Twatheads Twittering

[PenFoe]

Since Steve Stone is not the only asshat entertaining us with his tweets, figured there should be some forum for the best of the best, much like the YouTube Discoveries thread.

Some gems upon coming into work today:

1. Started following Tony Mandarich the other day, received a Direct Message from him:

Woooo Hoooo Thanks for following me on Twitter.

Wondering if he personally thanked all 41K of his followers...

2. Joe Buck

I make one great crunchwrap by the way!

[PenFoe]

I know the name of this thread sucks.
Deal with it.


Or suggest a better one and I'll change it.

[ChuckD]

I know the name of this thread sucks.
Deal with it.


Or suggest a better one and I'll change it.

I first noticed a conspicuous absence of "twat." That might be a good start.

[thehawk]

I know the name of this thread sucks.
Deal with it.


Or suggest a better one and I'll change it.

I first noticed a conspicuous absence of "twat." That might be a good start.

Beat me to it Chuck.  Especially if it will be filled by the likes of Stone, Manderich and Buck the lesser.

[PenFoe]

I know the name of this thread sucks.
Deal with it.


Or suggest a better one and I'll change it.

I first noticed a conspicuous absence of "twat." That might be a good start.

Beat me to it Chuck.  Especially if it will be filled by the likes of Stone, Manderich and Buck the lesser.

Amended.

[Saul Goodman]

[CBStew]

Please.  I beg of you.  Leave me behind in the 19th Century.  Or the Eighteenth.  I would even consider the Middle Ages if you could guaranty me immunity from the Plague.

[MAD]

Please.  I beg of you.  Leave me behind in the 19th Century.  Or the Eighteenth.  I would even consider the Middle Ages if you could guaranty me immunity from the Plague.

But you'd be okay with the Inquisition?

[Gil Gunderson]

Please.  I beg of you.  Leave me behind in the 19th Century.  Or the Eighteenth.  I would even consider the Middle Ages if you could guaranty me immunity from the Plague.

But you'd be okay with the Inquisition?

Of course, no one expects it.

[CBStew]

Please.  I beg of you.  Leave me behind in the 19th Century.  Or the Eighteenth.  I would even consider the Middle Ages if you could guaranty me immunity from the Plague.

But you'd be okay with the Inquisition?

Of course, no one expects it.

Ooops.  Didn't see that one coming.

[PenFoe]

KD, Andy...seems like a pretty good place to discuss being banned by Simmons.

[helloWorld]

Please.  I beg of you.  Leave me behind in the 19th Century.  Or the Eighteenth.  I would even consider the Middle Ages if you could guaranty me immunity from the Plague.

But you'd be okay with the Inquisition?

Of course, no one expects it.

At least the Spanish one, whose chief weapon is surprise.

[Gil Gunderson]

Please.  I beg of you.  Leave me behind in the 19th Century.  Or the Eighteenth.  I would even consider the Middle Ages if you could guaranty me immunity from the Plague.

But you'd be okay with the Inquisition?

Of course, no one expects it.

At least the Spanish one, whose chief weapon is surprise.

...and fear.

[RedBeard]

Please.  I beg of you.  Leave me behind in the 19th Century.  Or the Eighteenth.  I would even consider the Middle Ages if you could guaranty me immunity from the Plague.

But you'd be okay with the Inquisition?

Of course, no one expects it.

At least the Spanish one, whose chief weapon is surprise.

...and fear.

...and venereal disease.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

Please.  I beg of you.  Leave me behind in the 19th Century.  Or the Eighteenth.  I would even consider the Middle Ages if you could guaranty me immunity from the Plague.

But you'd be okay with the Inquisition?

Of course, no one expects it.

At least the Spanish one, whose chief weapon is surprise.

...and fear.

...and venereal disease ruthless efficiency.

Come ON'd.