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Re: Ted Lilly. A Cub.
« Reply #195 on: March 04, 2014, 04:07:00 PM »
No Chuck.
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Re: Ted Lilly. A Cub.
« Reply #196 on: March 04, 2014, 07:40:50 PM »
Quote from: InternetApex on March 04, 2014, 04:06:46 PM
No Sterling.

At least we agree on No, Chuck.
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Re: Ted Lilly. A Cub.
« Reply #197 on: March 05, 2014, 09:13:23 AM »
At least I should feel a little less weird about wearing my Ted Lilly Cubs jersey to Wrigley this summer.  Probably not much less, though.

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Re: Ted Lilly. A Cub.
« Reply #198 on: March 05, 2014, 02:30:11 PM »
Quote from: BigDrinky on March 05, 2014, 09:13:23 AM
At least I should feel a little less weird about wearing my Ted Lilly Cubs jersey to Wrigley this summer.  Probably not much less, though.

Anyone wearing a Lilly jersey would be a friend of mine. Don't know if that makes you feel more or less weird, though.

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Re: Ted Lilly. A Cub.
« Reply #200 on: January 23, 2015, 11:36:56 AM »
Quote from: PenFoe on January 23, 2015, 11:18:50 AM
Someone better watch their ass.

Retired professional baseball player Ted Lilly has been charged with insurance fraud in San Luis Obispo County.

Does anyone remember where exactly the Ted Lilly Is an Axe Murderer meme began? Just curious. Feels like there was never a time I heard the name Ted Lilly without thinking of it.
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Re: Ted Lilly. A Cub.
« Reply #201 on: January 23, 2015, 12:07:37 PM »
Quote from: SKO on January 23, 2015, 11:36:56 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 23, 2015, 11:18:50 AM
Someone better watch their ass.

Retired professional baseball player Ted Lilly has been charged with insurance fraud in San Luis Obispo County.

Does anyone remember where exactly the Ted Lilly Is an Axe Murderer meme began? Just curious. Feels like there was never a time I heard the name Ted Lilly without thinking of it.

I think Kerm established it shortly after Lilly joined the Cubs.
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Re: Ted Lilly. A Cub.
« Reply #202 on: January 23, 2015, 12:27:51 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on January 23, 2015, 12:07:37 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 23, 2015, 11:36:56 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 23, 2015, 11:18:50 AM
Someone better watch their ass.

Retired professional baseball player Ted Lilly has been charged with insurance fraud in San Luis Obispo County.

Does anyone remember where exactly the Ted Lilly Is an Axe Murderer meme began? Just curious. Feels like there was never a time I heard the name Ted Lilly without thinking of it.

I think Kerm established it shortly after Lilly joined the Cubs.

Earliest reference I could find http://hirejimessian.com/2007/04/04/post-game-notes-cubs-at-reds-april-4-2007/

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Re: Ted Lilly. A Cub.
« Reply #203 on: January 23, 2015, 12:51:06 PM »
Quote from: Yeti on January 23, 2015, 12:27:51 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 23, 2015, 12:07:37 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 23, 2015, 11:36:56 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 23, 2015, 11:18:50 AM
Someone better watch their ass.

Retired professional baseball player Ted Lilly has been charged with insurance fraud in San Luis Obispo County.

Does anyone remember where exactly the Ted Lilly Is an Axe Murderer meme began? Just curious. Feels like there was never a time I heard the name Ted Lilly without thinking of it.

I think Kerm established it shortly after Lilly joined the Cubs.

Earliest reference I could find http://hirejimessian.com/2007/04/04/post-game-notes-cubs-at-reds-april-4-2007/


Hmm. Even that quote almost seems like it was already established, but barring further evidence I will declare Kerm the Progenitor of the meme.

Now if only we could get some kind of evidence that Kerm was real, and not some kind of myth.
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Re: Ted Lilly. A Cub.
« Reply #204 on: January 23, 2015, 02:13:11 PM »
Quote from: SKO on January 23, 2015, 12:51:06 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 23, 2015, 12:27:51 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 23, 2015, 12:07:37 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 23, 2015, 11:36:56 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 23, 2015, 11:18:50 AM
Someone better watch their ass.

Retired professional baseball player Ted Lilly has been charged with insurance fraud in San Luis Obispo County.

Does anyone remember where exactly the Ted Lilly Is an Axe Murderer meme began? Just curious. Feels like there was never a time I heard the name Ted Lilly without thinking of it.

I think Kerm established it shortly after Lilly joined the Cubs.

Earliest reference I could find http://hirejimessian.com/2007/04/04/post-game-notes-cubs-at-reds-april-4-2007/


Hmm. Even that quote almost seems like it was already established, but barring further evidence I will declare Kerm the Progenitor of the meme.

Now if only we could get some kind of evidence that Kerm was real, and not some kind of myth.

Sounds like someone needs to hit the red-hot DuPage improv scene.
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Re: Ted Lilly. A Cub.
« Reply #205 on: January 23, 2015, 02:31:39 PM »
Quote from: Fork on January 23, 2015, 02:13:11 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 23, 2015, 12:51:06 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 23, 2015, 12:27:51 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 23, 2015, 12:07:37 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 23, 2015, 11:36:56 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 23, 2015, 11:18:50 AM
Someone better watch their ass.

Retired professional baseball player Ted Lilly has been charged with insurance fraud in San Luis Obispo County.

Does anyone remember where exactly the Ted Lilly Is an Axe Murderer meme began? Just curious. Feels like there was never a time I heard the name Ted Lilly without thinking of it.

I think Kerm established it shortly after Lilly joined the Cubs.

Earliest reference I could find http://hirejimessian.com/2007/04/04/post-game-notes-cubs-at-reds-april-4-2007/


Hmm. Even that quote almost seems like it was already established, but barring further evidence I will declare Kerm the Progenitor of the meme.

Now if only we could get some kind of evidence that Kerm was real, and not some kind of myth.

Sounds like someone needs to hit the red-hot DuPage improv scene.

I can confirm that the Kerm character is alive and well.

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Re: Ted Lilly. A Cub.
« Reply #206 on: January 23, 2015, 02:41:18 PM »
Quote from: CT III on January 23, 2015, 02:31:39 PM
Quote from: Fork on January 23, 2015, 02:13:11 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 23, 2015, 12:51:06 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 23, 2015, 12:27:51 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 23, 2015, 12:07:37 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 23, 2015, 11:36:56 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 23, 2015, 11:18:50 AM
Someone better watch their ass.

Retired professional baseball player Ted Lilly has been charged with insurance fraud in San Luis Obispo County.

Does anyone remember where exactly the Ted Lilly Is an Axe Murderer meme began? Just curious. Feels like there was never a time I heard the name Ted Lilly without thinking of it.

I think Kerm established it shortly after Lilly joined the Cubs.

Earliest reference I could find http://hirejimessian.com/2007/04/04/post-game-notes-cubs-at-reds-april-4-2007/


Hmm. Even that quote almost seems like it was already established, but barring further evidence I will declare Kerm the Progenitor of the meme.

Now if only we could get some kind of evidence that Kerm was real, and not some kind of myth.

Sounds like someone needs to hit the red-hot DuPage improv scene.

I can confirm that the Kerm character is alive and well.

We get it. You blew him.
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Re: Ted Lilly. A Cub.
« Reply #207 on: January 23, 2015, 02:53:41 PM »
Quote from: InternetApex on January 23, 2015, 02:41:18 PM
Quote from: CT III on January 23, 2015, 02:31:39 PM
Quote from: Fork on January 23, 2015, 02:13:11 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 23, 2015, 12:51:06 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 23, 2015, 12:27:51 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 23, 2015, 12:07:37 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 23, 2015, 11:36:56 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 23, 2015, 11:18:50 AM
Someone better watch their ass.

Retired professional baseball player Ted Lilly has been charged with insurance fraud in San Luis Obispo County.

Does anyone remember where exactly the Ted Lilly Is an Axe Murderer meme began? Just curious. Feels like there was never a time I heard the name Ted Lilly without thinking of it.

I think Kerm established it shortly after Lilly joined the Cubs.

Earliest reference I could find http://hirejimessian.com/2007/04/04/post-game-notes-cubs-at-reds-april-4-2007/


Hmm. Even that quote almost seems like it was already established, but barring further evidence I will declare Kerm the Progenitor of the meme.

Now if only we could get some kind of evidence that Kerm was real, and not some kind of myth.

Sounds like someone needs to hit the red-hot DuPage improv scene.

I can confirm that the Kerm character is alive and well.

We get it. You blew him.

Why would I do that? He's not even a Cubs blogger.

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Re: Ted Lilly. A Cub.
« Reply #208 on: January 22, 2019, 05:34:21 PM »
There are 425 Hall of Fame voters for whom you might want to request a wellness check. Ted Lilly didn't receive a vote, making it easy for him to figure out who snubbed him.