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Re: Potential Death Alert: Lost at Sea
« Reply #15 on: June 12, 2010, 10:22:44 AM »
She looks kinda cute. Think she'd like someone to mend her lost heart?



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Re: Potential Death Alert: Lost at Sea
« Reply #16 on: June 12, 2010, 07:40:53 PM »
She looks kinda cute. Think she'd like someone to mend her lost heart?



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Well, they are Canadian, so I don't know if they have feelings.

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Re: Potential Death Alert: Lost at Sea
« Reply #17 on: June 15, 2010, 07:32:31 PM »
She looks kinda cute. Think she'd like someone to mend her lost heart?



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Re: Potential Death Alert: Lost at Sea
« Reply #18 on: June 16, 2010, 12:24:41 AM »
She looks kinda cute. Think she'd like someone to mend her lost heart?



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Re: Potential Death Alert: Lost at Sea
« Reply #19 on: June 18, 2010, 11:51:52 AM »
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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Potential Death Alert: Lost at Sea
« Reply #24 on: June 28, 2010, 11:34:20 AM »
Good news, Yeti...

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gkhTD90JF9hl_js4rFNNmxLFCDWgD9GJQTIG0

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SAINT-DENIS, Reunion — Sixteen-year-old sailor Abby Sunderland is homeward bound — though her plane flight back to California isn't the homecoming she originally imagined when she set off in hopes of sailing around the world.

About two weeks after her rescue at sea, Sunderland departed Sunday from the French island of Reunion, off the southeastern coast of Africa, en route to France, then on to California.

If she's getting too old for you, though, never fear. She's the second oldest of a big litter:

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Her parents were awaiting her return at the family home in Thousand Oaks, California, where her mother is soon to give birth to her eighth child. Sunderland is expected to give a news conference in southern California on Tuesday.
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Re: Potential Death Alert: Lost at Sea
« Reply #26 on: June 29, 2010, 03:11:25 PM »
Good news, Yeti...

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gkhTD90JF9hl_js4rFNNmxLFCDWgD9GJQTIG0

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SAINT-DENIS, Reunion — Sixteen-year-old sailor Abby Sunderland is homeward bound — though her plane flight back to California isn't the homecoming she originally imagined when she set off in hopes of sailing around the world.

About two weeks after her rescue at sea, Sunderland departed Sunday from the French island of Reunion, off the southeastern coast of Africa, en route to France, then on to California.

If she's getting too old for you, though, never fear. She's the second oldest of a big litter:

Quote
Her parents were awaiting her return at the family home in Thousand Oaks, California, where her mother is soon to give birth to her eighth child. Sunderland is expected to give a news conference in southern California on Tuesday.



Those are some thick meathooks... ahem.  ...arms.

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Re: Potential Death Alert: Lost at Sea
« Reply #27 on: June 29, 2010, 03:13:54 PM »
Good news, Yeti...

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gkhTD90JF9hl_js4rFNNmxLFCDWgD9GJQTIG0

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SAINT-DENIS, Reunion — Sixteen-year-old sailor Abby Sunderland is homeward bound — though her plane flight back to California isn't the homecoming she originally imagined when she set off in hopes of sailing around the world.

About two weeks after her rescue at sea, Sunderland departed Sunday from the French island of Reunion, off the southeastern coast of Africa, en route to France, then on to California.

If she's getting too old for you, though, never fear. She's the second oldest of a big litter:

Quote
Her parents were awaiting her return at the family home in Thousand Oaks, California, where her mother is soon to give birth to her eighth child. Sunderland is expected to give a news conference in southern California on Tuesday.



Those are some thick meathooks... ahem.  ...arms.

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Re: Potential Death Alert: Lost at Sea
« Reply #29 on: June 29, 2010, 04:13:00 PM »
Good news, Yeti...

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gkhTD90JF9hl_js4rFNNmxLFCDWgD9GJQTIG0

Quote
SAINT-DENIS, Reunion — Sixteen-year-old sailor Abby Sunderland is homeward bound — though her plane flight back to California isn't the homecoming she originally imagined when she set off in hopes of sailing around the world.

About two weeks after her rescue at sea, Sunderland departed Sunday from the French island of Reunion, off the southeastern coast of Africa, en route to France, then on to California.

If she's getting too old for you, though, never fear. She's the second oldest of a big litter:

Quote
Her parents were awaiting her return at the family home in Thousand Oaks, California, where her mother is soon to give birth to her eighth child. Sunderland is expected to give a news conference in southern California on Tuesday.



Those are some thick meathooks... ahem.  ...arms.

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