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ChuckD

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Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« on: April 10, 2009, 04:17:10 PM »
KASPLOOGE!

Tank

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2009, 05:14:42 PM »
I'm going on an all-egg white diet in anticipation of future Uncle Milty pop shots.
"So, this old man comes over to us and starts ragging on us to get down from there and really not being mean. Well, being a drunk gnome, I started yelling at teh guy... like really loudly."

Excerpt from The Astonishing Tales of Wooderson the Lesser

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2009, 07:03:35 PM »
Quote from: Tank on April 10, 2009, 05:14:42 PM
I'm going on an all-egg white diet in anticipation of future Uncle Milty pop shots.

Are egg whites better for distance or consistency? Volume?

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2009, 07:20:39 PM »
Quote from: Slakee on April 10, 2009, 07:03:35 PM
Quote from: Tank on April 10, 2009, 05:14:42 PM
I'm going on an all-egg white diet in anticipation of future Uncle Milty pop shots.

Are egg whites better for distance or consistency? Volume?

Info courtesy of SBox link from PenFoe (very NSFW)...

http://cwians.typepad.com/christian_sings_the_blues/2008/01/mnp-productio-1.html

CytoSport™ Muscle Milk®—Banana Creme for color, consistency and volume.

QuoteMy pop shots are really thick and white now and so I don't spray or shoot much, but the volume is definitely there. It has been a lifesaver.
"So, this old man comes over to us and starts ragging on us to get down from there and really not being mean. Well, being a drunk gnome, I started yelling at teh guy... like really loudly."

Excerpt from The Astonishing Tales of Wooderson the Lesser

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2009, 08:02:49 PM »
The 37th Tenet of Pexism:  Apestink is terrible.

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2009, 08:24:57 PM »
And Milt gets  hurt before the home opener.

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2009, 08:34:05 PM »
We're fucked.

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2009, 08:41:10 PM »
Not as fucked as the Brewers pitching staff.

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2009, 08:47:32 PM »
Quote from: ChuckD on April 12, 2009, 08:34:05 PM
We're fucked.

I just heard he died on the clubhouse table.

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #10 on: April 12, 2009, 08:55:54 PM »
Quote from: Slakee on April 12, 2009, 08:47:32 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on April 12, 2009, 08:34:05 PM
We're fucked.

I just heard he died on the clubhouse table.

The Angels are fucked.

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #11 on: April 12, 2009, 11:00:40 PM »
I think he's fine, but, I'll take any excuse to paste my favorite line delivery in film history, also my favorite 1 second clip of all-time:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhI0OVs_zj0
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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #12 on: April 12, 2009, 11:02:05 PM »
So, in retrospect, I guess it's a good thing Milt got hurt.

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #13 on: April 13, 2009, 08:58:42 AM »
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on April 12, 2009, 11:02:05 PM
So, in retrospect, I guess it's a good thing Milt got hurt.

He even gets hurt at the most opportune time!

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #14 on: April 13, 2009, 10:01:53 AM »
Quote from: Brownie on April 13, 2009, 08:58:42 AM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on April 12, 2009, 11:02:05 PM
So, in retrospect, I guess it's a good thing Milt got hurt.

He even gets hurt at the most opportune time!

Has the Hank White Strategic Strikeout been replaced with the Crazy Uncle Milton Strategic Injury?
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