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Brownie

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2820 on: July 14, 2017, 10:33:29 AM »
Quote from: SKO on July 14, 2017, 09:19:11 AM

TJ actually out-did my pessimism twice. He declared them dead during their 5-15 stretch last July too.

2016 was not a great year for me prognostication-wise.

SKO

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2821 on: July 14, 2017, 10:44:54 AM »
Quote from: Brownie on July 14, 2017, 10:33:29 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 14, 2017, 09:19:11 AM

TJ actually out-did my pessimism twice. He declared them dead during their 5-15 stretch last July too.

2016 was not a great year for me prognostication-wise.

it is actually deeply funny to me that TJ Brown, known for detailed scenarios of how IT'S GONNA HAI in years where the Cubs were dead in the water by June, gave up twice on the team that actually HAI'd.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2822 on: July 14, 2017, 10:46:35 AM »
Quote from: SKO on July 14, 2017, 10:44:54 AM
Quote from: Brownie on July 14, 2017, 10:33:29 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 14, 2017, 09:19:11 AM

TJ actually out-did my pessimism twice. He declared them dead during their 5-15 stretch last July too.

2016 was not a great year for me prognostication-wise.

it is actually deeply funny to me that TJ Brown, known for detailed scenarios of how IT'S GONNA HAI in years where the Cubs were dead in the water by June, gave up twice on the team that actually HAI'd.

TJ. Are the Cubs dead this season?

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Brownie

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2823 on: July 14, 2017, 12:03:34 PM »
Quote from: SKO on July 14, 2017, 10:44:54 AM
Quote from: Brownie on July 14, 2017, 10:33:29 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 14, 2017, 09:19:11 AM

TJ actually out-did my pessimism twice. He declared them dead during their 5-15 stretch last July too.

2016 was not a great year for me prognostication-wise.

it is actually deeply funny to me that TJ Brown, known for detailed scenarios of how IT'S GONNA HAI in years where the Cubs were dead in the water by June, gave up twice on the team that actually HAI'd.

I didn't give up in June and July. I was very angst-ridden. I think the question I asked was "2016 Cubs: The '85 Bears or the '85 Cubs?" The answer, of course, was the '85 Royals.

I had asked my wife to hide all the sharp objects in the room during Game 4 of the NLDS. By the 8th inning, the Giants' Win Expectancy crested at 98%. The Cubs had mustered TWO GODDAMN HITS. Aroldis Chapman had blown the Game 3 save. I had my reasons to be on the ledge.

Yeti

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2824 on: July 14, 2017, 12:38:07 PM »
Quote from: Brownie on July 14, 2017, 12:03:34 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 14, 2017, 10:44:54 AM
Quote from: Brownie on July 14, 2017, 10:33:29 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 14, 2017, 09:19:11 AM

TJ actually out-did my pessimism twice. He declared them dead during their 5-15 stretch last July too.

2016 was not a great year for me prognostication-wise.

it is actually deeply funny to me that TJ Brown, known for detailed scenarios of how IT'S GONNA HAI in years where the Cubs were dead in the water by June, gave up twice on the team that actually HAI'd.

I didn't give up in June and July. I was very angst-ridden. I think the question I asked was "2016 Cubs: The '85 Bears or the '85 Cubs?" The answer, of course, was the '85 Royals.

I had asked my wife to hide all the sharp objects in the room during Game 4 of the NLDS. By the 8th inning, the Giants' Win Expectancy crested at 98%. The Cubs had mustered TWO GODDAMN HITS. Aroldis Chapman had blown the Game 3 save. I had my reasons to be on the ledge.

TJ was living in the prospect of Crooked Hillary taking away our guns.

Brownie

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2825 on: July 14, 2017, 01:30:44 PM »
Quote from: Yeti on July 14, 2017, 12:38:07 PM
Quote from: Brownie on July 14, 2017, 12:03:34 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 14, 2017, 10:44:54 AM
Quote from: Brownie on July 14, 2017, 10:33:29 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 14, 2017, 09:19:11 AM

TJ actually out-did my pessimism twice. He declared them dead during their 5-15 stretch last July too.

2016 was not a great year for me prognostication-wise.

it is actually deeply funny to me that TJ Brown, known for detailed scenarios of how IT'S GONNA HAI in years where the Cubs were dead in the water by June, gave up twice on the team that actually HAI'd.

I didn't give up in June and July. I was very angst-ridden. I think the question I asked was "2016 Cubs: The '85 Bears or the '85 Cubs?" The answer, of course, was the '85 Royals.

I had asked my wife to hide all the sharp objects in the room during Game 4 of the NLDS. By the 8th inning, the Giants' Win Expectancy crested at 98%. The Cubs had mustered TWO GODDAMN HITS. Aroldis Chapman had blown the Game 3 save. I had my reasons to be on the ledge.

TJ was living in the prospect of Crooked Hillary taking away our guns.

For now, I own no guns to have taken away. But I do fret about having major life decisions for myself and my children being taken away from me.

SKO

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2826 on: July 14, 2017, 01:45:30 PM »
Quote from: Brownie on July 14, 2017, 01:30:44 PM
Quote from: Yeti on July 14, 2017, 12:38:07 PM
Quote from: Brownie on July 14, 2017, 12:03:34 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 14, 2017, 10:44:54 AM
Quote from: Brownie on July 14, 2017, 10:33:29 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 14, 2017, 09:19:11 AM

TJ actually out-did my pessimism twice. He declared them dead during their 5-15 stretch last July too.

2016 was not a great year for me prognostication-wise.

it is actually deeply funny to me that TJ Brown, known for detailed scenarios of how IT'S GONNA HAI in years where the Cubs were dead in the water by June, gave up twice on the team that actually HAI'd.

I didn't give up in June and July. I was very angst-ridden. I think the question I asked was "2016 Cubs: The '85 Bears or the '85 Cubs?" The answer, of course, was the '85 Royals.

I had asked my wife to hide all the sharp objects in the room during Game 4 of the NLDS. By the 8th inning, the Giants' Win Expectancy crested at 98%. The Cubs had mustered TWO GODDAMN HITS. Aroldis Chapman had blown the Game 3 save. I had my reasons to be on the ledge.

TJ was living in the prospect of Crooked Hillary taking away our guns.

For now, I own no guns to have taken away. But I do fret about having major life decisions for myself and my children being taken away from me.

Some people fear having health insurance taken away because they were born with a genetic issue that had absolutely no control over. Life sucks, I guess.
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Quality Start Machine

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2827 on: July 14, 2017, 02:26:46 PM »
Quote from: Brownie on July 14, 2017, 01:30:44 PM
Quote from: Yeti on July 14, 2017, 12:38:07 PM
Quote from: Brownie on July 14, 2017, 12:03:34 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 14, 2017, 10:44:54 AM
Quote from: Brownie on July 14, 2017, 10:33:29 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 14, 2017, 09:19:11 AM

TJ actually out-did my pessimism twice. He declared them dead during their 5-15 stretch last July too.

2016 was not a great year for me prognostication-wise.

it is actually deeply funny to me that TJ Brown, known for detailed scenarios of how IT'S GONNA HAI in years where the Cubs were dead in the water by June, gave up twice on the team that actually HAI'd.

I didn't give up in June and July. I was very angst-ridden. I think the question I asked was "2016 Cubs: The '85 Bears or the '85 Cubs?" The answer, of course, was the '85 Royals.

I had asked my wife to hide all the sharp objects in the room during Game 4 of the NLDS. By the 8th inning, the Giants' Win Expectancy crested at 98%. The Cubs had mustered TWO GODDAMN HITS. Aroldis Chapman had blown the Game 3 save. I had my reasons to be on the ledge.

TJ was living in the prospect of Crooked Hillary taking away our guns.

For now, I own no guns to have taken away. But I do fret about having major life decisions for myself and my children being taken away from me.

When did you become pro-choice?
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CBStew

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2828 on: July 14, 2017, 08:24:39 PM »
Quote from: Brownie on July 14, 2017, 01:30:44 PM
Quote from: Yeti on July 14, 2017, 12:38:07 PM
Quote from: Brownie on July 14, 2017, 12:03:34 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 14, 2017, 10:44:54 AM
Quote from: Brownie on July 14, 2017, 10:33:29 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 14, 2017, 09:19:11 AM

TJ actually out-did my pessimism twice. He declared them dead during their 5-15 stretch last July too.

2016 was not a great year for me prognostication-wise.

it is actually deeply funny to me that TJ Brown, known for detailed scenarios of how IT'S GONNA HAI in years where the Cubs were dead in the water by June, gave up twice on the team that actually HAI'd.

I didn't give up in June and July. I was very angst-ridden. I think the question I asked was "2016 Cubs: The '85 Bears or the '85 Cubs?" The answer, of course, was the '85 Royals.

I had asked my wife to hide all the sharp objects in the room during Game 4 of the NLDS. By the 8th inning, the Giants' Win Expectancy crested at 98%. The Cubs had mustered TWO GODDAMN HITS. Aroldis Chapman had blown the Game 3 save. I had my reasons to be on the ledge.

TJ was living in the prospect of Crooked Hillary taking away our guns.

For now, I own no guns to have taken away. But I do fret about having major life decisions for myself and my children being taken away from me.
I have many thoughts about your post, and I am sorely tempted, but let's not spoil the Board with politics.
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Saul Goodman

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2829 on: July 14, 2017, 08:29:21 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on July 14, 2017, 08:24:39 PM
Quote from: Brownie on July 14, 2017, 01:30:44 PM
Quote from: Yeti on July 14, 2017, 12:38:07 PM
Quote from: Brownie on July 14, 2017, 12:03:34 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 14, 2017, 10:44:54 AM
Quote from: Brownie on July 14, 2017, 10:33:29 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 14, 2017, 09:19:11 AM

TJ actually out-did my pessimism twice. He declared them dead during their 5-15 stretch last July too.

2016 was not a great year for me prognostication-wise.

it is actually deeply funny to me that TJ Brown, known for detailed scenarios of how IT'S GONNA HAI in years where the Cubs were dead in the water by June, gave up twice on the team that actually HAI'd.

I didn't give up in June and July. I was very angst-ridden. I think the question I asked was "2016 Cubs: The '85 Bears or the '85 Cubs?" The answer, of course, was the '85 Royals.

I had asked my wife to hide all the sharp objects in the room during Game 4 of the NLDS. By the 8th inning, the Giants' Win Expectancy crested at 98%. The Cubs had mustered TWO GODDAMN HITS. Aroldis Chapman had blown the Game 3 save. I had my reasons to be on the ledge.

TJ was living in the prospect of Crooked Hillary taking away our guns.

For now, I own no guns to have taken away. But I do fret about having major life decisions for myself and my children being taken away from me.
I have many thoughts about your post, and I am sorely tempted, but let's not spoil the Board with politics.

We actually have a thread for that. It's true.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

Brownie

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2830 on: July 14, 2017, 10:12:57 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on July 14, 2017, 08:24:39 PM
Quote from: Brownie on July 14, 2017, 01:30:44 PM
Quote from: Yeti on July 14, 2017, 12:38:07 PM
Quote from: Brownie on July 14, 2017, 12:03:34 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 14, 2017, 10:44:54 AM
Quote from: Brownie on July 14, 2017, 10:33:29 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 14, 2017, 09:19:11 AM

TJ actually out-did my pessimism twice. He declared them dead during their 5-15 stretch last July too.

2016 was not a great year for me prognostication-wise.

it is actually deeply funny to me that TJ Brown, known for detailed scenarios of how IT'S GONNA HAI in years where the Cubs were dead in the water by June, gave up twice on the team that actually HAI'd.

I didn't give up in June and July. I was very angst-ridden. I think the question I asked was "2016 Cubs: The '85 Bears or the '85 Cubs?" The answer, of course, was the '85 Royals.

I had asked my wife to hide all the sharp objects in the room during Game 4 of the NLDS. By the 8th inning, the Giants' Win Expectancy crested at 98%. The Cubs had mustered TWO GODDAMN HITS. Aroldis Chapman had blown the Game 3 save. I had my reasons to be on the ledge.

TJ was living in the prospect of Crooked Hillary taking away our guns.

For now, I own no guns to have taken away. But I do fret about having major life decisions for myself and my children being taken away from me.
I have many thoughts about your post, and I am sorely tempted, but let's not spoil the Board with politics.

Talk to Yeti.

Chuck to Chuck

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2831 on: July 20, 2017, 03:33:00 PM »
10 years ago today...
http://desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=4912.msg101714#msg101714
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 20, 2007, 09:52:26 PM
Two on, one out in the eighth. Bonds due up. Yost comes out to talk to Grant Balfour and the stench from his trousers about gags him.

Yost: Can you pitch to Bonds?

Balfour: I don't know, Butchie instead.

Yost: Shit.

Balfour: I just dumped out.


Yost signals for the namesake of this thread and the fung begins. Oh, I can hardly f@#$ing wait. Time for a kick to the dick tip.


Pitch
1. Called strike. Miller crossed up on breaker.
2. Fastball called strike two. Shit.  
3. Wasted up and away at 97 mph.
4. Down and away at 97, it's even.
5. Called strike three, paints the black at 99.

f@#$.



Saul Goodman

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2832 on: July 20, 2017, 04:16:08 PM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on July 20, 2017, 03:33:00 PM
10 years ago today...
http://desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=4912.msg101714#msg101714
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 20, 2007, 09:52:26 PM
Two on, one out in the eighth. Bonds due up. Yost comes out to talk to Grant Balfour and the stench from his trousers about gags him.

Yost: Can you pitch to Bonds?

Balfour: I don't know, Butchie instead.

Yost: Shit.

Balfour: I just dumped out.


Yost signals for the namesake of this thread and the fung begins. Oh, I can hardly f@#$ing wait. Time for a kick to the dick tip.


Pitch
1. Called strike. Miller crossed up on breaker.
2. Fastball called strike two. Shit.  
3. Wasted up and away at 97 mph.
4. Down and away at 97, it's even.
5. Called strike three, paints the black at 99.

f@#$.



Pex touched a lot of people. RIP.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

Shooter

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2833 on: July 20, 2017, 06:58:12 PM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 20, 2017, 04:16:08 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on July 20, 2017, 03:33:00 PM
10 years ago today...
http://desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=4912.msg101714#msg101714
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 20, 2007, 09:52:26 PM
Two on, one out in the eighth. Bonds due up. Yost comes out to talk to Grant Balfour and the stench from his trousers about gags him.

Yost: Can you pitch to Bonds?

Balfour: I don't know, Butchie instead.

Yost: Shit.

Balfour: I just dumped out.


Yost signals for the namesake of this thread and the fung begins. Oh, I can hardly f@#$ing wait. Time for a kick to the dick tip.


Pitch
1. Called strike. Miller crossed up on breaker.
2. Fastball called strike two. Shit.  
3. Wasted up and away at 97 mph.
4. Down and away at 97, it's even.
5. Called strike three, paints the black at 99.

f@#$.



Pex touched a lot of people. RIP.

Fuck John from Cincinnati in its stupid, Deadwood-replacing ass.

SKO

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2834 on: July 27, 2017, 12:13:05 PM »
The Brewers regression to the mean has been fun.
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