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CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, CHC all pisspoor in 2009.
« on: February 16, 2009, 04:59:40 AM »
The NL Central is pretty much going to suck this year, by the looks of things.

The Cubs should win this going away.
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Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009.
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2009, 07:27:06 AM »
Not a fan of the Turndthrow Thread? Or did you just see this as an opportunity to Rog-Roll the Desipio Massive? Either way I think it's DRLP.
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Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009.
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2009, 07:38:17 AM »
Quote from: ~Apex on February 16, 2009, 07:27:06 AM
Not a fan of the Turndthrow Thread? Or did you just see this as an opportunity to Rog-Roll the Desipio Massive? Either way I think it's DRLP.

I presumed that, seeing as Turdthrow has been released, his thread was no longer relevant.
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Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009.
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2009, 08:32:26 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on February 16, 2009, 07:38:17 AM
Quote from: ~Apex on February 16, 2009, 07:27:06 AM
Not a fan of the Turndthrow Thread? Or did you just see this as an opportunity to Rog-Roll the Desipio Massive? Either way I think it's DRLP.

I presumed that, seeing as Turdthrow has been released, his thread was no longer relevant.

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Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009.
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2009, 08:38:10 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on February 16, 2009, 07:38:17 AM
Quote from: ~Apex on February 16, 2009, 07:27:06 AM
Not a fan of the Turndthrow Thread? Or did you just see this as an opportunity to Rog-Roll the Desipio Massive? Either way I think it's DRLP.

I presumed that, seeing as Turdthrow has been released, his thread was no longer relevant.

Are fucking serious Tonk? That thread makes me happier than a Scot in suet.

Son of a bitch, what were you thinking?

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Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009.
« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2009, 08:50:29 AM »
Damn foreigners.

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Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009.
« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2009, 08:52:28 AM »
I'm sorry.  I'M SORRY FOR GOD'S SAKE.  I FUCKED UP!  YOU THINK THIS ISN'T THE FIRST THING I THINK ABOUT IN THE MORNING AND THE LAST THING I THINK ABOUT AT NIGHT?  I'D GIVE ANYTHING TO BE ABLE TO GO BACK AND UNDO IT.  I ALREADY POSTED THIS IN THE TURD THROW THREAD AS WELL - I GOT NOTHIN' ELSE TO GIVE.
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Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009.
« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2009, 08:56:15 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on February 16, 2009, 08:52:28 AM
I'm sorry.  I'M SORRY FOR GOD'S SAKE.  I FUCKED UP!  YOU THINK THIS ISN'T THE FIRST THING I THINK ABOUT IN THE MORNING AND THE LAST THING I THINK ABOUT AT NIGHT?  I'D GIVE ANYTHING TO BE ABLE TO GO BACK AND UNDO IT.  I ALREADY POSTED THIS IN THE TURD THROW THREAD AS WELL - I GOT NOTHIN' ELSE TO GIVE.

Wait.  Now I have to get up and go back to the other thread?!?  Motherf*cker.

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Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009.
« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2009, 08:59:46 AM »
Quote from: powen01 on February 16, 2009, 08:56:15 AM
Quote from: Tonker on February 16, 2009, 08:52:28 AM
I'm sorry.  I'M SORRY FOR GOD'S SAKE.  I FUCKED UP!  YOU THINK THIS ISN'T THE FIRST THING I THINK ABOUT IN THE MORNING AND THE LAST THING I THINK ABOUT AT NIGHT?  I'D GIVE ANYTHING TO BE ABLE TO GO BACK AND UNDO IT.  I ALREADY POSTED THIS IN THE TURD THROW THREAD AS WELL - I GOT NOTHIN' ELSE TO GIVE.

Wait.  Now I have to get up and go back to the other thread?!?  Motherf*cker.

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Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009.
« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2009, 09:08:27 AM »
You'll be sorry.  You'll ALL be sorry.
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Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009.
« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2009, 11:35:21 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on February 16, 2009, 09:08:27 AM
You'll be sorry.  You'll ALL be sorry.

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Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009.
« Reply #11 on: February 16, 2009, 02:24:48 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on February 16, 2009, 11:35:21 AM
Quote from: Tonker on February 16, 2009, 09:08:27 AM
You'll be sorry.  You'll ALL be sorry.

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Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009.
« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2009, 01:12:02 AM »
I for one appreciate this thread because I didn't have time to wade through 50+ pages of text to find out that our rival clubs of the NL Central are going to be stank shit in this upcoming season.  I don't know who to thank: Tonker, for making this thread, or the other 5 baseball teams we share a division with, for being DEADWEIGHT.
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Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009.
« Reply #13 on: February 22, 2009, 09:35:28 AM »
Another unfettered Desipio tradition: multiple threads on the same subject because some people don't want to slog through 50+ pages of what have you. Unfortunately, these threads are DEADWEIGHT.
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Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009.
« Reply #14 on: February 22, 2009, 09:47:30 AM »
Please, for the love of God, just let this thread die.  The shame of it is almost too much to bear.
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