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Re: Food Wars
« Reply #15 on: March 12, 2010, 01:11:28 PM »
Anyone watch this show with the grating, overperked host? She's trying so hard to be entertaining that it becomes irritating almost instantly. Stop fucking yelling.

Anywhat, they pitted Mr. Beef vs. Al's on the Chicago episode. I would like to hear who you guys prefer. We're actually taking a trip to Al's down the street for lunch to celebrate absolutely nothing.

I prefer the beef and giardiniera at Al's, but Mr. Beef on Orleans has better ambience, in that it's completely no frills, and you stand at a counter to eat.

You stand up to eat? What if there's someone behind you trying to WATCH THE DAMN GAME, DAMMIT?

What game would someone be watching at a lunch counter?  You don't make any sense.

I wasn't being literal, you giardiniera-stained clod. Merely an unfunny reference to the Huebiter's shoutbox-declared hatred for anyone who has the gall to stand up and cheer for his team before the Huebiter deems it acceptable.

Yeah I know what you were going for, you inveterate sheep fucker.  And unfunny is a charitable qualifer.  I was thinking more along the lines of "lame" and "a pointless waste of typing".

Next time, try a little humor with your, ahem, "jokes".  It makes it so much more interesting for the reader.

If Huey knows anything, Huey knows comedy.

Stay out of this, Thrillhomo.
I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Re: Food Wars
« Reply #16 on: March 12, 2010, 01:19:19 PM »
Anyone watch this show with the grating, overperked host? She's trying so hard to be entertaining that it becomes irritating almost instantly. Stop fucking yelling.

Anywhat, they pitted Mr. Beef vs. Al's on the Chicago episode. I would like to hear who you guys prefer. We're actually taking a trip to Al's down the street for lunch to celebrate absolutely nothing.

I prefer the beef and giardiniera at Al's, but Mr. Beef on Orleans has better ambience, in that it's completely no frills, and you stand at a counter to eat.

You stand up to eat? What if there's someone behind you trying to WATCH THE DAMN GAME, DAMMIT?

What game would someone be watching at a lunch counter?  You don't make any sense.

I wasn't being literal, you giardiniera-stained clod. Merely an unfunny reference to the Huebiter's shoutbox-declared hatred for anyone who has the gall to stand up and cheer for his team before the Huebiter deems it acceptable.

Yeah I know what you were going for, you inveterate sheep fucker.  And unfunny is a charitable qualifer.  I was thinking more along the lines of "lame" and "a pointless waste of typing".

Next time, try a little humor with your, ahem, "jokes".  It makes it so much more interesting for the reader.

If Huey knows anything, Huey knows comedy.

Stay out of this, Thrillhomo.

Sounds like you had a little too much muscle in your frappuccino this morning, champ.

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Re: Food Wars
« Reply #17 on: March 12, 2010, 01:20:44 PM »
Anyone watch this show with the grating, overperked host? She's trying so hard to be entertaining that it becomes irritating almost instantly. Stop fucking yelling.

Anywhat, they pitted Mr. Beef vs. Al's on the Chicago episode. I would like to hear who you guys prefer. We're actually taking a trip to Al's down the street for lunch to celebrate absolutely nothing.

I prefer the beef and giardiniera at Al's, but Mr. Beef on Orleans has better ambience, in that it's completely no frills, and you stand at a counter to eat.

You stand up to eat? What if there's someone behind you trying to WATCH THE DAMN GAME, DAMMIT?

What game would someone be watching at a lunch counter?  You don't make any sense.

I wasn't being literal, you giardiniera-stained clod. Merely an unfunny reference to the Huebiter's shoutbox-declared hatred for anyone who has the gall to stand up and cheer for his team before the Huebiter deems it acceptable.

Yeah I know what you were going for, you inveterate sheep fucker.  And unfunny is a charitable qualifer.  I was thinking more along the lines of "lame" and "a pointless waste of typing".

Next time, try a little humor with your, ahem, "jokes".  It makes it so much more interesting for the reader.

If Huey knows anything, Huey knows comedy.

Stay out of this, Thrillhomo.

Sounds like you had a little too much muscle in your frappuccino this morning, champ.

Don't call me champ, pal.
I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Re: Food Wars
« Reply #18 on: March 12, 2010, 01:37:13 PM »
Anyone watch this show with the grating, overperked host? She's trying so hard to be entertaining that it becomes irritating almost instantly. Stop fucking yelling.

Anywhat, they pitted Mr. Beef vs. Al's on the Chicago episode. I would like to hear who you guys prefer. We're actually taking a trip to Al's down the street for lunch to celebrate absolutely nothing.

I prefer the beef and giardiniera at Al's, but Mr. Beef on Orleans has better ambience, in that it's completely no frills, and you stand at a counter to eat.

You stand up to eat? What if there's someone behind you trying to WATCH THE DAMN GAME, DAMMIT?

What game would someone be watching at a lunch counter?  You don't make any sense.

I wasn't being literal, you giardiniera-stained clod. Merely an unfunny reference to the Huebiter's shoutbox-declared hatred for anyone who has the gall to stand up and cheer for his team before the Huebiter deems it acceptable.

Yeah I know what you were going for, you inveterate sheep fucker.  And unfunny is a charitable qualifer.  I was thinking more along the lines of "lame" and "a pointless waste of typing".

Next time, try a little humor with your, ahem, "jokes".  It makes it so much more interesting for the reader.

If Huey knows anything, Huey knows comedy.

Stay out of this, Thrillhomo.

Sounds like you had a little too much muscle in your frappuccino this morning, champ.

Don't call me champ, pal.

My God, Huey. Look what you've become.
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Re: Food Wars
« Reply #19 on: March 12, 2010, 01:40:47 PM »
Anyone watch this show with the grating, overperked host? She's trying so hard to be entertaining that it becomes irritating almost instantly. Stop fucking yelling.

Anywhat, they pitted Mr. Beef vs. Al's on the Chicago episode. I would like to hear who you guys prefer. We're actually taking a trip to Al's down the street for lunch to celebrate absolutely nothing.

I prefer the beef and giardiniera at Al's, but Mr. Beef on Orleans has better ambience, in that it's completely no frills, and you stand at a counter to eat.

You stand up to eat? What if there's someone behind you trying to WATCH THE DAMN GAME, DAMMIT?

What game would someone be watching at a lunch counter?  You don't make any sense.

I wasn't being literal, you giardiniera-stained clod. Merely an unfunny reference to the Huebiter's shoutbox-declared hatred for anyone who has the gall to stand up and cheer for his team before the Huebiter deems it acceptable.

Yeah I know what you were going for, you inveterate sheep fucker.  And unfunny is a charitable qualifer.  I was thinking more along the lines of "lame" and "a pointless waste of typing".

Next time, try a little humor with your, ahem, "jokes".  It makes it so much more interesting for the reader.

If Huey knows anything, Huey knows comedy.

Stay out of this, Thrillhomo.

Sounds like you had a little too much muscle in your frappuccino this morning, champ.

Don't call me champ, pal.

My God, Huey. Look what you've become.

Don't look at me!  I'm hideous!
I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Re: Food Wars
« Reply #20 on: March 12, 2010, 02:24:27 PM »
I'm going to ungay this thread for a second. Had the regular Al dipped and hot with the cheese fries. Awesome. And not too filling either.


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Re: Food Wars
« Reply #21 on: March 12, 2010, 02:35:52 PM »
I'm going to ungay this thread for a second. Had the regular Al dipped and hot with the cheese fries. Awesome. And not too filling either.



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Re: Food Wars
« Reply #22 on: March 12, 2010, 02:54:17 PM »
I'm going to ungay this thread for a second. Had the regular Al dipped and hot with the cheese fries. Awesome. And not too filling either.



It's a friday during Lent you heathen.

We can talk best cakes, muffins and breads during Passover to compensate.

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Re: Food Wars
« Reply #23 on: March 12, 2010, 03:01:14 PM »
I'm going to ungay this thread for a second. Had the regular Al dipped and hot with the cheese fries. Awesome. And not too filling either.



It's a friday during Lent you heathen.

I gave up religion for Lent.

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Re: Food Wars
« Reply #24 on: March 12, 2010, 03:48:17 PM »
I'm going to ungay this thread for a second. Had the regular Al dipped and hot with the cheese fries. Awesome. And not too filling either.



It's a friday during Lent you heathen.

I gave up religion for Lent.

[oleg]High Five[/oleg]
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Re: Food Wars
« Reply #25 on: March 12, 2010, 03:49:38 PM »
I'm going to ungay this thread for a second. Had the regular Al dipped and hot with the cheese fries. Awesome. And not too filling either.



It's a friday during Lent you heathen.

I gave up religion for Lent.

[oleg]High Five[/oleg]

Que bad Fork joke.

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Re: Food Wars
« Reply #26 on: March 12, 2010, 04:06:39 PM »
I'm going to ungay this thread for a second. Had the regular Al dipped and hot with the cheese fries. Awesome. And not too filling either.



It's a friday during Lent you heathen.

I gave up religion for Lent.

[oleg]High Five[/oleg]

Que bad Fork joke.

But is he going to go for "High" meaning stoned or "High" meaning altitude?

I was stunned that the Oleg tags didn't make my text smaller, myself.
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Re: Food Wars
« Reply #27 on: March 12, 2010, 04:07:40 PM »
I'm going to ungay this thread for a second. Had the regular Al dipped and hot with the cheese fries. Awesome. And not too filling either.



It's a friday during Lent you heathen.

I gave up religion for Lent.

[oleg]High Five[/oleg]

Que bad Fork joke.

But is he going to go for "High" meaning stoned or "High" meaning altitude?

I was stunned that the Oleg tags didn't make my text smaller, myself.

You abandoned the Shoutbox to become this?

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Re: Food Wars
« Reply #28 on: March 12, 2010, 04:10:51 PM »
I'm going to ungay this thread for a second. Had the regular Al dipped and hot with the cheese fries. Awesome. And not too filling either.



It's a friday during Lent you heathen.

I gave up religion for Lent.

[oleg]High Five[/oleg]

Que bad Fork joke.

But is he going to go for "High" meaning stoned or "High" meaning altitude?

I was stunned that the Oleg tags didn't make my text smaller, myself.

You abandoned the Shoutbox to become this?

I didn't abandon the shoutbox. I'll be back. One day...
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Re: Food Wars
« Reply #29 on: March 12, 2010, 04:12:26 PM »
I'm going to ungay this thread for a second. Had the regular Al dipped and hot with the cheese fries. Awesome. And not too filling either.



It's a friday during Lent you heathen.

I gave up religion for Lent.

[oleg]High Five[/oleg]

Que bad Fork joke.

But is he going to go for "High" meaning stoned or "High" meaning altitude?

I was stunned that the Oleg tags didn't make my text smaller, myself.

You abandoned the Shoutbox to become this?

I didn't abandon the shoutbox. I'll be back. One day...

The SB hasn't died yet?