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Slaky+

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Worst Band Names
« on: March 17, 2008, 09:25:36 PM »
Just realized that this thread was killed in the Ratto incident.

I just thought of a sweet band name that I may never get to use, but I'm earmarking it. If any of you start a band, you may certainly use it.

Argentina Yothers .

Yep, it's horrible.

The Original List: http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/the_worst_band_names_of_07/2


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Re: Worst Band Names
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2008, 05:04:37 PM »
That's better than Argentina Turner Overdrive.

The above comment should in no way be interpreted as an endorsement of Jack Black or any of his shit.

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Re: Worst Band Names
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2008, 05:09:24 PM »
Quote from: Kerm on March 18, 2008, 05:04:37 PM
That's better than Argentina Turner Overdrive.

The above comment should in no way be interpreted as an endorsement of Jack Black or any of his shit.

Are you thinking of "Kathleen Turner Overdrive", Kerm?

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Re: Worst Band Names
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2008, 05:13:57 PM »
Quote from: Corn-fed on March 18, 2008, 05:09:24 PM
Quote from: Kerm on March 18, 2008, 05:04:37 PM
That's better than Argentina Turner Overdrive.

The above comment should in no way be interpreted as an endorsement of Jack Black or any of his shit.

Are you thinking of "Kathleen Turner Overdrive", Kerm?

I was aping it.

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Re: Worst Band Names
« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2008, 05:52:18 AM »

Nobody wants to name their band "Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians"?
Don't read too much into any of it. It's Rozner. He's a fucking idiot.

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Re: Worst Band Names
« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2008, 03:40:10 PM »
Pork Loin Jet Pack.

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Re: Worst Band Names
« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2008, 03:52:45 PM »

The Fat Chick From Facts Of Life
Don't read too much into any of it. It's Rozner. He's a fucking idiot.

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Re: Worst Band Names
« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2008, 10:09:44 AM »
It's that most wonderful time of year again!

http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/2008_the_year_in_band_names/1

Some favorites:

Cemetery Rapist
Menstrual Tramps
Farticus
Touched by a Janitor
Religious Vomit
Fag Cop
Sega Genocide
Sweatpants in Public

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Re: Worst Band Names
« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2008, 10:16:50 AM »
Quote from: RV on December 20, 2008, 10:09:44 AM
Cemetery Rapist
Menstrual Tramps
Farticus
Touched by a Janitor
Religious Vomit
Fag Cop
Sega Genocide
Sweatpants in Public

Those are all outstanding.
FIRE EVERYBODY!

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Re: Worst Band Names
« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2008, 10:21:19 AM »
Quote from: RV on December 20, 2008, 10:09:44 AM
It's that most wonderful time of year again!

http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/2008_the_year_in_band_names/1

Some favorites:

Cemetery Rapist
Menstrual Tramps
Farticus
Touched by a Janitor
Religious Vomit
Fag Cop
Sega Genocide
Sweatpants in Public

I loved:

Funk Ark
Jesus Fucking Christ
Jesus Causes Cancer
Gestapo Pussy Ranch
Evangenitals
Bloodcum


and so on.

This is easily my favorite time of year.

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Re: Worst Band Names
« Reply #10 on: December 20, 2008, 10:22:58 AM »
Piss Pissedofferson!

Mike Douche

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Re: Worst Band Names
« Reply #11 on: December 20, 2008, 10:39:39 AM »
Is there one called "Ass Spray"?
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Re: Worst Band Names
« Reply #12 on: December 21, 2008, 11:26:31 AM »
Wow. Triumph of Lethargy Skinned Alive to Death features the dude from Murder City Devils on vocals.

And there I thought Smoke and Smoke was retarded.
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Re: Worst Band Names
« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2009, 10:16:42 AM »
Perhaps I should have taken greater heed when Mackenzie Phillips recommended The Snivelling Shits to Johnny Carson one night on the Tonight Show.
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Re: Worst Band Names
« Reply #14 on: March 06, 2009, 03:37:43 AM »
Belle and Sebastian.