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1  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Javier Baez 2014 ROY-MVP-World Series MVP Thread on: September 21, 2017, 11:25:15 PM
Don't forget El Mago with that clutch RBI. 
2  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Wade the mother fucking Cyborg Davis Splooge Thread on: September 21, 2017, 11:22:30 PM
The goddamn brass balls on this guy. Extension please.

Fuck and yes.  Call his agent and extend him tonight.
3  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread on: September 21, 2017, 11:20:23 PM
MVP
4  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: The Justin Wilson Guar-on-teed Splooge thread on: September 21, 2017, 09:51:37 PM
*loud fart noise*
5  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread on: September 21, 2017, 12:42:55 PM
DPD but man what a damn shame Grady Sizemore's career was. Averaged 6.2 bWAR in his four full seasons through age 25, then played just 419 more games the rest of his career.

Get this negativity the fuck out of the Kris Bryant thread. Why arenít you appreciating him more, you jerk? This is the thread where we appreciate him, not jinx him by bringing up failures. Someone should have told you.
6  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse on: September 19, 2017, 02:16:15 PM
Well that was easily the best series I've attended since the 2016 NLCS games in L.A.
7  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno on: September 16, 2017, 02:46:04 PM
As I was saying, John Lackey sucks.
8  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno on: September 15, 2017, 04:06:47 PM
John Lackey... he's bad

One hit, one run in three innings. Don't go all SKO on us here.

That was after the home run, which ol' John leads the league in allowing by the way, because he is in fact bad. Don't you judge me.

The old bastard has humiliated me the last several times I've bumped this thread following a first inning run because he almost always settles down afterwards. You gotta wait for that 4th run to cross before you get real cranky.

Anyone defending him now? He just fucked the bullpen, fucked Contreras, and fucked the score with his crybaby bullshit. I don't care if the umpire blew it. Do your damn job.

No I would have gone absolutely as apeshit as John did there and I don't blame him. He had to fucking throw it down the middle, too, when the ump won't give you THAT pitch. Fuck umpires.

That was twice.
Fuck that ump.
Ejection during a play?

I need to calm down. God damnit.

There's zero, fucking zero justification for ejecting Willson either. Dude was calming down, it was over, THEN ump tosses him.

I don't think he *had* to throw a meatball hanging breaking ball that anyone else but the pitcher would have hit over the wall.

Empirical evidence much?




Nice freeze frame.
I'll say it again, empirical evidence much?

Okay, so ... I don't know what you want here, exactly, except to defend John Fucking Lackey. We're taking about one specific pitch. You want me to mathematically prove my opinion that that pitch was easy to hit, for some reason. And apparently evidence acquired by observation no longer counts as empirical evidence, so, I'll just have Lackey stick around and throw that same pitch to the entire Cardinals lineup and report back on how many guys hit it out. Cool?
9  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse on: September 15, 2017, 03:58:20 PM
Eat it, fuckheads.
10  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Cubs 2017 Let's Win Two! on: September 15, 2017, 03:42:11 PM
What blown call?
11  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno on: September 15, 2017, 03:40:10 PM
John Lackey... he's bad

One hit, one run in three innings. Don't go all SKO on us here.

That was after the home run, which ol' John leads the league in allowing by the way, because he is in fact bad. Don't you judge me.

The old bastard has humiliated me the last several times I've bumped this thread following a first inning run because he almost always settles down afterwards. You gotta wait for that 4th run to cross before you get real cranky.

Anyone defending him now? He just fucked the bullpen, fucked Contreras, and fucked the score with his crybaby bullshit. I don't care if the umpire blew it. Do your damn job.

No I would have gone absolutely as apeshit as John did there and I don't blame him. He had to fucking throw it down the middle, too, when the ump won't give you THAT pitch. Fuck umpires.

That was twice.
Fuck that ump.
Ejection during a play?

I need to calm down. God damnit.

There's zero, fucking zero justification for ejecting Willson either. Dude was calming down, it was over, THEN ump tosses him.

I don't think he *had* to throw a meatball hanging breaking ball that anyone else but the pitcher would have hit over the wall.

Empirical evidence much?


12  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno on: September 15, 2017, 03:02:36 PM
John Lackey... he's bad

One hit, one run in three innings. Don't go all SKO on us here.

That was after the home run, which ol' John leads the league in allowing by the way, because he is in fact bad. Don't you judge me.

The old bastard has humiliated me the last several times I've bumped this thread following a first inning run because he almost always settles down afterwards. You gotta wait for that 4th run to cross before you get real cranky.

Anyone defending him now? He just fucked the bullpen, fucked Contreras, and fucked the score with his crybaby bullshit. I don't care if the umpire blew it. Do your damn job.

No I would have gone absolutely as apeshit as John did there and I don't blame him. He had to fucking throw it down the middle, too, when the ump won't give you THAT pitch. Fuck umpires.

That was twice.
Fuck that ump.
Ejection during a play?

I need to calm down. God damnit.

There's zero, fucking zero justification for ejecting Willson either. Dude was calming down, it was over, THEN ump tosses him.

I don't think he *had* to throw a meatball hanging breaking ball that anyone else but the pitcher would have hit over the wall.
13  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno on: September 15, 2017, 02:42:26 PM
John Lackey... he's bad

One hit, one run in three innings. Don't go all SKO on us here.

That was after the home run, which ol' John leads the league in allowing by the way, because he is in fact bad. Don't you judge me.

The old bastard has humiliated me the last several times I've bumped this thread following a first inning run because he almost always settles down afterwards. You gotta wait for that 4th run to cross before you get real cranky.

Anyone defending him now? He just fucked the bullpen, fucked Contreras, and fucked the score with his crybaby bullshit. I don't care if the umpire blew it. Do your damn job.
14  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno on: September 15, 2017, 02:22:22 PM
John Lackey... he's bad

One hit, one run in three innings. Don't go all SKO on us here.

That was after the home run, which ol' John leads the league in allowing by the way, because he is in fact bad. Don't you judge me.
15  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno on: September 15, 2017, 01:39:51 PM
John Lackey... he's bad
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