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#2
The Dead Pool / The Right Snuff
December 08, 2020, 01:28:04 PM #4
The Dead Pool / I said music is what I've got to give and I've got to find some way to make it
September 12, 2020, 08:50:17 AM
Music is what I've got baby, I want you to come on and shake it.
Toots Hibert, 77.
20-20 was his number.
Toots Hibert, 77.
20-20 was his number.
#5
The Dead Pool / Beverly Cleary outlasts another one/Gone with the Natural Causes
July 26, 2020, 12:12:29 PM
Olivia de Havilland of Gone with the Wind fame, canceled in her sleep at 104.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
#VisibleArches
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#VisibleArches
#7
The Dead Pool / Satan charges up his car battery
September 19, 2018, 10:37:28 PM
Ex-CPD shitstain Jon Burge, off to enjoy his pension in the only place worse than Florida:
https://www.npr.org/2018/09/19/649725071/former-chicago-police-commander-accused-of-torture-dies-at-70
No cause of death mentioned. I hope someone suffocated him with a typewriter cover.
https://www.npr.org/2018/09/19/649725071/former-chicago-police-commander-accused-of-torture-dies-at-70
No cause of death mentioned. I hope someone suffocated him with a typewriter cover.
#8
The Dead Pool / 2018: Everyone is the Worst
January 22, 2018, 01:19:44 AM
Just the Facts
Players: 13
Picks: 104
Most popular: Kirk Douglas (5 picks)
Oldest: Herman Wouk (102 years, 216 days)
Youngest: Sophia Gall (16 years, 88 days)
Median age: 74 years, 262 days
The Wheezer M. Wheezer Memorial Award for Unnatural Selection goes to...
flannj: 9 picks unique for 2018, 7 picks unique all time
The Unoriginal Q. Forklift Award for Obvious Picks That Are Obvious goes to...
Big Drinky: 3 picks unique for 2018, 0 picks unique all time
The Thrillho P. Tank Award for Lazy Assholing goes to...
CT: 10 picks rolled over from 2017
The Irish Ped-y "Too Old" Award for Youth Prospecting goes to...
Yeti: average list age of 47 years, 102 days
The Huard O. Patoets Award for Achievement in Gerontology goes to...
TEC: average list age of 90 years, 328 days
#9
The Dead Pool / People Die That Our Traditions May Live: Deathmas Cometh
December 26, 2016, 11:36:56 AM
Picks already in from PenFoe. For the rest of you...
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 21, 2015, 05:38:16 PM
Hey, kids, it's me! I bet you thought that I was dead...Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 20, 2014, 07:36:44 PM
Quotey-quotey...Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 20, 2013, 12:34:12 AM
You guys should know the drill by now...Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 20, 2012, 12:05:20 PM
A recap on the scoring:
a) Rank your picks 1-10, with points awarded according to rank
b) One bonus point added for each decade under 90
c) One penalty point deducted for each person other than yourself who picked the same person
d) Each correct pick is guaranteed a minimum of 1 point, regardless of deductions
e) 5 point penalty for late picks (picks in after the start of the year, but before the announcement of everyone else's picks sometime in January)
Submit picks by email by the end of20122013201420152016.
Email to deadpool@[my real name].com (PM me if that makes no sense to you).
#10
The Dead Pool / Bye bye bye
August 21, 2016, 09:09:36 PM
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/08/21/490826928/lou-pearlman-backstreet-boys-nsync-boy-bands-dies-in-prison
Cause of death not released, but Chinese food reportedly made him sick.
QuoteLou Pearlman, the impresario behind boy band giants such as the Backstreet Boys and *NSYNC, has died in prison where he is serving a 25-year sentence tied to a $300 million Ponzi scheme.
Cause of death not released, but Chinese food reportedly made him sick.
#11
The Dead Pool / Bye-bye!
August 16, 2016, 10:34:43 PM
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/17/business/media/john-mclaughlin-tv-host-who-made-combat-of-punditry-dies-at-89.html
John McLaughlin: Issue number 3: life after death. Some pundits say it doesn't exist. Theologians disagree. Is there an afterlife? Jack Germond!
Jack Germond: I... uh... really don't know.
John McLaughlin: Mortone!
Morton Kondracke: Well, it's not my field...
John McLaughlin: Pat Buchanan!
Pat Buchanan: I'd like to believe, but it's not...
John McLaughlin: WRONG! There is life after death. The soul does not ascend to heaven but rather rests in a limbo state that varies depending on the karma of the spirit.
John McLaughlin: Issue number 3: life after death. Some pundits say it doesn't exist. Theologians disagree. Is there an afterlife? Jack Germond!
Jack Germond: I... uh... really don't know.
John McLaughlin: Mortone!
Morton Kondracke: Well, it's not my field...
John McLaughlin: Pat Buchanan!
Pat Buchanan: I'd like to believe, but it's not...
John McLaughlin: WRONG! There is life after death. The soul does not ascend to heaven but rather rests in a limbo state that varies depending on the karma of the spirit.
#12
You'll Laugh, You'll Cry, You'll Kiss Eight Bucks Goodbye / Hateful Eight
January 10, 2016, 11:00:34 PM
Guh.
What a lazy fucking mess of a third act.
What a lazy fucking mess of a third act.
#13
The Dead Pool / Schrödinger’s Corpse
January 10, 2016, 08:17:47 PM
December 26: Country singer Craig Strickland and his friend Chase Morland go missing in the midst of severe winter storms on an ill-advised duck hunting trip
December 28: Morland's body found and the search for Strickland temporarily suspended until the new year
December 30: PenFoe revises his Death List to insert Strickland at the #1 spot
January 4: Strickland's body found, a quarter of a mile from where Morland was found
January 6: PenFoe cites the "Fidel rule" in his favor, misremembering exactly what that means
December 28: Morland's body found and the search for Strickland temporarily suspended until the new year
December 30: PenFoe revises his Death List to insert Strickland at the #1 spot
January 4: Strickland's body found, a quarter of a mile from where Morland was found
January 6: PenFoe cites the "Fidel rule" in his favor, misremembering exactly what that means
#14
The Dead Pool / Death Wishings 2016
January 10, 2016, 07:46:03 PM
Most popular: Joey Feek, Nancy Reagan (4 picks)
Oldest: Kirk Douglas (99 years and 23 days, 100 in December)
Youngest: Jahi McMath (15 years and 70 days, sweet 16 in October)
Mean age: 71 years and 38 days
Median age: 76 years and 269 days
First death of 2016: Craig Strickland (pending official time of death) or Pat Harrington (January 6, 2016)
Lists with all new faces for 2016: Wheezer
Lists with all retreads from 2015: BigDrinky, Butthead and TEC
Most unique list: CT (10 unique picks)
Least unique lists: Butthead and Thrill (2 unique picks, 13 penalty points)
49 names carried over from 2015
The biggest gainers...
Nancy Reagan (+3)
The Amazing Johnathan (+2)
Jimmy Carter (+2)
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi (+1)
Bob Newhart (+1)
Bob Dole (+1)
Kirk Douglas (+1)
Joost van der Westhuizen (+1)
Scott Steiner (+1)
Malcolm Young (+1)
Mary Tyler Moore (+1)
Glen Campbell (+1)
Billy Graham (+1)
The biggest losers...
George H.W. Bush (-4)
Valerie Harper (-2)
Gordie Howe (-2)
Dick Van Dyke (-2)
63 new names for 2016...
Joey Feek, Charlie Sheen, Martin Crowe, Jared Fogle, Sandy Alderson, Don Shula, Chuck Berry, Harper Lee, Robert Mugabe, Prince Philip, Jahi McMath, Randal Grichuk, Starchild Abraham "Wolf" Cherrix, Craig Strickland, Abu Omar al-Shishani, Abu Waheeb, Alex Wynn, Kate Granger, Jason Van Dyke, Jason Rezaian, Gino Odjick, Tionne "T-Boz" Watkins, Scott Putesky, Stefanie Larue, Oscar Bolin, Barack Obama, Lawrence Taylor, Luis Garavito, Jim Belushi, Ray Kurzweil, Bo Ryan, Mercury Morris, Omar al-Bashir, Ratko Mladić, Richard M. Daley, Rene Angelil, Stephen Hawking, Dennis Hastert, Hawk Harrelson, Eddie Large, William Devane, Walter Jacobson, Mengistu Haile Mariam, Alain Badiou, The Dalai Lama, Warner Saunders, John Coleman, Kenny Baker, Willie Nelson, Than Shwe, Archbishop Jim V. Humble, Lou Henson, G. Edward Griffin, Rip Torn, Christopher Plummer, Pat Harrington, Whitey Ford, Harry Porterfield, Martin Landau, Pope Benedict XVI, Henry Kissinger, Betty White, Zsa Zsa Gabor
51 picks from 2015 who got out alive...
Rob Ford, Carol Channing, Leah Still, Malala Yousafzai, Bobby Shmurda, Belle Gibson, Frankie Muniz, Gill Rosenberg, George Zimmerman, Jeff George, Artie Lange, Gregg Jefferies, Paul Gascoigne, Steve Smith, Wynonna Judd, Caroline Aherne, Bret Michaels, Darren Daulton, Tom Sizemore, Bill de Blasio, Jim Kelly, Randy Travis, Scott Thorson, Shane McGowan, Wattie Buchan, Alvin Yellon, George Brett, Louie Anderson, Frank "Kellie" Maloney, Slim Dunlap, Uri Dowbenko, Jeff Lowe, Joan Lunden, Esther Hicks, Cheryl Tiegs, Judd Gregg, Gary Busey, Aretha Franklin, Steve Wynn, Pelé, Ginger Baker, Mike Shannon, Donald Sterling, C. Norman Shealy, Jim Nabors, Frank Worthen, James Garner, George "Dr. Nick" Nichopoulos, Louise Hay, Toots Thielemans, I.M. Pei
#15
The Dead Pool / Death Takes No Holiday
December 21, 2015, 05:38:16 PM
Hey, kids, it's me! I bet you thought that I was dead...
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 20, 2014, 07:36:44 PM
Quotey-quotey...Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 20, 2013, 12:34:12 AM
You guys should know the drill by now...Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 20, 2012, 12:05:20 PM
A recap on the scoring:
a) Rank your picks 1-10, with points awarded according to rank
b) One bonus point added for each decade under 90
c) One penalty point deducted for each person other than yourself who picked the same person
d) Each correct pick is guaranteed a minimum of 1 point, regardless of deductions
e) 5 point penalty for late picks (picks in after the start of the year, but before the announcement of everyone else's picks sometime in January)
Submit picks by email by the end of2012201320142015.
Email to deadpool@[my real name].com (PM me if that makes no sense to you).
#16
The Dead Pool / Whither Gil Gunderson?
November 02, 2015, 11:49:04 PM
Nixon loyalist and Jack McCoy interlocutor Fred Dalton Thompson, dead at 73.
QuoteRenny Harlin, who directed "Die Hard 2," described Thompson as "a gentle giant whose loss is a tremendous one for both entertainment and politics."
"Fred was a sweet, funny and fiercely intelligent guy with a gentle heart—a bear of a man who was warm and considerate towards all those around him." Harlin said.
He said Thompson "anchored 'Die Hard 2' with his powerful presence in the air traffic control tower."
#17
The Dead Pool / Sayin' me gotta go
April 29, 2015, 07:50:27 AM
Jack Ely of the Kingsmen, catching the ship across the sea at 71.
#18
The Dead Pool / Whistling Past the Graveyard 2015
January 05, 2015, 10:36:26 PM
2010: 25 players, 174 celebs, 16 deaths
2011: 22 players, 144 celebs, 15 deaths
2012: 18 players, 122 celebs, 15 deaths
2013: 18 players, 119 celebs, 16 deaths
2014: 16 players, 127 celebs, 15 deaths
2015: 14 players, 112 celebs, deaths TBD*
*but probably 15 or 16
Picks
Scoreboard
Status Board
15 fallen heroes in 2014
74 fresh faces for 2015
38 rolled over from 2014
90 escape unscathed
Most Popular: George H.W. Bush (6 picks)
Oldest: Kirk Douglas (98)
Youngest: Leah Still (4)
Lowest Circle of Hell Reserved For: ChuckD
Mean Age: 68
Median Age: 71 (somewhere between Gary Busey and Superstar Billy Graham)
Most Unique Lists: Tonker, CT, Wheezer (9 unique picks)
Least Unique List: Thrill (3 unique picks)
Freshest Lists: Wheezer, TJ Brown (1 name from 2014)
Stalest List: TEC (100% rollover from 2014)
Bonus Babies
ChuckD (51 possible bonus points, 106 overall)
Tonker (40 possible bonus points, 95 overall)
Playing It Straight
TEC (4 possible bonus points, 59 overall)
Butthead (8 possible bonus points, 63 overall)
Huey (9 possible bonus points, 64 overall)
Biggest gainers
George H.W. Bush +4
Gordie Howe +3
Lauren Hill +3
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi +2
B.B. King +2
Carol Channing +2
Dick Van Dyke +2
Francis Cardinal George +2
Rob Ford +2
Stuart Scott +2
Sam Simon +1
(New names for 2015 in italic)
Biggest losers
Wilko Johnson -3
Barbara Bush -2
Bashar al-Assad -2
Brett Favre -2
Chief Keef -2
Ed Asner -2
Jerry Lewis -2
Lil Wayne -2
Muhammad Ali -2
Steve Gleason -2
Bob Dole -1
Clive James -1
Fidel Castro -1
Jimmy Carter -1
Kim Jong-un -1
Kirk Douglas -1
Michael Schumacher -1
(Retired names in italic)
Too Popular, Too Old
George H.W. Bush (-5 bonus)
Bob Dole (-1 bonus)
Carol Channing (-1 bonus)
Dick Van Dyke (-1 bonus)
Gordie Howe (-1 bonus)
Kirk Douglas (-1 bonus)
Valerie Harper (-1 bonus)
Bonus Bubble
Alvin Yellon (probably turns 60 in 2015)
B.B. King (turns 90 on 9/16/2015)
Dick Van Dyke (turns 90 on 12/13/2015)
Frankie Muniz (turns 30 on 12/5/2015)
Jake "The Snake" Roberts (turns 60 on 5/30/2015)
John McVie (turns 70 on 11/26/2015)
Lauren Hill (turns 20 on 10/1/2015)
Sam Simon (turns 60 on 6/6/2015)
Age 27 Season
Belle Gibson (turns 27... at some point this year)
Ex-Cardinals
Buddy Ryan
Francis Cardinal George
Gregg Jefferies
Mike Shannon
Red Schoendienst
In the Line of Fire
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi
Gill Rosenberg
Kim Jong-un
Malala Yousafzai
Highly Questionable Picks
Lauren Hill
Leah Still
Most Likely to Perish at the Hand of a Beltway Newspaper Columnist
Roman Polanski
Dead
Stuart Scott
TJ Brown's Kingdom for a Man Named Bush Stevens
1. Steve Wynn
2. Wynonna Judd
3. Judd Gregg
4. Gregg Jefferies
5. Jeff George
6. George Brett
7. Bret Michaels
8. Mike Shannon, St. Louis Cardinals
9. Cardinal Francis George
10. George H.W. Bush
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Fork: "Rob DiBliaso"
#20
The Dead Pool / Twelve Days of Deathmas with a Vengeance
December 20, 2014, 07:36:44 PM
Quotey-quotey...
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 20, 2013, 12:34:12 AM
You guys should know the drill by now...Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 20, 2012, 12:05:20 PM
A recap on the scoring:
a) Rank your picks 1-10, with points awarded according to rank
b) One bonus point added for each decade under 90
c) One penalty point deducted for each person other than yourself who picked the same person
d) Each correct pick is guaranteed a minimum of 1 point, regardless of deductions
e) 5 point penalty for late picks (picks in after the start of the year, but before the announcement of everyone else's picks sometime in January)
Submit picks by email by the end of201220132014.
Email to deadpool@[my real name].com (PM me if that makes no sense to you).