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Andy

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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #15 on: January 06, 2009, 01:13:20 PM »
We've been doing this for what, six years now?  I've learned to cope.

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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #16 on: January 06, 2009, 01:17:08 PM »
Quote from: Furious George on January 06, 2009, 01:06:58 PM
Quote from: CT II on January 06, 2009, 12:58:24 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on January 06, 2009, 12:31:07 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 06, 2009, 11:51:09 AM
I'm sure Dolan will be thrilled that his site is going to be represented by this group of Johnny Thicksticks.

I like new, edgy Slaky so very much.

He's EXTREME.

He's totally in my face.

He's a fat slob loser

OR

When are they gonna get to the fireworks factory?

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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #17 on: January 06, 2009, 01:58:06 PM »
Quote from: Dave B on January 06, 2009, 01:07:50 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 06, 2009, 11:51:09 AM
I'm sure Dolan will be thrilled that his site is going to be represented by this group of Johnny Thicksticks.

From the Urban Dictionary:

1.  Thick Stick  6 up, 1 down
A penis thats extremely girthy. "Most of the time" a thick stick
An Oleg will look funny cause it is quite short yet very wide in diameter, yet sometimes it is a Monster.
Ash was amazed when she saw it, all she could do was say "WOW, Willie G that is one Thick Stick...i hope it doesn't break me!!!"



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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #18 on: January 06, 2009, 01:59:06 PM »
Quote from: 5laky on January 06, 2009, 01:17:08 PM
Quote from: Furious George on January 06, 2009, 01:06:58 PM
Quote from: CT II on January 06, 2009, 12:58:24 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on January 06, 2009, 12:31:07 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 06, 2009, 11:51:09 AM
I'm sure Dolan will be thrilled that his site is going to be represented by this group of Johnny Thicksticks.

I like new, edgy Slaky so very much.

He's EXTREME.

He's totally in my face.

He's a fat slob loser

OR

When are they gonna get to the fireworkscheesecake factory?

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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #19 on: January 06, 2009, 02:16:35 PM »
Quote from: 5laky on January 06, 2009, 01:17:08 PM
Quote from: Furious George on January 06, 2009, 01:06:58 PM
Quote from: CT II on January 06, 2009, 12:58:24 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on January 06, 2009, 12:31:07 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 06, 2009, 11:51:09 AM
I'm sure Dolan will be thrilled that his site is going to be represented by this group of Johnny Thicksticks.

I like new, edgy Slaky so very much.

He's EXTREME.

He's totally in my face.

He's a fat slob loser

OR

When are they gonna get to the fireworks factory?

"So, this old man comes over to us and starts ragging on us to get down from there and really not being mean. Well, being a drunk gnome, I started yelling at teh guy... like really loudly."

Excerpt from The Astonishing Tales of Wooderson the Lesser

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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #20 on: January 06, 2009, 02:50:44 PM »
Quote from: Kermit, B. on January 06, 2009, 11:48:20 AM
5.  TDubbs gets into a fight with a cabbie.

6.  Kermit tries to order margaritas at 5 AM from a burrito joint waitress.

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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #21 on: January 06, 2009, 02:56:53 PM »
Quote from: Oleg on January 06, 2009, 02:50:44 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on January 06, 2009, 11:48:20 AM
5.  TDubbs gets into a fight with a cabbie.

6.  Kermit tries to order 50 margaritas at 5 AM from a burrito joint waitress.

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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #22 on: January 06, 2009, 03:11:52 PM »
Quote from: Oleg on January 06, 2009, 02:50:44 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on January 06, 2009, 11:48:20 AM
5.  TDubbs gets into a fight with a cabbie.

6.  Kermit tries to order margaritas at 5 AM from a burrito joint waitress.

I actually hope this happens.  Because that means I'll be shoving a chorizo burrito in my mouth.  (go ahead with the cross out shenanigans with that sentence)
THERE ARE TOO MANY MEN ON THE FIELD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5laky

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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #23 on: January 06, 2009, 03:15:39 PM »
Quote from: TDubbs on January 06, 2009, 03:11:52 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 06, 2009, 02:50:44 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on January 06, 2009, 11:48:20 AM
5.  TDubbs gets into a fight with a cabbie.

6.  Kermit tries to order margaritas at 5 AM from a burrito joint waitress.

I actually hope this happens.  Because that means I'll be shoving gently chewing a chorizo burrito in my mouth.  (go ahead with the cross out shenanigans with that sentence)

Manners'd.

That wasn't what you were looking for, was it?

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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #24 on: January 06, 2009, 03:23:45 PM »
Quote from: Oleg on January 06, 2009, 02:50:44 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on January 06, 2009, 11:48:20 AM
5.  TDubbs gets into a fight with a cabbie.

6.  Kermit tries to order margaritas at 5 AM from a burrito joint waitress that turns out to be Tim Stoddard.
Conventioned.

TDubbs

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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #25 on: January 06, 2009, 03:25:57 PM »
Quote from: 5laky on January 06, 2009, 03:15:39 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on January 06, 2009, 03:11:52 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 06, 2009, 02:50:44 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on January 06, 2009, 11:48:20 AM
5.  TDubbs gets into a fight with a cabbie.

6.  Kermit tries to order margaritas at 5 AM from a burrito joint waitress.

I actually hope this happens.  Because that means I'll be shoving gently chewing a chorizo burrito in my mouth.  (go ahead with the cross out shenanigans with that sentence)

Manners'd.

That wasn't what you were looking for, was it?

Not from the new and EXTREME Slaky, no.
THERE ARE TOO MANY MEN ON THE FIELD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5laky

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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #26 on: January 06, 2009, 03:36:14 PM »
Quote from: TDubbs on January 06, 2009, 03:25:57 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 06, 2009, 03:15:39 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on January 06, 2009, 03:11:52 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 06, 2009, 02:50:44 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on January 06, 2009, 11:48:20 AM
5.  TDubbs gets into a fight with a cabbie.

6.  Kermit tries to order margaritas at 5 AM from a burrito joint waitress.

I actually hope this happens.  Because that means I'll be shoving gently chewing a chorizo burrito in my mouth.  (go ahead with the cross out shenanigans with that sentence)

Manners'd.

That wasn't what you were looking for, was it?

Not from the new and EXTREME Slaky, no.

Fuck you pal.

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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #27 on: January 06, 2009, 03:54:33 PM »
Quote from: 5laky on January 06, 2009, 03:36:14 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on January 06, 2009, 03:25:57 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 06, 2009, 03:15:39 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on January 06, 2009, 03:11:52 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 06, 2009, 02:50:44 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on January 06, 2009, 11:48:20 AM
5.  TDubbs gets into a fight with a cabbie.

6.  Kermit tries to order margaritas at 5 AM from a burrito joint waitress.

I actually hope this happens.  Because that means I'll be shoving gently chewing a chorizo burrito in my mouth.  (go ahead with the cross out shenanigans with that sentence)

Manners'd.

That wasn't what you were looking for, was it?

Not from the new and EXTREME Slaky, no.

Fuck you pal.

Don't call me pal, bro.
THERE ARE TOO MANY MEN ON THE FIELD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Weebs

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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #28 on: January 06, 2009, 04:19:22 PM »
Maybe this time I'll make it into your place on the first try, as opposed to creepily knocking on the back door of another apartment, asking if "Bad Kermit and TDubbs are there."  However, as long as it results in Kerm asking a cab driver what's wrong with a bunch of dude's sleeping together, I won't mind.

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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #29 on: January 06, 2009, 04:58:54 PM »
I want to go to this, but I don't know what the vibe is.  Some people are excited to go.  Some people are saying this is going to be a trainwreck full of shit.  Which is it?  What will it be?  STAY TUNED.

Quote from: Weebs on January 06, 2009, 04:19:22 PM
creepily knocking on the back door of another apartment, asking if "Bad Kermit and TDubbs are there."

I lol'ed and I'm not afraid to say it.
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