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#1
Quote from: Sterling Archer on July 03, 2013, 05:49:43 PM
Breaking: Gar Forman fires Tom Thibodeau, hires Tim Floyd to lifetime contract

No
#3
Quote from: Sterling Archer on June 10, 2013, 09:42:30 PM
Quote from: PenPho on June 10, 2013, 09:39:38 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on June 10, 2013, 09:35:43 PM
Quote from: Eli on June 10, 2013, 08:38:15 PM
Make that 4 home runs, which broke the conversion chart.

4-for-4, 4 HR, 7 RBI. Two solo homers, a two-run blast, and a three-run bomb.

Not terrible.

FYF!

TIME FOR CONCERN!

QuoteThe only other player to hit four home runs in a Florida State League game was another Cubs prospect, Ryan Harvey, who did so July 28, 2006, also for Daytona.

More importantly, he had his 26th error tonight as well.

Luckily, by the time he gets called up the NL will have the DH.
#4
Quote from: Sterling Archer on June 10, 2013, 09:35:43 PM
Quote from: Eli on June 10, 2013, 08:38:15 PM
Make that 4 home runs, which broke the conversion chart.

4-for-4, 4 HR, 7 RBI. Two solo homers, a two-run blast, and a three-run bomb.

Not terrible.
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FYF!
#6
The Dead Pool / Re: Alive(?)
May 31, 2013, 09:59:48 PM
Indeed, he is off life support and now in stable but serious condition (a Mr. Baker St.) Passenger in other car passed on.

http://m.espn.go.com/general/story?storyId=9330727&city=newyork
#7
The Dead Pool / Alive(?)
May 31, 2013, 07:03:54 PM
#8
So this means that everyone is always on waivers, correct?

No Free Agents?
#9
Desipio Lounge / Re: Post #1908
January 04, 2013, 10:55:37 AM
Fuck these goddamn fucking gutless 104-year assholes.
#10
The Dead Pool / Re: Deathstink 2013
January 04, 2013, 10:41:45 AM
#11
Quote from: CBStew on January 02, 2013, 11:39:23 AM
If you want to see a movie about violent revenge for slavery, rent "Amistad".   Ultimately the pre-Civil War Supreme Court held that the captives on the ship Amistad were not legally slaves because of the area where they were captured and therefore had a right to violent self defense.  When we think about the concept of owning a human being, and that person as chattel or property, we are morallly repulsed.  Yet for the majority of Americans in the first 65% of the Nineteenth Century the issue was a technical legal issue, not a moral issue.   Even Lincoln, who believed that slavery was morally wrong,  premised his actions on interpretation of the Constitution, not morality,

GIVE US FREE!!
#12
Quote from: Wheezer on December 29, 2012, 03:58:47 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 28, 2012, 12:23:07 PM
My 5th grade teacher introduced us to the play (and movie) 1776, which for some reason (nostalgia, no doubt) has always remained enjoyable and memorable to me.

For some reason, I always think of 1776 as actually having a pornographic counterpart.


That's 2001.


#13
The Dead Pool / Re: Call off the Rescue
December 28, 2012, 01:36:22 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 28, 2012, 01:25:33 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 28, 2012, 01:20:41 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 28, 2012, 01:12:05 PM
I hate to say it, Gil, but even Fork is doing better.

And with that, a piece of me dies.

Well, whatever you do, don't try to title a thread about it.

*Slow clap*
#14
Quote from: CBStew on December 28, 2012, 12:23:07 PM
Quote from: PenPho on December 28, 2012, 12:14:48 PM


We see those polls on "which profession do you least trust/respect?"  Historically car salesmen have usually topped the list.  To my chagrin, but not surprise, lawyers have been a close second. 1/  But lately congress members are runaway leaders.

footnote 1.   Does anyone remember the scene in "A Man For All Seasons" when two characters are swapping insults?  One calls the other a "butcher's son", and he responds "lawyer!"

My 5th grade teacher introduced us to the play (and movie) 1776, which for some reason (nostalgia, no doubt) has always remained enjoyable and memorable to me.

Featuring this exchange.

Quote from: 1776
John Dickinson: Mr. Jefferson, Mr. Lee, Mr. Hopkins, Dr. Franklin, why have you joined this... incendiary little man, this BOSTON radical? This demagogue, this MADMAN?
John Adams: Are you calling me a madman, you, you... you FRIBBLE!
Dr. Benjamin Franklin: Easy John.
John Adams: You cool, considerate men. You hang to the rear on every issue so that if we should go under, you'll still remain afloat!
John Dickinson: Are you calling me a coward?
John Adams: Yes... coward!
John Dickinson: Madman!
John Adams: Landlord!
John Dickinson: LAWYER!


So a Lawyer is lower on the social scale than a "Fribble"?  Oh, how humiliating!

Well, to be fair, Fribbles are amazing.



#15
Quote from: CBStew on December 28, 2012, 12:11:50 PM
Quote from: Slaky on December 28, 2012, 09:48:00 AM
So Congress agrees to pass a bunch of laws allowing more warrantless spying.

Glad they can come together on the important stuff.

This is why both sides are crap.

We see those polls on "which profession do you least trust/respect?"  Historically car salesmen have usually topped the list.  To my chagrin, but not surprise, lawyers have been a close second. 1/  But lately congress members are runaway leaders.

footnote 1.   Does anyone remember the scene in "A Man For All Seasons" when two characters are swapping insults?  One calls the other a "butcher's son", and he responds "lawyer!"

My 5th grade teacher introduced us to the play (and movie) 1776, which for some reason (nostalgia, no doubt) has always remained enjoyable and memorable to me.

Featuring this exchange.

Quote from: 1776
John Dickinson: Mr. Jefferson, Mr. Lee, Mr. Hopkins, Dr. Franklin, why have you joined this... incendiary little man, this BOSTON radical? This demagogue, this MADMAN?
John Adams: Are you calling me a madman, you, you... you FRIBBLE!
Dr. Benjamin Franklin: Easy John.
John Adams: You cool, considerate men. You hang to the rear on every issue so that if we should go under, you'll still remain afloat!
John Dickinson: Are you calling me a coward?
John Adams: Yes... coward!
John Dickinson: Madman!
John Adams: Landlord!
John Dickinson: LAWYER!