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morpheus

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Winter Olympics 2010
« on: January 21, 2010, 08:34:34 AM »
I didn't see any posts on the upcoming Olympics, so I figured I'd kick it off properly.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/the-hottest-babes-of-luge/
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Re: Winter Olympics 2010
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2010, 08:45:36 AM »
Quote from: morpheus on January 21, 2010, 08:34:34 AM
I didn't see any posts on the upcoming Olympics, so I figured I'd kick it off properly.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/the-hottest-babes-of-luge/

wtf
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Re: Winter Olympics 2010
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2010, 11:27:11 AM »
Anyone see a curling schedule? It's the only event I care for, and the only event any of you should as well.

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Re: Winter Olympics 2010
« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2010, 12:18:33 PM »
Quote from: Felix Heredia on January 21, 2010, 11:27:11 AM
Anyone see a curling schedule? It's the only event I care for, and the only event any of you should as well.

You'll have to watch the majority of it online.
NBCOlympics.com is promising 1000 hours of online coverage, to offset much of what they won't show on TV (like Curling.)
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Re: Winter Olympics 2010
« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2010, 12:24:16 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on January 21, 2010, 12:18:33 PM
Quote from: Felix Heredia on January 21, 2010, 11:27:11 AM
Anyone see a curling schedule? It's the only event I care for, and the only event any of you should as well.

You'll have to watch the majority of it online.
NBCOlympics.com is promising 1000 hours of online coverage, to offset much of what they won't show on TV (like Curling.)
Why does NBC continue to taunt the Conan-loving Curling fans?
Take that, Adolf Eyechart.

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Re: Winter Olympics 2010
« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2010, 12:31:23 PM »
Quote from: Felix Heredia on January 21, 2010, 11:27:11 AM
Anyone see a curling schedule? It's the only event I care for, and the only event any of you should as well.

http://curlnews.blogspot.com/2008/09/2009-women-of-curling-calendar.html (warning: cover girl is naked, seen from behind, with only a curling broom hiding her asscrack)
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Re: Winter Olympics 2010
« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2010, 12:40:02 PM »
Quote from: morpheus on January 21, 2010, 12:31:23 PM
Quote from: Felix Heredia on January 21, 2010, 11:27:11 AM
Anyone see a curling schedule? It's the only event I care for, and the only event any of you should as well.

http://curlnews.blogspot.com/2008/09/2009-women-of-curling-calendar.html (warning: cover girl is naked, seen from behind, with only a curling broom hiding her asscrack)

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Re: Winter Olympics 2010
« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2010, 10:56:46 PM »
Quote from: Yeti on January 21, 2010, 12:40:02 PM
Quote from: morpheus on January 21, 2010, 12:31:23 PM
Quote from: Felix Heredia on January 21, 2010, 11:27:11 AM
Anyone see a curling schedule? It's the only event I care for, and the only event any of you should as well.

http://curlnews.blogspot.com/2008/09/2009-women-of-curling-calendar.html (warning: cover girl is naked, seen from behind, with only a curling broom hiding her asscrack)

Why do you do this to me at work?

I do wish he'd wait til you get home to do it to you.
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Re: Winter Olympics 2010
« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2010, 06:49:25 PM »
You know, I do blame Canada for this.

Georgian luger dies after horrifying crash at Whistler track.

Especially when there are METAL POLES ON THE TRACK.

Oh, and not letting the athletes practice at the facilities before the games, because of some stupid jingoistic ideal that I thought was beneath them.

QuoteRaney, who spent more than seven years living in Canada and training with the Canadian national team, was told after the 2006 Olympics that the Canadians did not want foreign athletes training with them leading to the 2010 Games in Vancouver.

QuoteThe target is 35 medals, 11 more than Canada won in 2006 in Turin, Italy. Canada's Own the Podium program is pumping $110 million into the medal push, focusing on athletes most likely to finish in the top three. Alpine skiers, for example, are being counted on to win two medals. Besides gold medals in hockey and curling, Canada expects big hauls from speedskating and the sliding sports.

Own the Podium emphasizes the advantage gained by giving athletes time to acclimate.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/09/21/sports/21olympics.html?_r=1

1. Build an insanely over-the-limit course.
2. Only allow your guys to practice on it because of some stupid idea.
3. Eliminate the competition...literally.
6. PROFIT.

Fuck Canada.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Winter Olympics 2010
« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2010, 06:54:45 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 12, 2010, 06:49:25 PM
You know, I do blame Canada for this.

Georgian luger dies after horrifying crash at Whistler track.

Especially when there are METAL POLES ON THE TRACK.

Oh, and not letting the athletes practice at the facilities before the games, because of some stupid jingoistic ideal that I thought was beneath them.

QuoteRaney, who spent more than seven years living in Canada and training with the Canadian national team, was told after the 2006 Olympics that the Canadians did not want foreign athletes training with them leading to the 2010 Games in Vancouver.

QuoteThe target is 35 medals, 11 more than Canada won in 2006 in Turin, Italy. Canada's Own the Podium program is pumping $110 million into the medal push, focusing on athletes most likely to finish in the top three. Alpine skiers, for example, are being counted on to win two medals. Besides gold medals in hockey and curling, Canada expects big hauls from speedskating and the sliding sports.

Own the Podium emphasizes the advantage gained by giving athletes time to acclimate.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/09/21/sports/21olympics.html?_r=1

1. Build an insanely over-the-limit course.
2. Only allow your guys to practice on it because of some stupid idea.
3. Eliminate the competition...literally.
6. PROFIT.

Fuck Canada.

Que Kurt Evans?
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Re: Winter Olympics 2010
« Reply #12 on: February 12, 2010, 07:26:38 PM »
Holy shit, Al Michaels really had them turn the toupee up to 11.

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Re: Winter Olympics 2010
« Reply #13 on: February 12, 2010, 07:37:27 PM »
Is Lindsey Vonn hot or just Olympic hot? I'm leaning toward the latter - I don't think she's anything special. Just happens to be a thin blonde who wears a ton of make up.

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Re: Winter Olympics 2010
« Reply #14 on: February 12, 2010, 07:42:25 PM »
Quote from: Slack-E on February 12, 2010, 07:37:27 PM
Is Lindsey Vonn hot or just Olympic hot? I'm leaning toward the latter - I don't think she's anything special. Just happens to be a thin blonde who wears a ton of make up.

I haven't been watching any TV for the past month or so, but when did homeliness become an Olympic sport?