuck it.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Kermit IV on January 14, 2011, 12:32:38 PM
This seems appropriate here (or anywhere on Desipio).  I'm putting it as my avatar, so when SKO steals it ten seconds later, here's the proof it was mine first.

(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5086/5354585547_efcd4db7da.jpg)
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Slaky on March 21, 2011, 12:38:59 PM
Today I learned that there was a Five Guys INSIDE Nats Park. Now they're leaving.

That is depressing.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Brownie on March 21, 2011, 01:57:21 PM
Quote from: Slaky on March 21, 2011, 12:38:59 PM
Today I learned that there was a Five Guys INSIDE Nats Park. Now they're leaving.

That is depressing.

I wish I knew where it was the time I was there for a three-hour rain delay.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Tony on March 21, 2011, 04:48:44 PM
I went to Bad Apple last night. It's no Kuma's.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: thehawk on March 21, 2011, 05:06:11 PM
the Five Guys look to be heading to Belmont (just north of Melrose) and Broadway
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Internet Apex on March 21, 2011, 05:18:15 PM
Quote from: thehawk on March 21, 2011, 05:06:11 PM
the Five Guys look to be heading to Belmont (just north of Melrose) and Broadway

That's great. I've never had Five Guys before. That seems like as good a place as any to experience it for the first time.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Quality Start Machine on March 29, 2011, 07:49:38 PM

The Triple Undisputed (http://chicagoist.com/2010/01/29/wiener_still_champion_triple_undisp.php) burger. 9 patties, 11 slices of cheese, 3 lbs of meat.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on March 30, 2011, 09:00:20 AM
Burgers are a bit more expensive at Hackney's (http://triblocal.com/glenview/2011/03/28/hackneys-bookkeeper-charged-with-embezzelling-186000/) now.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Brownie on March 30, 2011, 11:28:51 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on March 30, 2011, 09:00:20 AM
Burgers are a bit more expensive at Hackney's (http://triblocal.com/glenview/2011/03/28/hackneys-bookkeeper-charged-with-embezzelling-186000/) now.

Fuck that woman.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: flannj on April 06, 2011, 10:42:32 AM

Patty Burger for lunch today. (http://www.pattyburger.com/)

Double Swiss and Mushroom and someone else is buying.

I win.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Tonker on April 06, 2011, 12:05:59 PM
Quote from: flannj on April 06, 2011, 10:42:32 AM

Patty Burger for lunch today. (http://www.pattyburger.com/)

Double Swiss and Mushroom and someone else is buying.

I win.

Those burgers look fucking magnificent.  It's also within walking distance of where I'll be staying.  I don't think I'm going to need to eat anywhere else.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Wheezer on April 07, 2011, 02:04:06 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 21, 2011, 05:18:15 PM
Quote from: thehawk on March 21, 2011, 05:06:11 PM
the Five Guys look to be heading to Belmont (just north of Melrose) and Broadway

That's great. I've never had Five Guys before. That seems like as good a place as any to experience it for the first time.

Sadly, half of the local burgher faction has been wetting themselves over Five Guys coming to 53rd Street. IT'S A RENAISSANCE!

Then again, they've done it before.

[And I do mean burgher.]
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Quality Start Machine on April 07, 2011, 12:38:58 PM
Pete Miller's (http://www.petemillers.com) offers "The Maximus"

Quote

THE "MAXIMUS"
the Mac-Daddy of burgers. 10-ounce
prime burger with fresh arugula and
roasted tomatoes served on a bun made of
two awesome grilled ham and cheese
sandwiches! 10.95

Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Tonker on April 07, 2011, 01:11:57 PM
Quote from: Fork on April 07, 2011, 12:38:58 PM
Pete Miller's (http://www.petemillers.com) offers "The Maximus"

Quote

THE "MAXIMUS"
the Mac-Daddy of burgers. 10-ounce
prime burger with fresh arugula and
roasted tomatoes served on a bun made of
two awesome grilled ham and cheese
sandwiches! 10.95


God bless America.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: CBStew on April 07, 2011, 05:00:32 PM
Tonk's mention that Patty's is walking distance from where he is going to stay reminded me of a question that occured to me a long time ago.  Why didn't they name the streets in the order in which the presidents served?  It would have made it much easier for (some) visitors to get around.  Not to mention helping locals in American history class.  Instead we have Polk, Harrison Van Buren, Jackson, Adams (which one?) Monroe, Madison and Washington, in that order.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on April 07, 2011, 05:24:36 PM
Quote from: CBStew on April 07, 2011, 05:00:32 PM
Adams (which one?)

I assume the elder, as Quincy is a block south.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: PenPho on April 07, 2011, 05:27:10 PM
Quote from: CBStew on April 07, 2011, 05:00:32 PM
Tonk's mention that Patty's is walking distance from where he is going to stay reminded me of a question that occured to me a long time ago.  Why didn't they name the streets in the order in which the presidents served?  It would have made it much easier for (some) visitors to get around.  Not to mention helping locals in American history class.  Instead we have Polk, Harrison Van Buren, Jackson, Adams (which one?) Monroe, Madison and Washington, in that order.

They are in order, just start with Washington and go the other way.

Washington (1)
Madison (4)
Monroe (5)
Adams (6) - this is Quincy Adams.
Jackson (7)
Van Buren (8)
Harrison (9)
Polk (11)

I don't know why Adams, Jefferson and Tyler aren't included, but the rest are in order.

Edit: I don't think this is actually true, meaning that Adams is actually named after the 2nd president, but it doesn't work with the rest of the order, so I'm changing it to Quincy Adams.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: CBStew on April 07, 2011, 06:09:02 PM
Quote from: PenPho on April 07, 2011, 05:27:10 PM
Quote from: CBStew on April 07, 2011, 05:00:32 PM
Tonk's mention that Patty's is walking distance from where he is going to stay reminded me of a question that occured to me a long time ago.  Why didn't they name the streets in the order in which the presidents served?  It would have made it much easier for (some) visitors to get around.  Not to mention helping locals in American history class.  Instead we have Polk, Harrison Van Buren, Jackson, Adams (which one?) Monroe, Madison and Washington, in that order.

They are in order, just start with Washington and go the other way.

Washington (1)
Madison (4)
Monroe (5)
Adams (6) - this is Quincy Adams.
Jackson (7)
Van Buren (8)
Harrison (9)
Polk (11)

I don't know why Adams, Jefferson and Tyler aren't included, but the rest are in order.

Edit: I don't think this is actually true, meaning that Adams is actually named after the 2nd president, but it doesn't work with the rest of the order, so I'm changing it to Quincy Adams.


Thank you, but now I am going to wonder why they excluded Adams 1, Jefferson and Tyler.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Tonker on April 08, 2011, 02:00:38 AM
Quote from: CBStew on April 07, 2011, 06:09:02 PM
Quote from: PenPho on April 07, 2011, 05:27:10 PM
Quote from: CBStew on April 07, 2011, 05:00:32 PM
Tonk's mention that Patty's is walking distance from where he is going to stay reminded me of a question that occured to me a long time ago.  Why didn't they name the streets in the order in which the presidents served?  It would have made it much easier for (some) visitors to get around.  Not to mention helping locals in American history class.  Instead we have Polk, Harrison Van Buren, Jackson, Adams (which one?) Monroe, Madison and Washington, in that order.

They are in order, just start with Washington and go the other way.

Washington (1)
Madison (4)
Monroe (5)
Adams (6) - this is Quincy Adams.
Jackson (7)
Van Buren (8)
Harrison (9)
Polk (11)

I don't know why Adams, Jefferson and Tyler aren't included, but the rest are in order.

Edit: I don't think this is actually true, meaning that Adams is actually named after the 2nd president, but it doesn't work with the rest of the order, so I'm changing it to Quincy Adams.


Thank you, but now I am going to wonder why they excluded Adams 1, Jefferson and Tyler.

And where, for the love of God, is Jimmy Carter street?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Bort on April 08, 2011, 08:42:22 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 08, 2011, 02:00:38 AM
Quote from: CBStew on April 07, 2011, 06:09:02 PM
Quote from: PenPho on April 07, 2011, 05:27:10 PM
Quote from: CBStew on April 07, 2011, 05:00:32 PM
Tonk's mention that Patty's is walking distance from where he is going to stay reminded me of a question that occured to me a long time ago.  Why didn't they name the streets in the order in which the presidents served?  It would have made it much easier for (some) visitors to get around.  Not to mention helping locals in American history class.  Instead we have Polk, Harrison Van Buren, Jackson, Adams (which one?) Monroe, Madison and Washington, in that order.

They are in order, just start with Washington and go the other way.

Washington (1)
Madison (4)
Monroe (5)
Adams (6) - this is Quincy Adams.
Jackson (7)
Van Buren (8)
Harrison (9)
Polk (11)

I don't know why Adams, Jefferson and Tyler aren't included, but the rest are in order.

Edit: I don't think this is actually true, meaning that Adams is actually named after the 2nd president, but it doesn't work with the rest of the order, so I'm changing it to Quincy Adams.


Thank you, but now I am going to wonder why they excluded Adams 1, Jefferson and Tyler.

And where, for the love of God, is Jimmy Carter street?

Jimmy Carter? He's history's greatest monster!
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on April 08, 2011, 10:31:29 AM
Tyler seems to be the biggest ommision, as at least there's a consistent, chronological run from Madison through Van Buren, and picks up, after Congress, with Polk, who followed Tyler, presidentially speaking.  The street Quincy also is an itty-bitty "half-street" which rests between Adams and Jackson (though it's a minor street it does have its own El stop), further proof that the "Adams" in question is John II.

Edit:  Someone's done some 'splainin' about Tyler Street. (http://www.historywire.com/2007/02/john_tyler_forg.html)
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Internet Apex on April 08, 2011, 10:42:43 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 08, 2011, 10:31:29 AM
Tyler seems to be the biggest ommision, as at least there's a consistent, chronological run from Madison through Van Buren, and picks up, after Congress, with Polk, who followed Tyler, presidentially speaking.  The street Quincy also is an itty-bitty "half-street" which rests between Adams and Jackson (though it's a minor street it does have its own El stop), further proof that the "Adams" in question is John II.

Edit:  Someone's done some 'splainin' about Tyler Street. (http://www.historywire.com/2007/02/john_tyler_forg.html)

All this presidential talk has got me hungry. *inserts Obmadong*
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Oleg on April 08, 2011, 10:50:04 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 08, 2011, 10:31:29 AM
Tyler seems to be the biggest ommision, as at least there's a consistent, chronological run from Madison through Van Buren, and picks up, after Congress, with Polk, who followed Tyler, presidentially speaking.  The street Quincy also is an itty-bitty "half-street" which rests between Adams and Jackson (though it's a minor street it does have its own El stop), further proof that the "Adams" in question is John II.

Edit:  Someone's done some 'splainin' about Tyler Street. (http://www.historywire.com/2007/02/john_tyler_forg.html)

Sounds like you and this Steve Goddard ought to get a room.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Slaky on April 08, 2011, 12:01:40 PM
Quote from: Oleg on April 08, 2011, 10:50:04 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 08, 2011, 10:31:29 AM
Tyler seems to be the biggest ommision, as at least there's a consistent, chronological run from Madison through Van Buren, and picks up, after Congress, with Polk, who followed Tyler, presidentially speaking.  The street Quincy also is an itty-bitty "half-street" which rests between Adams and Jackson (though it's a minor street it does have its own El stop), further proof that the "Adams" in question is John II.

Edit:  Someone's done some 'splainin' about Tyler Street. (http://www.historywire.com/2007/02/john_tyler_forg.html)

Sounds like you and this Steve Goddard ought to get a room.

Yeah - and when you get in there you should fuck.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: CBStew on April 08, 2011, 12:08:55 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 08, 2011, 12:01:40 PM
Quote from: Oleg on April 08, 2011, 10:50:04 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 08, 2011, 10:31:29 AM
Tyler seems to be the biggest ommision, as at least there's a consistent, chronological run from Madison through Van Buren, and picks up, after Congress, with Polk, who followed Tyler, presidentially speaking.  The street Quincy also is an itty-bitty "half-street" which rests between Adams and Jackson (though it's a minor street it does have its own El stop), further proof that the "Adams" in question is John II.

Edit:  Someone's done some 'splainin' about Tyler Street. (http://www.historywire.com/2007/02/john_tyler_forg.html)

Sounds like you and this Steve Goddard ought to get a room.

Yeah - and when you get in there you should fuck.

O.K. Goddard, if you are so smart, tell us what happened to Jefferson and Adams I.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on April 08, 2011, 12:45:29 PM
Quote from: CBStew on April 08, 2011, 12:08:55 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 08, 2011, 12:01:40 PM
Quote from: Oleg on April 08, 2011, 10:50:04 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 08, 2011, 10:31:29 AM
Tyler seems to be the biggest ommision, as at least there's a consistent, chronological run from Madison through Van Buren, and picks up, after Congress, with Polk, who followed Tyler, presidentially speaking.  The street Quincy also is an itty-bitty "half-street" which rests between Adams and Jackson (though it's a minor street it does have its own El stop), further proof that the "Adams" in question is John II.

Edit:  Someone's done some 'splainin' about Tyler Street. (http://www.historywire.com/2007/02/john_tyler_forg.html)

Sounds like you and this Steve Goddard ought to get a room.

Yeah - and when you get in there you should fuck.

O.K. Goddard, if you are so smart, tell us what happened to Jefferson and Adams I.

http://chicagology.com/chicago-geography/streetnames/

QuoteThe first survey of Chicago was made in 1830 by James Thompson, and embraced an area of about three-eighths of a square mile. Besides the garrison at Fort Dearborn, the population did not exceed 100. Three of the boundary streets of the village were named after the most prominent men of the day, the survey showing that Washington street was the south boundary, Jefferson street the west, Kinzie street the north, and Dearborn street the east. Dearborn street was named after the fort, which in turn was named after General Henry Dearborn, Secretary of War, Kinzie street took its name from John Kinzie, the early white settler, while the others were named after George Washington and Thomas Jefferson.

...

As the town grew the political fights of the villagers were reflected in the naming of new streets. In those days politics were far more passionate than now. When the first street south of Washington was laid out, federalists wanted to name it Adams, after the second president, while the opposition wanted to name it Madison, Madison carried the day. Later a similar fight occurred over naming the street south of Madison. The federalists were beaten in their attempt to name it after President Adams and the street was christened after President Monroe. When the next street was laid out, however, the federalists managed to win, and it was called Adams street. The anti-fedralists, however, were unable to indorse with gusto the election of John Quincy Adams, and accordingly they bestowed his name upon the narrow little street abutting the post office. Jackson, Van Buren, Harrison, Tyler, Polk and Taylor had streets named after them, but Filmore was ignored, and after Tyler left the Whig party his name was taken from the street, which was rechristened Congress street.

Related: http://www.chsmedia.org/househistory/nameChanges/start.pdf
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: thehawk on April 08, 2011, 12:48:19 PM
BURGERS.  SPORTS
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on April 08, 2011, 12:50:38 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 08, 2011, 12:45:29 PM
Quote from: CBStew on April 08, 2011, 12:08:55 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 08, 2011, 12:01:40 PM
Quote from: Oleg on April 08, 2011, 10:50:04 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 08, 2011, 10:31:29 AM
Tyler seems to be the biggest ommision, as at least there's a consistent, chronological run from Madison through Van Buren, and picks up, after Congress, with Polk, who followed Tyler, presidentially speaking.  The street Quincy also is an itty-bitty "half-street" which rests between Adams and Jackson (though it's a minor street it does have its own El stop), further proof that the "Adams" in question is John II.

Edit:  Someone's done some 'splainin' about Tyler Street. (http://www.historywire.com/2007/02/john_tyler_forg.html)

Sounds like you and this Steve Goddard ought to get a room.

Yeah - and when you get in there you should fuck.

O.K. Goddard, if you are so smart, tell us what happened to Jefferson and Adams I.

http://chicagology.com/chicago-geography/streetnames/

QuoteThe first survey of Chicago was made in 1830 by James Thompson, and embraced an area of about three-eighths of a square mile. Besides the garrison at Fort Dearborn, the population did not exceed 100. Three of the boundary streets of the village were named after the most prominent men of the day, the survey showing that Washington street was the south boundary, Jefferson street the west, Kinzie street the north, and Dearborn street the east. Dearborn street was named after the fort, which in turn was named after General Henry Dearborn, Secretary of War, Kinzie street took its name from John Kinzie, the early white settler, while the others were named after George Washington and Thomas Jefferson.

...

As the town grew the political fights of the villagers were reflected in the naming of new streets. In those days politics were far more passionate than now. When the first street south of Washington was laid out, federalists wanted to name it Adams, after the second president, while the opposition wanted to name it Madison, Madison carried the day. Later a similar fight occurred over naming the street south of Madison. The federalists were beaten in their attempt to name it after President Adams and the street was christened after President Monroe. When the next street was laid out, however, the federalists managed to win, and it was called Adams street. The anti-fedralists, however, were unable to indorse with gusto the election of John Quincy Adams, and accordingly they bestowed his name upon the narrow little street abutting the post office. Jackson, Van Buren, Harrison, Tyler, Polk and Taylor had streets named after them, but Filmore was ignored, and after Tyler left the Whig party his name was taken from the street, which was rechristened Congress street.

Related: http://www.chsmedia.org/househistory/nameChanges/start.pdf

Man, Chicago was one anti-Federalist town, amirite?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on April 08, 2011, 01:28:52 PM
Quote from: PANK! on April 08, 2011, 12:50:38 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 08, 2011, 12:45:29 PM
Quote from: CBStew on April 08, 2011, 12:08:55 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 08, 2011, 12:01:40 PM
Quote from: Oleg on April 08, 2011, 10:50:04 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 08, 2011, 10:31:29 AM
Tyler seems to be the biggest ommision, as at least there's a consistent, chronological run from Madison through Van Buren, and picks up, after Congress, with Polk, who followed Tyler, presidentially speaking.  The street Quincy also is an itty-bitty "half-street" which rests between Adams and Jackson (though it's a minor street it does have its own El stop), further proof that the "Adams" in question is John II.

Edit:  Someone's done some 'splainin' about Tyler Street. (http://www.historywire.com/2007/02/john_tyler_forg.html)

Sounds like you and this Steve Goddard ought to get a room.

Yeah - and when you get in there you should fuck.

O.K. Goddard, if you are so smart, tell us what happened to Jefferson and Adams I.

http://chicagology.com/chicago-geography/streetnames/

QuoteThe first survey of Chicago was made in 1830 by James Thompson, and embraced an area of about three-eighths of a square mile. Besides the garrison at Fort Dearborn, the population did not exceed 100. Three of the boundary streets of the village were named after the most prominent men of the day, the survey showing that Washington street was the south boundary, Jefferson street the west, Kinzie street the north, and Dearborn street the east. Dearborn street was named after the fort, which in turn was named after General Henry Dearborn, Secretary of War, Kinzie street took its name from John Kinzie, the early white settler, while the others were named after George Washington and Thomas Jefferson.

...

As the town grew the political fights of the villagers were reflected in the naming of new streets. In those days politics were far more passionate than now. When the first street south of Washington was laid out, federalists wanted to name it Adams, after the second president, while the opposition wanted to name it Madison, Madison carried the day. Later a similar fight occurred over naming the street south of Madison. The federalists were beaten in their attempt to name it after President Adams and the street was christened after President Monroe. When the next street was laid out, however, the federalists managed to win, and it was called Adams street. The anti-fedralists, however, were unable to indorse with gusto the election of John Quincy Adams, and accordingly they bestowed his name upon the narrow little street abutting the post office. Jackson, Van Buren, Harrison, Tyler, Polk and Taylor had streets named after them, but Filmore was ignored, and after Tyler left the Whig party his name was taken from the street, which was rechristened Congress street.

Related: http://www.chsmedia.org/househistory/nameChanges/start.pdf

Man, Chicago was one anti-Federalist town, amirite?

Well, the banking industry is a den of vipers and thieves.

Just ask Morph.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on April 08, 2011, 01:39:01 PM
Thompson's 1830 survey:

(http://i.imgur.com/FaRoI.jpg)

Hey, look... Block 37!

Higher res (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/15/Thompson_Chicago_plat_1830.jpg).
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Slaky on April 08, 2011, 01:45:42 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 08, 2011, 01:39:01 PM
Thompson's 1830 survey:

(http://i.imgur.com/FaRoI.jpg)

Hey, look... Block 37!

Higher res (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/15/Thompson_Chicago_plat_1830.jpg).

Poor Carroll. He coulda been somebody.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: R-V on April 08, 2011, 01:47:45 PM
QuoteKinzie street took its name from John Kinzie, the early white settler

Is that qualifier really necessary?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Slaky on April 08, 2011, 01:48:30 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 08, 2011, 01:47:45 PM
QuoteKinzie street took its name from John Kinzie, the early white settler

Is that qualifier really necessary?


Well the early settlers were Native American. And Kinzie, as you can tell, is obviously just the sort of name Native Americans had. 57% of them come from the Kinzie bloodline.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on April 08, 2011, 01:56:05 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 08, 2011, 01:45:42 PM
Poor Carroll. He coulda been somebody.

I blame the Kennedys. And, by association, Huey.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Slaky on April 08, 2011, 02:06:52 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 08, 2011, 01:56:05 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 08, 2011, 01:45:42 PM
Poor Carroll. He coulda been somebody.

I blame the Kennedys. And, by association, Huey.

I'm unable to find the answer - what happened to Carroll? The street, I mean.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on April 08, 2011, 02:17:56 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 08, 2011, 02:06:52 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 08, 2011, 01:56:05 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 08, 2011, 01:45:42 PM
Poor Carroll. He coulda been somebody.

I blame the Kennedys. And, by association, Huey.

I'm unable to find the answer - what happened to Carroll? The street, I mean.

It's mostly an alley now, and apparently disused rail right of way.

Here's a look at the remains of it in the heart of Hueyville. (http://www.flickr.com/photos/strannik45/5137772842/)

Part of CDOT's latest $15 billion (no, really) Central Area Action Plan appears to be bus rapid transit along this right of way (the Carroll Avenue Transitway) connecting Streeterville to a new West Loop subway running down Clinton.

Mr. Carroll (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Carroll_of_Carrollton) could be relevant again yet!

QuoteHe was the only Catholic and the longest-lived (and last surviving) signatory of the Declaration of Independence, dying at the age of 95.

Forget it, Slak. It's Micktown.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: CBStew on April 08, 2011, 02:58:11 PM
I try to explain to people what Desipio is all about, but they would have to see this thread themselves to believe it.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: flannj on April 08, 2011, 03:12:40 PM
Quote from: CBStew on April 08, 2011, 02:58:11 PM
I try to explain to people what Desipio is all about, but they would have to see this thread themselves to believe it.

I doubt this thread would add any clarity at all.

Which I suppose is your point.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Slaky on April 08, 2011, 03:26:55 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 08, 2011, 02:17:56 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 08, 2011, 02:06:52 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 08, 2011, 01:56:05 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 08, 2011, 01:45:42 PM
Poor Carroll. He coulda been somebody.

I blame the Kennedys. And, by association, Huey.

I'm unable to find the answer - what happened to Carroll? The street, I mean.

It's mostly an alley now, and apparently disused rail right of way.

Here's a look at the remains of it in the heart of Hueyville. (http://www.flickr.com/photos/strannik45/5137772842/)

Part of CDOT's latest $15 billion (no, really) Central Area Action Plan appears to be bus rapid transit along this right of way (the Carroll Avenue Transitway) connecting Streeterville to a new West Loop subway running down Clinton.

Mr. Carroll (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Carroll_of_Carrollton) could be relevant again yet!

QuoteHe was the only Catholic and the longest-lived (and last surviving) signatory of the Declaration of Independence, dying at the age of 95.

Forget it, Slak. It's Micktown.

Outstanding. I love this city.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Wheezer on April 08, 2011, 04:24:42 PM
Quote from: Tonker on April 07, 2011, 01:11:57 PM
Quote from: Fork on April 07, 2011, 12:38:58 PM
Pete Miller's (http://www.petemillers.com) offers "The Maximus"

Quote
THE "MAXIMUS"
the Mac-Daddy of burgers. 10-ounce
prime burger with fresh arugula and
roasted tomatoes served on a bun made of
two awesome grilled ham and cheese
sandwiches! 10.95

God bless America.

ARUGULA IS A NONNATIVE INVASIVE WEED.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Slaky on April 08, 2011, 04:43:46 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on April 08, 2011, 04:24:42 PM
Quote from: Tonker on April 07, 2011, 01:11:57 PM
Quote from: Fork on April 07, 2011, 12:38:58 PM
Pete Miller's (http://www.petemillers.com) offers "The Maximus"

Quote
THE "MAXIMUS"
the Mac-Daddy of burgers. 10-ounce
prime burger with fresh arugula and
roasted tomatoes served on a bun made of
two awesome grilled ham and cheese
sandwiches! 10.95

God bless America.

ARUGULA IS A NONNATIVE INVASIVE WEED.

I prefer Rocket.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Tonker on April 09, 2011, 04:02:13 AM
Quote from: Slaky on April 08, 2011, 04:43:46 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on April 08, 2011, 04:24:42 PM
Quote from: Tonker on April 07, 2011, 01:11:57 PM
Quote from: Fork on April 07, 2011, 12:38:58 PM
Pete Miller's (http://www.petemillers.com) offers "The Maximus"

Quote
THE "MAXIMUS"
the Mac-Daddy of burgers. 10-ounce
prime burger with fresh arugula and
roasted tomatoes served on a bun made of
two awesome grilled ham and cheese
sandwiches! 10.95

God bless America.

ARUGULA IS A NONNATIVE INVASIVE WEED.

I prefer Rocket.

I've heard that.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Slaky on April 09, 2011, 07:08:08 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 09, 2011, 04:02:13 AM
Quote from: Slaky on April 08, 2011, 04:43:46 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on April 08, 2011, 04:24:42 PM
Quote from: Tonker on April 07, 2011, 01:11:57 PM
Quote from: Fork on April 07, 2011, 12:38:58 PM
Pete Miller's (http://www.petemillers.com) offers "The Maximus"

Quote
THE "MAXIMUS"
the Mac-Daddy of burgers. 10-ounce
prime burger with fresh arugula and
roasted tomatoes served on a bun made of
two awesome grilled ham and cheese
sandwiches! 10.95

God bless America.

ARUGULA IS A NONNATIVE INVASIVE WEED.

I prefer Rocket.

I've heard that.

(||)
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Oleg on April 24, 2011, 10:12:44 AM
In L.A.  Had a burger at a joint in the Los Feliz neighborhood last night called Umami Burger.  I had something they called a truffle burger.  They put a truffle glaze on the burger and some other delicious, truffle cheese.  No, I'm not sure what truffle cheese is.

Good clean burger that they undercooked a little, which was fine by me.

The sweet potato fries came with a garlic aoili that was closer to mayo that usual aoili is, but they were awesome, too.

If in LA, I can recommend this joint.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Richard Chuggar on April 24, 2011, 10:35:25 AM
Quote from: Oleg on April 24, 2011, 10:12:44 AM
In L.A.  Had a burger at a joint in the Los Feliz neighborhood last night called Umami Burger.  I had something they called a truffle burger.  They put a truffle glaze on the burger and some other delicious, truffle cheese.  No, I'm not sure what truffle cheese is.

Good clean burger that they undercooked a little, which was fine by me.

The sweet potato fries came with a garlic aoili that was closer to mayo that usual aoili is, but they were awesome, too.

If in LA, I can recommend this joint.

Did you go to California or something?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Oleg on April 25, 2011, 08:38:44 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on April 24, 2011, 10:35:25 AM
Quote from: Oleg on April 24, 2011, 10:12:44 AM
In L.A.  Had a burger at a joint in the Los Feliz neighborhood last night called Umami Burger.  I had something they called a truffle burger.  They put a truffle glaze on the burger and some other delicious, truffle cheese.  No, I'm not sure what truffle cheese is.

Good clean burger that they undercooked a little, which was fine by me.

The sweet potato fries came with a garlic aoili that was closer to mayo that usual aoili is, but they were awesome, too.

If in LA, I can recommend this joint.

Did you go to California or something?

Yes.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: BH on April 25, 2011, 09:02:38 AM
Quote from: Oleg on April 25, 2011, 08:38:44 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on April 24, 2011, 10:35:25 AM
Quote from: Oleg on April 24, 2011, 10:12:44 AM
In L.A.  Had a burger at a joint in the Los Feliz neighborhood last night called Umami Burger.  I had something they called a truffle burger.  They put a truffle glaze on the burger and some other delicious, truffle cheese.  No, I'm not sure what truffle cheese is.

Good clean burger that they undercooked a little, which was fine by me.

The sweet potato fries came with a garlic aoili that was closer to mayo that usual aoili is, but they were awesome, too.

If in LA, I can recommend this joint.

Did you go to California or something?

Yes.

I'm having a hard time trying to figure out which one of your beautiful landscape pictures you put on facebook to use as my desktop wallpaper.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Oleg on April 25, 2011, 10:08:57 AM
Quote from: BH on April 25, 2011, 09:02:38 AM
Quote from: Oleg on April 25, 2011, 08:38:44 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on April 24, 2011, 10:35:25 AM
Quote from: Oleg on April 24, 2011, 10:12:44 AM
In L.A.  Had a burger at a joint in the Los Feliz neighborhood last night called Umami Burger.  I had something they called a truffle burger.  They put a truffle glaze on the burger and some other delicious, truffle cheese.  No, I'm not sure what truffle cheese is.

Good clean burger that they undercooked a little, which was fine by me.

The sweet potato fries came with a garlic aoili that was closer to mayo that usual aoili is, but they were awesome, too.

If in LA, I can recommend this joint.

Did you go to California or something?

Yes.

I'm having a hard time trying to figure out which one of your beautiful landscape pictures you put on facebook to use as my desktop wallpaper.

You can't go wrong with any of them.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Richard Chuggar on April 25, 2011, 10:20:11 AM
Quote from: Oleg on April 25, 2011, 10:08:57 AM
Quote from: BH on April 25, 2011, 09:02:38 AM
Quote from: Oleg on April 25, 2011, 08:38:44 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on April 24, 2011, 10:35:25 AM
Quote from: Oleg on April 24, 2011, 10:12:44 AM
In L.A.  Had a burger at a joint in the Los Feliz neighborhood last night called Umami Burger.  I had something they called a truffle burger.  They put a truffle glaze on the burger and some other delicious, truffle cheese.  No, I'm not sure what truffle cheese is.

Good clean burger that they undercooked a little, which was fine by me.

The sweet potato fries came with a garlic aoili that was closer to mayo that usual aoili is, but they were awesome, too.

If in LA, I can recommend this joint.

Did you go to California or something?

Yes.

I'm having a hard time trying to figure out which one of your beautiful landscape pictures you put on facebook to use as my desktop wallpaper.

You can't go wrong with any of them.

Use the one where he's posing like a fag.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Oleg on April 25, 2011, 10:30:10 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on April 25, 2011, 10:20:11 AM
Quote from: Oleg on April 25, 2011, 10:08:57 AM
Quote from: BH on April 25, 2011, 09:02:38 AM
Quote from: Oleg on April 25, 2011, 08:38:44 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on April 24, 2011, 10:35:25 AM
Quote from: Oleg on April 24, 2011, 10:12:44 AM
In L.A.  Had a burger at a joint in the Los Feliz neighborhood last night called Umami Burger.  I had something they called a truffle burger.  They put a truffle glaze on the burger and some other delicious, truffle cheese.  No, I'm not sure what truffle cheese is.

Good clean burger that they undercooked a little, which was fine by me.

The sweet potato fries came with a garlic aoili that was closer to mayo that usual aoili is, but they were awesome, too.

If in LA, I can recommend this joint.

Did you go to California or something?

Yes.

I'm having a hard time trying to figure out which one of your beautiful landscape pictures you put on facebook to use as my desktop wallpaper.

You can't go wrong with any of them.

Use the one where he's posing like a fag Takei.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: BH on April 25, 2011, 11:13:02 AM
Quote from: Oleg on April 25, 2011, 10:30:10 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on April 25, 2011, 10:20:11 AM
Quote from: Oleg on April 25, 2011, 10:08:57 AM
Quote from: BH on April 25, 2011, 09:02:38 AM
Quote from: Oleg on April 25, 2011, 08:38:44 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on April 24, 2011, 10:35:25 AM
Quote from: Oleg on April 24, 2011, 10:12:44 AM
In L.A.  Had a burger at a joint in the Los Feliz neighborhood last night called Umami Burger.  I had something they called a truffle burger.  They put a truffle glaze on the burger and some other delicious, truffle cheese.  No, I'm not sure what truffle cheese is.

Good clean burger that they undercooked a little, which was fine by me.

The sweet potato fries came with a garlic aoili that was closer to mayo that usual aoili is, but they were awesome, too.

If in LA, I can recommend this joint.

Did you go to California or something?

Yes.

I'm having a hard time trying to figure out which one of your beautiful landscape pictures you put on facebook to use as my desktop wallpaper.

You can't go wrong with any of them.

Use the one where he's posing like a fag Takei.

I ended up choosing the pic with Oleg, the lizard, clay aiken and van cleef eating moonpies near the hollywood sign.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: CBStew on April 25, 2011, 11:37:32 AM
Quote from: Oleg on April 24, 2011, 10:12:44 AM
In L.A.  Had a burger at a joint in the Los Feliz neighborhood last night called Umami Burger. ...

You read it wrong.  It's "Yo Mama Burger".
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Richard Chuggar on April 25, 2011, 11:47:22 AM
Quote from: CBStew on April 25, 2011, 11:37:32 AM
Quote from: Oleg on April 24, 2011, 10:12:44 AM
In L.A.  Had a burger at a joint in the Los Feliz neighborhood last night called Umami Burger. ...

You read it wrong.  It's "Yo Mama Burger".

(http://www.mtv.com/onair/yo_momma/NEW_main_image_6_2007/yo-mama_281x211.jpg)
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: thehawk on June 02, 2011, 09:56:08 AM
While going over old territory, it should be noted that the Burger from Kuma's can nearly mend a Cub's fan broken heart.  More important, the patio is now open, so if you get there before 5:30 on a weekday, there is actually no line.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Tony on June 02, 2011, 10:47:25 AM
Flub a Dub Chub's makes a tasty burger. Thanks to Tonker for showing me a new burger place in the city I live in.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Oleg on June 02, 2011, 12:24:42 PM
Quote from: thehawk on June 02, 2011, 09:56:08 AM
While going over old territory, it should be noted that the Burger from Kuma's can nearly mend a Cub's fan broken heart.  More important, the patio is now open, so if you get there before 5:30 on a weekday, there is actually no line.

S&G steak and eggs for breakfast + Kuma's Corner for dinner + Scooter's custard for desert = not giving a shit what happened between 1:20 and 4:15.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Tonker on June 01, 2012, 12:23:36 PM
Kuma's has new burgers on the menu, as of now:

King Bong - Garlic Pork, Mustard Braised Sweet Onion, White Cheddar, Deep Fried Prosciutto
Howl - Caramelized Onion, Braised Skirt Steak, Merkts Cheddar, Fried Potato
Weekend Nachos - Bacon, Merkts Cheddar, Jalapeno, Pico De Gallo, Pickled Red Onion, Tortilla Strips, Minced Cilantro
Goatsnake - Herbed Goatcheese, Poblano corn salsa, Lemon Cholula Vinaigrette, Buttermilk Battered Fried Red Onion

Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Tonker on June 01, 2012, 12:25:42 PM
DPD.  Also:

Appetizers:
Texas Chili - All meat chili garnished with minced red onion, minced cilantro, lime juice
Hot Sausage Grit Fritters - Hot italian sausage, scallions, monterey jack, cheddar, parmesan, roasted red pepper puree

Sandwiches:
APMD - 10oz. applewood smoked bacon, sriracha aioli, tomato, lettuce
Tora - Garlic pork, bacon, cheddar, two fried eggs

There are some new salads, too, but who the fuck cares?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Oleg on June 01, 2012, 12:47:10 PM
Quote from: Tonker on June 01, 2012, 12:25:42 PM
DPD.  Also:

Appetizers:
Texas Chili - All meat chili garnished with minced red onion, minced cilantro, lime juice
Hot Sausage Grit Fritters - Hot italian sausage, scallions, monterey jack, cheddar, parmesan, roasted red pepper puree

Sandwiches:
APMD - 10oz. applewood smoked bacon, sriracha aioli, tomato, lettuce
Tora - Garlic pork, bacon, cheddar, two fried eggs

There are some new salads, too, but who the fuck cares?

You beat me to this by 20 minutes.  Stupid lunch.

I want all this.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Oleg on June 26, 2012, 10:00:24 AM
Burger (http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2012/06/padres-claim-mark-hamburger-off-waivers-from-rangers.html)?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: PenPho on June 26, 2012, 11:41:28 AM
HuffPo links to a terrible slideshow (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/26/americas-10-best-burgers_n_1625744.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000009#slide=1132462) of National Geographic's rankings of the 10 best burgers in America. 

I've only had one on the list (In N' Out) but I'm pretty sure this list is awful. 

Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Tonker on June 26, 2012, 11:52:05 AM
Quote from: PenPho on June 26, 2012, 11:41:28 AM
HuffPo links to a terrible slideshow (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/26/americas-10-best-burgers_n_1625744.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000009#slide=1132462) of National Geographic's rankings of the 10 best burgers in America. 

I've only had one on the list (In N' Out) but I'm pretty sure this list is awful. 



What a load of fucking bollocks.  So, of America's ten best burgers, not one of them is to be found between Albuquerque and New York?  What the fuck does National Geographic know about burgers anyway?  Fucking imbeciles.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: thehawk on June 26, 2012, 03:53:26 PM
Quote from: Tonker on June 26, 2012, 11:52:05 AM
Quote from: PenPho on June 26, 2012, 11:41:28 AM
HuffPo links to a terrible slideshow (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/26/americas-10-best-burgers_n_1625744.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000009#slide=1132462) of National Geographic's rankings of the 10 best burgers in America. 

I've only had one on the list (In N' Out) but I'm pretty sure this list is awful. 



What a load of fucking bollocks.  So, of America's ten best burgers, not one of them is to be found between Albuquerque and New York?  What the fuck does National Geographic know about burgers anyway?  Fucking imbeciles.

That list blows with one exception.  Gott's Roadside (also known as Taylor's Refresher) in St. Helena California is the real deal.  Its a damned tasty burger.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Tinker to Evers to Chance on June 26, 2012, 04:02:06 PM
Quote from: thehawk on June 26, 2012, 03:53:26 PM
Quote from: Tonker on June 26, 2012, 11:52:05 AM
Quote from: PenPho on June 26, 2012, 11:41:28 AM
HuffPo links to a terrible slideshow (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/26/americas-10-best-burgers_n_1625744.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000009#slide=1132462) of National Geographic's rankings of the 10 best burgers in America. 

I've only had one on the list (In N' Out) but I'm pretty sure this list is awful. 



What a load of fucking bollocks.  So, of America's ten best burgers, not one of them is to be found between Albuquerque and New York?  What the fuck does National Geographic know about burgers anyway?  Fucking imbeciles.

That list blows with one exception.  Gott's Roadside (also known as Taylor's Refresher) in St. Helena California is the real deal.  Its a damned tasty burger.

Lotaburger is pretty damn good, but New Mexico's best burgers are at the Buckhorn Tavern.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 26, 2012, 05:03:28 PM
You'd think National Geographic would get around more.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Quality Start Machine on July 10, 2012, 02:45:34 PM
DPD.

Anyone been here (http://butcherandtheburger.com/dinner-menu/) yet?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Tonker on July 10, 2012, 02:59:38 PM
Quote from: Fork on July 10, 2012, 02:45:34 PM
DPD.

Anyone been here (http://butcherandtheburger.com/dinner-menu/) yet?

Yes.  Me.  In about three weeks' time.  Holy fucking shit.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on July 10, 2012, 06:38:40 PM
Quote from: Fork on July 10, 2012, 02:45:34 PM
DPD.

Anyone been here (http://butcherandtheburger.com/dinner-menu/) yet?

The lack of a price next to the black truffle aioli means its free, right?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Oleg on July 11, 2012, 01:28:19 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 10, 2012, 06:38:40 PM
Quote from: Fork on July 10, 2012, 02:45:34 PM
DPD.

Anyone been here (http://butcherandtheburger.com/dinner-menu/) yet?

The lack of a price next to the black truffle aioli means its free, right?

And yet they expect us to pay extra for this monstrosity?

Quote
Bun
Pretzel – Add $.50
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: CBStew on July 11, 2012, 04:48:06 PM
Quote from: Tonker on July 10, 2012, 02:59:38 PM
Quote from: Fork on July 10, 2012, 02:45:34 PM
DPD.

Anyone been here (http://butcherandtheburger.com/dinner-menu/) yet?

Yes.  Me.  In about three weeks' time.  Holy fucking shit.

The Beef and Bison were grass fed, but were the lentils and brown rice grown under humane conditions?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Canadouche on July 12, 2012, 09:49:43 PM
Quote from: thehawk on June 26, 2012, 03:53:26 PM
Quote from: Tonker on June 26, 2012, 11:52:05 AM
Quote from: PenPho on June 26, 2012, 11:41:28 AM
HuffPo links to a terrible slideshow (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/26/americas-10-best-burgers_n_1625744.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000009#slide=1132462) of National Geographic's rankings of the 10 best burgers in America. 

I've only had one on the list (In N' Out) but I'm pretty sure this list is awful. 



What a load of fucking bollocks.  So, of America's ten best burgers, not one of them is to be found between Albuquerque and New York?  What the fuck does National Geographic know about burgers anyway?  Fucking imbeciles.

That list blows with one exception.  Gott's Roadside (also known as Taylor's Refresher) in St. Helena California is the real deal.  Its a damned tasty burger.

No love for Shake Shack?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: thehawk on July 13, 2012, 11:49:27 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on July 12, 2012, 09:49:43 PM
Quote from: thehawk on June 26, 2012, 03:53:26 PM
Quote from: Tonker on June 26, 2012, 11:52:05 AM
Quote from: PenPho on June 26, 2012, 11:41:28 AM
HuffPo links to a terrible slideshow (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/26/americas-10-best-burgers_n_1625744.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000009#slide=1132462) of National Geographic's rankings of the 10 best burgers in America. 

I've only had one on the list (In N' Out) but I'm pretty sure this list is awful. 



What a load of fucking bollocks.  So, of America's ten best burgers, not one of them is to be found between Albuquerque and New York?  What the fuck does National Geographic know about burgers anyway?  Fucking imbeciles.

That list blows with one exception.  Gott's Roadside (also known as Taylor's Refresher) in St. Helena California is the real deal.  Its a damned tasty burger.

No love for Shake Shack?

I admit it.... I've never been to Shake Shack
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Wheezer on August 18, 2012, 11:05:36 PM
I have come to the conclusion that short ribs alone double-ground on the coarse disk of the crank meat grinder are not an optimal approach. Not bad, mind you, and I was afraid they were going to be horrifying, lacking as I do a medium disk, but not optimal.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Quality Start Machine on October 11, 2012, 05:47:30 PM
Burger Boss on North Ave in Elmwood Park is a solid option, a little less expensive than Five Guys for the same quality.

But about 50 yards to the east is Johnnies Beef, which makes this place a one-and-done in my book.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: flannj on October 11, 2012, 05:56:55 PM
Quote from: Fork on October 11, 2012, 05:47:30 PM
Burger Boss on North Ave in Elmwood Park is a solid option, a little less expensive than Five Guys for the same quality.

But about 50 yards to the east is Johnnies Beef, which makes this place a one-and-done in my book.

The unflawed diamond of beef sammiches.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Quality Start Machine on November 26, 2012, 10:30:02 AM
Game changer (http://blog.zagat.com/2012/11/is-shake-shack-coming-to-chicago.html)?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Oleg on December 20, 2012, 05:05:42 PM
Just in time for the next Malortfest (http://chicago.eater.com/archives/2012/12/19/kumas-too-coming-february-the-counter-shuttered.php)?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on December 20, 2012, 06:04:21 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 20, 2012, 05:05:42 PM
Just in time for the next Malortfest (http://chicago.eater.com/archives/2012/12/19/kumas-too-coming-february-the-counter-shuttered.php)?

Quote666 W. Diversey

Awesome.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 15, 2013, 04:08:50 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21034942

QuoteHorse DNA has been found in some beef burgers being sold in UK and Irish supermarkets, the Republic of Ireland's food safety authority (FSAI) has said.

The FSAI said the meat came from two processing plants in Ireland, Liffey Meats and Silvercrest Foods, and the Dalepak Hambleton plant in Yorkshire.

It said they posed no health risk.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 15, 2013, 04:10:27 PM
Quote"In Ireland, it is not in our culture to eat horsemeat and therefore, we do not expect to find it in a burger," Professor Reilly added.

"PO-TA-TO"?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 15, 2013, 04:30:29 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 15, 2013, 04:08:50 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21034942

QuoteHorse DNA has been found in some beef burgers being sold in UK and Irish supermarkets, the Republic of Ireland's food safety authority (FSAI) has said.

The FSAI said the meat came from two processing plants in Ireland, Liffey Meats and Silvercrest Foods, and the Dalepak Hambleton plant in Yorkshire.

It said they posed no health risk.

Well, yeah - you never heard of Mad Horse Disease, did you?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Bort on January 15, 2013, 05:27:48 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 15, 2013, 04:10:27 PM
Quote"In Ireland, it is not in our culture to eat horsemeat and therefore, we do not expect to find it in a burger," Professor Reilly added.

"PO-TA-TO"?

I'm Bort, and I approve this message.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Tonker on January 16, 2013, 02:19:23 AM
You may be surprised to know* that horse meat salami is widely available here in the Netherlands.  When we first moved here I bought and ate it a couple of times without realising what it was.  It was, then, largely indistinguishable from beef salami - at least in my blind (ignorant) tasting.  I fucking hate horses anyway.

* By which I mean, of course, that what I am about to say will merely confirm all your worst prejudices about Europeans.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: PenFoe on January 16, 2013, 10:09:10 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 16, 2013, 02:19:23 AM
You may be surprised to know* that horse meat salami is widely available here in the Netherlands.  When we first moved here I bought and ate it a couple of times without realising what it was.  It was, then, largely indistinguishable from beef salami - at least in my blind (ignorant) tasting.  I fucking hate horses anyway.

* By which I mean, of course, that what I am about to say will merely confirm all your worst prejudices about Europeans.

(http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/35894_o.gif)
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Quality Start Machine on February 19, 2013, 08:36:37 AM
Zagat hearts Edzo's (http://blog.zagat.com/2013/02/the-best-burgers-in-25-cities.html).
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: thehawk on February 19, 2013, 11:35:24 AM
Kuma's Too is now open at 666 (of course) West Diversey
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Quality Start Machine on April 30, 2013, 01:09:06 PM
Quote from: thehawk on February 19, 2013, 11:35:24 AM
Kuma's Too is now open at 666 (of course) West Diversey

They told us 45 minutes on Saturday around 5:30, took us in 30. If the Cubs were in town, it would be worse. Of course, who'd be crazy enough to try going to Kuma's after a Cub game?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Tonker on April 30, 2013, 01:53:53 PM
Quote from: Fork on April 30, 2013, 01:09:06 PM
Quote from: thehawk on February 19, 2013, 11:35:24 AM
Kuma's Too is now open at 666 (of course) West Diversey

They told us 45 minutes on Saturday around 5:30, took us in 30. If the Cubs were in town, it would be worse. Of course, who'd be crazy enough to try going to Kuma's after a Cub game?

I've been to Kuma's after a Cubs' game, with Hawk, Oleg and Bort: the patio was open and there was no wait at all.  We all ate a Tonkful, and then went for frozen custard.  No, I think you mean "who would be crazy enough to try going to Kuma's at five o'clock on a Friday evening and then complain about the wait?"  Because you'd have to be a special kind of dimwit to do that.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on April 30, 2013, 06:06:32 PM
Quote from: Fork on April 30, 2013, 01:09:06 PM
Quote from: thehawk on February 19, 2013, 11:35:24 AM
Kuma's Too is now open at 666 (of course) West Diversey

They told us 45 minutes on Saturday around 5:30, took us in 30. If the Cubs were in town, it would be worse. Of course, who'd be crazy enough to try going to Kuma's after a Cub game?

Went to the original on Belmont after Opening Day and got seated right away.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Oleg on May 01, 2013, 01:56:59 PM
I'm proud to say that I was involved in all three of the previous posts.

Which reminds me, new month, new burger of the month!
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Quality Start Machine on May 01, 2013, 02:26:12 PM
Quote from: Oleg on May 01, 2013, 01:56:59 PM
I'm proud to say that I was involved in all three of the previous posts.

Which reminds me, new month, new burger of the month!

Which means, take Oleg and you don't wait for a table.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Tonker on May 01, 2013, 03:14:06 PM
Quote from: PANK! on April 30, 2013, 06:06:32 PM
Quote from: Fork on April 30, 2013, 01:09:06 PM
Quote from: thehawk on February 19, 2013, 11:35:24 AM
Kuma's Too is now open at 666 (of course) West Diversey

They told us 45 minutes on Saturday around 5:30, took us in 30. If the Cubs were in town, it would be worse. Of course, who'd be crazy enough to try going to Kuma's after a Cub game?

Went to the original on Belmont after Opening Day and got seated right away.

Wait... Huey finally went to Kuma's?  What did you have?  What did you think?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on May 01, 2013, 03:41:24 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 01, 2013, 03:14:06 PM
Wait... Huey finally went to Kuma's?  What did you have?  What did you think?
He had the Die Hard burger.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Quality Start Machine on May 01, 2013, 03:43:39 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 01, 2013, 03:14:06 PM
Quote from: PANK! on April 30, 2013, 06:06:32 PM
Quote from: Fork on April 30, 2013, 01:09:06 PM
Quote from: thehawk on February 19, 2013, 11:35:24 AM
Kuma's Too is now open at 666 (of course) West Diversey

They told us 45 minutes on Saturday around 5:30, took us in 30. If the Cubs were in town, it would be worse. Of course, who'd be crazy enough to try going to Kuma's after a Cub game?

Went to the original on Belmont after Opening Day and got seated right away.

Wait... Huey finally went to Kuma's?  What did you have?  What did you think?

He had a potato.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: PenFoe on October 03, 2013, 03:33:39 PM
Never change, Chicago.  (http://www.grubstreet.com/2013/10/rockit-burger-made-with-mac-and-cheese-bun.html?om_rid=AABKEn&om_mid=_BSTb7dB81dov-C)

(http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/grub/2013/10/02/02-rockit-mac-attack-burger.o.jpg/a_560x375.jpg)

Quote
Riding the bunnovation bandwagon that birthed the ramen burger and the doughnut burger, Chicago's Rockit Bar & Grill recently debuted a Mac Attack burger. The "bun" for this particular concoction is just patties of deep-fried mac and cheese. Rockit will only be selling these bad boys through Sunday, but if it's a hit — and given the state of the American diet, why wouldn't it be? — expect to see knockoff Mac Attacks popping up around the country soon.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: R-V on November 13, 2013, 01:21:13 PM
Searched for Au Cheval but didn't find it mentioned. Their burger melts in your mouth. Outstanding.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Tonker on November 13, 2013, 01:23:35 PM
Quote from: R-V on November 13, 2013, 01:21:13 PM
Searched for Au Cheval but didn't find it mentioned. Their burger melts in your mouth. Outstanding.

Why the fuck would you name a burger joint Au Cheval?  Are they having a laugh?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: R-V on November 13, 2013, 01:32:27 PM
Quote from: Tonker on November 13, 2013, 01:23:35 PM
Quote from: R-V on November 13, 2013, 01:21:13 PM
Searched for Au Cheval but didn't find it mentioned. Their burger melts in your mouth. Outstanding.

Why the fuck would you name a burger joint Au Cheval?  Are they having a laugh?

According to the internet: (http://chicago.eater.com/archives/2013/07/18/this-is-not-your-grandpas-diner.php)

Quote"Gosh what was it that really said Au Cheval to me?" he muses. Not surprising, the ubiquitous egg was the first thing on which Sodikoff focused, frying through roughly two cases of eggs until they achieved their goal: no color, tender whites and well seasoned. Even its moniker which translates to "on horseback," is slang for adding an egg.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Yeti on May 08, 2014, 09:04:21 AM
Quote from: MAD on April 22, 2010, 11:39:01 AM
I'll just say that getting there at 5:45 justifies the beating Chuck is taking.

I've still never been to Kuma's, and it's mainly because their wait is nearly as legendary as their burgers and I just haven't yet properly planned for it or decided to put up with the wait.  I mean, 5:45?  That's like the scientifically-tested optimal time for getting the most people to show up for dinner at the same time.  What a Soriano!  Did you also bring the kids so they could ogle all of the naked ladies for 4 hours?

wait, what?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Slaky on May 08, 2014, 11:01:07 AM
Quote from: Tonker on November 13, 2013, 01:23:35 PM
Quote from: R-V on November 13, 2013, 01:21:13 PM
Searched for Au Cheval but didn't find it mentioned. Their burger melts in your mouth. Outstanding.

Why the fuck would you name a burger joint Au Cheval?  Are they having a laugh?

You wouldn't laugh if you'd had their burger.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Richard Chuggar on January 15, 2015, 11:42:45 AM
What a joke
http://chicago.eater.com/2015/1/14/7540171/will-kumas-corner-open-in-woodfield
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on January 15, 2015, 11:58:06 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 15, 2015, 11:42:45 AM
What a joke
http://chicago.eater.com/2015/1/14/7540171/will-kumas-corner-open-in-woodfield


Sweet. 
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on January 15, 2015, 12:59:05 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 15, 2015, 11:58:06 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 15, 2015, 11:42:45 AM
What a joke
http://chicago.eater.com/2015/1/14/7540171/will-kumas-corner-open-in-woodfield


Sweet. 

Right across from Uno's! What could be better!
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on January 15, 2015, 01:42:19 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 15, 2015, 12:59:05 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 15, 2015, 11:58:06 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 15, 2015, 11:42:45 AM
What a joke
http://chicago.eater.com/2015/1/14/7540171/will-kumas-corner-open-in-woodfield


Sweet. 

Right across from Uno's! What could be better!

And RV's beloved (and still under construction) Trader Joe's!
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 15, 2015, 02:16:27 PM

They just opened an M Burger on Touhy, across from a Five Guys. Which would you rather?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: R-V on January 15, 2015, 05:47:59 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 15, 2015, 01:42:19 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 15, 2015, 12:59:05 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 15, 2015, 11:58:06 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 15, 2015, 11:42:45 AM
What a joke
http://chicago.eater.com/2015/1/14/7540171/will-kumas-corner-open-in-woodfield


Sweet. 

Right across from Uno's! What could be better!

And RV's beloved (and still under construction) Trader Joe's!

Their ketsup is the best in the biz.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Tonker on August 24, 2015, 11:43:04 AM
Has anybody else been to Kuma's Too?  I remember the burgers at the original location as being unbelievably good, and what we had this time... wasn't.  Perhaps my memory's playing tricks on me, but the burger I had on Diversey was really good... and not more than that.  Did I catch them on an off day, maybe?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Quality Start Machine on August 24, 2015, 12:04:56 PM
Quote from: Tonker on August 24, 2015, 11:43:04 AM
Has anybody else been to Kuma's Too?  I remember the burgers at the original location as being unbelievably good, and what we had this time... wasn't.  Perhaps my memory's playing tricks on me, but the burger I had on Diversey was really good... and not more than that.  Did I catch them on an off day, maybe?

I went there with several fellow morans a while back, and I found the Slayer to be as good as it is on Belmont.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on October 30, 2015, 09:39:10 AM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on August 24, 2015, 12:04:56 PM
Quote from: Tonker on August 24, 2015, 11:43:04 AM
Has anybody else been to Kuma's Too?  I remember the burgers at the original location as being unbelievably good, and what we had this time... wasn't.  Perhaps my memory's playing tricks on me, but the burger I had on Diversey was really good... and not more than that.  Did I catch them on an off day, maybe?

I went there with several fellow morans a while back, and I found the Slayer to be as good as it is on Belmont.

A few weeks ago I ate at the Kuma's BACK IN THE SUBURBS and it was outstanding.  I was actually a little disappointed when I first had Kuma's at the original locale on Belmont a couple years ago--perhaps the anticipation got the best of me or maybe it was just an off day for the cooks-- but in any event my experience at the one in Schaumburg offered redemption, strip malls be damned.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Oleg on November 04, 2015, 01:49:11 PM
Quote from: Oleg on April 24, 2011, 10:12:44 AM
In L.A.  Had a burger at a joint in the Los Feliz neighborhood last night called Umami Burger.  I had something they called a truffle burger.  They put a truffle glaze on the burger and some other delicious, truffle cheese.  No, I'm not sure what truffle cheese is.

Good clean burger that they undercooked a little, which was fine by me.

The sweet potato fries came with a garlic aoili that was closer to mayo that usual aoili is, but they were awesome, too.

If in LA, I can recommend this joint.

Went to the Umami Burger in Wicker Park last week.  It was awesome, too.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Slaky on November 08, 2015, 02:12:45 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 04, 2015, 01:49:11 PM
Quote from: Oleg on April 24, 2011, 10:12:44 AM
In L.A.  Had a burger at a joint in the Los Feliz neighborhood last night called Umami Burger.  I had something they called a truffle burger.  They put a truffle glaze on the burger and some other delicious, truffle cheese.  No, I'm not sure what truffle cheese is.

Good clean burger that they undercooked a little, which was fine by me.

The sweet potato fries came with a garlic aoili that was closer to mayo that usual aoili is, but they were awesome, too.

If in LA, I can recommend this joint.

Went to the Umami Burger in Wicker Park last week.  It was awesome, too.

It's a good spot. We are fans as well. They have a good pickle plate and house dips for fries.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Oleg on November 09, 2015, 09:27:19 AM
Quote from: Slaky on November 08, 2015, 02:12:45 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 04, 2015, 01:49:11 PM
Quote from: Oleg on April 24, 2011, 10:12:44 AM
In L.A.  Had a burger at a joint in the Los Feliz neighborhood last night called Umami Burger.  I had something they called a truffle burger.  They put a truffle glaze on the burger and some other delicious, truffle cheese.  No, I'm not sure what truffle cheese is.

Good clean burger that they undercooked a little, which was fine by me.

The sweet potato fries came with a garlic aoili that was closer to mayo that usual aoili is, but they were awesome, too.

If in LA, I can recommend this joint.

Went to the Umami Burger in Wicker Park last week.  It was awesome, too.

It's a good spot. We are fans as well. They have a good pickle plate and house dips for fries.

Oh yeah...I kinda forgot about the pickled plate (the plate itself is not pickled).  The beats were outstanding!  As was everything on that plate.  That was good shit.  I will be visiting again.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Quality Start Machine on November 09, 2015, 09:41:42 AM
Quote from: Oleg on November 09, 2015, 09:27:19 AM
Quote from: Slaky on November 08, 2015, 02:12:45 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 04, 2015, 01:49:11 PM
Quote from: Oleg on April 24, 2011, 10:12:44 AM
In L.A.  Had a burger at a joint in the Los Feliz neighborhood last night called Umami Burger.  I had something they called a truffle burger.  They put a truffle glaze on the burger and some other delicious, truffle cheese.  No, I'm not sure what truffle cheese is.

Good clean burger that they undercooked a little, which was fine by me.

The sweet potato fries came with a garlic aoili that was closer to mayo that usual aoili is, but they were awesome, too.

If in LA, I can recommend this joint.

Went to the Umami Burger in Wicker Park last week.  It was awesome, too.

It's a good spot. We are fans as well. They have a good pickle plate and house dips for fries.

Oh yeah...I kinda forgot about the pickled plate (the plate itself is not pickled).  The beats were outstanding!  As was everything on that plate.  That was good shit.  I will be visiting again.

Cypress Hill?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Bort on November 09, 2015, 10:19:13 AM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on November 09, 2015, 09:41:42 AM
Quote from: Oleg on November 09, 2015, 09:27:19 AM
Quote from: Slaky on November 08, 2015, 02:12:45 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 04, 2015, 01:49:11 PM
Quote from: Oleg on April 24, 2011, 10:12:44 AM
In L.A.  Had a burger at a joint in the Los Feliz neighborhood last night called Umami Burger.  I had something they called a truffle burger.  They put a truffle glaze on the burger and some other delicious, truffle cheese.  No, I'm not sure what truffle cheese is.

Good clean burger that they undercooked a little, which was fine by me.

The sweet potato fries came with a garlic aoili that was closer to mayo that usual aoili is, but they were awesome, too.

If in LA, I can recommend this joint.

Went to the Umami Burger in Wicker Park last week.  It was awesome, too.

It's a good spot. We are fans as well. They have a good pickle plate and house dips for fries.

Oh yeah...I kinda forgot about the pickled plate (the plate itself is not pickled).  The beats were outstanding!  As was everything on that plate.  That was good shit.  I will be visiting again.

Cypress Hill?

Congratulations to Fork for a hip hop reference that is less than 25 years old!
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Quality Start Machine on November 09, 2015, 10:42:05 AM
Quote from: Bort on November 09, 2015, 10:19:13 AM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on November 09, 2015, 09:41:42 AM
Quote from: Oleg on November 09, 2015, 09:27:19 AM
Quote from: Slaky on November 08, 2015, 02:12:45 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 04, 2015, 01:49:11 PM
Quote from: Oleg on April 24, 2011, 10:12:44 AM
In L.A.  Had a burger at a joint in the Los Feliz neighborhood last night called Umami Burger.  I had something they called a truffle burger.  They put a truffle glaze on the burger and some other delicious, truffle cheese.  No, I'm not sure what truffle cheese is.

Good clean burger that they undercooked a little, which was fine by me.

The sweet potato fries came with a garlic aoili that was closer to mayo that usual aoili is, but they were awesome, too.

If in LA, I can recommend this joint.

Went to the Umami Burger in Wicker Park last week.  It was awesome, too.

It's a good spot. We are fans as well. They have a good pickle plate and house dips for fries.

Oh yeah...I kinda forgot about the pickled plate (the plate itself is not pickled).  The beats were outstanding!  As was everything on that plate.  That was good shit.  I will be visiting again.

Cypress Hill?

Congratulations to Fork for a hip hop reference that is less than 25 years old!

(Does Kid N Play dance)
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Canadouche on January 05, 2016, 12:35:19 PM
There are a few really well-loved burger places in Toronto. Probably the hippest is the Burger's Priest, which offers a tasty, local-grown beef served on fresh buns. It's so well-loved that it's spawned several successful knock-offs, including Holy Chuck's. Still, for my dollar, the best burger place is Five Guys. Chain or no chain, I can't get enough of their burgers.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on January 05, 2016, 12:50:36 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on January 05, 2016, 12:35:19 PM
There are a few really well-loved burger places in Toronto. Probably the hippest is the Burger's Priest, which offers a tasty, local-grown beef served on fresh buns. It's so well-loved that it's spawned several successful knock-offs, including Holy Chuck's. Still, for my dollar, the best burger place is Five Guys. Chain or no chain, I can't get enough of their burgers.

They're tasty but they ain't worth a $12 lunch, which is what I paid last time I ate there.  Speaking for the area in which I work (Schaumton Heights, USA) you're better off ponying up the extra 5 bucks and having lunch at Kuma's around the corner.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: PenFoe on January 05, 2016, 03:32:44 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 05, 2016, 12:50:36 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on January 05, 2016, 12:35:19 PM
There are a few really well-loved burger places in Toronto. Probably the hippest is the Burger's Priest, which offers a tasty, local-grown beef served on fresh buns. It's so well-loved that it's spawned several successful knock-offs, including Holy Chuck's. Still, for my dollar, the best burger place is Five Guys. Chain or no chain, I can't get enough of their burgers.

They're tasty but they ain't worth a $12 lunch, which is what I paid last time I ate there.  Speaking for the area in which I work (Schaumton Heights, USA) you're better off ponying up the extra 5 bucks and having lunch at Kuma's around the corner.

$17 for lunch from the same guy who bought potato tacos cause they cost a buck each?

I don't understand you, man.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 05, 2016, 04:23:00 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 05, 2016, 03:32:44 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 05, 2016, 12:50:36 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on January 05, 2016, 12:35:19 PM
There are a few really well-loved burger places in Toronto. Probably the hippest is the Burger's Priest, which offers a tasty, local-grown beef served on fresh buns. It's so well-loved that it's spawned several successful knock-offs, including Holy Chuck's. Still, for my dollar, the best burger place is Five Guys. Chain or no chain, I can't get enough of their burgers.

They're tasty but they ain't worth a $12 lunch, which is what I paid last time I ate there.  Speaking for the area in which I work (Schaumton Heights, USA) you're better off ponying up the extra 5 bucks and having lunch at Kuma's around the corner.

$17 for lunch from the same guy who bought potato tacos cause they cost a buck each?

I don't understand you, man.

not much to understand.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: R-V on January 05, 2016, 04:58:41 PM
Let's get down to brass tacks: Huey, have you ever brought an outside burger into Wrigley Field?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on January 05, 2016, 05:01:24 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 05, 2016, 04:58:41 PM
Let's get down to brass tacks: Huey, have you ever brought an outside burger into Wrigley Field?

Burger?  No.

Taco Bell, Bacci and the burrito joint under the tracks?  Yes.  Probably McDonalds at 1 time as well, so maybe a burger.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on January 05, 2016, 05:02:55 PM
Actually when I went with Fork, CT and Bad Kermit (unwittingly witnessing the birth of Hockeenight) some of the group brought in Quizno's to the park but I abstained.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: PenFoe on January 05, 2016, 05:03:36 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 05, 2016, 05:02:55 PM
Actually when I went with Fork, CT and Bad Kermit (unwittingly witnessing the birth of Hockeenight) some of the group brought in Quizno's to the park but I abstained.

Quizno's is fucking terrible.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on January 05, 2016, 05:05:17 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 05, 2016, 05:03:36 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 05, 2016, 05:02:55 PM
Actually when I went with Fork, CT and Bad Kermit (unwittingly witnessing the birth of Hockeenight) some of the group brought in Quizno's to the park but I abstained.

Quizno's is fucking terrible.

So is Taco Bell, but if you're not being a vegan first world douchehammer you could eat it if you were famished.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: CT III on January 05, 2016, 06:59:56 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 05, 2016, 05:03:36 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 05, 2016, 05:02:55 PM
Actually when I went with Fork, CT and Bad Kermit (unwittingly witnessing the birth of Hockeenight) some of the group brought in Quizno's to the park but I abstained.

Quizno's is fucking terrible.

I agree with Pen although I wonder if he's maybe just pissed that he's not getting to work on the rebrand.

http://www.nacsonline.com/news/daily/pages/nd1208156.aspx#.VoxnbPkrLZ4
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Canadouche on January 05, 2016, 07:51:06 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 05, 2016, 05:01:24 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 05, 2016, 04:58:41 PM
Let's get down to brass tacks: Huey, have you ever brought an outside burger into Wrigley Field?

Burger?  No.

Taco Bell, Bacci and the burrito joint under the tracks?  Yes.  Probably McDonalds at 1 time as well, so maybe a burger.


El Burrito Mexicano. Makers of one of the best burritos I've ever had, although a Toronto joint called Fat Bastard Burritos has supplanted them as my favorite.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: PenFoe on January 05, 2016, 08:56:33 PM
Quote from: CT III on January 05, 2016, 06:59:56 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 05, 2016, 05:03:36 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 05, 2016, 05:02:55 PM
Actually when I went with Fork, CT and Bad Kermit (unwittingly witnessing the birth of Hockeenight) some of the group brought in Quizno's to the park but I abstained.

Quizno's is fucking terrible.

I agree with Pen although I wonder if he's maybe just pissed that he's not getting to work on the rebrand.

http://www.nacsonline.com/news/daily/pages/nd1208156.aspx#.VoxnbPkrLZ4

Humorously enough, we actually do a ton of work in this space, but I imagine our current rebranding efforts with Schlotskys would be/was too much of a conflict of interest in the Quizno's RFP, Colorado connection aside.

Spoiler Alert: Schlotzkys will still suck after we're done.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Bort on January 05, 2016, 09:15:10 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 05, 2016, 08:56:33 PM
Quote from: CT III on January 05, 2016, 06:59:56 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 05, 2016, 05:03:36 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 05, 2016, 05:02:55 PM
Actually when I went with Fork, CT and Bad Kermit (unwittingly witnessing the birth of Hockeenight) some of the group brought in Quizno's to the park but I abstained.

Quizno's is fucking terrible.

I agree with Pen although I wonder if he's maybe just pissed that he's not getting to work on the rebrand.

http://www.nacsonline.com/news/daily/pages/nd1208156.aspx#.VoxnbPkrLZ4

Humorously enough, we actually do a ton of work in this space, but I imagine our current rebranding efforts with Schlotskys would be/was too much of a conflict of interest in the Quizno's RFP, Colorado connection aside.

Spoiler Alert: Schlotzkys will still suck after we're done.

True story: I assumed Schlotzky's went out of business years ago. This is as weird as finding out there are still extant Fazoli's.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Tonker on January 06, 2016, 12:20:48 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on January 05, 2016, 07:51:06 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 05, 2016, 05:01:24 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 05, 2016, 04:58:41 PM
Let's get down to brass tacks: Huey, have you ever brought an outside burger into Wrigley Field?

Burger?  No.

Taco Bell, Bacci and the burrito joint under the tracks?  Yes.  Probably McDonalds at 1 time as well, so maybe a burger.


El Burrito Mexicano. Makers of one of the best burritos I've ever had, although a Toronto joint called Fat Bastard Burritos has supplanted them as my favorite.

Then you clearly wouldn't know decent Mexican food if I smacked you round the head with it.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Saul Goodman on January 06, 2016, 01:24:10 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 05, 2016, 08:56:33 PM
Quote from: CT III on January 05, 2016, 06:59:56 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 05, 2016, 05:03:36 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 05, 2016, 05:02:55 PM
Actually when I went with Fork, CT and Bad Kermit (unwittingly witnessing the birth of Hockeenight) some of the group brought in Quizno's to the park but I abstained.

Quizno's is fucking terrible.

I agree with Pen although I wonder if he's maybe just pissed that he's not getting to work on the rebrand.

http://www.nacsonline.com/news/daily/pages/nd1208156.aspx#.VoxnbPkrLZ4

Humorously enough, we actually do a ton of work in this space, but I imagine our current rebranding efforts with Schlotskys would be/was too much of a conflict of interest in the Quizno's RFP, Colorado connection aside.

Spoiler Alert: Schlotzkys will still suck after we're done.

(prints out and mails to CEO)
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: PenFoe on January 06, 2016, 05:56:53 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on January 06, 2016, 01:24:10 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 05, 2016, 08:56:33 PM
Quote from: CT III on January 05, 2016, 06:59:56 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 05, 2016, 05:03:36 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 05, 2016, 05:02:55 PM
Actually when I went with Fork, CT and Bad Kermit (unwittingly witnessing the birth of Hockeenight) some of the group brought in Quizno's to the park but I abstained.

Quizno's is fucking terrible.

I agree with Pen although I wonder if he's maybe just pissed that he's not getting to work on the rebrand.

http://www.nacsonline.com/news/daily/pages/nd1208156.aspx#.VoxnbPkrLZ4

Humorously enough, we actually do a ton of work in this space, but I imagine our current rebranding efforts with Schlotskys would be/was too much of a conflict of interest in the Quizno's RFP, Colorado connection aside.

Spoiler Alert: Schlotzkys will still suck after we're done.

(prints out and mails to CEO)

Shut up Paul, you're a douche.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on January 06, 2016, 07:53:13 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 05, 2016, 09:15:10 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 05, 2016, 08:56:33 PM
Quote from: CT III on January 05, 2016, 06:59:56 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 05, 2016, 05:03:36 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 05, 2016, 05:02:55 PM
Actually when I went with Fork, CT and Bad Kermit (unwittingly witnessing the birth of Hockeenight) some of the group brought in Quizno's to the park but I abstained.

Quizno's is fucking terrible.

I agree with Pen although I wonder if he's maybe just pissed that he's not getting to work on the rebrand.

http://www.nacsonline.com/news/daily/pages/nd1208156.aspx#.VoxnbPkrLZ4

Humorously enough, we actually do a ton of work in this space, but I imagine our current rebranding efforts with Schlotskys would be/was too much of a conflict of interest in the Quizno's RFP, Colorado connection aside.

Spoiler Alert: Schlotzkys will still suck after we're done.

True story: I assumed Schlotzky's went out of business years ago. This is as weird as finding out there are still extant Fazoli's.

I remember stepping into a Shakey's Pizza in Dubuque, IA in 1996 thinking I had walked into a time machine to suburban Chicago, 1976 so I know that feeling.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Slaky on January 06, 2016, 08:00:07 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on January 05, 2016, 12:35:19 PM
There are a few really well-loved burger places in Toronto. Probably the hippest is the Burger's Priest, which offers a tasty, local-grown beef served on fresh buns. It's so well-loved that it's spawned several successful knock-offs, including Holy Chuck's. Still, for my dollar, the best burger place is Five Guys. Chain or no chain, I can't get enough of their burgers.

You guys are all missing the point: Burger's Priest is fucking awesome. Way better than Five Guys.

If you're ever in Toronto go there for sure and get the Pope, jarge style. That thing in between the burgers is a portabello mushroom covered in cheese and deep fried.

(http://i.imgur.com/estMn9p.jpg)
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: SKO on January 06, 2016, 08:04:00 AM
Quote from: Slaky on January 06, 2016, 08:00:07 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on January 05, 2016, 12:35:19 PM
There are a few really well-loved burger places in Toronto. Probably the hippest is the Burger's Priest, which offers a tasty, local-grown beef served on fresh buns. It's so well-loved that it's spawned several successful knock-offs, including Holy Chuck's. Still, for my dollar, the best burger place is Five Guys. Chain or no chain, I can't get enough of their burgers.

You guys are all missing the point: Burger's Priest is fucking awesome. Way better than Five Guys.

If you're ever in Toronto go there for sure and get the Pope, jarge style. That thing in between the burgers is a portabello mushroom covered in cheese and deep fried.

(http://i.imgur.com/estMn9p.jpg)

We have a place in Des Moines called Zombie Burger that's very good. I usually get the boomstick, pictured below. The thing on top of the burgers is a deep fried croquette filled with chili. It's amazing.

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/foodspotting-ec2/reviews/4205550/thumb_600.jpg?1383408605)
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: SKO on January 06, 2016, 08:04:44 AM
DPD, their most famous burger is probably the Walking Chedd, which is a cheeseburger topped with mac and cheese with a bun that is actually just two things of fried mac and cheese:
(https://c4.staticflickr.com/4/3778/8795780485_a1d85fcfcd_c.jpg)
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on January 06, 2016, 08:23:59 AM
Quote from: SKO on January 06, 2016, 08:04:00 AM
Quote from: Slaky on January 06, 2016, 08:00:07 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on January 05, 2016, 12:35:19 PM
There are a few really well-loved burger places in Toronto. Probably the hippest is the Burger's Priest, which offers a tasty, local-grown beef served on fresh buns. It's so well-loved that it's spawned several successful knock-offs, including Holy Chuck's. Still, for my dollar, the best burger place is Five Guys. Chain or no chain, I can't get enough of their burgers.

You guys are all missing the point: Burger's Priest is fucking awesome. Way better than Five Guys.

If you're ever in Toronto go there for sure and get the Pope, jarge style. That thing in between the burgers is a portabello mushroom covered in cheese and deep fried.

(http://i.imgur.com/estMn9p.jpg)

We have a place in Des Moines called Zombie Burger that's very good. I usually get the boomstick, pictured below. The thing on top of the burgers is a deep fried croquette filled with chili. It's amazing.

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/foodspotting-ec2/reviews/4205550/thumb_600.jpg?1383408605)


Jebus.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 06, 2016, 09:04:54 AM
How in the fuck are any of you guys still alive?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Canadouche on January 06, 2016, 10:28:55 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 06, 2016, 12:20:48 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on January 05, 2016, 07:51:06 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 05, 2016, 05:01:24 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 05, 2016, 04:58:41 PM
Let's get down to brass tacks: Huey, have you ever brought an outside burger into Wrigley Field?

Burger?  No.

Taco Bell, Bacci and the burrito joint under the tracks?  Yes.  Probably McDonalds at 1 time as well, so maybe a burger.


El Burrito Mexicano. Makers of one of the best burritos I've ever had, although a Toronto joint called Fat Bastard Burritos has supplanted them as my favorite.

Then you clearly wouldn't know decent Mexican food if I smacked you round the head with it.

I think it's more a statement of how difficult it is to get a good burrito. But when did you have a Fat Bastard's Burrito?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Canadouche on January 06, 2016, 10:31:24 AM
Quote from: Slaky on January 06, 2016, 08:00:07 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on January 05, 2016, 12:35:19 PM
There are a few really well-loved burger places in Toronto. Probably the hippest is the Burger's Priest, which offers a tasty, local-grown beef served on fresh buns. It's so well-loved that it's spawned several successful knock-offs, including Holy Chuck's. Still, for my dollar, the best burger place is Five Guys. Chain or no chain, I can't get enough of their burgers.

You guys are all missing the point: Burger's Priest is fucking awesome. Way better than Five Guys.

If you're ever in Toronto go there for sure and get the Pope, jarge style. That thing in between the burgers is a portabello mushroom covered in cheese and deep fried.

(http://i.imgur.com/estMn9p.jpg)

I've been to Burger's Priest on multiple occasions. It's true that nothing may compare to the Pope, but that's also a burger I'd never order. My arteries got hard just looking at the picture. I also felt that BP was skimpy on the sides (such as bacon, which cost quite a bit extra to procure and was only one small slice).
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Tonker on January 06, 2016, 10:44:32 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on January 06, 2016, 10:28:55 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 06, 2016, 12:20:48 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on January 05, 2016, 07:51:06 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 05, 2016, 05:01:24 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 05, 2016, 04:58:41 PM
Let's get down to brass tacks: Huey, have you ever brought an outside burger into Wrigley Field?

Burger?  No.

Taco Bell, Bacci and the burrito joint under the tracks?  Yes.  Probably McDonalds at 1 time as well, so maybe a burger.


El Burrito Mexicano. Makers of one of the best burritos I've ever had, although a Toronto joint called Fat Bastard Burritos has supplanted them as my favorite.

Then you clearly wouldn't know decent Mexican food if I smacked you round the head with it.

I think it's more a statement of how difficult it is to get a good burrito. But when did you have a Fat Bastard's Burrito?

I didn't say I had.  You said El Burrito Mexicano was one of the best you've ever had, though, and I've had that one.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 06, 2016, 10:53:28 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 06, 2016, 10:44:32 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on January 06, 2016, 10:28:55 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 06, 2016, 12:20:48 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on January 05, 2016, 07:51:06 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 05, 2016, 05:01:24 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 05, 2016, 04:58:41 PM
Let's get down to brass tacks: Huey, have you ever brought an outside burger into Wrigley Field?

Burger?  No.

Taco Bell, Bacci and the burrito joint under the tracks?  Yes.  Probably McDonalds at 1 time as well, so maybe a burger.


El Burrito Mexicano. Makers of one of the best burritos I've ever had, although a Toronto joint called Fat Bastard Burritos has supplanted them as my favorite.

Then you clearly wouldn't know decent Mexican food if I smacked you round the head with it.

I think it's more a statement of how difficult it is to get a good burrito. But when did you have a Fat Bastard's Burrito?

I didn't say I had.  You said El Burrito Mexicano was one of the best you've ever had, though, and I've had that one.

It's a solid effort, but I wouldn't get one if I wasn't going to a ballgame.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Slaky on January 07, 2016, 12:44:24 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 06, 2016, 08:04:44 AM
DPD, their most famous burger is probably the Walking Chedd, which is a cheeseburger topped with mac and cheese with a bun that is actually just two things of fried mac and cheese:
(https://c4.staticflickr.com/4/3778/8795780485_a1d85fcfcd_c.jpg)

To both of your photos: wow
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: SKO on January 07, 2016, 12:47:47 PM
Quote from: Slaky on January 07, 2016, 12:44:24 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 06, 2016, 08:04:44 AM
DPD, their most famous burger is probably the Walking Chedd, which is a cheeseburger topped with mac and cheese with a bun that is actually just two things of fried mac and cheese:
(https://c4.staticflickr.com/4/3778/8795780485_a1d85fcfcd_c.jpg)

To both of your photos: wow

They have some incredible burgers, then there's usually a weekly special that's crazier than the regular ones.

http://zombieburgerdm.com/drink-lab/#food--burgers-dogs
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Oleg on January 11, 2016, 11:33:12 AM
Quote from: Slaky on January 06, 2016, 08:00:07 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on January 05, 2016, 12:35:19 PM
There are a few really well-loved burger places in Toronto. Probably the hippest is the Burger's Priest, which offers a tasty, local-grown beef served on fresh buns. It's so well-loved that it's spawned several successful knock-offs, including Holy Chuck's. Still, for my dollar, the best burger place is Five Guys. Chain or no chain, I can't get enough of their burgers.

You guys are all missing the point: Burger's Priest is fucking awesome. Way better than Five Guys.

If you're ever in Toronto go there for sure and get the Pope, jarge style. That thing in between the burgers is a portabello mushroom covered in cheese and deep fried.

(http://i.imgur.com/estMn9p.jpg)

I'll be in Toronto tomorrow, in fact.  Slak, I'll assume some of your old cohorts will be interested and will know where to go find one?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Canadouche on January 11, 2016, 12:17:16 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 11, 2016, 11:33:12 AM
Quote from: Slaky on January 06, 2016, 08:00:07 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on January 05, 2016, 12:35:19 PM
There are a few really well-loved burger places in Toronto. Probably the hippest is the Burger's Priest, which offers a tasty, local-grown beef served on fresh buns. It's so well-loved that it's spawned several successful knock-offs, including Holy Chuck's. Still, for my dollar, the best burger place is Five Guys. Chain or no chain, I can't get enough of their burgers.

You guys are all missing the point: Burger's Priest is fucking awesome. Way better than Five Guys.

If you're ever in Toronto go there for sure and get the Pope, jarge style. That thing in between the burgers is a portabello mushroom covered in cheese and deep fried.

(http://i.imgur.com/estMn9p.jpg)

I'll be in Toronto tomorrow, in fact.  Slak, I'll assume some of your old cohorts will be interested and will know where to go find one?

Give me the intersection where you are staying, and I will give you directions to the closest Burger's Priest. They are springing up all throughout the city.

If, on the other hand, you want some good Mexican, there is a taco place that is amazing that I would heartily recommend (La Carnita).
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Tonker on January 11, 2016, 01:02:20 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on January 11, 2016, 12:17:16 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 11, 2016, 11:33:12 AM
Quote from: Slaky on January 06, 2016, 08:00:07 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on January 05, 2016, 12:35:19 PM
There are a few really well-loved burger places in Toronto. Probably the hippest is the Burger's Priest, which offers a tasty, local-grown beef served on fresh buns. It's so well-loved that it's spawned several successful knock-offs, including Holy Chuck's. Still, for my dollar, the best burger place is Five Guys. Chain or no chain, I can't get enough of their burgers.

You guys are all missing the point: Burger's Priest is fucking awesome. Way better than Five Guys.

If you're ever in Toronto go there for sure and get the Pope, jarge style. That thing in between the burgers is a portabello mushroom covered in cheese and deep fried.


I'll be in Toronto tomorrow, in fact.  Slak, I'll assume some of your old cohorts will be interested and will know where to go find one?

Give me the intersection where you are staying, and I will give you directions to the closest Burger's Priest. They are springing up all throughout the city.

If, on the other hand, you want some good Mexican, there is a taco place that is amazing that I would heartily recommend (La Carnita) ask someone else.

No cilantro'd.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Canadouche on January 11, 2016, 01:09:53 PM
Quote from: Tonker on January 11, 2016, 01:02:20 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on January 11, 2016, 12:17:16 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 11, 2016, 11:33:12 AM
Quote from: Slaky on January 06, 2016, 08:00:07 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on January 05, 2016, 12:35:19 PM
There are a few really well-loved burger places in Toronto. Probably the hippest is the Burger's Priest, which offers a tasty, local-grown beef served on fresh buns. It's so well-loved that it's spawned several successful knock-offs, including Holy Chuck's. Still, for my dollar, the best burger place is Five Guys. Chain or no chain, I can't get enough of their burgers.

You guys are all missing the point: Burger's Priest is fucking awesome. Way better than Five Guys.

If you're ever in Toronto go there for sure and get the Pope, jarge style. That thing in between the burgers is a portabello mushroom covered in cheese and deep fried.


I'll be in Toronto tomorrow, in fact.  Slak, I'll assume some of your old cohorts will be interested and will know where to go find one?

Give me the intersection where you are staying, and I will give you directions to the closest Burger's Priest. They are springing up all throughout the city.

If, on the other hand, you want some good Mexican, there is a taco place that is amazing that I would heartily recommend (La Carnita) ask someone else.

No cilantro'd.

Don't take my word for it. (http://www.yelp.ca/biz/la-carnita-toronto) Or theirs. (http://www.thestar.com/life/food_wine/restaurants/2012/08/09/la_carnita_review.html)

Not sure what your point is about cilantro. I can't eat it. Some of their tacos have cilantro but most do not.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: CT III on January 11, 2016, 01:20:09 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on January 11, 2016, 01:09:53 PM
Quote from: Tonker on January 11, 2016, 01:02:20 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on January 11, 2016, 12:17:16 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 11, 2016, 11:33:12 AM
Quote from: Slaky on January 06, 2016, 08:00:07 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on January 05, 2016, 12:35:19 PM
There are a few really well-loved burger places in Toronto. Probably the hippest is the Burger's Priest, which offers a tasty, local-grown beef served on fresh buns. It's so well-loved that it's spawned several successful knock-offs, including Holy Chuck's. Still, for my dollar, the best burger place is Five Guys. Chain or no chain, I can't get enough of their burgers.

You guys are all missing the point: Burger's Priest is fucking awesome. Way better than Five Guys.

If you're ever in Toronto go there for sure and get the Pope, jarge style. That thing in between the burgers is a portabello mushroom covered in cheese and deep fried.


I'll be in Toronto tomorrow, in fact.  Slak, I'll assume some of your old cohorts will be interested and will know where to go find one?

Give me the intersection where you are staying, and I will give you directions to the closest Burger's Priest. They are springing up all throughout the city.

If, on the other hand, you want some good Mexican, there is a taco place that is amazing that I would heartily recommend (La Carnita) ask someone else.

No cilantro'd.

Don't take my word for it. (http://www.yelp.ca/biz/la-carnita-toronto) Or theirs. (http://www.thestar.com/life/food_wine/restaurants/2012/08/09/la_carnita_review.html)

Not sure what your point is about cilantro. I can't eat it. Some of their tacos have cilantro but most do not.

Do you really expect me to believe that these people know more about Mexican food than a Welsh/Irish Australian?
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Slaky on January 11, 2016, 01:41:59 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 11, 2016, 11:33:12 AM
Quote from: Slaky on January 06, 2016, 08:00:07 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on January 05, 2016, 12:35:19 PM
There are a few really well-loved burger places in Toronto. Probably the hippest is the Burger's Priest, which offers a tasty, local-grown beef served on fresh buns. It's so well-loved that it's spawned several successful knock-offs, including Holy Chuck's. Still, for my dollar, the best burger place is Five Guys. Chain or no chain, I can't get enough of their burgers.

You guys are all missing the point: Burger's Priest is fucking awesome. Way better than Five Guys.

If you're ever in Toronto go there for sure and get the Pope, jarge style. That thing in between the burgers is a portabello mushroom covered in cheese and deep fried.

(http://i.imgur.com/estMn9p.jpg)

I'll be in Toronto tomorrow, in fact.  Slak, I'll assume some of your old cohorts will be interested and will know where to go find one?

Not sure - all my old cohorts have quit. Just find someone who's relatively cool to hang out with and skip the evening horseshit and go to Burger's Priest instead. Carry on my tradition of indifference.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Oleg on January 11, 2016, 02:02:57 PM
Quote from: Slaky on January 11, 2016, 01:41:59 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 11, 2016, 11:33:12 AM
Quote from: Slaky on January 06, 2016, 08:00:07 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on January 05, 2016, 12:35:19 PM
There are a few really well-loved burger places in Toronto. Probably the hippest is the Burger's Priest, which offers a tasty, local-grown beef served on fresh buns. It's so well-loved that it's spawned several successful knock-offs, including Holy Chuck's. Still, for my dollar, the best burger place is Five Guys. Chain or no chain, I can't get enough of their burgers.

You guys are all missing the point: Burger's Priest is fucking awesome. Way better than Five Guys.

If you're ever in Toronto go there for sure and get the Pope, jarge style. That thing in between the burgers is a portabello mushroom covered in cheese and deep fried.

(http://i.imgur.com/estMn9p.jpg)

I'll be in Toronto tomorrow, in fact.  Slak, I'll assume some of your old cohorts will be interested and will know where to go find one?

Not sure - all my old cohorts have quit. Just find someone who's relatively cool to hang out with and skip the evening horseshit and go to Burger's Priest instead. Carry on my tradition of indifference.

Gotcha.  By the way, they have a secret menu I just uncovered.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Slaky on January 11, 2016, 02:56:40 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 11, 2016, 02:02:57 PM
Quote from: Slaky on January 11, 2016, 01:41:59 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 11, 2016, 11:33:12 AM
Quote from: Slaky on January 06, 2016, 08:00:07 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on January 05, 2016, 12:35:19 PM
There are a few really well-loved burger places in Toronto. Probably the hippest is the Burger's Priest, which offers a tasty, local-grown beef served on fresh buns. It's so well-loved that it's spawned several successful knock-offs, including Holy Chuck's. Still, for my dollar, the best burger place is Five Guys. Chain or no chain, I can't get enough of their burgers.

You guys are all missing the point: Burger's Priest is fucking awesome. Way better than Five Guys.

If you're ever in Toronto go there for sure and get the Pope, jarge style. That thing in between the burgers is a portabello mushroom covered in cheese and deep fried.

(http://i.imgur.com/estMn9p.jpg)

I'll be in Toronto tomorrow, in fact.  Slak, I'll assume some of your old cohorts will be interested and will know where to go find one?

Not sure - all my old cohorts have quit. Just find someone who's relatively cool to hang out with and skip the evening horseshit and go to Burger's Priest instead. Carry on my tradition of indifference.

Gotcha.  By the way, they have a secret menu I just uncovered.

Yes, I recommend you utilize it.
Title: Re: Burgers
Post by: Quality Start Machine on February 02, 2016, 12:56:21 PM
If you ever decide you want to die in Hawaii, there's a place conveniently located by the Maui airport in Kahalui (http://www.yelp.com/biz/tantes-island-cuisine-kahului) that features the "Quad Moco Challenge" - if you can eat 4 8 oz beef patties smothered in gravy, 8 eggs and 8 scoops of rice in 45 minutes, it's free. Otherwise it'll run you $35.