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How do you wipe?

Standing—Hollywood style
Sitting—the humble, old-fashioned American way
Squating/hovering/can't make up my mind
Bidet
Can't reach back there, use the towelrack like a bootscraper
I only shit in the shower
A team of orphans swabs my dainty hole with perfumed chamois leather while I sun on the terrace
I don't

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Yeti

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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #405 on: February 20, 2018, 08:43:59 PM »
I can't put into words how proud I am to be featured in the Funbag: https://adequateman.deadspin.com/should-toilets-have-a-garbage-disposal-1823155446

Wheezer

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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #406 on: July 29, 2018, 08:21:24 AM »
"The brain growth deficit controls reality hence [G-d] rules the world.... These mathematical results by the way, are all experimentally confirmed to 2-decimal point accuracy by modern Psychometry data."--George Hammond, Gμν!!

Wheezer

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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #407 on: December 24, 2018, 04:24:06 PM »
Where have the damn poll results gone? Oh, wait.
"The brain growth deficit controls reality hence [G-d] rules the world.... These mathematical results by the way, are all experimentally confirmed to 2-decimal point accuracy by modern Psychometry data."--George Hammond, Gμν!!