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Brownie

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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Dongpocalypse
« Reply #630 on: March 06, 2012, 05:42:06 PM »
Peyton Manning will be leaving Indianapolis tomorrow. Where will he wind up? Why not Minnesota, where he spent time watching his Dad get sacked 11 times against the Bears in 1984.

Minnesota has to make maybe a little bit of sense. Where else?

Arizona
Seattle
Tennessee
New York Jets
Tampa
Washington
Cleveland
Denver

Anywhere else?

Interesting sidenote: Drew Brees is asshurt over being franchised. Would the Saints be interested in dumping Breesus for a lower-priced Manning?

I say he goes to Minnesota and becomes fourth-best QB in division.

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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Dongpocalypse
« Reply #631 on: March 06, 2012, 06:02:53 PM »
Quote from: Brownie on March 06, 2012, 05:42:06 PM
Peyton Manning will be leaving Indianapolis tomorrow. Where will he wind up? Why not Minnesota, where he spent time watching his Dad get sacked 11 times against the Bears in 1984.

Minnesota has to make maybe a little bit of sense. Where else?

Arizona
Seattle
Tennessee
New York Jets
Tampa
Washington
Cleveland
Denver

Anywhere else?

Interesting sidenote: Drew Brees is asshurt over being franchised. Would the Saints be interested in dumping Breesus for a lower-priced Manning?

I say he goes to Minnesota and becomes fourth-best QB in division.

San Francisco is probably in play and I assume you left off Miami as an oversight. 

Houston was rumored early, but that seems like a real stretch, on both sides - considering same division. 
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Brownie

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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Dongpocalypse
« Reply #632 on: March 06, 2012, 08:11:29 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on March 06, 2012, 06:02:53 PM
Quote from: Brownie on March 06, 2012, 05:42:06 PM
Peyton Manning will be leaving Indianapolis tomorrow. Where will he wind up? Why not Minnesota, where he spent time watching his Dad get sacked 11 times against the Bears in 1984.

Minnesota has to make maybe a little bit of sense. Where else?

Arizona
Seattle
Tennessee
New York Jets
Tampa
Washington
Cleveland
Denver

Anywhere else?

Interesting sidenote: Drew Brees is asshurt over being franchised. Would the Saints be interested in dumping Breesus for a lower-priced Manning?

I say he goes to Minnesota and becomes fourth-best QB in division.

San Francisco is probably in play and I assume you left off Miami as an oversight. 

Houston was rumored early, but that seems like a real stretch, on both sides - considering same division. 

Dolphins were an oversight. As for Texans or Titans, remember Manning will be released, not traded.

How about the Chicago Slaughter?

Internet Apex

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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Dongpocalypse
« Reply #633 on: March 06, 2012, 10:10:48 PM »
This time tomorrow, the Colts starting QB won't be able to hold Jay Cutler's jock on his best fucking day. I can't wait til tomorrow.
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PenPho

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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Dongpocalypse
« Reply #634 on: March 06, 2012, 11:12:02 PM »
Quote from: Brownie on March 06, 2012, 08:11:29 PM
Quote from: PenPho on March 06, 2012, 06:02:53 PM
Quote from: Brownie on March 06, 2012, 05:42:06 PM
Peyton Manning will be leaving Indianapolis tomorrow. Where will he wind up? Why not Minnesota, where he spent time watching his Dad get sacked 11 times against the Bears in 1984.

Minnesota has to make maybe a little bit of sense. Where else?

Arizona
Seattle
Tennessee
New York Jets
Tampa
Washington
Cleveland
Denver

Anywhere else?

Interesting sidenote: Drew Brees is asshurt over being franchised. Would the Saints be interested in dumping Breesus for a lower-priced Manning?

I say he goes to Minnesota and becomes fourth-best QB in division.

San Francisco is probably in play and I assume you left off Miami as an oversight. 

Houston was rumored early, but that seems like a real stretch, on both sides - considering same division. 

Dolphins were an oversight. As for Texans or Titans, remember Manning will be released, not traded.

How about the Chicago Slaughter?

Yeah, I get this, he just doesn't seem like the type to sign on with a team that plays the Colts 2x/year.

But...this is based on nothing but hunch.
"I use exit numbers because they tell me how many miles are left since they're based off of the molested"

Quality Start Machine

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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Dongpocalypse
« Reply #635 on: March 10, 2012, 01:19:40 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on March 06, 2012, 11:12:02 PM
Quote from: Brownie on March 06, 2012, 08:11:29 PM
Quote from: PenPho on March 06, 2012, 06:02:53 PM
Quote from: Brownie on March 06, 2012, 05:42:06 PM
Peyton Manning will be leaving Indianapolis tomorrow. Where will he wind up? Why not Minnesota, where he spent time watching his Dad get sacked 11 times against the Bears in 1984.

Minnesota has to make maybe a little bit of sense. Where else?

Arizona
Seattle
Tennessee
New York Jets
Tampa
Washington
Cleveland
Denver

Anywhere else?

Interesting sidenote: Drew Brees is asshurt over being franchised. Would the Saints be interested in dumping Breesus for a lower-priced Manning?

I say he goes to Minnesota and becomes fourth-best QB in division.

San Francisco is probably in play and I assume you left off Miami as an oversight. 

Houston was rumored early, but that seems like a real stretch, on both sides - considering same division. 

Dolphins were an oversight. As for Texans or Titans, remember Manning will be released, not traded.

How about the Chicago Slaughter?

Yeah, I get this, he just doesn't seem like the type to sign on with a team that plays the Colts 2x/year.

But...this is based on nothing but hunch.

The Jets just extended Sanchez and the Redskins just Herschel Walkered their future to pick Griffin #2. Cross them off.
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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Dongpocalypse
« Reply #636 on: March 10, 2012, 06:10:43 PM »
Quote from: Fork on March 10, 2012, 01:19:40 PM
Quote from: PenPho on March 06, 2012, 11:12:02 PM
Quote from: Brownie on March 06, 2012, 08:11:29 PM
Quote from: PenPho on March 06, 2012, 06:02:53 PM
Quote from: Brownie on March 06, 2012, 05:42:06 PM
Peyton Manning will be leaving Indianapolis tomorrow. Where will he wind up? Why not Minnesota, where he spent time watching his Dad get sacked 11 times against the Bears in 1984.

Minnesota has to make maybe a little bit of sense. Where else?

Arizona
Seattle
Tennessee
New York Jets
Tampa
Washington
Cleveland
Denver

Anywhere else?

Interesting sidenote: Drew Brees is asshurt over being franchised. Would the Saints be interested in dumping Breesus for a lower-priced Manning?

I say he goes to Minnesota and becomes fourth-best QB in division.

San Francisco is probably in play and I assume you left off Miami as an oversight. 

Houston was rumored early, but that seems like a real stretch, on both sides - considering same division. 

Dolphins were an oversight. As for Texans or Titans, remember Manning will be released, not traded.

How about the Chicago Slaughter?

Yeah, I get this, he just doesn't seem like the type to sign on with a team that plays the Colts 2x/year.

But...this is based on nothing but hunch.

The Jets just extended Sanchez and the Redskins just Herschel Walkered their future to pick Griffin #2. Cross them off.

Two of the more baffling moves in recent NFL history happened at almost the exact same time. Insane.

BBM

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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Dongpocalypse
« Reply #637 on: March 11, 2012, 04:57:11 PM »
Quote from: Brownie on March 06, 2012, 05:42:06 PM
Peyton Manning will be leaving Indianapolis tomorrow. Where will he wind up? Why not Minnesota, where he spent time watching his Dad get sacked 11 times against the Bears in 1984.

Minnesota has to make maybe a little bit of sense. Where else?

Arizona
Seattle
Tennessee
New York Jets
Tampa
Washington
Cleveland
Denver

Anywhere else?

Interesting sidenote: Drew Brees is asshurt over being franchised. Would the Saints be interested in dumping Breesus for a lower-priced Manning?

I say he goes to Minnesota and becomes fourth-best QB in division.

Behind Josh McNown, Nate Enderle and a QB to be drafted later?

SKO

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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Dongpocalypse
« Reply #638 on: March 12, 2012, 07:42:08 PM »
Sweet Bejesus, Shanny's still not very good with managing draft picks. RGIII is gonna have to be Cam Newton-good and fast to justify that. I, er, would also, er, like to throw my name in with the people questioning why the fucking Jets would EXTEND Mirerez.
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Internet Apex

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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Dongpocalypse
« Reply #639 on: March 12, 2012, 10:20:09 PM »
Quote from: SKO on March 12, 2012, 07:42:08 PM
Sweet Bejesus, Shanny's still not very good with managing draft picks. RGIII is gonna have to be Cam Newton-good and fast to justify that. I, er, would also, er, like to throw my name in with the people questioning why the fucking Jets would EXTEND Mirerez.

I heard the deal actually reduces their cap hit somehow. Using maths.
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SKO

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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Dongpocalypse
« Reply #640 on: September 17, 2014, 10:49:08 AM »
This is the most successful thread in the history of Desipio.
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InternetApex

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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Dongpocalypse
« Reply #641 on: September 17, 2014, 11:09:06 AM »
Quote from: SKO on September 17, 2014, 10:49:08 AM
This is the most successful thread in the history of Desipio.

Agreed, I was just thinking about it the other day.
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Slaky

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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Dongpocalypse
« Reply #642 on: September 17, 2014, 11:40:59 AM »
Quote from: InternetApex on September 17, 2014, 11:09:06 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 17, 2014, 10:49:08 AM
This is the most successful thread in the history of Desipio.

Agreed, I was just thinking about it the other day.

Another Slaky joint.

SKO

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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Dongpocalypse
« Reply #643 on: September 17, 2014, 11:46:17 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on September 17, 2014, 11:40:59 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on September 17, 2014, 11:09:06 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 17, 2014, 10:49:08 AM
This is the most successful thread in the history of Desipio.

Agreed, I was just thinking about it the other day.

Another Slaky joint.

We should all celebrate with some fajitas at TJ Slaky's.
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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Apocalypse
« Reply #644 on: September 17, 2014, 12:13:44 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on December 28, 2009, 10:49:13 PM
Quote from: Pre on December 28, 2009, 10:46:10 PM
The Bears will win and Jaws will have a heart attack and I will party all week.

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