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BananaHands

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Single Greatest Thread Ever
« on: June 16, 2006, 09:03:59 AM »
Of last place... for some sick reason, finishing in last and watching Dusty and his coaching goons getting contract extensions would make me smile.. yey?

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Re: 1 Game Out
« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2006, 09:06:13 AM »
Everyone likes a race.
Nov. 2004-Oct. 2006

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Re: 1 Game Out
« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2006, 09:07:30 AM »
With Glendon on the mound, today's loss will allow the Cubs to keep pace with last place.

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Re: 1 Game Out
« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2006, 09:15:24 AM »
I'l be sure to tune in today.  I love watching a good shellacking.  Home runs are neat-o.

On the other hand, today we're supposed to be rooting for the Tigers anyway, right?

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Re: 1 Game Out
« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2006, 09:26:55 AM »
Go Pirates.

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Re: 1 Game Out
« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2006, 09:27:19 AM »
I sold my tickets to Saturday's game to my wife's second cousin and his family, who are coming in fom Grand Rapids.  When I hooked him up back in March, I was just glad to provide him tickets for him to see his Tigers play in Wrigley.  Now?  I hope he brings home a winner.  My frustration is far beyond any measurable, definable easily articulated quality.  I hate this entire organization so much, from the jerkoffs in the Trib boardroom, to carnival barker John McDonough, to the arrogant asswipe twins Hendry and MacFail to Mr. Contrarian Dusty, and everybody else associated with this club, save for the TV and radio broadcasters.

I've never felt like this before.  Even in a season like, say, '99, when we watched a team 25 games under .500 in August roll out Cole Liniak to play third base, I was dissapointed, but that was it.  Now, I want to see this thing crash and burn so badly, so any realistic chance of these mopes keeping their ill-deserved jobs are shot.

It may be a pipe dream, but if they finish in the bottom 3 of the entire MLB, and suffer a 100-loss season for the first time in over 40 years, with a $94 million payroll, then you got to think that wholesale changes are on the way.

12 years of this f@#$stic MacFail living off his two cheap WS titles in Minnesota is enough.  The guy is a fraud and needs to leave in the worst possible way.  Go Tigers.

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Re: 1 Game Out
« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2006, 09:43:24 AM »
Quote from: Huey on June 16, 2006, 09:27:19 AM
I sold my tickets to Saturday's game to my wife's second cousin and his family, who are coming in fom Grand Rapids.  When I hooked him up back in March, I was just glad to provide him tickets for him to see his Tigers play in Wrigley.  Now?  I hope he brings home a winner.  My frustration is far beyond any measurable, definable easily articulated quality.  I hate this entire organization so much, from the jerkoffs in the Trib boardroom, to carnival barker John McDonough, to the arrogant asswipe twins Hendry and MacFail to Mr. Contrarian Dusty, and everybody else associated with this club, save for the TV and radio broadcasters.

I've never felt like this before.  Even in a season like, say, '99, when we watched a team 25 games under .500 in August roll out Cole Liniak to play third base, I was dissapointed, but that was it.  Now, I want to see this thing crash and burn so badly, so any realistic chance of these mopes keeping their ill-deserved jobs are shot.

It may be a pipe dream, but if they finish in the bottom 3 of the entire MLB, and suffer a 100-loss season for the first time in over 40 years, with a $94 million payroll, then you got to think that wholesale changes are on the way.

12 years of this f@#$stic MacFail living off his two cheap WS titles in Minnesota is enough.  The guy is a fraud and needs to leave in the worst possible way.  Go Tigers.

I never thought it would get this bad, but I agree 100% with you Huey. I want this lot of jerkoffs to lose 100 games.

Go Tigers.

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Re: 1 Game Out
« Reply #7 on: June 16, 2006, 09:44:47 AM »
A Cole Liniak sighting.  Wow.

I long for the the days of Eddie Zambrano and Donn Pall.

LoneStarCubFan

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Re: 1 Game Out
« Reply #8 on: June 16, 2006, 09:48:23 AM »
Rob Sperring and Bill Bonham

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Re: 1 Game Out
« Reply #9 on: June 16, 2006, 09:51:22 AM »
Carmen Fanzone and Ron Dunn

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Re: 1 Game Out
« Reply #10 on: June 16, 2006, 09:53:21 AM »
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Re: 1 Game Out
« Reply #11 on: June 16, 2006, 09:55:10 AM »

Danny Fucking Jackson

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Re: 1 Game Out
« Reply #12 on: June 16, 2006, 09:55:27 AM »
No joke, I miss Jose Macias.

Bad Kermit

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Re: 1 Game Out
« Reply #13 on: June 16, 2006, 09:56:44 AM »
I've actually been hoping they'd call up Augie in lieu of Bynum.

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Re: 1 Game Out
« Reply #14 on: June 16, 2006, 09:56:57 AM »
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