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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #4605 on: March 16, 2012, 10:23:52 AM »
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Maybe Gil could squirt some insight on Chuck Grassley's suggestion of an AIG honor bukkake. Or is it seppuku? I always get those two confused.

Quote"I suggest, you know, obviously maybe they ought to be removed, but I would suggest that the first thing that would make me feel a little bit better towards them [is] if they would follow the Japanese example and come before the American people and take that deep bow and say I'm sorry and then either do one of two things: resign or go commit suicide."

http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2009/03/gop-senator-aig.html

u wnt nsght n2 iowa sntor? did u c this? ttlly real.
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Christ Almighty...

QuoteU won't bleve this but just got intrvud by Joe Morton of Omaha World Herald abt why I TWEET. Only birds TWEET????? !!!!!!! Glad to xplain

it's simple: he's got a 17-year old chick working as an intern and she just text-abbreviates whatever he says.

If only that were true. I have a friend who's a speechwriter/spokesperson for Grassley; sadly, the Twittering is all Chuck.

http://twitter.com/ChuckGrassley/status/169202371312881667

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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #4607 on: March 24, 2012, 01:58:53 PM »
John Edwards is a LOCK for buyer of high-class poon...

http://www.dnainfo.com/20120322/upper-east-side/john-edwards-first-name-uncovered-millionaire-madam-investigation

QuoteMANHATTAN — A call girl working for alleged "Millionaire Madam" Anna Gristina told investigators she was paid to have sex with former U.S. Sen. John Edwards when he was in New York raising money for his failed presidential bid, DNAinfo has learned.
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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #4608 on: March 24, 2012, 06:16:24 PM »
This is apparently real...





http://www.theconservativeteen.com/
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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #4609 on: March 24, 2012, 09:36:36 PM »
I'm glad that "Why the Unborn Need Our Protection" is a monthly feature.
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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #4610 on: March 24, 2012, 11:33:05 PM »
Pick a fucking cover design, already.
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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #4611 on: March 25, 2012, 05:39:07 PM »
Is every issue about the unborn needing protection?

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #4612 on: March 25, 2012, 06:03:44 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on March 25, 2012, 05:39:07 PM
Is every issue about the unborn needing protection?

DRLP

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7174.msg252574#msg252574

Incidentally, if someone is actually reading this magazine as a teenager, the whole abstinence thing will probably take care of itself.
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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #4613 on: March 25, 2012, 06:52:15 PM »
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on March 25, 2012, 06:03:44 PM
Quote from: Slaky on March 25, 2012, 05:39:07 PM
Is every issue about the unborn needing protection?

DRLP

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7174.msg252574#msg252574

Incidentally, if someone is actually reading this magazine as a teenager, the whole abstinence thing will probably take care of itself.

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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #4614 on: March 25, 2012, 07:08:19 PM »
Speaking of inside baseball...

A shoutboxer seems to have been relieved of his duties recently, but it wasn't BC:

http://illinoisreview.typepad.com/illinoisreview/2012/03/update-vaznelis-vs-cadigan-.html

Fired by an apparent functional illiterate, no less.
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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #4615 on: March 25, 2012, 07:16:06 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 25, 2012, 07:08:19 PM
Speaking of inside baseball...

A shoutboxer seems to have been relieved of his duties recently, but it wasn't BC:

http://illinoisreview.typepad.com/illinoisreview/2012/03/update-vaznelis-vs-cadigan-.html

Fired by an apparent functional illiterate, no less.

If only the GOP were in favor of good teachers...

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #4616 on: March 25, 2012, 07:16:33 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on March 25, 2012, 05:39:07 PM
Is every issue about the unborn needing protection?

Yes. And white people.
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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #4617 on: March 25, 2012, 07:25:21 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 25, 2012, 07:08:19 PM
Speaking of inside baseball...

A shoutboxer seems to have been relieved of his duties recently, but it wasn't BC:

http://illinoisreview.typepad.com/illinoisreview/2012/03/update-vaznelis-vs-cadigan-.html

Fired by an apparent functional illiterate, no less.

According to my source, as of March 20th "Pressure was brought to bear and the decision is being reconsidered."

Also, god help Sid Vaznelis if he ever stumbles into the ShoutBox.
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #4618 on: March 26, 2012, 08:27:51 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on March 25, 2012, 07:25:21 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 25, 2012, 07:08:19 PM
Speaking of inside baseball...

A shoutboxer seems to have been relieved of his duties recently, but it wasn't BC:

http://illinoisreview.typepad.com/illinoisreview/2012/03/update-vaznelis-vs-cadigan-.html

Fired by an apparent functional illiterate, no less.

According to my source, as of March 20th "Pressure was brought to bear and the decision is being reconsidered."

Also, god help Sid Vaznelis if he ever stumbles into the ShoutBox.

The reconsideration was reconsidered. The thing is, Sig might have as much power to fire Bill as Chuck does to fire Soriano.\

I doubt he'll stumble into the ShoutBox, but here's some fodder for you:


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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #4619 on: March 26, 2012, 08:30:21 AM »
Quote from: Brownie on March 26, 2012, 08:27:51 AM
Quote from: PANK! on March 25, 2012, 07:25:21 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 25, 2012, 07:08:19 PM
Speaking of inside baseball...

A shoutboxer seems to have been relieved of his duties recently, but it wasn't BC:

http://illinoisreview.typepad.com/illinoisreview/2012/03/update-vaznelis-vs-cadigan-.html

Fired by an apparent functional illiterate, no less.

According to my source, as of March 20th "Pressure was brought to bear and the decision is being reconsidered."

Also, god help Sid Vaznelis if he ever stumbles into the ShoutBox.

The reconsideration was reconsidered. The thing is, Sig might have as much power to fire Bill as Chuck does to fire Soriano.\

I doubt he'll stumble into the ShoutBox, but here's some fodder for you:



Figures.
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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