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Slaky

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Madden 11
« on: July 28, 2010, 05:38:13 PM »
I don't plan on buying this but I downloaded the demo. The start up is a giant beatoff-a-thon to the Saints. Gross.

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Re: Madden 11
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2010, 05:50:58 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on July 28, 2010, 05:38:13 PM
I don't plan on buying this but I downloaded the demo. The start up is a giant beatoff-a-thon to the Saints. Gross.

I guess you get to meet the president if you win the Super Bowl.  So, there's that too.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Madden 11
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2010, 07:38:50 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on July 28, 2010, 05:38:13 PM
I don't plan on buying this but I downloaded the demo. The start up is a giant beatoff-a-thon to the Saints. Gross.

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Re: Madden 11
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2010, 05:02:22 PM »
Anyone got it? Care to review?

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Re: Madden 11
« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2010, 05:35:13 PM »

TIME TO POST!

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Re: Madden 11
« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2010, 07:19:39 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on August 10, 2010, 05:02:22 PM
Anyone got it? Care to review?

Meh.

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Re: Madden 11
« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2010, 09:01:54 AM »
Quote from: ChuckD on September 03, 2010, 07:19:39 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 10, 2010, 05:02:22 PM
Anyone got it? Care to review?

Meh.

I also have it. It's fun. In a meh sort of way.

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Re: Madden 11
« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2010, 01:41:57 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on September 03, 2010, 09:01:54 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on September 03, 2010, 07:19:39 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 10, 2010, 05:02:22 PM
Anyone got it? Care to review?

Meh.

I also have it. It's fun. In a meh sort of way.

It's no more or less fun than any other Madden, I suppose.  Really did a nice job with the running engine though.

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Re: Madden 11
« Reply #8 on: September 03, 2010, 05:09:18 PM »
Quote from: Ivy6 on September 03, 2010, 01:41:57 PM
Quote from: Slaky on September 03, 2010, 09:01:54 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on September 03, 2010, 07:19:39 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 10, 2010, 05:02:22 PM
Anyone got it? Care to review?

Meh.

I also have it. It's fun. In a meh sort of way.

It's no more or less fun than any other Madden, I suppose.  Really did a nice job with the running engine though.

Yeah running is fun. I don't understand why I can't mess with sliders when managing an online franchise. Maybe I'm just not seeing it. The game on All Pro difficulty is a total shootout.

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Re: Madden 11
« Reply #9 on: September 05, 2010, 07:23:18 PM »
Trying out their version of Ultimate Team. It's going to take how many ass kickings at the hands of the CPU before I get enough points to buy some decent talent? I guess I could just bump it down to Tard Difficulty but I have standards damn it.

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Re: Madden 11
« Reply #10 on: January 03, 2012, 09:39:40 AM »
The Madden 12 commentary is comically terrible.  Half of what they say doesn't make any sense.  In the Super Bowl Gus kept saying "Welcome back to Chicago!"  He gets super excited and yells about a huge gain after a pass is completed for one yard.  There are about a thousand more examples.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Madden 11
« Reply #11 on: January 03, 2012, 12:02:36 PM »
Madden 12 is annoying.  What is it with EA's sports franchises that they are regressing in the graphics department?  Same can be said for Tiger 12...it was not nearly as pretty as the one before, which was a downgrade from the one befeore, etc...
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Re: Madden 11
« Reply #12 on: January 03, 2012, 01:01:24 PM »
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on January 03, 2012, 12:02:36 PM
Madden 12 is annoying.  What is it with EA's sports franchises that they are regressing in the graphics department?  Same can be said for Tiger 12...it was not nearly as pretty as the one before, which was a downgrade from the one befeore, etc...

When there's no competition, there's no incentive to improve the product.

I blame their contract with the NFL more than anything.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.