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1  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Reasonable Trade Discussion on: August 27, 2016, 09:05:16 PM
The know-it-all loudmouth behind me who's been mansplaining baseball to his girlfriend/wife without taking a break was really impressed with this new kid Jesse Chavez, thinks that inning must be a big lift for a guy who's not used to the pressure of the major leagues, so maybe the Cubs should try to trade for him in the offseason.
Oh, I don't know.  Why not get that fellow Kershaw?  Or maybe that Strasburg kid?

Those bums are old news.  Jesse Chavez is the new hotness.
2  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Reasonable Trade Discussion on: August 27, 2016, 06:03:51 PM
The know-it-all loudmouth behind me who's been mansplaining baseball to his girlfriend/wife without taking a break was really impressed with this new kid Jesse Chavez, thinks that inning must be a big lift for a guy who's not used to the pressure of the major leagues, so maybe the Cubs should try to trade for him in the offseason.
3  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: The "Jason Heyward Drinks Delicious Cardinal Tears" Sploogetime Thread on: August 27, 2016, 05:30:22 PM
Great at-bat. Followed by a really dumb steal attempt. Someone should have told him that Bryant's on deck.
4  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE on: August 27, 2016, 04:32:16 PM
Could Zobrist stop with the bunts

Seriously. Vin was saying he does whatever they ask, they put the bunt sign down and he does his job, but I'm pretty sure no one was telling him to bunt. I guess he just doesn't see Urias very well.
5  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread on: August 27, 2016, 12:25:30 AM
Holy fucking shit. Against a guy who hadn't given a HR up this year until that.

More like Adam Liberaturd amirite
6  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: 2016 MLB Thread on: August 27, 2016, 12:03:02 AM
Dodgers fans aren't very bright. They boo their own pitcher for stepping off the rubber with a runner on, and they care more about trying to hit a crowd beach ball (and keeping up with the wave) than watching the game. Truly a weird baseball experience.
7  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE on: August 26, 2016, 10:35:21 PM
They're looking a little sloppy against a potential playoff opponent. DOOM AND PANIC! PANIC AND DOOM!
8  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread on: August 26, 2016, 10:32:40 PM
Is it too early to sign him to a 20-year lifetime contract?

Why do you want Kris Bryant to die when he's 44?

That's true. He's playing until he's 50 at least.
9  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: I admit it... on: August 26, 2016, 03:30:17 PM
...I honestly don't care if any Cubs win any awards this year if they take the series.

This times infinity.

Literally no one disagrees with this.

Yeah it's possible to want the team to win the whole damn thing and for the players to get recognized for their individual accomplishments while also keeping those two things in the proper prioritization.

Furthermore and in addition, I also feel like I should publicly register my agreement with everyone else on this particular topic of conversation too.

It is my desire also that the Cubs win the World Series. For the record.

Having given this much consideration I might possibly agree.

As controversial as this stance might be, I would like to go on the record as desiring a Cubs World Series victory, yes.

I most heartily concur.

Whoa, you're coming in strong there, buddy. Dial it back.
10  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread on: August 26, 2016, 03:28:34 PM
Is it too early to sign him to a 20-year lifetime contract?

Intrepid Reader: Scott Boras

MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I mean, pay the man. I wasn't saying low-ball him.
11  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread on: August 26, 2016, 02:56:27 PM
Is it too early to sign him to a 20-year lifetime contract?
12  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: I admit it... on: August 26, 2016, 02:56:06 PM
...I honestly don't care if any Cubs win any awards this year if they take the series.

This times infinity.

Literally no one disagrees with this.

Yeah it's possible to want the team to win the whole damn thing and for the players to get recognized for their individual accomplishments while also keeping those two things in the proper prioritization.

Furthermore and in addition, I also feel like I should publicly register my agreement with everyone else on this particular topic of conversation too.

It is my desire also that the Cubs win the World Series. For the record.
13  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: The Chicago Shite Sox on: August 26, 2016, 01:07:23 PM
Guaranteed Rate Field. Next up: Desipio Park.

Can't wait to see how they incorporate this logo.



Hey, the CEO's grandson's nephew worked really hard on that.
14  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Totally Unlistenable on: August 24, 2016, 10:42:15 PM
The Score should be fined for putting Hub's moronic sports opinions on the air, especially on baseball.  He's completely clueless and I wish he was a Sox fan.
15  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: The Chicago Shite Sox on: August 24, 2016, 04:48:45 PM
Guaranteed Rate Field. Next up: Desipio Park.
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