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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #3030 on: May 23, 2018, 08:21:16 PM »
Chuck should work  for Tyler Chatwood.

Seems lik a reasonable respons to 1 shitty outing from our #5 starter.

I mean, yes, it's an overreaction... but it's also been more than one shitty outing.  The dude has walked 34 guys in 43 IP.

sorry I mean YOU ENTITLED FUCK. YOU UNGRATEFUL SWINE. CAN YOU FUCKERS NOT ENJOY ANYTHING? YOU LIVED THROUGH RUBEN QUEVEDO AND YOU WANT TO COMPLAIN BECAUSE TYLER CHATWOOD HANDS OUT SOME FREE PASSES ON THE WAY TO BEING THE FIFTH STARTER THAT ANDREW LORRAINE ONLY DREAMED OF? THE YEARS WE SUFFERED AND YOU GODDAMN BABIES CAN'T DEAL WITH A FEW UGLY OUTINGS FROM A GUY THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN JIM LEFEBVRE'S ACE?

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And DPD but SKO IS RIGHT!

No, it's doubtful Chatwood would be the No. 1 starter in front of Greg Maddux or Mike Morgan.

I confused Treblehorn and Lefebvre and thought Jim was only there for a year, 1993. Morgan wasn’t great in 93
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #3031 on: May 23, 2018, 11:09:50 PM »
Chuck should work  for Tyler Chatwood.

Seems lik a reasonable respons to 1 shitty outing from our #5 starter.

I mean, yes, it's an overreaction... but it's also been more than one shitty outing.  The dude has walked 34 guys in 43 IP.

sorry I mean YOU ENTITLED FUCK. YOU UNGRATEFUL SWINE. CAN YOU FUCKERS NOT ENJOY ANYTHING? YOU LIVED THROUGH RUBEN QUEVEDO AND YOU WANT TO COMPLAIN BECAUSE TYLER CHATWOOD HANDS OUT SOME FREE PASSES ON THE WAY TO BEING THE FIFTH STARTER THAT ANDREW LORRAINE ONLY DREAMED OF? THE YEARS WE SUFFERED AND YOU GODDAMN BABIES CAN'T DEAL WITH A FEW UGLY OUTINGS FROM A GUY THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN JIM LEFEBVRE'S ACE?

I

And DPD but SKO IS RIGHT!

No, it's doubtful Chatwood would be the No. 1 starter in front of Greg Maddux or Mike Morgan.

I confused Treblehorn and Lefebvre and thought Jim was only there for a year, 1993. Morgan wasn’t great in 93

‘92.  He began to seriously regress in ‘93 and by Opening Day ‘94 (Firehouse Tim’s only year as manager) he couldn’t even be trusted when staked to 3 Tuffy Rhodes homeruns.
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #3032 on: July 12, 2018, 01:43:05 PM »
Marian Hossa.
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #3033 on: July 27, 2018, 11:19:27 AM »
I don't get that KurtEvans photoshop.

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #3034 on: July 27, 2018, 05:36:10 PM »
EDDIE BUTTHOLE

We'll always have that time he, uh, threw lots of extra innings against the butt Marlins and they still lost.  I'll never forget Teddy Barnhart.
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #3035 on: August 30, 2018, 04:07:49 PM »
I don't get that KurtEvans photoshop.

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #3036 on: August 30, 2018, 06:11:15 PM »
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #3037 on: September 03, 2018, 06:19:40 PM »
I don't get that KurtEvans photoshop.

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #3038 on: September 04, 2018, 11:45:34 AM »
Rahm Emmanuel
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #3039 on: September 23, 2018, 04:29:47 PM »
Suck it, Harrelson.
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #3040 on: September 23, 2018, 10:33:15 PM »
I knew why this thread was bumped before I clicked.
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #3041 on: October 11, 2018, 06:51:30 PM »
Chili Davis.
M'lady.

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #3042 on: October 11, 2018, 07:54:21 PM »
Chili Davis.

He touched a lot of people (and made them weakly ground out into the shift)
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #3043 on: October 12, 2018, 08:31:25 AM »
Chili Davis.

He touched a lot of people (and made them weakly ground out into the shift)

Who knew a guy who preached line drive hitting wouldn't be a good fit for a lineup of launch angle guys?
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #3044 on: October 12, 2018, 11:44:40 AM »
Chili Davis.

He touched a lot of people (and made them weakly ground out into the shift)

Who knew a guy who preached line drive hitting wouldn't be a good fit for a lineup of launch angle guys?

Not you, apparently

Gary Jones and John Mallee, the Heyward Whisperer.

Chili Davis did a good job in Boston. Last year the Red Sox had 200 fewer Ks than the Cubs.
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