Shitty O'Keas

[Oleg]

Getting Alvin, Julie and Desipiots all in one place at the same time can't possibly lead to a dull time.

Hopefully we get a return appearance by murcer.

murcer v. Kerm. Who hangs all over more men when drunk?

I'm more about quality than quantity.  This year, I hope to add to my collection another 40 pictures of Oleg grabbing my nose.

Neh, I'm going to stay sober at this one.

Yeah, I couldn't type that with a straight face.

Am I putting this in my calendar?  Are we doing this again?

[flannj]

Getting Alvin, Julie and Desipiots all in one place at the same time can't possibly lead to a dull time.

Hopefully we get a return appearance by murcer.

murcer v. Kerm. Who hangs all over more men when drunk?

I'm more about quality than quantity.  This year, I hope to add to my collection another 40 pictures of Oleg grabbing my nose.

Neh, I'm going to stay sober at this one.

Yeah, I couldn't type that with a straight face.

Am I putting this in my calendar?  Are we doing this again?

The question is, does Dave Otto have this in his calendar?

[Weebs]

Getting Alvin, Julie and Desipiots all in one place at the same time can't possibly lead to a dull time.

Hopefully we get a return appearance by murcer.

murcer v. Kerm. Who hangs all over more men when drunk?

I'm more about quality than quantity.  This year, I hope to add to my collection another 40 pictures of Oleg grabbing my nose.

Neh, I'm going to stay sober at this one.

Yeah, I couldn't type that with a straight face.

Am I putting this in my calendar?  Are we doing this again?

I'll be snapping pictures of John Murray all night long.

[Richard Chuggar]

Getting Alvin, Julie and Desipiots all in one place at the same time can't possibly lead to a dull time.

Hopefully we get a return appearance by murcer.

murcer v. Kerm. Who hangs all over more men when drunk?

I'm more about quality than quantity.  This year, I hope to add to my collection another 40 pictures of Oleg grabbing my nose.

Neh, I'm going to stay sober at this one.

Yeah, I couldn't type that with a straight face.

Am I putting this in my calendar?  Are we doing this again?

I'll be snapping pictures of John Murray all night long.

Everybody is welcome at my parents' condo beforehand again to pound some brewskis!

[Wheezer]

Everybody is welcome at my parents' condo beforehand again to pound some brewskis!

This is some weird euphemism, right?

[Weebs]

Everybody is welcome at my parents' condo beforehand again to pound some brewskis!

This is some weird euphemism, right?

No, it's exactly what it sounds like.  We're all welcome to bang eachother at Mr. and Mrs. Dubbs' condo.

[Wheezer]

Everybody is welcome at my parents' condo beforehand again to pound some brewskis!

This is some weird euphemism, right?

No, it's exactly what it sounds like.  We're all welcome to bang eachother at Mr. and Mrs. Dubbs' condo.

That's a relief.

[Kermit, B.]

Getting Alvin, Julie and Desipiots all in one place at the same time can't possibly lead to a dull time.

Hopefully we get a return appearance by murcer.

murcer v. Kerm. Who hangs all over more men when drunk?

I'm more about quality than quantity.  This year, I hope to add to my collection another 40 pictures of Oleg grabbing my nose.

Neh, I'm going to stay sober at this one.

Yeah, I couldn't type that with a straight face.

Am I putting this in my calendar?  Are we doing this again?

The question is, does Dave Otto have this in his calendar?

Dolan is trying to get our new BFF Kapman to come out, too.

[Internet Apex]

Getting Alvin, Julie and Desipiots all in one place at the same time can't possibly lead to a dull time.

Hopefully we get a return appearance by murcer.

murcer v. Kerm. Who hangs all over more men when drunk?

I'm more about quality than quantity.  This year, I hope to add to my collection another 40 pictures of Oleg grabbing my nose.

Neh, I'm going to stay sober at this one.

Yeah, I couldn't type that with a straight face.

Am I putting this in my calendar?  Are we doing this again?

The question is, does Dave Otto have this in his calendar?

Dolan is trying to get our new BFF Kapman to come out, too.

God damnit. Why?

[Yeti]

Getting Alvin, Julie and Desipiots all in one place at the same time can't possibly lead to a dull time.

Hopefully we get a return appearance by murcer.

murcer v. Kerm. Who hangs all over more men when drunk?

I'm more about quality than quantity.  This year, I hope to add to my collection another 40 pictures of Oleg grabbing my nose.

Neh, I'm going to stay sober at this one.

Yeah, I couldn't type that with a straight face.

Am I putting this in my calendar?  Are we doing this again?

The question is, does Dave Otto have this in his calendar?

Dolan is trying to get our new BFF Kapman to come out, too.

God damnit. Why?

So one of us can do what those three gutless fucking assholes didn't do: Punch him right on the Man-O-Lantern

[Oleg]

Man, I just wanna sit aorund, drink with some weird internet friends, and talk about the disappointments The Cubs are to us as much as we are to our parents.  Is that too much to ask for?

Possible HJE.  Probably no ghey stuff.

I don't even want to punch murcer any more.  Stupid Cubs have taken all the punching energy away from me.

[Kermit, B.]

Man, I just wanna sit aorund, drink with some weird internet friends, and talk about the disappointments The Cubs are to us as much as we are to our parents.  Is that too much to ask for?

Possible HJE.  Probably no ghey stuff.

I don't even want to punch murcer any more.  Stupid Cubs have taken all the punching energy away from me.

We can all share a drink around CubbyJulie.

[MAD]

Man, I just wanna sit aorund, drink with some weird internet friends, and talk about the disappointments The Cubs are to us as much as we are to our parents.  Is that too much to ask for?

Possible HJE.  Probably no ghey stuff.

I don't even want to punch murcer any more.  Stupid Cubs have taken all the punching energy away from me.

We can all share a drink around CubbyJulie.

I don't think we can get the 75 people necessary to accomplish such a feat.

[PenFoe]

Man, I just wanna sit aorund, drink with some weird internet friends, and talk about the disappointments The Cubs are to us as much as we are to our parents.  Is that too much to ask for?

Possible HJE.  Probably no ghey stuff.

I don't even want to punch murcer any more.  Stupid Cubs have taken all the punching energy away from me.

We can all share a drink around CubbyJulie.

I don't think we can get the 75 people necessary to accomplish such a feat.

Dude...last time you made fat jokes about her, she ended up in the SBox.
If she comes around here to defend herself you only have yourself to blame.

[Slaky]

Man, I just wanna sit aorund, drink with some weird internet friends, and talk about the disappointments The Cubs are to us as much as we are to our parents.  Is that too much to ask for?

Possible HJE.  Probably no ghey stuff.

I don't even want to punch murcer any more.  Stupid Cubs have taken all the punching energy away from me.

We can all share a drink around CubbyJulie.

I don't think we can get the 75 people necessary to accomplish such a feat.

Dude...last time you made fat jokes about her, she ended up in the SBox.
If she comes around here to defend herself you only have yourself to blame.

Ew, she did? How did that go?