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Poll
Question: With chaos as well as the NATO and G8 Summitts scheduled for Chicago that weekend, where will the Cubs-Sox games be held?
Option 1: Wrigley Field, Chicago votes: 0
Option 2: Target Field, Minneapolis votes: 2
Option 3: Victory Field, Indianapolis votes: 1
Option 4: Sec Taylor Stadium, Des Moines votes: 1
Option 5: Ho Ho Kam Park, Mesa votes: 1
Option 6: Tokyo Dome, Tokyo votes: 2
Option 7: The Oval, London votes: 0
Option 8: Who cares? Blow the teams up for all I care. votes: 10
Title: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
Post by: Brownie on February 09, 2012, 01:50:51 PM
Just noticed the NATO/G8 Summits and Occupy Chicago Riots are scheduled the same weekend as the Cubs-Sox series at Wrigley. While not even beginning to process what havoc this will mean to the NHL and NBA Playoffs, remember that the G8 Summits forced the Blue Jays to play their home series against the Phillies in Philadelphia a couple years ago. (http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/world/g8-g20/news/jays-phillies-series-moving-to-philadelphia/article1564925/)
Title: Re: Where will the Cubs host the White Sox this May?
Post by: Brownie on February 09, 2012, 02:08:56 PM
For what it's worth, during the 1968 Democratic Convention, the Cubs were on the road, and the White Sox played their homestand at County Stadium, thus avoiding the invasion of Abbie Hoffman.
Title: Re: Where will the Cubs host the White Sox this May?
Post by: Slaky on February 09, 2012, 03:07:34 PM
This is all kinds of awesome. Hopefully the White Sox have to travel across town and their bus gets overturned by crazed protesters who them maim the entire team and then 40 years later they'll make a bad movie about it starring Matthew McConaughey.

Did anyone just notice that his name has 'ghey' at the end? That's funny.
Title: Re: Where will the Cubs host the White Sox this May?
Post by: morpheus on February 09, 2012, 03:13:20 PM
Quote from: Slaky on February 09, 2012, 03:07:34 PM
This is all kinds of awesome. Hopefully the White Sox have to travel across town and their bus gets overturned by crazed protesters who them maim the entire team and then 40 years later they'll make a bad movie about it starring Matthew McConaughey.

Did anyone just notice that his name has 'ghey' at the end? That's funny.

My God, the movie potential is amazing.  Call it "Don't Stop Believin'".  Heck, maybe your beloved Glee cast would sing on the movie soundtrack.  I'm starting to feel a movie poster coming on...
Title: Re: Where will the Cubs host the White Sox this May?
Post by: BH on February 09, 2012, 03:50:01 PM
Quote from: morpheus on February 09, 2012, 03:13:20 PM
Quote from: Slaky on February 09, 2012, 03:07:34 PM
This is all kinds of awesome. Hopefully the White Sox have to travel across town and their bus gets overturned by crazed protesters who them maim the entire team and then 40 years later they'll make a bad movie about it starring Matthew McConaughey.

Did anyone just notice that his name has 'ghey' at the end? That's funny.

My God, the movie potential is amazing.  Call it "Don't Stop Believin'".  Heck, maybe your beloved Glee cast would sing on the movie soundtrack.  I'm starting to feel a movie poster coming on...

"Win or die tryin'"
Title: Re: Where will the Cubs host the White Sox this May?
Post by: PenPho on February 09, 2012, 04:49:34 PM
Quote from: morpheus on February 09, 2012, 03:13:20 PM
Quote from: Slaky on February 09, 2012, 03:07:34 PM
This is all kinds of awesome. Hopefully the White Sox have to travel across town and their bus gets overturned by crazed protesters who them maim the entire team and then 40 years later they'll make a bad movie about it starring Matthew McConaughey.

Did anyone just notice that his name has 'ghey' at the end? That's funny.

My God, the movie potential is amazing.  Call it "Don't Stop Believin'".  Heck, maybe your beloved Glee cast would sing on the movie soundtrack.  I'm starting to feel a movie poster coming on...

I think that's just your bladder.
Title: Re: Where will the Cubs host the White Sox this May?
Post by: Saul Goodman on February 09, 2012, 07:26:39 PM
Quote from: Brownie on February 09, 2012, 01:50:51 PM
Just noticed the NATO/G8 Summits and Occupy Chicago Riots are scheduled the same weekend as the Cubs-Sox series at Wrigley. While not even beginning to process what havoc this will mean to the NHL and NBA Playoffs, remember that the G8 Summits forced the Blue Jays to play their home series against the Phillies in Philadelphia a couple years ago. (http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/world/g8-g20/news/jays-phillies-series-moving-to-philadelphia/article1564925/)


Too lazy to look. Is Milwaukee playing at home and thus not in the poll?
Title: Re: Where will the Cubs host the White Sox this May?
Post by: Tony on February 09, 2012, 08:50:56 PM
I vote for the U.S. Steel Yard.
Title: Re: Where will the Cubs host the White Sox this May?
Post by: Slaky on February 09, 2012, 09:02:40 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on February 09, 2012, 07:26:39 PM
Quote from: Brownie on February 09, 2012, 01:50:51 PM
Just noticed the NATO/G8 Summits and Occupy Chicago Riots are scheduled the same weekend as the Cubs-Sox series at Wrigley. While not even beginning to process what havoc this will mean to the NHL and NBA Playoffs, remember that the G8 Summits forced the Blue Jays to play their home series against the Phillies in Philadelphia a couple years ago. (http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/world/g8-g20/news/jays-phillies-series-moving-to-philadelphia/article1564925/)


Too lazy to look. Is Milwaukee playing at home and thus not in the poll?

TJ doesn't overlook these things so I assume yes.
Title: Re: Where will the Cubs host the White Sox this May?
Post by: Waco Kid on February 10, 2012, 07:07:51 AM
Quote from: morpheus on February 09, 2012, 03:13:20 PM
Quote from: Slaky on February 09, 2012, 03:07:34 PM
This is all kinds of awesome. Hopefully the White Sox have to travel across town and their bus gets overturned by crazed protesters who them maim the entire team and then 40 years later they'll make a bad movie about it starring Matthew McConaughey.

Did anyone just notice that his name has 'ghey' at the end? That's funny.

My God, the movie potential is amazing.  Call it "Don't Stop Believin'".  Heck, maybe your beloved Glee cast would sing on the movie soundtrack.  I'm starting to feel a movie poster coming on...

I'ts our turn.
Title: Re: Where will the Cubs host the White Sox this May?
Post by: Quality Start Machine on February 10, 2012, 08:30:05 AM
Quote from: Slaky on February 09, 2012, 03:07:34 PM
This is all kinds of awesome. Hopefully the White Sox have to travel across town and their bus gets overturned by crazed protesters who them maim the entire team and then 40 years later they'll make a bad movie about it starring Matthew McConaughey.

Did anyone just notice that his name has 'ghey' at the end? That's funny.

As long as it ends with Bo Jackson and Brian Bosworth having a shirtless hug atop Mount Rushmore.
Title: Re: Where will the Cubs host the White Sox this May?
Post by: Brownie on February 10, 2012, 12:27:20 PM
Quote from: Slaky on February 09, 2012, 09:02:40 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on February 09, 2012, 07:26:39 PM
Quote from: Brownie on February 09, 2012, 01:50:51 PM
Just noticed the NATO/G8 Summits and Occupy Chicago Riots are scheduled the same weekend as the Cubs-Sox series at Wrigley. While not even beginning to process what havoc this will mean to the NHL and NBA Playoffs, remember that the G8 Summits forced the Blue Jays to play their home series against the Phillies in Philadelphia a couple years ago. (http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/world/g8-g20/news/jays-phillies-series-moving-to-philadelphia/article1564925/)


Too lazy to look. Is Milwaukee playing at home and thus not in the poll?

TJ doesn't overlook these things so I assume yes.

Brewers host the Twins. Thus, Target Field is available. I didn't check on the urinal cake II.
Title: Re: Where will the Cubs host the White Sox this May?
Post by: Shooter on February 10, 2012, 06:56:09 PM
Houston, as some sort of karmic payback?
Title: Re: Where will the Cubs host the White Sox this May?
Post by: Slaky on March 05, 2012, 03:24:21 PM
The answer is Wrigley Field!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/05/g8-summit-moved_n_1322076.html?ref=chicago
Title: Re: Where will the Cubs host the White Sox this May?
Post by: Internet Apex on March 05, 2012, 03:45:12 PM
Quote from: Slaky on March 05, 2012, 03:24:21 PM
The answer is Wrigley Field!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/05/g8-summit-moved_n_1322076.html?ref=chicago

I think we should still riot and loot and set shit off here in Chicago regardless. Why should we miss out on all the fun?
Title: Re: Where will the Cubs host the White Sox this May?
Post by: CBStew on March 05, 2012, 06:35:00 PM
Darn.  Mrs. Cubbieblue and I will be in Chicago that weekend and were looking forward to a nice riot.
Title: Re: Where will the Cubs host the White Sox this May?
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on March 05, 2012, 06:40:01 PM
Quote from: CBStew on March 05, 2012, 06:35:00 PM
Darn.  Mrs. Cubbieblue and I will be in Chicago that weekend and were looking forward to a nice riot.

Well, the NATO summit will apparently still be here that Sunday and Monday.
Title: Re: Where will the Cubs host the White Sox this May?
Post by: CBStew on March 05, 2012, 07:48:20 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 05, 2012, 06:40:01 PM
Quote from: CBStew on March 05, 2012, 06:35:00 PM
Darn.  Mrs. Cubbieblue and I will be in Chicago that weekend and were looking forward to a nice riot.

Well, the NATO summit will apparently still be here that Sunday and Monday.

A riot against NATO doesn't have the same appeal.
Title: Re: Where will the Cubs host the White Sox this May?
Post by: BC on March 05, 2012, 10:32:26 PM
Quote from: CBStew on March 05, 2012, 07:48:20 PM
A riot against NATO doesn't have the same appeal.

Correct. We can all get hacked off at the other G8 nations, but it would be awful to even consider protesting against a group that calls Poland and Denmark as members.
Title: Re: Where will the Cubs host the White Sox this May?
Post by: Brownie on May 02, 2012, 08:50:24 AM
A noted Chicago baseball expert notes that the northern suburbs will be secure, (http://winnetka.patch.com/articles/suburban-cops-prepping-for-nato-summit-3e01437a?ncid=newsltuspatc00000001) possibly making Duke Childs Field in Winnetka an option?

Wow. Is Diamond Gems dead, replaced by calls to sleepy suburban police departments who confuse Queen Elizabeth driving down Dempster with Lady Di's motorcade going down Dempster?
Title: Re: Where will the Cubs host the White Sox this May?
Post by: Brownie on May 16, 2012, 08:57:57 AM
I think this is as good a thread as any to make the NATO clusterfuck thread. Fight in Bridgeport between a bunch of anarchists and 80-year-old Sox fans (it's a shame a side had to lose) last night during a protest March gone bad. The closure of the CHICAGO RIVER! The Fox Lake Metra Station featuring tighter security than Ben Guiron Airport.

My wife getting Monday and possibly Friday off because she works in the Equitable Building while the absence of threats to Niles means I have to work both days.

NATO leaders possibly threatening to break away from any alliance with the U.S. and nuke us to the stone age after being forced to watch in person the Cubs (Dempster 0-1) vs. the White Sox (Danks 2-4) with the meatballs in full glory.

Anyone planning on attending any of those games? Anyone planning on leaving town? Anyone (I'm looking at you J. Walter Weatherman) planning to protest?
Title: Re: Where will the Cubs host the White Sox this May?
Post by: Saul Goodman on May 16, 2012, 09:30:49 AM
Quote from: Brownie on May 16, 2012, 08:57:57 AM


Anyone (I'm looking at you J. Walter Weatherman) planning to protest?

Where does Crane live?
Title: Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
Post by: Bort on May 16, 2012, 09:49:25 AM
Whoa man. J. Walter is a TAXOLIB HOMOCRAT. You want ANARCHOFAG OCCUBOMBER, you call a Bort.
Title: Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
Post by: SKO on May 16, 2012, 09:54:45 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 16, 2012, 09:49:25 AM
Whoa man. J. Walter is a TAXOLIB HOMOCRAT. You want ANARCHOFAG OCCUBOMBER, you call a Bort.

Bort? You mean the guy in the polo over there picking out a mini-van for his burgeoning suburban family? Doesn't sound like an anarchist to me.

*eagerly awaits Morph photoshop of Bort protesting with a baby bjorn strapped to his chest.
Title: Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
Post by: Brownie on May 16, 2012, 09:56:58 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 16, 2012, 09:49:25 AM
Whoa man. J. Walter is a TAXOLIB HOMOCRAT. You want ANARCHOFAG OCCUBOMBER, you call a Bort.

J. Walter is a protest profiteer, amirite?
Title: Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
Post by: Bort on May 16, 2012, 09:59:17 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 16, 2012, 09:54:45 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 16, 2012, 09:49:25 AM
Whoa man. J. Walter is a TAXOLIB HOMOCRAT. You want ANARCHOFAG OCCUBOMBER, you call a Bort.

Bort? You mean the guy in the polo over there picking out a mini-van for his burgeoning suburban family? Doesn't sound like an anarchist to me.

Just ask any Marxist Stooge: scratch an anarchist, find a Petit Bourgeois.
Title: Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
Post by: flannj on May 16, 2012, 10:48:25 AM

So was J. Walter among the 300 or so goofs that were just chanting outside the CBOT?
Title: Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 16, 2012, 11:03:01 AM
Quote from: flannj on May 16, 2012, 10:48:25 AM

So was J. Walter among the 300 or so goofs that were just chanting outside the CBOT?

This image of Thrill as omnipresent Chicago protester is one that has kept me chuckling for the better part of the morning.
Title: Re: Where will the Cubs host the White Sox this May?
Post by: Slaky on May 16, 2012, 11:11:31 AM
Quote from: Brownie on May 16, 2012, 08:57:57 AM
I think this is as good a thread as any to make the NATO clusterfuck thread. Fight in Bridgeport between a bunch of anarchists and 80-year-old Sox fans (it's a shame a side had to lose) last night during a protest March gone bad. The closure of the CHICAGO RIVER! The Fox Lake Metra Station featuring tighter security than Ben Guiron Airport.

My wife getting Monday and possibly Friday off because she works in the Equitable Building while the absence of threats to Niles means I have to work both days.

NATO leaders possibly threatening to break away from any alliance with the U.S. and nuke us to the stone age after being forced to watch in person the Cubs (Dempster 0-1) vs. the White Sox (Danks 2-4) with the meatballs in full glory.

Anyone planning on attending any of those games? Anyone planning on leaving town? Anyone (I'm looking at you J. Walter Weatherman) planning to protest?

He's not just a Weatherman by internet alias.
Title: Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
Post by: PenPho on May 16, 2012, 11:16:30 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 16, 2012, 11:03:01 AM
Quote from: flannj on May 16, 2012, 10:48:25 AM

So was J. Walter among the 300 or so goofs that were just chanting outside the CBOT?

This image of Thrill as omnipresent Chicago protester is one that has kept me chuckling for the better part of the morning.

(http://oi49.tinypic.com/11wc1ax.jpg)
Title: Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on May 16, 2012, 11:23:14 AM
Quote from: PenPho on May 16, 2012, 11:16:30 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 16, 2012, 11:03:01 AM
Quote from: flannj on May 16, 2012, 10:48:25 AM

So was J. Walter among the 300 or so goofs that were just chanting outside the CBOT?

This image of Thrill as omnipresent Chicago protester is one that has kept me chuckling for the better part of the morning.

(http://oi49.tinypic.com/11wc1ax.jpg)

Shut it down, folks.  Pen has won.
Title: Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on May 16, 2012, 11:54:52 AM
Wow... I'm off talking about SPORTZ and come here to find a whole thread all about me.

As a soon-to-be-minted hippie millionaire, I figure I got mine.

Time to get out of the racket while the gettin's good.
Title: Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on May 16, 2012, 12:05:20 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 16, 2012, 11:54:52 AM
Wow... I'm off talking about SPORTZ and come here to find a whole thread all about me.

As a soon-to-be-minted hippie millionaire, I figure I got mine.

Time to get out of the racket while the gettin's good.

You're just not participating because you don't have any Amish clothing.
Title: Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 16, 2012, 12:25:33 PM
Quote from: PANK! on May 16, 2012, 12:05:20 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 16, 2012, 11:54:52 AM
Wow... I'm off talking about SPORTZ and come here to find a whole thread all about me.

As a soon-to-be-minted hippie millionaire, I figure I got mine.

Time to get out of the racket while the gettin's good.

You're just not participating because you don't have any Amish clothing.

...yet
Title: Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
Post by: flannj on May 16, 2012, 01:37:14 PM
And we have just recorded our first two feces throwing incidents of the summit.
Two bike riding protesters exercising their 1st. Amendment rights and their throwing arms at two grain traders that walked out of the building with their trading jackets on.
Title: Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on May 16, 2012, 01:39:19 PM
Quote from: flannj on May 16, 2012, 01:37:14 PM
And we have just recorded our first two feces throwing incidents of the summit.
Two bike riding protesters exercising their 1st. Amendment rights and their throwing arms at two grain traders that walked out of the building with their trading jackets on.

They were just giving the grain traders free fertilizer.
Title: Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
Post by: PenPho on May 16, 2012, 01:46:09 PM
Quote from: flannj on May 16, 2012, 01:37:14 PM
And we have just recorded our first two feces throwing incidents of the summit.
Two bike riding protesters exercising their 1st. Amendment rights and their throwing arms at two grain traders that walked out of the building with their trading jackets on.

They heard that you guys like to make bets about how much shit you can eat in 7 minutes.
Title: Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
Post by: Slaky on May 16, 2012, 02:06:41 PM
Quote from: flannj on May 16, 2012, 01:37:14 PM
And we have just recorded our first two feces throwing incidents of the summit.
Two bike riding protesters exercising their 1st. Amendment rights and their throwing arms at two grain traders that walked out of the building with their trading jackets on.

Heard about that from my friend that works there - so apparently none of you are safe from poo.
Title: Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
Post by: R-V on May 17, 2012, 09:12:11 AM
Now this is my kind of protest.

http://gawker.com/5910720/man-protests-all+you+can+eat-restaurant-after-getting-kicked-out-for-eating-too-much
Title: Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
Post by: Eli on May 17, 2012, 09:17:27 AM
Quote from: R-V on May 17, 2012, 09:12:11 AM
Now this is my kind of protest.

http://gawker.com/5910720/man-protests-all+you+can+eat-restaurant-after-getting-kicked-out-for-eating-too-much

'Tis no man. 'Tis a remorseless eatin' machine!
Title: Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on May 17, 2012, 09:22:20 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 17, 2012, 09:17:27 AM
Quote from: R-V on May 17, 2012, 09:12:11 AM
Now this is my kind of protest.

http://gawker.com/5910720/man-protests-all+you+can+eat-restaurant-after-getting-kicked-out-for-eating-too-much

'Tis no man. 'Tis a remorseless eatin' machine!

Come see Bottomless Pete, nature's cruelest mistake.
Title: Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
Post by: CBStew on May 17, 2012, 09:41:39 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 17, 2012, 09:22:20 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 17, 2012, 09:17:27 AM
Quote from: R-V on May 17, 2012, 09:12:11 AM
Now this is my kind of protest.

http://gawker.com/5910720/man-protests-all+you+can+eat-restaurant-after-getting-kicked-out-for-eating-too-much

'Tis no man. 'Tis a remorseless eatin' machine!

Come see Bottomless Pete, nature's cruelest mistake.

Years from now historians are going to document how the Gluttony Party came into being.
Title: Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 17, 2012, 09:44:30 AM
Quote from: CBStew on May 17, 2012, 09:41:39 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 17, 2012, 09:22:20 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 17, 2012, 09:17:27 AM
Quote from: R-V on May 17, 2012, 09:12:11 AM
Now this is my kind of protest.

http://gawker.com/5910720/man-protests-all+you+can+eat-restaurant-after-getting-kicked-out-for-eating-too-much

'Tis no man. 'Tis a remorseless eatin' machine!

Come see Bottomless Pete, nature's cruelest mistake.

Years from now historians are going to document how the Gluttony Party came into being.

Yetti's 19th century doppelganger already had a head start on the founding...

(http://www.nndb.com/people/924/000116576/boss-tweed-1-sized.jpg)
Title: Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on May 17, 2012, 09:46:56 AM
But everything on the menu has fish in it.

But what about the bread?  Does that have fish in it?

Yes.
Title: Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
Post by: thehawk on May 17, 2012, 09:55:55 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 17, 2012, 09:22:20 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 17, 2012, 09:17:27 AM
Quote from: R-V on May 17, 2012, 09:12:11 AM
Now this is my kind of protest.

http://gawker.com/5910720/man-protests-all+you+can+eat-restaurant-after-getting-kicked-out-for-eating-too-much

'Tis no man. 'Tis a remorseless eatin' machine!

Come see Bottomless Pete, nature's cruelest mistake.

I'm sorry, this is all the fault of the restaurant, you open an all you can eat place in Mequon Wisconsin, you have to live with the consequences
Title: Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
Post by: CBStew on May 17, 2012, 03:11:50 PM
Quote from: thehawk on May 17, 2012, 09:55:55 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 17, 2012, 09:22:20 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 17, 2012, 09:17:27 AM
Quote from: R-V on May 17, 2012, 09:12:11 AM
Now this is my kind of protest.

http://gawker.com/5910720/man-protests-all+you+can+eat-restaurant-after-getting-kicked-out-for-eating-too-much

'Tis no man. 'Tis a remorseless eatin' machine!

Come see Bottomless Pete, nature's cruelest mistake.

I'm sorry, this is all the fault of the restaurant, you open an all you can eat place in Mequon Wisconsin, you have to live with the consequences

The sign on the wall says that the seating capacity of the restaurant is 72 people.  But somehow it seems crowded with a dozen cheeseheads in there.
Title: Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
Post by: Armchair_QB on May 17, 2012, 09:47:45 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 17, 2012, 09:22:20 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 17, 2012, 09:17:27 AM
Quote from: R-V on May 17, 2012, 09:12:11 AM
Now this is my kind of protest.

http://gawker.com/5910720/man-protests-all+you+can+eat-restaurant-after-getting-kicked-out-for-eating-too-much

'Tis no man. 'Tis a remorseless eatin' machine!

Come see Bottomless Pete, nature's cruelest mistake.

Come for the Freak. Stay for the Food!
Title: Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
Post by: Armchair_QB on May 17, 2012, 09:52:03 PM
Quote from: R-V on May 17, 2012, 09:12:11 AM
Now this is my kind of protest.

http://gawker.com/5910720/man-protests-all+you+can+eat-restaurant-after-getting-kicked-out-for-eating-too-much

"Svelte Brewers Fan Removed From Mequon Fine Dining Establishment."
Title: Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
Post by: Tinker to Evers to Chance on May 17, 2012, 09:58:17 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on May 17, 2012, 09:47:45 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 17, 2012, 09:22:20 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 17, 2012, 09:17:27 AM
Quote from: R-V on May 17, 2012, 09:12:11 AM
Now this is my kind of protest.

http://gawker.com/5910720/man-protests-all+you+can+eat-restaurant-after-getting-kicked-out-for-eating-too-much

'Tis no man. 'Tis a remorseless eatin' machine!

Come see Bottomless Pete, nature's cruelest mistake.

Come for the Freak. Stay for the Food!

I heard they shaved a Gorilla.
Title: Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
Post by: Tony on May 18, 2012, 10:55:25 AM
Do I have to worry about somebody throwing poop at me when I go to the game today?
Title: Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
Post by: Brownie on May 18, 2012, 11:28:41 AM
Quote from: Tony on May 18, 2012, 10:55:25 AM
Do I have to worry about somebody throwing poop at me when I go to the game today?

They're advising people in the Loop to dress like a no-good bum. I'm sure SportsWorld has a Sox hat you could buy to avoid the poop.
Title: Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
Post by: flannj on May 18, 2012, 11:54:04 AM
Quote from: Tony on May 18, 2012, 10:55:25 AM
Do I have to worry about somebody throwing poop at me when I go to the game today?

Don't wear a trading jacket to the game.
Title: Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
Post by: BBM on May 19, 2012, 01:55:15 PM
I take it Koyie is retiring Sunday right?
Title: Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
Post by: Saul Goodman on May 19, 2012, 02:05:37 PM
Quote from: BBM on May 19, 2012, 01:55:15 PM
I take it Koyie is retiring Sunday right?

As long as Sveum doesn't fall in love with him like Quade, meh. Did the pitchers get too uneasy with unfamiliar catchers or something, maybe?