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D. Doluntap

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Re: Beer.
« Reply #150 on: December 21, 2006, 11:01:02 PM »
Quote from: The Paul Popovich Experience on December 21, 2006, 09:26:05 PM
Can't believe no one has mentioned Schaefer's. Or Dubuque Star. Man, you had to be one poor-ass, thirsty college dude to drink that piss water. So of course, I drank a lot of it. Because I was poor. And thirsty. And shiftless.

Twenty-plus years later, I've conquered one of those three hurdles, bully for me!


Would that be, "The one beer to have when you're having more than one?"

Maybe the best advertising slogan ever. Well, after "I Cuss you Cuss we all Cuss for Asparagus"

Pancho

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Re: Beer.
« Reply #151 on: December 21, 2006, 11:14:28 PM »
Jeebus, I'll never throw a drunken on leave opinion out there again. Seriously, I grew up a homebrewer, as well as the son of one, and take it personallly when people talk about good/bad beer(it's my problem, I know). Look, I finally snapped, I'm guilty...I'm surronded by dirtbags 24/7, alright. Flame away, I deserve it. But seriously, if anyone would like a bottle of something to share with a friend, send me a message, and I'll be more than happy to oblige, this place is too high speed to settle for less. Good bless and have a good holiday.
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Wheezer

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Re: Beer.
« Reply #152 on: December 22, 2006, 12:55:03 AM »
Quote from: Pancho on December 21, 2006, 11:14:28 PMLook, I finally snapped, I'm guilty...I'm surronded by dirtbags 24/7, alright. Flame away, I deserve it.

Flame?  Would Fatima Yechbergh "flame"?

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Tonker

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Re: Beer.
« Reply #153 on: December 22, 2006, 02:25:09 AM »
Quote from: The Paul Popovich Experience on December 21, 2006, 09:26:05 PM
Can't believe no one has mentioned Schaefer's. Or Dubuque Star. Man, you had to be one poor-ass, thirsty college dude to drink that piss water. So of course, I drank a lot of it. Because I was poor. And thirsty. And shiftless.

Twenty-plus years later, I've conquered one of those three hurdles, bully for me!


You're not thirsty any more?
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Huey

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Re: Beer.
« Reply #154 on: December 22, 2006, 09:22:01 AM »
In all fairness, Pancho, I think I was the only one bristling at what I preceived to be the elitist taste in beer.  I'm very lowen-brow, if you will.  Most everyone else appears to be on the same page as you, hence 11 pages.

Speaking of all of this drunken beer talk around the holidays, I wonder what happened to HelloWorld?

forkserker

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Re: Beer.
« Reply #155 on: December 22, 2006, 09:27:32 AM »
Quote from: RockTheIvy on December 21, 2006, 11:01:02 PM
Quote from: The Paul Popovich Experience on December 21, 2006, 09:26:05 PM
Can't believe no one has mentioned Schaefer's. Or Dubuque Star. Man, you had to be one poor-ass, thirsty college dude to drink that piss water. So of course, I drank a lot of it. Because I was poor. And thirsty. And shiftless.

Twenty-plus years later, I've conquered one of those three hurdles, bully for me!


Would that be, "The one beer to have when you're having more than one?"
Maybe the best advertising slogan ever. Well, after "I Cuss you Cuss we all Cuss for Asparagus"

Once I heard (the then future) Mrs. Forkserker sing the entire Shaefer's jingle, I damn near married her on the spot.

No mention of Stroh's? Has nobody else here had the dreaded "Morning Stroh Mouth", where your mouth feels like the inside of a rental bowling shoe?

The Slak

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Re: Beer.
« Reply #156 on: December 22, 2006, 09:29:58 AM »
Quote from: Huey on December 22, 2006, 09:22:01 AM
In all fairness, Pancho, I think I was the only one bristling at what I preceived to be the elitist taste in beer.  I'm very lowen-brow, if you will.  Most everyone else appears to be on the same page as you, hence 11 pages.

Speaking of all of this drunken beer talk around the holidays, I wonder what happened to HelloWorld?
I wondered that the other day too. He was good times.

InternetApex

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Re: Beer.
« Reply #157 on: December 22, 2006, 09:47:21 AM »
Say his name one more time and I bet he'll resurface sometime this evening.
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forkserker

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Re: Beer.
« Reply #158 on: December 22, 2006, 09:48:22 AM »
Quote from: Apex on December 22, 2006, 09:47:21 AM
Say his name one more time and I bet he'll resurface sometime this evening.

I've been typing his name in a lot on another PC the last couple days. I'm surprised I haven't seen him yet.

InternetApex

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Re: Beer.
« Reply #159 on: December 22, 2006, 09:51:35 AM »
Quote from: The Slak on December 22, 2006, 09:29:58 AM
Quote from: Huey on December 22, 2006, 09:22:01 AM
In all fairness, Pancho, I think I was the only one bristling at what I preceived to be the elitist taste in beer.  I'm very lowen-brow, if you will.  Most everyone else appears to be on the same page as you, hence 11 pages.

Speaking of all of this drunken beer talk around the holidays, I wonder what happened to HelloWorld?
I wondered that the other day too. He was good times.

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=2165.msg28775#msg28775
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Huey

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Re: Beer.
« Reply #160 on: December 22, 2006, 09:56:20 AM »
Quote from: Apex on December 22, 2006, 09:51:35 AM
Quote from: The Slak on December 22, 2006, 09:29:58 AM
Quote from: Huey on December 22, 2006, 09:22:01 AM
In all fairness, Pancho, I think I was the only one bristling at what I preceived to be the elitist taste in beer.  I'm very lowen-brow, if you will.  Most everyone else appears to be on the same page as you, hence 11 pages.

Speaking of all of this drunken beer talk around the holidays, I wonder what happened to HelloWorld?
I wondered that the other day too. He was good times.

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=2165.msg28775#msg28775

The thing is, he was--if memory serves--a qualified desipiot.  Smart and stupid at the same time, sarcastic, informed and all that.  A true, grade-A moran.  It's a shame he'd let one public display of drunkeness serve as the impetus for his self-imposed exile.

SD

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Re: Beer.
« Reply #161 on: December 22, 2006, 10:01:31 AM »
http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=2176.msg31666#msg31666

Not sure what instigated the exile, but --

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Bad Kermit

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Re: Beer.
« Reply #162 on: December 22, 2006, 10:02:03 AM »
Maybe we should send out a search party.

BananaHands

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Re: Beer.
« Reply #163 on: December 22, 2006, 10:04:42 AM »
Quote from: Bad Kermit on December 22, 2006, 10:02:03 AM
Maybe we should send out a search party.

Aren't you the "big toe"?

forkserker

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Re: Beer.
« Reply #164 on: December 22, 2006, 10:43:04 AM »
Quote from: BananaHands on December 22, 2006, 10:04:42 AM
Quote from: Bad Kermit on December 22, 2006, 10:02:03 AM
Maybe we should send out a search party.

Aren't you the "big toe"?

He's on top of the RV