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"...by the time he stepped to the plate, he was more than 60% of the way toward being on first base already.

That is absolutely staggering."

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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2567 on: November 16, 2011, 11:26:05 PM »
Well, it looks like the Cubs won't have the Astros to keep them out of last place anymore.

The Astros to the AL? That's way too logical. What's the catch?

Interleague play will be pretty much all season long.

Sure. But, if I'm not mistaken, that doesn't necessarily mean there will be any more interleague play than before.

Just that there will now be interleague play down the stretch in August and September.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2568 on: November 16, 2011, 11:39:19 PM »
Well, it looks like the Cubs won't have the Astros to keep them out of last place anymore.

The Astros to the AL? That's way too logical. What's the catch?

Interleague play will be pretty much all season long.

Sure. But, if I'm not mistaken, that doesn't necessarily mean there will be any more interleague play than before.

Just that there will now be interleague play down the stretch in August and September.

As I understand it, for any given series during any portion of the season, one will be an interleague series.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2569 on: November 16, 2011, 11:40:50 PM »
Well, it looks like the Cubs won't have the Astros to keep them out of last place anymore.

The Astros to the AL? That's way too logical. What's the catch?

Interleague play will be pretty much all season long.

Sure. But, if I'm not mistaken, that doesn't necessarily mean there will be any more interleague play than before.

Just that there will now be interleague play down the stretch in August and September.

As I understand it, for any given series during any portion of the season, one will be an interleague series.

That's my understanding. Hopefully now we no longer have to pretend it's something interesting or different.
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That is absolutely staggering."

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2570 on: November 16, 2011, 11:50:17 PM »
Well, it looks like the Cubs won't have the Astros to keep them out of last place anymore.

The Astros to the AL? That's way too logical. What's the catch?

Interleague play will be pretty much all season long.

Sure. But, if I'm not mistaken, that doesn't necessarily mean there will be any more interleague play than before.

Just that there will now be interleague play down the stretch in August and September.

As I understand it, for any given series during any portion of the season, one will be an interleague series.

That's my understanding. Hopefully now we no longer have to pretend it's something interesting or different.

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2571 on: February 23, 2012, 06:25:34 PM »
Ryan Braun has won his appeal. Wow.

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2574 on: February 25, 2012, 12:52:53 PM »
I didn't realize the Post-Dispatch was a wholly owned subsidiary of Team PED. What a fucking embarrassment to journalism.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2575 on: April 24, 2013, 05:17:22 PM »
BUMP for former NLC foes the Astros and their quest for the most Ks by a team (batting) in MLB history.

Currently sitting at 200 Ks through 20 games.

Ankiel leading the charge with an amazing 26 Ks (against 0 BBs) in 42 ABs.

Current Projections for Ankiel:
340 ABs, 41 Homers, 211 Ks.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2576 on: April 24, 2013, 07:24:30 PM »
BUMP for former NLC foes the Astros and their quest for the most Ks by a team (batting) in MLB history.

Currently sitting at 200 Ks through 20 games.

Ankiel leading the charge with an amazing 26 Ks (against 0 BBs) in 42 ABs.

Current Projections for Ankiel:
340 ABs, 41 Homers, 211 Ks.

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2577 on: April 24, 2013, 09:17:37 PM »
BUMP for former NLC foes the Astros and their quest for the most Ks by a team (batting) in MLB history.

Currently sitting at 200 Ks through 20 games.

Ankiel leading the charge with an amazing 26 Ks (against 0 BBs) in 42 ABs.

Current Projections for Ankiel:
340 ABs, 41 Homers, 211 Ks.

Brett Wallace had 17 Ks in 24 ABs (26 PAs) before getting sent down.

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2578 on: April 25, 2013, 11:51:40 AM »
This thread. One day I will be bored enough to read it from the beginning and I bet I will laugh.

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2579 on: April 25, 2013, 12:23:14 PM »
This thread. One day I will be bored enough to read it from the beginning and I bet I will laugh.

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I just got bored enough to read the first four pages of it and can't figure why or if I actually have any friends.
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