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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #195 on: January 28, 2009, 03:57:09 PM »
Diversey Bowl is awesome.  However, it's one drawback is that it's not really near any public transportation.  I'm just sayin'.

Only if you're afraid of buses.  I live right by it, so I like the idea.  Most nights the music is pretty good.

So...lots of Whitesnake?

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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #196 on: January 28, 2009, 04:04:09 PM »
So...lots of Whitesnake?

The Pixies and The Kinks come to mind from last time I was there, but it's been a while.

You bring the Foreigner albums, though, and I'll bring the turn table.

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« Reply #197 on: January 28, 2009, 10:07:51 PM »
Heh.  Dubbs reminds me of  Trixie I worked with back in 1996.  Polynesian girl from Palatine or somewhere.  Probably a Fremd grad.  At the time I was living at Southport and Grace, which was the closest I've ever lived to the lake in 13 years of living in the city.  When I told her I lived on Southport, she crinkled her nose and asked, "Where's Southport?".  I told her "2 blocks east of Ashland" and she responded with "Ewww.  Ashland.  I never go that far.

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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #198 on: January 29, 2009, 01:18:43 AM »
Diversey Bowl is awesome.  However, it's one drawback is that it's not really near any public transportation.  I'm just sayin'.

Only if you're afraid of buses.  I live right by it, so I like the idea.  Most nights the music is pretty good.

MUSIC?  In a BOWLING ALLEY?  I don't know what this country's coming to.

Lawn Bowl (and lounge) down by Midway Airport was a groovy spot many years ago.  I once showed up there with a head full of acid while wearing a velour paisley skirt, and nobody batted an eyelash.
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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #199 on: January 29, 2009, 01:37:45 AM »
Diversey Bowl is awesome.  However, it's one drawback is that it's not really near any public transportation.  I'm just sayin'.

Only if you're afraid of buses.  I live right by it, so I like the idea.  Most nights the music is pretty good.

MUSIC?  In a BOWLING ALLEY?  I don't know what this country's coming to.

Lawn Bowl (and lounge) down by Midway Airport was a groovy spot many years ago.  I once showed up there with a head full of acid while wearing a velour paisley skirt, and nobody batted an eyelash.


Once when? Tuesday night? 40 years ago? You are a beautiful enigma.

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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #200 on: January 29, 2009, 01:41:22 AM »
I'll say another thing in favor of Lincoln Lanes: if we plan this thing far enough ahead of time, RV will find himself with exactly zero excuses for missing out.
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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #201 on: January 29, 2009, 01:58:32 AM »
Once when? Tuesday night? 40 years ago? You are a beautiful enigma.

Probably 1987.  I do have a hard time imagining bowling without tobacco in this "modern" era.
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« Reply #202 on: January 29, 2009, 10:15:15 AM »
Once when? Tuesday night? 40 years ago? You are a beautiful enigma.

Probably 1987.  I do have a hard time imagining bowling without "tobacco" in this modern era.


One quote switch and it's a whole new meaning, huh?

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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #203 on: January 29, 2009, 11:04:19 AM »
I'll say another thing in favor of Lincoln Lanes: if we plan this thing far enough ahead of time, RV will find himself with exactly zero excuses for missing out.

I have chemo on whatever night this happens. Jerk.

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« Reply #204 on: January 29, 2009, 11:35:09 AM »
One quote switch and it's a whole new meaning, huh?

Bowling, leg-wrestling, and knight-errantry ("a most chuckle-headed trade") are separate purfuits.
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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #205 on: January 30, 2009, 05:32:54 AM »
One quote switch and it's a whole new meaning, huh?

Bowling, leg-wrestling, and knight-errantry ("a most chuckle-headed trade") are separate purfuits.


Purfuits?  Wheezer, I love you.
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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #206 on: January 30, 2009, 09:09:21 AM »
One quote switch and it's a whole new meaning, huh?

Bowling, leg-wrestling, and knight-errantry ("a most chuckle-headed trade") are separate purfuits.


Purfuits?  Wheezer, I love you.

I had to google that just to figure out if it was a word I had never heard or if it was just spelled incorrectly/purposefully.  I still don't know where I am either. 

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« Reply #207 on: January 30, 2009, 11:49:01 AM »
One quote switch and it's a whole new meaning, huh?

Bowling, leg-wrestling, and knight-errantry ("a most chuckle-headed trade") are separate purfuits.


Purfuits?  Wheezer, I love you.

I had to google that just to figure out if it was a word I had never heard or if it was just spelled incorrectly/purposefully.  I still don't know where I am either. 

It was a typo.

Wheezer clearly meant to type "purſuits," not "purfuits."
"So, this old man comes over to us and starts ragging on us to get down from there and really not being mean. Well, being a drunk gnome, I started yelling at teh guy... like really loudly."

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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #208 on: January 30, 2009, 11:56:27 AM »
One quote switch and it's a whole new meaning, huh?

Bowling, leg-wrestling, and knight-errantry ("a most chuckle-headed trade") are separate purfuits.


Purfuits?  Wheezer, I love you.

I had to google that just to figure out if it was a word I had never heard or if it was just spelled incorrectly/purposefully.  I still don't know where I am either. 

It was a typo.

Wheezer clearly meant to type "purſuits," not "purfuits."

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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #209 on: January 30, 2009, 02:51:18 PM »
One quote switch and it's a whole new meaning, huh?

Bowling, leg-wrestling, and knight-errantry ("a most chuckle-headed trade") are separate purfuits.


Purfuits?  Wheezer, I love you.

I had to google that just to figure out if it was a word I had never heard or if it was just spelled incorrectly/purposefully.  I still don't know where I am either. 

It was a typo.

Wheezer clearly meant to type "purſuits," not "purfuits."

Didn't Wheezer call me out for doing the same thing a few months back in the Marlon Brando Clusterpaul?
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