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Mehran Karimi Nasseri, age ≈76.

Ron Popeil, 86.

I was paying less than full attention to this at the outset, but the synchronized skydiving routine was attention grabbing for its idiocy.

I didn't realize that this could go downhill to the point that it comes to the corn-fed defeating the watermelon eaters. I guess they both eat fried chicken.

Helmut Jahn, 81, while running a stop sign on his bike.

That chiller plant is immediately south of the U. of C. Press building and, more importantly, was adjacent to my cubicle. I almost went bonkers from the construction noise. Oh, and they destroyed the community garden to make room for it.

Bobby Unser, 87, has crossed the finish line.

Gordon Liddy, 90.

Well, as far as premieres go, that was atrocious. The obnoxious newspaper overlays didn't help, and the magic teleportation pills were just icing on the cake.

Tanugula Satish, 45, killed by his own cock.

I thought I had seen it all with this moronic craze, but I was just looking for tapas recipes, and sure as shootin', some asshole barfed up a recipe for "Sweet Potato Tapas Bravas." Just FOADIAF, the lot of you.

If a Bond Marathon is all there is, then so be it.

But the production values on this thing are just awful, obvious money sinks notwithstanding. For me, the highlight was during the final underwater battle -- for some reason, they cut to a two-second cameo from some sort of colorful crustacean. I dunno, Ogdens, but maybe it had a semantic payload.

Working for me so far. Four episodes in the the series, it seems, thus averting the embarrasment that is The Walking Dead franchise.

I thought I could take anything Sean Connery, but when the reveal was that he knew secrets about Area 51, the TV was turned off.

Speaking as a fourth-generation Bohunk, I am confident in saying this shit tastes worse than feet. Drained, rinsed, the works (which shouldn't be needed in the first place). just fucking awful. Somebody from mothering-dot-com must be behind this travesty.

I think this is the last mamesh tragedy that I've seen. In decades.

OK, I'm pretty hard up for entertainment down here trying to manage my father's estate or, more properly, just get a damn handle on things. The psychological wobbliness* was sadly predictable, given that I just had to excuse myself from a freaking psych ward, but it was fairly well managed with the Harry Potter marathon, and Vin Diesel was helping here and there, but, man oh man, this entry has moved me to mamesh sadness for Lee Marvin and Chuck Norris.

I managed to miss the part that comes before the denoument because I was indulging in this composition, but Shelley Winters looked great as a saving grace.

*It's innocent. Just. Don't. Start.

Alex Trebek, aged 80.

No telling whether it would have been amenable to a Whipple procedure even if caught before metastasizing. Episodes will run through Christmas.

Joey Moss, 57.

James Randi, aged 92.

Johnny Nash, 80.