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Yeti

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No Wizardry could cure him
« on: March 11, 2010, 10:17:03 AM »

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Re: No Wizadry could cure him
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2010, 10:28:36 AM »
Quote from: Yeti on March 11, 2010, 10:17:03 AM
Merlin Olsen dead at 69

Yeti's been taking a beating around here lately, but I found this thread title solid.

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Re: No Wizadry could cure him
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2010, 10:30:12 AM »
Quote from: CT III on March 11, 2010, 10:28:36 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 11, 2010, 10:17:03 AM
Merlin Olsen dead at 69

Yeti's been taking a beating around here lately, but I found this thread title solid.

I particularly liked the part where he didn't know how to spell Wizardry.
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Re: No Wizadry could cure him
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2010, 10:35:02 AM »
Quote from: PenFoe on March 11, 2010, 10:30:12 AM
Quote from: CT III on March 11, 2010, 10:28:36 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 11, 2010, 10:17:03 AM
Merlin Olsen dead at 69

Yeti's been taking a beating around here lately, but I found this thread title solid.

I particularly liked the part where he didn't know how to spell Wizardry.

Nothing like a nice bit of downstate education

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Re: No Wizadry could cure him
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2010, 10:46:32 AM »
Quote from: CT III on March 11, 2010, 10:28:36 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 11, 2010, 10:17:03 AM
Merlin Olsen dead at 69

Yeti's been taking a beating around here lately, but I found this thread title solid.

I would have gone with "pushing up FTD daises", but that's just me.
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Re: No Wizadry could cure him
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2010, 10:56:37 AM »
Quote from: thehawk on March 11, 2010, 10:46:32 AM
Quote from: CT III on March 11, 2010, 10:28:36 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 11, 2010, 10:17:03 AM
Merlin Olsen dead at 69

Yeti's been taking a beating around here lately, but I found this thread title solid.

I would have gone with "pushing up FTD daises", but that's just me.

I'd have gone with "Deadsome Deadsome"
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Re: No Wizardry could cure him
« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2010, 11:03:23 AM »
There's probably some sort of Highway to Heaven ref that could be made, too.
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Re: No Wizardry could cure him
« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2010, 01:04:19 PM »
I would have said something really stupid like 'Guess He Won't Be Stopping By Ron Burgundy's House On Occasion Anymore' because that's really my only Merlin Olsen experience. 

On the other hand, it would have pissed off Kermit, so there's that.

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Re: No Wizardry could cure him
« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2010, 01:19:38 PM »
Quote from: Eli on March 11, 2010, 01:04:19 PM
I would have said something really stupid like 'Guess He Won't Be Stopping By Ron Burgundy's House On Occasion Anymore' because that's really my only Merlin Olsen experience. 

On the other hand, it would have pissed off Kermit, so there's that.

What doesn't?

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Re: No Wizardry could cure him
« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2010, 01:24:31 PM »
Quote from: Eli on March 11, 2010, 01:04:19 PM
I would have said something really stupid like 'Guess He Won't Be Stopping By Ron Burgundy's House On Occasion Anymore' because that's really my only Merlin Olsen experience. 

On the other hand, it would have pissed off Kermit, so there's that.

You never read Instant Replay? Sure it was written by a Packer, but it's a good read. He talked in length about Olsen and Alex Karras.

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Re: No Wizardry could cure him
« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2010, 01:24:50 PM »
Quote from: Kermit IV on March 11, 2010, 01:19:38 PM
Quote from: Eli on March 11, 2010, 01:04:19 PM
I would have said something really stupid like 'Guess He Won't Be Stopping By Ron Burgundy's House On Occasion Anymore' because that's really my only Merlin Olsen experience. 

On the other hand, it would have pissed off Kermit, so there's that.

What doesn't?

This time last year, I could have said "Milton Bradley."

Man, how things change.
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Re: No Wizardry could cure him
« Reply #11 on: March 11, 2010, 10:14:38 PM »
I'm gonna miss him. He had a great beard. What happens to beards when they die?

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Re: No Wizadry could cure him
« Reply #12 on: March 12, 2010, 12:16:53 AM »
Quote from: CT III on March 11, 2010, 10:28:36 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 11, 2010, 10:17:03 AM
Merlin Olsen dead at 69

Yeti's been taking a beating around here lately, but I found this thread title solid.

I was afraid it was Marshall Brodien.
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Re: No Wizardry could cure him
« Reply #13 on: March 14, 2010, 12:31:30 AM »
Quote from: Eli on March 11, 2010, 01:04:19 PM
I would have said something really stupid like 'Guess He Won't Be Stopping By Ron Burgundy's House On Occasion Anymore' "Mitchell finally got Benton"  because that's really my only Merlin Olsen experience.  

On the other hand, it would have pissed off Kermit, so there's that.