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forkserker

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Re: Beer.
« Reply #105 on: December 21, 2006, 11:49:16 AM »
Quote from: cubbiebluestew on December 21, 2006, 11:48:31 AM
Sam Adams beer tastes like soap.  My mother used to make me wash my mouth with Lifeboy

Bet you were happy when they invented toothpaste.

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Re: Beer.
« Reply #106 on: December 21, 2006, 12:00:29 PM »
Quote from: forkserker on December 21, 2006, 11:49:16 AM
Quote from: cubbiebluestew on December 21, 2006, 11:48:31 AM
Sam Adams beer tastes like soap.  My mother used to make me wash my mouth with Lifeboy

Bet you were happy when they invented toothpaste.

toothpaste?
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Re: Beer.
« Reply #107 on: December 21, 2006, 12:40:09 PM »
I recommend the Franziskaner Hefe-weissen.  I do not recommend Grain Belt Premium.  Don't be fooled by the "premium" label.

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Re: Beer.
« Reply #108 on: December 21, 2006, 12:46:42 PM »
Ha!  Wow, that is some nice work, wetfloor8.  I have a pint+ of that sitting in my fridge (s'been there for 1-2 years, given my non-drink stance).  So maybe I can finally get that question answered after all -- on the back it says something about pouring in yeast.  Are they serious?!?  Can I just drink it straight out of the bottle, or do I gotta go dumping stuff in it first?

Also, if its been in there that long, is it still good?  I'll drink it right now if it is, I swear.
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Re: Beer.
« Reply #109 on: December 21, 2006, 12:48:45 PM »
Man law.  No fruit in beer.
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Re: Beer.
« Reply #110 on: December 21, 2006, 01:08:58 PM »
Quote from: cubbiebluestew on December 21, 2006, 12:48:45 PM
Man law.  No fruit in beer.

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Re: Beer.
« Reply #111 on: December 21, 2006, 01:14:33 PM »
Quote from: Bad Kermit on December 20, 2006, 01:50:58 PMand I'll also add Warsteiner (actually at the top of my list). 

Verum or dunkel?

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Re: Beer.
« Reply #112 on: December 21, 2006, 01:24:17 PM »
Quote from: The Slak on December 21, 2006, 01:08:58 PM
Quote from: cubbiebluestew on December 21, 2006, 12:48:45 PM
Man law.  No fruit in beer.

Do you play the moderator in the commercial?

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Re: Beer.
« Reply #113 on: December 21, 2006, 01:29:36 PM »
Quote from: SD on December 21, 2006, 12:46:42 PM
Ha!  Wow, that is some nice work, wetfloor8.  I have a pint+ of that sitting in my fridge (s'been there for 1-2 years, given my non-drink stance).  So maybe I can finally get that question answered after all -- on the back it says something about pouring in yeast.  Are they serious?!?  Can I just drink it straight out of the bottle, or do I gotta go dumping stuff in it first?

Also, if its been in there that long, is it still good?  I'll drink it right now if it is, I swear.

My only rule with beer.  After you have a couple of whatever you drink...they start tasting pretty good.

If you need a primer on this beer, here's a link:
http://www.franziskaner.com/3_products/index.htm





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Re: Beer.
« Reply #114 on: December 21, 2006, 01:37:03 PM »
Man law, my pimply white ass. My grandfather's cock. My sweat-stinking, dreadlocked chode.

Anybody sitting around driking bubbled water doesn't get to tell me how to be a man. Miller Lite has zero flavor in it by design. Because it's for people who don't like the taste of beer. They just drink it to get that funny feeling. Hell, 16-year-old girls drink like that.

So that's as f@#$ing stupid as sitting around drinking Zima and Woodchuck cider and pontificating to me. ME about the laws of manliness.

I swear to God, that shit is over the line.

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Re: Beer.
« Reply #115 on: December 21, 2006, 01:39:14 PM »
Quote from: Apex on December 21, 2006, 01:37:03 PM
Man law, my pimply white ass. My grandfather's cock. My sweat-stinking, dreadlocked chode.

Anybody sitting around driking bubbled water doesn't get to tell me how to be a man. Miller Lite has zero flavor in it by design. Because it's for people who don't like the taste of beer. They just drink it to get that funny feeling. Hell, 16-year-old girls drink like that.

So that's as f@#$ing stupid as sitting around drinking Zima and Woodchuck cider and pontificating to me. ME about the laws of manliness.

I swear to God, that shit is over the line.

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Re: Beer.
« Reply #116 on: December 21, 2006, 01:41:12 PM »
It's a league game, Smokey.
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Re: Beer.
« Reply #117 on: December 21, 2006, 01:41:37 PM »
Quote from: Timmy B on December 21, 2006, 01:14:33 PM
Quote from: Bad Kermit on December 20, 2006, 01:50:58 PMand I'll also add Warsteiner (actually at the top of my list).

Verum or dunkel?

Verum is usually what's available, but I prefer dunkel.  Not that I don't like verum.

forkserker

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Re: Beer.
« Reply #118 on: December 21, 2006, 01:42:46 PM »
Quote from: The Slak on December 21, 2006, 01:39:14 PM
Quote from: Apex on December 21, 2006, 01:37:03 PM
Man law, my pimply white ass. My grandfather's cock. My sweat-stinking, dreadlocked chode.

Anybody sitting around driking bubbled water doesn't get to tell me how to be a man. Miller Lite has zero flavor in it by design. Because it's for people who don't like the taste of beer. They just drink it to get that funny feeling. Hell, 16-year-old girls drink like that.

So that's as f@#$ing stupid as sitting around drinking Zima and Woodchuck cider and pontificating to me. ME about the laws of manliness.

I swear to God, that shit is over the line.

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Foot fault. Mark it zero.

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Re: Beer.
« Reply #119 on: December 21, 2006, 02:07:19 PM »
Quote from: Bad Kermit on December 21, 2006, 01:41:37 PM
Quote from: Timmy B on December 21, 2006, 01:14:33 PM
Quote from: Bad Kermit on December 20, 2006, 01:50:58 PMand I'll also add Warsteiner (actually at the top of my list).

Verum or dunkel?

Verum is usually what's available, but I prefer dunkel.  Not that I don't like verum.

I can't drink the Warsteiner verum ... I don't generally like pilsners at all, and the Warsteiner just tastes far too bitter for me.

The dunkel, on the other hand, tastes like beer was meant to be made no other way. What a wonderful beverage (brought a six-pack to last night's employee Christmas party, actually).