2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers

[CubFaninHydePark]

Genius call--a pass to get you first and goal at the 10 instead of a QB sneak to get you first and 10 at the 13.

This team is being coached by a bunch of fucking retards, and being played by a bunch of incompetents*.  Holy shit this team is awful right now.

*You'd think there would be a page in the RB training manual that says "don't stretch for a TD when you're held up and vulnerable somewhere inside the 3, because a fumble is likely," and that'd be taught to RB's--but Forte and the Bears got bailed out of a very poor decision, and I'm not sure what evidence there was to bail Forte out.

This game is still winnable at 13-0, but I feel like it may also ride on this 4th down.

[Saul Goodman]

Genius call--a pass to get you first and goal at the 10 instead of a QB sneak to get you first and 10 at the 13.

This team is being coached by a bunch of fucking retards, and being played by a bunch of incompetents.  Holy shit this team is awful right now.

Then quit watching and STFU?

[TDubbs]

Genius call--a pass to get you first and goal at the 10 instead of a QB sneak to get you first and 10 at the 13.

This team is being coached by a bunch of fucking retards, and being played by a bunch of incompetents*.  Holy shit this team is awful right now.

*You'd think there would be a page in the RB training manual that says "don't stretch for a TD when you're held up and vulnerable somewhere inside the 3, because a fumble is likely," and that'd be taught to RB's--but Forte and the Bears got bailed out of a very poor decision, and I'm not sure what evidence there was to bail Forte out.

This game is still winnable at 13-0, but I feel like it may also ride on this 4th down.

I totally hate it when players try their hardest to get the ball into the end zone and score points for the team that I'm rooting for.  What a cocksac.

[CubFaninHydePark]

Genius call--a pass to get you first and goal at the 10 instead of a QB sneak to get you first and 10 at the 13.

This team is being coached by a bunch of fucking retards, and being played by a bunch of incompetents*.  Holy shit this team is awful right now.

*You'd think there would be a page in the RB training manual that says "don't stretch for a TD when you're held up and vulnerable somewhere inside the 3, because a fumble is likely," and that'd be taught to RB's--but Forte and the Bears got bailed out of a very poor decision, and I'm not sure what evidence there was to bail Forte out.

This game is still winnable at 13-0, but I feel like it may also ride on this 4th down.

I totally hate it when players try their hardest to get the ball into the end zone and score points for the team that I'm rooting for.  What a cocksac.

I totally hate it when players put the ball in a very vulnerable position and severely increase the risk of turning the ball over when they aren't 100% certain they're going to score and then take points off the board by turning the ball over.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

More like Douchemandzadeh, am I right?

[CT III]

More like Douchemandzadeh, am I right?

You are right.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Clutch missed field goals are gonna be this season's special teams MVP.

[CubFaninHydePark]

Plenty of time to win it, but the Bears should have a 10+ point lead right now...Guh.

[Slaky]

It seems to me we're just going to have to deal with a shakier Utler when on the road.


Great start to this drive though. Need 3.

Nice run by Orange Jebus as I type.

[Slaky]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!


Oh, and fuck Pittsburgh.

[Pre]

It seems to me we're just going to have to deal with a shakier Utler when on the road.

I don't feel like Jake has been shaky this game.  The o-line has looked pretty crappy and the
play calling has made me sad, but for the most part I thought Utler's passing was solid.

Of course, if you'd just listen to BC you'd realize that the secondary is the reason that the
Bears are 0-3.

[Slaky]

It seems to me we're just going to have to deal with a shakier Utler when on the road.

I don't feel like Jake has been shaky this game.  The o-line has looked pretty crappy and the
play calling has made me sad, but for the most part I thought Utler's passing was solid.

Of course, if you'd just listen to BC you'd realize that the secondary is the reason that the
Bears are 0-3.

I agree with you about the line...good point.

How about these receivers? That move by Hard Knox on his touchdown was pretty filthy. He was on fast forward after that catch.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

I don't care what you assholes say, I like this Cutler fella.

[Pre]

That move by Hard Knox on his touchdown was pretty filthy. He was on fast forward after that catch.

He was so fast that he was in the end zone before the first of my curse words for him
giving up the 1st down to try and get around the edge was formed in my mouth. 

[CT III]

I don't care what you assholes say, I like this Cutler fella.

You would.

Need I remind you idiots that the very QB we traded for Jake Utler is UNDEFEATED this year?