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1  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE on: Today at 03:33:12 PM
Is pinch hitting for Montero down 2 with a runner in scoring position in the 8th not an option?

He just drew a walk but still. He objectively blows.
2  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: This. Fucking. Bullpen. on: Today at 03:25:49 PM
Welp.
3  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE on: July 29, 2016, 02:09:37 PM
You guys are a tough crowd.  He is a left handed bat who is hitting .295.  So he isn't Babe Ruth or Ted Williams.  Nonetheless, he seems to be a pretty good choice for inclusion in the line up every so often.

Are you talking about Chris Coghlan? He's hitting .155 this year -- .194 for the Cubs. That doesn't include the weak tapper he just hit back to the mound.


What about that two-run single he just dropped into center? La Stella would have fucked that up for sure. #CubForLife
4  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE on: July 29, 2016, 01:04:23 PM
I don't even like Tommy La Stella that much but why in the fucking fuck do they think having Coghlan on the roster instead of him for even a day makes any fucking sense? Christ on a bike this is dumb.

LaStella is decent off the bench. Coghlan is tits on a bull.

"We need OF depth" then fucking give La Stella an OF glove. If he's not "worst outfielder in the majors" level bad, congrats, he's better than Chris Coghlan! Who has been, and I really can't stress this enough, the worst outfielder in baseball this year.
You guys are a tough crowd.  He is a left handed bat who is hitting .295.  So he isn't Babe Ruth or Ted Williams.  Nonetheless, he seems to be a pretty good choice for inclusion in the line up every so often.

I agree on La Stella. That's why I was saying it's dumb to demote La Stella to the minors to make room for Coghlan, who is bad.

Tommy must be kicking himself for not hitting 5 points better so he could stay.
5  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE on: July 29, 2016, 12:30:22 PM
I don't even like Tommy La Stella that much but why in the fucking fuck do they think having Coghlan on the roster instead of him for even a day makes any fucking sense? Christ on a bike this is dumb.

LaStella is decent off the bench. Coghlan is tits on a bull.

"We need OF depth" then fucking give La Stella an OF glove. If he's not "worst outfielder in the majors" level bad, congrats, he's better than Chris Coghlan! Who has been, and I really can't stress this enough, the worst outfielder in baseball this year.
You guys are a tough crowd.  He is a left handed bat who is hitting .295.  So he isn't Babe Ruth or Ted Williams.  Nonetheless, he seems to be a pretty good choice for inclusion in the line up every so often.

We're not saying he should start, we're saying he's a better player than Chris Fucking Coghlan who is completely useless and also probably kind of a dickhead to boot. "I'm bad only because Joe Maddon doesn't play me every day. I, the great Chris Coghlan, require consistent playing time, otherwise you deserve what happens." What an asshole.
6  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE on: July 29, 2016, 10:41:05 AM
Just when they start playing well, we have to watch Chris Fucking Coghlan again? Someone please tell Theo that he sucks.
7  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: This. Fucking. Bullpen. on: July 29, 2016, 01:49:52 AM
So this is what having an elite bullpen is like. 3 IP. 1 H. 0 R. 1 BB. 5 SO.

Not bad. I'm trying not to think about what kind of person the guy at the end might be, but still. Strop looked really good tonight too. Thanks, Orioles.
8  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: The "Jason Heyward Drinks Delicious Cardinal Tears" Sploogetime Thread on: July 28, 2016, 02:44:12 PM
Benched against Sale. Szczur in LF, Fowler in CF, Zo in RF.
9  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Javier Baez 2014 ROY-MVP-World Series MVP Thread on: July 28, 2016, 09:08:57 AM
.287/.327/.471/.801, 113 wRC+, .342 wOBA, 1.9 fWAR in 84 games, all while being the most exciting, flashy player I can remember the Cubs having in my lifetime. He rules.

These ... do not add up. But Javy still rules.
10  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Score some fucking runs thread on: July 27, 2016, 09:46:23 PM
THANK YOU JAYSUS
11  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Javier Baez 2014 ROY-MVP-World Series MVP Thread on: July 27, 2016, 09:16:30 PM
ANTHONY RANAUDO SUCKS!
12  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread on: July 27, 2016, 08:54:18 PM
K-BOOM. About time someone roughed up this bum.
13  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Score some fucking runs thread on: July 27, 2016, 08:34:52 PM
It's like this week is a series of dares to see how many increasingly bad pitchers they can face and not do anything at all against before the vein in my head finally pops and I see the glorious white light

You left out giving up home runs to said bad pitchers.
14  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Score some fucking runs thread on: July 27, 2016, 11:21:04 AM
I guess all these players are bad now!!!

Epstink is terrible!
15  General Category / Desipio Lounge / Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever on: July 26, 2016, 08:19:22 PM
Clayton Richard.

He's probably smiling all smugly about Travis Wood's inning right now.
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