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This place is still alive??

Fine.

Breckfast - 7
Carlos Correa - 8
Mike Soroka - 10
Alec Bohm - 11
Nathan Eovaldi - 12
Jazz Chisolm - 13
Jorge Polanco - 16
Vlad Guerrero II - 17
Jose Urquidy - 18
Jo Adell - 19
Austin Riley - 20
Royce Lewis - 21
Kirby Yates - 23

Adalberto Mondesi   Round 2
Clayton Kershaw     Round 3
Carlos Correa   Round 10
Pete Alonso     Round 11
Mike Soroka   Round 12
Zach Plesac    Round 13
Miguel Sano   Round 15
Dylan Bundy    Round 16
Josh Bell      Round 17
Victor Robles   Round 18
Vladimir Guerrero Jr.    Round 19
Jo Adell        Round 21
Royce Lewis     Round 23
Joey Bart      Round 24

Subject to Change.

Quote from: Canadouche on November 08, 2020, 03:02:53 PM
I frequently have a particular live version of the Avett Brothers song "Laundry Room" bouncing around in my head. Considering that anytime I've heard them play it live, I get chills down my spine, I'm ok with this.

Tonight I'll burn the lyrics
'Cause every chorus was your name

Mondesi - 3
Kershaw - 4
Pham - 8
Odorizzi - 10
Biggio - 11
Montas - 12
Alonso - 13
DeJong - 17
Josh Bell - 19
Vlad Guerrero - 20
Mikolas - 21
Fernando Tatis - 23
Royce Lewis - 24

Quote from: Wheezer on February 22, 2020, 01:57:05 PM

Quote from: Canadouche on February 16, 2020, 09:19:39 PM
Kirk Douglas was 103. He's also #3 on my Deadpool 2020 list, although I'm suspecting the dead pool is no longer a thing?

It lives on as a stain on Yeti's character.

Hey, no hate for the real terrorist in all of this, Thrillho?

This is amazing. Who woulda thunk missing the playoffs in year 5 could be a thing

Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on July 03, 2019, 10:13:42 PM

Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on April 05, 2019, 08:46:28 PM
This team is absolutely unwatchable right now.  It's quite apparent that management from the front office, to the dugout, have long overstayed their welcome.  With the dead money tied up in Darvish, Chatwood, Heyward, and Morrow, this team is unfixable in the short term, and quite possibly for the next 2 - 3 years.  And to think, with that money, they could have Jake and Harper.  Two guys that actually would contribute to winning.

Add in what they've traded away for trash like Quintana, and this team is in a far, far worse position than it should be.  It's going to be a long season.

So, I was saying...

Joe gone at ASB. Theo after they finish 3rd or 4th in the division. 20-28 since the "recovery" to the start of the season. This isn't a good team.

I'll await your return once they drop 4 of 5 in a couple weeks, but you also ignore the fact that they've been 15-9 since the ASB.

Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on July 03, 2019, 10:08:40 PM

Quote from: Armchair_QB on July 03, 2019, 07:36:19 PM
Can they deport this fucking guy?

Only if they send Theo with him. This is a signing that costs jobs.

Costs so many jobs

Quote from: PenFoe on March 19, 2019, 11:17:25 AM
1. I set-up the draft for this Sunday at 7pm Chicago time. Let me know if this works.

2. Please post keepers here OR in the Yahoo board by end of day this Thursday 3/21 so I can make sure to have time to enter in everyone's keepers by Sunday

3. Let me know questions or issues

You set it for 8, sheesh

Quote from: Bort on January 21, 2019, 05:56:22 PM

Quote from: Canadouche on January 21, 2019, 11:23:36 AM

Quote from: Yeti on January 21, 2019, 09:32:12 AM
... in today's outrage and jump to conclusions society, I enjoyed seeing how that teenage kid thing was overblown. I agreed with the anti-kid sentiments, but I enjoyed all those getting indignant on social media and their indignation was bullshit

I think the kid comes off a bit more sympathetic than at first glance, but, regardless of his carefully crafted explanation, it's hard to see past that smirk on his face anytime I watch the video.

Fuck him.

I concur with this.

... in today's outrage and jump to conclusions society, I enjoyed seeing how that teenage kid thing was overblown. I agreed with the anti-kid sentiments, but I enjoyed all those getting indignant on social media and their indignation was bullshit

Quote from: Quality Start Machine on January 16, 2019, 09:00:55 AM

Quote from: Yeti on January 16, 2019, 08:30:12 AM

Quote from: Wheezer on January 16, 2019, 12:28:30 AM

Quote from: World's #1 Astros Fan on January 14, 2019, 11:57:12 AM

Quote from: Wheezer on January 14, 2019, 01:20:14 AM
For how much longer are the picks going to remain shrouded in mystery?

That's a far more polite query than our more standard WHERE'S THE FUCKING DEAD POOL THRILLHO YOU FUCKING BUM

I don't expect Thrill to whomp that up until June or July. Nonetheless, I thought Yeti was maintaining the lists. I mean, scripting in R can't be that hard.

I'm alive. No extension, and I'll get working on it when I'm damn good and ready

We get it, the free wifi you mooch from is at the local grade school, and you can't get close enough for signal.

I make the 7 year old in the basement with a cell phone turn on his wifi hotspot

Quote from: Wheezer on January 16, 2019, 12:28:30 AM

Quote from: World's #1 Astros Fan on January 14, 2019, 11:57:12 AM

Quote from: Wheezer on January 14, 2019, 01:20:14 AM
For how much longer are the picks going to remain shrouded in mystery?

That's a far more polite query than our more standard WHERE'S THE FUCKING DEAD POOL THRILLHO YOU FUCKING BUM

I don't expect Thrill to whomp that up until June or July. Nonetheless, I thought Yeti was maintaining the lists. I mean, scripting in R can't be that hard.

I'm alive. No extension, and I'll get working on it when I'm damn good and ready

Quote from: World's #1 Astros Fan on January 11, 2019, 12:09:53 PM
In light of this Today Show bullshit, I've gone from wanting to give the kid a shot at redemption and keeping him from hurting them down the road to wanting his ass cut STAT and I don't care what he does afterwards but instead of living in dread that he'll come back to haunt us  I will instead spend every amount of energy I have in  lustily rooting for his failure.  And if he does come back and delivers a ballbreaking loss to the Bears with a successful kick I will run him over repeatedly with a golf cart.

ARE YOU HAPPY, RV?

Fuck him, but his Today Show appearance doesn't make me feel angrier towards him