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Title: Purdue Boilermakers Basketball
Post by: Internet Apex on September 25, 2009, 07:35:06 PM
I just want to get this good and lubed a few months early. Because it's gonna be rough in here. Oh, shit yeah.

http://www.purduesports.com/sports/m-baskbl/sched/pur-m-baskbl-sched.html
Title: Re: Purdue Boilermakers Basketball
Post by: TDubbs on September 25, 2009, 07:36:49 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 25, 2009, 07:35:06 PM
I just want to get this good and lubed a few months early. Because it's gonna be rough in here. Oh, shit yeah.

You should go to bed early tonight
Title: Re: Purdue Boilermakers Basketball
Post by: Internet Apex on September 25, 2009, 07:46:44 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on September 25, 2009, 07:36:49 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 25, 2009, 07:35:06 PM
I just want to get this good and lubed a few months early. Because it's gonna be rough in here. Oh, shit yeah.

You should go to bed early tonight

Your mom should come with me.
Title: Re: Purdue Boilermakers Basketball
Post by: Philberto on September 25, 2009, 08:15:20 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 25, 2009, 07:46:44 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on September 25, 2009, 07:36:49 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 25, 2009, 07:35:06 PM
I just want to get this good and lubed a few months early. Because it's gonna be rough in here. Oh, shit yeah.

You should go to bed early tonight

Your mom should come with me.

She's with me buddy. Too late.
Title: Re: Purdue Boilermakers Basketball
Post by: Internet Apex on September 25, 2009, 08:26:35 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on September 25, 2009, 08:15:20 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 25, 2009, 07:46:44 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on September 25, 2009, 07:36:49 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 25, 2009, 07:35:06 PM
I just want to get this good and lubed a few months early. Because it's gonna be rough in here. Oh, shit yeah.

You should go to bed early tonight

Your mom should come with me.

She's with me buddy. Too late.

FUCK. This thread is already off to an inauspicious start.
Title: Re: Purdue Boilermakers Basketball
Post by: BC on October 01, 2009, 01:39:05 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 25, 2009, 08:26:35 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on September 25, 2009, 08:15:20 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 25, 2009, 07:46:44 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on September 25, 2009, 07:36:49 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 25, 2009, 07:35:06 PM
I just want to get this good and lubed a few months early. Because it's gonna be rough in here. Oh, shit yeah.

You should go to bed early tonight

Your mom should come with me.

She's with me buddy. Too late.

FUCK. This thread is already off to an inauspicious start.

Well, this IS Desipio.
Title: Re: Purdue Boilermakers Basketball
Post by: KD on October 01, 2009, 04:17:16 PM
I've lived in Lafayette, IN on and off for years, I write about basketball, and I don't think I've watched a Purdue Boilermaker game all the way through.
Title: Re: Purdue Boilermakers Basketball
Post by: MAD on October 01, 2009, 04:27:33 PM
Quote from: KD on October 01, 2009, 04:17:16 PM
I've lived in Lafayette, IN on and off for years, I write about basketball, and I don't think I've watched a Purdue Boilermaker game all the way through.

I think the last Purdue basketball game I watched all the way through was when Glen Robinson and Cuonzo Martin got eliminated in the Elite 8 in '94.
Title: Re: Purdue Boilermakers Basketball
Post by: BH on October 01, 2009, 04:33:04 PM
Quote from: MAD on October 01, 2009, 04:27:33 PM
Quote from: KD on October 01, 2009, 04:17:16 PM
I've lived in Lafayette, IN on and off for years, I write about basketball, and I don't think I've watched a Purdue Boilermaker game all the way through.

I think the last Purdue basketball game I watched all the way through was when Glen Robinson and Cuonzo Martin got eliminated in the Elite 8 in '94.

Great story.
Title: Re: Purdue Boilermakers Basketball
Post by: Internet Apex on October 02, 2009, 10:31:48 AM
Quote from: KD on October 01, 2009, 04:17:16 PM
I've lived in Lafayette, IN on and off for years, I write about basketball, and I don't think I've watched a Purdue Boilermaker game all the way through.

To be fair, you write about the NBA. To say you write about basketball is like saying you're in the military, when you actually just hang out in the bushes in front of your parents house in your underwear and stare at passersby with a rifle scope, occasionally trapping and torturing a neighbor's cat for some sick sexual pleasure.

But I get it, you think Big 10 basketball is hella boring.
Title: Re: Purdue Boilermakers Basketball
Post by: Slaky on October 02, 2009, 02:29:52 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 02, 2009, 10:31:48 AM
Quote from: KD on October 01, 2009, 04:17:16 PM
I've lived in Lafayette, IN on and off for years, I write about basketball, and I don't think I've watched a Purdue Boilermaker game all the way through.

To be fair, you write about the NBA. To say you write about basketball is like saying you're in the military, when you actually just hang out in the bushes in front of your parents house in your underwear and stare at passersby with a rifle scope, occasionally trapping and torturing a neighbor's cat for some sick sexual pleasure.

But I get it, you think Big 10 basketball is hella boring.

I love college ball because they try so hard and they care so much. It doesn't matter that they suck at it. They try really hard. That's what counts.

Title: Re: Purdue Boilermakers Basketball
Post by: Eli on October 02, 2009, 02:59:25 PM
Quote from: Mickey Nine: The Dream Weaver on October 02, 2009, 02:29:52 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 02, 2009, 10:31:48 AM
Quote from: KD on October 01, 2009, 04:17:16 PM
I've lived in Lafayette, IN on and off for years, I write about basketball, and I don't think I've watched a Purdue Boilermaker game all the way through.

To be fair, you write about the NBA. To say you write about basketball is like saying you're in the military, when you actually just hang out in the bushes in front of your parents house in your underwear and stare at passersby with a rifle scope, occasionally trapping and torturing a neighbor's cat for some sick sexual pleasure.

But I get it, you think Big 10 basketball is hella boring.

I love college ball because they try so hard and they care so much. It doesn't matter that they suck at it. They try really hard. That's what counts.



Also, there are pep bands.
Title: Re: Purdue Boilermakers Basketball
Post by: KD on October 02, 2009, 03:32:55 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 02, 2009, 10:31:48 AM
Quote from: KD on October 01, 2009, 04:17:16 PM
I've lived in Lafayette, IN on and off for years, I write about basketball, and I don't think I've watched a Purdue Boilermaker game all the way through.

To be fair, you write about the NBA. To say you write about basketball is like saying you're in the military, when you actually just hang out in the bushes in front of your parents house in your underwear and stare at passersby with a rifle scope, occasionally trapping and torturing a neighbor's cat for some sick sexual pleasure.

But I get it, you think Big 10 basketball is hella boring.

I think all sports are boring, actually, but they get me laaaaaiiid, bro. Laid.
Title: Re: Purdue Boilermakers Basketball
Post by: Internet Apex on October 02, 2009, 06:12:26 PM
Quote from: Mickey Nine: The Dream Weaver on October 02, 2009, 02:29:52 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 02, 2009, 10:31:48 AM
Quote from: KD on October 01, 2009, 04:17:16 PM
I've lived in Lafayette, IN on and off for years, I write about basketball, and I don't think I've watched a Purdue Boilermaker game all the way through.

To be fair, you write about the NBA. To say you write about basketball is like saying you're in the military, when you actually just hang out in the bushes in front of your parents house in your underwear and stare at passersby with a rifle scope, occasionally trapping and torturing a neighbor's cat for some sick sexual pleasure.

But I get it, you think Big 10 basketball is hella boring.

I love college ball because they try so hard and they care so much. It doesn't matter that they suck at it. They try really hard. That's what counts.



It's a team sport. That's more fun than whoever jumps the highest wins.
Title: Re: Purdue Boilermakers Basketball
Post by: Internet Apex on October 02, 2009, 06:23:01 PM
Quote from: KD on October 02, 2009, 03:32:55 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 02, 2009, 10:31:48 AM
Quote from: KD on October 01, 2009, 04:17:16 PM
I've lived in Lafayette, IN on and off for years, I write about basketball, and I don't think I've watched a Purdue Boilermaker game all the way through.

To be fair, you write about the NBA. To say you write about basketball is like saying you're in the military, when you actually just hang out in the bushes in front of your parents house in your underwear and stare at passersby with a rifle scope, occasionally trapping and torturing a neighbor's cat for some sick sexual pleasure.

But I get it, you think Big 10 basketball is hella boring.

I think all sports are boring, actually, but they get me laaaaaiiid, bro. Laid.

Whatever, I'm 4-for-7 and my team is 2-2 and in third place right now. Post your fall league stats, Shakespeare and we'll play a little game of whose parents probably have thicker shrubberies.  
Title: Re: Purdue Boilermakers Basketball
Post by: Pre on October 02, 2009, 06:47:59 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 02, 2009, 06:23:01 PM
Quote from: KD on October 02, 2009, 03:32:55 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 02, 2009, 10:31:48 AM
Quote from: KD on October 01, 2009, 04:17:16 PM
I've lived in Lafayette, IN on and off for years, I write about basketball, and I don't think I've watched a Purdue Boilermaker game all the way through.
blah blah blah

I think all sports are boring, actually, but they get me laaaaaiiid, bro. Laid.

blah blah blah. Post your fall league stats, ShakespeareThrow down your Romeo blah blah blah

The only catch phrase here I actually like so of course it didn't last more than a day'd
Title: Re: Purdue Boilermakers Basketball
Post by: Eli on October 02, 2009, 10:39:52 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 02, 2009, 06:12:26 PM
It's a team sport. That's more fun than whoever jumps the highest wins.

Not really.
Title: Re: Purdue Boilermakers Basketball
Post by: Internet Apex on October 03, 2009, 11:56:30 AM
Quote from: Eli on October 02, 2009, 10:39:52 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 02, 2009, 06:12:26 PM
It's a team sport. That's more fun than whoever jumps the highest wins.

Not really.

Yes it is.
Title: Re: Purdue Boilermakers Basketball
Post by: Internet Apex on November 16, 2009, 03:59:45 PM
A blowout win over Northridge (CA) High to open things up. It looks like some of the freshmen will be ready to help out right away off the bench. Especially this kid:

http://www.purduesports.com/sports/m-baskbl/mtt/barlow_kelsey00.html

I know absolute dick about scouting or projecting basketball talent but he did a few things with the basketball that had my positive at three-quarters mast within a span of about five minutes.

If this dude is any good at all:

http://www.purduesports.com/sports/m-baskbl/mtt/marcius_sandi00.html

then the Boilers one supposed weakness (rebounding) could get a huge boost. Of course, I have no clue if he's worth a shit and he hasn't even played a game yet due to a foot injury.

I know, right? This is the kind of in-depth hoop analysis you fiend for when you wake up with a raging piss boner. Read on, it's gonna be a great season!

Title: Re: Purdue Boilermakers Basketball
Post by: CT III on November 16, 2009, 04:22:01 PM
I hope this thread crashes into the Northwestern basketball thread and they both explode.
Title: Re: Purdue Boilermakers Basketball
Post by: BigDrinky on November 16, 2009, 04:25:01 PM
Quote from: CT III on November 16, 2009, 04:22:01 PM
I hope this thread crashes into the Northwestern basketball thread and they both explode.
It would be the only way that Iowa doesn't finish 11th in the conference.