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Tonker

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Re: Moron Mariotti
« Reply #45 on: May 12, 2011, 09:36:18 AM »
I'm not a religious man, and neither is my father, but if there's one thing that he taught me, it's that you should "be sure your sins will find you out".

Karma finally caught up with one of the biggest wankers I've ever, ever encountered.  I couldn't be more pleased.
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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Moron Mariotti
« Reply #46 on: May 12, 2011, 10:14:48 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 12, 2011, 09:18:01 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 12, 2011, 08:54:50 AM
Quote from: morpheus on May 12, 2011, 08:43:23 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 11, 2011, 09:11:24 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 11, 2011, 09:06:36 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 11, 2011, 06:44:07 PM
Bump http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2011/05/espn-personality-jay-mariotti-charged-with-felony-stalking-and-assault-after-allegedly-confronting-ex-girlfriend.html

I see, based on tonight, that you're unfamiliar with link shortening.

I'm familiar with it, but why go through that effort? This isn't twitter. I don't have to obey your linking norms.

Yes, this was difficult.

If it required more steps than "Copy" "Paste," I fail to see where I'm wrong. I'm not arguing that it's a herculean task to shorten a link, I'm saying why do it? This isn't twitter. There's no limitation on how many characters I can use, so go through any extra step whatsoever? I'm sorry I have apparently melted your eyeballs with my boorish refusal to obey proper decorum. This place used to be about SPORTZ, dammit.

To be fair, I do believe there is a limitation on how many characters you can use in a post.

5000.
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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Moron Mariotti
« Reply #47 on: May 12, 2011, 10:16:32 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on May 12, 2011, 09:36:18 AM
I'm not a religious man, and neither is my father, but if there's one thing that he taught me, it's that you should "be sure your sins will find you out".

Karma finally caught up with one of the biggest wankers I've ever, ever encountered.  I couldn't be more pleased.

That's a hell of a way to talk about SKO when you've never actually met him.
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

Tonker

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Re: Moron Mariotti
« Reply #48 on: May 12, 2011, 10:25:41 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 12, 2011, 10:16:32 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 12, 2011, 09:36:18 AM
I'm not a religious man, and neither is my father, but if there's one thing that he taught me, it's that you should "be sure your sins will find you out".

Karma finally caught up with one of the biggest wankers I've ever, ever encountered.  I couldn't be more pleased.

That's a hell of a way to talk about SKO when you've never actually met him.

I stand by my assertion, based purely on the haircut.
Your toilet's broken, Dave, but I fixed it.

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Re: Moron Mariotti
« Reply #49 on: May 12, 2011, 10:46:15 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on May 12, 2011, 10:25:41 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 12, 2011, 10:16:32 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 12, 2011, 09:36:18 AM
I'm not a religious man, and neither is my father, but if there's one thing that he taught me, it's that you should "be sure your sins will find you out".

Karma finally caught up with one of the biggest wankers I've ever, ever encountered.  I couldn't be more pleased.

That's a hell of a way to talk about SKO when you've never actually met him.

I stand by my assertion, based purely on the haircut.

Or lack thereof.
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SKO

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Re: Moron Mariotti
« Reply #50 on: May 12, 2011, 10:53:28 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 12, 2011, 10:46:15 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 12, 2011, 10:25:41 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 12, 2011, 10:16:32 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 12, 2011, 09:36:18 AM
I'm not a religious man, and neither is my father, but if there's one thing that he taught me, it's that you should "be sure your sins will find you out".

Karma finally caught up with one of the biggest wankers I've ever, ever encountered.  I couldn't be more pleased.

That's a hell of a way to talk about SKO when you've never actually met him.

I stand by my assertion, based purely on the haircut.

Or lack thereof.

Ouch.
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Re: Moron Mariotti
« Reply #51 on: May 12, 2011, 10:56:28 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on May 12, 2011, 10:25:41 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 12, 2011, 10:16:32 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 12, 2011, 09:36:18 AM
I'm not a religious man, and neither is my father, but if there's one thing that he taught me, it's that you should "be sure your sins will find you out".

Karma finally caught up with one of the biggest wankers I've ever, ever encountered.  I couldn't be more pleased.

That's a hell of a way to talk about SKO when you've never actually met him.

I stand by my assertion, based purely on the haircut.

Something something working day is done.
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