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PenFoe

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Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« on: April 13, 2009, 03:03:37 PM »
God, this guy sucks.
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Re: Aaron Miles of Facials Thread
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2009, 03:08:34 PM »
Is it acceptable to bemoan the loss of DeRosa yet?
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Re: Aaron Miles of Facials Thread
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2009, 03:09:33 PM »
MikeD told me he really liked Miles a month back.
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Re: Aaron Miles of Facials Thread
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2009, 03:11:04 PM »
Quote from: ChuckD on April 13, 2009, 03:08:34 PM
Is it acceptable to bemoan the loss of DeRosa yet?

Not when Fontenot has a 550 point edge in OPS.

Wait until it gets down to 200 or so.
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Re: Aaron Miles of Facials Thread
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2009, 03:18:31 PM »
Quote from: Eli on April 13, 2009, 03:11:04 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on April 13, 2009, 03:08:34 PM
Is it acceptable to bemoan the loss of DeRosa yet?

Not when Fontenot has a 550 point edge in OPS.

How do they compare in Joe Morgan-approved OPSMO?
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Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2009, 03:27:53 PM »
Never sign shitty ex-Cardinals.

Especially the ones who aren't tall enough to ride Space Mountain without their parents.
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Re: Aaron Miles of Facials Thread
« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2009, 03:33:38 PM »
Quote from: Eli on April 13, 2009, 03:11:04 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on April 13, 2009, 03:08:34 PM
Is it acceptable to bemoan the loss of DeRosa yet?

Not when Fontenot has a 550 point edge in OPS.

Wait until it gets down to 200 or so.

Fontenot+DeRosa > Miles+DeRosa

It holds true in just about every way including the all-important "stubble" metric.
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Re: Aaron Miles of Facials Thread
« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2009, 03:37:50 PM »
Ty Wiggington + Ricky Nolasco > Fontenot+DeRosa > Miles+DeRosa
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Re: Aaron Miles of Facials Thread
« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2009, 03:41:00 PM »
Quote from: BH on April 13, 2009, 03:37:50 PM
Ty Wiggington + Ricky Nolasco > Fontenot+DeRosa > Miles+DeRosa

Natch. Ty Wiggington hits a home run against us every time. Addition by subtraction.
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Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2009, 08:17:50 PM »
The average height of the starting IF today was 5'8".
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Re: Aaron Miles of Facials Thread
« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2009, 11:30:20 AM »
Quote from: BH on April 13, 2009, 03:09:33 PM
MikeD told me he really liked Miles a month back.

I was just impressed with his abiltiy to disarm a gunman holding him hostage.

If the gunman were pitching a baseball, Miles'd be dead now.
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I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2009, 11:36:29 AM »
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on April 13, 2009, 08:17:50 PM
The average height of the starting IF today was 5'8".

You ain't kiddin.   When they were announcing the opening lineups yesterday,   other than DeePeeLee it looked like a cast of Danny Devito's and Verne Troyer's. 
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Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2009, 11:41:11 AM »
Quote from: Lukester on April 14, 2009, 11:36:29 AM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on April 13, 2009, 08:17:50 PM
The average height of the starting IF today was 5'8".

You ain't kiddin.   When they were announcing the opening lineups yesterday,   other than DeePeeLee it looked like a cast of Danny Devito's and Verne Troyer's. 

I know that 1 game out of 162 is miniscule, but it was nice to win with that lineup.  No Bradley, no Pancakes, no Soto.  It was like rooting for your team during WWII.  That lineup screamed 4F.

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I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #13 on: April 14, 2009, 11:48:20 AM »
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on April 13, 2009, 08:17:50 PM
The average height of the starting IF today was 5'8".

I'm surprised the PA at Wrigely Field didn't play "Hi Ho Hi Ho It's Off to Work We Go" when the Cubs took the field.
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Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #14 on: April 14, 2009, 11:53:16 AM »

I can't believe there's been this much discussion of short people with nary a mention of anyone around here...
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