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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #555 on: April 16, 2012, 07:34:05 PM »
Quote from: @JoseCanseco
Titanic 100 years wOw. Global warming couldve saved titanic. Sad to say

A few dozen people ask wtf Jose's going on about and tell him he's an idiot, so he clarifies.

Quote from: @JoseCanseco
Because we don't recycle and consume like crazy icicles are non existent. Titanic wouldve still existed today

More people call Jose an idiot. He explains it again since he's obviously being misunderstood.

Quote from: @JoseCanseco
You clowns it's very simple. With global warning the weather is hotter so the icebergs would be melted and titanic saved.

Quote from: @JoseCanseco
100 years ago people actually cared about planet and respected nature. Now we can care less and consume energy like it's free

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Titanic reminds me of the days I had two yachts in Miami but no icicles

No homo.
« Last Edit: April 16, 2012, 07:36:12 PM by ChuckD »

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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #556 on: April 18, 2012, 02:44:39 PM »
Quote from: @JoseCanseco
Titanic 100 years wOw. Global warming couldve saved titanic. Sad to say

A few dozen people ask wtf Jose's going on about and tell him he's an idiot, so he clarifies.

Quote from: @JoseCanseco
Because we don't recycle and consume like crazy icicles are non existent. Titanic wouldve still existed today

More people call Jose an idiot. He explains it again since he's obviously being misunderstood.

Quote from: @JoseCanseco
You clowns it's very simple. With global warning the weather is hotter so the icebergs would be melted and titanic saved.

Quote from: @JoseCanseco
100 years ago people actually cared about planet and respected nature. Now we can care less and consume energy like it's free

Quote from: @JoseCanseco
Titanic reminds me of the days I had two yachts in Miami but no icicles

No homo.

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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #557 on: April 18, 2012, 03:20:08 PM »
Because if there's one thing the Internet needs, it's more text placed over images of animals.

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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #558 on: April 18, 2012, 03:26:11 PM »
No one caught this?
Quote from: @JoseCanseco
Jose Canseco for President 2016. i like the sound of that.

Quote from: @JoseCanseco
just remembered i was born in cuba. if obama was not born in usa and he is president how did he get around being elected. i should learn how

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how about if you were born in cuba when everything was fine in cuba with the United states. like puerto rico and united states

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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #559 on: April 18, 2012, 03:56:14 PM »
No one caught this?
Quote from: @JoseCanseco
Jose Canseco for President 2016. i like the sound of that.

Quote from: @JoseCanseco
just remembered i was born in cuba. if obama was not born in usa and he is president how did he get around being elected. i should learn how

Quote from: @JoseCanseco
how about if you were born in cuba when everything was fine in cuba with the United states. like puerto rico and united states


Someone mentioned this somewhere and I believe it to be true: Jose Canseco has become self-aware and thus he is no longer funny.

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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #560 on: April 18, 2012, 10:01:56 PM »
Because if there's one thing the Internet needs, it's more text placed over images of animals.

I'm picturing these words over a kitten that appears to be rolling its eyes. Like people do!
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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #561 on: April 30, 2012, 02:49:06 PM »

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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #562 on: April 30, 2012, 03:27:13 PM »
Joe Cowley is in hiding somewhere.

I'd read that, but I can't get past Gordo the Ginger Ginzo:

Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #563 on: May 02, 2012, 01:32:37 PM »
TIME TO POST!

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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #564 on: May 02, 2012, 02:49:17 PM »
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #565 on: May 17, 2012, 09:28:13 AM »
Does anybody else follow J'Marcus Webb? Does he seem just a bit insane and/or delusional to you?
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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #566 on: May 17, 2012, 09:37:29 AM »
Does anybody else follow J'Marcus Webb? Does he seem just a bit insane and/or delusional to you?

As insane and delusional as anyone who thinks he's a LT? Less? More?
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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #567 on: May 17, 2012, 09:48:23 AM »
Does anybody else follow J'Marcus Webb? Does he seem just a bit insane and/or delusional to you?

As insane and delusional as anyone who thinks he's a LT? Less? More?

At least he doesn't think he's Alonzo Spellman because that guy fucking sucked.
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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #568 on: May 17, 2012, 09:54:26 AM »
Does anybody else follow J'Marcus Webb? Does he seem just a bit insane and/or delusional to you?

In what way?



J'Marcus' Tweets and FB posts paint him alternately as an earnest hayseed rookie trying to make it in the big time and as a guy who thinks he and Bears O-line have arrived as some kind of all-time great unit, up there with the Hogs and the Steel Curtain and the Bears Front Seven of the '80s, and the Fun Bunch, etc.

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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #569 on: May 17, 2012, 10:07:02 AM »
Does anybody else follow J'Marcus Webb? Does he seem just a bit insane and/or delusional to you?

In what way?



J'Marcus' Tweets and FB posts paint him alternately as an earnest hayseed rookie trying to make it in the big time and as a guy who thinks he and Bears O-line have arrived as some kind of all-time great unit, up there with the Hogs and the Steel Curtain and the Bears Front Seven of the '80s, and the Fun Bunch, etc.


Yeah, so he's insane. Actually, he just seems as immature and stupid as a guy who failed out of Texas and had to go to West Texas A&M would be. I still think he's talented and I'd love to see him pan out, but his delusional rants make me hope Chris Williams wins that camp battle.
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