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Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« on: April 27, 2005, 04:58:42 PM »
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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2005, 11:05:42 PM »
I figured out his projected stats  for the season based on the first 21 games.http://bestdancubblog.blogspot.com/2005/04/d-lee-total-badass.html
Don't for get to take into account that he's always cold in April.

    *  .430 Batting Average
    * 54 Home Runs
    * 208 Runs Batted In
    * 31 Stolen Bases
    * 146 Runs Scored
    * 262 Hits
    * .500 On Base Percentage
    * .797 Slugging Percentage
Except for the fact in the Ted Lilly one that you can see the baseball in his hand behind the knife. I don't know about the first one but I'm be very, very surprised if the second picture is an actual ad.

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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2005, 03:38:35 AM »
.260/.339/.420/.759 2HR 3RBI 5BB 14K
.430/.500/.797/1.297 7HR 27RBI 13BB 11K

One of the lines above is the gorgeous Derrek's.  One of them belongs to a certain Korean first baseman who shall remain nameless.  Can you guess which is which?

Next time you're thinking about ripping Hendry, just come back to this thread, and think again.
« Last Edit: April 28, 2005, 05:12:54 AM by Tonker »
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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2005, 03:55:40 AM »
.260/.339/.420/.759 2HR 3RBI 5BB 14K
.430/.500/.797/1.297 7HR 27RBI 13BB 11K

One of the lines above is the gorgeous Derrek's.  One of them belongs to a certain Korean first basemen who shall remain nameless.  Can you guess which is which?

Next time you're thinking about ripping Hendry, just come back to this thread, and think again.

I wonder how all of the people who were chanting the name of that certain Korean first basemen at wrigley last year feels right now?
« Last Edit: April 28, 2005, 04:06:42 AM by air2300 »

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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2005, 04:11:24 AM »

I wonder how all of the people who were chanting the name of that certain Korean first basemen at wrigley last year feels right now?


I didn't have a problem with them doing that - he's not BAD.  That line is verging on respectable, and he's still young.  He'll be a decent major league first baseman, I don't doubt it.  It's just that Derrek... well, Derrek is a complete fucking STUD.  With one or two exceptions, anyone is going to look bad by comparison.
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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2005, 08:06:34 AM »
And none of those numbers show the effect of his defense. I would say he saves at least one out per game over an average first baseman. Some of the throws he has dug out of the dirt or otherwise corralled have been amazing.

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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2005, 08:21:23 AM »
.260/.339/.420/.759 2HR 3RBI 5BB 14K
.430/.500/.797/1.297 7HR 27RBI 13BB 11K

One of the lines above is the gorgeous Derrek's.  One of them belongs to a certain Korean first baseman who shall remain nameless.  Can you guess which is which?

Next time you're thinking about ripping Hendry, just come back to this thread, and think again.

Why would that stop them, Tonker?  There are people who still are mad that we don't have Bobby Hill.
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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2005, 08:43:29 AM »
.260/.339/.420/.759 2HR 3RBI 5BB 14K
.430/.500/.797/1.297 7HR 27RBI 13BB 11K

One of the lines above is the gorgeous Derrek's.  One of them belongs to a certain Korean first baseman who shall remain nameless.  Can you guess which is which?

Next time you're thinking about ripping Hendry, just come back to this thread, and think again.

And, I'm betting LaRussa comes up with an excuse for leaving him off the All-star team.

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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2005, 08:55:16 AM »

Why would that stop them, Tonker?  There are people who still are mad that we don't have Bobby Hill.


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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2005, 01:43:51 PM »
I love Derrek with every part of my body, including my pee pee.

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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2005, 02:25:30 PM »
He's on the verge of capturing the April Triple Crown.  As of today, he leads the NL in HR/RBI/BA.

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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #11 on: April 28, 2005, 10:55:13 PM »
He's on the verge of capturing the April Triple Crown.  As of today, he leads the NL in HR/RBI/BA.



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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2005, 04:22:21 AM »
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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2005, 09:12:06 AM »
Mariotti rips the Fish for trading Lee, but somehow manages to completely miss the most damning thing about the trade.  One year after trading Derrek for the first baseman of the future they had to spend more than twice what Derrek is getting from the Cubs for a guy who's older and can't catch the ball.

But really, all Jay's column was about today was an excuse to recount how Derrek's dad showed (allegedly) his mandingo to some stewardesses in a hotel hallway.

But who hasn't done that?

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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2005, 09:31:41 AM »
Mariotti rips the Fish for trading Lee, but somehow manages to completely miss the most damning thing about the trade.  One year after trading Derrek for the first baseman of the future they had to spend more than twice what Derrek is getting from the Cubs for a guy who's older and can't catch the ball.

But really, all Jay's column was about today was an excuse to recount how Derrek's dad showed (allegedly) his mandingo to some stewardesses in a hotel hallway.

But who hasn't done that?

What is it with Mariotti's obsession about men being naked?  More than once he has brought up Dempster having streaked down Lincoln Avenue in the offseason.  Not only does nobody give a flying fuck, but it has nothing to do with his pitching and, last I checked, Mariotti's paid to cover sports.  And now he pens 1,000 words so that he can wax nostalgic about Lee the Elder flashing his wang.

If Jay's gay, there's nothing wrong with that, but it sure would explain a lot.  Self-loathing homosexual makes a career in irrationally lashing out at pro athletes.  Things that make you go "Hmm" indeed.
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