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Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
« Reply #75 on: August 25, 2009, 04:01:51 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on August 25, 2009, 03:55:20 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on August 25, 2009, 03:46:21 PM
Quote from: BH on August 25, 2009, 03:12:55 PM
Morph, of course, would be Robin Colcord.

Since it's all of us against Kurt these days, Kurt would need to play Gary, from Gary's old town tavern.

Yeti's fat ass would make a great modern day Kirstie Alley.
Gary was always smarter than the Cheers gang.  It's pretty clear that Kurt is Cliff.  Lives with mom, etc.

Or maybe Kurt is the lady postal worker who had secks with Cliff then moved to Canada.

Kurt is Nick Tortelli.

Really? I remember laughing at Nick Tortelli's character.

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Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
« Reply #76 on: August 25, 2009, 04:08:13 PM »
Okay, but who's B.J. Honeycutt?
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Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
« Reply #77 on: August 25, 2009, 04:23:37 PM »
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on August 25, 2009, 04:08:13 PM
Okay, but who's B.J. Honeycutt?
The son of Bea Hunnicutt and Ray Hunnicutt.

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Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
« Reply #78 on: August 26, 2009, 07:33:12 AM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on August 25, 2009, 04:23:37 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on August 25, 2009, 04:08:13 PM
Okay, but who's B.J. Honeycutt?
The son of Bea Hunnicutt and Ray Hunnicutt.

You're just trying to take Kurt off the hook, aren't you?
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Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
« Reply #79 on: August 26, 2009, 09:07:49 AM »
Okay, I've been credited now. I no longer have problems with Kurt.
Take that, Adolf Eyechart.

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Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
« Reply #80 on: August 26, 2009, 09:18:18 AM »
Quote from: Jon on August 26, 2009, 09:07:49 AM
Okay, I've been credited now. I no longer have problems with Kurt.

QuoteThird -- as promised yesterday, I'm done with displaying in all their glory some of the unpleasant comments by various members of Desipio.  However I might take a page from BK's book over at HJE and someday ad a testimonials page -- which would display some of the nice and angry comments that have been written about us.  It's just too funny an idea to ignore.

Congratulations, Kerm.  He thinks you're funny!
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Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
« Reply #81 on: August 26, 2009, 10:53:17 AM »
Quote from: PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey on August 26, 2009, 09:18:18 AM
Quote from: Jon on August 26, 2009, 09:07:49 AM
Okay, I've been credited now. I no longer have problems with Kurt.

QuoteThird -- as promised yesterday, I'm done with displaying in all their glory some of the unpleasant comments by various members of Desipio.  However I might take a page from BK's book over at HJE and someday ad a testimonials page -- which would display some of the nice and angry comments that have been written about us.  It's just too funny an idea to ignore.

Congratulations, Kerm.  He thinks you're funny!

This is TOTALLY going on the Testimonials page.  And in my diary.
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Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
« Reply #82 on: August 26, 2009, 11:17:37 AM »
Quote from: Kermit, B. on August 26, 2009, 10:53:17 AM
Quote from: PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey on August 26, 2009, 09:18:18 AM
Quote from: Jon on August 26, 2009, 09:07:49 AM
Okay, I've been credited now. I no longer have problems with Kurt.

QuoteThird -- as promised yesterday, I'm done with displaying in all their glory some of the unpleasant comments by various members of Desipio.  However I might take a page from BK's book over at HJE and someday ad a testimonials page -- which would display some of the nice and angry comments that have been written about us.  It's just too funny an idea to ignore.

Congratulations, Kerm.  He thinks you're funny!

This is TOTALLY going on the Testimonials page.  And in my diary.

And on my HATE list.  What the fuck did you do with that thing?

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Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
« Reply #83 on: August 26, 2009, 11:27:57 AM »
Quote from: CT III on August 26, 2009, 11:17:37 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on August 26, 2009, 10:53:17 AM
Quote from: PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey on August 26, 2009, 09:18:18 AM
Quote from: Jon on August 26, 2009, 09:07:49 AM
Okay, I've been credited now. I no longer have problems with Kurt.

QuoteThird -- as promised yesterday, I'm done with displaying in all their glory some of the unpleasant comments by various members of Desipio.  However I might take a page from BK's book over at HJE and someday ad a testimonials page -- which would display some of the nice and angry comments that have been written about us.  It's just too funny an idea to ignore.

Congratulations, Kerm.  He thinks you're funny!

This is TOTALLY going on the Testimonials page.  And in my diary.

And on my HATE list.  What the fuck did you do with that thing?

Maybe some day you'll be a member of TJG, where we have a SL and an SSL.

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Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
« Reply #84 on: August 26, 2009, 11:36:09 AM »
Quote from: BH on August 26, 2009, 11:27:57 AM
Quote from: CT III on August 26, 2009, 11:17:37 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on August 26, 2009, 10:53:17 AM
Quote from: PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey on August 26, 2009, 09:18:18 AM
Quote from: Jon on August 26, 2009, 09:07:49 AM
Okay, I've been credited now. I no longer have problems with Kurt.

QuoteThird -- as promised yesterday, I'm done with displaying in all their glory some of the unpleasant comments by various members of Desipio.  However I might take a page from BK's book over at HJE and someday ad a testimonials page -- which would display some of the nice and angry comments that have been written about us.  It's just too funny an idea to ignore.

Congratulations, Kerm.  He thinks you're funny!

This is TOTALLY going on the Testimonials page.  And in my diary.

And on my HATE list.  What the fuck did you do with that thing?

Maybe some day you'll be a member of TJG, where we have a SL and an SSL.

I think we all know which one this rant is going on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THERE ARE TOO MANY MEN ON THE FIELD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
« Reply #85 on: August 26, 2009, 11:37:57 AM »
We need to update ole TJG.
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Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
« Reply #86 on: August 26, 2009, 12:18:56 PM »
Quote from: CT III on August 26, 2009, 11:17:37 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on August 26, 2009, 10:53:17 AM
Quote from: PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey on August 26, 2009, 09:18:18 AM
Quote from: Jon on August 26, 2009, 09:07:49 AM
Okay, I've been credited now. I no longer have problems with Kurt.

QuoteThird -- as promised yesterday, I'm done with displaying in all their glory some of the unpleasant comments by various members of Desipio.  However I might take a page from BK's book over at HJE and someday ad a testimonials page -- which would display some of the nice and angry comments that have been written about us.  It's just too funny an idea to ignore.

Congratulations, Kerm.  He thinks you're funny!

This is TOTALLY going on the Testimonials page.  And in my diary.

And on my HATE list.  What the fuck did you do with that thing?

It's in my hope chest.  I pull it out on rainy days.  Seriously, I still have it.  Maybe we'll do dramatic readings from it at the MEP.
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Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
« Reply #87 on: August 26, 2009, 07:31:50 PM »
Quote from: Fork on August 25, 2009, 12:47:35 PM

Oleg is Woody, based on their love of all things herbal.



I'm the black extra they showed drinking cognac in a booth that one time.
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Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
« Reply #88 on: August 26, 2009, 07:38:22 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 26, 2009, 07:31:50 PM
Quote from: Fork on August 25, 2009, 12:47:35 PM

Oleg is Woody, based on their love of all things herbal.



I'm the black extra they showed drinking cognac in a booth that one time.

You're white.
THERE ARE TOO MANY MEN ON THE FIELD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread
« Reply #89 on: August 27, 2009, 08:19:47 AM »
Quote from: TDubbs on August 26, 2009, 07:38:22 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 26, 2009, 07:31:50 PM
Quote from: Fork on August 25, 2009, 12:47:35 PM

Oleg is Woody, based on their love of all things herbal.



I'm the black extra they showed drinking cognac in a booth that one time.

You're white a wigger.

Just continuing other people's joke about me going back a few years, dipshit'd.
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