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Bort

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He Didn't Get Far on Foot
« on: July 29, 2010, 09:30:26 AM »
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R-V

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Re: He Didn't Get Far on Foot
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2010, 09:50:02 AM »
I was hoping this thread would be about that Wild Bill weirdo from a few years back who walked across the country to cure Santo's beetus or something like that.

Bort

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Re: He Didn't Get Far on Foot
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2010, 09:52:48 AM »
Quote from: R-V on July 29, 2010, 09:50:02 AM
I was hoping this thread would be about that Wild Bill weirdo from a few years back who walked across the country to cure Santo's beetus or something like that.

It can be, if you want.
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Re: He Didn't Get Far on Foot
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2010, 10:01:39 AM »
Quote from: Bort on July 29, 2010, 09:52:48 AM
Quote from: R-V on July 29, 2010, 09:50:02 AM
I was hoping this thread would be about that Wild Bill weirdo from a few years back who walked across the country to cure Santo's beetus or something like that.

It can be, if you want.

What was that guy's deal anyway? He looked like a cross between Laura Davies and FutureHuey.


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Re: He Didn't Get Far on Foot
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2010, 10:03:34 AM »
DPD for the link.

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Re: He Didn't Get Far on Foot
« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2010, 10:12:55 AM »
Quote from: R-V on July 29, 2010, 10:01:39 AM
Quote from: Bort on July 29, 2010, 09:52:48 AM
Quote from: R-V on July 29, 2010, 09:50:02 AM
I was hoping this thread would be about that Wild Bill weirdo from a few years back who walked across the country to cure Santo's beetus or something like that.

It can be, if you want.

What was that guy's deal anyway? He looked like a cross between Laura Davies and FutureHuey.



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Re: He Didn't Get Far on Foot
« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2010, 10:50:19 AM »

There goes the whole "walking is excercise" argument.
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Re: He Didn't Get Far on Foot
« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2010, 01:15:30 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 29, 2010, 10:12:55 AM
Quote from: R-V on July 29, 2010, 10:01:39 AM
Quote from: Bort on July 29, 2010, 09:52:48 AM
Quote from: R-V on July 29, 2010, 09:50:02 AM
I was hoping this thread would be about that Wild Bill weirdo from a few years back who walked across the country to cure Santo's beetus or something like that.

It can be, if you want.

What was that guy's deal anyway? He looked like a cross between Laura Davies and FutureHuey.



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Re: He Didn't Get Far on Foot
« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2010, 12:51:04 AM »
Quote from: R-V on July 29, 2010, 10:01:39 AM
Quote from: Bort on July 29, 2010, 09:52:48 AM
Quote from: R-V on July 29, 2010, 09:50:02 AM
I was hoping this thread would be about that Wild Bill weirdo from a few years back who walked across the country to cure Santo's beetus or something like that.

It can be, if you want.

What was that guy's deal anyway? He looked like a cross between Laura Davies and FutureHuey.



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