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Andy

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All it took was 110 pitches in Milwaukee against the Astros (huh?) and no fucking hits.

Carlos is the balls.

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Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2008, 09:37:24 PM »

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Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2008, 09:38:29 PM »
I think he's healthy.

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Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2008, 09:38:59 PM »
In related news, Grande Z just impregnated CC Sabathia's wife and committed no errors.
There's a drive . . . way back . . . gone if it's fair!  Caught at the wall!

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Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2008, 09:39:16 PM »
FUCK being in normal , I didnt see it till the end of the sux game when they cut away from it.. goddamnit, but ill take it!

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Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2008, 09:40:19 PM »
And it wasn't even on tv here in Peoria. Fuck. Good news is the magic # is 7, and hopefully I get to see them clinch against the Satanic Fowl next weekend.

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Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2008, 09:40:32 PM »
Fanfuckingtastic.

I guess Z is ok after all.


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Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2008, 09:41:49 PM »
He doesn't even have cancer or anything!

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Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2008, 09:42:24 PM »
Is Soto the first rook catcher of a no-hitter?
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Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2008, 09:43:01 PM »
Carlos doesn't get cancer...he gives it.

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Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2008, 09:43:19 PM »
Carlos is the fucking man. And he did it on Fat Pants' mound too. How wonderfully awesome.

And I'd like to give some credit to a wise man named Mike D who predicted a Cubs September no-hitter about a month ago. Anything else you'd like to predict, Huey?

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Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2008, 09:44:51 PM »
Quote from: RV on September 14, 2008, 09:43:19 PM
Carlos is the fucking man. And he did it on Fat Pants' mound too. How wonderfully awesome.

And I'd like to give some credit to a wise man named Mike D who predicted a Cubs September no-hitter about a month ago. Anything else you'd like to predict, Huey?

Before he makes a prediction, he needs to tell us how to celebrate. I say the first no-hitter in my lifetime means I get to flip something over.

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Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
« Reply #12 on: September 14, 2008, 09:46:20 PM »
The first no hitter in Miller Park history.  By a Cub.  In a game in which the Brewers weren't even playing.  They were busy getting swept by the Phillies and losing the Wild Card lead. 


Fuck you, Selig. 

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Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
« Reply #13 on: September 14, 2008, 09:46:44 PM »
The Asstrolls sure are bitter. 

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Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
« Reply #14 on: September 14, 2008, 09:47:02 PM »
They just replayed the last pitch.  Thank fucking god that it's Len on the call and not Chip overselling the moment.