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Title: Shitty Music
Post by: Saul Goodman on August 06, 2011, 09:04:39 PM
My ears had the misfortune of hearing some abomination called "Moves Like Jagger" by the loathsome Maroon 5.  Their instruments should be confiscated and incinerated immediately.  I don't understand this nascent trend, thanks a lot Ke$ha, of pop songs inexplicably blowing Mick somewhere in their lyrics.
Title: Re: Shitty Music
Post by: CT III on August 06, 2011, 10:21:35 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on August 06, 2011, 09:04:39 PM
My ears had the misfortune of hearing some abomination called "Moves Like Jagger" by the loathsome Maroon 5.  Their instruments should be confiscated and incinerated immediately.  I don't understand this nascent trend, thanks a lot Ke$ha, of pop songs inexplicably blowing Mick somewhere in their lyrics.

Ke$ha is hot as dick.
Title: Re: Shitty Music
Post by: JD on August 07, 2011, 12:54:52 PM
Hotel California
Title: Re: Shitty Music
Post by: Quality Start Machine on August 08, 2011, 11:06:37 AM
Quote from: JD on August 07, 2011, 12:54:52 PM
Hotel California

Anything by the Eagles.
Title: Re: Shitty Music
Post by: Slaky on August 08, 2011, 11:09:47 AM
Quote from: Fork on August 08, 2011, 11:06:37 AM
Quote from: JD on August 07, 2011, 12:54:52 PM
Hotel California

Anything by the Eagles.

I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man.
Title: Re: Shitty Music
Post by: Quality Start Machine on August 08, 2011, 11:14:09 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 08, 2011, 11:09:47 AM
Quote from: Fork on August 08, 2011, 11:06:37 AM
Quote from: JD on August 07, 2011, 12:54:52 PM
Hotel California

Anything by the Eagles.

I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man.

You've been like that ever since you lost your Creedence tape.
Title: Re: Shitty Music
Post by: Slaky on August 08, 2011, 12:18:15 PM
Quote from: Fork on August 08, 2011, 11:14:09 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 08, 2011, 11:09:47 AM
Quote from: Fork on August 08, 2011, 11:06:37 AM
Quote from: JD on August 07, 2011, 12:54:52 PM
Hotel California

Anything by the Eagles.

I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man.

You've been like that ever since you lost your Creedence tape.

I'm still not holding out too much hope for the briefcase.
Title: Re: Shitty Music
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on August 08, 2011, 01:55:28 PM
Quote from: Slaky on August 08, 2011, 12:18:15 PM
Quote from: Fork on August 08, 2011, 11:14:09 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 08, 2011, 11:09:47 AM
Quote from: Fork on August 08, 2011, 11:06:37 AM
Quote from: JD on August 07, 2011, 12:54:52 PM
Hotel California

Anything by the Eagles.

I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man.

You've been like that ever since you lost your Creedence tape.

I'm still not holding out too much hope for the briefcase.

Great.  You guys have just motivated me to see Lebowski for the 30th some odd time.
Title: Re: Shitty Music
Post by: Slaky on August 08, 2011, 02:41:28 PM
Quote from: PANK! on August 08, 2011, 01:55:28 PM
Quote from: Slaky on August 08, 2011, 12:18:15 PM
Quote from: Fork on August 08, 2011, 11:14:09 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 08, 2011, 11:09:47 AM
Quote from: Fork on August 08, 2011, 11:06:37 AM
Quote from: JD on August 07, 2011, 12:54:52 PM
Hotel California

Anything by the Eagles.

I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man.

You've been like that ever since you lost your Creedence tape.

I'm still not holding out too much hope for the briefcase.

Great.  You guys have just motivated me to see Lebowski for the 30th some odd time.

I fucked it up. It's tape deck. Whatever.
Title: Re: Shitty Music
Post by: Yeti on August 09, 2011, 10:03:54 AM
Moody Blues. Il Divo.
Title: Re: Shitty Music
Post by: Quality Start Machine on August 09, 2011, 11:24:42 AM

They play so much fucking Lady Gaga in my gym that even the gay guys complain about it.
Title: Re: Shitty Music
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on August 09, 2011, 12:12:34 PM
Quote from: Alrish Yeltin on August 09, 2011, 10:03:54 AM
Moody Blues.

You shut your whore mouth.
Title: Re: Shitty Music
Post by: Yeti on August 09, 2011, 01:15:33 PM
Quote from: PANK! on August 09, 2011, 12:12:34 PM
Quote from: Alrish Yeltin on August 09, 2011, 10:03:54 AM
Moody Blues.

You shut your whore mouth.

As soon as you stop riding John Lodge's seesaw
Title: Re: Shitty Music
Post by: BBM on August 09, 2011, 02:06:42 PM
Quote from: Alrish Yeltin on August 09, 2011, 10:03:54 AM
Moody Blues.


Cold-hearted Homer ditching his wife,
While ancient Ned runs for his life.
Chips of red, and blue, and white,
But we decide, we ...
Cut the poems, it's arse whoppin' time
Title: Re: Shitty Music
Post by: PenPho on August 09, 2011, 04:09:37 PM
Cheap Trick.

Wait, what are we doing?
Title: Re: Shitty Music
Post by: Slaky on August 09, 2011, 04:34:22 PM
Quote from: PenPho on August 09, 2011, 04:09:37 PM
Cheap Trick.

Wait, what are we doing?


I lost track.
Title: Re: Shitty Music
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on August 09, 2011, 06:17:53 PM
Quote from: PenPho on August 09, 2011, 04:09:37 PM
Cheap Trick.

You son of a—
Title: Re: Shitty Music
Post by: MidgetSellingWater on August 09, 2011, 11:41:21 PM
This could turn into the longest thread in the history of history.

I'll submit Muse and Foster the People for your consideration.
Title: Re: Shitty Music
Post by: Tonker on August 10, 2011, 01:29:35 AM
VAMPIRE FUCKING WEEKEND.  FUCK THAT NOISE.
Title: Re: Shitty Music
Post by: Quality Start Machine on August 10, 2011, 07:06:18 AM

Bro-rockers* Dropkick Murphys. Not even putting Bobby Orr in their video could redeem them.




*not mine, but I heartily endorse it.
Title: Re: Shitty Music
Post by: Slaky on August 10, 2011, 07:14:19 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 10, 2011, 01:29:35 AM
VAMPIRE FUCKING WEEKEND.  FUCK THAT NOISE.

This is not opinion but fact.
Title: Re: Shitty Music
Post by: R-V on August 10, 2011, 08:44:00 AM
The Shitty Beatles.
Title: Re: Shitty Music
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on August 10, 2011, 08:48:21 AM
Quote from: R-V on August 10, 2011, 08:44:00 AM
The Shitty Beatles.

They suck
Title: Re: Shitty Music
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on August 10, 2011, 11:14:28 AM
Rolling Stones, post-Exile on Main Street.

*puts on flamesuit in preparation for Oleg's righteous indignation*
Title: Re: Shitty Music
Post by: PenPho on August 10, 2011, 11:34:02 AM
Quote from: Fork on August 10, 2011, 07:06:18 AM

Bro-rockers* Dropkick Murphys. Not even putting Bobby Orr in their video could redeem them.




*not mine, but I heartily endorse it.

We recently used them in a non-Super Bowl commercial.
Title: Re: Shitty Music
Post by: BH on August 10, 2011, 11:42:37 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 10, 2011, 11:14:28 AM
Rolling Stones, post-Exile on Main Street.

*puts on flamesuit in preparation for Oleg's righteous indignation*

Fuckoff.
Title: Re: Shitty Music
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on August 10, 2011, 11:53:17 AM
Quote from: BH on August 10, 2011, 11:42:37 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 10, 2011, 11:14:28 AM
Rolling Stones, post-Exile on Main Street.

*puts on flamesuit in preparation for Oleg's righteous indignation*

Fuckoff.

You're right.  Tattoo You is sublime.

Title: Re: Shitty Music
Post by: Saul Goodman on August 10, 2011, 12:07:29 PM
Jimmy Buffett.
Title: Re: Shitty Music
Post by: BH on August 10, 2011, 12:21:41 PM
Quote from: PANK! on August 10, 2011, 11:53:17 AM
Quote from: BH on August 10, 2011, 11:42:37 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 10, 2011, 11:14:28 AM
Rolling Stones, post-Exile on Main Street.

*puts on flamesuit in preparation for Oleg's righteous indignation*

Fuckoff.

You're right.  Tattoo You is sublime.



You're a moran. To say Tattoo You is shitty is asinine.
Title: Re: Shitty Music
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on August 10, 2011, 12:22:43 PM
Quote from: BH on August 10, 2011, 12:21:41 PM
Quote from: PANK! on August 10, 2011, 11:53:17 AM
Quote from: BH on August 10, 2011, 11:42:37 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 10, 2011, 11:14:28 AM
Rolling Stones, post-Exile on Main Street.

*puts on flamesuit in preparation for Oleg's righteous indignation*

Fuckoff.

You're right.  Tattoo You is sublime.



You're a moran. To say Tattoo You is shitty is asinine.

Well that's not very irreverent of you.
Title: Re: Shitty Music
Post by: Quality Start Machine on August 10, 2011, 12:54:50 PM
Quote from: PANK! on August 10, 2011, 11:53:17 AM
Quote from: BH on August 10, 2011, 11:42:37 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 10, 2011, 11:14:28 AM
Rolling Stones, post-Exile on Main Street.

*puts on flamesuit in preparation for Oleg's righteous indignation*

Fuckoff.

You're right.  Tattoo You is sublime.



No, but "Some Girls" certainly is worthwhile.
Title: Re: Shitty Music
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on August 11, 2011, 10:09:20 AM
There's a whole world of reasons to hate Bob Geldof, but I am somewhat thankful he's around to be blamed for everything about this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G4jnaznUoQ
Title: Re: Shitty Music
Post by: Oleg on October 23, 2011, 11:17:27 AM
(http://www.homorazzi.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/kings-of-leon.jpg)
Title: Re: Shitty Music
Post by: Slaky on October 23, 2011, 05:20:59 PM
Quote from: Oleg on October 23, 2011, 11:17:27 AM
(http://www.homorazzi.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/kings-of-leon.jpg)

Have you figured it out?
Title: Re: Shitty Music
Post by: Tony on October 23, 2011, 05:42:09 PM
Quote from: Slaky on October 23, 2011, 05:20:59 PM
Quote from: Oleg on October 23, 2011, 11:17:27 AM
(http://www.homorazzi.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/kings-of-leon.jpg)

Have you figured it out?

Their first album was good. I think it was the first one.
Title: Re: Shitty Music
Post by: Oleg on October 24, 2011, 07:56:58 AM
Quote from: Tony on October 23, 2011, 05:42:09 PM
Quote from: Slaky on October 23, 2011, 05:20:59 PM
Quote from: Oleg on October 23, 2011, 11:17:27 AM
(http://www.homorazzi.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/kings-of-leon.jpg)

Have you figured it out?

Their first album was good. I think it was the first one.

I think their first album is fucking brilliant.  I sometimes feel that if that first album never existed, I would be completely oblivious that these fuckers make music.

They suck.
Title: Re: Shitty Music
Post by: BH on October 24, 2011, 09:17:23 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 24, 2011, 07:56:58 AM
Quote from: Tony on October 23, 2011, 05:42:09 PM
Quote from: Slaky on October 23, 2011, 05:20:59 PM
Quote from: Oleg on October 23, 2011, 11:17:27 AM
(http://www.homorazzi.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/kings-of-leon.jpg)

Have you figured it out?

Their first album was good. I think it was the first one.

I think their first album is fucking brilliant.  I sometimes feel that if that first album never existed, I would be completely oblivious that these fuckers make music.

They suck.

Youth and young manhood, aha shake heartbreak, because of the times were great albums.
Starting with Some Girls, they declined fast.
Title: Re: Shitty Music
Post by: R-V on February 19, 2012, 10:13:43 AM
Facebook status from an old co-worker.

QuoteLOVES the Wallflowers but mostly Jakob Dylan. Please make more music soon; I miss you.
Title: Re: Shitty Music
Post by: Quality Start Machine on February 20, 2012, 07:55:13 AM
Quote from: R-V on February 19, 2012, 10:13:43 AM
Facebook status from an old co-worker.

QuoteLOVES the Wallflowers but mostly Jakob Dylan. Please make more music soon; I miss you.

Maybe their demands (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/backstage/alternative/wallflowers) are never met.
Title: Re: Shitty Music
Post by: Slaky on February 20, 2012, 12:18:41 PM
Dubstep
Title: Re: Shitty Music
Post by: Tony on February 20, 2012, 04:55:50 PM
Quote from: Slaky on February 20, 2012, 12:18:41 PM
Dubstep

Does it mean that I'm old if I have no idea what dubstep is?
Title: Re: Shitty Music
Post by: Slaky on February 20, 2012, 05:02:33 PM
Quote from: Tony on February 20, 2012, 04:55:50 PM
Quote from: Slaky on February 20, 2012, 12:18:41 PM
Dubstep

Does it mean that I'm old if I have no idea what dubstep is?

No, it means you're lucky.
Title: Re: Shitty Music
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on February 20, 2012, 06:00:12 PM
Quote from: Slaky on February 20, 2012, 05:02:33 PM
Quote from: Tony on February 20, 2012, 04:55:50 PM
Quote from: Slaky on February 20, 2012, 12:18:41 PM
Dubstep

Does it mean that I'm old if I have no idea what dubstep is?

No, it means you're lucky.

It also probably means you're old.
Title: Re: Shitty Music
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on February 20, 2012, 07:18:39 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 20, 2012, 06:00:12 PM
Quote from: Slaky on February 20, 2012, 05:02:33 PM
Quote from: Tony on February 20, 2012, 04:55:50 PM
Quote from: Slaky on February 20, 2012, 12:18:41 PM
Dubstep

Does it mean that I'm old if I have no idea what dubstep is?

No, it means you're lucky.

It also probably means you're old.

Here-have a bumper sticker.
(http://www.ephemera-inc.com/images/products/1552.jpg)
Title: Re: Shitty Music
Post by: Tony on February 20, 2012, 10:02:43 PM
Quote from: PANK! on February 20, 2012, 07:18:39 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 20, 2012, 06:00:12 PM
Quote from: Slaky on February 20, 2012, 05:02:33 PM
Quote from: Tony on February 20, 2012, 04:55:50 PM
Quote from: Slaky on February 20, 2012, 12:18:41 PM
Dubstep

Does it mean that I'm old if I have no idea what dubstep is?

No, it means you're lucky.

It also probably means you're old.

Here-have a bumper sticker.
(http://www.ephemera-inc.com/images/products/1552.jpg)

I did see Jackyl at the World Music Theater, so that bumper sticker would be accurate.
Title: Re: Shitty Music
Post by: Internet Apex on February 23, 2012, 11:11:54 AM
Journey.

Also: House.
Title: Re: Shitty Music
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on February 24, 2012, 10:26:28 AM
Limp Bizkit, back in the headlines.

http://twitter.com/freddurst/status/172972150045675520

Quote from: Fred Durst"The game is missing danger, electricity, and rock n roll!!!!" Cash Money Limp Bizkit
Title: Re: Shitty Music
Post by: Wheezer on May 28, 2012, 10:09:34 AM
Who the fuck are the Delgados, and where can I send the cat foeaces? (Do not do this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTSLqmDS6CI).)
Title: Re: Shitty Music
Post by: Slaky on May 29, 2012, 09:14:00 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on May 28, 2012, 10:09:34 AM
Who the fuck are the Delgados, and where can I send the cat foeaces? (Do not do this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTSLqmDS6CI).)

They're Scottish. That's all I know.
Title: Re: Shitty Music
Post by: Richard Chuggar on May 29, 2012, 01:55:02 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/9Qdji.jpg)
Title: Re: Shitty Music
Post by: morpheus on June 04, 2012, 11:44:13 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on May 29, 2012, 01:55:02 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/9Qdji.jpg)

"Stop!  Collaborate and Listen!"
Title: Re: Shitty Music
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 04, 2012, 11:53:33 AM
http://douchebyyourside.com/ (http://douchebyyourside.com/)
Title: Re: Shitty Music
Post by: Oleg on August 15, 2012, 09:11:53 AM
Not sure where else to put this (http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-dandy-warhols-cover-eddie-cochran,83708/)...
Title: Re: Shitty Music
Post by: Slaky on August 15, 2012, 09:14:14 AM
Quote from: Oleg on August 15, 2012, 09:11:53 AM
Not sure where else to put this (http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-dandy-warhols-cover-eddie-cochran,83708/)...

I'm afraid to watch this. I used to love this band and they have really disappointed me over the last few albums.
Title: Re: Shitty Music
Post by: Oleg on August 15, 2012, 09:17:34 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 15, 2012, 09:14:14 AM
Quote from: Oleg on August 15, 2012, 09:11:53 AM
Not sure where else to put this (http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-dandy-warhols-cover-eddie-cochran,83708/)...

I'm afraid to watch this. I used to love this band and they have really disappointed me over the last few albums.

It's just a cover of Summertime Blues outside of Wrigley with the usual 'Lovable Losers' crap thrown in.  Nothing special.  There are worse things you can do with your 4 minutes.
Title: Re: Shitty Music
Post by: Saul Goodman on December 31, 2012, 11:08:05 PM
Way too many mentions of "Nicki Minaj" on this page. (http://pitchfork.com/features/staff-lists/9017-the-top-50-albums-of-2012/6/)
Title: Re: Shitty Music
Post by: BH on May 15, 2013, 01:50:33 PM
This  (http://www.themorningnews.org/article/right-here-waiting)article about richard marx butthurt over a comment in an article is excellent.
Title: Re: Shitty Music
Post by: Saul Goodman on June 25, 2013, 06:45:31 PM
Somebody please make "Radioactive" go away.
Title: Re: Shitty Music
Post by: BigDrinky on June 26, 2013, 09:43:44 AM
Quote from: BH on May 15, 2013, 01:50:33 PM
This  (http://www.themorningnews.org/article/right-here-waiting)article about richard marx butthurt over a comment in an article is excellent.

I might need to make a visit to this Lighthouse Tavern.