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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #1035 on: March 05, 2012, 08:46:31 AM »
..... Man I was fucking wrong about Bood Lights

Wrong as in "Man, I used to think that Bood Light was a delicious, satisfying beer and now I realise that it's very, very nearly undrinkable although not just quite as bad as Coors Lite or Miller Lite"?  Because if that's not what you mean, then you weren't wrong, you were right.

Maybe he's talking about Bud Light Platinum.

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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #1036 on: March 05, 2012, 09:59:54 AM »
..... Man I was fucking wrong about Bood Lights

Wrong as in "Man, I used to think that Bood Light was a delicious, satisfying beer and now I realise that it's very, very nearly undrinkable although not just quite as bad as Coors Lite or Miller Lite"?  Because if that's not what you mean, then you weren't wrong, you were right.

Maybe he's talking about Bud Light Platinum.

Pretty sure downstate just has Bud Light Rebar.
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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #1037 on: March 05, 2012, 10:56:08 AM »
..... Man I was fucking wrong about Bood Lights

Wrong as in "Man, I used to think that Bood Light was a delicious, satisfying beer and now I realise that it's very, very nearly undrinkable although not just quite as bad as Coors Lite or Miller Lite"?  Because if that's not what you mean, then you weren't wrong, you were right.

Maybe he's talking about Bud Light Platinum.

Pretty sure downstate just has Bud Light Rebar.

I liked this..

Anyway, I meant Bud Light sucks.

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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #1038 on: March 05, 2012, 12:49:28 PM »
..... Man I was fucking wrong about Bood Lights

Wrong as in "Man, I used to think that Bood Light was a delicious, satisfying beer and now I realise that it's very, very nearly undrinkable although not just quite as bad as Coors Lite or Miller Lite"?  Because if that's not what you mean, then you weren't wrong, you were right.

Maybe he's talking about Bud Light Platinum.

Pretty sure downstate just has Bud Light Rebar.

I liked this..

Anyway, I meant Bud Light sucks.

Yeti gets cooler all the time. I gotta admit, I didn't think there was much upside when I first met him, but he's gonna be a contender someday.
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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #1039 on: March 05, 2012, 12:50:55 PM »
..... Man I was fucking wrong about Bood Lights

Wrong as in "Man, I used to think that Bood Light was a delicious, satisfying beer and now I realise that it's very, very nearly undrinkable although not just quite as bad as Coors Lite or Miller Lite"?  Because if that's not what you mean, then you weren't wrong, you were right.

Maybe he's talking about Bud Light Platinum.

Pretty sure downstate just has Bud Light Rebar.

I liked this..

Anyway, I meant Bud Light sucks.

Yeti gets cooler all the time. I gotta admit, I didn't think there was much upside when I first met him, but he's gonna be a contender someday.

Don't be happy for Yeti. Mourn for him. He's like the guy stumbling out of Plato's hilljack cave littered with cans of Bud Light. He will attempt to come back to his friends with a six pack of something that doesn't taste like lukewarm moose piss and they will shun him for it.
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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #1040 on: March 05, 2012, 12:53:51 PM »
..... Man I was fucking wrong about Bood Lights

Wrong as in "Man, I used to think that Bood Light was a delicious, satisfying beer and now I realise that it's very, very nearly undrinkable although not just quite as bad as Coors Lite or Miller Lite"?  Because if that's not what you mean, then you weren't wrong, you were right.

Maybe he's talking about Bud Light Platinum.

Pretty sure downstate just has Bud Light Rebar.

I liked this..

Anyway, I meant Bud Light sucks.

Yeti gets cooler all the time. I gotta admit, I didn't think there was much upside when I first met him, but he's gonna be a contender someday.

Don't be happy for Yeti. Mourn for him. He's like the guy stumbling out of Plato's hilljack cave littered with cans of Bud Light. He will attempt to come back to his friends with a six pack of something that doesn't taste like lukewarm moose piss and they will shun him for it.

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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #1041 on: March 05, 2012, 01:56:06 PM »
Well, apparently, I'm not making huge strides, but its a work in progress

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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #1042 on: March 05, 2012, 02:01:16 PM »
Well, apparently, I'm not making huge strides, but its a work in progress

To be fair, keep in mind that I'm both a beer snob and a judgmental prick.

But seriously, Heineken sucks fucking ass.
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« Reply #1043 on: March 05, 2012, 02:22:21 PM »
But seriously, Heineken sucks fucking ass.

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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #1044 on: March 05, 2012, 03:29:54 PM »
"...by the time he stepped to the plate, he was more than 60% of the way toward being on first base already.

That is absolutely staggering."

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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #1045 on: March 05, 2012, 03:34:49 PM »

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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #1046 on: March 05, 2012, 03:45:34 PM »
But seriously, Heineken sucks fucking ass.

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Tha

Those. Fuck that shit.

If I poured that bullshit on the curb for my dead homies they'd probably come back as zombies and eat my brains.
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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #1047 on: March 05, 2012, 04:19:50 PM »
But seriously, Heineken sucks fucking ass.

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Tha

Those. Fuck that shit.

If I poured that bullshit on the curb for my dead homies they'd probably come back as zombies and eat my brains.

I, too, would like to validate the general negativity toward the taste of Heineken beer.
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« Reply #1048 on: March 05, 2012, 04:45:09 PM »
Seriously.  As some of you know, my taste in beer defines pedestrian.  I like cold beer of any variety, the cheeper the better etc. and do not possess a discriminating beer palate like some common PenFoe.

There are only two beers that I cannot drink, however.  One is Old Milwaukee.  The other is Heineken.  That shit is the foulest smelling/tasting beverage to ever garner TV time.  I've never understood its popularity. 
So I think we've reached the point where MLB teams have hired every last one of the big/innovative brains that the old BP produced, and now we're left with a bunch of navel-gazing 25 year old chuckleheads.

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« Reply #1049 on: March 05, 2012, 04:51:26 PM »
Seriously.  As some of you know, my taste in beer defines pedestrian.  I like cold beer of any variety, the cheeper the better etc. and do not possess a discriminating beer palate like some common PenFoe.

There are only two beers that I cannot drink, however.  One is Old Milwaukee.  The other is Heineken.  That shit is the foulest smelling/tasting beverage to ever garner TV time.  I've never understood its popularity. 

1. I believe its drinkers presume that with it, they possess some kind of air of class and/or sophistication that they otherwise do not possess.
2. Green bottles...everyone likes green bottles, especially one that is easy to hold like Heineken.

That said, I remain a Stella man through and through.
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