How you crappin'?

[Wheezer]

Hmph. From a comment at scienceblogs.com:

We do have some strange habits in that department in Europe too, though. I was in Austria recently, and the airport toilets are designed so that your crap does not fall into the water, but instead sits out on a shelf in the air, where it can be closely examined before being flushed away. This has the delightful effect of allowing a large deposit to pile high enough to touch the buttocks.

[Slaky]

Hmph. From a comment at scienceblogs.com:

We do have some strange habits in that department in Europe too, though. I was in Austria recently, and the airport toilets are designed so that your crap does not fall into the water, but instead sits out on a shelf in the air, where it can be closely examined before being flushed away. This has the delightful effect of allowing a large deposit to pile high enough to touch the buttocks.

Not to mention the stink. Does anything smell worse than poo out of water?

[Yeti]

Hmph. From a comment at scienceblogs.com:

We do have some strange habits in that department in Europe too, though. I was in Austria recently, and the airport toilets are designed so that your crap does not fall into the water, but instead sits out on a shelf in the air, where it can be closely examined before being flushed away. This has the delightful effect of allowing a large deposit to pile high enough to touch the buttocks.

Not to mention the stink. Does anything smell worse than poo out of water?

St. Louis?

[Gilgamesh]

More news about poop.

[Wheezer]

More news about poop.

They do it in plastic bags and fling them through the air in narrow slum alleyways.

It's not much better in wide slum alleyways.

[Bort]

Hmph. From a comment at scienceblogs.com:

We do have some strange habits in that department in Europe too, though. I was in Austria recently, and the airport toilets are designed so that your crap does not fall into the water, but instead sits out on a shelf in the air, where it can be closely examined before being flushed away. This has the delightful effect of allowing a large deposit to pile high enough to touch the buttocks.

Not to mention the stink. Does anything smell worse than poo out of water?

St. Louis?

Okay, I'll give credit to you for that one.

[Canadouche]

This thread from the same people who once acted outraged when I suggested that the Andy Dolan Special sounded like some kind of scat game?

Shenanigans. 

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

This thread from the same people who once acted outraged when I suggested that the Andy Dolan Special sounded like some kind of scat game?

That wasn't outrage.

We were just dumbfounded by how profoundly unfunny you are.

Shenanigans. 

Is this your new bit or something?

[Gilgamesh]

This thread from the same people who once acted outraged when I suggested that the Andy Dolan Special sounded like some kind of scat game?

That wasn't outrage.

We were just dumbfounded by how profoundly unfunny you are.

Shenanigans. 

Is this your new bit or something?

Canada just got "Super Troopers."

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

This thread from the same people who once acted outraged when I suggested that the Andy Dolan Special sounded like some kind of scat game?

That wasn't outrage.

We were just dumbfounded by how profoundly unfunny you are.

Shenanigans. 

Is this your new bit or something?

Canada just got "Super Troopers."

Intrepid Reader: PenFoe

Never heard of it.

[Internet Apex]

This thread from the same people who once acted outraged when I suggested that the Andy Dolan Special sounded like some kind of scat game?

That wasn't outrage.

We were just dumbfounded by how profoundly unfunny you are.

Shenanigans. 

Is this your new bit or something?

Canada just got "Super Troopers."

Intrepid Reader: PenFoe

Never heard of it.

I don't know what the fuck it is either but it sounds like something retarded.

[Wheezer]

Hmph. From a comment at scienceblogs.com:

We do have some strange habits in that department in Europe too, though. I was in Austria recently, and the airport toilets are designed so that your crap does not fall into the water, but instead sits out on a shelf in the air, where it can be closely examined before being flushed away. This has the delightful effect of allowing a large deposit to pile high enough to touch the buttocks.

Not to mention the stink. Does anything smell worse than poo out of water?

Cunningly, the five star hotel had placed a huge jet-engine-like suction tube placed about a foot from the shelf to suck the noxious odours away.

http://strangelyperfect.tv/2727/austrian-toilet/

I cannot in good conscience recommend following the link to mrpoop.com, although one does have to scroll down.

[Canadouche]

This thread from the same people who once acted outraged when I suggested that the Andy Dolan Special sounded like some kind of scat game?

That wasn't outrage.

We were just dumbfounded by how profoundly unfunny you are.

Shenanigans. 

Is this your new bit or something?

You have participated in a 13-page internet message board thread on POOP.  Anything else you might say on any subject is irrelevant to how ridiculously lame you are.

[PenFoe]

This thread from the same people who once acted outraged when I suggested that the Andy Dolan Special sounded like some kind of scat game?

That wasn't outrage.

We were just dumbfounded by how profoundly unfunny you are.

Shenanigans. 

Is this your new bit or something?

Canada just got "Super Troopers."

Intrepid Reader: PenFoe

Never heard of it.

Seriously, I don't know what that is.
Is that a really serious offense?

[Gilgamesh]

This thread from the same people who once acted outraged when I suggested that the Andy Dolan Special sounded like some kind of scat game?

That wasn't outrage.

We were just dumbfounded by how profoundly unfunny you are.

Shenanigans. 

Is this your new bit or something?

You have participated in a 13-page internet message board thread on POOP.  Anything else you might say on any subject is irrelevant to how ridiculously lame you are.

Kurt is too cool for this thread, you unmarried, American losers.