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morpheus

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Re: Cool story, bro.
« Reply #45 on: November 06, 2012, 11:34:42 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 06, 2012, 11:12:39 AM
She flip-flopped again. Fuck Indiana.

Smart girl.
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Re: Cool story, bro.
« Reply #46 on: November 06, 2012, 11:41:00 AM »
Quote from: morpheus on November 06, 2012, 11:34:42 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 06, 2012, 11:12:39 AM
She flip-flopped again. Fuck Indiana.

Smart girl.

If she's so bright, what's she doing dating me? She did say she voted against neanderthals Pence and Mourdock though. So there's that.
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Re: Cool story, bro.
« Reply #47 on: November 06, 2012, 12:13:28 PM »
I got a call from a friend of mine who lives in Sandusky Ohio and was undecided on who to vote for today.

I need better friends.
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morpheus

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Re: Cool story, bro.
« Reply #48 on: November 06, 2012, 01:24:11 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 06, 2012, 11:41:00 AM
Quote from: morpheus on November 06, 2012, 11:34:42 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 06, 2012, 11:12:39 AM
She flip-flopped again. Fuck Indiana.

Smart girl.

If she's so bright, what's she doing dating me? She did say she voted against neanderthals Pence and Mourdock though. So there's that.

He is pretty douchey, to be sure.

I don't get that KurtEvans photoshop.

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Re: Cool story, bro.
« Reply #49 on: November 06, 2012, 04:08:31 PM »
Quote from: Fork on November 06, 2012, 12:13:28 PM
I got a call from a friend of mine who lives in Sandusky Ohio and was undecided on who to vote for today.

I need better friends.

Michael Moore's willing to call this friend:

QuoteIf you know someone who still hasn't voted yet and is on the fence - and you think a personal call or text from me may help - text me their cell # at 810-522-8398. I will try to personally contact as many of them as I can in the next few hours. Every minute counts! (don't post their cell on Facebook - you must text it to me at my personal phone number - which i guess i'll have to change after today hahaha).
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Cool story, bro.
« Reply #50 on: November 06, 2012, 04:46:32 PM »

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Re: Cool story, bro.
« Reply #51 on: November 06, 2012, 04:46:56 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 06, 2012, 04:08:31 PM
Quote from: Fork on November 06, 2012, 12:13:28 PM
I got a call from a friend of mine who lives in Sandusky Ohio and was undecided on who to vote for today.

I need better friends.

Michael Moore's willing to call this friend:

QuoteIf you know someone who still hasn't voted yet and is on the fence - and you think a personal call or text from me may help - text me their cell # at 810-522-8398. I will try to personally contact as many of them as I can in the next few hours. Every minute counts! (don't post their cell on Facebook - you must text it to me at my personal phone number - which i guess i'll have to change after today hahaha).

If no one here has texted Morph's phone number to Michael Moore yet then I don't even know this place anymore.
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Re: Cool story, bro.
« Reply #52 on: November 06, 2012, 04:54:11 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on November 06, 2012, 04:46:56 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 06, 2012, 04:08:31 PM
Quote from: Fork on November 06, 2012, 12:13:28 PM
I got a call from a friend of mine who lives in Sandusky Ohio and was undecided on who to vote for today.

I need better friends.

Michael Moore's willing to call this friend:

QuoteIf you know someone who still hasn't voted yet and is on the fence - and you think a personal call or text from me may help - text me their cell # at 810-522-8398. I will try to personally contact as many of them as I can in the next few hours. Every minute counts! (don't post their cell on Facebook - you must text it to me at my personal phone number - which i guess i'll have to change after today hahaha).

If no one here has texted Morph's phone number to Michael Moore yet then I don't even know this place anymore.

Do we dare?
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

morpheus

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Re: Cool story, bro.
« Reply #53 on: November 06, 2012, 09:42:52 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 06, 2012, 04:54:11 PM
Quote from: PenPho on November 06, 2012, 04:46:56 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 06, 2012, 04:08:31 PM
Quote from: Fork on November 06, 2012, 12:13:28 PM
I got a call from a friend of mine who lives in Sandusky Ohio and was undecided on who to vote for today.

I need better friends.

Michael Moore's willing to call this friend:

QuoteIf you know someone who still hasn't voted yet and is on the fence - and you think a personal call or text from me may help - text me their cell # at 810-522-8398. I will try to personally contact as many of them as I can in the next few hours. Every minute counts! (don't post their cell on Facebook - you must text it to me at my personal phone number - which i guess i'll have to change after today hahaha).

If no one here has texted Morph's phone number to Michael Moore yet then I don't even know this place anymore.

Do we dare?

This would have made me LOL, like really loudly.
I don't get that KurtEvans photoshop.

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Re: Cool story, bro.
« Reply #54 on: November 07, 2012, 07:59:34 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 06, 2012, 04:54:11 PM
Quote from: PenPho on November 06, 2012, 04:46:56 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 06, 2012, 04:08:31 PM
Quote from: Fork on November 06, 2012, 12:13:28 PM
I got a call from a friend of mine who lives in Sandusky Ohio and was undecided on who to vote for today.

I need better friends.

Michael Moore's willing to call this friend:

QuoteIf you know someone who still hasn't voted yet and is on the fence - and you think a personal call or text from me may help - text me their cell # at 810-522-8398. I will try to personally contact as many of them as I can in the next few hours. Every minute counts! (don't post their cell on Facebook - you must text it to me at my personal phone number - which i guess i'll have to change after today hahaha).

If no one here has texted Morph's phone number to Michael Moore yet then I don't even know this place anymore.

Do we dare?

If I had seen this last night...
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