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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #570 on: March 03, 2010, 01:28:45 PM »
Freedom to do what?  I never follow any of the links in here.

This thread needs something to spruce it up. I know!



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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #571 on: March 03, 2010, 06:07:19 PM »

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #573 on: March 03, 2010, 06:13:48 PM »
Well this sucks. I wondered why he hadn't posted in so long.

http://tomwatson.typepad.com/tom_watson/2010/03/a-death-in-the-blogging-family.html

I don't know this guy but that's a horrible way to go.

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #574 on: March 04, 2010, 10:52:44 AM »
Well this sucks. I wondered why he hadn't posted in so long.

http://tomwatson.typepad.com/tom_watson/2010/03/a-death-in-the-blogging-family.html

I don't know this guy but that's a horrible way to go.

A couple of my favorites:

http://jonswift.blogspot.com/2009/03/lets-make-poverty-less-enticing.html

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I can't tell you how angry it makes me to think about extremely rude poor people all across this country talking very loudly on their cellphones in soup kitchens and unemployment offices, whining about all their financial problems so everyone can hear. I'm glad someone is finally speaking out about it. And while these poor people were rudely broadcasting their tales of woe to everyone within earshot, guess what they were eating? Mushroom risotto and Broccoli! Isn't gruel good enough for poor people anymore? Those poor people are eating better than I am. Is it really fair that I should have to eat the Pork Brains in Milk Gravy Mrs. Swift served up the other night to cut down on grocery bills and reduce my cholesterol intake, while these poor people are eating like kings?

http://jonswift.blogspot.com/2009/03/10-best-conservative-movies.html

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Planet of the Apes is based on an intriguing premise: What if evolution were true instead of just an unlikely theory? In this film apes have "evolved" to the point where they talk, wear clothes and walk upright. Evolutionists would have you believe that monkeys are our uncles so if you evolved them a little, then it would stand to reason that they would be just like us. And the apes on this planet sure seem human at first but as the film unfolds we see that there is nothing very human about these animals at all. No matter how you dress them up or how many words of English you teach them in the end they're still just "damned dirty apes," as Charlton Heston discovers. I don't think I've ever seen a better refutation of Darwin's theories.

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #575 on: March 04, 2010, 02:23:51 PM »
Well this sucks. I wondered why he hadn't posted in so long.

http://tomwatson.typepad.com/tom_watson/2010/03/a-death-in-the-blogging-family.html

I don't know this guy but that's a horrible way to go.

A couple of my favorites:

http://jonswift.blogspot.com/2009/03/lets-make-poverty-less-enticing.html

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I can't tell you how angry it makes me to think about extremely rude poor people all across this country talking very loudly on their cellphones in soup kitchens and unemployment offices, whining about all their financial problems so everyone can hear. I'm glad someone is finally speaking out about it. And while these poor people were rudely broadcasting their tales of woe to everyone within earshot, guess what they were eating? Mushroom risotto and Broccoli! Isn't gruel good enough for poor people anymore? Those poor people are eating better than I am. Is it really fair that I should have to eat the Pork Brains in Milk Gravy Mrs. Swift served up the other night to cut down on grocery bills and reduce my cholesterol intake, while these poor people are eating like kings?

http://jonswift.blogspot.com/2009/03/10-best-conservative-movies.html

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Planet of the Apes is based on an intriguing premise: What if evolution were true instead of just an unlikely theory? In this film apes have "evolved" to the point where they talk, wear clothes and walk upright. Evolutionists would have you believe that monkeys are our uncles so if you evolved them a little, then it would stand to reason that they would be just like us. And the apes on this planet sure seem human at first but as the film unfolds we see that there is nothing very human about these animals at all. No matter how you dress them up or how many words of English you teach them in the end they're still just "damned dirty apes," as Charlton Heston discovers. I don't think I've ever seen a better refutation of Darwin's theories.

So "Planet of the Apes" is a documentary?  I didn't know that.
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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #577 on: March 04, 2010, 02:57:06 PM »
"I only wanted to try it to prove I didn't like it stopped in to get directions on how to get away from there."[/url]

Principal Skinner'd.

The guy ought to do the honorable thing and sue those faggots for serving him so many drinks.
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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #578 on: March 04, 2010, 02:57:53 PM »

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #579 on: March 04, 2010, 03:25:05 PM »
"I only wanted to try it to prove I didn't like it stopped in to get directions on how to get away from there."[/url]

Principal Skinner'd.

The guy ought to do the honorable thing and sue those faggots for serving him so many drinks.

"Would these homosexuals stop sucking my cock?"
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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #580 on: March 04, 2010, 03:37:38 PM »
"I only wanted to try it to prove I didn't like it stopped in to get directions on how to get away from there."[/url]

Principal Skinner'd.

The guy ought to do the honorable thing and sue those faggots for serving him so many drinks.

"Would these homosexuals stop sucking my cock?"

For some reason, this is my favorite line:

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A male passenger, who was not identified as a lawmaker, was also in the car but was not detained.

At least we know it wasn't a lawmaker's night out at the gay bar.


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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #581 on: March 04, 2010, 03:40:35 PM »
"I only wanted to try it to prove I didn't like it stopped in to get directions on how to get away from there."[/url]

Principal Skinner'd.

The guy ought to do the honorable thing and sue those faggots for serving him so many drinks.

"Would these homosexuals stop sucking my cock?"

For some reason, this is my favorite line:

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A male passenger, who was not identified as a lawmaker, was also in the car but was not detained.

At least we know it wasn't a lawmaker's night out at the gay bar.



That passenger?  Larry Craig.  He's not a lawmaker *now*.
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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #582 on: March 04, 2010, 03:40:42 PM »
"I only wanted to try it to prove I didn't like it stopped in to get directions on how to get away from there."[/url]

Principal Skinner'd.

The guy ought to do the honorable thing and sue those faggots for serving him so many drinks.

"Would these homosexuals stop sucking my cock?"

For some reason, this is my favorite line:

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A male passenger, who was not identified as a lawmaker, was also in the car but was not detained.

At least we know it wasn't a lawmaker's night out at the gay bar.



I think I know the reason why it's your favorite line. It's by far the best line. So he met some twink at the bar and was taking him home. To prove he didn't love twinks.

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #583 on: March 04, 2010, 03:54:02 PM »
I don't see what the big deal is.  It's not like he was looking to get married.

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #584 on: March 04, 2010, 05:12:19 PM »
I his defense, I would like the jury to keep in mind the fact that he was driving an American car.
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