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LoneStarCubFan

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The Chicago Shite Sox
« on: May 06, 2009, 09:46:53 AM »
http://www.dailyherald.com/story/?id=291618

hehehe

Either somebody at the Daily Herald has a sense of humor or they're in desperate need of a few copy editors.

Waco Kid

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Re: The Chicago Shite Sox
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2009, 09:49:35 AM »
QuoteNo relief as Shite Sox blow lead in Kansas City

Outstanding.

Eli

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Re: The Chicago Shite Sox
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2009, 09:53:18 AM »
Forever memorialized, in case they change it:


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Re: The Chicago Shite Sox
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2009, 09:55:08 AM »

Print up the T-shirts, and we can all retire.
TIME TO POST!

"...their lead is no longer even remotely close to insurmountable " - SKO, 7/31/16

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Re: The Chicago Shite Sox
« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2009, 09:59:24 AM »
Quote from: Eli on May 06, 2009, 09:53:18 AM
Forever memorialized, in case they change it:



Thank you.

Already fixed.
"So, this old man comes over to us and starts ragging on us to get down from there and really not being mean. Well, being a drunk gnome, I started yelling at teh guy... like really loudly."

Excerpt from The Astonishing Tales of Wooderson the Lesser

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Re: The Chicago Shite Sox
« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2009, 10:04:44 AM »
Nothing to do with the typo, but this is why they must "Free the Daily Herald Two.."

Lindsey Willhite, writing from his living room:

QuotePet peeve: Bobby Jenks hadn't pitched since Friday. He warmed up Tuesday, but Lance Broadway entered in the 11th instead. Why? Because it wasn't a save situation? Pitch your best guy.

You know, if he was there, he could have asked Ozzie. And the response would have sold enough newspapers to justify two nights in KC and flight.

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Re: The Chicago Shite Sox
« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2009, 09:48:39 PM »

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Re: The Chicago Shite Sox
« Reply #7 on: May 06, 2009, 10:00:35 PM »
Shite Sox.  Heh heh.  Love it. 

Wait, you mean Phil Rogers was premature with his declaration that Alexi the 37 year old Cuban rookie was a superstar?  Blasphemy!

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Re: The Chicago Shite Sox
« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2009, 10:06:20 PM »
Always nice when great nicknames happens via typos.

One of the writers at our shitty paper accidentally slipped "Kentrucky" past the editors, and now we use it all the time.

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Re: The Chicago Shite Sox
« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2010, 02:40:40 PM »
I think this is the thread for this...

Looks like Jenks decided to be a pussy act responsible like Miggy and quit drinking.

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"I just got tired of it, plain and simple," Jenks said. "When you want a bad habit out of your life, either you wean yourself off or you quit cold turkey.
"For me, it was easier to just quit. It was to the point where it was easy for me to lose control. I got to the point where not for my sake and my family's sake, but everyone's around me, it was just time to back off and live my life not for myself.
"Everyone says you live for your family," said Jenks, the father of four. "But when you are doing something like that, you are living selfishly and I was tired of living that way."

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What led Jenks to see his drinking as a trouble spot? It was a daily pattern of unwanted behavior.

"Getting [drunk] every night. Let's put it plain and simple," Jenks said. "When I took a long, hard look at myself and saw where I was headed, at that point, I was headed in the wrong direction.

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"No, I'm not an alcoholic. It was just time to stop."

I'm not saying that a father of four who gets drunk every single day is an alcoholic, I'm just saying that if you can lose 25 pounds just by stopping drinking...you probably had a drinking problem.
I can't believe I even know these people. I'm ashamed of my internet life.

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Re: The Chicago Shite Sox
« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2010, 07:43:38 AM »
I will vow, for the sake of peace, not to complain about David Ross between now and his first start next year- 10/26/2015

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Re: The Chicago Shite Sox
« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2010, 11:56:32 AM »
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: The Chicago Shite Sox
« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2010, 11:59:24 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 24, 2010, 11:56:32 AM
Quote from: SKO on February 24, 2010, 07:43:38 AM


White Sex?

That's some fancy letterin'.  I think it says "Mb1TF Gex".

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Re: The Chicago Shite Sox
« Reply #13 on: February 24, 2010, 12:03:37 PM »
Quote from: BH on February 24, 2010, 11:59:24 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 24, 2010, 11:56:32 AM
Quote from: SKO on February 24, 2010, 07:43:38 AM


White Sex?

That's some fancy letterin'.  I think it says "Mb1TF Gex".

I just love the curly line thingys near the top of the tat.

Speaking of ugly tattoos, here's another.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/24/kelly-ripas-new-tattoo-ph_n_474614.html

Most tattoos suck, but wrist tattoos suck much much more.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: The Chicago Shite Sox
« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2010, 12:13:19 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 24, 2010, 12:03:37 PM
Most tattoos suck, but wrist tattoos suck much much more.

Meat's tribal band tattoo on his forearm is pretty outstanding.